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[size=15]“You know something followers, it seems that every single time I try to clue some of the lower I.Q’s in the common locker room as to how they're all beneath me in the pecking order here in EAW, those same empty headed knuckle draggers tend to shoot their mouths off and make even bigger asses out of themselves. Case in point being Nobi, and Prince Of Phenomenal. Two of the most overrated acts that managed to net themselves contracts with company. I’m sure by now everyone has had a chance to hear these neanderthals grunt out something that would sound like an argument to anyone in their special needs class. But with every word that spills out of their mouths, it is just dripping with tension and passive aggression towards their teammates. Oh yeah, see while Nobi and POP (and I'm sure Ranger will be joining them soon) are busy trying their best to make it sound like there is any cohesion between them, we all see right thru it and know that their trying to one up each other in their own little pissing contest. Hell Nobi practically admitted as much the last time he opened his mouth and wasted five minutes of time that we’ll never get back. [/size]

[size=15]Instead of doing the smart thing (well the other smart thing, because both of them still haven't just dropped out of the National Elite Championship match.) they yammer on and on, every syllable another wedge driven between them. Meanwhile my teammates have more or less elected me captain of our team and as such they have given me every right and privilege to speak on their behalf in regards to this six man tag team contest. They allow the true star of he show to shine, because they know that not only am I the most charismatic man on the mic (or keyboard in this case), not only am I the best between those ropes, they know that by allowing me all of this precious screen time I can get their point across better than they can, I can keep us solid as a unit, and I can personally assure them a victory this week. Unlike how I can only assure them getting an ass kicking the next. [/size]

[size=15]Now I certainly realize some of you doubt the validity of my claims. Some of you are wondering just how in the world I could possibly claim that I'm gonna carry Lucas Johnson and Lance Hart to a victory. And granted it won't be easy with these two. But I can stand here confidently and proclaim Victory for team Michaels, because while every one can speculate about who has the edge physically, mentally there is simply no comparison. I mean I've already talked about how a sack of potatoes has a higher I.Q. Than all three of my opponents combined. But what about the other side of the coin? Well for your information you are looking at the man who played Brian Daniels better than the first chair fiddle in the local philharmonic! In one moment I managed to not only score a match where I could put an end to Kaise Boetius, but I got Daniels to fast track me right to the National Elite Championship. See while Nobi, and POP are running their mouths and fooling themselves into thinking they ain't gonna get run over like rat underneath a Mack truck, I'm already got the Perfect strategy on how to walk away with the W. while their out there puffing their chests out, I'm sitting back laughing. Because believe you me, the moment is gonna come where their too busy bickering with each other, and in that spilt second where they'll take their eyes off the ball, that's when I'm gonna put them down for the one, two, three faster than I could snap a selfie! This Saturday night, it's gonna be all too easy, same as it's gonna be inside that Elimination Chamber match. [/size]

[size=15]Now yes Nobi likes to brag about not getting pinned since the last time he got his ass handed to him. Guess what pal, you haven't been pinned since Dia Del Diablo, well neither have I. Look it up, MY shoulders haven't been counted out since well, to be honest I haven't been pinned at all this season. Oh sure driven thru tables, and tossed over the top, and even an occasional count out. But push come to shove, when my back is to the wall, there hasn't been a man who has gotten a three count on me! And there is not a chance in hell that you of all people are gonna be the first. How do I know that? Well considering that you don't have the balls to get pull out all the stops in a match where there aren't any rules, and I am, well that says enough right there. See what that means is that between the two of us, I'll always go that extra mile to get the win. Doesn't matter how high I have to climb or how low I have to sink, if it means winning, and more importantly, if it means winning championship gold, I won't have a second thought about it. So think long and hard about what that means if I decide to bash the few brain cells you have left out of your thick skull with the ring bell. Or if I should decide to shatter your ankle with a steel chair. Or more simply, your fists aren't gonna do you any good when a sledgehammer turns every bone In your hand to dust! Make no mistake about it, you may have gotten past Lucas without a weapon, but right now your in the water with a much hungrier shark. Your right in the den with a lion who will chew you up and spit you out quicker than a heartbeat. I am a man who conquers in that ring, while you just drift along. I take charge of the situation and grab my future right by the horns. You somehow manage to just eek by barely above irrelevance. That's why you got creamed by a stoned out his goard stark, that's why Your mentor left this company in a disgraceful whimper instead of a shining moment that would have stood for all time! That's why I'm gonna pin you right in the middle of the ring this week, the same as I’m gonna pin you next week in Lexington. [/size]

