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[size=15]Showdown Promo #1[/size]

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[size=15]“At the ‘command’ of our egregious Showdown General Manager, Brian Daniels, I am for another week despite my best attempts, stuck having to deal with that Jackass Kaise Boetius. The man who has done every from ride my coat tails, to attack me from behind, to everything else you could possibly do to piss me right the fuck off! So when you toss him to me in a street fight, it's a lot like a steak being tossed to a starving lion. Oh that's rights, see I tried to do this peacefully Daniels, I tried to do this in a way that wouldn't make me tear that fuckhead limb from limb, I tried to do this without having to end this man’s career. So when HIS lawyers start calling, and threatening to sue for the lost wages, just know it'll be on you, his blood is on your hands because you made this happen! And what's more to give me that extra little spark of motivation you did the worst thing possible for Kaise’s well being, by essentially making this a number one contender’s match for the National Elite Championship. So that gives me all the more reason to put that fucker down once and for all! You better run a disclaimer for the excessive violence that the people watching are gonna see! Because this isn't gonna be one of my technical master pieces, this won't be me entertaining an arena filled to the brim with my followers, this will be a public execution. Because I have put up with all of Kaise’s bullshit for far too long. [/size]

[size=15]And So after months of being obsessed over, stalked, harassed, having my property destroyed, being assaulted, and seemingly being weighed down by that dead weight mad man Kaise Boetius, it finally comes to an end between us. What are the words I'm looking for? Free at last! This Saturday night I am free. Free from ever having to deal with a low end curtain jerker like Kaise. Free from having to deal with his crush over me. Free from having to spend my Saturday nights with him in the ring each and every week! I'll be free of Kaise Boetius, because this Saturday night I'll be free to whatever I please to that rat bastard son of a bitch. If I want to bust his head wide open with a glass selfie stick (#HOG2015), it's fair game. If I want to smash his knee with a steel chair, and till he's a cripple, well that's perfectly fine. This Saturday I am free, no leashes, no holding back, to make Kaise suffer for all the indignity I've had to bare since the day I got stuck carrying his no talent ass in. That tag team match at the beginning of the season. I finally get to wash my hands clean of the muck I've been handed for the better part of four, long, and trying months. This Saturday night, I get to wipe away the shit stain on this company’s ass, and in the process, finally get my long deserved National Elite Title Match. [/size]

[size=15]That's right my dear followers, yours truly is on his way to finally, FINALLY, taking[/size]
[size=15]Hold of that National Elite Belt. The same one that has been lingering just out of my grasp for about as long as I can remember. Saturday night I am going to win this street fight (but you already knew that), and finally get the rematch which I am years overdue for. Nothing short of me getting a life sentence for murdering that dickhead Boetius in the middle of the ring, is gonna keep me from entering that Elimination chamber. And when I do, I'll run thru POP, and every other talking traffic cones that stand in my way. That title has rightly been mine , and now it's closer that ever to being placed in my hands. But I'll be more than happy to tell[/size]
[size=15]You all about it next week. [/size]

[size=15]For now I'll just savor every moment that I get to tear Kaise apart. Now I'm sure some of you lesser minded haters are out there saying ‘but Mark, the last time you faced off Kaise sent you running for the hills!”. First off, shut up, second I didn't run from Kaise Boetius, I simply got tired of dealing with him and decided that he is so beneath me, he wasn't even worth another moment of my precious time. So to reiterate, I was fully willing to eat a count out loss simply so that Kaise can feel like he had his little moment of glory and I could be done with him. This Saturday, there'll be none of that. This Saturday I'll have to simply finish Boetius off for good. That's the wall I've been backed into, and so that's exactly what I'm going to do. Saturday, everyone in the Allstate arena, as well as everyone watching at home, they better take a good long look at Kaise Boetius, because it's the last anyone is ever gonna see of him in Elite Answers Wrestling![/size]

[size=15]And when I have bested this overhyped, underdeveloped Jackass, I'm going on and doing the same to another five and taking home MY title! And nothing will stand in my way of doing so because I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions of people the whole world round! The man who when you start something, he finished it. The man who when he wants something, goes out and snatches that mother fucker up! The man who’s gonna make Kaise Boetius his bitch! This Saturday night you will see greatness in human form, you will see what happens when you poke the bear for far too long and don't have enough grey matter to run while you have the fucking chance! This Saturday you are gonna see a man take his destiny into his own hands when rises above his haters, and stands head and shoulders as the undisputed greatest to ever step between the ropes. Come this Saturday, Kaise, Daniels, and every other shit for brains fuck will be picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#Showdown #EAW #SaturdayNight.”[/size]

