Welcome old members and new visitors, EAW is still going stronger than ever and now runs out of a new upgraded forum! Be sure to check us out over at http://www.eawnetwork.com
Elite Answers Wrestling
Welcome old members and new visitors, EAW is still going stronger than ever and now runs out of a new upgraded forum! Be sure to check us out over at http://www.eawnetwork.com
The Land of Elite
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| EAW IS LEAVING FORUMOTION. WE HAD A NICE RUN HERE FOR 4 YEARS BUT OUR NEW FORUM WEBSITE WILL BE RAN OUT OF THIS LINK: eawnetwork.comJOIN THERE TODAY |||||||||||||||||||||||| KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FOR MAIN SITE, eawrestling.com FOR MAJOR CHANGES, INCLUDING A NEW DESIGN, UPDATED ARCHIVES AND MORE WITHIN THE COMING DAYS AND WEEKS |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[size=15]The 24/7 Battle Royal @ Pain For Pride, Promo #5[/size]
[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update: [/size]
[size=15]“Hours. We're officially so close to the biggest Event the world has ever seen, that we no longer even need to measure the time till in days. We are getting down to crunch time here folks, and every single member of the roster is starting to feel it. From the top to the bottom, from the rookies to the seasoned veterans. Everyone is amped up and ready to be at their best this weekend for the show of shows, #PainForPrideX. And yours truly is no exception. I have been looking forward to this moment for the longest time now, and believe you me, I will make this a night to remember for all of you, when I toss the last of those poor saps who were unfortunate enough to be in the ring with me. [/size]
[size=15]And just like they have all week, they have been taking directly out of their asses with all this. Nonsense about how they're better than me, or get this, that I'm the bottom of the barrel when it comes to talent. Boy, are each and everyone of these good for nothing bastards in for a surprise (even though they shouldn't be) when I kick the ever loving shit out of each and every one of them, and toss all of them right over the top rope. But hey loo on the bright side, the sooner I'm done kicking all of your asses, the sooner you can go and catch a case of the herp from that $20 hooker you’ve had your eye on, but needed that Pain For Pride bonus to actually buy. [/size]
[size=15]Now Theron Nicolas. You talk about the roll you've been on. Like I've said before, your only on a roll because we haven't been in the ring together yet. And when we do at Pain For Pride, the only thing that's gonna roll about you, are your eyes to the back of your head after I bitch slap you upside it. You go on and on about how you squashed a few low end talents. Mother fucker I've been in the ring with legendary talents, still in their prime. Men like DeDeDe, Impact, Crash. I sent Scott Oasis running for the hills. And more importantly, I've sent countless big headed, overhyped shits like you into early retirement. I'm the biggest thing going for Dynasty right now (especially since Tig Kelly is MIA). Yet in the two years I've been here, I've had only a single one on one title match, which I happened to win by the way. Every day since I've been passed up in favor of the flavor of the month, or saddled with some douche bag so that Monroe’s hand picked champions had a way to retain without beating me.[/size]
[size=15]That is gonna change this weekend when I dump you and 32 others out on to the alongside all the rest of the trash in this god forsaken state. I am going to win this battle royal, and the cherry on top is getting to see your face, when this ‘failure’ has his hand raised for all the world to see. [/size]
[size=15]Hey did anyone hear Lethal Consequences? What's a matter sport? I know an old dog like you really doesn't have much to offer, but don't be so glum. You and the rest Senior Circuit gang are getting that Pain For Pride Payday. You get one last moment in the sun, and you get to be a guy who passed the torch to the future of this business. You get to have a stadium filled with people cheer “Oh hey, that's that one guy, and he's here tonight.” [/size]
[size=15]And most importantly you get to have that moment in the match that people around the world will have their eyes glued to. When I toss your old, has been ass over the top, do you know how many likes that picture is gonna get? Millions to say the least. Eliminating you, well that is gonna open the door to even more followers on social media. And defeating another former world champion, is only gonna solidify my place as the next face of EAW. [/size]
[size=15]Same thing goes for you Scott Diamond. You're already done taking? What is the early bird special at the old folks home on? Now I know at your age you have to conserve the small amount of strength you have left, but really scotty? You're done already? You finished quicker than you did with your wife in bed last night. And everyone is about as unsatisfied. If this is what you become now a days, than the mercy killing I'm giving you at PainFor Pride can't come soon enough. [/size]
[size=15]Say anyone heard from Harvey York? Or Carson Ramsey? Or well half the guys in the goddamn match? No? And no one really cares what any of those empty headed fucks have to say anyways? No, just checking. They're all probably busy trying to come up with an excuse for when I beat the crap out of all of them. Either that, or they're all trying to figure out where's the best place to lie low until I've won the battle royal and it's safe to come out. [/size]
[size=15]Oh god, Redneck Ralph just opened his mouth and started spewing out all his ultra patriotic horse shit. You know I was hoping since we're so close to Pain For Pride, that Cody would have just kept his dumb mouth shut. But much like Forrest Gump, stupid is as stupid does. Cody now that you've said your piece, why don't you leave the discussion about who's gonna win this battle royal to the people with I.Q.s over 50. [/size]
[size=15]And Jon McAdams maybe you should get a few facts straight. See first I was on the go home show for burning Desire, it was the show where Lucas Johnson finally stopped ducking me (and threw Anthony Leonhart into my New Breed Championship match). Now yes you were the hardcore champion (for a week) and you did pin the champion to get it (though Carson Ramsey should get the credit). But this Weekend, it's a whole different ball game. At Pain For Pride, I'm not gonna let some snot nosed bastard or his bromance stand between me, and that contract. I'm not gonna let the guy who ran and hid from that Solomon whatshisface, be the one who keeps me from laying hands on all I deserve. With one victory I am going to erase all the bullshit that held back in the past. With one cash in of that contract, I will cement and vindicate everything I've ever said about being the greatest professional wrestler alive. You call it nonsense, I call it a promise. And if you don't like it, you can go back to playing hide the sausage with your buddy Mike Showman. So Jon why don't you do everyone a big favor. Why don't pip pip, cherri oh, and fuck right he hell off before I break that cane of yours off in your ass[/size]