[size=15]And POP, you wonder why I haven't gotten any good around my waist. You wonder why I[/size]
[size=15]Haven't gotten a title reign here in my EAW tenure. But the question I would be asking, the one I would be most concerned about, is why whenever that National Elite championship needs a contender I'm the guy who's right there in the thick of the conversation. Whereever that title goes, I'm following right behind. I'll tell you why, because my talent in that ring is too good to be denied. My style in that ring is as graceful and dominant in a wrestling ring as Muhammad Ali’s was in the boxing ring. My technique is one that is unmatched and unparalleled by any other, least of all some paper champ who's too full of his own shit to swallow the fact that his days of holding my title are numbered! This Saturday you're gonna get a reminder of just how much substance I have in that ring. You're gonna feel the heat that's coming from the brightest burn star that this company will ever be graced by. I'll give you a point I'm not as good as you, I'm better in every conceivable way. Don't believe me? Go on and ask any of followers who have declared me the their undisputed Social Media Champion because I make the guys in the textbook look sloppy. And if you don't believe them than ask my haters a whose eyes are glued to every pic, vid, and status update, hopping that this will be the time that I fall flat on my face, only for them to be disappointed yet again. Rest assured POPS, there isn't another man who can do it all like I can. I can take it to the mat, I can brawl, I can give you a catch as catch can classic or a demolition derby in that ring. And no matter what the situation, no matter the stipulation, no matter what gets thrown my way by anyone fool enough to go toe to toe with me, I rise above it all, and walk away the worldwide trending topic. The guy whose name is on everybody's tongue while they're chatting at the water cooler. Saturday night, you want to see just what makes me so special? You should be a bit more careful what you wish for. [/size]

[size=15]And as for you Ranger, do yourself a favor this Saturday and just stand on the apron looking like the doofus you are. And pay close attention to the beat down I'm gonna lay on both of the numb nuts in your corner. Study just how I'm gonna dominate then from bell to bell, because after I get thru with them in Indianapolis, I'll be doing the same to you in Lexington.[/size]

[size=15]So all three of you better get ready because you are about to get a sneak peak of what's gonna happen inside that chamber when my hand gets lifted high. My foot is about to send all your asses a direct message, when it sends each and every one of you sailing thru the front door of the Bridgestone arena! Get ready because by this time in a few short weeks, there won't even be a question in your minds as to why I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who'll be the sole survivor in he National Elite Championship Elimination Chamber match! You will all soon have no choice but to start coming correct and recognizing me as Perfection incarnate, and hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. You all are gonna have to bow down before “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels, and like it or not you all will be Picturing THAT![/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“You know something followers, while I cherish being the undisputed champion of all social media, and being the absolute most popular athlete in EAW, as well as Professional Wrestling as a whole, there are times when having legions of rabid fans who would trade their right arm just to be I your presence as you pass by without even a second glance can have its downsides. Case In point, a few months ago I give a break and allow him to share my spotlight in my epic Showdown debut victory over EAW hall of famer and current National Elite champion, Prince Of Phenomenal, and now this scraggly looking mongrel can’t go five minutes without my attention. Kaise Boetius, your little plea for anyone, least of all myself, to give a rat’s ass about you has dried up the last of my patience, and struck the last good nerve I had left of you. But since you just refuse to not be a thorn in my side, since there hasn't been a moment in this season where you're not screwing me out of my rightful opportunities, since you didn't get the simple hint when I walked out on that tag team match a few weeks ago that I am done putting up with your ass, I once again have to take time out of my day to beat your ass from bell to bell and put you back in your rightful place with the rest of the curtain jerkers. This Saturday night, when that bell rings it won't be a match, it'll be more akin to wiping off a piece of toilet paper that got stuck to the bottom of your shoe. This won't be me giving the crowd a five star performance that my followers are accustomed to seeing from me. No, this will be me battering and bruising you like all the out swap meet mid carders I've dealt with in my career here in EAW. Since I couldn't just wash my hands of, and he done with you, I'm gonna have no choice but to crucify you in the middle of the ring. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know you're somewhere trying to hype yourself up. trying to think back to when you suplexed me thru a flaming table, remembering how you smashed the set of my worldwide trending talk show, and otherwise trying to recall a moment that didn't see me kicking the shit out of you, but really none of that is gonna matter. See this issue is now beyond a professional issue that could be solved with a simple 3 count. If it was, it would have been over and done with when I did exactly that just a few weeks ago. No this is becoming one of those issuers where if I don't nip it right here in the bud, it'll just grow and grow, and I'll stuck with you till one of us ends up in early retirement. So at this moment fuck wins and losses, fuck catch as catch can technique, and fuck everything in regards to athletic competition and Championship contention. This shit that's about to go down on Saturday night isn't a match, it's a goddamn fight, actually it's more like a mugging, because it's gonna be brutal, it's gonna be ugly, and it's gonna after it's all said and done it's gonna leave you as nothing more than my victim! You are gonna regret not letting me move on and walk away, you're gonna wish you had just left me be, because this now every strike, every slam, every piece of offense I have to offer, it's coming with bad intentions. For instance, say I've busted you open so bad with mounted punches that the ref has to stop the match for excessive blood loss, and after I refuse to stop pummeling your split skull and the he Disqualifies me, it will all be worth it because it will mean I no longer have to deal with you. Or say I was to lock you in a guillotine, and choke you out till your blue in the face, well short of being dragged away by either the cops or the orderlies, I might not see a point of letting go of that hold. The point I'm trying to get across here is that this match will be your ultimate end. Because I’ve reached the point where having to deal with you week in and week out is more of a headache than it's worth. So Saturday night, you bring your ass down to that ring, you step thru those ropes, and you're gonna get beaten worst than a fucking dog! [/size]

