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[size=15]Showdown Promo #1[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“Well here we are, just days away from me getting my long overdue shot at the EAW National Elite Championship. I cannot express with words just how long I ha r been yearning, coveting, and desperately grinding away for this opportunity. For over a year and a half I was haunted by a win. That’s right, POP, Stark, Rex, and every other paper champion to hold that belt have denied me what was rightfully mine! They were too afraid to step into the rig with Mark Michaels because they knew I’d outclass ‘em at every turn. They knew that if given the chance I’d step on their throats and tear that title out of their cold dead hands if need be. So each and every single one of them since January 1st, 2016, has dipped, dived, and ducked me in order to hang on to my belt for just a moment longer. This has been the modus operandi and it has driven me insane, it has burned a hole in the bottom of my stomach. I’ve nearly went sick chasing after this belt for he better part of the past two years, and all the while I’ve dealt with doubting critic who sit behind a keyboard and type up scathing, hyperbolic, defamation of my talents. These trolls have never once stepped foot into a ring, and more so they never will so long as I’ll be waiting to show each and every one of them just how good I am between the ropes. Oh And let us not forget how I’ve had to contend with a sea of envy they call the locker room, the guys like Kaise Boetius, and all his curtain jerking ilk that go out of their way to hinder me, while they ride my coattails. The ones who just as soon as I seem to get a breath of fresh air, try to drag me back down to their scum on bottom of the barrel level. They screw me out of title shots, they go out of their way to try and end my career, Finnegan Wakefield Your beloved New Breed Champion, he was nothing more than a Michael’s envy suffer hater who tried to break my neck by suplexing me on the concrete floor right before the ref could count three in a number one contender’s match! You’re precious little Nico Borg, the guy who Everton is wondering when he’s gonna use up his cash in the vault, he’s never beaten me. The Riddler hit me below the belt with a cane, something that would have put a normal man out of commission, but I persevere to make it to the end of a Hell’s Warpath Match, and the only thing everyone wants to talk about is Lucas coming in at the very end and finally getting his big win. Each and every one of these knuckleheaded nimrods in the back burn with jealousy the moment I step out on the stage. They can’t stand that I’m more talented, more charismatic, and better looking than every one of them combined! And for my troubles, for my efforts, for all the mountains and molehills I’ve been made to climb just the chance to get out of this lower midcard hell![/size]

[size=15]Well come this Saturday night, it’s all gonna change. Because finally, I’ve gotten my rightful shot at the National Elite Championship! Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen, because this will be a day to remember, Mark Michaels capturing his first title here in EAW, and forever altering the landscape of both this company and this industry, it’s gonna happen because this time the title is in the line, this time the doofus holding it can’t run away, and this time it’s gonna be me standing with my hand raised high and the confetti raining down in grand celebration of my well deserved victory. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know that all the naysayers out their are just waiting for me to finish up this post so they could start talking all that hot garbage that pours out of their mouths, I know the rookies Lance Hart and James Ranger (you’re both so bland, dull, and interchangeable I might as well save the time and address both of you here.) can barely wait to run their mouths about how their the future because they barely eked out a win against some nobody in the minor league. But those two better start realizing real quick that the only future they’re ever gonna see, is me holding the title they wish they could get their hands on, me having my face on all the billboards and banners and promotional cups they give out at Burger King. In short they only thing that these boys are ever gonna do, is chase after the man who is the undisputed and unquestioned leader of the entire EAW roster regardless of brand. Now sure you boys had a few flashes of brilliance here and there, but those few sparks are nothing compared to the towering inferno that i am. You guys are diamonds in the rough, I’m the most prized stone the world has ever laid eyes on, adored for its beauty as much as its value, nothing could ever compare. That’s the level of disparity that’s between us. You boys would have been looked on as possible contenders, as guys who could have walked out with the win, but that’s simply not the case when you are locked inside that Elimination Chamber you boys are gonna find out real quick that even the two of you combined can’t beat perfection! You two are about to go right out of the frying pan, and into the fire. And when I’m done with both of you, you’ll be left absolutely torched in that ring #iPromise [/size]

[size=15]Now with the newbies out of the way, let me address the real meat of the competition. Let me address the three stumbling, stammering, head stuck in the sand haters who for one reason or another can’t seem to get it threw their thick skulls that come hell or high water, rain or shine, that title is being strapped around my waist. [/size]

[size=15]That’s right Nobi, this weekend is gonna turn out for you like every other time your choke artist ass steps on up to the plate. One more time with the bases loaded and count full, you’re gonna gather all your might, give a mighty swing, and be called on strike three. Now I’m more than sure you had your hands full in that little six man, but keep this in mind, I don’t have to carry any deadweight tag partners in this one. You get to experience a Mark Michaels with no limitations, no restrictions, one who doesn’t have to play nice to win. Like I said just a week ago, if I want to hurt you, if I want to bash your face into those steel chains, or send you crashing thru that bullet proof glass when we’re inside the chamber, there isn’t a damn thing that anybody could do about it. Your fists can’t help you in this situation, your (inferior) skills on the mat won’t mean a damn thing. When that bell rings and we’re in that ring together, anything and everything is fair game. A Selfie stick to the jaw is as legal as a headlock here. And that plays right into my hand, because not only do you not have enough manhood to throw down and draw blood from each and every opponent in your way, your dealing with a man who will in a heartbeat. So what’s the game plan here Nobi? What are you gonna do against the guy who’s been thru glass Gauntlets, and hell’s Warpath, and flaming rope and table battle royals, and walked away without a scratch?! How can you break @EAW’s ironman?! Plain and simple, you can’t! So if I were you, I’d be hoping and praying that you get eliminated long before Mark Michaels enters the match. Because when the Picture Perfect savior of showdown is in that ring, There won’t be a man alive that can stop him from cutting thru everyone between himself and that belt. #cantstop #wontstop[/size]

[size=15]And that includes you Lucas. Seems like old times, me poised to win a championship and cement my legacy here in EAW, and you shouting your fat head off about how you were the lucky fluke to ever steal a win. Now before you go spinning tall tales about how you were a dominant champion who everyone feared and such, let me remind you that while that might work on the lower I.Q.s in this match (yourself included) it never has and never will work[/size]
[size=15]On me. See I’m the guy who called you out for winning the New Breed Championship by entering last into a match where I did all the work. And I was also the guy who called you out for beating chumps who never did anything worth challenging you for said title. And when we you finally stopped ducking me, what did you do? You threw in a low level chump who wasn’t worthy of challenging for the title so that you’d have someone to pin. Now since that triple threat match, we’ve crossed paths a time or two. And just like I always said, you were never better than perfection. I outlasted you in the ring of fire battle royal, and I outlasted you in the flaming table five way. So maybe before you drone on and on spouting those lies you Love to tell yourself, maybe take a moment to pick your words because Saturday night I’m gonna shove them down your throat. I’m gonna definitely, and completely best you in every imaginable way my friend. It’s my time now, my golden moment, my triumphant victory that will live forever in the lore of Elite Answers Wrestling. So as I said, pick your words carefully, because when I dominate you, and pin you 1,2,3, in the middle of The ring, you won’t have any excuses, you won’t have any way to deny that everything I’ve always said about you is true, and you won’t have anybody to blame but yourself. [/size]