[size=15]Kaise, just what makes you, or any of the other guys who just signed a contract, think that any of you stand a chance of winning this battle royal? Where does this thought come from (besides a crack pipe)? You may be ten steps ahead of every one Kaise, but that's because you're headed in the wrong direction. See instead of just flying under the radar and maybe stealing an Elimination or two. You've made yourself the most pompous ass in this match (and considering who’s in this one that's saying something). You mumble all this ‘the world will know who the fuck is Kaise Boetius’ and really we all kinda got it figured out already. He's a complete jackass who thinks he's more deceiving and devious than anyone in the history of EAW. He's a teeny tiny little man who thinks he's gonna box with a wrestling god and somehow not get his ass beaten all over MetLife Stadium! You had one match where you beat a guy with a losing record. If you think I'm impressed, think again. Let's see how you, or anyone else who's been here less than a month fare in two weeks. Let's see how many of you are left. I've seen a million guys like you Kaise. Riddler, Gambit, Jaden Zaxira, the list goes on and on. You know who's cut them all? Me! You know who sent every one of their overhyped, underdeveloped asses back to doing spot shows at flea markets? Me! You know who's the one who has what it takes to still be here when guys who the suits got enamored and the. Bored with drop like flys? Me! I'm the goddamn iron man of this company simply because I don't tuck my tail and run like every other son of a bitch who thought they were hot shit has. [/size]
[size=15]I'm here because I've had a goal since I was a six year old kid, to be a world champion. Last year Kaise, you weren't even a wrestler. I am here because I will grind and grind, and grind until I hold that world championship in my hand and snap it on to my waist! [/size]
[size=15]Everyone, from Jonny Nova, to Sheridan Muller better start getting with the goddamn program. I'm not coming to get a nostalgia pop from the crowd like Scott Diamond. I'm not coming to promote a brand of EAW like the hot Asian chicks who don't know when to shut up. I'm not coming to find my place on the roster like Teddy Hilfiger. No I am coming to snap up that contract, because when I do, championship gold is as good as mine. Mine! Do you fuckheads understand?! I don't care if you're a hall of gamer, or a goddamn newbie, you stand in my way, and I will hurt you. It doesn't matter if your name is Darkane, or Prince of Phenomenal, you step to be and I will embarrass your ass in front of 80,000 people live, and millions more around the globe watching on TV. [/size]
[size=15]You all should be taking a page from Tig Kelly and El Ironico, because they've been hiding out in some dumpy dive bar, afraid to step into the ring with Mark Michaels. They've done it before, and they sure as hell never want to do it again. So all of you zip your lips, shut the fuck up, and while your at it, bow down before the man who will stand head and shoulders a over each and every one of you jackasses. [/size]
[size=15]Show some respect to the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero that is gonna mow down you mother fuckers faster than a machine gun! Get yourself good and ready to be dominated from bell to bell, by the man whose combination of speed, strength, technical skill, and ring savvy have earned him the title of Perfect! It won't matter if your the model of German efficiency, or the man with the silver swing, or whatever the fuck ONI’s nickname is, because whatever you are, your not better than perfect. All of you better get ready, because your all about to be face to face with the biggest star that EAW Has ever seen. The man who will lead as the face of EAW, and without a single doubt go down as the unquestioned, undisputed, single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes! You all are about to see just what has earned me an army of followers from around the globe. You all are about stand in the ring across from the Social Media Champion of the world! You all are about to get an A-list ass kicking, courtesy of “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels. Pain For Pride, that contract is mine, so all of you better start Picturing THAT! [/size]
For the love of god, can someone please tell @MexicanSamuraiJ, that 95% of those nerd references he dropped went over my head. The reason why is because while he was busy playing with his own joystick, I was busy getting laid in real life. so now that the fun and GAMES are over, let's get down to what really matters, this Monday night in Colorado Springs. Now you were able to put 2 & 2 together, and figured out that the reason I wanted to face you on Battleground, is because you are the holder of the EAW Interwire Championship, which means quite a bit in this company. Since you won that title, you've taken that next step in becoming a certified, first ballot hall of famer. And if I could ever expect to do the same, I have to be able to say that I'm at least as good as you are. But don't get it twisted, to say I've never faced anyone with your level of talent would be a bit of the stretch. Just ask guys like Mr. DEDEDE, Y2Impact, Zack Crash, Tig Kelly (I still want my rematch), and Lucian Black, and every last one of them will tell you that Mark Michaels is no push over. See I've taken every one of those great men, and pushed them to their limits inside the ring. So don't be surprised if beating your ass is just another day at the office to me, because I've gone to war with some of the undisputed best that EAW will ever know. But still the question lingers, like foul stench that fills the air. 'Can Mark Michaels win when everything is on the line?' that's what I need to prove, to everyone. Because while there might be some how are content to just meander around, and let the chips fall where they may, I refuse to allow my relevance in this company fall to some pencil pusher who wouldn't know the first thing about wrestling a match. I am taking my destiny into my own hands, and I will fight till the very last breath, to stay a member of the EAW roster.
