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[size=15]The 24/7 Battle Royal @ Pain For Pride, Promo #5 [/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update: [/size]

[size=15]“Hours. We're officially so close to the biggest Event the world has ever seen, that we no longer even need to measure the time till in days. We are getting down to crunch time here folks, and every single member of the roster is starting to feel it. From the top to the bottom, from the rookies to the seasoned veterans. Everyone is amped up and ready to be at their best this weekend for the show of shows, #PainForPrideX. And yours truly is no exception. I have been looking forward to this moment for the longest time now, and believe you me, I will make this a night to remember for all of you, when I toss the last of those poor saps who were unfortunate enough to be in the ring with me. [/size]

[size=15]And just like they have all week, they have been taking directly out of their asses with all this. Nonsense about how they're better than me, or get this, that I'm the bottom of the barrel when it comes to talent. Boy, are each and everyone of these good for nothing bastards in for a surprise (even though they shouldn't be) when I kick the ever loving shit out of each and every one of them, and toss all of them right over the top rope. But hey loo on the bright side, the sooner I'm done kicking all of your asses, the sooner you can go and catch a case of the herp from that $20 hooker you’ve had your eye on, but needed that Pain For Pride bonus to actually buy. [/size]

[size=15]Now Theron Nicolas. You talk about the roll you've been on. Like I've said before, your only on a roll because we haven't been in the ring together yet. And when we do at Pain For Pride, the only thing that's gonna roll about you, are your eyes to the back of your head after I bitch slap you upside it. You go on and on about how you squashed a few low end talents. Mother fucker I've been in the ring with legendary talents, still in their prime. Men like DeDeDe, Impact, Crash. I sent Scott Oasis running for the hills. And more importantly, I've sent countless big headed, overhyped shits like you into early retirement. I'm the biggest thing going for Dynasty right now (especially since Tig Kelly is MIA). Yet in the two years I've been here, I've had only a single one on one title match, which I happened to win by the way. Every day since I've been passed up in favor of the flavor of the month, or saddled with some douche bag so that Monroe’s hand picked champions had a way to retain without beating me.[/size]

[size=15]That is gonna change this weekend when I dump you and 32 others out on to the alongside all the rest of the trash in this god forsaken state. I am going to win this battle royal, and the cherry on top is getting to see your face, when this ‘failure’ has his hand raised for all the world to see. [/size]

[size=15]Hey did anyone hear Lethal Consequences? What's a matter sport? I know an old dog like you really doesn't have much to offer, but don't be so glum. You and the rest Senior Circuit gang are getting that Pain For Pride Payday. You get one last moment in the sun, and you get to be a guy who passed the torch to the future of this business. You get to have a stadium filled with people cheer “Oh hey, that's that one guy, and he's here tonight.” [/size]

[size=15]And most importantly you get to have that moment in the match that people around the world will have their eyes glued to. When I toss your old, has been ass over the top, do you know how many likes that picture is gonna get? Millions to say the least. Eliminating you, well that is gonna open the door to even more followers on social media. And defeating another former world champion, is only gonna solidify my place as the next face of EAW. [/size]

[size=15]Same thing goes for you Scott Diamond. You're already done taking? What is the early bird special at the old folks home on? Now I know at your age you have to conserve the small amount of strength you have left, but really scotty? You're done already? You finished quicker than you did with your wife in bed last night. And everyone is about as unsatisfied. If this is what you become now a days, than the mercy killing I'm giving you at PainFor Pride can't come soon enough. [/size]

[size=15]Say anyone heard from Harvey York? Or Carson Ramsey? Or well half the guys in the goddamn match? No? And no one really cares what any of those empty headed fucks have to say anyways? No, just checking. They're all probably busy trying to come up with an excuse for when I beat the crap out of all of them. Either that, or they're all trying to figure out where's the best place to lie low until I've won the battle royal and it's safe to come out. [/size]

[size=15]Oh god, Redneck Ralph just opened his mouth and started spewing out all his ultra patriotic horse shit. You know I was hoping since we're so close to Pain For Pride, that Cody would have just kept his dumb mouth shut. But much like Forrest Gump, stupid is as stupid does. Cody now that you've said your piece, why don't you leave the discussion about who's gonna win this battle royal to the people with I.Q.s over 50. [/size]

