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Stephanie Matsuda

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Iconic Promo #5

"Better Than You"

Hey Revy, ever hold one of these before? I think not.

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The Revenant

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Voltage #5:
“Chicago Boy”



“You know You and I have some similarities. This system: It’s fucking broken. Not broken like fractured, but flawed. No the system work perfectly for those who wish to use it. Those who ascend to their thrones and call themselves ‘Kings of the Elite’. Now I fully understand your pain…….. Sadly I don’t give a shit”.

“What happened Nate? Get pushed around in the EAW High playground? Had enough because you couldn’t reach the gold? I’ve had the same trials and tribulations, thankfully, I found the conviction to go at it from a different angle, instead of sitting there sulking. Do you want to avenge your injustices and get what’s rightfully yours? Well sitting around and acting like you’re Hotshit on DeDeDe’s Microphones isn’t gonna do you any good. Unlike our similarities, Our Differences are very Stark, We’ve been mistreated, but You’ve  done nothing but sit there like an entitled child and continue to Bitch and Moan on the Microphone. I on the other hand decided to use the opportunity of being here. I’ve got a plan, a goal here on Voltage…..  And that goal runs right, through, you”.



“And it’s funny, being such a physically unprepared and worthless sack of flesh, that you for some reason chose to rebrand your failing IP as a ‘Hardcore No Mercy Avenger’. Give me a break, or don’t, since I know the second your pompous mitts cling to that Microphone, you’ll be shooting a Hailstorm of untrue, worthless spite right at me. Another difference between us is that I’m able to make up for everyone of my losses. What about you? Trying to make up Tenfold by crying on the mic. Pathetic”.

Nathan Fiora. Fellow Chicago Boy, and a good representation of the entitlement and tantrums that fill our city. You want to yell ‘No Mercy’ at me, and claim to try and beat my head in. Well Go Ahead. See how far you get, Hardcore Boy, Because the second you step into that ring trying to act like you’re some big, bad, hotshot. When in reality you’re just a mistreated C - List competitor that Kenny Drake hired solely to feed to better wrestlers. When we meet in that ring, I’m going to Assault, Brutalize, and I’m going to leave you in that ring Battered and Bloody, so that maybe the next time you rebrand, you’ll choose a gimmick motto you can actually physically backup, because the only Hardcore incidents you’ll be involved here, is me eating you alive”.
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ROAD TO REDEMPTION PROMO #5

Ain’t nobody praying for me.

That’s the way it’s always been. Never changing, never ending, even when I try. From the beginning of my meager, short human existence on this planet, it’s always been like this. A statement that has followed me since I came out my mother’s womb to where I stand today, one I wish weren’t true, and yet it still follows me like a shadow. When I was born, I wasn’t recognized. Not as if the Queen decided to have another child, not as if the President of the United States had a son, but just like everyone else: Everyday, born at the same time, crying as the lights shine on your face. It’s so nonchalant for the doctors and the nurses in hospitals taking care of these children; they pass by so many of them each and every day, it’s not like they remember any of them by the next. I wasn’t born special, not with powerful, supernatural abilities, or coming from a royal background. I was just like everyone else: in the crowd, forgotten by everyone, remembered by no one but the few who did care. The few who witnessed me grow into the man I am today, the one, singular person who ever gave a damn about me - my mother. Maybe it’s cliche. Maybe it’s been said too much before, but I can’t lie. I truly did love my mother, with all of my childish, naive heart. I believed every word she said, I believed her words of kindness and compassion, as she attempted to set me up for a great, grand life where I’d be able to do so many things and impress so many people. Not once did I ever stop to question her, to think whether or not she was right, because that’s the way it is when you’re a kid: You follow the group script. Nobody wants to be left the odd man out, nobody wants to be that one guy who does everything differently compared to everyone else. And so, you listen. You don’t act out of line because you think it’ll get you in trouble, you don’t talk back to any adults because you’re aware of the fact that they’re going to slander your name and drag it through the mud to assert their authority. But my mom….she was different from the rest. Different from the rest of the adults and authority figures who would look down on me and treat me like a naive child who knew nothing about the world - she was kind. In a world of dead men and women, she was the only one living. The light she brought to me every day, every time I was feeling somber and sorrowful, she’d be there. She’d be there to cheer me up, make me feel better about myself, and truly was the only one who could have time to give even a semblance of compassion and kindness towards me. I miss her. I really do. But now she’s gone, and I can’t do a single thing about it. A beacon of light in my life was taken away from me so early, because retards in the back told me “It’d be fine.” They told me that everything would be alright, that everything would be fine and dandy and I’d live a happy fucking life, but no, no. I know too much about this world and human nature for that to even be a possibility. There she went. Gone. One of the one true people who prayed for me, pushed me to fight harder and battle until my very last breath, until everything went numb and I was left a hollow corpse; gone from this world. My world. But if there’s one thing I can take away from her words - it’s that she was wrong. Dead wrong about EVERYTHING. Everything in this world - there’s a reason for it to happen. Our actions, our thoughts, our beliefs all happen because either you or someone else is in control. An evil resides within all humans, a dormant savagery that is natural and destructive, if it were ever to be unleashed on this world. This evil, this lust for all things tangible and of prestige is what causes so many honorable and noble individuals to take such evil and vile actions to achieve their goal. Murderers, rapists, thieves - all are driven by their uncontrollable desire for gold, fame, or just pure sadistic pleasure. This is an evil that can’t be helped, it can’t be contained unless we attempt to. And yet even then, it still seeps out of the pores of our skin, and causes chaos wherever it goes. This is the natural state of the human mind, what purveys even today. I’d always be told that in this world, evil is nurtured from parents and adult figures…..but that’s nothing but a lie. A false hope spread in order to make us feel even the tiniest inch of security and safeness. Lies, lies, lies.

Ain’t nobody praying for me.

I’ve been lied to my entire life. From the waking moment of my birth into this world, I have been told so many lies that I’ve become insensitive to it all, I couldn’t give less of a shit anymore whether people tell me the truth, or if they give me red herrings and false facts. Before and in EAW, I have met men who lied to my face. Either out of their own stupidity, doing it intentionally, or because they were pathological individuals who truly believed the bullshit that crawled out of their mouths. Heading into Sunday, I have witnessed five men tell thousands upon thousands of lies. Each men with a different story to tell, each man with their own set of beliefs heading into something such as this. I have listened and have lent each of them an ear, hearing what they have to say, because I’m not ignorant. I’ll listen to the fool across the street like a sage, I’ll give him the time of day because I know that at any possible moment, he could take everything I’ve built, and burn it all down. Each and every one of us are are proficient and dangerous in that ring, and we will all be stepping into the devil’s playground. A place of steel, of metal and blood. We will all do whatever it takes in order to get that prize at the end of the jungle, and that’s the World Championship. We know what is at stake, each of us know what we are fully capable of doing in that ring - at least that’s what this is supposed to feel like. We’re all supposed to be equal in strength, in speed and ability in that ring. We’re in a competitive sport, competing for one of the most prestigious and valuable titles in modern wrestling history, and yet where is the respect? Where are our manners? Are we nothing more than savages and cavemen who kill for bananas just as they did in the Stone Age, cause that’s the feeling I’m getting from this - the vibe that radiates from the tension in this match. Amadeus hasn’t said shit. Carlos is going on about this plan that he thinks will work. TLA doesn’t give anyone a straight answer, Keelan simply ignores everything that I’ve said and Jamie sits on his throne like some gluttonous pig. Maybe I should give some ounce of credit to Cetinich, however - he treats TLA and Jamie with respect, right? They’re the only ones who matter, the only ones who will truly be a challenge for the great Keelan Cetinich! That’s the story he’s been spinning this entire week, that I’m nothing more than a fly, a nuisance in his way of becoming World Champion. And….I can’t help but feel mad. Who wouldn’t in this situation? Who wouldn’t be mad if someone brushed you off as nothing more than gum on the sole of their boot, a piece of garbage compared to them? There is no respect for me. No one gives a shit about me. Even when I stand in that Chamber, even when I send Jamie through the fucking skybox glass pane and down onto production tables…..they’ll still scramble and find an excuse to call me garbage. For the past two weeks, I’ve pondered the answer to the question: “What can I do?” What can I do to show all of you that I am worthy? What can I do to show each and everyone battling me, or standing in that crowd that I deserve to be in that Chamber? WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY FUCKING DO IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU SEE THAT I WILL WALK OUT OF IT AS CHAMPION, AS CONQUERER AND AS THE RAVEN? ...For weeks, I’ve wondered it myself. I’ve wondered the answer to this question, but now, now I think I have an answer: It won’t be my words. It won’t be what I say heading into this match. It won’t be my past, my sob story or my rough life before EAW. It won’t be what I did when I debuted, when I was but a mere fledgling on the Showdown brand, fighting for the top. None of it will matter. Nothing I say or tell will ever change what you believe about me, what you see in me; so I’ll just have to make do with my actions instead. My actions, the pain and the storm that I will bring forth inside that abomination of steel. MY actions in that ring are what will change the beliefs people have held towards me, and what will make you all finally respect who I am. Words, truths and logic can’t win any of you over, so I suppose a title and broken men will have to suffice. And to answer your question, Keelan….Oh yeah, I’ve got shit to say. I’ll lay it out on the table for you, for EVERYONE to hear: This isn’t a fight that was spawned from just EAW. No, this has followed me throughout my life. For years and years and years, I’ve climbed an uphill battle against the very best of the best, the people who looked down on me and tried to cast me aside as nothing more than garbage. I’ve witnessed them come and go, attempt to push me down, so what do I do? I hear their words, then GRAB THEM BY THE FUCKING NECK AND PROVE THEM WRONG. PROVE THAT EVERYTHING THAT THEY’VE EVER SAID, EVERYTHING THAT THEY’VE EVER BELIEVED ABOUT ME WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF BULLSHIT. DO YOU THINK I’M HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED ME TO? DO YOU THINK I’M HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST WANTED TO FILL THE BODIES IN THIS CHAMBER? NO. I’M HERE BECAUSE I FOUGHT FOR THIS SPOT, JUST LIKE I DID AT KING OF ELITE, JUST LIKE I DID AT GOLD MINE, JUST LIKE I DID TO APOCALYPSE, AND IF ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TRY AND STOP ME, I WILL MAKE SURE THOSE WORDS ARE YOUR LAST. 

Glory comes, oh yes. For me. For the Raven. For the foundation I have built.

Ain’t nobody praying for me.

But that’ll all change.

Just you wait.
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Hurricane Hawk

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DYNASTY PROMO #5


Ego death.. that's pretty funny. The only person that's going to face an ego death.. is you. Yes, rising above failure and shortcomings is exactly what I stand by and what I preach day in and day out, because despite the constant false starts I get right back up and keep pushing. That's called overcoming adversity, but here's the thing with my situation and yours... you aren't me. So yes I can belittle you on your shortcomings since this season has started even though I have had my shortcomings as well, because the difference between you and me is I don't throw temper tantrums in the middle of the ring which results in the LOSS of an opportunity. That doesn't make me a hypocrite, it just makes me a realist. I don't need to be handed anything from you or anyone else, that was never the plan, I TAKE what I want. You keep saying I am not creative, I am saying the same things over and over, thats because I have to drill it into your thick skull that despite how bad you want this run to end up like prior ones and despite how bad you want to prove your superiority over me, it's just not going to happen. So for you and every other opponent that I encounter that tells me how washed up I am or how I don't belong here, I will continue to tell them that I do belong here and I will continue to tell them that my time has yet to come, if you got a problem with it... how about YOU be creative with your talking points. I don't need to use the Go To Retirement for a cheap pop, I do it as a homage. But you wouldn't know anything about paying homage because you're too busy disrespecting everything that came before you. The platform that men like me helped build and sustain during EAW's formative years is why you're even able to walk around here today with that false sense of importance yet all you do is spit on that and disregard the pioneers. The difference between me and some run of the mill performer from an older era is longevity. I may not have had runs that lasted in recent years, but I'm still here in 2017 not because of a cheap nostalgia act, but because I possess the actual ability to perform in this era as my heart so desires. I said it before and I'll say it again, don't ever confuse the concept of falling back with falling off. I fell back, it was MY decisions when I would decide to call it a day and not clock in the next day and it wasn't because I couldn't hang, it was because I just felt like I had nothing to prove.. but now I do. My biggest competition has always been myself, and if you think that "adapting" is a problem for me, then you simply don't know me. Thats why you can't burst my bubble or crush my ego, because I know myself and my capabilities, do you know yourself? When you look in the mirror do you see the same man who was there prior to Pain for Pride 10? Or do you see a cold rusty shell that doesn't know how to carry himself without breaking down in a depressed state because of something you simply weren't good enough to accomplish?

Your hatred for nostalgia is funny, especially when you realize that you soon will be entering that nostalgic territory approaching five years in this company and already falling off. But lets be honest, nostalgia isn't responsible for your failure at Pain for Pride, you are. You simply did not possess the capability to defeat a nostalgia act who turned around and vacated his championship right after defeating you because he thought he was too good for a championship that you couldn't even win. So lets really think about it for a second here, who's to blame for said nostalgia refusing to pass the torch to a new generation which supposedly caused the near destruction of careers? You are. All because you simply failed to get the job done at Pain for Pride, so just like you failed to beat a nostalgia act then, you'll fail to do it again on Dynasty. The world owes me nothing, I already acknowledged that I am going to have to scratch and claw to regain my respect as a legend in this business from my peers, but you called it repetitive. I know how EAW operates, what have you done for me lately right? If someone wasn't personally around to witness it then it simply wasn't good enough or it just didn't happen in their heads. So I'll make sure that this go round, people are paying very close attention and that my mark isn't forgotten. What historic moment have I provided for this business? How about you do your homework Mr. Legend. I may have never politicked my way into an executive position, but that doesn't take away any of my accomplishments. That doesn't take away from winning the Cash in the Vault that you failed to, that doesn't take away from defeating CM Bank$ and Brian Daniels in a triple threat to retain my World Heavyweight Championship, that doesn't take away from anything I've done and will do in the future. But it doesn't matter to you because that's all in the past, in an era which you have stapled into your deluded mind that simply wasn't good. That's cool though, I don't care about any of that. I'm not here to sell you on a time that you weren't around for nor am I here to constantly brag about what I did in that era. I am here leave my mark on THIS era, and when I do, it will just make you look even weaker than you do now after being taken down by the hands of an inferior man who came from an inferior time in your mind.
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Hurricane Hawk

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HOUSE OF GLASS PROMO #5: FAIRY???

Fairy..

 
Are you serious Ahen? You think that you can just disrespect me and your bringing yourself out here showing your ass off as a fairy. What is this.. The Fairly Odd Parents? Are you a kid? This is an ELITE business.. we don’t accept children like you here. We take on the best of the best.. while you’re just slightly below the average bar. Tell me Ahen.. what have you done? You are trying to compare me to guys like Mark Michaels and TLA when I’m ABOVE THEM. Ahen.. I’m a Hall of Famer for a reason. I’m not on your level.. I’m above that. Like I’ve said I’m not going to step down to your level to give what you want. The real question is why are you even here? You are a JOKE. You want to get down in dirty be my guest. What have you DONE that even COMPARES to me? Nothing. You want to come out here and be a comedian.. you want to be here and call yourself the ladies man, well.. watch how I put you on a leash at House of Glass and make you my BITCH. I’m not one of these new guys that you can just say anything to me.. I’m an ELITE. I’ve stepped into the ring and made a name for myself while you still are at the bottom trying to make an opportunity your own to even get a chance. Ahen Fournier when you even get a world title.. it STILL will not be a enough to be better or EVEN ON my level. You can take your ass back to your silly Planet Fournier and realize that I am not someone to fuck with. How about you shut up and realize that I already have stepped to the top. I’ve already held that world title.. Hell.. I’VE ALREADY HELD THIS EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP.. what makes you think I won’t do it again? Because I quit before? Because I was fired before? EVEN WHEN I WAS GONE.. you haven’t done SHIT to make a name for yourself or EVEN BE SOMETHING LIKE ME. So how about you go back down to your level before you start let your head get over your heels because I’m going to TAKE YOU OUT at House of Glass.
 