[size=15]And that just leaves you, our reigning, defending National Elite Champion. You know POPS, it’s really fitting how this season is coming full circle in a way. I beat you 1,2,3, you get lucky because some moron with a crush on me sent me thru a table before I could eliminate you from the five way at Dia Del Diablo, and now here in the chamber, I’m gonna pin you again. I’m bringing an end to your little nostalgia run, and in doing so I’m gonna take possession of my National Elite Championship. And when I do please don’t go around doing the pouty hall of famer thing. You know where you discredit your legacy by whining and moaning and crying like five year old girl. When I beat you (and rest assured I will be beating you) don’t try to find a scapegoat, don’t go on a rant about how Bryan Daniels made you defend this belt against me because when you won the damn thing Stark was as too high to realize the bell rang! Let me tell you something, this is a long time coming to me, I’ve been denied my greatness far too many times. I have been shoved aside by champions who were too afraid to face me, and general Managers who were too incompetent to realize what they had on their hands! It’s been a long, long time waiting for this chance, it’s been what feels like forever for me to capture this title, and I will not waste this chance! This time that belt goes thru me, this time inside of over a ton of steel There is no where for anyone to run. This time that title is mine and if I have to send you back to the retirement home, or the hospital, or the mortuary, well than by all[/size]
[size=15]Means I will. #nowayout[/size]

[size=15]So get ready, because the crowning moment of the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero is coming this Saturday night! Blood, sweat, and every drop of energy I’ve spent getting to this match, it’ll have been well worth it when I hold that gold. Get ready because to beat me you’re gonna have to kill me and than kill my picture perfect zombie when it comes looking for that belt (#arrgBelt!). [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday, you will be in the ring with hands down, absolute, head and shoulders above the rest, single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots and step into a ring! You will see why I’ve amassed an army of followers across the globe who hang on every word, fawn over every picture, and celebrate like it’s a holiday when I get a win. You will find out why I’m the undisputed Social Media Champion, and perfection incarnate in that ring, so all you boys better start getting to Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#NextNEChamp #EliminationChamber #Showdown #EAW”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know something followers, it seems that every single time I try to clue some of the lower I.Q’s in the common locker room as to how they're all beneath me in the pecking order here in EAW, those same empty headed knuckle draggers tend to shoot their mouths off and make even bigger asses out of themselves. Case in point being Nobi, and Prince Of Phenomenal. Two of the most overrated acts that managed to net themselves contracts with company. I’m sure by now everyone has had a chance to hear these neanderthals grunt out something that would sound like an argument to anyone in their special needs class. But with every word that spills out of their mouths, it is just dripping with tension and passive aggression towards their teammates. Oh yeah, see while Nobi and POP (and I'm sure Ranger will be joining them soon) are busy trying their best to make it sound like there is any cohesion between them, we all see right thru it and know that their trying to one up each other in their own little pissing contest. Hell Nobi practically admitted as much the last time he opened his mouth and wasted five minutes of time that we’ll never get back. [/size]

[size=15]Instead of doing the smart thing (well the other smart thing, because both of them still haven't just dropped out of the National Elite Championship match.) they yammer on and on, every syllable another wedge driven between them. Meanwhile my teammates have more or less elected me captain of our team and as such they have given me every right and privilege to speak on their behalf in regards to this six man tag team contest. They allow the true star of he show to shine, because they know that not only am I the most charismatic man on the mic (or keyboard in this case), not only am I the best between those ropes, they know that by allowing me all of this precious screen time I can get their point across better than they can, I can keep us solid as a unit, and I can personally assure them a victory this week. Unlike how I can only assure them getting an ass kicking the next. [/size]

[size=15]Now I certainly realize some of you doubt the validity of my claims. Some of you are wondering just how in the world I could possibly claim that I'm gonna carry Lucas Johnson and Lance Hart to a victory. And granted it won't be easy with these two. But I can stand here confidently and proclaim Victory for team Michaels, because while every one can speculate about who has the edge physically, mentally there is simply no comparison. I mean I've already talked about how a sack of potatoes has a higher I.Q. Than all three of my opponents combined. But what about the other side of the coin? Well for your information you are looking at the man who played Brian Daniels better than the first chair fiddle in the local philharmonic! In one moment I managed to not only score a match where I could put an end to Kaise Boetius, but I got Daniels to fast track me right to the National Elite Championship. See while Nobi, and POP are running their mouths and fooling themselves into thinking they ain't gonna get run over like rat underneath a Mack truck, I'm already got the Perfect strategy on how to walk away with the W. while their out there puffing their chests out, I'm sitting back laughing. Because believe you me, the moment is gonna come where their too busy bickering with each other, and in that spilt second where they'll take their eyes off the ball, that's when I'm gonna put them down for the one, two, three faster than I could snap a selfie! This Saturday night, it's gonna be all too easy, same as it's gonna be inside that Elimination Chamber match. [/size]

[size=15]Now yes Nobi likes to brag about not getting pinned since the last time he got his ass handed to him. Guess what pal, you haven't been pinned since Dia Del Diablo, well neither have I. Look it up, MY shoulders haven't been counted out since well, to be honest I haven't been pinned at all this season. Oh sure driven thru tables, and tossed over the top, and even an occasional count out. But push come to shove, when my back is to the wall, there hasn't been a man who has gotten a three count on me! And there is not a chance in hell that you of all people are gonna be the first. How do I know that? Well considering that you don't have the balls to get pull out all the stops in a match where there aren't any rules, and I am, well that says enough right there. See what that means is that between the two of us, I'll always go that extra mile to get the win. Doesn't matter how high I have to climb or how low I have to sink, if it means winning, and more importantly, if it means winning championship gold, I won't have a second thought about it. So think long and hard about what that means if I decide to bash the few brain cells you have left out of your thick skull with the ring bell. Or if I should decide to shatter your ankle with a steel chair. Or more simply, your fists aren't gonna do you any good when a sledgehammer turns every bone In your hand to dust! Make no mistake about it, you may have gotten past Lucas without a weapon, but right now your in the water with a much hungrier shark. Your right in the den with a lion who will chew you up and spit you out quicker than a heartbeat. I am a man who conquers in that ring, while you just drift along. I take charge of the situation and grab my future right by the horns. You somehow manage to just eek by barely above irrelevance. That's why you got creamed by a stoned out his goard stark, that's why Your mentor left this company in a disgraceful whimper instead of a shining moment that would have stood for all time! That's why I'm gonna pin you right in the middle of the ring this week, the same as I’m gonna pin you next week in Lexington. [/size]