So this Monday when we face off Mexi, do me a big favor, and bring your A-Game because I'm bringing mine. I want you at your absolute best when we face off, that way there'll be no excuses from who ever doesn't get their hand raised when that final bell rings. There'll be nothing held back in this one. Not a a submission, or suplex, nor a top rope risk that can change the tide of the match. This is everything, or nothing, and you better bet your ass that I'm coming to the World Arena for the former, and sure has hell not the latter.
This Monday night, I am going to show you exactly why my in ring preformances have led to me being called The Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions of people from all around the world. These people have humbled me but always voicing their support, and even going so far as to call me their Social Media Champion. I owe them so much, that's why win, lose, or draw this match is for them. And if this is the last time they see the bastion of Battleground, then I promise that they will get a show, like nothing they've ever seen before. And when all is said and done, they can say that they got to see the Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, put on the match of a life time.
"Just got this DM'd to me from one of my biggest fans. #Thankful."
(The video opens with a montage of shots, first some of Michael's getting his photo for match cards taken)
"I"m So fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A., to Tokyo."
(*Cut to shots of Michaels warming up before his match, slipping on his ring vest)
"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold, remember my name..."
(Cut to a shot of Michaels backstage at the gorilla position, stepping thru the entrance curtain.)
"... Bout to Blow."
( The cuts become more rapid, a new scene for almost every chord change. shots of Michaels walking down the entrance ramp, mouthing words to the crowd, connnecting with the discuss punch.)
"Two, three, four. First things first, I'm the realest, drop this, and let the whole world feel it."
(Michaels nailing a swinging neck breaker, a knee drop, and a discuss punch.)
"And I'm still in the murder business, I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons in physics."
(Michaels nailing several closthlines, and a fist drop. several close ups of his Million dollar grin.)
"If you want a bad trick like this, drop it low and pick it up like this. Cup of ace, cup of goose, cup of crys, High Heels, something worth a half a ticket on your wrist."
(Michaels using a selfie stick as a weapon against several different opponents)
"Take it all straight, never chase that."
(Michaels lounging in a nightclub with two beautiful models.)
"Rooftops like we bringing eighty eight back."
(Michaels with both a snap, and fisherman's suplex, and the DDT)
"Bring the hook in, where the base at?"
(Michaels getting his hand raised by a referee.)
"Champagne spilling, you should taste that"
(Scenes from several Michaels promos)
"I'm so fancy, you already know. I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, bout to blow."
(Michaels getting busted open by Trent Yoder, Diamond Cuttered off a ladder, walking back up the ramp with a disapointed look on his face.)
"Baby I do this, I thought that you knew this. Can't stand no haters, and honest the truth is."
(Michaels with a double under hook back breaker, and the satio suplex)
"That my flow hypnotic, each beat it departed. Swagger so stupid I can't shop in no department."
(Michaels with figure four leg locks on several different opponents)
"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I swear I meant that there so much I'll give that line a rewind."
(Michaels with the reverse DDT neck breaker, a stiff clothesline, and a shot of him mocking his opponent in the ring)
"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I just can't worry about no haters, gotta stay on my grind. Now tell me who that, who that? That do that, do that? put that paper over all I though you knew that, knew that."
(Michaels checking himself out with his camera phone.)
I be the M-A-D-D-Y, put my name in bold. I've been working up in here,with some change to throw."
(The guitar's rythem keeps up in the background, as we cut the scene from Michaels house.)
Michaels: "I have to prove this to everyone, even myself. If I can't beat Mexican Samurai, I don't belong in EAW."
(The vocals pick bak up, as we see shots of Michaels hitting the spinebuster, and the second rope leg drop.)
"Crash the hotel! We party on till the break of dawn. Make the Phone call. Feels so good getting what I want."
(Michaels connecting with the Picture perfect, and the screen cracker.)
"Yeah keep on turning it up, chandelier swinging we don't give a what. Film star, yeah I'm deluxe, classic expensive. You don't get to touch."
(shots of Michaels celebrating a win.)
"I'm so fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name bout to blow."
(an echo of Michaels word's, as the video nears it's con conclusion.)
Michaels: "It's all, or nothing, somethings gotta give."
