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Carlos Rosso
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 17th 2016, 12:16 am by Carlos Rosso
Remember Nathan....

I am no bitch to EAW management. I AM EAW Management.

I'm a bitchmaker though. Fall in line, do your fucking job or your career may be tragically cut short. I'm not a wrestler anymore but there are plenty of ways to make your life a living hell on earth for you.

Remember that before you start to pop off about things you really aren't qualified to talk about, such as my career.

Now, Do your best and help Voltage win....like a good boy.
J-Dynasty 2?
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:59 pm by J-Dynasty 2?
IT’S NOT OVER – The home plate has been stolen and all Team Crash screams in Tiberius We Trust! Yes, trust in Tiberius!

…………CITIUS ALTIUS FORTIUS TIBERIUS!

For the rogue element fits within any rogue’s gallery of miscreants, sovereigns, and preachers, such is only natural for a thief! For what thief cares how the pockets are lined when taking from the people? Be it by gun, royal degree of tax, or collection plate! Tiberius in this last moment reminds friends and enemies alike, a good performer knows how to play a crowd and understand the culture, the mannerisms, and style of those who come for the show. Up till now, Tiberius has allowed many fools to think attention and cooperation is lacked within his person, entertained by how a few jokes and pretending not to hear people makes them jump to conclusions and even be frustrated by pranks. Tiberius hopes he has given his allies quite the laugh to see how our foes would fall for anything, to think Tiberius is not a team player, to think Tiberius is unaware of the serious implications of this contest. Tiberius is a former tag team champion, Tiberius has worked with Hexa-gun, Tiberius even gave his Grand Rampage spot to Jaywalker to play his part of the J-Dynasty, how can it be that people truly believe that Tiberius of all does not have what it takes to play along with others? Play is all Tiberius knows. Playing will be exactly what Tiberius does in War Games. Personal vendettas? Tiberius knows them not, you must understand all things Tiberius says or does, is part of the show and while everyone foolishly enjoys the show in a false sense of security is the time Tiberius takes home and garners points for the team.

Let Tiberius address Ryan, of house Marxist, it is always of your kind to indulge in tomfoolery when it comes to the dire inability of being able to judge any value of who are the producers in the world and who are the parasites living off the workforce building a nation. Were you asleep? You come out here accusing Tiberius of being silent for so long? Tiberius had spoken as many times as you have, which is more than most of your teammates, and now this makes more than you, if you believe silence means Tiberius is insecure, than your entire team must be made up of prepubescent boys who have nothing but schoolyard insults to throw so no one confronts them on the play ground……..Perhaps you are on to something.

Unfortunately for you, we are not children, and it has not been lost on Tiberius that you are a mere bench warmer who only got put in the game because the star athlete of your team was taken of the roster permanently for his conduct off the field. You speak of someone crawling out of obscurity while pointing your finger? You make Tiberius chuckle, were you even going to be able to appear at Territorial Invasion if not for this tragic mismanagement of your team? Tiberius thinks that you’d be spending your timing adding entries to your diary about how your fragile emotions got hurt when no one noticed that you did not have equality with the rest of us performing, and how the system needed to propel to our level. Remember Marxist, your rise is due only to the incompetence of Team Ryder, the way you got into the main event will be the same way that you lose, sheer ineptitude by those around you. See Marxist, you are not that bad, a bit bland, but for sure a driven competitor with a future ahead of him, but you are not surrounded by people that can make use of your skills and mentor you in the right direction, they have no eye for talent and chemistry, that is why they needed a replacement in the first place due to their error in judgement. Tiberius weeps, how could it be that a fruit must be picked long before it is ripe? You could have been a profitable man to pick pocket in the future, but here in a dark alley you never should have entered you will be mugged without so much of a dime to your name. Makes Tiberius sick.

Sick, Ryder, sick. While there is no surprise that you refuse to be held accountable for endangering your teammates with your lack of leadership skill, Tiberius is shocked by whatever illness that has taken away your memory. It was not long ago since last you spoke of how Tiberius should not speak negatively towards you in case you came out the victor in our past one on one contest, and even then it was hypocritical considering you had no problem slandering Tiberius, but even after your defeat you have the nerve to try to belittle the man that defeated you? Under your logic, if Tiberius has so many problems and doesn’t cut it in this industry, what does it mean when Tiberius has bested you, and everyone else he has faced on Showdown? Tiberius rarely brings up his record, but the fact remains that Tiberius has not lost since being signed to Showdown, so if Tiberius is nothing without Drake, a man who has not been here since Tiberius arrived on this brand, what does that make the rest of you? Perhaps Drake needs to return and carry the entire Showdown roster, for if Tiberius cannot make it without him, no one can. In the end, this is a waste of brain power, Tiberius knows there is nothing to be gained from entertaining the ramblings of someone completely out of his element, there is only pity, pity for those who have been dragged into your mess.

But they must fall, fall with you. For when destruction comes, it comes for all. As once was told a tale by one who claimed to see the lord.



I saw the Lord standing by the altar, and he said:



Strike the tops of the pillars,
    so that the thresholds shake.
Bring them down on the heads of all the people;
    those who are left I will kill with the sword.
Not one will get away,
    none will escape.

Amos 9:1

See, sometimes the powerful must be cruel, as evidence be the “lord”, so that future generations know their place. And so shall Team Ryder have every man suffer, for anyone who challenges their betters must be brought to the sword for their sin, and allow others to take their place with a greater understanding of what it means to live a life of virtue beneath “the lord”. Do you not see? Look at the shambles of what occurs when you ignore the virtue of bowing to your superiors. Lioncross lives in a constant life of flux, never sure as to what is his purpose and how to accomplish his life’s work. His tales are always aimless, and more so without ambition. How often does he speak with passion about anything? His is the saddest, and most tiresome, existence. All that awaits him is repeated, it is no difference now then it was the last he met Tiberius,

CITIUS ALTIUS FORTIUS TIBERIUS….TIBERIUS….TIBERIUS!!!!
Nathan Fiora
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:57 pm by Nathan Fiora
TERRITORIAL INVASION II: STOP IT.

(The scene begins with the shadow of Nathan Fiora.  The shadow is shaking uncontrollably and the camera begins at the source of shaking.  Fiora, who is sitting on a chair, is furious and unhinged.  He grabs the chairs and hits different walls in the room that he’s in.  His facial expressions show his maniacy and there are many bags on his eyes.  Preacher Jamal and Rebecca Sawyer are standing next to him, smiling at the camera.)


STOP IT.  JUST STOP THIS.  I AM SICK OF THIS.  FUCK THE DOUBTS AND FUCK THE WORLD.