[size=15]This is fair warning, so don't come crying about it after I do every goddamn thing I said I would. Let this ass whipping be the last you ever see of me, because whatever little I leave of you won't survive another go around with me. That is the level of pissed off you’ve managed to bring about within me. Congrats Kaise, because Of all the flea market fucks I've bitch slapped back to whatever hole they've managed to crawl out of, you've managed to irate me to the point of where I’m coming to prove that I'm the finest product this sport has ever crafted, no, in coming to see to it that you never show your ugly face in an EAW ring ever again. You stirred up a hornet’s nest, you poked the bear, and right now you're staring a bull who's about to run right over you with out a moment of mercy, right in the fucking eye! I'm putting an end to you, before you fuck with my career any further. I'm kicking your ass so hard, it's gonna hurt just thinking about trying to get some payback for it. I am squashing this come Saturday night, because I have bigger and better thing beckoning me. There are greater chances at glory and infamy here in EAW, and I won't let them pass me by because the match makers decided to appease your temper tantrum throwing ass![/size]

[size=15]I’d say you won't know what hit this Saturday night, but you'll know without a shadow of a doubt that it was the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero who is gonna kick your ass all the way to Mount Rushmore and back! The man who is hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between those ropes. The man who skills and charisma are unmatched by any other. The man who's combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen has garnered him an army of followers across all of social media who have recognized my natural greatness by declaring me their Social Media Champion! The man who is perfection incarnate, and the man who is about to teach you never to screw with “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels, so Kaise go on and Picture THAT! [/size]

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[size=15]“You know something, this first months here on Showdown has been a bit of a rollercoaster already. I've added another hall of famer to the ever grown list of men I've vanquished in the rig. I’ve proven that I'm still a step quicker both on my feet and in my head than these upstarts like Johnny Nova and Kaise Boetius. But once again I was denied my opportunity at greatness. Once again I was kept from my rematch for the National Elite Championship, and now again I find myself having to lug around a partner I don't like, find a way to coexist with him, and keep his screw ups from costing me a match. It's a challenge yes indeed. It's an almost Herculean task that I'll have to accomplish this Saturday night. Why you might ask? Why, when I could just phone it in, and not even bother waking out to the ring. Why, when I can go the Lucas Johnson route and just flap my gums about how I got lucky six months ago to win the New Breed title and thus should be getting a shot at Stark. Why, when I could be taking the night off to heal up from being suplexed off the top rope thru a table that was set on fire! Two reasons. First I don't half ass anything. I give every last ounce of blood, and sweat I have in my body each and every time out. There's no less effort given on my part no matter who I'm in the ring with. From guys like POP and Nova, to DeDeDe and Scott Oasis, I leave it all[/size]
[size=15]In that ring, because for me there is no tomorrow. There is no fight more important than the one I'm right in the middle of. There's no holding back. When I go out there, I do all that I need to, to make damn well sure that everyone knows that they are seeing the best in the world, giving the best of himself. [/size]