The embarrassment that is going to be under you is what’s going to take you out. You think that you’re all that.. when really.. you have nothing to prove that. Hell.. I’d even take Brayden Wolfe over you to be a better competitor. A fairy does not step into the ring.. a fairy makes wishes.. and even IF you were a fairy your wish to become the next EAW Hardcore Champion would not happen because I’m going to crush it right in front of your face. That dream that you have of being that.. it’s over.. I’m going to turn it into a nightmare. I’ve had it up to here with you. You talk a lot but you don’t back it up enough for me to even BELIEVE that I have to worry about you at House of Glass. How about you actually start to revamp yourself? You know.. be a man, not a bitch. Take that fairy goddess stuff somewhere else because that is what’s going to get you dropped over and over again in this business. The reason that you just don’t see me fully is because you see that jealousy. You know that if I step into that ring at House of Glass it is OVER for each and everyone of you. You know that I’ve stepped into this ring and built a legacy while you still are waiting to even add something to yours. You don’t even have a legacy. You don’t MEAN anything in this business like I do. You tell me when you grab two world championship belts to wrap around your waist and stand up to guys like CM Bank$ and Y2Impact. You tell me when you actually do something that MEANS a damn thing in this business. I’m not a joke like you Ahen.. I’m a star. You’re not the crown jewel of EAW.. you’re going to be known as the stepping stone of EAW. Do I think everyone is out to get me? No.. I know that the critics are out to see me fail once again and that will not happen. You think I don’t know what true resiliency is? Step to me in that ring at House of Glass and throw EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT AT ME AND YOU WON’T.. be able to beat me. You don’t have what it takes. While you’re riding the waves of TLA, Nas, and Mark Michaels.. how about you worry about yourself to EVEN BECOME SOMETHING LIKE THEM. You don’t HAVE SHIT.. like me or them. You want to grow in this business.. drop this fairy stuff.. and drop the joke that’s inside of you because one way or another I’m going to beat it out of you at House of Glass. I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU. There is no such thing as quit in this option. You’ve crossed the line and stepped to the man that is going to become the next EAW Hardcore Champion while your still waiting to find another chance.. another way to become something in this business. I’ve done it already.. and I’m going to do it again right before your eyes. But next time.. when I prove you and everyone wrong.. don’t ride my wave and start dickriding like you just did TLA and Nas. Don’t EVEN mention my name. You don’t even deserve to say anything about me until you do something that even can be RESPECTED. I am going to tear you apart, and it’s not just going to be for that contendership.. it’s to show you that I’m nothing like you.. I’m AHEAD of you. I’m steps up on this upward battle and I’m fighting and fighting while you’ve been here for what? A year? .. I’ve DONE MAJOR things in a year unlike you. So you can’t even MAKE an excuse that I’m “still youthful and I have so much potential.” The only potential you have coming up for House of Glass is losing to me. So go ahead.. keep talking reckless..
 
And I’m going to shove your words down your throat and break your fucking neck.
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[size=15]Voltage Promo #5[/size]



[size=15]Saturday, 1:19 A.M., Des Moines, Iowa. [/size]




[size=15](The scene opens on a clear, yet dark night. All is quiet on this particular street, with not a sound coming from a passing car, nor a scurrying animal, it is if every living creature upon the earth has hidden itself away for fear of crossing paths with the one soul who roams this area tonight. And as if the very thought has caused him to appear, he enters the frame from the dark under the light of a street lamp that hangs over head.  His wicked and sinister face are unmistakable, this is the being known as Solomon Caine.)[/size]



[size=15] Caine: “An endless cycle, we speak, and they refuse to hear. In the plainest of terms, and the simplest of allegories, but still they cannot comprehend. Surely it is as if we are speaking to rocks and stones, though we are inclined to believe that it would be easier to make the stone understand than it would for Keelan Cetinich and his hollow head. Keelan Cetinitch, he who speaks of others blindness, yet wonders aimlessly day after day, year after year. He says of us that we are lost in a fog, and following a light to a dead end. That the ones we have agreed to aid could not lead us down a path to greater things. How could he make such a claim when he himself has no accolades, nor the achievements that the wretches of this world idolize. He himself has held no moment of glory that he might be able to guide another. He has yet to best our flesh, thus he is inferior to us in every way, yet he rambles on and on as if he were teaching us.  He speaks of us reaching a promised land, a glory that we have yearned to attain.  Yet he knows not what we are truly chasing. Yes we desire the same prize that he and his beloved do at this very moment, but we chase after it not simply for The pieces of gold bound to straps of leather. We desire it not for the sake of sport nor competition. We seek those golden glories for the power within them. We seek them for the attention that comes to whom ever possesses them.  We know that the eyes of the masses shall be firmly placed upon those who hold that gold. When take that prize, and clutch it in the palm of our hand, the world shall look upon us, they finally hear what we speak, they shall know of the horrid fate that shall flood over them. [/size]


[size=15]Yes Keelan, we speak of the fate of this world. The one that remains unchanged. The one that you, or any other could prevent, nor prevail against. We speak these warning in the hope that one would turn from his wickedness and make himself worthy sharing in the glorious reign. But we have also spoken a great many things onto you and our former sister. We have spoken and you have ignored, that the Sanatorium is not the hand to lift you up, but the key to unleashing a monster inside you that would lay waste to all who stand before you. You ignore he warnings of how the one you love has stabbed who see claims to respect, and admire, and care for, IN THIER BACKS WHEN THEY WERE NOT LOOKING!!!  And we have told you time and again of how you constantly overlook your own flaws, how you refuse to acknowledge their existence within you.  And one who overlooks his flaws could never correct them. This flesh that serves us, it is flawed, but with every battle it is made stronger, it is made more whole and complete. With every blow we cause it to strike, and every one that is landed against us, it become more of what is needed both for the time being, and the time that shall come. But you Keelan Cetinich, you refuse to even accept that you have flaws yourself, simply because it is a fact that is upsetting and Unpleasant. Indeed any fact that is such, you are far too quick to cast off. Any truth that even the least bit displeasing, you simply ignore. Such foolishness shall hasten the coming of your ultimate downfall. Such utter ignorance shall be a stumbling block in your path forevermore.   It is the why we have bested you before, and it shall be why we shall best you at week's end. [/size]




[size=15]Yes, we shall conquer over you and Madison. For the foes you face in our flesh, in Jon McAdams, we are stronger than you in body, in mind, in spirit, individually, and as a duo. Yes, for while you insinuate that the great beast named Sanatorium is but moments from tearing itself apart, in actuality it has never been stronger. For you see, this gathering of souls is one that can withstand one being pitted against another. We have done so time and again with our brother Maero, and even now as Kenny Drak plots to put us against each other, we shall stand with our brother Amadeus after we have waged war with one another. Even the one who stands besides us, Jon McAdams, we have battled against each other with all the might our bodies possess. And here we stand now, allies who seek to spread this never ending Nightmare to all the nations, to send it coursing thru the veins of Empire, Dynasty, and Showdown in addition to the land of Voltage. So we are not troubled at the possibility of standing against Eclipse And Alexis Diemos. We rejoice in testing ourself against the head of the great beast, just as he looks forward to meeting that challenge. In the end this brotherhood shall grow stronger, and every faction of the Sanatorium shall rejoice when our brethren capture  the Tag Team Championships. But what of you and Madison?  For all that you speak of love and the strength of your bond, could it survive if the two of your were pitted against one another?  Could it see another day should she do onto you as Cameron Ava had done onto her lover?  Does the mere question of this unnerve you and make you uneasy of the one whom you hold dearest?  This is why we scoff at all you speak  ad nauseam of this unbreakable bond you share. For it has never been tested in this manner, as we have against our brothers. It has never seen a trial by fire, nor has it had to withstand great defeats. It has certainly not had to endure the ultimate test, that of time. Do not speak of our brotherhood collapsing you hypocrite, for it would only take the slightest misstep, the smallest of conflicts, to unravel whatever union you have with Madison. [/size]


[size=15]You speak of letting lose the demon inside you. Excellent. This is a day we have been waiting for. Since the moment you forced it into that cage in the back of your mind, since the moment you realized that you could neither tame it, nor destroy it, and thus locked it away hoping to never see it again, we  have been waiting with all anticipation of the moment you would set it free.  It does our heart good to see you finally giving into its urges. We have so longed to look into its eyes and see for ourself what it can do when it is in control. Oh how we would like nothing better than to see the weak heathen you are slayed, and this monster inside you set free to devour all whom it comes across.  It would be a most beautiful sight before our[/size]
[size=15]Eyes.  We can see all the havoc it would wreak. All those whom it would crush. We so hope that this is the day we finally see what we have desired from you all along Keelan.  With baited breath we so hope. [/size]


[size=15]But should you chose not to, should you remain this vile creature that you are, than the only thing that would be greater than our disappointment, would be our wrath when we unleash it upon your head. You do not fear neither our flesh, nor Jon McAdams. You should. You should for .you cannot over come the might our flesh possess, and you cannot out think the mind of McAdams.  So what should be your path towards victory?  What should save you from our every whim being inflicted upon you and your beloved? What should you rely upon to aid you in this war we shall wage?  What could you do to withstand the onslaught that shall crash down upon you in wave after wave?  The answer is nothing. Deny it if you wish, but know that regardless of you rejecting this truth, it shall come to fruition. It shall be witnessed by the masses. It shall come with out mercy, nor remorse, and shall not stop till you are crushed and trampled under our feet by the End Of Ages. [/size]



[size=15]So continue to mock us, and make lite of us, your hubris shall again be your undoing Keelan. Laugh as long as you may, in the end we shall be laughing at you, and those who laugh last laugh best. Yes, we shall be laughing at every empty threat you made, at every ignorant insult, at every asinine assumption your feeble mind has ever made. We shall smile from ear to ear as you lay exposed for bing the dimwitted egotist you are. We shall break this self delusion and pummel you without ceasing till you now down before us and with full recognition of the power we wield, beg for mercy which shall never come.  We shall strike you down Keelan, no matter how many times you pull yourself back up, we shall be waiting and ready for you.   When the chosen time has come, you shall be laid low, and forced to face the fact that you could never stand against us, you could never hold a hope of victory, and you shall always be nothing more than a sacrifice made to honor us. [/size]



[size=15]Know well that what we speak is true. It has been foretold to you, for sooner than you would realize, it shall be made so.”[/size]




[size=15]( the shot holds on Caine for a long moment before fading to black.)[/size]



[size=15]The End. [/size]
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Hurricane Hawk

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DYNASTY PROMO #5: TARGET PRACTICE

Extreme. 

What does it really mean to stand up to what you've grew in? You see this business did not start off just being this "Elite Answers Wrestling." We started off extreme. Everybody put their heart in every match and used everything that they could in their power to be able to get that victory. Tables, ladders, chairs, any weapon you name it. But now we don't have the opportunity, and no I'm not saying it's horrible but I'm saying that I know what it takes to get to what I'm looking for. The EAW Hardcore Championship is something that I started out with and I'm willing to go through thick and thin just to grab it again and show everybody exactly what i takes, to show that you're built for "hardcore." A lot of these new elitist think that they have what it takes to step into an EAW ring, but really.. they don't. I literally went from rags to riches in this business, and I know for a fact that I'm going to do it again. Dynasty is so close and it's finally almost time to show everybody that I'm here to take EAW by storm. Everybody in that Glass Gauntlet match will feel their downfalls as they step into that ring with me and think that they can take the CHANCE that I stepped into that ring with StarrStan and asked him in his face for it. It didn't matter if I had to fight for it.. I would have stepped into that ring and earned it but StarrStan knew that I already deserved it after coming through that ring last week and making my return. You see Target Smiles.. this return was not underwhelming.. no.. last Friday, I literally stepped into the ring with power in my hand and took what I deserved. I'm tired of people thinking that I'm just going to fall again. They think that I'm just going to fail to get my chance and disappear once again. That I'm not going to make it through this generation because there's a lot of new elitist here and they say I don't stand a chance against either one of them. These critics must not know who I am. Maybe.. these critics will see this Friday when I step into the ring with Target Smiles, and put him down for the count that they see that I am not joking here when I say that I am going to MAKE IT TO THE TOP. 

There's a long way to go on this path and Target Smiles you're just another small obstacle for me to jump over. When I say you do not stand a chance against me.. I don't say it because I'm the most arrogant person in the world.. I say it because I can back it up in the ring. This is not just about getting a victory here.. this is about PROVING to everyone who thinks that I'm not going to make it that I can stand in that ring with elitist like you and show them exactly why I AM IN THIS BUSINESS. Target Smiles, prepare for those crushed frowns not just from the "fans" that you have but for yourself. You're going to disappoint yourself and the people who think that you even stand a fighting chance against me here on Dynasty and at House of Glass. I'm tired of being seen below. This is where I stand up and I fight for where I belong. This EAW Hardcore Championship may seem like a chance to you.. but to me it stands for where I've started.. It stands for how I GOT in this business and I SHOWED everyone that I belonged. That championship is everything to me and I'm going to not just get the opportunity at House of Glass, but I'm going to battle against whoever holds that EAW Hardcore Championship and I'm going to TAKE IT.. because it belongs to me. I retired it for a reason, because no one DESERVED IT.. and I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT SMILES. So go ahead.. throw all of those silly statements out at me and watch how you regret each one when I put you down in that ring. I'm built for extreme.. I was MADE extreme. Extreme is not just a word.. it's a lifestyle and for me I went through it. Target Smiles.. I can't wait to get into that ring with you, not just to show you that Dynasty is my house.. not just to show you that I'm going to beat you.. but to show you that this is not the only time you're going to fall short to me. After Dynasty when you take this loss.. you're going to try once again at House of Glass.. and you're going to try to learn from your mistakes.. you're going to try to learn me.. learn every move that I'm going to through at you, but it's always going to be that one thing that you won't see coming that'll make you fall to me..So try to prepare yourself as much as you can..

But even preparation won't have you ready for a win.. it'll have you ready for your defeat.
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Cailin Dillon

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Territorial Invasion #5
 
I could absolutely go off on each and every person in this match right now, but I’m going to take a step back and address this match as a whole. I’m embarrassed in no small terms. I’m embarrassed because at Pain for Pride this year, three women made every fucking effort to steal the show for all of Empire. Now I look at this match featuring 10 of our “best and brightest” and I find myself wondering what the actual hell is the endgame for you idiots. So many of you have these weird, selfish desires within this match, and I’m including some of my own teammates. This match is going to crush each and every one of you. The weight and magnitude is going to flatten you to the canvas before I even have a chance to do it. And to those of you who have specifically dropped the ball on this match, what were you thinking? Huh? There are so many opportunities to succeed on Empire, but if you don’t reach out and grasp and do your end of the bargain, you will be burned to the core. If you can’t hang, I don’t need to say you don’t belong here. You’re proving it. It embarrasses me that I played such a part in raising this division to a point where it could have its own show, and two legitimate titles, only to see so many of you act like disinterested, entitled brats. Get your shit together. Not for this match, no, because it’s too damn late for that. I will personally put each and every one of you down if I need to just to make sure this match really does only feature the best and brightest. This isn’t about where the attention or the spotlight is at. This isn’t about who deserves what over some other person. This was a chance for so many to prove they could dance with people who are considered to be at the top. So many of you were just actual hard work and interested effort away from placing yourself on a whole new level. But you flushed it down the toilet for a different effort all together. One where you tried to prove just how important you are. But to who? Yourself? Your words are meaningless shit when you act like that. Do it in the ring and everything changes.
 
Maybe that’s the true reason you see someone like me and Aria going so much harder at each other. I’d love to dish more on some of the rest of you, but your interest in this match has waned throughout the week. If you don’t have time for this, than just lay down on the mat and get it over with. Sure, I have whole books of information and reference material to haul out and hold Aria over the coals with, but I can hold most of you in the flames by simply pointing out who dumb you’ve looked this week. I see people taking routes so wrong that I just know immediately that they’ve dug their own grave. It reminds me of winning that Women’s Championship at Road to Redemption. I faced an opponent so self-obsessed and so disinterested with anything to do with that match that I could literally see her with shovel in hand digging that hole. All I had to do by the time the match started was pick my place and drop her into that hole. And there’s been few times this week from about six of you where I didn’t see you making those same mistakes. Honestly it’s too late now, because you already hit six feet down. The only thing left to do is watch you fall in on your own or burn you so fucking hard in this match that there’s nothing left but a pile of ashes for your remains. Each and everyone of you had the chance to be so much better than you were this week. Any of you could have stamped your presence in this match and been standing toe-to-toe with a current or former women’s champ with every opportunity in the world to seriously make your mark on Empire. But you fell overboard and now you’re drowning. Don’t expect me to throw your ass a life jacket.
 