[size=15]And POP, you wonder why I haven't gotten any good around my waist. You wonder why I[/size]
[size=15]Haven't gotten a title reign here in my EAW tenure. But the question I would be asking, the one I would be most concerned about, is why whenever that National Elite championship needs a contender I'm the guy who's right there in the thick of the conversation. Whereever that title goes, I'm following right behind. I'll tell you why, because my talent in that ring is too good to be denied. My style in that ring is as graceful and dominant in a wrestling ring as Muhammad Ali’s was in the boxing ring. My technique is one that is unmatched and unparalleled by any other, least of all some paper champ who's too full of his own shit to swallow the fact that his days of holding my title are numbered! This Saturday you're gonna get a reminder of just how much substance I have in that ring. You're gonna feel the heat that's coming from the brightest burn star that this company will ever be graced by. I'll give you a point I'm not as good as you, I'm better in every conceivable way. Don't believe me? Go on and ask any of followers who have declared me the their undisputed Social Media Champion because I make the guys in the textbook look sloppy. And if you don't believe them than ask my haters a whose eyes are glued to every pic, vid, and status update, hopping that this will be the time that I fall flat on my face, only for them to be disappointed yet again. Rest assured POPS, there isn't another man who can do it all like I can. I can take it to the mat, I can brawl, I can give you a catch as catch can classic or a demolition derby in that ring. And no matter what the situation, no matter the stipulation, no matter what gets thrown my way by anyone fool enough to go toe to toe with me, I rise above it all, and walk away the worldwide trending topic. The guy whose name is on everybody's tongue while they're chatting at the water cooler. Saturday night, you want to see just what makes me so special? You should be a bit more careful what you wish for. [/size]

[size=15]And as for you Ranger, do yourself a favor this Saturday and just stand on the apron looking like the doofus you are. And pay close attention to the beat down I'm gonna lay on both of the numb nuts in your corner. Study just how I'm gonna dominate then from bell to bell, because after I get thru with them in Indianapolis, I'll be doing the same to you in Lexington.[/size]

[size=15]So all three of you better get ready because you are about to get a sneak peak of what's gonna happen inside that chamber when my hand gets lifted high. My foot is about to send all your asses a direct message, when it sends each and every one of you sailing thru the front door of the Bridgestone arena! Get ready because by this time in a few short weeks, there won't even be a question in your minds as to why I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who'll be the sole survivor in he National Elite Championship Elimination Chamber match! You will all soon have no choice but to start coming correct and recognizing me as Perfection incarnate, and hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. You all are gonna have to bow down before “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels, and like it or not you all will be Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #Saturday”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #1[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“At the ‘command’ of our egregious Showdown General Manager, Brian Daniels, I am for another week despite my best attempts, stuck having to deal with that Jackass Kaise Boetius. The man who has done every from ride my coat tails, to attack me from behind, to everything else you could possibly do to piss me right the fuck off! So when you toss him to me in a street fight, it's a lot like a steak being tossed to a starving lion. Oh that's rights, see I tried to do this peacefully Daniels, I tried to do this in a way that wouldn't make me tear that fuckhead limb from limb, I tried to do this without having to end this man’s career. So when HIS lawyers start calling, and threatening to sue for the lost wages, just know it'll be on you, his blood is on your hands because you made this happen! And what's more to give me that extra little spark of motivation you did the worst thing possible for Kaise’s well being, by essentially making this a number one contender’s match for the National Elite Championship. So that gives me all the more reason to put that fucker down once and for all! You better run a disclaimer for the excessive violence that the people watching are gonna see! Because this isn't gonna be one of my technical master pieces, this won't be me entertaining an arena filled to the brim with my followers, this will be a public execution. Because I have put up with all of Kaise’s bullshit for far too long. [/size]

[size=15]And So after months of being obsessed over, stalked, harassed, having my property destroyed, being assaulted, and seemingly being weighed down by that dead weight mad man Kaise Boetius, it finally comes to an end between us. What are the words I'm looking for? Free at last! This Saturday night I am free. Free from ever having to deal with a low end curtain jerker like Kaise. Free from having to deal with his crush over me. Free from having to spend my Saturday nights with him in the ring each and every week! I'll be free of Kaise Boetius, because this Saturday night I'll be free to whatever I please to that rat bastard son of a bitch. If I want to bust his head wide open with a glass selfie stick (#HOG2015), it's fair game. If I want to smash his knee with a steel chair, and till he's a cripple, well that's perfectly fine. This Saturday I am free, no leashes, no holding back, to make Kaise suffer for all the indignity I've had to bare since the day I got stuck carrying his no talent ass in. That tag team match at the beginning of the season. I finally get to wash my hands clean of the muck I've been handed for the better part of four, long, and trying months. This Saturday night, I get to wipe away the shit stain on this company’s ass, and in the process, finally get my long deserved National Elite Title Match. [/size]

[size=15]That's right my dear followers, yours truly is on his way to finally, FINALLY, taking[/size]
[size=15]Hold of that National Elite Belt. The same one that has been lingering just out of my grasp for about as long as I can remember. Saturday night I am going to win this street fight (but you already knew that), and finally get the rematch which I am years overdue for. Nothing short of me getting a life sentence for murdering that dickhead Boetius in the middle of the ring, is gonna keep me from entering that Elimination chamber. And when I do, I'll run thru POP, and every other talking traffic cones that stand in my way. That title has rightly been mine , and now it's closer that ever to being placed in my hands. But I'll be more than happy to tell[/size]
[size=15]You all about it next week. [/size]

[size=15]For now I'll just savor every moment that I get to tear Kaise apart. Now I'm sure some of you lesser minded haters are out there saying ‘but Mark, the last time you faced off Kaise sent you running for the hills!”. First off, shut up, second I didn't run from Kaise Boetius, I simply got tired of dealing with him and decided that he is so beneath me, he wasn't even worth another moment of my precious time. So to reiterate, I was fully willing to eat a count out loss simply so that Kaise can feel like he had his little moment of glory and I could be done with him. This Saturday, there'll be none of that. This Saturday I'll have to simply finish Boetius off for good. That's the wall I've been backed into, and so that's exactly what I'm going to do. Saturday, everyone in the Allstate arena, as well as everyone watching at home, they better take a good long look at Kaise Boetius, because it's the last anyone is ever gonna see of him in Elite Answers Wrestling![/size]