Here’s a message to everyone who’s spoken about me: Fuck you.  Who the hell do you think you are?  It’s a shame really.  People have always looked at me as some kind of joke.  They believe that I’m “hot shit”, but look at the gold around my shoulder.  I’ve proven that I am the best out of the bunch; that I’m the most watchable man in wrestling history.  That isn’t just a phrase to me; it’s a way of living.  For years, I’ve been in the indies, being looked as one of the most menacing and destructive people in history.  My past is one of the many reasons that I was able to join EAW and what I did to my past opponents is never recognized.  Maybe it’s because I’m some indie darling that needs to be humbled, but maybe it’s the fact that I’m just good enough to be silenced by the higher-ups of this forsaken company.  I have left people with gashes on their bodies, with 3rd degree burns and in vegetable states.  Go on the internet; you’ll see that I’m not talking out of my ass.  I’ve shown a little bit of that in my first three months here, but Team Dynasty and MY team are apparently not impressed.  NOT IMPRESSED?  They think of me like some sort of arrogant chump that can’t back himself up in the ring.  No, no, no you incompetent fools.  Have you been watching what I’ve been doing in that ring since I got here?  I’ve had one of the biggest rises in EAW history and I find it ironic that they veterans are trying to piss on all of my accomplishments.  That won’t do.  I didn’t need a television on my side to prove that I am the greatest; I just go out there and do it.  My body will go through any kind of damage to win.  So keep notes, you artifacts; this isn’t some sort of game where I can’t back up my claims.  I’m a force to be reckoned with and at Territorial Invasion, I will assert what I can do in this ring.  I don’t need my team to do it; I will do it by myself.  These old mens’ propaganda and intentions are the SAME OLD SHIT.  Who here wants to see any of these people win a world title opportunity?  We’ve been there and we have done that before.  I am the man that can burst a flame of excitement into this boring and stale company.  If you haven’t noticed, Voltage has become THE show to watch because of yours truly.  What I do is make sure that I catch your eyes; it makes you want to watch more and more every week that you come back.  I am a wrestler who’s talented in all categories and I do what I want to.  I do all of this yet I continue to get screwed by the authority figures and the people who are up these people’s asses.  Yeah, you don’t have to lie about that.  You can be the “good” guy and pretend that you’re not kissing up these figures, but the sad reality is that you’re the establishment.  Men like Y2Impact, Devan Dubian and Xavier Williams are trying so hard to bury me into the ground, but no no, you brutes.  Do you think that I’m someone who stays quiet?  Look at my eyes when I answer this question; it’s a hell no.  You old timers can keep going with this campaign of trying to convince everyone that I’m some rookie that will become a nobody.  You people come and go, but I’ve been here, 24/7, working my ass off, proving all of you imbeciles wrong.  That’s where the main events come in.  I’ve been up against the likes of Aren Mstislav, Diamond Cage and Y2Impact in my short run here in EAW.  Guess what?  These matches proved that I can step up to the big boys in this company.  I put on 5-star matches yet I’m relegated down to a nobody.  I am not a mid-card talent anymore, haha.  SO STOP TREATING ME LIKE IT.  THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE HARDCORE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING.  LEARN YOUR PLACE AND GIVE ME THE RESPECT THAT I TRULY DESERVE FOR MY DEDICATION.  

(Nathan grabs his title and swings it around.  He runs towards the camera and stops, where his face is in front of it.  He begins to mumble for a few seconds.  He snaps back into reality and throws the title towards Preacher Jamal.)


They’ve been wrong...
They are wrong....
THEY WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG ABOUT ME. 
LOOK AT ME.  THEY WERE NEVER RIGHT. 

I wasn’t randomly picked to qualify this match; I was picked because I am one of the best performers in this brand.  Carlos Rosso knew that he needed to put his feelings away and pick the superior talents of this brand.  My question to Xavier Williams and Jamie O’Hara is this: Were you picked at first?  Oh!  Look at the results.  They came in as negative, meaning that both of you don’t mean as much as Christian Locke and that one other guy who no one cares about.  Even that guy was chosen over two former main event talents.  What happened to you?  Here’s what happened: You fell off the mountain and now you’re reduced to being back-up bitches to future talent.  Don’t believe me?  Look at the facts.  Carlos didn’t choose you to join the team because he wasn’t interested in you at all.  The funny thing is that Xavier thinks that I’m going to crumble after my failures but if anything, he’s followed his own curse.  I’ve failed in these past few months, but everyone has seen what I did with my failures.  I made them into victories and rose to the occasion.  I won the Hardcore title for God’s sake and I still can’t get the appreciation that I deserve.  MY team is not mine because of GM Rosso’s biased agenda against the fresh, young talent.  A talent who surpasses what Carlos has done throughout his career.  I make Carlos look like Marco Fedor; a talent thinks they can get it all done, but they’re surpassed by me.  I could do Carlos’ job better than him and I will have the better career, obviously.  Mr. Rosso has responded to my statement and has said the following: “I will give Nathan Fiora the platform if he respects me and is willing to cooperate”.  Woah, woah, woah, woah.  You decided to call everyone else great and pointed my name out like I’m some sort of scum to you.  If this isn’t evidence enough, I don’t know what it is.  People like Carlos Rosso are yes-men.  They kiss up to all authority because they can’t do anything better with their lives.  In Carlos’ case, he’s just EAW management’s bitch, but hey, he would know a thing or two about that.  He says he respects me, yet he doesn’t have the confidence in me to finish a god damn match.  I have been successful and I can do things on my own.  Basically, I don’t need some old timer to bring out his friends to help me when victory was oh so close.  These are all facts; take a look at what I’ve done and you’ll be freakin’ convinced about my skills and abilities.  My focus is to be best in this company and this the rest of this talentless world.  My first steps to make sure that happens is to defeat the pathetic Team Dynasty.  Look at these “A-show players”.  What have they done to truly prove themselves?  They can’t keep up with guys like me.  There is the weak Jacob Senn who doesn’t know what he’s saying.  He’s just like the rest of the people in this match; they’re looking for a second chance to make their dreams come true again.  Why should I be scared of a man who has lost all credibility and what made him spark?  He should be afraid of me and what I can do in that ring.  I have been here, looking for the biggest opportunity of my life.  I have everything to lose in this match; this is just a stroll in the park for you, Senn.  After you lose to me, you can go ahead and lose to Oasis again in surprising fashion.  Maybe we can even reenact this match, making you look like the biggest joke this company has ever seen.  Bring something that will redeem your worth because it can’t even be recycled into something better.  You’re simply trash that needs to go into a dumpster.  Your time has ended and you won’t cut it.  You’ll be an exact representation of your own brand; not good enough.  I’m not some joker who depends on laughs to get myself on top.  If you’re looking for a talent like that, look no further than TLA himself.  Look at this joke.  What has he proved in the last week?  Oh, that he has some threats and he’s going to beat me up.  Boohoo.  I’m so so scared.  Are you going to throw burritos and say bad things to me.  Well, puto; go ahead.  Bring out your knives; bring out the guns; bring out your gangs; I am the face of Hardcore and I am not afraid of you or anyone else.  So how about you get the balls to say all of this bullshit to my face and see how fast I lay you out for the count of three.  You may not know who the hell I am, but know this; I am damn good at what I do in this ring.  Trust me; you don’t want to be in the ring with someone who’s willing to kill just to win.  I may not be a “team player” but then again, why be one?  These “team” members will be my opponents after I take the victory for Team Voltage.  There is no need to be buddy-buddy with people who will quickly stab my back.  That’s why I am alone and I do what I need to do.  I don’t say that I’m your friend and I don’t say I’m your enemy; I just kick your ass because it’s fun as hell.  You can say that I’ll screw up things and my fanboys will get mad, but then again, who the hell cares?  Fuck these people.  They don’t appreciate true talent and they’d rather look for a one-hit wonder promo man like TLA.  Feel that.  