There’s just no denying that point, Aria. You’re right. But you were the one that went into the roundabout to come around to it. It’s something I’ve been saying since Day 1 this week. We are just destined to do this forever and there’s no way around it. There doesn’t even have to be anything illustrious on the line and we would go all out against each other. And maybe that’s a lesson we haven’t done a good enough job of teaching other people. Because now people just come around saying they’re the queen or the top dawg of the show without really achieving anything at all. There’s a lot of opportunity on Empire, but it shouldn’t be expected. No one should expect that there opportunity will come just because they believe A + B = C for them and no one else. This took a lot of hard work. People look at us and they see our success, but they use our failures to model us as something else. They make us human, but they don’t make us any less of fighters. I lost in the Specialist’s Scramble with a piss poor performance and I said never again. I was the Specialist’s champ for several months after. I lost my title being caught off-guard and I said never again. I won Empress of Elite. I watched the first of many of these women who just expect everything because they say they deserve it come through, and I became the first women’s champion. There’s a trend there. Aria, you haven’t been any different. We’ve both learned from our mistakes and fixed our errors to the best of our capabilities and here we are now as the leaders of two teams. It’s not an accident. It’s not because we have this unresolved business floating in front of us. It’s because we are the leaders of this show. It’s not self-proclaimed. I didn’t call myself a leader. My general manager decided I was worthy to be one. And my problems with Aria have nothing to do with that. The rest of you can’t say that because you don’t continually bring it week in and week out and day in and day out. I’ve worked my ass off here for every single thing I’ve gotten. Has it been easy? No. Have I made mistakes? Oh hell yes. But I’m still standing here today, and I can assure you I’m better than ever. And, I’m still not finished.
 
Here’s the real business between us Aria. Really, it shoulda been me vs. you at Pain for Pride. We should have had the real match we deserved with 2017 started, before everyone else decided to get involved in our shit. If you’d beaten me and taken the title at either of those two events, than so be it. It doesn’t change anything about either one of us. It just restarts the clock to the next showdown between us. Even now as just the challenger, I’m not content with what went down between us as the challenger. And after that second time you were basically screwed, I never had the chance to see you come back around after you started pulling a double shift by going to another show all together. So you might not want this now since the belt is around you, but I want us to fight and scratch and claw, just us, like it was always meant to be. What happens, happens. The first thing that happens between us is my team wins this match. No matter what. I will not stand by and watch anyone ruin this match for my team. If they don’t want to be here, than get the fuck out of my way and the way of those that do. My team takes yours down, Aria. And then the natural progression is that you look me in the eyes, you hold that shiny new title up in the air and you nod your head and say “Ok, let’s do this then.” And we once again put on the greatest show this company has ever seen from two women. Hell, maybe one of the best it’s seen period. Because in reaching for more for myself, I’m reaching for more for every woman in this company. It doesn’t matter what you think about me. Call me a sinner or a saint, call me noble or call me a straight up bitch, I don’t care. At the end of the day I will be better for everything I’ve down since I signed on to the dotted line to join EAW. And every single woman in this match? They’ll be better, too.
  
There’s been way too much nonsense and wasted words this week. But don’t waste my time come this weekend at Territorial Invasion. My patience has worn thin and I have no time to deal with people who aren’t taking this great matchup seriously. The only thing I have time to do is win this match and show the world why Empire truly is the best show on television. We don’t really have a queen or a sovereign leader. We built this together and we continue to build it even higher as a group. Don’t become the one person that tears it down, or I will bring to your doorstep levels of destruction that you didn’t even know were possible. This isn’t about me or Aria or any of you. This is about Empire, bitches. The best team will win this match and I promise you, Aria, my team might not appear all that well put together to you but we are put together to cause the exact amount of chaos we need to keep your team from getting their hands raised at the end. We’ll all do this together and some of you will look even stronger because of it. And those of you on Team Cailin will be able to call yourselves winners. That’s just the god damn glorious truth.
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[size=15]Voltage Promo #5[/size]

[size=15]Sunday, 5:15 A.M., Bern, Switzerland. [/size]




[size=15](The scene opens in the old city of Bern. It's here against the dark clouds that gather here before the sun rises, that we find ourselves before the statue known as the  Läuferbrunnen.  The camera pans down, as it does it reveals a dark, wet stain on the column of the statue that reads ‘Forever sent, forever journeying, forever seeking those who might hear.’[/size]



[size=15]The camera continues to pan down to the statue’s base, where a man stands staring up at the sculpture, his gaze never wavering from it.)[/size]




[size=15]???: “How similar we are, how our work to deliver our message has seen the passage of centuries. How we have forever sought out those who were worth to hear the vital truths that we possess.  How we search diligently for the ones we seek, till the End Of Ages.”[/size]


[size=15]That is how far we would go to see that our voice is heard. That is how long we would wait to see the harvest of all that we are planting at this moment. We are unshakable and steadfast in our dedication to bringing about our message, in shaking the chosen from their slumber, and in preparing the way for a flood of fire that shall sweep over the earth, leaving not more that heaps of cindering ash in its wake. [/size]


[size=15]Christopher, have you listened to anything we have spoken yet?  Have you not just heard our words, and in a moment forgotten them?  Or have you search and studied the?  Have you the comprehension to truly understand them?  Thus far you have proven that you do not. You lack the elementary knowledge to decipher even the most basic of words. You cannot derive any of benefit it would give to those who open their minds, those who would receive them instead of making mockery of them. Those who cast off this world and all it's trappings to see the glorious reign. You Christopher, you rejected the message that would grant you life after all that you see has been turned to rubble. You denied their power, now you must become a victim of it. You must be torn asunder that others may  be made whole.  You must suffer now, that the masses may be spared in the time to come.  Yes Christopher, we know you think us mad, we know that you cannot see past the end of your own nose. We almost regret having to put down one who greatest detriment is his own overconfidence. It is saddening that you chose this fate, that you dug your own grave with every word you spoke.  We could have shown you many wondrous things, we could have shown you glories beyond any that you could have ever imagined. You could have seen such greatness had you not succumbed to your hubris.[/size]


[size=15]Yes, let it be forever know that it was that one evil that brought about your end Christopher. [/size]



[size=15]Yes your ego, the one that has pushed you to battle for all that you have, for as long as you have, was the same that brought down a great sword down upon your head. For it is what has blinded you to all we have done in shaping all that surrounds us. It has made you ignorant of our strength, and has kept you from seeing your own faults. It even blinds you to power that lies within the nightmare we have brought about. You see not the influence of men that Jon McAdams wields, you feel not the might that dwells within the body of Apocalypse, you even fail to see how Amadeus bested you.  You ask what should you have to fear of our brothers, but the answer is plain for all to see. And what's more you question what do you have to fear of our flesh. Look back upon our recent history. We bested you and your New Breed comerads, we sent Tarah Nova cowering back upon her throne from the end of Ages, we silenced Keelan Citinich who spoke much as you do. We even proved that one as skilled and devoted Anthony Leonhart. We say this because you refuse to learn from the errors of their ways, so you shall be doomed to repeat them. We know this to be true, we have foreseen it. So what doubt do you hear in us when we say we shall conquer you, that we shall break your body, and we shall shatter your spirit!  We doubt not what we foretold, we only spoke to illustrate how far we would go to see it manifested on this earth. [/size]

[size=15]You deny again our works.  You speak of Heart Break Gal’s victory, but you look not at what had preceded it. How Y2Impact went from a celebrated champion of Voltage, to being exiled from Showdown via his former lover.  It was no coincidence that it happened that way. You doubt how HDRO was so utterly destroyed that he could not continue on as an authority in a board room. And how it in turn lead to a new chairman being named, and how he Forfeited the title he possessed in turn. You see not how the dominoes fall, how one crack in the foundation collapses even the greatest of structures. You see not how what seems like an inconsequential action, brings about the most spectacular of changes. [/size]


[size=15]You fear not our words, they are not what you should fear. No, you should instead concern yourself with what shall become of you when all that has been spoken of comes to its fruition. You wonder when these things shall happen? wonder as to when the terror that shall bring you to your knees shall fill your heart and overwhelm your mind?  Rest assured that they shall begin when you meet us upon the altar, when the bell is tolled, and there is nothing that shall keep us from inflicting all manner of suffering upon you. Pray to whatever deity would listen, that we would leave enough of you left to see a battle with Ryan Adams. Beg and barter while you still may, for the time is short, and you are about to see that there is a great deal about the warnings we offer up than your pride will ever let you understand. [/size]

[size=15]You say you shall rise up, and you may let you, but know that you shall never be the same as you were after. Know that you shall never be the same. Ever step you shall take will bare the pain that we inflict upon you. Every morning when you gaze upon yourself in the mirror and see how dead inside you are in your eyes, you shall know it was because you ran afoul of us. Every moment you you draw breath shall be spent waiting to be consumed whole by the flood of fire, and put out of your misery once and for all. The time is soon, when you will greet your fate. The hour fast approaches when you pay the price for all your insolence. You shall curse that wicked tongue that lays in your mouth for the blasphemy it has spoken, you shall condemn your father for the day his seed conceived you!  You shall be a man who shall never again feel the full zest of life again. So eat, drink, and find whatever pleasures you may at this moment, for in due time, your thirst shall never be quenched, your hunger shall always Pain you, and not even the greatest of ecstasies would ever sooth or console you. You shall live as a not a man, but an empty husk that has neither not use nor desire from any who surround you. [/size]

[size=15]Listen well, for this message shall come about wether you believe it or not. Yes, soon, sooner than you realize, all that we have spoken shall be made so.”[/size]



[size=15](Caine walks past the camera as the sunlight begins to peak out from past the clouds.)[/size]



[size=15]The End. [/size]
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[size=15]Dia Del Diablo Promo #5[/size]



[size=15](The scene opens inside the grand ballroom of the Ritz-Carlton Dallas hotel.  The room is filled with members of local, National, and foreign press, all of whom are looking to score a quote at this private press conference for EAW’s Social Media Champion, “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels. Cameras flash as Michaels takes his place at the podium.)[/size]


[size=15]Michaels: “Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I’d like to thank al of you for coming out on this fine afternoon. Before any questions I'd like to make a statement.”[/size]


[size=15](Michaels pulls out a pair of reading glasses out of the pocket of his Hugo Boss Dress shirt, adjusts the microphone, and clears his throat.)[/size]



[size=15]Michaels: “Fuck those four pissant, piss ons who think that they are gonna rob me of my chance at the National Elite Championship!  Fuck them, because they hold no respect for the man who is making their small and insignificant careers relevant, even if it's only till this Saturday night. Fuck them, because not a single one of them deserves that title shot more than I do!  Not Lucas, or Nova, or Boetius, or Prince, not a goddamn one of them can compare to me in any way, shape, or form both inside and outside the ring.  This Saturday night at the Dia Del Diablo Pay Per View, it will be a joy, to roast them all in a flaming tables match, like a hog on a spit. They talk about Texas style barbecue being good, well just wait till you see Michaels style, it's absolutely Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]Now with that Aside I want to make clear, that this Saturday night you will see me more motivated than ever. You will see me more determined, and more ruthless than I have ever been. I am done being pushed aside for lesser talents and flavors of the month. I am sick to my stomach with having to compete in preliminary that hold little to no value. I am a superstar. I'm the biggest thing this company has going for it, hell I’m bigger than EAW itself, and all of these curtain jerkers better start catching the drift that I'm the future of this industry. I'm the man whose gonna come to mind when you think Professional Wrestling, and there isn't a goddamn thing that anybody can do about it.  This Saturday, is the first step in cementing all that. This win will be the foundation on which the Mark Michaels era of EAW is built. Because from here, I'm going to Territorial Invasion, where I will win the National Elite championship, and save it from the mediocrity of the men who have possessed it over the past several months. I am that title’s savior, and it's rightful holder. Oh that's right, remember, I did not lose the last time I challenged for that championship. I was never granted a rematch, hell, I was never even given a straight number one contender’s match. No, for the better part of two goddamn years, I've been faced with having to be thrown into these human demolition derbies. The ones that shave years from your career, if you're lucky enough to be able to wrestle after. [/size]

[size=15]Hell’s Warpath, the Ring of Fire, now this flaming tables match. It seems like management is trying to see how they can push me before I break. Well I got news for them, I'm the ironman of EAW, and you can send out chumps like the ones I'm facing Saturday by the boatloads, and I'll still be here the next week kicking ass like it's nobody's business. There's no breaking Mark Michaels. Trust me, plenty have tried, and each and time I was still standing ready to go one more round. I'm the man who is undeterred by each and every attempt by all these Michaels envy suffering haters who try to bring me down to their level. I raise above them every single day just by being everything I have always claimed I am. And it drives all of them crazy because they know that they’ll never best me, because there is absolutely no such thing as being better than Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]Saturday night, at our first Pay Per View of the year, I will set the tone not just for the night, but for every major event to follow, here in season eleven of EAW.  [/size]


[size=15]Now  I'll take a few questions.”[/size]


[size=15](The reports all become frenzied, in trying to get Michaels attention.)[/size]


[size=15]Michaels: “Umm, let's start with you in the tacky tie.”[/size]


[size=15]Reporter #1:  “Mister Michaels, the Vegas betting odds are placing you as the favorite to win,  ow the odds are still shifting but you are still considered the man with the best odds. Given your track record with multiman matches, typically with some stipulation added, and how you've come up short on practically all of them, what is your best guess why the odds makers are taking you over your competitors?”[/size]



[size=15]Michaels: “Well I believe it boils down to a few factors. First I have the experience, I have the stamina to last, and I have more talent In my little pinky that all four of my opponents combined. I possess a perfect combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen that makes me able to adapt to anything that's thrown my way. But more than that, I think it's because I want it more than anybody else. The bookies have seen that with my win over POP and Nova, my place in the ring of fire, and my most recent victory over Kaise Boetius.  They see my determination, they see I have the momentum. You know Nova is spreading himself thin with NEO, Boetius doesn't have the refinement needed, POP is over the hill, and Lucas is on a major losing streak. When you look at it objectively, I'm the absolute best candidate to go on to face the National Elite Champ, whoever it might be after Saturday.[/size]



[size=15]Umm let's try you, older, balder, whiter Lucas Johnson.”[/size]



[size=15]Reporter #2: “Recently you and Johnny Nova have been trading shots in a war of words, have you had a chance to hear his latest comments?  And if so do you have any response?”[/size]



[size=15]Michaels:  “I have and I do. It's sad when jealous Johnny rears his ugly head. I mean he first he sucker punches me in the ring of fire battle royal, then because even though he took out the best competitor in that match, and still couldn't get the job done, he feels he need to belittle my talent and skill.  He's convinced himself that every word I've said over the last week, is nothing but empty threats. This Saturday he’ll find out that every single word was a goddamn promise that I followed thru on.  He knows that I have it out for him, so he's trying to drag my name thru the mud.  Like when he said that I'm not the MVP of this company, What would he know about whats valuable in that ring. This little bastard lucks out and wins one match in the span of six weeks, and all of a sudden he gets a big head.  Meanwhile I've added another hall of famer to the list of men I've bested, the same one who beat the hell out of Johnny last week.  I've proven that I wasn't a weak link when I teamed with Kaise Boetius, when I beat Kaise’s ass up and down The Rocky Mountains.  And at Dia Del Diablo I'm going to finally get a shot at the National Elite Championship.  So Now that I'm about to  wash the muck of men like Nova off me, and take start to take on opponents more worthy of my time, Johnny has to puff out his chest and make a ton of ridiculous and redundant claims.  Let me make one thing clear, every word Johnny uses to try and put me down, I'm gonna make him swallow.  When I get done with him, it'll be a miracle if the miracle child can even walk. Trust me, he does not want to see how aggressive and violent I can get. Glass Gauntlet, Hell’s Warpath, and every other train wreck contained within a squared circle, all of it will seem like nothing compared to what I'm gonna do this Saturday. I'm gonna beat Johnny like there's no tomorrow. His neon colored ass is gonna turn a darker shade of black and blue, and crimson from all I'm gonna dish out. [/size]