[size=15]And when I have bested this overhyped, underdeveloped Jackass, I'm going on and doing the same to another five and taking home MY title! And nothing will stand in my way of doing so because I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions of people the whole world round! The man who when you start something, he finished it. The man who when he wants something, goes out and snatches that mother fucker up! The man who’s gonna make Kaise Boetius his bitch! This Saturday night you will see greatness in human form, you will see what happens when you poke the bear for far too long and don't have enough grey matter to run while you have the fucking chance! This Saturday you are gonna see a man take his destiny into his own hands when rises above his haters, and stands head and shoulders as the undisputed greatest to ever step between the ropes. Come this Saturday, Kaise, Daniels, and every other shit for brains fuck will be picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #EAW #SaturdayNight.”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know something followers, while I cherish being the undisputed champion of all social media, and being the absolute most popular athlete in EAW, as well as Professional Wrestling as a whole, there are times when having legions of rabid fans who would trade their right arm just to be I your presence as you pass by without even a second glance can have its downsides. Case In point, a few months ago I give a break and allow him to share my spotlight in my epic Showdown debut victory over EAW hall of famer and current National Elite champion, Prince Of Phenomenal, and now this scraggly looking mongrel can’t go five minutes without my attention. Kaise Boetius, your little plea for anyone, least of all myself, to give a rat’s ass about you has dried up the last of my patience, and struck the last good nerve I had left of you. But since you just refuse to not be a thorn in my side, since there hasn't been a moment in this season where you're not screwing me out of my rightful opportunities, since you didn't get the simple hint when I walked out on that tag team match a few weeks ago that I am done putting up with your ass, I once again have to take time out of my day to beat your ass from bell to bell and put you back in your rightful place with the rest of the curtain jerkers. This Saturday night, when that bell rings it won't be a match, it'll be more akin to wiping off a piece of toilet paper that got stuck to the bottom of your shoe. This won't be me giving the crowd a five star performance that my followers are accustomed to seeing from me. No, this will be me battering and bruising you like all the out swap meet mid carders I've dealt with in my career here in EAW. Since I couldn't just wash my hands of, and he done with you, I'm gonna have no choice but to crucify you in the middle of the ring. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know you're somewhere trying to hype yourself up. trying to think back to when you suplexed me thru a flaming table, remembering how you smashed the set of my worldwide trending talk show, and otherwise trying to recall a moment that didn't see me kicking the shit out of you, but really none of that is gonna matter. See this issue is now beyond a professional issue that could be solved with a simple 3 count. If it was, it would have been over and done with when I did exactly that just a few weeks ago. No this is becoming one of those issuers where if I don't nip it right here in the bud, it'll just grow and grow, and I'll stuck with you till one of us ends up in early retirement. So at this moment fuck wins and losses, fuck catch as catch can technique, and fuck everything in regards to athletic competition and Championship contention. This shit that's about to go down on Saturday night isn't a match, it's a goddamn fight, actually it's more like a mugging, because it's gonna be brutal, it's gonna be ugly, and it's gonna after it's all said and done it's gonna leave you as nothing more than my victim! You are gonna regret not letting me move on and walk away, you're gonna wish you had just left me be, because this now every strike, every slam, every piece of offense I have to offer, it's coming with bad intentions. For instance, say I've busted you open so bad with mounted punches that the ref has to stop the match for excessive blood loss, and after I refuse to stop pummeling your split skull and the he Disqualifies me, it will all be worth it because it will mean I no longer have to deal with you. Or say I was to lock you in a guillotine, and choke you out till your blue in the face, well short of being dragged away by either the cops or the orderlies, I might not see a point of letting go of that hold. The point I'm trying to get across here is that this match will be your ultimate end. Because I’ve reached the point where having to deal with you week in and week out is more of a headache than it's worth. So Saturday night, you bring your ass down to that ring, you step thru those ropes, and you're gonna get beaten worst than a fucking dog! [/size]

[size=15]This is fair warning, so don't come crying about it after I do every goddamn thing I said I would. Let this ass whipping be the last you ever see of me, because whatever little I leave of you won't survive another go around with me. That is the level of pissed off you’ve managed to bring about within me. Congrats Kaise, because Of all the flea market fucks I've bitch slapped back to whatever hole they've managed to crawl out of, you've managed to irate me to the point of where I’m coming to prove that I'm the finest product this sport has ever crafted, no, in coming to see to it that you never show your ugly face in an EAW ring ever again. You stirred up a hornet’s nest, you poked the bear, and right now you're staring a bull who's about to run right over you with out a moment of mercy, right in the fucking eye! I'm putting an end to you, before you fuck with my career any further. I'm kicking your ass so hard, it's gonna hurt just thinking about trying to get some payback for it. I am squashing this come Saturday night, because I have bigger and better thing beckoning me. There are greater chances at glory and infamy here in EAW, and I won't let them pass me by because the match makers decided to appease your temper tantrum throwing ass![/size]

[size=15]I’d say you won't know what hit this Saturday night, but you'll know without a shadow of a doubt that it was the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero who is gonna kick your ass all the way to Mount Rushmore and back! The man who is hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between those ropes. The man who skills and charisma are unmatched by any other. The man who's combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen has garnered him an army of followers across all of social media who have recognized my natural greatness by declaring me their Social Media Champion! The man who is perfection incarnate, and the man who is about to teach you never to screw with “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels, so Kaise go on and Picture THAT! [/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #EAW #FUKB #Saturday’[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

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Topics tagged under showdown on Elite Answers Wrestling August_015

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[size=15]“You know something, this first months here on Showdown has been a bit of a rollercoaster already. I've added another hall of famer to the ever grown list of men I've vanquished in the rig. I’ve proven that I'm still a step quicker both on my feet and in my head than these upstarts like Johnny Nova and Kaise Boetius. But once again I was denied my opportunity at greatness. Once again I was kept from my rematch for the National Elite Championship, and now again I find myself having to lug around a partner I don't like, find a way to coexist with him, and keep his screw ups from costing me a match. It's a challenge yes indeed. It's an almost Herculean task that I'll have to accomplish this Saturday night. Why you might ask? Why, when I could just phone it in, and not even bother waking out to the ring. Why, when I can go the Lucas Johnson route and just flap my gums about how I got lucky six months ago to win the New Breed title and thus should be getting a shot at Stark. Why, when I could be taking the night off to heal up from being suplexed off the top rope thru a table that was set on fire! Two reasons. First I don't half ass anything. I give every last ounce of blood, and sweat I have in my body each and every time out. There's no less effort given on my part no matter who I'm in the ring with. From guys like POP and Nova, to DeDeDe and Scott Oasis, I leave it all[/size]
[size=15]In that ring, because for me there is no tomorrow. There is no fight more important than the one I'm right in the middle of. There's no holding back. When I go out there, I do all that I need to, to make damn well sure that everyone knows that they are seeing the best in the world, giving the best of himself. [/size]