(Fiora looks at a painting on one of the walls in the room that he’s in.  It shows The Mighty Don’t Kneel, in victory and success.  Nathan grabs a hammer lying on the ground and begins to strike the wall.  He quickly breaks many parts of the wall and is tired by the end of the process.  His hair is now all over the place and his eyes are twitching.  It appears as if Nathan Fiora is about to snap.)


There will be doubts….
There will be hate….
There will be PAIN.

Then comes my own team and their doubts about me.  Look The Mighty Don’t Kneel; you don’t know anything about me.  I’ve been watching you two and I’m slightly impressed.  Notice the slightly.  What I’m going to say to you two is that I am going to rise to the occasion.  I don’t need you two veterans telling me what to do; I know what to do.  I’ve been in this business for enough time to know what to do in high-profile match situations.  It doesn’t matter if they were in the indies, a backyard, your mom’s room or anywhere else.  The point is that you two want to keep treating me like some child and that’s where your mistake has been made.  The mistake is underestimating me.  You don’t think that I’ll do anything just to make sure that I get that opportunity.  I am willing to super kick both of you just to prove my point.  Jamie O’Hara.  Look.  I’m not a secondary talent.  I think you’ve just been too low in the card to understand that I’m in a better position than you.  Your time has passed and that’s why you’ve relegated yourself to hold the least significant title of the company.  A title that is defended against randomly made up teams; totally prestigious, right?  Look at the Hardcore title.  I’ve slowly made the Voltage brand into the most hardcore.  In order to claim that title, you have to have the balls to bleed and fight until the very end.  You call me a secondary talent but if you haven’t noticed, I’m blending into the main event.  I don’t need to be hand-held to be in there; I’m just doing my best every week and getting what I DESERVE.  But hey, let your jealousy shine, Jamie.  You called Nasir Capitani a secondary talent and look where he’s at.  Oh yeah; he’s about to be world champion while you’re a chump of a champion with your little friend.  You complained and complained; then you fell out of spectrum.  I lose too, trust me.  What I do is not to bitch; I just go out there and get what I want in any way that I can get it.  That’s why I’m better than you and higher than you in this show.  Don’t be mistaken by your misconceptions; no one really cares if you watch my caliber of talent.  You will be getting a free, front-row pass to what I can do at Territorial Invasion.  I might even slap that Mr. Clean head of yours into place to understand that I am a once in a lifetime talent.  Your partner Xavier Williams will understand that too.  To address your concerns, Xav, I know what I’m going to do when I lose this title.  After I lose this title, I’ll be moving up to the EAW Title.  I won’t be wasting any time to do it, either.  There will be no time to feel bad about my loss nor will I care; that title will not be useful to me at that point.  My true mission is to be the best, and in order to be the best, you’ve gotta be at the top of of this mountain.  Right now I’m in the top of the Hardcore division and I am now seamlessly making the transition to being a main event star.  Hell, I’ll be better than you because I will not accept a loss as my downfall.  You lost to Mr. DEDEDE and then you fell.  Isn’t it hypocritical of you to say that all of this when you’re in a worse condition than anyone else in this match?  Let me answer that question for you.  Yes, you are a fucking hypocrite.  All of you old-timers keep looking for excuses to make sure that I don’t surpass you.  Too bad, though.  My legacy is already being cemented.  This weekend will be the culmination of the hate I have for every single man in this match.  I don’t care who you may be or what you’ve done; I just don’t like you.  I AM SICK OF THE LACK OF RESPECT FROM EVERYONE.  EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW WHO THEIR CHAMPION IS.  I AM THE FUTURE, THE ALPHA AND OMEGA.  It’s about time you learn the truth.  It’s absolute; not an estimate.  This is it.  You will not see what is coming.  

MY LEGACY IS BEGINNING…
YOURS IS OVER...
YOU WILL ALL BE DETHRONED.

(Nathan begins to swing the hammer he used earlier across the room.  The camera gets a glimpse of Fiora’s facial expression.  It’s almost happy, but the twitching brings a topping of troubled to it.  Nate hits the camera with his hammer and the camera is static-y.  The scene fades as Nathan is seen sitting on the ground, laughing to himself with the Hardcore title.)

IT’S OVER.
The Elite-Lord
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:54 pm by The Elite-Lord
Ladies and gentlemen, the stage has officially brokered upon the point of no return. For when Lannister begun this inception, declaring that the eagle has landed - it has become the realization that instead, you came to see that Lannister is as he was, that he always will be. Ladies and gentlemen, for your hero has returned. And the ramifications of this justification will shimmer through the courses of surveillance at Territorial Invasion. Lannister has been labeled, Lannister has been targeted - but how none of these claims could shimmer down Lannister's spine. The beast that could not be tamed - the storm that has relentlessly made its way. And to those that failed to heed these warnings that the forecasts spoke of - how you have become the subject of this illusive game that now resides in the hands of fate. Lannister can see it now, the continuous disregard for the forces at will. It has become the type of jest that Lannister has come to expect - as Matt Ryder and his false idols have continuously made a link to the man they see today, and the confidence that resides within. Linking Lannister's confidence, Lannister's claim, to that of subjectivity and fraudulent. Let Lannister be clear - there is nothing  subjective about it. Lannister is who he is - he has maintained this all the while. While Lannister's opponents would rather have their way with words - or offer the tale of change, it is the lion that stands true. In an ever so changing world, a lion has always been the king of the jungle. Why should Lannister act to be a gazelle or a stag, when he has already embraced what he is perfectly suited to be. Lannister will leave the winds of change to the opposition, as that is the only gust they can cling to brew. Just remember not to be so quick to judge the lion - when you would be so quick to jump in his shoes.

Which leads Lannister to you first and foremost, false leader. Ryder, it is nice to see that your sights have horizon upon the one that's true, but you can leave the complimentary works to another's desire. Because the time has come for you to face the door in which you've repetitively knocked. We get the world we deserve, Matt Ryder - and how your ineptitude of leadership qualities and continuous demeaning town has bottomed your world. Those that suckle the reigns, fail to captivate at the time of war. While your sense of entitlement has been caught at a tone, it appears you are still a slave to the manipulation at work. There is not much more that Lannister can discuss with you at length about, but do come to know that conscience comes with a cost. And while you have judged your chances fairly, bad habits... you haven't broken one yet. You still dare to tempt Lannister when he has proven every turn a fallacy on voiding words. You could not hope to strike Lannister, even when he found himself at his most vulnerable state of mind. There is no hope that remains, now that the battle lines have crossed. You are a formidable opponent, Ryder - but you are hardly deserving of the world you aspire. Lannister has made a fool out of you every direction in which you would arise - what makes you think War Games will serve as a different path? It is quite the dilemma, isn't it, when you can see the reflection of your own limits by just looking across at the one they deem the Angel of Debt? But that's exactly what your calling has succumb to now. You may see Lannister as the stature that requires, the one-man army that Lannister represents, the unquestioned leader. But do know, Lannister never sold his words out to match the narrative - and you still serve as a pawn to the battlefield. And it only took Lannister for you to realize, that this is much larger than the stake of your vendetta against Zack Crash. Because when war comes calling, it's the name Lannister that the likes of you come to fear. For now, you may bask in your salvation - but come Territorial Invasion - let these games finally begin.