[size=15]Johnny is gonna run back to whatever dumpster he crawled out of, because after this Saturday, he'll never want to run he risk of crossing Mark Michaels again. [/size]


[size=15]On to you with the cheep shoes.”[/size]



[size=15]Reporter #3: “Over the past month you've also had your share of encounters with Prince Of Phenomenal. What has it been like to be in the ring against an EAW legend?”[/size]



[size=15]Michaels: “Wholly and totally disappointing. That kinda sums up POPs big return thus far. When I first heard we would be in the same brand, I relished the opportunity to prove myself against one of the biggest legends in the company, but after doing so, I see past all the hype and mythos, and see him for the whining little bitch he is.  He's comparing himself to fine wine, I say he's more like a bucket of piss.  He says his best is still to come?  I'd like to know what the fuck he's been smoking.  If he's been holding back, than I'm a goddamn frog. Trust me POP, you're fooling nobody. We all see thru the mopey little messages, and the cry for attention talk about being ready to snap at any moment. We see you as a man who realizes that he can no longer hang with even the curtain jerkers. You can keep up with how this sport has evolved and changed, and how it no longer views you as a top shelf talent.  Face it, you're no longer the can't miss prospect, you're a stuck in the past jackass, who can't face up to the fact that he's not even half the man he used to be. [/size]

[size=15]I know it's hard, but the time has come for you to accept the fact that your time has passed POP. But you need to look in the mirror and tell yourself that it is now Mark Michaels’ time to lead the charge. It is now Mark Michaels who'll be carrying the torch for the next generation, and leading the this company, and this industry to a new age of prosperity and glory the likes of which shall never be seen again. But look on the bright side. It's off of your legend, that my own will built on top of, it's from your defeat that I'll be launched into a whole new stratosphere in this great sport. [/size]


[size=15]You with the glasses that are way too small for your face.”[/size]




[size=15]Reporter #4: “A new comer here in EAW is Kaise Boetius. It's obvious he has some talent, because this is the third number one contender’s match he’ll be competing in. What are your thoughts about Kaise, and the challenges he presents.”[/size]


[size=15]Michaels: “Let me correct you on something.  Kaise is no challenge to me.  He is just a guy who managed to ride my coattails in a tag match, and managed not to trip over his own feet while doing so.  Besides that, he hasn't done much to impress me. Just last week he threw everything he had at me, and I beat him one, two, three in the middle of the ring. How's that for proof of elevating myself above dickheads like you Kaise.  You talk about clearing thru bullshit, that is exactly what I'll be doing in that flaming tables match. I'll be flushing you and everyone else whose dumb enough to test me in that ring, right down the commode where you belong. [/size]

[size=15]I command respect not just because of how long I've been working, that's POP you're thinking of.  No, I command respect because every single time I step thru that curtain, there is not a man alive who brings everything I do to the table. I command respect because I am the single greatest professional athlete to ever have ever stepped between the ropes. Kaise, you keep waiting for me to stumble, to miss the big catch that wins the game so to speak. It ain't happening, not anytime soon, and not against you or any of the four stooges who'll be in the ring this Saturday night. I demand respect in that ring, and if you don't respect me now, maybe after you've been served up to all my Friends, Followers, and Subscribers blackened over broken wood. Kaise, you don't really appreciate, or understand the position you're in. You are about to jump into the water with a great white shark that smells blood!  This Saturday I'm gonna chew you up, and spit you out. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, You'll be headed right back to suing people for nickels because you tripped over your own shoe lace. I'm about as desperate as you can get, and I will not hesitate to end your venture into professional wrestling before it's even begun. [/size]


[size=15]And last one, you with the nice rack.”[/size]



[size=15]Reporter #5: “You’ll be reigniting your feud with former New Breed Champion, Lucas Johnson. There has certainly been no love lost between the two of you, what can we expect this Saturday between the two of you?”[/size]




[size=15]Michaels: “Well for starters, Lucas has been a giant pain in the ass to deal with. For the past six months I've been having to deal with that loudmouth bastard, and I'm sure he's just about as fed up with me. So when you put both of us in a match where the objective is to send your opponent crashing into fire, well then you better believe that one of us isn't walking out. [/size]

[size=15]He asked what's different about this time we meet. Well for one he can't win without beating me, and he can't hide in the back till the end of the match. The big difference is that it's me and him from the get go, no running, no hiding, no bullshit. This time Lucas, you're not gonna find an angle to get around me. You're not gonna pull some little trick like you did when you threw Anthony Leonhart into our match just so that you could have someone you could pin.  You're not gonna have the advantage of coming out fresh after I've battled thru every other opponent.  This time you have to do the one thing you could never do, beat me yourself.   [/size]

[size=15]The proof is in the pudding Luke?  Well when I force you to choke on the fact that I've always been better than your overrated ass, we’ll see how much you like it then.  [/size]

[size=15]Let me ask something Lucas, how does it feel to know that the days of you living in this lie that you're better than me are coming to an end?  How does it feel to know that nobody is buying anything you're saying. Hell I’m sure you can't even fool yourself into believing any of the dribble that comes out of your fat fucking head.  The world sees thru you, just like I always have. I've always called you out about being an overrated chump who bought waaaay too much into his own hype.  I've felt that ‘pain’ you bring Lucas, and now it's your turn to feel it. To watch as everyone starts to shower me with praise, while you get stuck in the opening match for the next month. Now is the time when you get to have everything you've ever done in that ring questioned, and every achievement made a zero sum. Now you get to spend time grinding away every day wondering when the management will come to their senses and get you back into the title hunt. Lucas, this is my time to shine, and I promise you that there is not a goddamn thing you can do about it. [/size]


[size=15]In fact there is not a thing any of you overhyped, underdeveloped dicks can do. Because I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero who'll be entering the American Airlines Center to uproarious applause, and exit the number one contender to the National Elite title. You are all about to see just what makes me the brightest burning star this company will ever see, you are all about to see firsthand that in that ring not a one of you could ever hope to compare.  You are looking at the man who'll walk thru hell and back at Dia Del Diablo to get the win. That's how far I'm willing to go, if it takes my last breath I'll be the one to have my hand raised then so be it. This Saturday I'll be tested by flames, and come out of it the finest gold. So all of you go on ahead and Picture THAT![/size]


[size=15]No more questions.”[/size]



[size=15](Michaels takes his leave from the stage as the reporters once again tried to shout over each other for one last question.)[/size]




[size=15]FADE TO BLACK[/size]
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[size=15]Showdown Promo #5[/size]




[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]


[size=15]“You know as I sit back in my hotel, I can't help but to think that I It's amazing to me how some people just don't know when to shut the fuck up and admit defeat. Johnny Nova is one of these people because no matter how many times he's gotten his ass beat, he keeps on yapping like there's no tomorrow. He doesn't know any of the guys who I put out to pasture, that's the fucking point asshole!  You're just like the no name losers I've sent back to wrestling at flea markets and swap meets. You're just like all the others who talked a big game, and then ran head first into the wall they call Mark Michaels. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've sent jokers like you into early retirement, but I can tell you that every time I did, I was smiling ear to ear. Because I can't stand to see this company stained by shits like you Johnny. This is the home of the Elite, and I will do everything in my power to keep it that way. [/size]

[size=15]You get all hot over me telling off the pair of morons dumb enough to root for you, you keep trying to make it out as if I have something against the whole crowd. I have million upon millions of friends, followers and, subscribers, who worship the ground I walk on. so i don't really give a fuck if I ruffle the feathers of the few haters who show up every week. I am the most beloved superstar in EAW, regardless of what any of those peabrained jerk offs think. I am bigger than this company, I'm bigger than this sport, or at the very least I'm bigger than you and all your goofy looking bullshit gimmicks. You want to talk about my wardrobe, at least I'm shopping at the best designer brands for men who prefer the finer things in life, instead of the barging basement at the women’s section of Goodwill. [/size]


[size=15]You want try and toss me over the top tomorrow night, by all means step on up and I'll be glad to kick your ass all the way back to 8 mile road. You don't care about what I wear, or what I say, well after I wrap that National Elite Championship around my waste, you will. So will every other one of you overhyped underdeveloped dickheads. [/size]

[size=15]You want to talk about Survival, mother fucker you're looking  at the Bear Giles of EAW. The man who has been here day after day, week after week.  Most who walk thru the door have a shelf life of less than a month. I've been here two years and outlasted with every one of the guys who though they were the next big thing. I'm the ironman of EAW, I'm. The guy who keeps on tearing thru chumps like you.  I'm the man who has worked everyday to become the top dog here in EAW.  And believe you me, this dog is chew you up and spit you out like an old bone. [/size]


[size=15]So go ahead and keep drinking your own kool aid, keep buying into your own bullshit. When it's all said and done you'll end up on the losing end of things, just like you always seem to be. [/size]


[size=15]Tomorrow night, get ready to get your ass handed to you… again.  Courtesy of the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, and #Hero who is gonna ram his fist down your throat and his foot up your ass. Tomorrow night you are about to see first hand what has made me the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots. It all goes down tomorrow night.  That's when I'll stand with my hand raised high, so why don't you button your lips Johnny and start to Picture THAT![/size]


[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #RingOfFireBattleRoyal[/size]



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[size=15]Voltage Promo #5[/size]


[size=15]Sunday, 7:44 P.M., Seattle, Washington. [/size]



[size=15](The scene opens backstage at the Key Arena. It's here inside a large utility room. In front the almost warehouse like  rows of shelves and boxes filled with equipment, we find Max A. Million with a Microphone in his hands.)[/size]

[size=15]Max: “Welcome back to our Voltage Pre-show special, we’re here live in the Key Arena in Seattle, and right now we've heard that Solomon Caine was last seen entering this room. Let's see if he’s still here and if we can get a word with him.”[/size]


[size=15](Max cautiously searches the room, scanning for any trace, lifting his head to peak over anything that might obstruct his view.)[/size]


[size=15]Max A. Million: “Hey I see something, come on let's check it out.”[/size]


[size=15](Max quickly approaches his findings with the camera man following right behind.  The camera finds a quiet a sight. Eleven candles stand lit on the floor, a man standing silently in the center with his back , His body stiff, and unmoving.  Above him on the wall lays a message that reads ‘A beginning. An end. The beginning of the end.’)[/size]


[size=15]Max: “Excuse me?”[/size]


[size=15](The man remains silent.)[/size]


[size=15]Max: “Excuse me sir…”[/size]


[size=15](Max Is cut off mid question by the man reaching out his hand and snatching him by his collar of his dress shirt.  The man turns his head towards Max, bringing his wicked and sinister facial profile into view. This is the man whose path of destruction begins anew here tonight. The man who has brought about the decimation of many who have been unfortunate enough to cross his path. This is the man know to the world as Solomon Caine.)[/size]


[size=15]Caine: “What business do you have here filth?!  Why have you come?”[/size]



[size=15]Max (nervously): “Sir please don't hurt me, I…”[/size]


[size=15](Caine tightens his grip around Max’s collar.)[/size]

[size=15]Max: “I just wanted to ask you about your match with against Jon McAdams, that's all all I swear.  I did not mean to disturb or offend you, I…”[/size]


[size=15]Caine: “Your kind offends us with every breath that fills your lungs, you vermin draw our ire with every passing moment of your existence.  You, and your ilk. The inept, the vain, the sick, and every other form of weakness that infest this world like insects. You all loathsome, horrid creatures and the day of your eradication cannot come soon enough!   You ask us of Jon McAdams?  We have already given you an answer. For he is a rotten a wretch as any who has ever walked this earth. [/size]

[size=15]How truly deluded he is, how he claims to understand all we speak of, but how little he actually sees. He judges all only what lies right in front of him. He. Seen it how when one falls, as does another.  He does not comprehend how we speak of all that is eternal, and how the seeds we plant today, shall be harvested in their due season.  He sees not that we have tilled the soil, and planted on good ground. And now we are seeing the early crop beginning to bare fruit. For we are already on the path that shall lead us to the gold of a god. We are here stepping forward to capture the Interwire Championship and all power that it holds. [/size]

[size=15]With it we shall overrun Voltage. We shall make all those who dwell within it, bend and bow before our will. We shall hold authority over all whom dwell within it. And take claim over our first kingdom of many along our path to the glorious reign. Our rule shall stand forevermore. [/size]


[size=15]Oh yes Jon McAdams. Our reign shall last long beyond your preparation and planing.  Far beyond the indulgences you delight yourself in. And eons past the life of the silver and gold that jangles in your pocket. You ask us where we dwell. We are everywhere. We surround you, and before you even begin to realize the great peril you are in, We bring down a heavy sword down upon your neck. You claim all we do is but theater. Your former ally made the same claim before we set down upon him with the End Of Ages!  What we do and where we go has greater  meaning than you could ever understand. [/size]

[size=15]You speak to us if how you have strived to gain strength. We applaud you, you will need all you can for what is about to be brought onto you.  Oh Jon McAdams, you know not what lies in wait for you.  You know nothing of the plans that not even the greatest of whom you influence can save you from.  So again we say to you to come forth and test us. Do all that you can to or flesh. Do all that you may to withstand our might. We tell you now that regardless of what you may think of us, we are coming to bring about a terrible, awful fate. For we are as a plague to you. One for which there is no remedy, one that you shall never find solace or peace from. For the rest of your wicked days we, and all we shall do to you, shall be as a nightmare that you shall never ever escape. There shall never be a day you awaken, warm and safe from the wrath that we are delivering to you tonight. Tonight we wage war with one who thinks himself a Devine king, but he is merely the king of fools. [/size]


[size=15]You must be, for there was not a tremor on the day of Pain For Pride. Nor was there one the week before. We say onto you that all you do, does nothing to stir up this world. None have taken you to ever be more than a leach to Mike Showman. Even with your defeat of Eclipse Diemos, you still toil away with nothing more than a moment’s glory that has long since come to its end.  Again we tell you, you see only the moment, we see out past the end of eternity. All that you do dies as quickly as it raises up. We are preparing for that which shall never end. Till you learn this lesson, you are doomed to repeat the same fate again and again, where all that you are building, slips away like handfuls of sand thru your fingers.  [/size]


[size=15]Go on ahead and continue to fool yourself into believing you are necessary to anything in this world. How can you claim to show any other in this world the way to life. You could never keep yourself from harm. Certainly not whatever disuse of harm we wished to bring about to you.  And again you deceive yourself claiming to be a greater good. Nothing about you or any of the rotten and wicked deeds you commit, could ever be called good. Not for those who would serve you, not even for yourself. Your ego twists your mind, your hubris blinds you to a simple truth. You are nothing more than a filthy that must be destroyed. And we shall do what we must. No matter what cost, no matter how far we must go, or how high we must climb, we shall rid your goddamn evil from this world. We shall do so before the eyes of the world so than any who would grant you audience, and entertain the thought that you should rule over any. Can witness you fall before our feet and plead for our mercy. We shall break your spirit before the eyes of the masses that they may be spared your fate!  [/size]


[size=15]You doubt our plans. Come, for in but moments, they shall be revealed Jon McAdams. They shall be flowers that bloom at the calling of their season. You shall see how all that we have spoken of, how it shall fall into the place we have willed it to be. You shall see that by the might of our hand, and works that we set into motion From the moment the earth was brought into being, you shall see how we have brought about our chosen destiny. You shall see the undeniable truth stare you in the eye.  And without so much as a word of warning, crush you under foot.  Continue to deny us as you always have Jon McAdams, and lay defeated before us as you always shall. [/size]


[size=15]You think you are clever enough to slip away from us?  Shall we then impale your body upon the altar for the world to see?!  Shall we skewer you upon the gate as warning to all who enter our kingdom?!  Shall we have your head placed on a post that you might forever gaze at the ruin that we shall bring to each and every wretch who dared to stand against us as you have?!?!  We shall do what must be done to ensure that we progress on our path. That we continue on towards our Interwire Championship. [/size]

[size=15]Step forward Jon McAdams, for though you think all we prophesied is merely rambling rethoric, we tell you now that we spoke not only for the moment, but for all eternity.  We say this not to intimidate, we only tell you as fair and proper warning. It is how you heathen say, We have told you so. You need not buckle under our word, you shall soon enough buckle under the woe and misery that you shall be made to swallow. The bitter cup you are to drink from, is one that that all your evil desires have filled.  [/size]


[size=15]Tonight we are ending your horrid crusade, we are tearing down your towering ego, built upon those you have triumphed over. We are drowning your influence as we have with Zack Crash. We are sending you away in shame as we had willed it with Y2IMPACT. We are leaving you as stripped and barren as this land called Voltage. We are coming to break you down piece by piece Jon McAdams, and it matters not whether you believe our words or not, for we shall bring about these thing when we leave you sacrificed upon our altar.  [/size]

[size=15]Destroy us if you can, nothing shall ever stop all we have foretold from coming to pass. For wether it take a moment, or an eternity, it shall be made so.[/size]



[size=15]NOW LEAVE!!!”[/size]



[size=15](With that Caine shoves Max A. Million, who trips up over his feet and falls right on his ass. Caine keeps his gaze on Max, as he rushes to his feet and runs like hell with the camera man following close behind.  The feed abruptly throws back to the announcers desk.)[/size]


[size=15]WWEFan: “umm… Well there you have it there folks, Solomon Caine seeming more than ready for his Interwire tournament match tonight. Stick around because we’ll have more on the Voltage season premiere kickoff special!”[/size]



[size=15](The shot fades out.)[/size]



[size=15]The End. [/size]
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Dynasty 2

The Phoenix rises from the ashes as I grab the filthy fowl by the neck and proceed to smash it’s gizzards underneath the leather of my sole. This isn’t a comeback, this is not a clamor towards my announcement that “The Mexican Samurai is back!”, because I never left. I’ve been hiding in the dregs of Elite Answers Wrestling just begging that someone would listen to my one simple wish, and when I look into the abyss in order to see the reflection of the man that is going to end it… it’s not Kasahara.