[size=15]The second reason is because I am destined for great things here in EAW. Title wins, marque match ups, my face on EAW Ice Cream Bars (available at fine grocery stores nation wide). That's what's laying in store for me. That's what is just up ahead along the road. Besting the most dominant tag team in recent history is a hell of a feat to most men, for me it's par for the course. It's what's expected of me from the management, it's what's expected of me from my all my followers, it's what I expect of myself. So will beating the High Rollers in what can very easily become a 3 on 1 handicap match be a challenge? Yeah you bet. But it's one that I am more than game for. It's moments like these that I love because when I do it, when I have my hand raised in victory, it'll be another great chance to tell all my haters those words that every man, woman, and child love uttering. It'll be another chance to say, I told you so. Yes just like I told everyone that I would beat Scott Oasis quicker than I could snap My fingers, and just like I told Prick of Phenomenal that I would do the same to him, I am saying to everyone who is reading this, that I will overcome the odds and pin Ripley and Davidson 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring. And in a single match I'll not only have beaten one champion, I'll have beaten two. And with that win, Brian Daniels will have no choice but to give me everything I desire on a silver platter. Money, my face on every billboard, and most importantly Championship gold fitted around my waist. All of it is mine for the taking. All I need to do is dispatch with the short sighted, Michaels envy suffering bastards in my way. [/size]

[size=15]Now some of you might be out there saying ‘yeah, yeah, we've heard this all before’. To all you doubting dickheads out there I'd like to say shit the fuck up. Good things come to those who wait, and since I am Perfection incarnate, it just takes a bit for everything to be in a place where it doesn't get any bigger, or better. Yes, when my time comes, rest assured that there will never be another one like it. When my moment in the sun arrives, nobody will ever shine brighter. Because that is the kind of man I am. That is why I'm the only one here in the entire company worthy of carrying all of EAW on his back. I am the man who people will think of whenever you say the word Wrestling. I am the icon of his industry, the face of the sport. I'm he one who possesses the skills, the determination, the charisma, and the physical endurance necessary to bare the torch and no just keep it burning, but using it to blaze a new trail for future generations to follow. That's what I am doing, and beating those two low life degenerates, is gonna be a great first step. With that victory, I'll take a giant leap in climbing this mountain they call Elite Answers Wrestling. With this win, it'll be another brick into making this company the house that Mark Michaels built. [/size]

[size=15]So Jack, David, don't take this beat down too personally. And Kaise, try not to catch a case of the feels for me this time. Because what's happening this Saturday night is all business. What's going to take place from the second I step thru the curtain to the roaring cheers of all my Friends, Followers, and Subscribers in Barcelona, to the moment that bell rings, well that's all just me doing what I gotta do to get what I'm due. I'm getting mine, and if I gotta kick the crap out of you so be it. If I leave an ever lasting boot print on each of your asses, well then hey, that's what I got to do. I am a man who is worshipped by men and women from each and every part of this world and you boys are gonna lean first hand exactly why. You're both in for an top shelf, A number 1, top of the heap, routing from bell to bell. You both get see what exactly has made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero that won't stop till everyone falls in line and recognizes just who is really the alpha male here in EAW. The head of the pack. You, and all the rest of boys in the back are gonna to start coming correct whenever you are in the presence of the brightest burning star that EAW will ever know, and the single greatest professional athlete ever to step between the ropes. From here on out You are all gonna start learning to show respect to your undisputed Social Media Champion, Picture Perfect Mark Michaels, and by the time we’re done on Showdown, you will[/size]
[size=15]Be Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #Saturday #HighRollerzGoBust #FuckThatZ”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo # 3[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I sit back here after an amazing day at the gym, and really reflect on everything that's about to happen in the not too distant future, all I can say is some people #CoughKAISEBOETIUSCough. Really need to learn when to keep their fucking mouths shut. I mean the nerve of this man, the fact that he would ever compare me to the pathetic peons in this company, shows just how out of touch he truly is. He says he really didn't need this match, I'm calling bullshit. If you didn't need it, you wouldn't have stepped between the ropes knowing that your ass could be set on fire (word is fire is something you don't have a great history with.), if you didn't need that ring of fire battle royal, you would have sat out on the sidelines and wouldn't have even bothered. Who did you out preform? Lucas Johnson, and POP? Hell I've been calling them both out for being way over rated for what seems like forever. And I know for a fact that there is no way in hell you could ever be thinking you out preformed me, hell even Nobi, the guy who won didn't outdo me in that ring. He would have been charbroiled if it hadn't been for that rat bastard Johnny Nova. So again I ask, who did you out preform last week?[/size]

[size=15]You say you've passed with flying colors on your start here in EAW, mother fucker you have a Losing record. Besides a win over Johnny Nova, you've been eliminated from the two battle royals, and lost that number one contenders match on NEO. And while we're on the subject of setting the record straight, you never carried me for a single second, in fact two weeks ago if it hadn't been for me your shoulders would have been pinned one, two, three in the center of the ring (much like they will this Saturday on Showdown). So I wouldn't talk too much about getting off to a great start, because aside from a win which you can attribute to me, your ass has been getting beaten from pillar to post just about every time you walk out to that ring. [/size]

[size=15]And whatever working accord we had is out the window? Fine by me. I've been leaving jackasses like you laid out in he middle of the ring staring up at the lights all by myself for years just fine. I won't be going easy on your ungrateful ass any more. This Saturday I am going to beat you right in the middle of that ring, and not only will you be the next to do so this week, but at Dia Del Diablo you, and the other three halfwit hacks are each gonna grilled like Texas BBQ. That's right, I'm putting each of you thru a flaming table, and moving on to bigger and better things. [/size]