[size=15]The second reason is because I am destined for great things here in EAW. Title wins, marque match ups, my face on EAW Ice Cream Bars (available at fine grocery stores nation wide). That's what's laying in store for me. That's what is just up ahead along the road. Besting the most dominant tag team in recent history is a hell of a feat to most men, for me it's par for the course. It's what's expected of me from the management, it's what's expected of me from my all my followers, it's what I expect of myself. So will beating the High Rollers in what can very easily become a 3 on 1 handicap match be a challenge? Yeah you bet. But it's one that I am more than game for. It's moments like these that I love because when I do it, when I have my hand raised in victory, it'll be another great chance to tell all my haters those words that every man, woman, and child love uttering. It'll be another chance to say, I told you so. Yes just like I told everyone that I would beat Scott Oasis quicker than I could snap My fingers, and just like I told Prick of Phenomenal that I would do the same to him, I am saying to everyone who is reading this, that I will overcome the odds and pin Ripley and Davidson 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring. And in a single match I'll not only have beaten one champion, I'll have beaten two. And with that win, Brian Daniels will have no choice but to give me everything I desire on a silver platter. Money, my face on every billboard, and most importantly Championship gold fitted around my waist. All of it is mine for the taking. All I need to do is dispatch with the short sighted, Michaels envy suffering bastards in my way. [/size]

[size=15]Now some of you might be out there saying ‘yeah, yeah, we've heard this all before’. To all you doubting dickheads out there I'd like to say shit the fuck up. Good things come to those who wait, and since I am Perfection incarnate, it just takes a bit for everything to be in a place where it doesn't get any bigger, or better. Yes, when my time comes, rest assured that there will never be another one like it. When my moment in the sun arrives, nobody will ever shine brighter. Because that is the kind of man I am. That is why I'm the only one here in the entire company worthy of carrying all of EAW on his back. I am the man who people will think of whenever you say the word Wrestling. I am the icon of his industry, the face of the sport. I'm he one who possesses the skills, the determination, the charisma, and the physical endurance necessary to bare the torch and no just keep it burning, but using it to blaze a new trail for future generations to follow. That's what I am doing, and beating those two low life degenerates, is gonna be a great first step. With that victory, I'll take a giant leap in climbing this mountain they call Elite Answers Wrestling. With this win, it'll be another brick into making this company the house that Mark Michaels built. [/size]

[size=15]So Jack, David, don't take this beat down too personally. And Kaise, try not to catch a case of the feels for me this time. Because what's happening this Saturday night is all business. What's going to take place from the second I step thru the curtain to the roaring cheers of all my Friends, Followers, and Subscribers in Barcelona, to the moment that bell rings, well that's all just me doing what I gotta do to get what I'm due. I'm getting mine, and if I gotta kick the crap out of you so be it. If I leave an ever lasting boot print on each of your asses, well then hey, that's what I got to do. I am a man who is worshipped by men and women from each and every part of this world and you boys are gonna lean first hand exactly why. You're both in for an top shelf, A number 1, top of the heap, routing from bell to bell. You both get see what exactly has made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the Hashtag Hero that won't stop till everyone falls in line and recognizes just who is really the alpha male here in EAW. The head of the pack. You, and all the rest of boys in the back are gonna to start coming correct whenever you are in the presence of the brightest burning star that EAW will ever know, and the single greatest professional athlete ever to step between the ropes. From here on out You are all gonna start learning to show respect to your undisputed Social Media Champion, Picture Perfect Mark Michaels, and by the time we’re done on Showdown, you will[/size]
[size=15]Be Picturing THAT![/size]

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[size=15]Dia Del Diablo Promo #4[/size]

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[size=15]“You know it just never ceases to amaze me. the fact that any damn fool can yammer on and on about himself till he’s blue in the face. Especially when their either over the hill, or tripping over their own feet. Whenever I hear a simpleton run his mouth from sun up to sun down, the only thing I can do is shake my head, laugh it off, and then beat the living shit out of them for disrespecting my natural perfection. [/size]

[size=15]That's what I do, I put people in their proper place, from every comment on social media, to every word I speak on a microphone, to every beat down I dish out every single week on Showdown, I let people know where they belong in this world. Now some (such as myself) are above others because they possess greater amounts of talent than others. And the rest (such as the four stooges I’m facing Saturday night) serve only to either bow down and recognize our greatness, or drift along blissfully unaware of how truly insignificant they are, all the while puffing out their chest and taking up how they're hot shit. It seems that their isn't a week that goes by where this isn't the case, some halfwit runs his mouth, and I have to smack him around for a while till he comes back to reality. Wash, rinse, repeat. [/size]