But you are not alone, in your stature - as you have surrounded yourself with those that masquerade as prey. Chris Elite, for once more, Lannister is not set on the value of your sensation of fear. Lannister does not embark in it, Lannister does not savor it. It is only the weight of your anchor, and the urgency of your white flag that Lannister desires. You may consider yourself a changed man because of the gold strapped to your waist, but if anybody knows the weight in gold, it's the man set before you today. And there is nothing more worthless than the material in which you hold dear, trying to perceive as if it has transformed your stature. Chris Elite, your basic qualms do not even dare pierce the skin of the lion you pend to irate. The blind courage is on display, but for that you deserve not admiration, but rather disgust. Bravery may fit the criteria of your basic needs, but to Lannister it serves as no yielding doom. That championship has clouded your judgment of mind, and for that - you must come to meet your maker. It is not the material that resides, but what trips inside - that defines who you are, Elite. And when Lannister looks at you, he sees a displaced figure in a haunted situation, masquerading as if he belongs. This is not Halloween, and this is not your trick or treat. The only trick that you have played is portraying this a treat, when Lannister is the will that can single-handily take the might of your allies to their impending cascade. You might be the face of new breed, but you've never seen a breeding combination like this before. Lannister isn't usually the one made to make assumptions, but he has come to thrive on the prophecies he rode before. Lannister could try to get cute, and fluff up his argument with words, the same way that you do - but Lannister thinks the cut and dry method is perfect for the situation at hand, instead: You have been lead astray. By yourself, by following the lead of a follower. It seems you have all reigned to multiply, but how the bell tends to toll when catching the sight of an instinctual predator. Some are meant to live as kings and bask in the riches of the spoils. Others, meant to sit the throne of their own content. And when Lannister is done with you, Chris Elite - you will no longer find salvation in that gold you've come to appreciate. Because Lannister will wire it for what it is - a false implication of your placement on the food chain. And ready or not, the king of the jungle has come.

How apparent it has become that there is indeed a fire in you, Marx - but how you like to play damage control with yourself, even as the highway winds its way down. No matter how compensated you feel for your decision to stand alone, for as the means of a man with no name, you will forever be shed in the same parallel universe with the company you keep. That you follow. But Ryan, how you've lead yourself astray, as no longer the necessity remains to mince one another's words. But here you are, talking up the sacred ground you walk, when the pavement remains wet. Through the footholds you carved, the cracks have come to peak. The proportional surplus you have stored trembles at the stake of these worth of desires. Perhaps a man that likes listening to stories and fables would gladly sit through your execution, like those that you call allies - but you have failed to shed the light on Lannister. But in this instance, your words have failed to strike true and hard.

When the reality of it is, Ryan - Lannister walks alone inside your state of mind. For Lannister knows your trade, Lannister breeds your brigade. You tempt to the idea that your beliefs are the world's hidden wonder, when really you stand still as Lannister's pawn. But the sensation feels so real this time, doesn't it? It has tricked your mind, a brain dance for the ages, as the sense of what you do, for once, actually cares to matter. But there's something for the rest of us to know, a concept you've hidden from the start. Where did you learn to lie to yourself, Marx? Deception in its prettiest depiction, being misled from the truthful eye. You proclaim to be the seer of truth - even proclaiming it as a source as to why generations will seek out your answers over the duration of time. Yet, this has obviously become a weight that you cannot bare. In order for you to "speak the truth for a long time", you actually have to get through some time, first. You continue to stumble upon your own words, serving as a walking contradiction. Playing fiddle to the narrative at hands, there is no fury of yours that could even entertain to wound Lannister at his core. The only substance being unleashed at your disposal was lost in the echo that sounds of your desperation. How, in the essence of time, the changing of your hands caught a moment of imbalance - and the precise clockwork that usually runs the sands, have betrayed you when you needed them most. Even right after proclaiming you have made no mistakes, the case of irony takes its course. Or is that just yet another "flaw" to you, false prophet? There is no singular flaw to be had here, as it just arises Lannister's growing suspensions. That you could never muster up to the ideals of your own perception.

But what is it, Lannister? What is it that Marx has struck untrue? Just look no further than the flawed logic that fell flat on its face. Lannister has told you time and time again, how perception can ever be so devious, such a lying tirade. But it appears that even men of Ryan Marx' intellectual fortitude can succumb to its devices. Why else would he contradict himself, proclaiming Lannister as the true leader, yet turning back around on his own source to suggest that Lannister plays second in command to Zack Crash's war? Which is it, oh enlightening one? Lannister is sure you're not used to such a party foul, but do come to know you were never dictating this pace on your own terms to begin with. You may have eclipsed long enough on what you deem true, but it is a matter of lies beneath now. Your twilight has long over-welcomed its stay - for the axis has lost the applicable bearings to shed this daunting light. You are a man of few words in the truth of it all - you just find different ways to spin your story. It is a story well spun, Lannister must admit - but hardly an original one. Definitely one Lannister has used to expense, himself. But at the end of the day, you just continuously spin in circles, ready to sound off anything that would even come close to representing an argument. But that is the flaw of your comfort - for what lies in between is shady. But no, don't think Lannister is just going to use one example as the means to why this rings true, for it digs deeper than that. Here you are, Ryan Marx - ever so willing to admit that you stand behind Matt Ryder, not wanting to play usurper to his throne, yet turn around and proclaim yourself not a pawn. In this world, you are what you are - and you are either the soldier playing pawn, or the monarch that dictates the battle on the terrain. Perhaps you just had a fault in logic, but either way, it is quite obvious that something is amiss. By just seeking individualism you are not playing pawn, so perhaps you would like to follow up on such simple concepts before choking on your own fables.

How your claims had not an ounce to merit to begin with, even if your fallacies are taken out of the equation. For Lannister need claim nothing - for the honor of "leader" has been bestowed upon him from the source of others. It appears all but Lioncross have come to the conclusion, much further than an imply, that Lannister is the leader at hand. And yes, including yourself. Or are to come to deny this as well, and further on your walls of contradiction to fit your facade? For warmonger, you lie - and cheat the establishment you built upon. Caught in a frenzy, you fired all the guns at once, hoping that any and all would catch fire. But while you live your life in the role as the rover, the wild storm has gust upon you. But that is just a testament to the desperation that boils inside, the volume is high and you caught the line of the static shock. For everything you accuse Lannister to be guilty of, Marx - how you are the one under verdict. This sound of truth that you imply, that you seek - it is the concept that molds the world around Lannister as is. Or is that simply the audacity in which you hold, aligning Lannister's confidence with that of a baseless cry. No, no - this is where history has betrayed YOU - for you have yet to be riddled in it. The reason you look at Lannister and proclaim leader - is because you know the battlecry he reckons, are those that can be deemed true. There was once upon a time that Jacob Senn and Devan Dubian linked Lannister's confidence to that of a falsehood, yet it was he that bore the crown of Elite. There was once upon a time that Jamie O'Hara felt he could conquer his demons, yet it was Lannister who once again had the hourglass at his hand. Lannister has engraved himself into the compliments of Ares Vendetta's skin, a forever awakening memory of what happens when a certain Lannister pays his debts. Yet, here you speak - seeing Lannister's claims as nothing more than gospel. Your claims are as clueless as your default of mind - and Lannister blames the void purpose you have always represented. 