[size=15]But don't think I'm overlooking you this week Kaise, you want to call me Inferior? My friend I am far from it. I am the man whose combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen can be described with only one word, Perfection! That's right, now I know that you'll probably come back with some bullshit that boils down to you saying ‘I'm a bad mother fucker, you better not mess with me.’, listen here pal i’ve retired more men than social security. I've been sending assholes like you running for the hills. I've beaten hall of famers, hell I even beat a man for custody of his child just to stick one to him! Don't walk around talking about how bad you are because I've been in the ring with men you couldn't even hope to compare to. I've Stared Methsulah in the eyes, I've wrestled with Hades the hell raiser, I've gone toe to toe with Eclipse Diemos, and all of them never wanted to deal with me again, because one ass whipping from me was enough to last them a lifetime. Kaise, this Saturday in the Pepsi Center, you're gonna see why Scott Oasis turned tail and ran, your gonna see the guy who took Zack Crash, HBG, and Y2Impact to their limits. You are gonna get the absolute best of Mark Michaels. [/size]

[size=15]So get ready, Because while I have stated that you showed some talent in the ring, make no mistake about it, you are never, ever, going to be better than perfect. You say you're a fighter, I say you're sloppy, everything you do in that ring just reeks of a rookie who barely knows a wristband from a wrist lock. This Saturday, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate the finer points of being in that ring with every suplex, strike, slam, and hold, till you end up catching a Screen Cracker to the face, or getting your head planted into he may via a Picture Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday, I'm gonna show you that the only thing you got right about Mark Michaels is that he will burn on forever as the brightest Star that this company will ever know. Yes h are about to see the skills that have won me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers who are. All just itching to see me beat the ever loving shit out of you from bell to bell! You're about to find out exactly why my followers have made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who will be coming to Dia Del Diablo with the intention of beating all four of you shit taking loudmouths so that he could save the National Elite Championship from the likes of Stark and Nobi. You are about to go toe to toe with the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between the ropes. You are stepping into the ring with greatness itself, Perfection incarnate. So when it's my hand being raised, and your ass taking the walk of shame back thru the curtain, don't say I didn't warn you so. Go on ahead and start to Picture THAT bitch![/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #Saturday #EAW #FUKB[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #5[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know as I sit back in my hotel, I can't help but to think that I It's amazing to me how some people just don't know when to shut the fuck up and admit defeat. Johnny Nova is one of these people because no matter how many times he's gotten his ass beat, he keeps on yapping like there's no tomorrow. He doesn't know any of the guys who I put out to pasture, that's the fucking point asshole! You're just like the no name losers I've sent back to wrestling at flea markets and swap meets. You're just like all the others who talked a big game, and then ran head first into the wall they call Mark Michaels. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've sent jokers like you into early retirement, but I can tell you that every time I did, I was smiling ear to ear. Because I can't stand to see this company stained by shits like you Johnny. This is the home of the Elite, and I will do everything in my power to keep it that way. [/size]

[size=15]You get all hot over me telling off the pair of morons dumb enough to root for you, you keep trying to make it out as if I have something against the whole crowd. I have million upon millions of friends, followers and, subscribers, who worship the ground I walk on. so i don't really give a fuck if I ruffle the feathers of the few haters who show up every week. I am the most beloved superstar in EAW, regardless of what any of those peabrained jerk offs think. I am bigger than this company, I'm bigger than this sport, or at the very least I'm bigger than you and all your goofy looking bullshit gimmicks. You want to talk about my wardrobe, at least I'm shopping at the best designer brands for men who prefer the finer things in life, instead of the barging basement at the women’s section of Goodwill. [/size]

[size=15]You want try and toss me over the top tomorrow night, by all means step on up and I'll be glad to kick your ass all the way back to 8 mile road. You don't care about what I wear, or what I say, well after I wrap that National Elite Championship around my waste, you will. So will every other one of you overhyped underdeveloped dickheads. [/size]

[size=15]You want to talk about Survival, mother fucker you're looking at the Bear Giles of EAW. The man who has been here day after day, week after week. Most who walk thru the door have a shelf life of less than a month. I've been here two years and outlasted with every one of the guys who though they were the next big thing. I'm the ironman of EAW, I'm. The guy who keeps on tearing thru chumps like you. I'm the man who has worked everyday to become the top dog here in EAW. And believe you me, this dog is chew you up and spit you out like an old bone. [/size]

[size=15]So go ahead and keep drinking your own kool aid, keep buying into your own bullshit. When it's all said and done you'll end up on the losing end of things, just like you always seem to be. [/size]

[size=15]Tomorrow night, get ready to get your ass handed to you… again. Courtesy of the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, and #Hero who is gonna ram his fist down your throat and his foot up your ass. Tomorrow night you are about to see first hand what has made me the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots. It all goes down tomorrow night. That's when I'll stand with my hand raised high, so why don't you button your lips Johnny and start to Picture THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #RingOfFireBattleRoyal”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I woke up this morning, my eyes shot open. Not because an alarm was blaring (I actually beat it by 20 minutes), not because I heard footsteps ( She was out like a light from last night). No, it was because the one thing that repeats in my mind, the thought that'll be waking me up every morning, and make me shoot out of bed and into the gym. The only idea that will run thru my mind again and again till I drift back to sleep. The one thing that my mind is dead set on winning this six man ring of fire battle royal, and going on to Dia Del Diablo. My all consuming goal, is to walk thru the fire and flames of five other contenders and step forward to get my shot at Stark. My only thought is being the last man standing in that ring, both this Saturday night and on July 29th, and rise about the smoke and ashes to hold that National Elite Championship in my hands. This is what has lit a fire under my hotter than hell and damnation. The chance to take hold of a title that should have been mine, to right the wrong that has relegated me the low end of the totem poll. To win not just a title, but vindication and validation of my entire EAW tenure, I am willing to jump right outta of the frying pan while the burners at turned all the way to max. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday night, Murrow wants a ring of fire? Well I'll be more than happy to bring the gas and the matches, you five assholes can be the kindling that's I’ll use to set the Mavrik Center on fire with Michaels fever! [/size]

[size=15]You got that Johnny Nova? What the hell have you been smoking?! First it was the tacky clothing, now this week you think you're an inspiration? Who the fuck would be inspired by a man who constantly comes up short, even when he has a hall of famer to carry him?! You talk about being a survivor, listen buddy nothing you went thru in that crack house you grew up in, can prepare your for the human demolition derbies I've been a part of. Glass Gauntlets, Hell’s Warpaths, and now this ring of fire battle royal. You can talk about surviving when you done all of that and put up with two years of being squandered by having to wrestle low level chumps like you! I'm a survivor here in EAW, I'm the ironman who keeps showing up week after week and stealing the show no matter where he is on the card. [/size]