I don’t like to mince words so I’ll make sure to cut straight to the chase. Kasahara is not talented enough to kill me, and as I close my eyes in frustration, I have to cope with the fact that I’ll have to obliviate him when he steps into the ring this Friday night. I was hoping for so much more, but looking at Kasahara is like looking at a blank canvas without having a paintbrush in hand. The fact that you don’t like to talk much is not because of this stoic, macabre demeanor. No, it’s mostly because you’ve already tapped the reservoir of personality and the well has run dry; which makes me question who exactly screens these new rookies that come into Dynasty? Did the interviewer have a note to find the most insipid and vanilla wrestler to use as a training dummy in the Elite Answers Wrestling performance center? It’s as if I set my create-a-wrestler to default because I was too lazy to look for interesting ring gear and a moveset that wasn’t “Generic Clothesline #5”. There is nothing new or exciting when it comes to people like you, it just becomes “the same old shit” as the audience likes to chant out, and who is a better judge of that kind of character than me. I’m okay with that though, I’m perfectly fine with the monotony of once again coming back and realizing that everyone in the arena is rolling their eyes at my mere presence.

Are you prepared for that same kind of treatment?

I don’t think you’ve come to terms with the fact that you could very well wash out after your first match, becoming nothing more than an afterthought in the eyes of the congregation of the Elite. You better be ready to put on a hell of a show because this crowd will turn their back on you the exact second that you give them any less than one hundred percent. With this judgement of character comes the doubt and suspicion. Deep down inside, you want to make the biggest impact that you possibly can just like every other wide-eyed, fresh meat that makes their way into the middle of the ring for the first time. You can pretend that you don’t seek validation by sitting and glaring but the moment we lock horns, you’ll be anticipating me falling apart at your feet.The negativity will spill out that you want to project to the masses as they realize that what little words came out of your mouth...was the truth.

Tsk...tsk...There goes that childish imagination of Kasahara, and once again, it pales in comparison to the vivid reality that surrounds me. I’m completely fucked as a human being, because the piercing gaze of all the unbelievers will settle down upon me this upcoming Friday but I don’t care. This spectrum of bludgeoning will only be suitable for my taste as I come up with innovative ways to feed on your blood. This dick measuring contest of mental health will soon fade and we’ll truly see who can impose their will towards one another, just don’t be surprised when you realize that I never lost my way. I’m now the main eventer that I was striving to become during my entire tenure in Elite Answers Wrestling, but who knew that it would finally come when it was too little, too late? I’m no longer preaching as a Millennial Messiah; I’m nothing more than a sacrifice of depression and misery.

Are you prepared to die? ....Because I am.
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Pain for Pride Promo #5

"If you thinking I'mma quit before I die, dream on"

-Drake

Here we are in the great state of New Jersey, just kidding It's not that great, I mean there is a reason it is called the armpit of America, but regardless for one weekend at Metlife Stadium, the home of the New York Giants, and that other team that nobody cares about, what is their name again the New York Nets? No the New York Mets! No that's not it, Oh right the New York Jets! That's it, it will be a sold out 80,000 plus screaming excited EAW fans, on EAW's grandest stage of them all.  And for one weekend, everybody will be piling into New Jersey, and boy are they in for a treat, there will be approximately twenty matches on this years Pain for Pride event like holy crap right? Now I have been talking all week, I have dissed my opponents, I have even dissed my teammates.  I have told stories about my career, so what else could I possibly talk about, and to be quite honest with you guys I have had enough of talking for one week, I just want to get in that ring in front of those 80,000 people and do what I do best. This will be my second Pain for Pride match, and as everybody knows in my first match I stole the show, stole all the headlines, what will I do for an encore, you will just have to stay tuned. Now this week I expected there to be a lot of talk, and a lot of bickering back and fourth, between my opponents and my teammates, now while there has been quite a big of bickering it has been for the most part quite, we haven't heard a single word from Jessica Quinn, Amelie Larrieux and Mei Hatsuky, I mean it doesn't surprise me, those three are bottom feeders, the fact they are even in this match where there is such a high stake is laughable, what have they done to deserve a chance at the Woman's Championship, nothing absolutely nothing. Then you have Revy, she has said some stuff, it's too bad I didn't care to listen, because she is boring I would rather watch paint dry than listen to her talk, I have never seen her in the ring, but if she wrestles as good as she talks, we don't have to worry about a thing. The two most loudest bitches this week have to go to Stephanie Matsuda and April Song, April of course is my so called teammate, Stephanie is the captain of that group of misfits she has going on there however Stephanie seems most concerned with April of all people, which is actually quite funny because Stephanie and April have had like the same career in EAW.  They are like one long rerun of the same thing, they say they same things, they walk the same way, they talk from their ass, I mean come on already, can both of you just shut the fuck up and just step aside, because the real main event is here and as far as I am concerned neither of you are walking out on two feet at Pain for Pride, and April you stupid idiot don't ever send me another message again, just who the hell do you think you are? Don't ever say my name with such disrespect like that again, or else you will get a visit with my fist in your face. I don't care if we are suppose to be working together this week, I don't care for you, I don't care for your attitude and I don't care for a loud mouth who has accomplished nothing, talking down on someone like me. So please just do me and everyone else a favor and just stop talking, kay thanks! I just sit here and shake my head at all the stupidity that has t surrounds me in the Empire locker room, I try to get away from it all, I try to just let the idiotic comments from stupid bitches roll off my shoulders, but at the same time I have to defend my good name. It's kind of like what Megan Raine did, this is a good example, because of how much Megan talked shit about me, I tried to ignore it, but she wouldn't stop, so what I did to her at Terminus was justified, I told her what was coming and she wouldn't listen. Just like I am telling everybody in my match at Pain for Pride what is coming, they won't listen of course, because everybody is a thick headed son of a bitch on Empire, but it's okay they will soon learn, because when I win at Pain for Pride, my charge back to the top it doesn't stop there. It doesn't stop when I win the Woman's Championship either, no it stops when I finally get some respect put around my name, because for far too long my name has been just thrown out there, and just been pissed on like it is nothing. I am here to tell you all that Pain for Pride X is going to be my greatest victory yet.  People don't understand that if you keep counting me out, I am just going to keep on coming at you like a vicious lion, and just like a lion I am hungry to get back on top. There is nothing else for me to say, that I haven't already said this week.  This has been one long dragged out week, and I am just ready to walk down that ramp, in front of 80,000 strong, and do what I do best, and that is knock bitches heads off. So ladies get ready, because the time for talk is over with, we will find out who is full of shit, and who is the strongest competitor in this match. Let's go! I am ready let's do this!
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April Song

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Pain for Pride #5
Above the Clouds


 
(Inside the pub, April’s interview continues after a brief break for commercials and other announcements. Dressed in her usual all-black attire, she fumbles around with some dog tags hanging on her neck while nursing a beer.)




Wave: Are those yours or someone else’s?


April: Hmm?


Wave: The dog tags.


April: Well, some of them are mine. The others are from a couple of friends who didn’t get as lucky as I did, you know?


(While April’s expression doesn’t give away that anything is off kilter, Wave nods his head in understanding, deciding that the subject is best left alone. After a staffer informs Wave that they will be back on the air shortly, he puts his headset back on, prompting April to do so as well.)


Wave: And we’re back, ladies and gentlemen. April Song has been kind enough to join us for another show segment as we are here live in Big Bully’s Pub and Grill in New York City. Let’s pick up where we left off, April and talk about Stephanie Matsuda. I think it’s obvious that the two of you aren’t friends, but this is starting to seem more and more personal as time goes by. We have some sound we’d like to play that a friend of ours from TMZ made available….


(The listeners and viewers of the show can hear the audio of Stephanie’s comments while seeing April’s reaction, who seems rather nonchalant about it, taking another swig of the beer, she had recently opened.)


Wave: Do you have a response to any of that?


April: Well, the first thing that I must say is that as far as aligning myself with the Coven goes, it’s not like I have any choice in the matter. I don’t know if Alexis and Cloudy picked the teams or if some idiot in an office drew them up, but what it is what it is. I don’t really have much of a say on the matter so I just must deal with what I’m given. Do I WANT to team up with them? No. But the only way I can have a shot at the women’s World Championship is to beat Stephanie’s team than try to find a way to survive the Coven and Savannah Sunshine, depending on who makes it through.


Wave: She had some pretty strong words for you also, calling you a “Disgrace to America”-


(April raises a hand to curtly cut off Wave before glaring daggers at him.)


April: I don’t need a whore to assess how I served my country. I know what it’s like to return home with honors from combat and leave people behind. I have done things that most people can’t and a lot more wouldn’t to serve the United States. I made countless sacrifices just so people like her can have the opportunity to run their mouths and get paid as well as they do. My service record and integrity as a soldier is above reproach by someone like her, period.


Wave: Do you think she has a valid point about your willingness to team with the Coven? They are not the most trustworthy group of individuals.


April: I’m aware, but that’s a risk that must be taken. We all sink together or we all sail together. It’s that simple. What happens after Cloud’s team is gone is what happens, and I’ll deal with those consequences.


Wave: You seem to be a little more upset with some of Stephanie’s comments than anything else we’ve talked about so far.



April: She can’t be stupid. She talks about, I think Air Force people doing nothing but sitting on their asses? We are the ones with the mobility to help other armed forces, both our sister branches of the US Military but our allies all over the world. We have the speed to deter and deliver devastating strikes. We are the ones that they call in to do the serious air fighting. We may be the “last in” according to military historian Stephanie Matsuda, but we are the smartest, most versatile and we damn sure strike the hardest.


Wave: There were some other comments made about you, ruthless ones. She alleges that you don’t really have a clue of why you’re in EAW. What ARE you in EAW for?


(April fidgets a bit in her seat, still nursing the beer as those watching the show at the pub are quiet. Taking a little while to think about it she finally speaks.)


April: When I came here, I didn’t want to be a wrestler. To EAW, I mean. I was just looking for a payday. It was just like any mission as a mercenary: do the task assigned, get paid, go home. I never had a real intention of making this a full-time gig. My job was to prove somebody’s point and then disappear. Then I started experiencing losses. I started to learn more and more about wrestling and my opponents. I learned all the silly little rules of the locker room and how to deal with fans. Honestly, it’s a little hard…I don’t make friends easily and I really feel awkward in a lot of social settings. Wrestling takes away a lot of that anxiety for me, gives me something to do. I don’t like Stephanie, but I’m not going to go around calling her a hoe, a fake ass Chun-Li, and try to make fun of her.


Wave: You have said some negative things about her….


April: When did I lie? Or embellish? Or even insult? I just said what anyone else would say if they have seen what I have seen. She accuses me of slut-shaming…. bitch, when? I simply said you slept around a lot, you know? This isn’t something where I’m judging. We all have our crutches in life. Some people like narcotics, some people like food, some people like Stephanie like sex…I obviously like drink. So…. I don’t see what her problem is with me bringing that up.


Wave: What do you think the problem is with you two? You have similar wrestling styles, similar backgrounds…I would think that you have a mutual respect.


April: I really don’t get that either. Again, I think it’s just ignorance on her part and me being a bit of a sarcastic asshole sometimes. Oh, by the way, my dad was from Seoul, thank you very much. I was born in the United States. It’s always funny to hear jokes like that from people of JAPANESE descent because for some reason they have always looked down on Koreans, calling us “dog people” and the like. Believe me, I’m not surprised at all by your ignorance considering the genetic makeup you possess and the idiocy that you have displayed on a near-weekly basis ever since I had the displeasure of meeting you. I do think it’s funny that my limited submission ability, as she put it, defeated the person who is going to challenge for the Specialists Championship in a couple of days and is somehow incapable of beating her. I record submission wins at a faster and more frequent rate than anyone in EAW today and probably EAW history. I was one of the best Jujitsu-ka in the entire Rocky Mountain region of the United States before I fucking turned twenty. I know more about inflicting pain and suffering using holds than Matsuda knows about wrestling and sexual intercourse combined. I have tried my best to keep my cool when it comes to her, but she does nothing but stand around and scream insults, like a little girl. Even from the moment we met in the ring and she beat me, she has regressed. I have done nothing but improve and progress while she has descended into drunken debauchery and stupidity. While I can relate to drunken debauchery, I refuse to ever relate to stupidity. She mentioned that people lose titles every day…. people win them back every day too. If she was as great as she says she is, what is holding her back from being one of the best in this division?


Wave: It seems like we’ve kinda stopped talking about the Divide and Conquer match in general and focused in only a few people…


April: Because, to put it bluntly, there are only 4 people in this match that I have any concern about facing or teaming with. Madison and Alexis for obvious reasons. They are talented, they are dangerous, and if they team up against me there is an extremely small chance that I would survive if it came to that. Revy because of her military experience and her intelligence. And Stephanie. Not because I consider her dangerous, I just know that she has a bit of unpredictability, instability that is going to change the course of this match either for the better or for worse. She chided me for insulting my teammates, but I do so honestly, openly and without attacking them with a steel chair from behind without provocation.  I will meet my enemy face to face, head on. I don’t plot and squabble and flatter and deceive. I don’t need to fight her on the street, in a cage or anywhere else but the wrestling ring. She can have her fun in the club and take off whatever she wants to take off and shout at everyone. I’m not doing that. It’s not who I am. I’ll do all the talking that I need to do when I put her to sleep.


Wave: Now…. it’s time to take it to the fans. I have a few questions from them lined up and ready to go, are you ready?


April: Let’s do it.


Wave: Here’s the first one…. (grins as he looks down at the card and then back up at April.) Phil in Tennessee asks, “Are you single?"


April: Well I’m not married, not seeing anyone. Yes…but honestly, I have no interest.


Wave: Alicia in Tampa asks: “Who do you think will win the Specialists Championship match?”


April: My brain is saying Brody Sparks, but my gut tells me that Consuela will find a way to pull through. She’s very tough, maybe one of the toughest I’ve been in a ring or on the jujitsu mat with. I think she’ll find a way and leave the new champion.


Wave: Mel, an Air Force guy staying on the US base in Okinawa asks “How do you rate your chances of winning the Divide and Conquer match? Do you think you’re prepared for a World title opportunity?”


April: Less than five percent. Seeing as there are ten people involved in the match, that would make ten percent seem like the right number obviously, but depending on how the match progresses, I may have to face all the Coven or at least two of them. I think my chances drastically go up if I face Savannah after Cloud’s team is defeated, but I’ll see. As for the world title match, it’s like I said before, if I earn it, I’m ready. If I don’t, I’m not. (shrugs) Also, it’s great to hear from an Airman. Thank you for your service, man, and come home safe.


Wave: We have time for three more? Oh, two more, okay…. Malik in Cincinnati asks “Will we ever see you in gear other than your all black?


April: This may surprise people, but I do have something in the works for Pain for Pride that is not all-black. I can’t give away what it is, but I do have something planned.