PicPerfectMichaels left a comment: Michaels: “I tell you , after a long day of training Akio Inoue (the greatest short term trainer I’ve ever met), there’s nothing better than sipping overpriced champagne, in an overpriced Suite at a five star hotel, while posting status updates via an overpriced smartphone. It seem like the only thing I keep that isn’t exorbitantly priced is @DustinBrach’s mother. You give her a dollar, and you can do whatever you want, wherever you want. Is that personal enough Dustin? Have you ever stopped to ask why I didn’t elaborate more on why I think you’re a total waste of space in this match? It’s because much like rest of Dynasty’s audience, I can help but to get this irresistible urge to change the channel whenever I see that crime against humanity that you call a face. But that was until I heard your little rambling press conference. Now don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t give half a shit about what an uneducated, Michaels’ envy suffering, hater like you would have to say about me, or anyone else in this match, but at least you can respect that we’re are actually trying to accomplish something other than making a horse’s ass out of themselves. But I have no respect for you Dustin. You see I heard your foolish words regarding the New Breed Championship. See it might just be some leather and gold fastened together to you, but to everyone who has more than two brain cells it represents so much more. It represents a milestone, a first step if you will, on a path towards greatness (that thing that waved bye bye to you long ago) just think of all the great competitors who haveheld that title, and how it propelled them to even bigger and better things. But there’s more than that, you see when you disrespect a championship, you disrespect the company it belongs to. And seeing as how EAW is the largest promotion of its kind you’ve essentially pissed all over the sport of professional wrestling. And I will not stand for professional wrestling’s equivalent to a kid who ate worms in school, disrespecting this great sport! So congratulations pal, you got my attention. And as reward you’re now my number one target in this match. Me winning this one is just a shred more important than making sure as hell that you don’t. So get ready, because at Rising Tide you get to see what’s so intimidating about the socialite that took men like Y2Impact, Ryan Savage, Mister DEDEDE, Tig Kelly, and Zack Crash to their absolute limit!
And that goes for the rest of so called competition as well.
It goes for scrubs like Kevin Hunter, who are better suited for detailing my cars than stepping into the ring. Tell me Kevin, what type of chance does a no talent, piece of white trash like you, stand against a superior athlete like myself? What makes you think that riding around on a motorcycle with a bunch of other half-witted morons, makes you qualified to compete for a shot at the New Breed Championship in any way, shape or form? Yes you can take a punch, but simply being able to have your ass handed to you wasn’t enough to beat that good for nothing prick Dustin Brasch, and it sure as hell will not be enough when you stand against best EAW has to offer, ME!
And Warbeard, I would have called you losing your debut match a disappointment, but that would imply that I had any sort of expectations of you. You proved last week that you’re nothing more than a giant oaf, who would be more respectable as a side show freak, than as a wrestler. You’re pathetic Josh, plain and simple. You have neat limitless strength, but you lack the tiniest sliver of talent to apply it in the ring. You are one of the tallest, and heaviest competitors in the ring, But you’re so unskilled that all it adds up to is you being slow and clumsy. That’s why you got your three hundred pound ass kicked! And don’t expect this week to fare any better, because Live in the Tokyo Dome, in front of all my followers, you will get the privilege of seeing my in ring skill, up close and personal!
@DennisCaffrey why are you even bothering to show up? We all know that you don’t have what it takes to win in this one. Because This isn’t just another wrestling match. There won’t be any chinlocks, armbars, or rear amateur take downs. This is a war, and if you think that any of those ‘Collegiate level skills’ will save you, then you can bet your ass that you will be the first causality. And even if you could somehow survive this match, how in their right mind would want to see a bland, dull, boring, individual who is avoid of any type of charisma, or personality, like you compete for a championship? Hell not even that old geezer grandfather of yours would want to see you wearing the New Breed Title around your waist.
And to Keith Bathory , yes I know you’re following me, all my haters do ;-) , I would just like to say that you should probably try and get back together with you cousin, because he was always the more talented between the two of you. Maybe if you get down on your hand and knees, grovel a little, and kiss his ass, he might just agree to carry your ass to watchable matches. Or at the very least, make you look semi-credible when when you step into a wrestling ring.
Now I know there has some misinformed dunce out there who’s probably about to type up something about how Caine Kronin is going to kick ass, take names, raise hell, and walk out with his hand raised this Friday. Now let me state for the record that while Caine has an intensity that few others possess, that intensity will only get you so far. Yes you might have been able to psych out and overwhelm a single overmatched foe. But let’s see how you do when you have nine men who’ve all placed a target on your back, because the true measure of greatness isn’t what you do when you’re the hunter, it what you do when you are the hunted! And when you’re in a wrestling ring, I am the ultimate predator. The top of the food chain, and if you just happen to be unfortunate enough to be in the ring with me Caine, I will devourer you (no homo)
@JunNobunaga could you do us all a big favor, and cut it out with this overly pretentious crap. It’s starting to wear a bit thin. Watching you wrestle isn’t art, it more like a child’s drawing that you put up on the refrigerator. You know it’s as ugly as a dog’s ass, but you sit, and smile so as not to break the kid’s feelings. That’s kinda how it is with you, a few well-meaning people said something along the lines of ‘oh my Jun, that’s such a good headlock, It’s so pretty.’ And you being too feeble minded to know better, took their words at face value. Well at Rising Tide, you will be going toe to toe with a true Rembrandt of the ring. A master of the squared circle, whose prowess in the ring, is matched by only by his amazing looks, incredible personality, and endless charisma! And after I’m done with you, the world will rightfully cast you aside like those cheap, knock off paintings that starving artist sell out of a truck.