[size=15]Johnny, You think that this week is gonna be the time you finally real thru that glass ceiling and do the one thing that has eluded you from the day you set foot in this company, win a match? Buddy, you repeat your bullshit about as much as Lucas Johnson does. In this ring of fire battle royal, you're not gonna rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, you're gonna be tossed out like an burnt and blackened turkey. You apologized to the two people who gave you some pity cheers last week, but have you apologized to me for The insults you hurled at me? Even though I kicked your ass up and down the arena last week, I'm still waiting. Just like I'll be waiting after shipping you back to the locker room via a first class ride in the end of my shoe (I would have sent you back to Detroit, but that city has it bad enough without you dragging it thru the mud with every time you mention that you grew up there)! This is EAW, ELITE Answer Wrestling, and there is nothing Elite about some area code dropping jackass, who's biggest bragging right is the fact that he LOST at Pain For Pride. When you actually get a victory over one opponent, than maybe I might take into consideration anything you have to say about winning this battle royal. Till then, step aside and let the man who has beaten hall of Famers and is the leader of this new era here on Showdown. Don't even think of trying the man who is the new face of EAW, because if last week wasn't evidence enough, there is no way in hell that your ass could ever be better than Perfect! [/size]

[size=15]And Prince Of Phenomenal, here you go yapping away again, maybe getting POPped in the mouth once wasn't enough for you to get it thru your thick skull that you just can't hang with the absolute best that this company has to offer. And I know your ego is about the size of Utah, but come on man, at least Johnny Nova had the common sense enough to recognize that I whipped both your asses last Saturday. He knew enough that it ain't a damn thing changing this week. Speaking of change, get with the times man. Your all Extremist this, and National Extreme that. It's a new day here in EAW, one that is about finding the absolute top of the top, the best of the best. This is now the home of the Elite, and when you talk about your that top of the line, all time great, you have to be taking about Mark Michaels. Because I'm not just some chump who walked in off the streets, I'm not just some overrated bastard who can't let go of the past and face the facts that that this company, and all these people from every part of the globe have moved on and have found a new idol to watch in awe of every time he steps into the ring. You think you're gonna end my career? Motherfucker Better men than you have tried, and I'm still standing. I've been in the ring with legends such as Mr. DeDeDe, Hades, Y2Impact, and Zack Crash. I sent Scott Oasis running for the hills, and no matter what he throws at me, Lucas Johnson can't be rid of me! If they couldn't take me out, what fucking chance do you have pal? This Saturday night I'm tossing you over the top rope and your body will go up in flames just like your entire comeback! [/size]

[size=15]You want to get back to the prominence you once held, I say you you had better start wising up and recognize the fact that you were in the ring with a talent whose skills and charisma will never be equaled. You should be honored that you got to step into my ring and pass the torch to the next National Elite Champion. [/size]

[size=15]Kaise, you've made a smart play, you've put the rest of the bitches on blast, but you've kept quiet about me. For that I commend you. See far too often these Michaels Envy suffering shits will speak from a place of jealousy, and I would have to put them back in there proper place. But you, your a lot smarter than that. Now while I appreciate the show of intelligence, don't think for a second that I won't send you sailing down to the floor ringside. It's a dog eat dog world, and every man is out for himself in this one. But I'll tell you what, you keep playing nice, and I'll take it easy on you, not much, certainly not enough for you to take advantage of my graciousness and screw me out of that title shot. But where I'm fixing to send a message to Stark with every Elimination, I'll let you leave with your head up on this one. The won't humiliate and embarrass you the way I'm gonna with Pop, and Johnny, and Nobi, and Lucas. I'm not gonna go out of my way to squash you like an insect. But believe you me, if you test me, if I even think your up to anything the least bit fishy with me, I'll toss you over and charbroil your ass faster than a fucking hiccup! But as long as you keep out of my way, well I'll let you have your time in This match. #Deal?[/size]

[size=15]And Nobi, why have you been so quiet? Where is this great prospect just itching to break thru and lay his hands on gold? Where's the guy who has been busting his ass week in and week out on Showdown? Are you stilled bummed that you fell flat on your face at the biggest show of the year? Or are you still crying because while I defeated a former champion and hall of famer, you were sitting at home in he couch watching the Mark Michaels era of showdown kick off in grand fashion?! Truth be told, I really couldn't give a shit where you are or what you're doing, you're pretty low on the list of guys who could challenge me in this match. And incase you don't hear to well maybe you should take a look back because I did call you out on not being a part of the first show of the new season. And while you're at it take a good look at what happened last week because as you may have heard I kicked the shit out of both Nova and POP. I got added to this match because unlike everyone else (besides Boetius) I won my matchup last week. Run Nobi, don't show your ugly face anywhere near my ring, trust me you don't want to, not in the mood I'm in. Hide away in what ever shit shack you've got in that hell hole you call a country.[/size]

[size=15]But for argument’s sake let's just say you show up Saturday and try to weasel your way to my title match. Well to put it plain and simple, I’m gonna see to it that you end up at home every week because I will End you in Ogden if it means I get to face Stark. I will plant your fucking head into the concrete outside, and send you Directly to concussion city. This isn't Dynasty, and the Mark Michaels who stood by patiently is dead and buried! I am out to take what's mine, I am here to wipe away all the missed opportunities, and silence any bullshit about wasted potential or just being all talk. I am here on Showdown to plant my flag at the highest peak of this company, and let the world see once and for all that Mark Michaels is everything he has ever claimed to be. This season is where my name is forever added to the record books. This brand is the one I'm taking over and using as a launching pad to top of the sport of Professional Wrestling as a whole! So do yourself a favor Nobi, stay quiet, and stay as far out of my line of sight as possible. [/size]

[size=15]And that leaves just one more. my old pal from Dynasty, Lucas Johnson. Didn't take you long to start yelling and ranting about how your the biggest thing on Showdown, just like I said you would. You’re on Showdown for all of a week and you bitched and moaned until you somehow got thrown into this battle royal. Personally it makes me sick to my stomach, You know why? Because it seems that every time, every single goddamn time I'm about to get what's coming to me, your fat ass always manages to somehow squeeze into my title matches. Well you know what Johnson, this time we're not playing on your terms. Your not a champion who can duck me till a week before a pay per view to accept my challenge (after you sucker punch me from behind and toss in a chump so you can slink away with the title of course). We're not in Hell’s Warpath where I took the best shots from every rat bastard son of a bitch who walked thru the curtain, and you get to pick up scraps like the fucking dog you are. This time Lucas, it's a whole different story. This time I'm the one with the big win, at a big show, while your ass just suffered, what was it? The fourth loss in a row? You're not the fucking man around here, and you don't have that hack Sebastian Monroe kissing your ass anymore! So while you keep stuffing your fat head with all these fantasies about how your gonna go down to the developmental show and go on to be a double champion, I'm gonna place just about every ounce of my energy into tossing you over the top rope, and finally getting a 300 pound monkey off my back! [/size]