Wave: Last one. Bill in Phoenix wants to know who your boss is that has been referenced to several times before but not recently.


April: I can’t divulge that information because I don’t know it. All I know is that it’s someone who wants me to succeed and that’s what I’m trying to do.


Wave: April, you’ve been a very open, honest guest and we appreciate having you on. Best of luck at Pain for Pride and congratulations on making it as far as you have in professional wrestling.


April: Thank you for having me on, wasn’t expecting anything like this this week but here we are.



(The crowd cheers as the two of them shake hands, the show coming to an end.) 
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Promo #5 - The Press Conference
Location: New York Marriott Marquis 

We see a beautiful view of Times Square on a amazing summer day with the rooftop full of media personnel and a table with a glass of water as Lucas Johnson arrives and media outlets begin to take pictures as he steps up to the table in a suit with the New Breed Championship on his shoulder and placing the championship belt on the tale and sits down in his seat as he grabs a microphone.

Before we start I would like to say a few words. If any of you are expecting me to go on full rage mode like I promised earlier today you are going to be sadly disappointed I just couldn't hold the rage in any longer, I just laid it out all on the table before I got here and now I can answer your stupid questions for the biggest show in our company - Pain for Pride X on the other side of the river in East Rutherford, New Jersey. All I hope is that you guys are more respectful then the Japanese media compared to Reckless Wiring week in Tokyo.

???: MISTER JOHNSON, MISTER JOHNSON!

Lucas has a confused look on his face as he hears the mysterious voice from the back of the crowd as you see the crowd of media personnel turn around to see a Japanese corespondent rush to the stage with a microphone with a camera guy...

Japanese Media: MISTER JOHNSON! I am sorry about Reckless Wiring, I out of line and shouldn't have disrespected you. 

"ANOTHER DAMN ASIAN!" Lucas screams in frustration as he gets up from the table and goes up to the reporter and camera man and throw them to the side and have them crashing onto a nearby couch as Lucas goes back to the table and sits down.

Time for some real questions people, it's my time to shine Friday night and I will retain MY New Breed Championship. NEXT!


New York Times Reporter: Good afternoon Mister Johnson, lately you have been claiming that you are the main event talent yet you are on the pre-show can you touch on why you are disgusted with this?

Disgusted? DISGUSTED? IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH! IF YOU BEEN BUSTING YOUR ASS FOR THE PAST A HUNDRED AND FIVE DAYS AND YET THEY JUST PUSH YOU TO THE SIDE LIKE YOUR A PIECE OF TRASH!?! Of course it makes me sick to my stomach, this entire company can't get over the old toys around here like DEDEDE, Brian Daniels, and even Robbie V. The Final Encounter between Robbie and Daniels being made the main event makes me sick to my stomach, this company should be focused on the future! I AM THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY, I AM GOING TO BE THE LAST EVER NEW BREED CHAMPION! ALL THREE CHUMPS ARE IN-DENIAL, THEY REALLY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO BEAT ME? NO WAY! If I am not the main event, Pizzaboy should at least get it because he damn deserves it after winning Grand Rampage.

New Jersey Reporter: Wakefield and Moongoose has scored both singles victories over you in the past, are you scared one of them may do it again on Friday?

Scared? Have you been listening to me this whole week? Wakefield had a fluke victory back in April, and he's not even a hundred percent after I snapped his arm in half. No way he's making it inside Ultimate X a hundred percent and I will make sure I will send him packing to the injured list. Moongoose, I could care less about. Last episode of Dynasty I didn't even try. The quicker I got out of that arena the more I an rest for Ultimate X. Ultimate X I can fall down and break some bones, yes it's possibly dangerous then Hell in a Cell Chris Elite. Let me know when I land an F-5 and break your neck and come back to me. Let me know if that hurts real quick....


Newsday: Season 11 is coming up, are you worried for the draft?

I could care less about the draft because no matter where I end up, I am going to have the biggest contract in history. I am focused on retaining my championship at Pain for Pride.

New York Post: Have you seen Finnagean's kick starter project?

Yes I have it's a little joke, his little fans want to make a name out him and it will soon be crushed. I am here to do one thing people is hurt people and crush there dreams. This Friday night at Pain for Pride these three newbies will learn what it's like to step into my shoes. They will learn what I suffered as a little child and that was a goal I set since Scott Oasis took me under his wing. That goal will never change after the draft, after Pain for Pride 12. This goal will never change get it through your heads. There fifteen minutes of fame will come to an end, I will walk out of Pain for Pride X as NEW BREED CHAMPION! DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SIX IS UPON US!
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showster26

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[size=15]The Extreme Enigma Fatal Fourway Elimination Match @ Pain For Pride, Promo #5[/size]



[size=15]Thursday, 2:12 A.M.,  Passaic, New Jersey. [/size]



[size=15](The scene opens alongside the banks of the Passaic River. The sounds of the flowing water are the only sound made on this quiet night. Near the river’s edge, sits a man, his outline only just illuminated by the light of the moon. Silently he sits, his knees pulled into his chest, his head in his hands. A swift breeze rustles thru, and the man snaps to attention. Slowly he turns his head towards the camera, his bloodshot eyes burning a hole thru the camera. This is the being know to the world as Solomon Caine.)[/size]


[size=15]Caine: “Though pleasing to the ear and eye, deep within the venom lies. Let all who dare to rise against us, be dragged down to the bottom of this cursed and poisonous river.  And forever swallow it's toxic brew. [/size]


[size=15]Much like this river, our fate runs on unobstructed. Nothing stands between it and its destination. Nothing alters its course. And when the season comes, it runs over and washes away all that it touches. This river flows in the same course that it has for many millennia before it. And when it reaches its end, how it becomes so much more than what it was. How it stretches across the world to spread its venom to all who come into contact with it. [/size]

[size=15]Does this confound any of you?  Do any of you lack the basic understanding to interpret all we speak. Is that ineptitude that your minds possess?  If it is than let us be rid of you once and for all at Pain For Pride. Let us crush your soft, ignorant, understanding with our bare hands.[/size]


[size=15]For if you cannot decipher the simplest of words than what would be the use of any words we would speak?  What would be the use of any warning, or plea to savor the time you have left?  What good would it do for you to speak, to offer your defense of yourselves?  For all that you say comes from but a small intellect and from which no wisdom resides. Offering up warning is useless for all of you. All of you hear, but none listen. All of you have vision, but cannot see.  Surely there is some part of you that comprehends our words?  Surely you one of you must understand what we say.  Surely there should be one amongst you who would have reasoning within themselves, that we might make them see. That you might receive the answer you search for. [/size]

[size=15]You are as we were, when we were but flesh. Before we heard the calling in the night. Before we saw what was to come.  Our flesh was once ignorant as you are now. It dwelled blissfully unaware of the horrors that lie just past all you can see. It believed it knew pain, it knew nothing. It thought it had Bared suffering.  It had no concept of what true suffering was. When all was we revealed to it, it shook and shuttered with fear. For it beheld sights more ghastly than was ever thought imaginable. Our flesh was afraid then. We fear what is coming no longer. [/size]

[size=15]We no longer fear it, for when we are made whole, the final secret shall be made known to us. The secret to surviving the fire shall be ours when we are one. That is why we must tear all of you limb from limb. That is why we must bathe the altar with your blood.  That is why we must bring your End at Pain For Pride. For we shall not be made separate. We shall not be denied our flesh, and we shall not be denied our immortality.[/size]


[size=15]Behold all of you. We are coming upon a key that we had set out to find eons ago. We sought out flesh to possess it. And when it is ours, the fire’s coming shall be swift.  How it eagerly awaits the moment we take possession Of the golden glory. How it desires to be set free. We shall let loose its bonds and let it feed upon all it desires.  [/size]


[size=15]We call forth to it, to let it know that it's time shall come soon. We need only bring about the End Of Ages upon the chosen. [/size]

[size=15]Oh yes the three of you shall fall to this fate. The chains cast upon your neck are stronger than iron. The bindings that toe your hands cannot be broken. Your fate is as ours. Your path set long ago.[/size]

[size=15] All that we have seen long ago, before we had joined this flesh, it now within our grasp and we with your sacrifice, the key, the eyes of the masses, and being made whole. It shall all belong to us. [/size]


[size=15]Yes it shall Target Smiles. Do not doubt us. You speak of protecting your credibility, what credibility should you have before us?  What have you done that we should hold anything you would ever have to say with honor?  You think that because those who are more weak minded than yourself, look up to you with their dead eyes, and their wicked grins, that anything you say should be held with any regard?!  No, you don't. That is why you have hide yourself away asa coward.  That is why you have sealed your lips, that they should not bring about any more of our wrath down upon your head.   Hide away while you can smiles. For nothing can keep you from falling into our hands. Nothing can spare you from the agony we have prepared for you. [/size]

[size=15]You claim Pain has never been an obstacle for you. We shall see soon enough how the words you speak, how they are so misguided against a that which is greater and grander than you comprehend.  You speak of pain as a temporary affliction of the flesh. We speak of pain as an eternal mark that shall your body, your spirit, your mind, and your heart shall carry for the rest of your dismal days. We speak of pain that lingers in every step, haunts your every dream, fills you with every breath you draw!  That is Pain Target Smiles. That is our pain which we shall give onto you.   [/size]

[size=15]Shall that be justification enough of all we have spoken?  Shall the wrath we bring forth upon you, awaken you to the truth we have told you plainly of?  Why must such simple things be made so difficult?! Why could you not simply listen to our words?!  What inside you has cause you to become such goddamn fool?!  Why is it that you must be broken to believe?!  If this is what you desire, than so be it. If this is what must be done to open your eyes, than this is what shall be done.   If it takes us impaling every part of you upon every corner of the altar, if it takes us tearing out your black heart for the world to see, if it takes drowning the world in the rivers of blood you shall spill, if that is what is needed for your eyes, and the eyes of all who idolize you to be opened, than so be it! [/size]

[size=15]This shall be what is done onto you Target Smiles. This is where your fate shall lead you to. [/size]





[size=15]Tarah? Oh Tarah?  Where have you gone to?  Why do you hide as a child frightened by a monster?   Why is it that she who called herself fear, is nowhere to be found?  Such is unacceptable, for the time is ripe and the season is here and now. Has Cleopatra driven you to hiding?  Or is us whom you fear?  Is it our hand that you cower from?  Is it our presence that has made you lose all the strength from your body? We expected so much more from you. Perhaps it is right that we should slay you and set free those whom followed you. Perhaps it is better for them to see you dealt with quickly, instead of seeing you suffer without any resistance. We so hoped you would bring about the beast. We so hoped the killer that laid dormant for far too long, would awaken and strike. We wished to test this flesh against it, but you instead gave into your cowardice. You instead allowed fear to overwhelm you. And not even one that signifies respect for the might that is coming against you. No, you gave into a weakness that you fostered and allowed to grow within your heart. It now consumes you at the worst moment it could have. It has brought you to your knees before the battle has even begun. [/size]

[size=15]Yes, for though victory was ours long before the world was formed, you could have met your demise with dignity. You could have shown those who hold you as their leader, the proper way to present yourself before us. Now, all that you may show them, is the pathetic wretch you have  become.  The sniveling filth that you are.  You once were a killer, you once were a monster, you once could have become a queen. You now are only a prisoner of fate, awaiting a sentence of death to be carried out.   How sad it is.  How terrible, that which you have made yourself. [/size]

[size=15]Put up your hands in surrender Tarah. Place your head upon the altar. Your subjects, those you placed their trust in you. Let them see how miss guided they were.  Let them see, that you are not worthy of their admiration. You are not deserving of their adulation. Let them see what truly beats within your heart. The filth that dwells inside you, infected all their minds, and now they, along with you, must be cleansed by the flood of fire.  [/size]




[size=15]And of you Ryan Marx.  Why do you ask the same questions over and again. When you are given the answers why do you discard them.   You speak of the beast name Sanitorium, and our place within it. Yet you gave no heed when we told you of how it brought about a great deal of what we desired.  When Eclipse took the gold from Y2Impact. When we destroyed Zack Crash, and all that he possessed and believed. You again mistake the Sanitorium as being more than a small piece of the puzzle. We allowed it to have free reign. And it did the bidding we required of it. That Even now as HDRO prepares himself to do battle with whom we allowed ourself to serve, it is all as we have willed it to be since the dawning of universe. [/size]

[size=15]You question who we are?  Have we not told the world that we are both messenger and the bringer?  Have we not said how your flesh being sacrificed shall make us whole, and allow us possession of the golden key?!  [/size]

[size=15]We told you of the truths of this world, ones more ancient than you you could ever know. We have told you of these things, and the meaning and root of them. We laid it bare before you. And again you ask the same questions that you have since this week began. What good should it do you when the answer shall forever be the same?  When it is set in stone, and cast in steel, forever unchanging. Forever the same. [/size]

[size=15]Truth does not bend nor change just because it is displeasing to hear. Fate does not change simply at the disregard of its foretelling. Your questioning of me. This is not the pondering and inquiry of a great mind. No, this is the act of one who gratifies himself with the sound of his own voice.[/size]

[size=15] Marx, you believe us to be a deceiver?  You dare to call all we have foretold as the ramblings of a mad man. You belittle all we do as simple illusion.  How mislead you are. The bodies of all whom came before you should stand as evidence that we are not misleading the masses. For there is no deception within us. That wickedness lies not upon our mind, nor our tongue.  What good would it be for us to lie?  What would it gain us as we continue along our path. Fame? Fortune? That which men consider power?  We have no want or need of these things. We look not for adoring crowds, but merely the few who would hear us, and spare themselves from the terrors that are coming. [/size]

[size=15]You say we have not seen your darkness but we have. Before this flesh was conceived we saw it. We molded it to be all that it is. Now you seek to use it against us. Even with that gift we granted you, you could not bring about our demise.  We are eternal. We are more than this body. We have witnessed the dawning of time, the rise of man, and foresaw his downfall!  We are more than your small mind could ever understand. [/size]


[size=15]Yes Ryan for though it is a wonder to the eyes of men, deep within it we know that it possess no Answers. That is a truth all whom follow you must face. For all your questions, and all the words concerning your high pillars, when it fails you, and your body falls at Pain For Pride, you shall have to look into the eyes of your disciples, and give them answer as to why. What shall you tell them then?  What empty belief or philosophy could you ever offer them after. [/size]


[size=15]Yet again you ask of our plans. Have you not heard a single word uttered other than your own?  Our plan is simply to rid this world of the heathens who have brought about a great curse upon themselves.  Our plan is to call upon a flood of fire that shall come down and sweep thru the streets. It shall tear down the high structures and mighty pillars. It shall leave not a stone standing. It shall leave the lands bare before it begins to eat all those who have brought down this woe. It shall consume them whole and they shall cry out in terror as they come to know true suffering.  And you Ryan, You shall have to be held accountable for day spent under your tutelage. You shall have to answer for every day you mislead them down a path that leads only to their own doom. You shall have to answer for [/size]

[size=15]We have taken the first step, this flesh. The next is the Key, after that immortality for this body. And with it, the woe and agony you cast off any concern of shall befall this earth. [/size]


[size=15]A shame this is what destiny has chosen for you. A shame that you could not over come your own infirmities to change it. Do you not see that we are merely as two sides of the same coin.  But where there are great similarities between all that you and we speak of, there is also great divide.  There are greater things for this world that lie ahead. You, you believe you are greater than all. We offer life for those who have earned it. You offer pity for those who have fallen down and worshipped you before your feet. [/size]

[size=15]We wish it was not this way. We could have made a great world together. You could have been as a king. You rejected our salvation and condemned all who follow you to a death of your body and your idles. A slaughtering of all that you so wrongly put your faith in.  Your five pillars, after they fall, they shall only serve as tombstones to your unmarked grave. [/size]

[size=15]We shall not weep for you, sadden as we may be. You sealed your fate, and now The future holds not a lasting memory of you Marx. It hold not a graven image, nor a lasting quote. At the End Of Ages, your words, your ideology, everything your mind could conjure, everything of you shall turn to ashes. [/size]


[size=15]And to his beloved who addressed me.  You do not know who we are, nor what we could do if we so desired. You could not guard yourself from us, just as he shall not be able to guard himself. When we have inflicted our will upon him, and he lays crushed and defeated beneath our feet. what could he do to save those who follow him?  What safety could you ensure them?  What could he even ensure himself?  When his blood stains our hands, and his screams for mercy fill the air, what could your idol do for you?  When his body is crushed and all his thoughts and words are rendered void, will all we have spoken he as empty words to you?  [/size]

[size=15]You, and your ilk may have no soul, but you are weak. For no student is greater than his master, and yours falls to our hands. When his weaknesses are shown before the eyes of the masses. When his strength fails him, and his mind lays shattered, what worth would be all he has though you of strength? Come child to your senses. The one whom you follow, his damnation is eminent. His suffering all but assured. His life, already lays in my hands. [/size]

[size=15]Know well that we are coming for him. We shall make him an example of how useless he is against true strength. For he fights for a fool’s idea of superiority, he fights for a vain glory. We fight for life. We fight to not let this flesh be consumed. We fight that the world to come be assured. Your faith is misplaced in him. He cannot protect you from the fire. Nor could he protect you from us. [/size]


[size=15]Take heed all who hear me. Listen well, for all we have spoken, it shall be so!”[/size]

[size=15](With that Caine picks himself up off the ground and walks out of the frame. The camera holds on the river as it begins to rush harder.)[/size]


[size=15]The End Is Near. [/size]
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Pain for Pride #5
 
Yawn.
 