Which at the end of the day, that is why you actually look forward to this encounter that is surely primed to leave you in only shame. This is your opportunistic time to leave a lasting footnote in this industry. However, it's just not the treasure you seek it out to be. And surely enough - this ride of deprivation and starvation has not molded you into a prophet, Ryan. But it's time to call it out for what it REALLY is - a feeble chance to take credit for Lannister's exposure. Your inspiration has rung authentic - but it will not last past the meeting of the one heralded true. This will not be a fable of yours, one that entails a righteous dislocation from the pecking order. You are preying in Lannister lands now - and there is not an acre of land that Lannister cannot cover. To you, there are only prisoners to the time. But to Lannister? There are only prisoners to HIS war, and by all accounts, you are nothing more than just a foot soldier in it. And just remember, Ryan - for what you hold dear, what you represent - Lannister already occupies. You are no pioneer in any sense of the word, and your desire to leave a mark, already secured by another source. You have no stone to turn, no lasting impression to make. You have chosen to follow... behind a man that is better suited to the role of following, himself.

But take solace into the frame that you are not isolated in this regard. For many on Team Ryder masquerade themselves in such a pretty disguise. But at the end of the day, everyone stays true to their nature. True to who they are. That's why Ryan Marx has accepted his role as the follower in Matt Ryder's war, not out of moral containment - but because he has the intellectual background to undertake the means of his limits. Everybody stays to who they are, even when the pawn perishes the queen - he is still the pawn. And just like in the game of chess, its the pawn that get capped quick. You may describe yourself as the slayer of kings - but how the soldiers of fortune never fulfill that dare to the seven seas of fate. The game is rigged, you see - and you, Ryan, find yourself on the wrong end of the fortune.

But the King?

THE KING STAYS THE KING.

And this is not your turf. And this is not your play. You are invading the King's war now. And at Territorial Invasion, you will to bask in your reality of being yet another face in the revolving door of men to take their shot at the king. Like a wolf that adores the moon when the clock strikes midnight, the vanguard of Lannister's hell is meant to unbound. And you, Marx - have earned your play on the King's chessboard. But you have failed to prove yourself keeps. The spoils that you seek, will cease to find the aspirations beyond the pages writ in that journal you keep. You claim win or lose, there is ascension from here on out, but how that is just the coping mechanism at play. To Lannister's liking, the hierarchy has made it to where Lannister is afforded the opportunity to deprive you from your worldly desires. You have forsaken the power that comes with the burden of Lannister serving as King, instead proclaiming it as Lannister's greatest expense of vulnerability. How you will come to see, at the end of the day, only power trumps power - and it is only Lannister that seems to have it in abundance. Lannister is not a godly man, but you will by all means be blood-soaked on that of a thankless crucifix. You shall serve as the sacrificial lamb, the one that the idols of humanity will come to sacrament. For this is the price for your careless error, and your lost breath. The time for weeping will be upon your house soon enough. For the sovereignty eventually gets its way - it's a matter of when. But well, in due time, in short notice of time, you will come to see, that some mistakes... you never stop paying for.

Because...

WHEN YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS.

And well, you missed.

...You ALL missed.


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Nasir Escobar
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:52 pm by Nasir Escobar
And here we are. The final nail in the coffin. Twenty four hours away from the culmination of all of this. Twenty four hours away from the beginning of the end. So my final thoughts. My parting words. If I had to get anything left out. One last bit off my chest. Anything left on my mind. Whatever it is I have not said up to this point. This is the time. I speak now or forever hold my peace. And believe me, you all have realized over the past month or so now, I LOOOOOOOOVE to talk. Now Aren. You made some valid points. You were correct about many things you said. But wrong on such a fundamental level for certain other things. I don’t want to get ahead of myself but...it sickens me to death that you believe I would dare plagiarize anything from you and make it into my own, as well I am also disgusted by the fact that you would dare insinuate that I would ever use and manipulate these people’s emotions to get them into my corner for this big match. First of all Aren. When I said what I said out there that night I challenged you for the EAW Championship, the night all of this was set into motion, I had no intentions of being the voice for these people, these fans to speak through. I was just a man who was pissed off at this business and needed to clear my mind and get my thoughts out there. But these people loved every moment of what I did and chanted for more and more. And you know what they say, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it huh? The people want me to be who I am now, I will deliver and give them what they ask for. Because that is what this is all about Aren. Giving the people what they want. That’s why I said I wanted to make this cool, fun, and interesting again. It wasn’t for me. This is not just about me. This is for them first and foremost. This business was founded on the idea of giving the paying customer what they paid to see. And the fact is Aren, over ten thousand strong this weekend be it tomorrow or sunday paid a lot of money to see me knock you off of your throne and claim the proverbial brass ring for myself. The fact is Aren you told a great story about how you fought to reach the top and defied what most believed you were capable of. Unfortunately there are two issues with that. FIRST, you didn’t do it for anyone else in that locker room except yourself and you most certainly never did it for these people, making you a selfish prick like I have been saying. SECOND, the moment you won that title, you BECAME their man. As a matter a fact, the more and more you progressed here in EAW, the more and more you morphed into what “they” believe a world champion should be, and by they I don’t mean the fans, by they I mean the guys in suits calling the shots backstage. The big wigs if you would. The men that determine how the EAW Machine operates. And now look at you Aren. You have grown and transformed into what you fought against. What we vowed we’de never become. What I still refuse to become, yet you have. You are a man of the machine. A man of the system. You’re the champion that they want you to be. You’re not the same man who fought with such fire and passion just to get to this point. And I don’t know if it occurred to you or not Aren, but maybe the reason I achieved more in NEO was simply because I was better than you. Maybe because I gave more than you did. I put in more ergo I got out more. Just like today I give so much more for these people than you, that’s why they give me standing ovations from arena to arena as well as why the boo you to no end and tell you how much you suck all across the map. And most importantly, you’re not the man I met three years ago and started the wild ride with. Aren I never “played” the victim for your information. I am just a man with legitimate beef and a claim at an opportunity I never would have gotten if I didn’t speak out against the way things are run in Elite Answers Wrestling as well as those that call the shots in this company! No matter how many times I stole shows or...scratch that, HIJACKED shows or got every single member of this crowd on their feet singing along with me, it meant NOTHING! So I go out one night and speak my peace, clear my conscious, and now all of a sudden I am playing a victim? Aren I just wanted a shot at your title, and an opportunity to change this place. That is all. An opportunity to prove to the entire world why I am the BEST! WRESTLER! ALIVE! Inside of the ring and when I hold a microphone in my hands, just like I told you at the press conference. And like I told you, I do want Voin. I only want to face the best Aren. And I only want you at your absolute best. If that means you have to draw out that darker half of yourself. The evil side of you. The demonic side that men fear. The side of you that changes the careers of those that confront it for the rest of their days. Then so be it. Because when it comes to the best I belong, IN THAT MIX! You have a lot more in common with Ares Vendetta than you like to admit Aren. You’re both pampered little crybabies that expect the world to bow down to them and give them whatever it is that you demand. But also...just as Ares plays up to the idea of being special, of being different, of not being like those that have come before him...you do the exact same thing. You act as if you’re nothing like Jamie or Vic or Xavier or Impact. But you are. You proved that to me and the entire world the night you kicked me square in the jewels. You are not special by any means Aren. You’re just another golden son. A fortunate one. A chosen one. Meanwhile I am the outcast. I am the unsung hero. I am the man fighting for survival, but like I said I am not only going to survive against you, I am going to THRIVE! THAT’S WHAT’S POPPIN THO! My entire life. Everything in my professional life and personal life has led up to this moment. I can break so many ceilings in just the span of one night. I can overcome the biggest hurdle in my career in the form of Aren Mstislav. Finally win a championship in this company, something I am long overdue for and a world championship none the less. I can shut every single one of the doubters that call me a choke artist or someone that cracks under the pressure of a big fight feel up for good. And I can etch my name alongside the greats, men that are immortalized in history as world champions here in the land of the elites! In just one night I can achieve so much. After just one match I WILL achieve so much. My name...is Nasir Capitani. I finally have become the hero of my own story. This is my tale. I am a man who fights for justice and calls out corruption and greed at any turn. Most of all...since day one I have been Simply Spectacular.
Victor Maero
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:41 pm by Victor Maero
The Final Rebuttal 