[size=15]Face it Lucas, the bullshit facade you worked so hard to build up since Reckless Wiring, well it's done, over finished. People finally see that the great and powerful wizard of OZ, is just some fat ass behind a shit ton of smoke and mirrors. Get ready Lucas, because you and the rest of the bunch are about to see the genuine article. A true contender to the National Elite Championship. A man who people can be proud of when he has his hand raised high! The man who is the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to each and every Member of the EAW Universe. The man who will win this ring of fire battle royal, and send the dreams of all these pretenders to the throne up in smoke. [/size]

[size=15]The man who is without a doubt the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots, the brightest burning star this company will ever see, and the man who is saving the Showdown brand from mediocrity one match at a time. I am the absolute picture of perfection, and when the smoke clears, I'll be the number one contender to the National Elite Championship, so all you boy had better start Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #RingOfFireBattleRoyal.”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“Well followers here I sit, just about ready to kick back and enjoy an amazing Independence Day that I have planned. A day where we celebrate our freedom from England, much like I am celebrating my freedom from Dynasty. Tomorrow people all across the nation will be sipping beers and eating BBQ, but for each and every one of my friends, followers, and subscribers across all of social media, they know that the real fireworks will happen this Saturday night, when in my Showdown debut, I blow the roof off the Dream Style Arena when I step out on the stage. The building will be packed to the rafters with my fans cheering and chanting my name, and when I have my hand raised after that final bell has rung, it'll be the most retweeted moment of the week. It'll be bigger than #Covfefe! And with this win, We can officially kick off the Mark Michaels Era of Showdown. [/size]

[size=15]Now sure there are some haters out there who are trying to bring me down by talking a bunch of bullshit about how I've been thrown to the sharks, and I'm on the brand where I have to compete with the some of the best talents in EAW today just for a spot on the roster. Well to them I say, I more than welcome the challenge of hanging with guys like Lannister, and Tiberius Jo… the fourth. I do so because that first word in EAW is Elite. You have to be the best of the best, the top of the top just to be here, and I guarantee that come hell or high water, Each and everyone of these Michaels envy suffering sons of bitchs are going to recognize me as the absolute best that this company has ever seen. No one before me could ever compare to me, and no one ever will. This Saturday night marks the beginning of Showdown being an absolutely PERFECT show.[/size]

[size=15]Now despite my best intentions to make every Saturday night, must see. There are still a few jackasses who aren't getting with the program here. One of them just happens to be some dumb fuck whose been hitting the coke, molly, acid, and hypno told wayyyyyy too hard. That moron in a cowboy hat Ross Vegas… I mean Johnny Nova. But now that I think of it, Johnny does seem like a cheep, poorly made imitation, or a ‘knock off’ if you will. He loud, and gaudy, and to the untrained eye, can pass as a quality product for about 30 seconds. But when you take a good look at how he preforms, and you put him to the test, you see him fall apart at the seams faster than fucking hiccup. [/size]

[size=15]I think that getting his ass handed to him week after week has finally gotten to ol’ Johnny. I mean I can barely make out half the shit this guy is taking, and whatever I can make out of that cockamamie voice he's putting on, it makes guys in the looney bin think what the fuck is wrong with that guy. Too sweet to be sour, how bout head too far up his ass with all the gimmicks. I mean the tacky 80s sunglasses, and I've already mentioned the stupid looking hat. It's like you're so desperate for someone, anyone, to notice you, that you're just throwing all the crap in your grandmother’s closet up against the wall and seeing what sticks. [/size]

[size=15]You wanna talk about Saturn and Venus? Well call me an Astronaut, because this Saturday night my boot is gonna be planted square up Uranus! [/size]

[size=15]Johnny, do yourself a favor and see a shrink. Maybe they can find something to help with this case of ADHA you've suddenly developed, and you can go from being this loud mouth jackass in bright colored tights who makes all these wild claims and spits random words out as fast as he can. To right back to being loud mouth jackass in dark colored tights who knew his fucking place on the food chain. This Saturday night I'm gonna knock some sense back into your head, and after I plant your skull into the canvas maybe you'll start thinking clearly enough to never speak another ill word of your Social Media Champion. [/size]

[size=15]And POP, why so quiet? Don't tell me your just gonna show up to get pinned and paid. (Well tbh you always were because there's not a snowflake’s chance in hell of you beating me.) if all you're coming down to Albuquerque to do is lay down on your back, and pass the torch the new leader of the showdown locker room, than by all mean do so. You'll be saving yourself the ass kicking that so many others in your position have gotten. I can't tell you how many of these ‘All Time Greats’ show up for two weeks, get their asses beat, and remembered why they called it a career in the first place. But you simply having the class and dignity to spare what little respect and nostalgia your career has left, well it takes a wise man to do so. [/size]

[size=15]But in case you start getting that funny itch, and try to screw around with me on Showdown, know that I will not hesitate to end you. In one single moment, I'll ship you back to early retirement. You test me in that ring, and you're gonna fail, because hall of famer or not, there's not a man, woman, or child, who is better than Perfect! [/size]

[size=15] Come at me bro, I've taken the best shots from everyone from Tig Kelly, to Mister DeDeDe, to Zack Crash, and many more. And while most men wouldn't have the balls to keep coming back from the wars I've wrestled, the demolition derbies I've seen in a ring, I'm still right here. I'm still battling thru the best this company can offer me, I'm still just a Screen Cracker away from Championship gold. And I am not about to be shoved to the bottom of the barrel because some quitter saw his gig as a massage therapist who gives free happy endings wasn't paying his mortgage. No, I am about to add another name to the resume, another win over a man who couldn't see the future standing right in front of him. [/size]

[size=15]It's my time now in EAW. It's my season, year, millennium, it's my goddamn forever! I am taking this brand by the goddamn throat, and it doesn't matter who likes it or not. because I am the unquestioned, biggest thing to ever grace not just this brand, not just This company, but the entire sport of professional wrestling! I have more likes on one of my Facebook post, than EAW has subscribers to the goddamn network! I'm the brightest burning star, I'm Twitter Trendsetter, I'm instagram icon, I'm the fucking #Hero and each and every one in the back better start wising up! [/size]

[size=15]I am hands down, the single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes. And from the second that bell sounds, both Johnny Nova, and Prince Of Phenomenal, are going to be torched in that goddamn ring. So both of you had better start getting to Picturing THAT! [/size]

[size=15]And Kaise, try not to screw up my debut, my followers hate it when Some jackass cost me a match. [/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #Saturday”[/size]

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