Which leaves me with two good for nothing, Michaels envy suffering, over hyped, under developed sacks of worm excrement.
@MarcusCreedMX-13 when will you ever learn that anything you could do, I can do better? You can strike, well so can I. You can grapple, well so can I. Now granted, you can do it better than most, but at the end of the day, I will always do it better. And you know that don’t you? That’s why you’re not all over the place running your mouth about how you consider yourself to be supremacy, when all you are is a waste of the psychical gifts you possess. That’s why you’re not trying to brag about any of your past accomplishments (not that you had any but still) and most of all, that is why you’re not trying to do something as idiotic as claim that you would ever stand a chance of beating me! We’ll guess what, you’re absolutely right. You aren’t even in my league. I’ve battled it out with the biggest stars that EAW has, and you know what they will tell you? That Mark Michaels is everything he claims to be! So when I say that I can whip Marcus Creed’s ass all over the Tokyo Dome, with one arm tied behind my back, you better believe that I can, and will guaranteed!
@DonnyDiamond I would say I was saving the best for last, but that would be a lie that no one who isn’t suffering from brain damage would ever believe. You know something Don, I’ve talked a lot about how you’re too old, and washed up, and broken down, but I only say that because it’s true. You’re not a wrestler, you’re a charity case that EAW can use as a tax write off. I mean do you know how much better the hard working men and women of the ring crew would have it if we didn’t have to pay your salary of a two dollar cigar, and a go with Dustin’s mom? That’s why I’ll make you a deal, you announce your retirement from professional wrestling before Friday, and I won’t have to dominate, and embarrass you. Sound good Don? Of course it does, so why don’t you just go ahead and make it official, before I have to go and plant my boot right up your asshole. Again!
Now before any of you start with that “Mark Michaels is just an over privileged S.O.B. who can’t wrestle” garbage, first could you be any less original? I mean at this point that seems to be the only thing that anyone ever seems to say. And you would think that after the ass whipping I laid on the last few guys who said that would serve as an example to all of you haters in the locker room. Second, You all should know by now, that my skills in the ring are unmatched by any other, not by Tig Kelly, not by Zack Crash, not by anybody. In fact it is The same technical ability I showcase week after week, that is the same one that has brought me a legion of followers. It is the same never give up brand of toughness that I display in every single match, is the same one has led those followers elect me as their undisputed Social Media Champion. They recognize me for how great I truly am. They know that I am the Destiny of Dynasty, The Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, the #Hero to millions upon millions of people from every corner of the globe. And even if you haters can’t see it right in front of you, the man who will win this Hell’s Warpath match, and go on to become the next EAW New Breed Champion! And for your sakes, I hope you boys have prepared yourselves for the fight of your lives. Because in just three days, Live on Dynasty, in front of a sold out crowd of my followers, in a match where there are no rules, in a match where young career’s will be shortened, and possibly ended, we are all going to Hell, So Picture That! #Dynasty#HellsWarpath#InTheBag"
"Well I got time for one last tweet on U.S. soil before we head out for Beijing. One last chance to remind loudmouth, jackass, haters like Evan Stark (who I'm glad actually decided to show up, i was starting to get worried he'd already left home again) that I am the embodiment of Perfection, and no one can top perfect. Especially not you Evan. So you say that if you beat me this Friday, it means I'm a worthless competitor. So what you're saying is that your the absolute bottom of the barrel? Hmm, yep that sounds about right. You know something Stark, you're way too stuck in the past for your own good bro. Yes you beat Duncan, and Jamie, and got a fluke run with the New breed belt, but every wrestler (well every good wrestler) knows that the name of this business is what have you done for me lately, because you're only as good as your last match. So since your head is shoved too far up your ass to take see what's going on right now, let me give you a crash course in current events.
First off, I've beaten Donny Diamond plenty of times, so don't even start with that 'he;s better than you' bullshit! second, you want to tlk about a guy who everyone underestimate? than you need not look any further than me. See your whole spiel about how I'm not a real wrestler, or just some pretty bot playing pretend, well guess what you're not the first to say it. And what's more, you can bet your ass that just like every other one of Michaels envy suffering sons of bitches; that when the final bell rings this Friday, the only thing you're going to get is your foot in your mouth, and My foot up your ass! See you can talk up about how I'm not New bread material, but the facts are the facts. I'm undefeated against a former National Elite Champion in Regulator, and I also have a one on one victory against the Current National Elite Champion Tig Kelly. I'm also the man who took Zack Crash to his limit (and guess what belts he's held) So all that talk about me not being championship material is about as much horseshit as your little comeback attempt!