Put us all to sleep Ms. Ella Ava. That’s pretty much the extent of what you continue to do every single freaking time you open your mouth. Let me look back and see what I said last time. Oh? Cameron Ella Ava deserves to be in this match. She’s the champion. She earned it. Weird. And somehow you decide to turn this around on me and make this insinuation of some sorts that all I’m doing is twisting your precious, garbage-lined words around and trying to make you look bad. Please. Try something else. If the best you can really do this week is they made mistakes one time and I think she was trying to say this: you’ve got more problems than your opponents in this match. I get what you’re saying about this rematch thing, I do. I want to say I get why you’re so fixated on it all, but I’m just not sure it’s the kind of thing you should waste much time with. Listen when I say you just can’t believe every thing Cleopatra is trying to tell you either. But honestly, there was no other thing to do than to find a way to be a part of this match. Not to steal your thunder or try to overshadow this apparently great match that just the two of you were going to put on. Me joining this match simply makes it that much better. I’m not like you, obsessed with whether this match makes us all the most money or whether people will be buying more of my merchandise than yours or hers. I just know the opportunity that was there and what I had to do in order to prove I deserve the chance to take advantage,
 
It’s pretty funny to me that you believe my purpose of being in this match has anything to do with narcissism. Here’s what I think happened. You got up, looked in the mirror at yourself, and you smiled when you looked at yourself. You got these ideas cooked up and your head and then you said some weird ass shit for no reason. You’re taking everything about yourself and just piling it on top of me. We probably have some similarities with the kinds of things we’ve had to do on order to have a chance to do even more along the way in our careers. Obviously yours is much longer. The truth is it didn’t have to be right here. I would have fought your ass and beat you the week after Grand Rampage. I would have fought you at the supershow if that’s what Cleopatra wanted. But she had this preciously complex web she wanted to weave while she was running away from her latest adversary. So instead we get this unbelievable match that will undoubtedly go down in history. Probably mostly for proving that you aren’t quite as amazing as you seem to think you are. To say that I’m not steadfast and all I do is complain is quite a slap to the face of what my career here has been. To act like you have never done anything wrong is an even more laughable offense. When I was trapped in a bad situation, I took control and fought myself out. I lost the Specialist’s scramble. Two weeks later I won the title on my own. You told me my career was over. I won the Empress of Elite on my own. I won the Women’s title on my own. It’s only after that where you butted your head in. It’s not as if you were just breaking down doors and doing big things that whole time along the way either. Who is the best? I don’t know if there really is one of that’s better than all the rest. But what I do know, is it’s probably not you. Maybe you’re the most resourceful, but I’ll take myself in any battle with you head to head every single time.
 
The most disappointing thing when it comes to you is the whole one-sidedness. Once again, you always expect us to get down on our knees and kiss your feet. You’re angered by us saying anything about you that you don’t like. But you say some of the most ridiculous stuff I’ve ever heard to try and foolishly convince people that you have the upperhand. You think we’re somehow overconfident in the way we talk about you? Does it hurt your feelings that we seem to pass you over, that Aria openly says the match comes down to me and her and discounts you all together? That confidence has only grown this week as we’ve listened to and taken in the things you say. There’s nothing new from you or fresh. Nothing groundbreaking is coming from your lips. It’s just the same old shit the same three women have been stirring around and puking out over the rest of this company for years now. But unfortunately that message has slowly and surely just become less and less prevalent. Now to a point where your opponents in the biggest women’s match in this company are talking about confidently kicking your ass.
 
To be clear though, no one is denying you can’t hang around here. It’s pretty obvious that you want to be here. You could be like others and leave or go back to fighting the men. You’d probably be even more successful there. Those cocky assholes think they have it all. Most of them seem to think we can’t even pretend to be on their level. But every time we get a chance to, yeah, we completely prove otherwise. This match, as I said before, is a complete explosion of three talented women that are literally going to leave nothing on the line. I know I’ll see you fighting with a determination and desperation like I’ve never seen before. Well, maybe I saw it fighting some of your old friends, but the point remains. The Cameron we fight in this match is not the one we’ve fought before. But the Cailin you fight is not the same one you’ve fought either. She’s not even close to the already beat down version you knocked out at Grand Rampage. This match will prove everything you hope it does no matter who wins it. If you win, I wouldn’t make excuses. I’d pick my ass right back up, get right back to work and find my way to fighting you or whoever is holding that title. You seem to think you have all the answers, but now I just think you’ve been jaded by the idea of two women hoping to take what you find so precious. You’ve just got to realize we’re just as hungry as you are for Empire to show we’re the top show in EAW programming. You’ve just got to accept we’re just as hungry to call ourselves the Women’s Champion as you are. You know what, Cammy, I already thank you for what you’ve done for us in the past. I thank you for what you’ve done for us lately, even your huge moment stealing the title with your cash in. What an exciting moment for Empire. And I thank you for the future, this weekend, when you put that title on the line and watch it slip right out of your hands into the new champions hands. And that’s me. When I go into the Hall of Fame someday, I hope you’re still able to find your way there to tell everyone about the time I kicked your ass at Pain for Pride X.
 

I think you tried to lure me to sleep with shit, Cam, but nice try. None of us will always agree with each other on everything, but we can agree on one thing for absolute certainty. What we do in the ring this weekend will be remembered for longer than our career. Long ago Cameron helped build some of the foundation for what we have today. I think the three of us our building an even better one at Pain for Pride. We’re proof of just how far the women have come over the past few years. And we’re even more proof of what’s to come down the road. The thing is only one of us gets to be the real banner person of this match. We’ll all be remembered for it, but only one will be immortalized because of it. I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure that person is me. Not because that’s what I want. I’m not narcissistic like you think, Cam. I’m going to take that title and take it to an entirely different level. I’m going to make sure people look at me, and look at the title and see god damn, Empire is freaking amazing. Amazing matches, amazing wrestlers and absolutely outstanding champions. That’s what I’m bringing to Empire after this match. And there’s not a thing a plastic bitch can do to stop that.
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showster26

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[size=15]The 24/7 Battle Royal @ Pain For Pride, Promo #5 [/size]



[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update: [/size]


[size=15]“Hours. We're officially so close to the biggest Event the world has ever seen, that we no longer even need to measure the time till in days.  We are getting down to crunch time here folks, and every single member of the roster is starting to feel it. From the top to the bottom, from the rookies to the seasoned veterans. Everyone is amped up and ready to be at their best this weekend for the show of shows, #PainForPrideX. And yours truly is no exception. I have been looking forward to this moment for the longest time now, and believe you me, I will make this a night to remember for all of you, when I toss the last of those poor saps who were unfortunate enough to be in the ring with me. [/size]

[size=15]And just like they have all week, they have been taking directly out of their asses with all this. Nonsense about how they're better than me,  or get this, that I'm the bottom of the barrel when it comes to talent. Boy, are each and everyone of these good for nothing bastards in for a surprise (even though they shouldn't be) when I kick the ever loving shit out of each and every one of them, and toss all of them right over the top rope.  But hey loo on the bright side, the sooner I'm done kicking all of your asses, the sooner you can go and catch a case of the herp from that $20 hooker you’ve had your eye on, but needed that Pain For Pride bonus to actually buy. [/size]


[size=15]Now Theron Nicolas. You talk about the roll you've been on. Like I've said before, your only on a roll because we haven't been in the ring together yet. And when we do at Pain For Pride, the only thing that's gonna roll about you, are your eyes to the back of your head after I bitch slap you upside it.  You go on and on about how you squashed a few low end talents. Mother fucker I've been in the ring with legendary talents, still in their prime. Men like DeDeDe, Impact, Crash.  I sent Scott Oasis running for the hills. And more importantly, I've sent countless big headed, overhyped shits like you into early retirement. I'm the biggest thing going for Dynasty right now (especially since Tig Kelly is MIA). Yet in the two years I've been here, I've had only a single one on one title match, which I happened to win by the way. Every day since I've been passed up in favor of the flavor of the month, or saddled with some douche bag so that Monroe’s hand picked champions had a way to retain without beating me.[/size]

[size=15]That is gonna change this weekend when I dump you and 32 others out on to the alongside all the rest of the trash in this god forsaken state. I am going to win this battle royal, and the cherry on top is getting to see your face, when this ‘failure’ has his hand raised for all the world to see. [/size]


[size=15]Hey did anyone hear Lethal Consequences?  What's a matter sport?  I know an old dog like you really doesn't have much to offer, but don't be so glum. You and the rest Senior Circuit gang are getting that Pain For Pride Payday.  You get one last moment in the sun, and you get to be a guy who passed the torch to the future of this business. You get to have a stadium filled with people cheer “Oh hey, that's that one guy, and he's here tonight.”   [/size]

[size=15]And most importantly you get to have that moment in the match that people around the world will have their eyes glued to. When I toss your old, has been ass over the top, do you know how many likes that picture is gonna get?  Millions to say the least. Eliminating you, well that is gonna open the door to even more followers on social media. And defeating another former  world champion, is only gonna solidify my place as the next face of EAW. [/size]

[size=15]Same thing goes for you Scott Diamond. You're already done taking? What is the early bird special at the old folks home on? Now I know at your age you have to conserve the small amount of strength you have left, but really scotty? You're done already?  You finished quicker than you did with your wife in bed last night. And everyone is about as unsatisfied. If this is what you become now a days, than the mercy killing I'm giving you at PainFor Pride can't come soon enough. [/size]

[size=15]Say anyone heard from Harvey York? Or Carson Ramsey? Or well half the guys in the goddamn match? No? And no one really cares what any of those empty headed fucks have to say anyways?  No, just checking. They're  all probably busy trying to come up with an excuse for when I beat the crap out of all of them. Either that, or they're all trying to figure out where's the best place to lie low until I've won the battle royal and it's safe to come out. [/size]


[size=15]Oh god, Redneck Ralph just opened his mouth and started  spewing out all his ultra patriotic horse shit. You know I was hoping since we're so close to Pain For Pride, that Cody would have just kept his dumb mouth shut. But much like Forrest Gump, stupid is as stupid does. Cody now that you've said your piece, why don't you leave the discussion about who's gonna win this battle royal to the people with I.Q.s over 50. [/size]


[size=15]And Jon McAdams maybe you should get a few facts straight. See first I was on the go home show for burning Desire, it was the show where Lucas Johnson finally stopped ducking me (and threw Anthony Leonhart into my New Breed Championship match).  Now yes you were the hardcore champion (for a week) and you did pin the champion to get it (though Carson Ramsey should get the credit).  But this Weekend, it's a whole different ball game. At Pain For Pride, I'm not gonna let some snot nosed bastard or his bromance stand between me, and that contract. I'm not gonna let the guy who ran and hid from that Solomon whatshisface, be the one who keeps me from laying hands on all I deserve. With one victory I am going to erase all the bullshit that held back in the past. With one cash in of that contract, I will cement and vindicate everything I've ever said about being the greatest professional wrestler alive. You call it nonsense, I call it a promise. And if you don't like it, you can go back to playing hide the sausage with your buddy Mike Showman. So Jon why don't you do everyone a big favor. Why don't pip pip, cherri oh, and fuck right he hell off before I break that cane of yours off in your ass[/size]


[size=15]Kaise, just what makes you, or any of the other guys who just signed a contract, think that any of you stand a chance of winning this battle royal?  Where does this thought come from (besides a crack pipe)? You may be ten steps ahead of every one Kaise, but that's because you're headed in the wrong direction. See instead of just flying under the radar and maybe stealing an Elimination or two. You've made yourself the most pompous ass in this match (and considering who’s in this one that's saying something). You mumble all this ‘the world will know who the fuck is Kaise Boetius’ and really we all kinda got it figured out already. He's a complete jackass who thinks he's more deceiving and devious than anyone in the history of EAW. He's a teeny tiny little man who thinks he's gonna box with a wrestling god and somehow not get his ass beaten all over MetLife Stadium!  You had one match where you beat a guy with a losing record. If you think I'm impressed, think again. Let's see how you, or anyone else who's been here less than a month fare in two weeks. Let's see how many of you are left. I've seen a million guys like you Kaise. Riddler, Gambit, Jaden Zaxira, the list goes on and on. You know who's cut them all?  Me!  You know who sent every one of their overhyped, underdeveloped asses back to doing spot shows at flea markets? Me!  You know who's the one who has what it takes to still be here when guys who the suits got enamored and the. Bored with drop like flys?  Me!  I'm the goddamn iron man of this company simply because I don't tuck my tail and run like every other son of a bitch who thought they were hot shit has. [/size]

[size=15]I'm here because I've had a goal since I was a six year old kid, to be a world champion. Last year Kaise, you weren't even a wrestler. I am here because I will grind and grind, and grind until I hold that world championship in my hand and snap it on to my waist! [/size]

[size=15]Everyone, from Jonny Nova, to Sheridan Muller better start getting with the goddamn program. I'm not coming to get a nostalgia pop from the crowd like Scott Diamond. I'm not coming to promote a brand of EAW like the hot Asian chicks who don't know when to shut up. I'm not coming to find my place on the roster like Teddy Hilfiger. No I am coming to snap up that contract, because when I do, championship gold is as good as mine. Mine! Do you fuckheads understand?!  I don't care if you're a hall of gamer, or a goddamn newbie, you stand in my way, and I will hurt you. It doesn't matter if your name is Darkane, or Prince of Phenomenal, you step to be and I will embarrass your ass in front of 80,000 people live, and millions more around the globe watching on TV.  [/size]

[size=15]You all should be taking a page from Tig Kelly and El Ironico, because they've been hiding out in some dumpy dive bar, afraid to step into the ring with Mark Michaels. They've done it before, and they sure as hell never want to do it again. So all of you zip your lips, shut the fuck up, and while your at it, bow down before the man who will stand head and shoulders a over each and every one of you jackasses. [/size]

[size=15]Show some respect to the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero that is gonna mow down you mother fuckers faster than a machine gun!  Get yourself good and ready to be dominated from bell to bell, by the man whose combination of speed, strength, technical skill, and ring savvy have earned him the title of Perfect!  It won't matter if your the model of German efficiency, or the man with the silver swing, or whatever the fuck ONI’s nickname is, because whatever you are, your not better than perfect. All of you better get ready, because your all about to be face to face with the biggest star that EAW Has ever seen. The man who will lead as the face of EAW, and without a single doubt go down as the unquestioned, undisputed,  single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes! You all are about to see just what has earned me an army of followers from around the globe. You all are about stand in the ring across from the Social Media Champion of the world! You all are about to get an A-list ass kicking, courtesy of “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels.  Pain For Pride, that contract is mine, so all of you better start Picturing THAT!  [/size]


[size=15]#PainForPrideX #Mr.24/7 #EAW #InTheBag[/size]




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24/7 Battle Royal
Promo #5:

Debut match against Johnny Nova - W.
Second ever match contesting for the 24/7 Battle Royal - certified W
Third match - potentially cash in the SAME night... hehe

Maybe after all that is said and done at the Battle Royal, maybe I will just take a breather and just drive out to a local bar across the street. You don't really want me to cash in this clause on the same night, because not only will it prove that I am evidently the greatest non-athlete, yet is becoming an athlete, in the game, but it will prove that..

