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Dynasty Promo #4

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"For those of you who don't know, Esse Quam Videri is the state motto of North Carolina. And what a fitting motto it is, because this Friday night, we separate what is, from what seems to be. See to a lot of my haters out there, BTW nice to see you checking out my profile ;-), will tend to say things like; I can't wrestle, I'm not on their level, they beat off guys who were world champions yadda yadda yadda. But the fact is whenever those bastards find enough balls to step in the ring with me, they get their asses kicked! Don't believe me, just ask everyone who watched Dynasty two weeks ago. They'll tell you that I'm not just some joker who strolled in off the street (that's Angelo Brando), and whats more, they'll tell you that I should rightfully be the National Elite Champion. But for whatever reason, one hater in particular has just chosen to be blinded by his sudden, onset, case of Michaels envy, that he thinks that I'm just going to lay down and die after he sucker punches me. Well guess what Zacky, I'm still standing. Just like I was after dealing with Angelo, Regulator, Tig, and so many others. I'm more than what I seem (I know, I thought it was impossible too) so just try to come at me bro!

But after I heard you ranting, and raving about me, with all that B.S. about how my status updates pointless, and my videos are crap, I know that you won't because it's become painfully clear; that you're a man who can only seem ,because he could never be. You like to seem like a bad ass who ran thru the so called 'best that Dynasty had to offer', but make no mistake about it; if it wasn't for guys like Alex Anderson, or those dozen idiots in BDSM gear who used to follow you around, you would've been jockeying a register at McDonald's where you belong (I mean all that grease in your hair just makes me think deep fryer). After hearing This whole pot and kettle routine of yours, I guess 'Jackass of the week' just wasn't enough for you huh? Well then I 'm sure you'll be pleased to know, that you're already nominated for 'biggest jackass of 2016'.

You have no respect for me huh? Well that's fine because no one could give two shits about what you think. You say I'm nothing more than a clown, well I say you're nothing more than a joke that goes; who has two thumbs and is going to get Mark Michaels' boot rammed up his ass? Zack Crash! Oh and about wanting to make out with me, I don't usually kiss jackasses, but if you take a number, and get in line, then you can go right ahead and kiss my ass! Now I will give you one thing, I do think Dynasty would be better off being called the Mark Michaels show, but that's a discussion better left for the people who actually have the power to do so (in other words, not you).

Live on Dynasty, you are in store for an A-list ass whipping, the likes of which you will never forget. Courtesy of The Instagram Icon, The Twitter Trendsetter, the #Hero whose millions, upon millions of followers are going to be tweeting pics of you staring up at the lights for days. Hell Zack, you might even get turned into a MEME and become slightly relevant in EAW again.

It all goes down in 48 hours (kinda like your mom), live at the Time Warner cable arena, I prove just why I am the Brightest burning star that EAW will ever know, I prove that I am the Perfect Athlete, and Entertainer rolled into one, and most of all, I will once again prove that no matter how hard you hate, no matter who you've beaten, or how much of bad ass you pretend to be, there's is no such thing as better than Perfect, and that my friend is real! So you better start Picturing That Zacky." #Dynasty #EAW #BurningCrash #InTheBag