“Oh Phoenix… You finally grace me with your acknowledgement and you give me this verbal vomit?” Maero smiles as he walks through the halls of the Sanatorium. “You have anger issues, Phoenix, let me help you channel that. Right now you’re like a spray of water, sometimes hurting those in your path. But I can make you a pressure cannon, I can make you cut through steel. Instead you just scream verbal abuse at me for attempting to help you. You’re not going to be the only one having fun Phoenix. This match is going to be my playground. You’ll be the most fun to rend asunder, your screams have always been the most fun. You continue to make this fun because even with your unfocused rampage you’re my biggest threat in this match. Let me help you Phoenix. I swear it’ll be fun for both of us. You can keep screaming about how you're an independent woman who don’t need no man. Or, you can come with me and because the refined weapon we both know you can be. Swallow your pride so you can create something far greater. Don’t think that I’ll spare you my wrath just because I want you on my side. I know you Phoenix, I know that I need to prove to you in combat that I’m stronger, that you need me, that you WANT me. You’ve already fallen Phoenix, if I need to make you fall farther to make you see the light, so be it.” Maero bits his thumb for a moment before continuing.

“J.D. Damon, you just.. Ignored me. Am I mad? No, because that will be the biggest mistake of your life. You let your guard down friend, and doing that will let me slip my blade through that tight little armor you got there and pierce your heart. I will make you hate me, and not just in the screaming way. But true loathing. You will be silent with rage. You will kick yourself because of how you didn’t decide to see me. When you turn a blind eye you will feel pain worse than anything you’ve ever felt before. Welcome to the hardcore world Damon, welcome…” Maero grabs a scalpel from his pocket and stabs it into the wall. “To hell.”

Maero pulls the scalpel from the wall and examines it.  He chuckles and continues walking. “I have some tendencies that this match will indulge. My want for fear? Phoenix has that covered. My want to feel pain? Multiple opponents, Phoenix once more, and extra damaging weapons. My want to inflict pain? I get to do anything I want. I’ve got nothing to lose in this match. I can’t lose face or honor, I’ve got none of those left. All I am is a knight looking up at the castle saying ‘what if?’ I’m the Bishop of the Sanatorium, I always go behind enemy lines, I know how to tear you up from the inside out.  Every drop of my focus has gone into this match, I know how each of you fight. I know why you fight. I know what you want. What do you know about me? I’m going to destroy every single one of you. Winning doesn’t matter anymore. Now I just want to have fun, I want to feel...”

Maero turns to the camera and opens his mouth, the camera rushes into Maero’s mouth making the scene go black.

“Alive.”
Hades
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:09 pm by Hades
How are you enjoying your excursion down memory lane so far?  Is it all you thought it would be and more -- reflecting on days when you were perceived as a threat and to some extent relevant -- but I’m afraid all good things must come to an end; and I’m not just speaking on the subject of recollection.  The hourglass has but dropped its final grain.  In less than twenty four hours your body will be succumbed to pressure, the likes of which you’d never experienced, beneath two tons of dirt and gravel.  I’ve even taken the liberty to prepare your coffin personally.  I can’t wait for you to see it; excuse the bad pun but…it’s to die for.

In the beginning of this over-extended monologue, you made the very argument I’ve been trying to hammer into your thick skull for the past month now.  We are nothing alike.  We may’ve had similarities in terms of attire, but I’m afraid that is the only similarity we share.  Now I’m aware of the fact that as we age parts of our mind become more and more like a bank vault.  We’ll encase important notes, numbers, imagery, passwords, ideas, etc. in there and find ourselves scrambling for the combination at a later date.  Thus resulting in memory loss -- short term or otherwise.  So I’ll be as tactful as possible in reminding you of the following…I wasn’t the one who drew the comparisons between us.  That was all you.  I personally would never soil my good name by placing it in the same category as yours.  You’re the one who was arrogant yet naïve enough to believe that I’d stole from you when, one, I’d been doing this years before the EAW even existed; two, I wouldn’t waste my time in replicating someone so disgraceful; and three, I didn’t even know you back then!

Though I do have a confession, one that I must admit, I take great satisfaction in watching every theory of yours crash and burn right before your very eyes.  It’s a guilty pleasure of mine really.  And I certainly hope you’ve gained some satisfaction from it as well, because you have officially fucked yourself.  I mean, turning on me to align yourself with the same guy who dragged your name through the dirt is one thing, but to be upset about something as small as an acceptance speech regarding a career you weren’t even here to witness and allowing your resentment for me to come to this ‘awkward backpedaling’ is another.  I still recall that night on Voltage well…vividly, in fact…when I put up a futile struggle with the dogs of the Sanatorium only to have you race from the back and come in for the save.  It was that night when I heard from you, that I would be inducted into the Hall of Fame; you didn’t even give Management the opportunity to call me first, you just blurted it out.  You seemed so happy for me.  You patted me on the back and told me how deserving I was…and now you’re insinuating that my induction was found upon the fact I’d been here for an extended period of time?  …  Wow.  Okay I realize that I’m no top contender for any World Championships or a member of the iconic G.O.A.T Circle, but let’s not get carried away.  I’ve held just about every Title there is making me a Grand Slam Champion; set and shattered records in terms of attendance, longevity of a single Title reign, opponents eliminated in a single Rampage bout, and amount of consecutive wins at yearly events; won practically every tournament there is to win minus the King of Elite; have had dozens of classic encounters with the likes of Dark Demon, Zack Crash, Diamond Cage, Moonlight Predator, Jaywalker, Norman Hellion, DEDEDE, Starr-Stan, and many more; in addition to being a model roster member -- one who never questions the decisions of the powers that be nor pouts over them.  I am the first through those doors and the last out of them every Friday Night as I always strive to maintain a profound level of professionalism -- something you obviously lost touch of a long time ago, along with your sanity if you think I don’t deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.  Furthermore, if people could be inducted all because of longevity, then where’s George Copeland’s ring?

While you pander that, allow me to give you this:

EAW Promoz! - Page 34 Tumblr_nlt7ztadnL1tdk0auo1_500

In celebration of the alleged victory you’ve sustained against CM Banks and the rest of the world in overcoming the odds in spite of every obstacle that was justifiably placed in front of you to hinder your progress; because heaven knows you won’t be getting one tomorrow night.  If your idea of hardships involves me making myself the enemy of every athlete and authority figure in EAW just so I can feel credible when I show up to a scolding crowd every week, then you’re right I haven’t experienced them.  But we’ve already established that you’re not in your right mind, so let me stop reflecting on your ideals.  I get that when you and maybe a few others look at me, all you see is the result of all my work and sacrifices, but what you don’t see is the work and the sacrifices themselves.  Every night on the road, a long way from home…every long crucial hour of training…every agonizing loss that I keep buried in the deepest corner of the closet…are what molded me to be great.  Contrary to what you may think, greatness doesn't just happen overnight.  And it’s a never ending process.  Work, work, and more work.  You work to get there and work to stay there.  Really explains why you’re no longer considered such.