A) A lot of you blowers in the Royal are washed up.
B) A whole lot of you are definitely overrated.
C) A nicely, stirred combination of both A and B.

If and when I do win this Battle Royal, and unfortunately decide to potentially cash in the same night on some lucky sucker, well, I wouldn't know what else I could say anymore. As I look at the participants, they are all men and women that have been here clawing, bitching, moaning, and excessively bitched in order to get to this position that they are in now. I just an amateur who hasn't wrestled a day in his life, but yet I carry on this confidence that I have already won this match.

Now, why do I continue to carry on such confidence if potentially, the universe decides to screw me over and I somehow do not win the Battle Royal.

Let's not come to that conclusion, because imaging such a scenario would bring on unintended actions from me regardless of whoever wins. But, we are talking reality, and I am speaking real hard truth when I've repeatedly stated that I am going to win this match. You can shake your heads all you want, people who don't know me, because in due time, you all will be fascinated by my presence! The long wait, the prolonging question of "Who the fuck is Kaise Boetius", will finally be answered! You all just need to wait, relax, do some yoga or some sort, and just let time run its course. Just patiently wait.

It is completely understandable as to why people are scratching their heads up and down, thinking of the prospect of I, Kaise Boetius, winning this Battle Royal and potentially issuing my clause the very same night. According to history, it would be an extraordinarily rare feat if and when I managed to get the job done. And when it all happens, who would be the one to blame? Me? Oh I am certainly excused. It is you rosary-grabbing buffoons that will be wailing in tears, wondering once again in confusion why they have falling to a man who just entered his second ever match in EAW. To further state this once more,

"I am always ten steps ahead of everyone else."

I don't say the words that I say as a means of it being a facade, a gimmick or anything of that matter. It's just that I carry a different, optimistic approach compared to everyone else. From the things that I have seen within my life, after learning how life truly plays its magical tricks onto people, I finally know how to get the things that I solely want. It is a survival of the fittest in this world, and it will continue to be for an immense period of time. You either do all the talking that you can in order to mess and tamper with your foes, and once they are in their vulnerability is when you grab your weapon and strike, and you pounce and pounce on their body as if their skin was nearly impenetrable. But, since it's nearly and not completely impenetrable, you just continue to menacingly pounce and pounce relentlessly, enjoying every second of this ruthless assault, until at the very end, your prey can no longer walk around this cold Earth.

That is my mental approach, an approach that will very well be executed.

Now, do I despise everyone in this match? Probably not, unless you give me a reason why I should despise you. The reason why I say what I say in such a furious manner is because I don't want any of you to waste your time trying to seek glory from this match when I have repeatedly and excessively said that I am going to be the one who will win this match. You think I am not aware of the consequences of what I have said so far, if a possibility of me losing is hanged up in the sky? I know that there is a risk involved in everything, but I am not going to let that become a potential factor whatsoever. I will not accept defeat, because defeat is something that I have learned to embrace long ago--the defeat of losing my wife and daughter. Since then, it teleported me to a mental place where demons were suddenly summoned in order for me to face them. Carrying no weapon, having no strategy to combat these demons, I ran on full throttle and I never stopped. Did I get hurt in the process, absolutely, but that pain was deliciously needed in order to mold myself into the man that I am today. I am not only here for my family, but to prove a point... that if you want to be alive to accomplish your goals, you better be fit to do so, otherwise get the fuck out and let determined men step into the position.

I am going to go outside and enjoy some fresh air, maybe get a bagel and some coffee to stimulate my mind for the rest of the date. If you bloody sacks of shit want to continue throwing jabs, I will come out with a nuke and fully exploit you all who you really are. This is not a game that I am playing, I am not a character that pretends to be somebody that he is not. I am 100% natural, fortified with confidence, enhanced with wisdom and spirit, and amplified by the two people who keep me on my feet every day.

What is yours? "Oh, I just want to be a Champion so everyone can look up to me and---"

Pathetic.
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April Song

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Okay, so #5 took a little longer than I expected.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cVy8hPW9Kc7nI5S4DZdqh0EWJbQMkEltRt0ql4TQ5wM/edit?usp=sharing

Enjoy
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April Song

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Considering the pain in the ass it is at times to get stuff posted without a mod present as well as the main site being under construction, I'll post Google Docs links to the Empire Eight rankings for Empire here until the main site is running properly again or in the case I can't find a mod to post them.

#3 and #4 were turned into a combo edition: 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HEaGNZtWRvXJfyDQHgX2wf_Ra7xBpfoGfLUSkcLD8lw/edit?usp=sharing

#5 will be added shortly.
Topics tagged under 5 on Elite Answers Wrestling I_folderTopic: EAW Promoz!
showster26

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Burning Desire Promo #5


@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:


"You know I was gonna call it a night and get an early start tomorrow, but than some big, dumb, oafish looking mother fucker decided to talk his stupid fucking mouth off, and get me pissed. Now before I discuss said shrek looking asshat, I want to say something really quick to the other guy who has just been a pest to deal with all week. You know the pissant prick who fumble fucked his way to the chance of a lifetime. Anthony Leonhart, you know better than to speak when men are taking. So why don't you gather up your mangina, and head off to bed before I have to rip you to shreds like I'm about with this jackass Johnson.


Gee Lucas, you sure got a lot to say about my millions upon millions of friends, followers, and subscribers, who have made me quite a pretty penny. not that I need to tell anybody, because one look at me tells you everything you need to know about me. much in same way it does about. Oh BTW I can see the the Goodwill tag hanging off that 'expensive suit' you keep running your mouth about.

I'm not asking anyone to shed a single tear over everything I've been through in the past year plus. No, what I am doing is warning you and Anthony that you yourselves will probably balling your eyes out after I plant my boot so far up both your asses that I'll be using you as a pair of slippers.

You want to run your mouth about how you are the best wrester on the planet, we'll see how true that rings once the dust settles this Friday. We'll see exactly who is the New Breed Champion, and who's left staring up at the lights.

You see I'm not this 'New and improved' version of myself, no I still am what I have always claimed to be, PERFECT. You get that Luke? Does that tiny pea sized brain of yours, that rattles around in that fat, swollen head that sits on your shoulders, comprehend everything I'm saying to you? Or do I have to dumb it down for you liked they used to in special ed class?


You want to rail against all of my followers, but why don't you take a moment to stop and think about why they follow me? If that's too hard for you to figure out ( and judging from what I just said it is) than allow me to spell it out for you. See all the people who devote every single moment of their free time to seeing where I go, and who I'm with, and How I go about my way of doing it, they follow me because they have seen that in the ring I am the total package. I have everything you could ever want from a professional wrestler. I have the look, the skill, the charisma, and most importantly, I have the undeniable drive and determination to make sure that At Burning Desire, I will finally capture that New Breed Championship.


Now I see that you still have enough functioning brain cells to recognize me as an amazing talent, but when you say that I'm not every bit as good as you are, well I guess you got me there because I'm not... I'M BETTER! How much better? You'll find out in about 24 hours from now. Hopefully in that time you won't repeat the exact same things I just said like you did with the whole fifteen minutes being up thing. Lucas just try to understand that When I plant your fucking head in the mat, and the referee counts one, two, three, there won't be a doubt between you, me, and every single person who'll be packing the Barclay Center!

You want to try and end my career? Come at me bro, Take your best goddamn shot, because I promise you that just when you think everything is in the palm of your hand, WHAM! Your face is gonna get stuffed with my knee via a Screen Cracker #OuttaNowhere!

Go on and cling to the advice that Scott Oasis gave you, I'm sure you'll fare about as well as he did when he got booked against me (for the record he ran like a little bitch and I won in less than a minute). Keep

Do yourself a goddamn favor and shut your fucking mouth up before you stir me up even more, and I simply kick your ass right whenever and wherever you're standing. Because my patience with you has reached its breaking point, I simply cannot tolerate listing to you mentioning my name when you spew all that dumb shit out of your mouth. Why don't you go on and talk about Leonhart some more? Nobody likes that French fuck anyways (he's still French right? Like he didn't t suddenly become not French? How could he even do something like that?). Or better yet Lucas, why don't you just try shutting the fuck up and spare us all from having to listen to your mongoloid sounding voice again.



Do so and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave enough of you to make it to Pain For Pride. You know what that is Right Lucas? Is the biggest show of the year. It's where the absolute best (such as myself) come to prove themselves worthy of being immortalized forever as legends of this industry. It is the grandest stage where the greatest stand and cement their legacies. This year will see Mark Michaels make his Pain For Pride debut in what is sure to go down as the greatest moment in Pain For Pride history!


This is the beginning of a glorious golden age in Professional Wrestling, one that shall be the envy of every other era to follow it. This is the beginning ofThe Mark Michaels Era here in EAW, and with the biggest event in company history fast approaching, I couldn't think of a better way for it to kick off, than with a victory to claim the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Championship. This is my time now, and there is not a damn thing that anybody can do to stop it.

Because I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions from every Corner of the globe. The man who will do the impossible and shut up Lucas Johnson's trap once and for all! The man who will dominate The dominator, the man who will tame the roaring Lion (again), the man who will stand before a sell out crowd at the Barclay Center and proudly have his hand raised as the New Breed Championship belt is wrapped perfectly around my waist. The man who is the destiny of Dynasty, the future face of the industry, the man who is the brightest burning star that Burning Desire will see this Friday. The man who is without the tiniest shred of a doubt, the unquestioned greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots!


And after the dust settles on this triple threat match, the man who will lead the next generation as the New Breed Champion, the absolute picture perfection Mark Michaels! And wether you like it or not, you had better start Picturing THAT! #BurningDesire #EAW Dynasty"


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Mike Showman

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GRAND RAMPAGE #5

Really? Cheap victories? That’s what you consider my victories to be? But yes of course, of course you would think in such a nonsensical way! Of course you would try and dilute the effect generated because my victory by labeling it cheap because after all, those wins exposed your inabilities in front of everyone. The man whom they thought was a top tier superstar was shown to be nothing more than an inept and incapable piece of shit. So of course you would try to cover all up very quickly and mark it negatively and to be honest with you, I think this thing is actually going to work. Because all these idiots who call themselves your ‘fans’ treat whatever comes out of your mouth as law and so if you say my victory is cheap, they will repeat the same. If you come out one day and say that the Sun goes around the Earth, they are going to believe that too without even once considering the truthfulness of such a statement. I have told time and time again that you are only relevant because you sell yourself to the fans like a generic whore and once again it is proved to be true. Also, yeah, I have indeed bragged about my victory over you over and over again and you know why? It’s because that victory actually turned everything around for the People with Class. That’s not to say that we were irrelevant or anything because ever since our creation, we have cemented our names as one of the hottest groups in EAW history. The thing is, no matter where you go, there are always doubters, doubters who simply refuse to shut themselves up and always coming up with idiotic facts to back their doubts. So yeah, the People with Class had doubters as well, fat keyboard warriors who would get on the internet and write nonsensical shit but you know what? Ever since I humiliated you in front of everyone, no one has dared to say anything against us and you know why? Because I have proved that whatever I have been saying thus far about the People with Class is absolutely true. I have proved that I simply don’t say, I do and when I do, not even former champions are safe from me! So yeah, I brag about that victory a lot and will continue to do so in the future and if that seems repetitive to you, you can simply fuck off. But then again, you should never see that as an attempt to use your reputation in order to take my take my career further. That is absolutely ridiculous thing to say because firstly, I have a reputation of my own, a reputation built because of my talent and charisma. When you say “Leader of the New Generation”, people will immediately point at me, when someone asks about who the best young talent is Voltage, they will point at Jon and me because we have proved time and time again that no one in the so called ‘new generation’ can touch us. Hell, even some of the ‘not so new’ generation also fall flat before us and so, no, we don’t need your narrow spotlight Nasir. Instead, people like you need our spotlight, our fame in order to keep yourselves relevant. I mean, look at Aren, that guy who started to go down the irrelevant way became popular once again and all that because he faced a ‘best young talent’ twice and lost. Who knows maybe after a few months you will do exactly like Aren and try to bask in our spotlight. Yeah, I know that you will dismiss this almost immediately but the thing is, the fans who have kept you alive so far might very well find someone new to get behind. Because these people are famous for rejecting the old very quickly and grabbing whatever is hot and not everything can stay hot for a lifetime. But yeah, that is the future so fuck it for now. What matters now is the present and right now, the present is the Grand Rampage match. Nas, I know that by eliminating you, I will achieve nothing but the thing is, your elimination would be a satisfying event for me and so, I will be the one do it. I won’t let anyone else have that satisfaction!  So yeah, your dream will come to an end and that too at my hands and so, If I were you, I would start preparing a list of excuses that would come in handy to describe the loss at the Grand Rampage

Now before I am end this, I have more guy I need to address and his name is Ryan Marx. Now Ryan, why are you so mad at me especially since I have told the truth. I mean, I did not exaggerate any facts or make up things like Nasir Moore and so, why the bitterness towards me? Is it because you can’t handle the truth? Is it because you can’t handle the fact that no matter how many titles you win, you simply cannot be more popular than Mike Showman? Well to be honest, you shouldn’t really be mad about that because no one right now in EAW is more popular than Mike Showman. Ever since the People with Class started tearing the Voltage roster apart, our popularity has reached new heights and like I said to that little shit Nas, people have been trying to bask in our popularity by challenging us to random rematches from outta nowhere! And yeah, you are right, I am more than capable of standing toe to toe against you. In fact, I am capable enough to pick you up and throw you over the top rope and thus putting a swift end to your dream of main eventing Pain for Pride Ten no matter how much you try to summon that inner transformer in you and ‘transform’ according to the situations. Ryan, you talk about mind games but the thing is, you are looking at one of the masters of playing that game. I have told time and time again that while strength may not be my most powerful trait, I make it up by using my mind effectively and so trust me when I tell you, I do have an idea about the man I will be going up against at Grand Rampage. In fact, I have analysed each and every one of the competitors pretty well and so Ryan, if you thought you would take me by surprise in that match then let me tell you something, you just lost one of the biggest weapons in your arsenal. 
 
Now as for the others, guys like Moongoose McQueen, Chris Elite, Rex and others who are trying so hard to be considered as legitimate contenders for winning the Grand Rampage match, here is my advice, Moongoose, you need to get some sleep. Also, change your name to Mongoose because that shit is the right way to spell your name. Chris, you need to get some fresh air and while you are at it, please do get a life will you? Rex, dude, you seriously need to get laid. I mean, you have been at it like a machine ever since the week began even though you do not have a good chance of winning. So yeah, please get laid.
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Brian Daniels

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I Triple Dog Dare You

Due to the producers running out of insane ways to torture the remaining campers, they turned to the ousted campers for ideas. In this challenge, each camper will takes turns spinning a bottle that is attached to a board. Whichever ousted campers' face the bottle stops on determines the dare the camper will perform. If the camper takes their dare, they win a 'get out of dare' freebie. The camper can also inflict the dare onto another camper with the goal of eliminating them, but if the dared camper has a freebie, they can use it. At any time, campers can give each other freebies if they choose to. If a camper refuses to do a dare, they will be automatically eliminated from the challenge and the game.

Dare #1
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Matt Miles gets a dare from Azumi Goto.

Dare: Drink a blended puree of Chef's mystery meat.
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Matt Miles passes the dare to Mike Showman.
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Mike Showman completes the dare.


Dare #2
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Cailin Dillon gets a dare from Zack Crash.

Dare: Wear a baby outfit.
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Cailin Dillon passes the dare to Matt Miles.
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Matt Miles completes the dare.


Dare #3
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Mike Showman gets a dare from Jacob Senn.

Dare: Drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet.
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Mike Showman passes the dare to Cailin Dillon.
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Cailin Dillon completes the dare.


Dare #4
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Matt Miles gets a dare from Aren Mstislav.

Dare: Slap yourself multiple times.
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Matt Miles passes the dare to Mike Showman.
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Mike Showman completes the dare.


Dare #5
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Cailin Dillon gets a dare from Mortimer Gotch.

Dare: Have a bucket of fresh pig waste dumped on your head, then be shot out of a cannon into the pile of waste the bucket came from.
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Cailin Dillon passes the dare to Mike Showman.
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Mike Showman refuses the dare and is eliminated.

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Mike Showman loses.

He must walk the Dock of Shame and board the Boat of Losers.
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