And Just one more for the record, it's my fans, you know those things that you have none of, that have proclaimed me to be the Social Media Champion. you see Evan, the good people of this world with enough brain cells to recognize a truly talented individual, have seen my matches , and said to themselves; This Mark Michaels guy works harder, and has more determination than anyone else ion the face of the earth! His skills in the ring are only surpassed by his amazing looks. He's simply the complete package. That's why I'm their #Hero, because they aren't petty, or jealous. They're not bitter or spiteful. They know how to respect a man who set out on his own to fulfill his destiny of being the greatest Professional Wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots! That's why I'm not only Eaw's Brightest Burning star, it's also why I am the Destiny of Dynasty. See I'm not just the next big thing in this business, i'm the biggest thing it has going for it today! and instead of the boys in the locker room, or even in the board room, giving me the proper credit I deserve, I get a bunch of pathetic assholes cracking wise about why they thing I somehow don't belong, even though I've long surpassed all of them. Or some idiot suit telling me 'duh, sorry Mark, I can't give you another title match until some moron that no one gives a damn about has his turn' dispute the fact that it was me, and my followers, who made Dynasty into the powerhouse it is today.
Well starting This Friday night that all changes. I am going to go out each week, and totally outclass each, and every last son of a bitch in that locker room, starting with you Evan! I'm tried of the nobodies like you, running their mouths, and getting some free press at my expense. So live in front of a worldwide audience on Dynasty, I'm going to make an example out of you. I'm going to show all the haters out there what happens when you try to belittle Mark Michaels. And Evan, mark my words, you will get to see first hand, just why I'm the twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, and simply put the man who is going to beat your ass all over the Beijing National Arena! But when I do, at least try and find enough of your balls to not run back to you mother crying! #ManTheFuckUp
Get ready, because this Friday night, in front of all my followers, your last shred of relevancy in this sports, goes up in flames. And there's nothing youcan do about it, but just sit back, and Picture That! #Dynasty#Friday#StayHomeStark#InTheBag"
"For those of you who don't know, Esse Quam Videri is the state motto of North Carolina. And what a fitting motto it is, because this Friday night, we separate what is, from what seems to be. See to a lot of my haters out there, BTW nice to see you checking out my profile ;-), will tend to say things like; I can't wrestle, I'm not on their level, they beat off guys who were world champions yadda yadda yadda. But the fact is whenever those bastards find enough balls to step in the ring with me, they get their asses kicked! Don't believe me, just ask everyone who watched Dynasty two weeks ago. They'll tell you that I'm not just some joker who strolled in off the street (that's Angelo Brando), and whats more, they'll tell you that I should rightfully be the National Elite Champion. But for whatever reason, one hater in particular has just chosen to be blinded by his sudden, onset, case of Michaels envy, that he thinks that I'm just going to lay down and die after he sucker punches me. Well guess what Zacky, I'm still standing. Just like I was after dealing with Angelo, Regulator, Tig, and so many others. I'm more than what I seem (I know, I thought it was impossible too) so just try to come at me bro!
But after I heard you ranting, and raving about me, with all that B.S. about how my status updates pointless, and my videos are crap, I know that you won't because it's become painfully clear; that you're a man who can only seem ,because he could never be. You like to seem like a bad ass who ran thru the so called 'best that Dynasty had to offer', but make no mistake about it; if it wasn't for guys like Alex Anderson, or those dozen idiots in BDSM gear who used to follow you around, you would've been jockeying a register at McDonald's where you belong (I mean all that grease in your hair just makes me think deep fryer). After hearing This whole pot and kettle routine of yours, I guess 'Jackass of the week' just wasn't enough for you huh? Well then I 'm sure you'll be pleased to know, that you're already nominated for 'biggest jackass of 2016'.
You have no respect for me huh? Well that's fine because no one could give two shits about what you think. You say I'm nothing more than a clown, well I say you're nothing more than a joke that goes; who has two thumbs and is going to get Mark Michaels' boot rammed up his ass? Zack Crash! Oh and about wanting to make out with me, I don't usually kiss jackasses, but if you take a number, and get in line, then you can go right ahead and kiss my ass! Now I will give you one thing, I do think Dynasty would be better off being called the Mark Michaels show, but that's a discussion better left for the people who actually have the power to do so (in other words, not you).
Live on Dynasty, you are in store for an A-list ass whipping, the likes of which you will never forget. Courtesy of The Instagram Icon, The Twitter Trendsetter, the #Hero whose millions, upon millions of followers are going to be tweeting pics of you staring up at the lights for days. Hell Zack, you might even get turned into a MEME and become slightly relevant in EAW again.
It all goes down in 48 hours (kinda like your mom), live at the Time Warner cable arena, I prove just why I am the Brightest burning star that EAW will ever know, I prove that I am the Perfect Athlete, and Entertainer rolled into one, and most of all, I will once again prove that no matter how hard you hate, no matter who you've beaten, or how much of bad ass you pretend to be, there's is no such thing as better than Perfect, and that my friend is real! So you better start Picturing That Zacky." #Dynasty#EAW#BurningCrash#InTheBag
"You Know something Followers, it seems that being a hater seems to be a spreading like a virus in the Dynasty locker room. I mean just when I think I've seen the bottom of the loud mouth, asshole barrel. Someone else chimes in, and shows me that we can sink even farther. @Regulator what's up with all the Homo this, Fake ass that? Is this all a plea for attention? Or are you just realizing now that things have changed since you were last seen getting your ass handed to you? For your infomation I'm not Bret Michaels, even though your girl has been talking dirty to me, for nothing but a good time. What I am however, is the man who has made Dynast the number one Wrestling program in all the world. The man who has filled arenas all across the land with his followers. The man who is unquestionably, Dynasty's brightest burning star, Picture Perfect Mark Michaels. Now Reg I've heard You running your mouth about how your a shark, well if your a shark than I'm chief Brody, so this Friday night go ah and smile you son of a bitch! Bring your A-game this Friday, And I promise you that I will still send your right back to whatever hole you crawled out of, and end this little comeback tour. Quit living in the past, because the you are looking at the destiny of Dynasty my friend.