You have really dug a hell of a grave for yourself brother; making yourself the enemy of the last individual you’d want standing across from you in the ring, now prepare to lie in it.  Do be sure to send John Alloy my regards.
Phoenix Winterborn
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:09 pm by Phoenix Winterborn
“You know Maero…maybe you’re right. Maybe, just MAYBE…we do have more in common than we think, or what these people know. Maybe you and I could co-exist. We’ll see what happens, but you don’t want me to hold back, right? Is this what I’m hearing from you? Well…maybe this time, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! Did you really think that I would team with someone as batshit crazy as you?"

Phoenix was sitting on the back of a vehicle, looking out at the night sky.

“I mean, they say I’m crazy too, but all the good ones are, right? Maero, you want me to make this fun? I’m already making this fun by being here, even though I am personally offended that I have been regulated to a match such as this. I am hurt, and disappointed in the fact that Carlos Rosso has his head so far up his egotistical ass that he cant see that *I* should be the one fighting for the EAW championship, not that [censored]boi Nasir Capitani. What, was he that butthurt over his ‘friend’ deciding that the championship was worth more than some throwaway friendship that Nasir felt he DESERVED a title match? Get the hell out of here. So, by that measure I should be in the world title picture since I feel I’ve been wronged by a man who I THOUGHT was looking out for me, but noo…here I am, wasting my time with people who quite frankly couldn’t hold my jockstrap on their BEST day. People like Ahren Fournier, who is so coked out on whatever, that he actually thought talking about BDSM on a INTERNATIONALLY broadcast promotion was a good idea! I mean, how entirely [censored]ed do you have to be to think that is even a halfway decent idea? Ahren, wipe the powder off your nose, and pray to god that you’re sober enough in time for this match tomorrow night, because if not? I am going to make it my personal mission to make sure you never step foot inside a professional wrestling ring ever again. You [censored]ing druggie, get out of MY business."

“Keelan is calling himself the Hannibal Lecter of EAW. What [censored] are you on? Hannibal Lecter is three times the man you’ll ever be, mainly because he’s eaten three times the men you ever will. A better analogy would be like Jason Voorhees or Freddy Kreuger. Some shit like that, but no, you had to go with the most asinine one you could, didn’t you? You’re no better than Ahren, or the others in the match who think that they’re hot shit. None of you are honestly worth my god damn time anymore. Not a single one of you are worth the time I’m wasting for this piece. [censored] this, I’ll see you tomorrow night, and you can all get these hands, and hopefully some of you will be killed off this weekend, so I don’t have to deal with you anymore."

END. 
J.D. Damon
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 10:59 pm by J.D. Damon
OOC Note: My sincerest apologies to everyone in this match for me not being as active as I usually am. I was without internet for the majority of the week until this evening, hence the uber late promo. But, without further ado...




Our scene opens up in a very, very dimly lit room. The only source of lighting is a single light bulb swinging from what seems to be the center of the room. However, we cannot see the rest of the room, so perhaps it’s not exactly the center of the room, or maybe it is? Fuck, I don’t even know at this point. Nonetheless, sitting at a dark wooden table sits none other than the man who claims to be the Wolf God, “The Ultimate Disharmony” J.D. Damon. Damon’s wet, dark hair hangs down in front of his face giving him quite an ominous look. His black leather Wolvesden jacket covers his torso as the spikes and studs that adorn the collar of the jacket shimmer in the light. He slams his taped fists down hard onto the table…

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW?!?!”
 
What does Damon mean by this question? Does he have everyone’s attention because of his actions this past Sunday night on Voltage, when he and five mysterious members of Wolvesden brutally attacked Black Sven during their match? A match that was won by Sven by disqualification due to these men getting involved. Perhaps. Perhaps that is what he is talking about when he asked that question. Damon slowly begins to raise his head, pushing his long hair back from out of his face. The camera pans back a bit as three men wearing black balaclavas are shown standing side by side behind Damon with their arms folded across their massive chests. These men… these… wolves stare with their dark eyes, nearly burning a hole into the camera lens.
 
“Black Sven, I must applaud you for what you were capable of accomplishing this past weekend at Voltage. Not only did you surprise me by nearly making me nap in the center of the ring, but you even took the beating of a lifetime like a grown ass man. And for that, I must praise you. You know, I didn’t think you had it in you. When I looked at you, it didn’t seem like you had that sort of fire burning within you. I thought you were just another jackass who couldn’t back up a goddamn thing that they said. You proved me wrong, though. Even though in the end, it was US who got the better of you. In the end it was WOLVESDEN standing over your lifeless carcass in celebration. You may have been able to take a few chair shots to the skull like a fucking champ, but it’s going to take a lot more than that to prove to me that you are truly what you say you are… HARDCORE. What you did next took me by surprise, though. When you decided it would be hilarious to break the arm of one of my own. Did you think that was funny, Sven? Did you think that was a smart move on your part? Because I don’t feel like it was very bright on your part. You see, what you did to one of my soldiers was probably the biggest mistake of your life. It’s one thing trying to take me out of the game for good, Sven, but it’s an entirely different ball game when you fuck with the rest of Wolvesden. By doing what you did on Voltage, you practically signed your life away. You signed your own goddamn life away when you did that. But, what did I expect from someone like you, Sven? You seem like an individual who doesn’t think before he acts. You have not one, not two, but several – SEVERAL – hungry wolves ready to tear your limb from limb, Sven. Let me ask you – how does that make you feel? Does that give you some warm, sadistic feeling inside? Or by knowing that, does it make you shake and tremble like the scared little bitch that you truly are. The scared little bitch that needs to hide his face from the world underneath a mask. Silly me, I already know the answer is the latter option. I don’t even know why I bothered asking. Now, I am sure that for the past week you have been celebrating with the rest of the inmates that inhabit the psychiatric hospital you reside in, talking about how you single-handedly defeated J.D. Damon. Newsflash, Sven…
 
I GAVE YOU THAT FUCKING WIN!
 
It was me, Sven! I’m the one that allowed you to win that match. These men standing behind me? They allowed you to win that match. If it wasn’t for Wolvesden, you would have had your spine broken in half by me and left the arena as a loser. But, this weekend at Territorial Invasion is going to be entirely different. We will be entering a match in which there are no disqualifications, there are no count outs, there are no rope breaks, every single thing including the goddamn kitchen sink is one-hundred and ten percent LEGAL. You and I along with five other rejects will be entering a match that I hold near and dear to my heart. A match in which the rule book of professional wrestling gets ripped right in half. A good ‘ole hardcore match. A match where every single one of us will be walking down to the ring on our own two feet, but in the end will any of us be walking out in one piece? And yes, I understand that the odds are greatly against my favor and I am sure that was our “fantastic” general manager’s plan the entire time; put J.D. Damon in a match where there are no rules whatsoever against FIVE men who embody this “new era” that is attempting to high-jack the entire company that is Elite Answers Wrestling as we know it.  These wannabe wrestlers, these... boys will do whatever it takes to make sure one of them walks out of Territorial Invasion as the victor, but I will do everything within my power to make sure that doesn't happen. Gentlemen, I encourage each and every one of you to get hyped up for this match. Get fucking hyped! I want every single one of you to walk in to this match with your heads held high just so I can bash them in with a fucking chair until there is nothing left except for brain matter all over the canvas of the ring. The blood of this "new era" will stain Territorial Invasion this weekend, that is my promise to you all."

