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Topics tagged under fuckthatz on Elite Answers Wrestling August_015

Topics tagged under fuckthatz on Elite Answers Wrestling August_015

[size=15]“You know something, this first months here on Showdown has been a bit of a rollercoaster already. I've added another hall of famer to the ever grown list of men I've vanquished in the rig. I’ve proven that I'm still a step quicker both on my feet and in my head than these upstarts like Johnny Nova and Kaise Boetius. But once again I was denied my opportunity at greatness. Once again I was kept from my rematch for the National Elite Championship, and now again I find myself having to lug around a partner I don't like, find a way to coexist with him, and keep his screw ups from costing me a match. It's a challenge yes indeed. It's an almost Herculean task that I'll have to accomplish this Saturday night. Why you might ask? Why, when I could just phone it in, and not even bother waking out to the ring. Why, when I can go the Lucas Johnson route and just flap my gums about how I got lucky six months ago to win the New Breed title and thus should be getting a shot at Stark. Why, when I could be taking the night off to heal up from being suplexed off the top rope thru a table that was set on fire! Two reasons. First I don't half ass anything. I give every last ounce of blood, and sweat I have in my body each and every time out. There's no less effort given on my part no matter who I'm in the ring with. From guys like POP and Nova, to DeDeDe and Scott Oasis, I leave it all[/size]
[size=15]In that ring, because for me there is no tomorrow. There is no fight more important than the one I'm right in the middle of. There's no holding back. When I go out there, I do all that I need to, to make damn well sure that everyone knows that they are seeing the best in the world, giving the best of himself. [/size]

[size=15]The second reason is because I am destined for great things here in EAW. Title wins, marque match ups, my face on EAW Ice Cream Bars (available at fine grocery stores nation wide). That's what's laying in store for me. That's what is just up ahead along the road. Besting the most dominant tag team in recent history is a hell of a feat to most men, for me it's par for the course. It's what's expected of me from the management, it's what's expected of me from my all my followers, it's what I expect of myself. So will beating the High Rollers in what can very easily become a 3 on 1 handicap match be a challenge? Yeah you bet. But it's one that I am more than game for. It's moments like these that I love because when I do it, when I have my hand raised in victory, it'll be another great chance to tell all my haters those words that every man, woman, and child love uttering. It'll be another chance to say, I told you so. Yes just like I told everyone that I would beat Scott Oasis quicker than I could snap My fingers, and just like I told Prick of Phenomenal that I would do the same to him, I am saying to everyone who is reading this, that I will overcome the odds and pin Ripley and Davidson 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring. And in a single match I'll not only have beaten one champion, I'll have beaten two. And with that win, Brian Daniels will have no choice but to give me everything I desire on a silver platter. Money, my face on every billboard, and most importantly Championship gold fitted around my waist. All of it is mine for the taking. All I need to do is dispatch with the short sighted, Michaels envy suffering bastards in my way. [/size]

[size=15]Now some of you might be out there saying ‘yeah, yeah, we've heard this all before’. To all you doubting dickheads out there I'd like to say shit the fuck up. Good things come to those who wait, and since I am Perfection incarnate, it just takes a bit for everything to be in a place where it doesn't get any bigger, or better. Yes, when my time comes, rest assured that there will never be another one like it. When my moment in the sun arrives, nobody will ever shine brighter. Because that is the kind of man I am. That is why I'm the only one here in the entire company worthy of carrying all of EAW on his back. I am the man who people will think of whenever you say the word Wrestling. I am the icon of his industry, the face of the sport. I'm he one who possesses the skills, the determination, the charisma, and the physical endurance necessary to bare the torch and no just keep it burning, but using it to blaze a new trail for future generations to follow. That's what I am doing, and beating those two low life degenerates, is gonna be a great first step. With that victory, I'll take a giant leap in climbing this mountain they call Elite Answers Wrestling. With this win, it'll be another brick into making this company the house that Mark Michaels built. [/size]

[size=15]So Jack, David, don't take this beat down too personally. And Kaise, try not to catch a case of the feels for me this time. Because what's happening this Saturday night is all business. What's going to take place from the second I step thru the curtain to the roaring cheers of all my Friends, Followers, and Subscribers in Barcelona, to the moment that bell rings, well that's all just me doing what I gotta do to get what I'm due. I'm getting mine, and if I gotta kick the crap out of you so be it. If I leave an ever lasting boot print on each of your asses, well then hey, that's what I got to do. I am a man who is worshipped by men and women from each and every part of this world and you boys are gonna lean first hand exactly why. You're both in for an top shelf, A number 1, top of the heap, routing from bell to bell. You both get see what exactly has made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero that won't stop till everyone falls in line and recognizes just who is really the alpha male here in EAW. The head of the pack. You, and all the rest of boys in the back are gonna to start coming correct whenever you are in the presence of the brightest burning star that EAW will ever know, and the single greatest professional athlete ever to step between the ropes. From here on out You are all gonna start learning to show respect to your undisputed Social Media Champion, Picture Perfect Mark Michaels, and by the time we’re done on Showdown, you will[/size]
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