[size=15]Oh sure some of these jackasses get an extra moment or two where they can keep their heads in the clouds, but in the end, the guy with the superior skills in that ring, always comes out on top. So make no mistake about it, when the bell rings this Saturday night, and smoke clears, the dust settles, and every other turn of phrase is said, I'm the one will be standing tall. [/size]

[size=15]Yes I will POP, see while you don't think of me as a threat, I've battled men who you wish you could be, took their best shots, and threw a few right back at them. I’ve been here for two years tearing thru chumps like you who thought that just because they were hot shit five years, that it somehow means they're not broken down and washed up. You talk about people walking on egg shells whenever they're around you in the locker room, well step right up to your face and knock your goddamn lights out! I don't respect you, and I sure as hell don't fear you, because when you've been thru Hell’s Warpath, and stared Hades straight in the eye as he makes his way to the ring. When you've taken on hall of famers like Y2Impact and Mr.DeDeDe in a glass Gauntlet match, when you've been went thru hell and back to earn a bit of respect from the people who matter in this company, no past his prime prick is anything close to threatening. See I don't really care if you snap or not, I don't really care about anything you do at save for when you talk shit about me, and I need to remind you about whose the top dog in this company nowadays. After I beat you (again, because Tag Matches DO count) you'll have no choice but to get in line, and join all the other haters who are gonna have to kiss my ass when I stamp my name for that National Elite Championship match. [/size]

[size=15]You talk about leaving in a better position than you entered with. There is zero chance of that happening at Dia Del Diablo. When we face off, I'm gonna prove that I'm not like any of these flash in the pan fucks. I'm the ironman of EAW because I've been grinding and scratching and clawing my way to get this chance. And there is no way that some old nostalgia act who doesn't even know that A.) he's wrestling for a title shot and B.) doesn't even know the name of the fucking belt he's chasing after, is gonna fuck it up for me. This Saturday I Guarantee that you’ll exit not with a bang but with a whimper. When I drop your ass thru that table, I'll show you that I'm the biggest thing in this company here and now, Maybe then you'll get it thru your thick head that There's nothing, and no one better than me because there's no such thing as being better than Perfect! You will find this out be hard way, when I send your legacy and your body up in smoke. [/size]

[size=15]And Kaise, what the fuck are you smoking/snorting/freebasing that makes you think you're even half a step ahead of me. So let me get this straight, you intentionally lost matches, because if somehow me, or Nobi, or Nova lose another it means you won? I think you need to get your head checked their buddy, maybe all hits to the head I gave you last week got to you. That's to be expected when you just suddenly change from being a stiff in a suit who never fought a day in his life, to trading bombs in the middle of the ring with someone who wouldn't give two shits whether or not you get so concussed that you can't even stand straight. You're calling this a war, well the best one to compare it to is Grenada, cause I'm ending this sooner than it started. You want to see my dreams crushed, and everything I've spent my life in devotion to burn right down to the ground? Get in line, cause there's a whole locker room of Michaels envy suffering shits like you who want the exact same thing. And just like every single one of them, I'm gonna beat your ass time and again until I get bored, and do the same to the next in line. [/size]

[size=15]So do yourself a favor Kaise, when I'm done beating you from pillar to post, and I go on to have an incredible run as the National Elite Champion, don't go around bitching a moaning that I didn't give you fair warning, or that you just took me too lightly. Because I've already beaten you once, and I'll be more than happy to beat you again and again. You step on up, I send you right back down. You try to test me, and you’ll get knocked right down on your ass. You are dealing with a top tier, once in a life time talent, the Jordan, the Babe Ruth, the Joe Montana of pro wrestling. And you should be thankful for having the opportunity to share time in the ring with me. You keep asking if this is my time to break out, you're goddamn right it is! Not only am I going to shatter that glass ceiling you keep mentioning to smithereens, I am going take down every last one of bastards who have been ducking me, and rise above all of them, till I'm the only one standing at the top of the EAW mountain. You said it yourself, I'm the favorite to win this match, maybe you should think about just why that is. [/size]

