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[size=15]Showdown Promo # 3[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I sit back here after an amazing day at the gym, and really reflect on everything that's about to happen in the not too distant future, all I can say is some people #CoughKAISEBOETIUSCough. Really need to learn when to keep their fucking mouths shut. I mean the nerve of this man, the fact that he would ever compare me to the pathetic peons in this company, shows just how out of touch he truly is. He says he really didn't need this match, I'm calling bullshit. If you didn't need it, you wouldn't have stepped between the ropes knowing that your ass could be set on fire (word is fire is something you don't have a great history with.), if you didn't need that ring of fire battle royal, you would have sat out on the sidelines and wouldn't have even bothered. Who did you out preform? Lucas Johnson, and POP? Hell I've been calling them both out for being way over rated for what seems like forever. And I know for a fact that there is no way in hell you could ever be thinking you out preformed me, hell even Nobi, the guy who won didn't outdo me in that ring. He would have been charbroiled if it hadn't been for that rat bastard Johnny Nova. So again I ask, who did you out preform last week?[/size]

[size=15]You say you've passed with flying colors on your start here in EAW, mother fucker you have a Losing record. Besides a win over Johnny Nova, you've been eliminated from the two battle royals, and lost that number one contenders match on NEO. And while we're on the subject of setting the record straight, you never carried me for a single second, in fact two weeks ago if it hadn't been for me your shoulders would have been pinned one, two, three in the center of the ring (much like they will this Saturday on Showdown). So I wouldn't talk too much about getting off to a great start, because aside from a win which you can attribute to me, your ass has been getting beaten from pillar to post just about every time you walk out to that ring. [/size]

[size=15]And whatever working accord we had is out the window? Fine by me. I've been leaving jackasses like you laid out in he middle of the ring staring up at the lights all by myself for years just fine. I won't be going easy on your ungrateful ass any more. This Saturday I am going to beat you right in the middle of that ring, and not only will you be the next to do so this week, but at Dia Del Diablo you, and the other three halfwit hacks are each gonna grilled like Texas BBQ. That's right, I'm putting each of you thru a flaming table, and moving on to bigger and better things. [/size]

[size=15]But don't think I'm overlooking you this week Kaise, you want to call me Inferior? My friend I am far from it. I am the man whose combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen can be described with only one word, Perfection! That's right, now I know that you'll probably come back with some bullshit that boils down to you saying ‘I'm a bad mother fucker, you better not mess with me.’, listen here pal i’ve retired more men than social security. I've been sending assholes like you running for the hills. I've beaten hall of famers, hell I even beat a man for custody of his child just to stick one to him! Don't walk around talking about how bad you are because I've been in the ring with men you couldn't even hope to compare to. I've Stared Methsulah in the eyes, I've wrestled with Hades the hell raiser, I've gone toe to toe with Eclipse Diemos, and all of them never wanted to deal with me again, because one ass whipping from me was enough to last them a lifetime. Kaise, this Saturday in the Pepsi Center, you're gonna see why Scott Oasis turned tail and ran, your gonna see the guy who took Zack Crash, HBG, and Y2Impact to their limits. You are gonna get the absolute best of Mark Michaels. [/size]

[size=15]So get ready, Because while I have stated that you showed some talent in the ring, make no mistake about it, you are never, ever, going to be better than perfect. You say you're a fighter, I say you're sloppy, everything you do in that ring just reeks of a rookie who barely knows a wristband from a wrist lock. This Saturday, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate the finer points of being in that ring with every suplex, strike, slam, and hold, till you end up catching a Screen Cracker to the face, or getting your head planted into he may via a Picture Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday, I'm gonna show you that the only thing you got right about Mark Michaels is that he will burn on forever as the brightest Star that this company will ever know. Yes h are about to see the skills that have won me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers who are. All just itching to see me beat the ever loving shit out of you from bell to bell! You're about to find out exactly why my followers have made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who will be coming to Dia Del Diablo with the intention of beating all four of you shit taking loudmouths so that he could save the National Elite Championship from the likes of Stark and Nobi. You are about to go toe to toe with the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between the ropes. You are stepping into the ring with greatness itself, Perfection incarnate. So when it's my hand being raised, and your ass taking the walk of shame back thru the curtain, don't say I didn't warn you so. Go on ahead and start to Picture THAT bitch![/size]

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