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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know something followers, while I cherish being the undisputed champion of all social media, and being the absolute most popular athlete in EAW, as well as Professional Wrestling as a whole, there are times when having legions of rabid fans who would trade their right arm just to be I your presence as you pass by without even a second glance can have its downsides. Case In point, a few months ago I give a break and allow him to share my spotlight in my epic Showdown debut victory over EAW hall of famer and current National Elite champion, Prince Of Phenomenal, and now this scraggly looking mongrel can’t go five minutes without my attention. Kaise Boetius, your little plea for anyone, least of all myself, to give a rat’s ass about you has dried up the last of my patience, and struck the last good nerve I had left of you. But since you just refuse to not be a thorn in my side, since there hasn't been a moment in this season where you're not screwing me out of my rightful opportunities, since you didn't get the simple hint when I walked out on that tag team match a few weeks ago that I am done putting up with your ass, I once again have to take time out of my day to beat your ass from bell to bell and put you back in your rightful place with the rest of the curtain jerkers. This Saturday night, when that bell rings it won't be a match, it'll be more akin to wiping off a piece of toilet paper that got stuck to the bottom of your shoe. This won't be me giving the crowd a five star performance that my followers are accustomed to seeing from me. No, this will be me battering and bruising you like all the out swap meet mid carders I've dealt with in my career here in EAW. Since I couldn't just wash my hands of, and he done with you, I'm gonna have no choice but to crucify you in the middle of the ring. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know you're somewhere trying to hype yourself up. trying to think back to when you suplexed me thru a flaming table, remembering how you smashed the set of my worldwide trending talk show, and otherwise trying to recall a moment that didn't see me kicking the shit out of you, but really none of that is gonna matter. See this issue is now beyond a professional issue that could be solved with a simple 3 count. If it was, it would have been over and done with when I did exactly that just a few weeks ago. No this is becoming one of those issuers where if I don't nip it right here in the bud, it'll just grow and grow, and I'll stuck with you till one of us ends up in early retirement. So at this moment fuck wins and losses, fuck catch as catch can technique, and fuck everything in regards to athletic competition and Championship contention. This shit that's about to go down on Saturday night isn't a match, it's a goddamn fight, actually it's more like a mugging, because it's gonna be brutal, it's gonna be ugly, and it's gonna after it's all said and done it's gonna leave you as nothing more than my victim! You are gonna regret not letting me move on and walk away, you're gonna wish you had just left me be, because this now every strike, every slam, every piece of offense I have to offer, it's coming with bad intentions. For instance, say I've busted you open so bad with mounted punches that the ref has to stop the match for excessive blood loss, and after I refuse to stop pummeling your split skull and the he Disqualifies me, it will all be worth it because it will mean I no longer have to deal with you. Or say I was to lock you in a guillotine, and choke you out till your blue in the face, well short of being dragged away by either the cops or the orderlies, I might not see a point of letting go of that hold. The point I'm trying to get across here is that this match will be your ultimate end. Because I’ve reached the point where having to deal with you week in and week out is more of a headache than it's worth. So Saturday night, you bring your ass down to that ring, you step thru those ropes, and you're gonna get beaten worst than a fucking dog! [/size]

[size=15]This is fair warning, so don't come crying about it after I do every goddamn thing I said I would. Let this ass whipping be the last you ever see of me, because whatever little I leave of you won't survive another go around with me. That is the level of pissed off you’ve managed to bring about within me. Congrats Kaise, because Of all the flea market fucks I've bitch slapped back to whatever hole they've managed to crawl out of, you've managed to irate me to the point of where I’m coming to prove that I'm the finest product this sport has ever crafted, no, in coming to see to it that you never show your ugly face in an EAW ring ever again. You stirred up a hornet’s nest, you poked the bear, and right now you're staring a bull who's about to run right over you with out a moment of mercy, right in the fucking eye! I'm putting an end to you, before you fuck with my career any further. I'm kicking your ass so hard, it's gonna hurt just thinking about trying to get some payback for it. I am squashing this come Saturday night, because I have bigger and better thing beckoning me. There are greater chances at glory and infamy here in EAW, and I won't let them pass me by because the match makers decided to appease your temper tantrum throwing ass![/size]