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House Of Glass Promo #7

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"Well look what the cat dragged in. Finally the hungry, motivated DEDEDE decided to show up, you know I was worried that I would have to deal with the timid, Mid-life crisis having, yellow line painted up his back, version of DEDEDE. You know the one who's flushed away his legacy, and has fallen from the status of legend (Actually myth is more like it) by hanging around for too long, and not stepping aside and letting those who are truly the icons of Dynasty take their rightful place. And all the while his ego is stroked by Ryan Savage acting like a yes-man with a school boy crush everytime he says thing like "DEDEDE is the best." and "Me and him will stand side by side on top of the mountain." that's how deluded Ryan is, after all his time in this great sport, he still thinks that there's room for two at the top. Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but if you would wakeup, you'd realize that only one man can ever be called the man in EAW/Dynasty. Only one can be known as the greatest professional wrestler of all time, and at house of glass only oone man will stand tall over your fat ass as he holds the EAW Tag Team Championship up high for a whole world's worth of followers to see.

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"Now before @Heart Break Girl starts yammering on and on about how I say only one "Man" can rule all of professional wrestling, I only meant it in a broad sense, so calm your pretty (again not literally, just metaphorically) little head, and tell Y2 over there that he doesn't have to take up for you with another hour long rant. SRS none of my followers want to hear you run your mouths about "Equality" , especially when everyone know it's HBG who wears the pants in that relationship. Don't even start with your "all I needed was Y2Impact to show me the way" bull crap. Let me ask you something, what's going to happen if (more like when) Impact ends up back on the disabled list after House Of Glass? How many miracle recoveries could he pull out of his ass? Will you once again become the scared little weakling you were (and probably still are)? Will you try and replace Impact with yet another false idol? Who would have you as a follower? Try and convince yourself about how you don't need anyone else, because everyone can see it as plain as the highlights in your partners hair, that you do. Come House Of Glass I'll personally show you how much of a pathetic worm you still are by taking those tag team championships!"

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"And now on to the Jack asses, I mean High Rollerzzzzzzz. Sorry, I got so bored of your attempts at humor and dozed off there for a second. So I was just thrown into this match huh? It's not because I am the superior athlete I am, or the fact the I am The Brightest burning star on Dynasty, or the fact that I've had you know More than two matches! And if I remember correctly, last Friday a former Dynasty Champion, as well as the current National Elite champion didn't have opponents, so if all this is just random, than why am I not facing them? I'll tell you why, It's because I am the man who can single handedly win those Tag Belts from those so called Extremists (even though the only thing that's extreme about them is the amount of crap that's in Y2Impcats hair) even when I have a dunce like Angelo Brando as a partner! BTW the only reason I call you two shit, is because it's the closest thing to what you guys are in the ring.

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"Another day, another opportunity for Chris and JJ to demonstrate just how foolish they are. Chris, you and JJ need to stop crushing so hard on each other, and the mercenaries, and Mr. DEDEDE (SRS what with everyone wanting to get with this guy?) and start focusing on actually winning. I mean in the time since your formed the Iconomy, what have any of you accomplished? for all the hype, what has JJ Silva and Chris Elite actually done? Now I know you want to turn my words against me, but even there you fail. See, I have millions upon millions of followers all over the world, and they do thing like watch whatever program I'm on, and buy my merchandise truckloads at a time. They have declared me their Social Media Champion, in addition to each of them making me their own personal hero. You two just sort of waddle out there with your goofy looking eyepatch, and your crappy hair do, and just meander, not just in the ring, but on the microphone as well. Guys like you are the reason #SMH exist."