[size=15]And Jon McAdams maybe you should get a few facts straight. See first I was on the go home show for burning Desire, it was the show where Lucas Johnson finally stopped ducking me (and threw Anthony Leonhart into my New Breed Championship match). Now yes you were the hardcore champion (for a week) and you did pin the champion to get it (though Carson Ramsey should get the credit). But this Weekend, it's a whole different ball game. At Pain For Pride, I'm not gonna let some snot nosed bastard or his bromance stand between me, and that contract. I'm not gonna let the guy who ran and hid from that Solomon whatshisface, be the one who keeps me from laying hands on all I deserve. With one victory I am going to erase all the bullshit that held back in the past. With one cash in of that contract, I will cement and vindicate everything I've ever said about being the greatest professional wrestler alive. You call it nonsense, I call it a promise. And if you don't like it, you can go back to playing hide the sausage with your buddy Mike Showman. So Jon why don't you do everyone a big favor. Why don't pip pip, cherri oh, and fuck right he hell off before I break that cane of yours off in your ass[/size]

[size=15]Kaise, just what makes you, or any of the other guys who just signed a contract, think that any of you stand a chance of winning this battle royal? Where does this thought come from (besides a crack pipe)? You may be ten steps ahead of every one Kaise, but that's because you're headed in the wrong direction. See instead of just flying under the radar and maybe stealing an Elimination or two. You've made yourself the most pompous ass in this match (and considering who’s in this one that's saying something). You mumble all this ‘the world will know who the fuck is Kaise Boetius’ and really we all kinda got it figured out already. He's a complete jackass who thinks he's more deceiving and devious than anyone in the history of EAW. He's a teeny tiny little man who thinks he's gonna box with a wrestling god and somehow not get his ass beaten all over MetLife Stadium! You had one match where you beat a guy with a losing record. If you think I'm impressed, think again. Let's see how you, or anyone else who's been here less than a month fare in two weeks. Let's see how many of you are left. I've seen a million guys like you Kaise. Riddler, Gambit, Jaden Zaxira, the list goes on and on. You know who's cut them all? Me! You know who sent every one of their overhyped, underdeveloped asses back to doing spot shows at flea markets? Me! You know who's the one who has what it takes to still be here when guys who the suits got enamored and the. Bored with drop like flys? Me! I'm the goddamn iron man of this company simply because I don't tuck my tail and run like every other son of a bitch who thought they were hot shit has. [/size]

[size=15]I'm here because I've had a goal since I was a six year old kid, to be a world champion. Last year Kaise, you weren't even a wrestler. I am here because I will grind and grind, and grind until I hold that world championship in my hand and snap it on to my waist! [/size]

[size=15]Everyone, from Jonny Nova, to Sheridan Muller better start getting with the goddamn program. I'm not coming to get a nostalgia pop from the crowd like Scott Diamond. I'm not coming to promote a brand of EAW like the hot Asian chicks who don't know when to shut up. I'm not coming to find my place on the roster like Teddy Hilfiger. No I am coming to snap up that contract, because when I do, championship gold is as good as mine. Mine! Do you fuckheads understand?! I don't care if you're a hall of gamer, or a goddamn newbie, you stand in my way, and I will hurt you. It doesn't matter if your name is Darkane, or Prince of Phenomenal, you step to be and I will embarrass your ass in front of 80,000 people live, and millions more around the globe watching on TV. [/size]

[size=15]You all should be taking a page from Tig Kelly and El Ironico, because they've been hiding out in some dumpy dive bar, afraid to step into the ring with Mark Michaels. They've done it before, and they sure as hell never want to do it again. So all of you zip your lips, shut the fuck up, and while your at it, bow down before the man who will stand head and shoulders a over each and every one of you jackasses. [/size]

[size=15]Show some respect to the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero that is gonna mow down you mother fuckers faster than a machine gun! Get yourself good and ready to be dominated from bell to bell, by the man whose combination of speed, strength, technical skill, and ring savvy have earned him the title of Perfect! It won't matter if your the model of German efficiency, or the man with the silver swing, or whatever the fuck ONI’s nickname is, because whatever you are, your not better than perfect. All of you better get ready, because your all about to be face to face with the biggest star that EAW Has ever seen. The man who will lead as the face of EAW, and without a single doubt go down as the unquestioned, undisputed, single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes! You all are about to see just what has earned me an army of followers from around the globe. You all are about stand in the ring across from the Social Media Champion of the world! You all are about to get an A-list ass kicking, courtesy of “Picture Perfect” Mark Michaels. Pain For Pride, that contract is mine, so all of you better start Picturing THAT! [/size]

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