[size=15]I’d say you won't know what hit this Saturday night, but you'll know without a shadow of a doubt that it was the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero who is gonna kick your ass all the way to Mount Rushmore and back! The man who is hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between those ropes. The man who skills and charisma are unmatched by any other. The man who's combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen has garnered him an army of followers across all of social media who have recognized my natural greatness by declaring me their Social Media Champion! The man who is perfection incarnate, and the man who is about to teach you never to screw with “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels, so Kaise go on and Picture THAT! [/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #EAW #FUKB #Saturday’[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo # 3[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I sit back here after an amazing day at the gym, and really reflect on everything that's about to happen in the not too distant future, all I can say is some people #CoughKAISEBOETIUSCough. Really need to learn when to keep their fucking mouths shut. I mean the nerve of this man, the fact that he would ever compare me to the pathetic peons in this company, shows just how out of touch he truly is. He says he really didn't need this match, I'm calling bullshit. If you didn't need it, you wouldn't have stepped between the ropes knowing that your ass could be set on fire (word is fire is something you don't have a great history with.), if you didn't need that ring of fire battle royal, you would have sat out on the sidelines and wouldn't have even bothered. Who did you out preform? Lucas Johnson, and POP? Hell I've been calling them both out for being way over rated for what seems like forever. And I know for a fact that there is no way in hell you could ever be thinking you out preformed me, hell even Nobi, the guy who won didn't outdo me in that ring. He would have been charbroiled if it hadn't been for that rat bastard Johnny Nova. So again I ask, who did you out preform last week?[/size]

[size=15]You say you've passed with flying colors on your start here in EAW, mother fucker you have a Losing record. Besides a win over Johnny Nova, you've been eliminated from the two battle royals, and lost that number one contenders match on NEO. And while we're on the subject of setting the record straight, you never carried me for a single second, in fact two weeks ago if it hadn't been for me your shoulders would have been pinned one, two, three in the center of the ring (much like they will this Saturday on Showdown). So I wouldn't talk too much about getting off to a great start, because aside from a win which you can attribute to me, your ass has been getting beaten from pillar to post just about every time you walk out to that ring. [/size]

[size=15]And whatever working accord we had is out the window? Fine by me. I've been leaving jackasses like you laid out in he middle of the ring staring up at the lights all by myself for years just fine. I won't be going easy on your ungrateful ass any more. This Saturday I am going to beat you right in the middle of that ring, and not only will you be the next to do so this week, but at Dia Del Diablo you, and the other three halfwit hacks are each gonna grilled like Texas BBQ. That's right, I'm putting each of you thru a flaming table, and moving on to bigger and better things. [/size]

[size=15]But don't think I'm overlooking you this week Kaise, you want to call me Inferior? My friend I am far from it. I am the man whose combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen can be described with only one word, Perfection! That's right, now I know that you'll probably come back with some bullshit that boils down to you saying ‘I'm a bad mother fucker, you better not mess with me.’, listen here pal i’ve retired more men than social security. I've been sending assholes like you running for the hills. I've beaten hall of famers, hell I even beat a man for custody of his child just to stick one to him! Don't walk around talking about how bad you are because I've been in the ring with men you couldn't even hope to compare to. I've Stared Methsulah in the eyes, I've wrestled with Hades the hell raiser, I've gone toe to toe with Eclipse Diemos, and all of them never wanted to deal with me again, because one ass whipping from me was enough to last them a lifetime. Kaise, this Saturday in the Pepsi Center, you're gonna see why Scott Oasis turned tail and ran, your gonna see the guy who took Zack Crash, HBG, and Y2Impact to their limits. You are gonna get the absolute best of Mark Michaels. [/size]

[size=15]So get ready, Because while I have stated that you showed some talent in the ring, make no mistake about it, you are never, ever, going to be better than perfect. You say you're a fighter, I say you're sloppy, everything you do in that ring just reeks of a rookie who barely knows a wristband from a wrist lock. This Saturday, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate the finer points of being in that ring with every suplex, strike, slam, and hold, till you end up catching a Screen Cracker to the face, or getting your head planted into he may via a Picture Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday, I'm gonna show you that the only thing you got right about Mark Michaels is that he will burn on forever as the brightest Star that this company will ever know. Yes h are about to see the skills that have won me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers who are. All just itching to see me beat the ever loving shit out of you from bell to bell! You're about to find out exactly why my followers have made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who will be coming to Dia Del Diablo with the intention of beating all four of you shit taking loudmouths so that he could save the National Elite Championship from the likes of Stark and Nobi. You are about to go toe to toe with the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between the ropes. You are stepping into the ring with greatness itself, Perfection incarnate. So when it's my hand being raised, and your ass taking the walk of shame back thru the curtain, don't say I didn't warn you so. Go on ahead and start to Picture THAT bitch![/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #Saturday #EAW #FUKB[/size]

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