Oh and Angelo, I wonder who you're trying to fool with that long, ranting, rumbling, tirade? I know it's not me, or my millions upon millions of followers across social media, I know it's not anyone who's involved in our match this Friday, and I know it's not the guy you probably paid to type up all that crap! No, my best guess is that you're only fooling yourself. I mean come on, you a trendsetter? Me a wanna be Angelo Brando? Answer me this, If I was only trying to be a rip off of you, then why am I not hiding behind a shit ton of bottom feeding, blood sucking, yes men. I'll tell you why, because no one wants to be a guy who's only accomplishment in life, is that his father greased a few palms to let his son play professional wrestler. you're not an athlete, you're an asshole pretending to be one.
That's why you couldn't bring yourself to accept the challenge I gave you last week. You know you simply could not compete against a man who is not only the perfect athlete, but is also the perfect face, and the perfect body. So you ran and hid behind your two bottom bitches, who showed more balls than you did when they ran in to protect your ass. You say your dangerous? I say prove it. Because the way things are looking now, your best chance to win in this four corners match is to hope some one accidently gets poked in the eyes with your over-gelled hair. It's sad really to think that we could have friends. Instead you refused to admit which one is the more talented between us, so now I simply have to go out there and show you, and your little entourage who is, by simply beating you ass one two, three in the middle of the ring.
Now Yes I may not have quite as much money as you do, but at least I earned what I have. I've had to dig scratch and claw my way to reach the top of social media, and become the true celebrity of Dynasty. while you just sat back and had everything hand to you on a silver platter. Let me tell you something jack I've worked too hard to be compared to a man who is the literal personification of nobody. Don't believe me? let me explain, see you talk about how your family has been wealthy for generations, But if you take away your granddaddy finding a winning lotto ticket, what exactly would you, yourself be Angelo? The Answer is nothing and nobody. Because nothing that you have, is truely yours. Not your money, not your influence, hell not even the people you call friends. Everything about you, is simply a product of someone else writing a check. Meanwhile, I stand ready to take my rightful place as the face of professional wrestling, knowing that I have it takes to accomplish whatever I set my mind to, and what's more I know I can fight just as hard to keep all that I collect. So this Friday night Angelo, why don't you come down to the ring, and I'll show you exactly why I am everything I say I am, if you're man enough that is.
And @TrentYoder don't think that I've overlooked you. Trent we've done this little song and dance before so there's no real reason to bring up the fact that you absolutely can not beat me. Nor do I have to bring up the fact that I'll be whipping your ass all over the Kemper Arena this Friday night. No, all I want to say to you is, try not to completely suck out there. My followers like it when my opponents at least look competent. Not that you are, but just try to look like you are, but you wouldn't want to be out classed by a guy like Brando would you? Of course not, so get your shit together for this one, put on your pads, lace up your boots, shine your chrome dome head, and show the world, that for once you hung in with the big boys
This Friday #Dynasty we separate the men from the boys, The Fact from the fiction, and the world will get to see who is the unquestioned most popular, most talented, and hands down the single greatest professional wrestler alive today #Hint#ItsMe#InTheBag#PICTURETHAT"
"What is it with Irish guys and running their mouth. I deal with one leprechaun for the past few months and now I got to deal with a bigger, dumber, and somehow more hideous one this Sunday on Dynasty. It's like being a grade A asshole just runs in their Jameson filled blood. OH well, guess I'll just have to smack him around like the bitch he is. #Dynasty#LadderMatch#InTheBag
Later that day
PicPerfectMichaels has uploaded a video
We open on a shot of the view of the city from Mark Michaels' hotel room.
Michaels: "Take a good look at that followers, this town is even more of a dump than I thought it was, and believe you me I had some pretty low thoughts about this town. No wonder the teams out here suck, who would ever want to represent this god forsaken hell hole?"
Michaels turns the camera towards himself.
Michaels: "No one, that's who. Just like no one can stop me from achieving my goal of become the undisputed greatest professional Wrestler the sport has ever seen. And the first step toward that goal is winning the five man ladder match on Dynasty, and earning myself a match for the New Breed Championship. The Title of men who are bound for greatness. The Championship that notifies the entire wrestling world that you are going to be the man some day. Yes I know that to get that match I have to beat four other men, and oyu know what? If I wasn't the man I am, it would be anyone's guess as to who would be the winner. But I am here to tell you that when I'm in that ring, the answer is never in doubt. See even though this would be stiff competition for most men, the guys I'm facing don't hold a candle to me. Because I am truly Perfect in everything I do, and no one on this earth is better than perfect. Need proof? Fine.
