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[size=15]Showdown Promo #5[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know as I sit back in my hotel, I can't help but to think that I It's amazing to me how some people just don't know when to shut the fuck up and admit defeat. Johnny Nova is one of these people because no matter how many times he's gotten his ass beat, he keeps on yapping like there's no tomorrow. He doesn't know any of the guys who I put out to pasture, that's the fucking point asshole! You're just like the no name losers I've sent back to wrestling at flea markets and swap meets. You're just like all the others who talked a big game, and then ran head first into the wall they call Mark Michaels. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've sent jokers like you into early retirement, but I can tell you that every time I did, I was smiling ear to ear. Because I can't stand to see this company stained by shits like you Johnny. This is the home of the Elite, and I will do everything in my power to keep it that way. [/size]

[size=15]You get all hot over me telling off the pair of morons dumb enough to root for you, you keep trying to make it out as if I have something against the whole crowd. I have million upon millions of friends, followers and, subscribers, who worship the ground I walk on. so i don't really give a fuck if I ruffle the feathers of the few haters who show up every week. I am the most beloved superstar in EAW, regardless of what any of those peabrained jerk offs think. I am bigger than this company, I'm bigger than this sport, or at the very least I'm bigger than you and all your goofy looking bullshit gimmicks. You want to talk about my wardrobe, at least I'm shopping at the best designer brands for men who prefer the finer things in life, instead of the barging basement at the women’s section of Goodwill. [/size]

[size=15]You want try and toss me over the top tomorrow night, by all means step on up and I'll be glad to kick your ass all the way back to 8 mile road. You don't care about what I wear, or what I say, well after I wrap that National Elite Championship around my waste, you will. So will every other one of you overhyped underdeveloped dickheads. [/size]

[size=15]You want to talk about Survival, mother fucker you're looking at the Bear Giles of EAW. The man who has been here day after day, week after week. Most who walk thru the door have a shelf life of less than a month. I've been here two years and outlasted with every one of the guys who though they were the next big thing. I'm the ironman of EAW, I'm. The guy who keeps on tearing thru chumps like you. I'm the man who has worked everyday to become the top dog here in EAW. And believe you me, this dog is chew you up and spit you out like an old bone. [/size]

[size=15]So go ahead and keep drinking your own kool aid, keep buying into your own bullshit. When it's all said and done you'll end up on the losing end of things, just like you always seem to be. [/size]

[size=15]Tomorrow night, get ready to get your ass handed to you… again. Courtesy of the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, and #Hero who is gonna ram his fist down your throat and his foot up your ass. Tomorrow night you are about to see first hand what has made me the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots. It all goes down tomorrow night. That's when I'll stand with my hand raised high, so why don't you button your lips Johnny and start to Picture THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #RingOfFireBattleRoyal”[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I woke up this morning, my eyes shot open. Not because an alarm was blaring (I actually beat it by 20 minutes), not because I heard footsteps ( She was out like a light from last night). No, it was because the one thing that repeats in my mind, the thought that'll be waking me up every morning, and make me shoot out of bed and into the gym. The only idea that will run thru my mind again and again till I drift back to sleep. The one thing that my mind is dead set on winning this six man ring of fire battle royal, and going on to Dia Del Diablo. My all consuming goal, is to walk thru the fire and flames of five other contenders and step forward to get my shot at Stark. My only thought is being the last man standing in that ring, both this Saturday night and on July 29th, and rise about the smoke and ashes to hold that National Elite Championship in my hands. This is what has lit a fire under my hotter than hell and damnation. The chance to take hold of a title that should have been mine, to right the wrong that has relegated me the low end of the totem poll. To win not just a title, but vindication and validation of my entire EAW tenure, I am willing to jump right outta of the frying pan while the burners at turned all the way to max. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday night, Murrow wants a ring of fire? Well I'll be more than happy to bring the gas and the matches, you five assholes can be the kindling that's I’ll use to set the Mavrik Center on fire with Michaels fever! [/size]

