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Battleground promo #2

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For the love of god, can someone please tell @MexicanSamuraiJ, that 95% of those nerd references he dropped went over my head. The reason why is because while he was busy playing with his own joystick, I was busy getting laid in real life. so now that the fun and GAMES are over, let's get down to what really matters, this Monday night in Colorado Springs. Now you were able to put 2 & 2 together, and figured out that the reason I wanted to face you on Battleground, is because you are the holder of the EAW Interwire Championship, which means quite a bit in this company. Since you won that title, you've taken that next step in becoming a certified, first ballot hall of famer. And if I could ever expect to do the same, I have to be able to say that I'm at least as good as you are. But don't get it twisted, to say I've never faced anyone with your level of talent would be a bit of the stretch. Just ask guys like Mr. DEDEDE, Y2Impact, Zack Crash, Tig Kelly (I still want my rematch), and Lucian Black, and every last one of them will tell you that Mark Michaels is no push over. See I've taken every one of those great men, and pushed them to their limits inside the ring. So don't be surprised if beating your ass is just another day at the office to me, because I've gone to war with some of the undisputed best that EAW will ever know. But still the question lingers, like foul stench that fills the air. 'Can Mark Michaels win when everything is on the line?' that's what I need to prove, to everyone. Because while there might be some how are content to just meander around, and let the chips fall where they may, I refuse to allow my relevance in this company fall to some pencil pusher who wouldn't know the first thing about wrestling a match. I am taking my destiny into my own hands, and I will fight till the very last breath, to stay a member of the EAW roster.

So this Monday when we face off Mexi, do me a big favor, and bring your A-Game because I'm bringing mine. I want you at your absolute best when we face off, that way there'll be no excuses from who ever doesn't get their hand raised when that final bell rings. There'll be nothing held back in this one. Not a a submission, or suplex, nor a top rope risk that can change the tide of the match. This is everything, or nothing, and you better bet your ass that I'm coming to the World Arena for the former, and sure has hell not the latter.

This Monday night, I am going to show you exactly why my in ring preformances have led to me being called The Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions of people from all around the world. These people have humbled me but always voicing their support, and even going so far as to call me their Social Media Champion. I owe them so much, that's why win, lose, or draw this match is for them. And if this is the last time they see the bastion of Battleground, then I promise that they will get a show, like nothing they've ever seen before. And when all is said and done, they can say that they got to see the Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, put on the match of a life time.

Something's gotta give this Monday night, and I can just about guarantee that it won't be me. #EAW #Battleground #BeatSamurai #InTheBag #PictureThat."

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"Just got this DM'd to me from one of my biggest fans. #Thankful."

(The video opens with a montage of shots, first some of Michael's getting his photo for match cards taken)

"I"m So fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A., to Tokyo."

(*Cut to shots of Michaels warming up before his match, slipping on his ring vest)

"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold, remember my name..."

(Cut to a shot of Michaels backstage at the gorilla position, stepping thru the entrance curtain.)

"... Bout to Blow."

( The cuts become more rapid, a new scene for almost every chord change. shots of Michaels walking down the entrance ramp, mouthing words to the crowd, connnecting with the discuss punch.)

"Two, three, four. First things first, I'm the realest, drop this, and let the whole world feel it."

(Michaels nailing a swinging neck breaker, a knee drop, and a discuss punch.)

"And I'm still in the murder business, I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons in physics."

(Michaels nailing several closthlines, and a fist drop. several close ups of his Million dollar grin.)

"If you want a bad trick like this, drop it low and pick it up like this. Cup of ace, cup of goose, cup of crys, High Heels, something worth a half a ticket on your wrist."

(Michaels using a selfie stick as a weapon against several different opponents)

"Take it all straight, never chase that."

(Michaels lounging in a nightclub with two beautiful models.)

"Rooftops like we bringing eighty eight back."

(Michaels with both a snap, and fisherman's suplex, and the DDT)

"Bring the hook in, where the base at?"

(Michaels getting his hand raised by a referee.)

"Champagne spilling, you should taste that"

(Scenes from several Michaels promos)

"I'm so fancy, you already know. I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, bout to blow."

(Michaels getting busted open by Trent Yoder, Diamond Cuttered off a ladder, walking back up the ramp with a disapointed look on his face.)

"Baby I do this, I thought that you knew this. Can't stand no haters, and honest the truth is."

(Michaels with a double under hook back breaker, and the satio suplex)

"That my flow hypnotic, each beat it departed. Swagger so stupid I can't shop in no department."

(Michaels with figure four leg locks on several different opponents)

"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I swear I meant that there so much I'll give that line a rewind."

(Michaels with the reverse DDT neck breaker, a stiff clothesline, and a shot of him mocking his opponent in the ring)

"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I just can't worry about no haters, gotta stay on my grind. Now tell me who that, who that? That do that, do that? put that paper over all I though you knew that, knew that."

(Michaels checking himself out with his camera phone.)

I be the M-A-D-D-Y, put my name in bold. I've been working up in here,with some change to throw."

(The guitar's rythem keeps up in the background, as we cut the scene from Michaels house.)

Michaels: "I have to prove this to everyone, even myself. If I can't beat Mexican Samurai, I don't belong in EAW."

(The vocals pick bak up, as we see shots of Michaels hitting the spinebuster, and the second rope leg drop.)

"Crash the hotel! We party on till the break of dawn. Make the Phone call. Feels so good getting what I want."

(Michaels connecting with the Picture perfect, and the screen cracker.)

"Yeah keep on turning it up, chandelier swinging we don't give a what. Film star, yeah I'm deluxe, classic expensive. You don't get to touch."

(shots of Michaels celebrating a win.)

"I'm so fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name bout to blow."

(an echo of Michaels word's, as the video nears it's con conclusion.)

Michaels: "It's all, or nothing, somethings gotta give."

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