[size=15]And Johnny Nova, just because you went down to the Minor leagues, and finally won a match, doesn't mean jack shit when you stand against the league MVP. Beating a few dipshits by sheer luck, doesn't impress me. Call me when you've faced someone with someone who has some modicum of talent. Till then keep your your fucking mouth shut, before I decide to hurt you worst than I already am at Dia Del Diablo. Because what's worst, being a ‘momma’s boy’, or getting your ass handed to you by one? Sunday Morning you're gonna know with out a doubt that Mark Michaels is the genuine article of in ring perfection. He's no fraud, he's the real deal, when it comes to sending good for nothing bastards like you back to the Ghetto via a first class seat in the end of my boot. I'm gonna knock you so hard upside the head, that mongoloid looking beard will go flying into the fifth row. [/size]

[size=15]So keep telling yourself that you're “machismo” will keep you from getting beat down like there's no tomorrow. Johnny, not a damn thing is gonna keep me from outright embarrassing you from the second that bell rings, till the moment arrange a meeting between you and the flame coming off the table! Nova, when you get carted off in a stretcher, maybe you'll understand why you should have never screwed with Mark Michaels. Or at the very least, you'll learn not to sucker punch a man who can and will end your career in split second. [/size]

[size=15]And that just leaves Lucas coming in last (kinda like every foot race your fat ass has ever been in). You know for some reason I can never figure out can have managed to have your head rammed so far up your ass that you think that deserve a goddamn thing just for showing up. I mean you keep getting all your facts twisted, saying one F-5 had me down for the count. Last I checked I'm still here and ready to beat you up and down the I-35. Or how you single handedly eliminated me from the Hell Warpath to win the New Breed title. Las I checked it took a chokeslam, a chokebomb, a shot to the nuts with a cane, a dozen body blows with brass knuckles, a kimura, and an F-5 to put me down in that one. Oh and you had the advantage of not having to even bother with half the match because you were the last guy to walk out thru the curtain. This time, thing are different, for one, you'll have to look me in the eye from bell to bell. There won't be any last minute entrances, or blindside attacks after I've dispatched with one of the pathetic peons who couldn't hope to touch me in that ring. And that includes yourself Lucas, because whether you can admit it or not we both know that I've already far surpassed you. I've always been the better between the two of us, and I've always called you out on all the bullshit you constantly spout off. Bring your best shot Lucas, throw everything you got at me, because I don't want to hear your moaning when I send you to the back with yet another scratch in your loss Column. This time Lucas there is no getting around me. You are gonna have to beat me, and to do that you’re gonna have to stand in front and face me. And to do that you are gonna have to find enough manhood about you, to take on the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots! You talk about waking us to reality, Sunday morning I'll be waking up to being the number one contender to the National Elite Championship. And you'll be waking up to that one little fact that you've been in denial about for the last six months, Mark Michaels just better than you are, have been, or ever will be. [/size]

[size=15]So come on down because you are about to dance with the Devil in Dallas. You're all about to see the rise of the brightest burning star that this company has ever been graced with. You are all about to witness the rise of the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who’ll not stop till he walks out holding gold up over his head. At Dia Del Diablo, I will be bringing the heat in this flaming tables match. I will come out like a house of fire from the moment I step thru that curtain. This Saturday night all four of you get to figure out that when you play with Mark Michaels, you're gonna get burned. So go ahead and Picture THAT![/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo # 3[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“As I sit back here after an amazing day at the gym, and really reflect on everything that's about to happen in the not too distant future, all I can say is some people #CoughKAISEBOETIUSCough. Really need to learn when to keep their fucking mouths shut. I mean the nerve of this man, the fact that he would ever compare me to the pathetic peons in this company, shows just how out of touch he truly is. He says he really didn't need this match, I'm calling bullshit. If you didn't need it, you wouldn't have stepped between the ropes knowing that your ass could be set on fire (word is fire is something you don't have a great history with.), if you didn't need that ring of fire battle royal, you would have sat out on the sidelines and wouldn't have even bothered. Who did you out preform? Lucas Johnson, and POP? Hell I've been calling them both out for being way over rated for what seems like forever. And I know for a fact that there is no way in hell you could ever be thinking you out preformed me, hell even Nobi, the guy who won didn't outdo me in that ring. He would have been charbroiled if it hadn't been for that rat bastard Johnny Nova. So again I ask, who did you out preform last week?[/size]

[size=15]You say you've passed with flying colors on your start here in EAW, mother fucker you have a Losing record. Besides a win over Johnny Nova, you've been eliminated from the two battle royals, and lost that number one contenders match on NEO. And while we're on the subject of setting the record straight, you never carried me for a single second, in fact two weeks ago if it hadn't been for me your shoulders would have been pinned one, two, three in the center of the ring (much like they will this Saturday on Showdown). So I wouldn't talk too much about getting off to a great start, because aside from a win which you can attribute to me, your ass has been getting beaten from pillar to post just about every time you walk out to that ring. [/size]