[size=15]You got that Johnny Nova? What the hell have you been smoking?! First it was the tacky clothing, now this week you think you're an inspiration? Who the fuck would be inspired by a man who constantly comes up short, even when he has a hall of famer to carry him?! You talk about being a survivor, listen buddy nothing you went thru in that crack house you grew up in, can prepare your for the human demolition derbies I've been a part of. Glass Gauntlets, Hell’s Warpaths, and now this ring of fire battle royal. You can talk about surviving when you done all of that and put up with two years of being squandered by having to wrestle low level chumps like you! I'm a survivor here in EAW, I'm the ironman who keeps showing up week after week and stealing the show no matter where he is on the card. [/size]

[size=15]Johnny, You think that this week is gonna be the time you finally real thru that glass ceiling and do the one thing that has eluded you from the day you set foot in this company, win a match? Buddy, you repeat your bullshit about as much as Lucas Johnson does. In this ring of fire battle royal, you're not gonna rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, you're gonna be tossed out like an burnt and blackened turkey. You apologized to the two people who gave you some pity cheers last week, but have you apologized to me for The insults you hurled at me? Even though I kicked your ass up and down the arena last week, I'm still waiting. Just like I'll be waiting after shipping you back to the locker room via a first class ride in the end of my shoe (I would have sent you back to Detroit, but that city has it bad enough without you dragging it thru the mud with every time you mention that you grew up there)! This is EAW, ELITE Answer Wrestling, and there is nothing Elite about some area code dropping jackass, who's biggest bragging right is the fact that he LOST at Pain For Pride. When you actually get a victory over one opponent, than maybe I might take into consideration anything you have to say about winning this battle royal. Till then, step aside and let the man who has beaten hall of Famers and is the leader of this new era here on Showdown. Don't even think of trying the man who is the new face of EAW, because if last week wasn't evidence enough, there is no way in hell that your ass could ever be better than Perfect! [/size]

[size=15]And Prince Of Phenomenal, here you go yapping away again, maybe getting POPped in the mouth once wasn't enough for you to get it thru your thick skull that you just can't hang with the absolute best that this company has to offer. And I know your ego is about the size of Utah, but come on man, at least Johnny Nova had the common sense enough to recognize that I whipped both your asses last Saturday. He knew enough that it ain't a damn thing changing this week. Speaking of change, get with the times man. Your all Extremist this, and National Extreme that. It's a new day here in EAW, one that is about finding the absolute top of the top, the best of the best. This is now the home of the Elite, and when you talk about your that top of the line, all time great, you have to be taking about Mark Michaels. Because I'm not just some chump who walked in off the streets, I'm not just some overrated bastard who can't let go of the past and face the facts that that this company, and all these people from every part of the globe have moved on and have found a new idol to watch in awe of every time he steps into the ring. You think you're gonna end my career? Motherfucker Better men than you have tried, and I'm still standing. I've been in the ring with legends such as Mr. DeDeDe, Hades, Y2Impact, and Zack Crash. I sent Scott Oasis running for the hills, and no matter what he throws at me, Lucas Johnson can't be rid of me! If they couldn't take me out, what fucking chance do you have pal? This Saturday night I'm tossing you over the top rope and your body will go up in flames just like your entire comeback! [/size]

[size=15]You want to get back to the prominence you once held, I say you you had better start wising up and recognize the fact that you were in the ring with a talent whose skills and charisma will never be equaled. You should be honored that you got to step into my ring and pass the torch to the next National Elite Champion. [/size]

[size=15]Kaise, you've made a smart play, you've put the rest of the bitches on blast, but you've kept quiet about me. For that I commend you. See far too often these Michaels Envy suffering shits will speak from a place of jealousy, and I would have to put them back in there proper place. But you, your a lot smarter than that. Now while I appreciate the show of intelligence, don't think for a second that I won't send you sailing down to the floor ringside. It's a dog eat dog world, and every man is out for himself in this one. But I'll tell you what, you keep playing nice, and I'll take it easy on you, not much, certainly not enough for you to take advantage of my graciousness and screw me out of that title shot. But where I'm fixing to send a message to Stark with every Elimination, I'll let you leave with your head up on this one. The won't humiliate and embarrass you the way I'm gonna with Pop, and Johnny, and Nobi, and Lucas. I'm not gonna go out of my way to squash you like an insect. But believe you me, if you test me, if I even think your up to anything the least bit fishy with me, I'll toss you over and charbroil your ass faster than a fucking hiccup! But as long as you keep out of my way, well I'll let you have your time in This match. #Deal?[/size]