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"In just twenty four short hours, fans in Brooklyn will finally get to see a Champion be crowned in the Barclay Center. The support I receive from my followers the whole world round, will lead me (and that putz Angelo Brando) to Victory in the Tag Team Glass Gauntlet match. And when I have my arm raised in the match that steals the show tomorrow night, it will be the most hash-tagged moment in history. There will be retweet of retweets of how I single handedly defeated four of the best teams that Dynasty could offer. And that victory will officially make me the biggest crossover star that Dynasty-A-W has ever, and will ever see! And this is all because I am exactly what I say I am. I am the Destiny Of Dynasty! I am the Brightest Burning Star that this sport has to offer! I am the (soon to be) Face of all Professional Wrestling, and what makes me all of these things is the fact, that I am absolutely PERFECT! And like I always say, there is no such thing, as better than perfect. So High Rollerz, Savage Ryans, Iconomy, Mercenaries, and even you Angelo, You all better Picture That! #HOG2015 #TagTeamChamp #InDa Bag"

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House Of Glass Promo #3

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"For those of you who don't get the picture I posted (Iconomy I'm looking in your direction) I'll spell it out for you. The two men pictured are Kobe Bryant, and Shaquille O'Neil. Together they led the Los Angeles Lakers to four NBA finals, and won the three of those back to back to back. But what's more interesting is the fact that they simply couldn't stand each other. There was a lot of animosity between the two, but instead of ripping the Lakers' championship goals apart, it actually helped the team win it all. See each night they played together, they we're also playing against each other to determine who was really the man.   That competition brought out the best in each man, and anyone who was unlucky enough to have to face them that night were left thoroughly embarrassed. What does this have to do with House of Glass you may be asking? It means that you don't have to like someone to win championships!

Yeah Angelo can't stand the fact that I pinned him one, two, three in the middle of the ring, and I can't really give much of a crap about whatever the hell he thinks about me. But Come this Saturday night, it won't matter who feels what about anybody else, because when you put the two most popular athletes who will do whatever it takes to win, they're going to be too focused on taking home the EAW Tag Team championship to stand around and bicker.

Bicker like the Iconomy who can't really seem to understand the fact that if you take the half of someone's quote that calls you top tier talent, you should also be enough of a man (Instead of a whining, little hater) to recognize that the guy who's making his FPV debut, is talented enough to automatically be entered into this Championship match. Oh BTW, JJ I heard everything you had to say (even though your voice is a few octaves higher now) and I've got to ask, if you despise me so much, and if I'm so beneath you, then how do you seem to know so much about my career here on Dynasty? ;-) I thought @MichaelsFanboy99 sounded like a name you would chose. But hey I can't blame you for wanting someone to look to as your hero. After all you're stuck with that idiot Guido who can barley figure out that there is no dispute over who the king of social media is (I proved my case once and for all last week) all there is, is a man who is going to prove to the world that you two bums should be mid-carders on shows at swap meets. What big boys did you beat? the only teams you've been able to hang with, are the one who I'm going to walk all over come House of Glass.

And Jack & David, the high rollerz, first 1993 called and they want their poor literacy back. I mean seriously, a Z? second you two blow every dollar you've ever made playing $2 keno in some run down, last resort, dive casino that only senior citizens, and crack whores visit. Then you happen to somehow manage to get contracts on Dynasty, and now two week since you debuted, you're getting at championship match on a FPV. And you say I'm the one who's sucking dick? Jack, David, I know you two must have run into some pretty bad bookies, but just because you two had to get down on your knee's, doesn't mean anyone else does. what makes you deserving of a title match? Hell, why do you even belong in this company? I mean you two suck so much I'm actually agreeing with the Iconomy on something. And what's the kicker? I finally found not one, but two assholes, who are lazier than Brando! What's the world coming to? #TheEndIsNear :-(    You know something, my grandfather used to sing a song that said you got to know when to hold, know when to fold, know when to walk away, and know when to run. I'd suggest you two start walking away right now because if you don't, I might just see to it that a few of the bookies you've pissed off find a few backstage passes to the Barclay Center this Saturday night.

Say anyone hear from the two "Legends"? The only thing the Savage Ryans are good for, is failing to live up to even the lowest of standards anymore. DEDEDE can hit spears all day, but with out a three count, it means nothing.

And the reigning Tag Champs, keep those belts warm for me while you still can.

At House of Glass you will all know exactly why my millions upon millions of followers have made me their Social Media Champion. You'll see that just like Kobe and Shaq, greatness can overcome teamwork any day of the week. You will see the man who will single handedly beat four of the best Tag Teams in the entire world today.  And you will get to see the Destiny of Dynasty become the EAW biggest crossover star that sports and entertainment has ever come to know. Because thru me we can heal the old wounds between the brands, and under me, The Face of all professional wrestling, Dynasty-A-W will become even more of a ratings phenomenon. now cant you just Picture that? #InDaBag #HOG2015 #TagTeamChamp