Let's start with Donny Diamond. Yes experience and the ability to adapt are great assets to have, and does have them. But the thing Donny doesn't have is the killer instinct to finish off an opponent. Yes he's smart enough to take advantage of the obvious openings his opponents leave him. But he has never been able to make that opening, and finish off a top tier wrestler. Yes he's desperate to hang on to whatever he has left of his career, But wanting just something bad enough doesn't mean you'll get it.
Then There's Angelo Brando. You know something? It's a shame that I'm going to have to crush your little pipe dream in order to get what is rightfully mine. But such is life. And not you, or your three little cronies can help change that. See while you had everything in life handed to you, I worked my way out of a frozen waste land and into the penthouse. I didn't have some yes-man in a suit calling me Picture Perfect. No that was a something I earned by the sweat, blood, and tears I poured into my training. See while this sport is probably just another hobby that you practice when you're not busy having the bus boys at the country club kiss your ass for dollar bill. This is my life! It's the only thing I have ever wanted to be, and for some over privileged jackass to come in and take my opportunity away. That's just not going to happen. So bring your Lawyer, your maid, your butler, but most of all bring your doctor because even though I like the way you roll, if you think I won't plant you into next week with a Picture Perfect, your dead wrong.
And the same thing goes for you wanna be. I've heard everything you've had to say over the past week and the one piece of truth that squirmed out of your mouth was the fact that you said that you weren't a great wrestler. In time you might become a good one, but there is not way you can call yourself Perfect while I'm around buddy. Epitome of excellence? What have your excelled at exactly? You luck into a win over TLA, one that wasn't for the title mind you, and whatever momentum you had got flat lined by Vance Tybull. SO tell me again Cal, what makes you think that you are anywhere near my level of greatness. This Sunday can't come soon enough, because I get to kill two birds with one stone. I'm going to show the world who is worthy of being called PERFECT! And F.Y.I, it ain't you Calvin.
And Tig, you jealous, ugly, Irish piece of elephant excrement. You can run your mouth all day, and all night, it won't change the fact that at the end of our match the only thing you'll be able to do is look up and see me holding the contract to become the next New Breed Champion. But feel free to talk for now about that glorified three on one handicap match. I mean my partners on that night were so incompetent, and unworthy of being on the same team as me, that one of them just quit in the middle of the match. Just like you did last week Tig. Go ahead and spin it into this whole, you lived to fight another day, we all know what really happend. You Tapped Out. That's the pain and simple, time line truth. You could have beaten TLA and had an actually case for being in this match. But you didn't, instead you lost in a heart breaker, just like you will this Sunday Night.
OH, and TLA understand this. I don't care about your little lover's spat with Tyler Parker. Hell if anyone should be leading team Dynasty it should be me. What I care about is letting you know that come hell or high water, I'm putting down the Sexual Panther. I'm burning the rope, I'm going to beat you in the middle of the ring, and claim that New Breed Championship that you're keeping warm for me, So Picture THAT!"
PicPerfectMichaels has posted a photo:
Check out what I'll be wearing to the ring on Dynasty #DYnasty'sQB #InTheBag
"It's been a crazy out here in Anaheim the past few days, what with all my followers crowding around me on the streets, telling me I made their vacation to southern California worth money, and that they wished their kids would have been smart enough to want to see me live this Friday at the Honda Center, instead of paying to see some over grown rat and his buddies. No they waste their parents hard earned money on some dopey fantasy(Land) instead of coming to see someone they should truly idolize. Someone who they should all want be just like when they grow up, someone who's brand new There's No Such Thing As Better Than Perfect t-shirt is available on DynastyShop.com. They fail to see true greatness when they have the chance, just like my opponents this week.
Don't believe me? Well let's start with @CyrusCage. Here's a guy who has tons of confidence in himself and that's a good thing. The problem is I'm going to shatter that Confidence after I leave him lying , with nothing he can do other than stare up at the lights. Believe you me buddy, Confidence, and positive thinking, will get you all of Jack Shit when you step into the ring with an athlete like me (If such a thing existed because there is nobody like me) you might hail from The City Of Success, but come Friday you're going to be living on the boulevard of broken dreams. and while you're there you might want to find a place for your partner.
Speaking of whom, @A-Star your going to burn out in front of the whole wide world on live Dynasty. You like to fly around the ring, But I will make sure you land with a crash (not the Zack kind, the other, slightly less painful kind) After our match, you gonna learn that A Star can no shine, when it is next the bright, burning sun. My light will shine it's brightest and neither one of you, or that little emo in a mask @Phoenix is going to be able to do anything about it.
Oh yeah I'm talking about you sunshine, I know the reason you have to wear a mask in the dark. it's because your face is so hideous that if you where to so it on national TV, you'd get us canceled by the censors in a matter of seconds. Oh your dark, and creepy, but darkness always runs from the light (which is what you should do before our match)
you 3 chumps better know that this match is already #InTheBag even if I'm teaming with Trent Yoder and A-will. so #PictureThat boys."
by 
Topic: 
Subject: 