[size=15]And Nobi, why have you been so quiet? Where is this great prospect just itching to break thru and lay his hands on gold? Where's the guy who has been busting his ass week in and week out on Showdown? Are you stilled bummed that you fell flat on your face at the biggest show of the year? Or are you still crying because while I defeated a former champion and hall of famer, you were sitting at home in he couch watching the Mark Michaels era of showdown kick off in grand fashion?! Truth be told, I really couldn't give a shit where you are or what you're doing, you're pretty low on the list of guys who could challenge me in this match. And incase you don't hear to well maybe you should take a look back because I did call you out on not being a part of the first show of the new season. And while you're at it take a good look at what happened last week because as you may have heard I kicked the shit out of both Nova and POP. I got added to this match because unlike everyone else (besides Boetius) I won my matchup last week. Run Nobi, don't show your ugly face anywhere near my ring, trust me you don't want to, not in the mood I'm in. Hide away in what ever shit shack you've got in that hell hole you call a country.[/size]

[size=15]But for argument’s sake let's just say you show up Saturday and try to weasel your way to my title match. Well to put it plain and simple, I’m gonna see to it that you end up at home every week because I will End you in Ogden if it means I get to face Stark. I will plant your fucking head into the concrete outside, and send you Directly to concussion city. This isn't Dynasty, and the Mark Michaels who stood by patiently is dead and buried! I am out to take what's mine, I am here to wipe away all the missed opportunities, and silence any bullshit about wasted potential or just being all talk. I am here on Showdown to plant my flag at the highest peak of this company, and let the world see once and for all that Mark Michaels is everything he has ever claimed to be. This season is where my name is forever added to the record books. This brand is the one I'm taking over and using as a launching pad to top of the sport of Professional Wrestling as a whole! So do yourself a favor Nobi, stay quiet, and stay as far out of my line of sight as possible. [/size]

[size=15]And that leaves just one more. my old pal from Dynasty, Lucas Johnson. Didn't take you long to start yelling and ranting about how your the biggest thing on Showdown, just like I said you would. You’re on Showdown for all of a week and you bitched and moaned until you somehow got thrown into this battle royal. Personally it makes me sick to my stomach, You know why? Because it seems that every time, every single goddamn time I'm about to get what's coming to me, your fat ass always manages to somehow squeeze into my title matches. Well you know what Johnson, this time we're not playing on your terms. Your not a champion who can duck me till a week before a pay per view to accept my challenge (after you sucker punch me from behind and toss in a chump so you can slink away with the title of course). We're not in Hell’s Warpath where I took the best shots from every rat bastard son of a bitch who walked thru the curtain, and you get to pick up scraps like the fucking dog you are. This time Lucas, it's a whole different story. This time I'm the one with the big win, at a big show, while your ass just suffered, what was it? The fourth loss in a row? You're not the fucking man around here, and you don't have that hack Sebastian Monroe kissing your ass anymore! So while you keep stuffing your fat head with all these fantasies about how your gonna go down to the developmental show and go on to be a double champion, I'm gonna place just about every ounce of my energy into tossing you over the top rope, and finally getting a 300 pound monkey off my back! [/size]

[size=15]Face it Lucas, the bullshit facade you worked so hard to build up since Reckless Wiring, well it's done, over finished. People finally see that the great and powerful wizard of OZ, is just some fat ass behind a shit ton of smoke and mirrors. Get ready Lucas, because you and the rest of the bunch are about to see the genuine article. A true contender to the National Elite Championship. A man who people can be proud of when he has his hand raised high! The man who is the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to each and every Member of the EAW Universe. The man who will win this ring of fire battle royal, and send the dreams of all these pretenders to the throne up in smoke. [/size]

[size=15]The man who is without a doubt the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots, the brightest burning star this company will ever see, and the man who is saving the Showdown brand from mediocrity one match at a time. I am the absolute picture of perfection, and when the smoke clears, I'll be the number one contender to the National Elite Championship, so all you boy had better start Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #RingOfFireBattleRoyal.”[/size]

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