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"Well I got time for one last tweet on U.S. soil before we head out for Beijing. One last chance to remind loudmouth, jackass, haters like Evan Stark (who I'm glad actually decided to show up, i was starting to get worried he'd already left home again) that I am the embodiment of Perfection, and no one can top perfect. Especially not you Evan. So you say that if you beat me this Friday, it means I'm a worthless competitor. So what you're saying is that your the absolute bottom of the barrel? Hmm, yep that sounds about right. You know something Stark, you're way too stuck in the past for your own good bro. Yes you beat Duncan, and Jamie, and got a fluke run with the New breed belt, but every wrestler (well every good wrestler) knows that the name of this business is what have you done for me lately, because you're only as good as your last match. So since your head is shoved too far up your ass to take see what's going on right now, let me give you a crash course in current events.

First off, I've beaten Donny Diamond plenty of times, so don't even start with that 'he;s better than you' bullshit! second, you want to tlk about a guy who everyone underestimate? than you need not look any further than me. See your whole spiel about how I'm not a real wrestler, or just some pretty bot playing pretend, well guess what you're not the first to say it. And what's more, you can bet your ass that just like every other one of Michaels envy suffering sons of bitches; that when the final bell rings this Friday, the only thing you're going to get is your foot in your mouth, and My foot up your ass! See you can talk up about how I'm not New bread material, but the facts are the facts. I'm undefeated against a former National Elite Champion in Regulator, and I also have a one on one victory against the Current National Elite Champion Tig Kelly. I'm also the man who took Zack Crash to his limit (and guess what belts he's held) So all that talk about me not being championship material is about as much horseshit as your little comeback attempt!

And Just one more for the record, it's my fans, you know those things that you have none of, that have proclaimed me to be the Social Media Champion. you see Evan, the good people of this world with enough brain cells to recognize a truly talented individual, have seen my matches , and said to themselves; This Mark Michaels guy works harder, and has more determination than anyone else ion the face of the earth! His skills in the ring are only surpassed by his amazing looks. He's simply the complete package. That's why I'm their #Hero, because they aren't petty, or jealous. They're not bitter or spiteful. They know how to respect a man who set out on his own to fulfill his destiny of being the greatest Professional Wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots! That's why I'm not only Eaw's Brightest Burning star, it's also why I am the Destiny of Dynasty. See I'm not just the next big thing in this business, i'm the biggest thing it has going for it today! and instead of the boys in the locker room, or even in the board room, giving me the proper credit I deserve, I get a bunch of pathetic assholes cracking wise about why they thing I somehow don't belong, even though I've long surpassed all of them. Or some idiot suit telling me 'duh, sorry Mark, I can't give you another title match until some moron that no one gives a damn about has his turn' dispute the fact that it was me, and my followers, who made Dynasty into the powerhouse it is today.

Well starting This Friday night that all changes. I am going to go out each week, and totally outclass each, and every last son of a bitch in that locker room, starting with you Evan! I'm tried of the nobodies like you, running their mouths, and getting some free press at my expense. So live in front of a worldwide audience on Dynasty, I'm going to make an example out of you. I'm going to show all the haters out there what happens when you try to belittle Mark Michaels. And Evan, mark my words, you will get to see first hand, just why I'm the twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, and simply put the man who is going to beat your ass all over the Beijing National Arena! But when I do, at least try and find enough of your balls to not run back to you mother crying! #ManTheFuckUp

Get ready, because this Friday night, in front of all my followers, your last shred of relevancy in this sports, goes up in flames. And there's nothing youcan do about it, but just sit back, and Picture That! #Dynasty #Friday #StayHomeStark #InTheBag"

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