[size=15]And whatever working accord we had is out the window? Fine by me. I've been leaving jackasses like you laid out in he middle of the ring staring up at the lights all by myself for years just fine. I won't be going easy on your ungrateful ass any more. This Saturday I am going to beat you right in the middle of that ring, and not only will you be the next to do so this week, but at Dia Del Diablo you, and the other three halfwit hacks are each gonna grilled like Texas BBQ. That's right, I'm putting each of you thru a flaming table, and moving on to bigger and better things. [/size]

[size=15]But don't think I'm overlooking you this week Kaise, you want to call me Inferior? My friend I am far from it. I am the man whose combination of speed, strength, and technical acumen can be described with only one word, Perfection! That's right, now I know that you'll probably come back with some bullshit that boils down to you saying ‘I'm a bad mother fucker, you better not mess with me.’, listen here pal i’ve retired more men than social security. I've been sending assholes like you running for the hills. I've beaten hall of famers, hell I even beat a man for custody of his child just to stick one to him! Don't walk around talking about how bad you are because I've been in the ring with men you couldn't even hope to compare to. I've Stared Methsulah in the eyes, I've wrestled with Hades the hell raiser, I've gone toe to toe with Eclipse Diemos, and all of them never wanted to deal with me again, because one ass whipping from me was enough to last them a lifetime. Kaise, this Saturday in the Pepsi Center, you're gonna see why Scott Oasis turned tail and ran, your gonna see the guy who took Zack Crash, HBG, and Y2Impact to their limits. You are gonna get the absolute best of Mark Michaels. [/size]

[size=15]So get ready, Because while I have stated that you showed some talent in the ring, make no mistake about it, you are never, ever, going to be better than perfect. You say you're a fighter, I say you're sloppy, everything you do in that ring just reeks of a rookie who barely knows a wristband from a wrist lock. This Saturday, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate the finer points of being in that ring with every suplex, strike, slam, and hold, till you end up catching a Screen Cracker to the face, or getting your head planted into he may via a Picture Perfect. [/size]

[size=15]This Saturday, I'm gonna show you that the only thing you got right about Mark Michaels is that he will burn on forever as the brightest Star that this company will ever know. Yes h are about to see the skills that have won me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers who are. All just itching to see me beat the ever loving shit out of you from bell to bell! You're about to find out exactly why my followers have made me the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero who will be coming to Dia Del Diablo with the intention of beating all four of you shit taking loudmouths so that he could save the National Elite Championship from the likes of Stark and Nobi. You are about to go toe to toe with the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots and step between the ropes. You are stepping into the ring with greatness itself, Perfection incarnate. So when it's my hand being raised, and your ass taking the walk of shame back thru the curtain, don't say I didn't warn you so. Go on ahead and start to Picture THAT bitch![/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #Saturday #EAW #FUKB[/size]

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[size=15]Showdown Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:[/size]

[size=15]“Well followers here I sit, just about ready to kick back and enjoy an amazing Independence Day that I have planned. A day where we celebrate our freedom from England, much like I am celebrating my freedom from Dynasty. Tomorrow people all across the nation will be sipping beers and eating BBQ, but for each and every one of my friends, followers, and subscribers across all of social media, they know that the real fireworks will happen this Saturday night, when in my Showdown debut, I blow the roof off the Dream Style Arena when I step out on the stage. The building will be packed to the rafters with my fans cheering and chanting my name, and when I have my hand raised after that final bell has rung, it'll be the most retweeted moment of the week. It'll be bigger than #Covfefe! And with this win, We can officially kick off the Mark Michaels Era of Showdown. [/size]

[size=15]Now sure there are some haters out there who are trying to bring me down by talking a bunch of bullshit about how I've been thrown to the sharks, and I'm on the brand where I have to compete with the some of the best talents in EAW today just for a spot on the roster. Well to them I say, I more than welcome the challenge of hanging with guys like Lannister, and Tiberius Jo… the fourth. I do so because that first word in EAW is Elite. You have to be the best of the best, the top of the top just to be here, and I guarantee that come hell or high water, Each and everyone of these Michaels envy suffering sons of bitchs are going to recognize me as the absolute best that this company has ever seen. No one before me could ever compare to me, and no one ever will. This Saturday night marks the beginning of Showdown being an absolutely PERFECT show.[/size]

[size=15]Now despite my best intentions to make every Saturday night, must see. There are still a few jackasses who aren't getting with the program here. One of them just happens to be some dumb fuck whose been hitting the coke, molly, acid, and hypno told wayyyyyy too hard. That moron in a cowboy hat Ross Vegas… I mean Johnny Nova. But now that I think of it, Johnny does seem like a cheep, poorly made imitation, or a ‘knock off’ if you will. He loud, and gaudy, and to the untrained eye, can pass as a quality product for about 30 seconds. But when you take a good look at how he preforms, and you put him to the test, you see him fall apart at the seams faster than fucking hiccup. [/size]

[size=15]I think that getting his ass handed to him week after week has finally gotten to ol’ Johnny. I mean I can barely make out half the shit this guy is taking, and whatever I can make out of that cockamamie voice he's putting on, it makes guys in the looney bin think what the fuck is wrong with that guy. Too sweet to be sour, how bout head too far up his ass with all the gimmicks. I mean the tacky 80s sunglasses, and I've already mentioned the stupid looking hat. It's like you're so desperate for someone, anyone, to notice you, that you're just throwing all the crap in your grandmother’s closet up against the wall and seeing what sticks. [/size]

[size=15]You wanna talk about Saturn and Venus? Well call me an Astronaut, because this Saturday night my boot is gonna be planted square up Uranus! [/size]

[size=15]Johnny, do yourself a favor and see a shrink. Maybe they can find something to help with this case of ADHA you've suddenly developed, and you can go from being this loud mouth jackass in bright colored tights who makes all these wild claims and spits random words out as fast as he can. To right back to being loud mouth jackass in dark colored tights who knew his fucking place on the food chain. This Saturday night I'm gonna knock some sense back into your head, and after I plant your skull into the canvas maybe you'll start thinking clearly enough to never speak another ill word of your Social Media Champion. [/size]

[size=15]And POP, why so quiet? Don't tell me your just gonna show up to get pinned and paid. (Well tbh you always were because there's not a snowflake’s chance in hell of you beating me.) if all you're coming down to Albuquerque to do is lay down on your back, and pass the torch the new leader of the showdown locker room, than by all mean do so. You'll be saving yourself the ass kicking that so many others in your position have gotten. I can't tell you how many of these ‘All Time Greats’ show up for two weeks, get their asses beat, and remembered why they called it a career in the first place. But you simply having the class and dignity to spare what little respect and nostalgia your career has left, well it takes a wise man to do so. [/size]

[size=15]But in case you start getting that funny itch, and try to screw around with me on Showdown, know that I will not hesitate to end you. In one single moment, I'll ship you back to early retirement. You test me in that ring, and you're gonna fail, because hall of famer or not, there's not a man, woman, or child, who is better than Perfect! [/size]

[size=15] Come at me bro, I've taken the best shots from everyone from Tig Kelly, to Mister DeDeDe, to Zack Crash, and many more. And while most men wouldn't have the balls to keep coming back from the wars I've wrestled, the demolition derbies I've seen in a ring, I'm still right here. I'm still battling thru the best this company can offer me, I'm still just a Screen Cracker away from Championship gold. And I am not about to be shoved to the bottom of the barrel because some quitter saw his gig as a massage therapist who gives free happy endings wasn't paying his mortgage. No, I am about to add another name to the resume, another win over a man who couldn't see the future standing right in front of him. [/size]

[size=15]It's my time now in EAW. It's my season, year, millennium, it's my goddamn forever! I am taking this brand by the goddamn throat, and it doesn't matter who likes it or not. because I am the unquestioned, biggest thing to ever grace not just this brand, not just This company, but the entire sport of professional wrestling! I have more likes on one of my Facebook post, than EAW has subscribers to the goddamn network! I'm the brightest burning star, I'm Twitter Trendsetter, I'm instagram icon, I'm the fucking #Hero and each and every one in the back better start wising up! [/size]

[size=15]I am hands down, the single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes. And from the second that bell sounds, both Johnny Nova, and Prince Of Phenomenal, are going to be torched in that goddamn ring. So both of you had better start getting to Picturing THAT! [/size]

[size=15]And Kaise, try not to screw up my debut, my followers hate it when Some jackass cost me a match. [/size]

[size=15]#EAW #Showdown #Saturday”[/size]

[size=15]52,000,000 users liked this. [/size]