"Now, I don't claim to be the one who is going to win this entire match, I'm not currently in the position to make such claims. What I do know is that I will give each of you one hell of a fight. If for some strange reason I end up going down because of one of you, believe me when I say that I will go down fighting. I will go down swinging. And I will make sure to take one of you, if not all, down with me. Remember how I said earlier that I the odds are truly against me heading in to this match? But, let's ponder on that notion for one moment. Are the odds truly - I mean TRULY - against me? Knowing damn well that these three men, these three men that I handpicked to be members of my personal Elite Guard, as well as the rest of the Wolvesden waiting in the shadows, would you still consider the odds against me? Remember, gentlemen, when you fuck with me, you FUCK with the rest of the wolves. These wolves that are hungry for human flesh and human blood. These wolves that will eat every single one of your ALIVE."

"I wish every single one of you luck heading into this match and... MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!"
Scott Oasis
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 7:56 pm by Scott Oasis
Shut the fuck up.

Please Mr. DEDEDE, for once in your life. Just shut the fuck up. How many times must you verbally jerk yourself off? Stop with this ego filled drivel you spout out at every opponent, I’ve had enough of it, I’ve heard you say this same thing again and again. Like I pointed it out before, you always do the same song and dance, you just make some small alterations depending on the predicament! Every time you try and play it cool, you try to laugh off your opponent and talk down to them. You play up your character and begin to engross yourself in the role of God. The obvious threat in front of your face is somehow minimalized ; the credible opponent that you should be greatly preparing for becomes viewed at as nothing more than a mere mortal, an underling to you. Everything is just an obstacle for you to overcome, it’s never really in question in your head, any time someone that isn’t some five to six year EAW veteran with multiple world titles you write them off and treat it as a gift wrapped victory almost. It’s as if in that scrambled, desperately reaching mind of yours, you can barely be challenged, you can’t lose. You’re the untouchable EAW legend and any valid point that gets brought up is passed off as ignorance. Deep down in the back of your thoughts you can recognize the truth in my statements though. I can tell. Any time a nerve is struck it makes you go on the defensive. You have a great way of words, I’ll tell you that. You can make a damn good speech, you know how to tell a story and sell a Pay-Per-View match, but at the end of the day, those empty words, those dramatic, almost movie-like statements you make only serve to soothe the worries of your dim-witted followers and keep your image looking good. They have nothing behind them. No meaning. These sorry attempts at intimidation and belittling me do nothing. In fact, you have helped me head into this match even more confident than before.

You hide behind these spin meister versions of events, these over exaggerations, these tall tales you love to tell -- they are your go to, they are your way of getting the last laugh and avoiding having to accept any flaw. You have a lot of reasons to be cocky, I won’t deny that. You have carved a hell of a spot for yourself here in Elite Answers Wrestling, you’re a hall of famer AND Hall of Fame champion for a reason but when you get big headed, you leave yourself open for more mistakes. You get sloppier. You get comfortable. That is what you have succumb to. You have gotten comfortable, DEDEDE. Too comfortable. I know what you’re going to say though. You’re going to bring up how you apparently welcomed this fight. You wanted it! You needed it! You enjoy being made to bleed, the idea of being tested in such a way excites you, you like leaving your position of a God! -- That is what I meant when I made the point of “small alterations” You say you like the feeling of being human, you say that you like the idea of being able to leave your throne and face great danger, but be honest, do you really? Or is this just another approach of yours? Is this you creating another story to tell? You’ve set it all up, it’s the perfect scenario for you. “Mr. DEDEDE’s spot is in jeopardy!”, “this is his biggest fight yet!”, “DEDEDE has so many odds against him!” All leading up to a big come back, all leading up to the perfect ending of him taking out the beast that was looking to take over Dynasty. And then of course you can expect the “I told you so!” moment! The moment he’d be able to sit right back on his throne and call out that he is king, and do his usual shtick; talk about how his in ring work is like Picasso on the canvas, that he’s like Steph Curry in motion, it would be perfect! He’d rant until his heart’s content!

Come on now, I can not be the only one who realizes what’s happening can I? He didn’t see that blood pour on the mat and think of a new challenger, he saw a new opportunity. He saw a way to get even more buzz around himself and add to the aura of his reputation! I thought you really were ready to recognize me as a competitor but the MOMENT you talked me up, you turned around and acted as if these past eight weeks were the only bright spot so far in my career. As if I WASN’T beating Hall of Famers like Hades and Starr Stan in my first month. As if I WASN’T Interwire Champion. As if I WASN’T headlining multiple shows within my first year. AS IF I WASN’T THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DAYS PRIOR TO THOSE EIGHT WEEKS! You feigned being humble and daring, but only just so you can get off your high horse to be close enough to jab at me. If you view me as such a big opponent and know that I’m not like the rest of the rookie scrubs you’ve taken on, why can’t you give me any credit for my past work? Why can’t you at least ACKNOWLEDGE what I have done? You want to complain about me referencing bad moments in your career but I still was able to bring up your accolades, I still took note of them and made sure to keep that in mind when scouting you. I respect your work, I’ve said it time and time again you’re a huge target to go after, but like any skilled hunter, I know how to observe. I research and think out every possible situation. I still see the kinks in your armor, no matter how much you want to say they don’t exist. You can act as if I’m crazy for pointing them out but any wrestler worth his salt can see it. The same can be said with my flaws. Yes, I had been defeated by Lucian Black in convincing fashion. Lucian capitalized on my weaknesses in the same way I had done you only a few weeks ago on Dynasty. I purged myself of those weaknesses though, I know you addressed my reactions to the loss, calling me out for how I had done Zack Crash and my Omerta brethren, but at the end of the day, they were indeed a crutch. Running with packs only hurts you when the time comes for you to walk alone. I am of course to blame for having aligned with them in the first place, I’ll admit it, but can you not admit you have let yourself be consumed by your own hype?

Yes you had a great World Championship reign, yes you had a great Answers World title reign, but how did those end? About the same as my match with Lucian. Your World title reign? Tyler Parker hit you with ATP after ATP and forced a ref stoppage! Your AWC reign? Ares Vendetta brutalizes you to the point that some people thought you were never coming back. Very similar stuff except the difference between me and you there is that I learned, we won’t be seeing that happen twice! I’m not entitled, I just state facts. When I ask for something or say that I am going to obtain something, I go out and I do so, that has been a constant since my rejuvenation. There is no getting ahead of myself here, you yourself acted as if I, a mere marksman in your eyes, was not capable of winning the war. You defaulted me into the role of a loser and treated yourself as the far superior general. You are the one getting ahead of yourself and acting entitled, I just went ahead and corrected you. A general can fall to a marksman at any moment. There’s a certain unpredictability to him that makes him so dangerous, that makes his chances of victory so much higher. All I will need is one opening, DEDEDE. It’s already been established what I can do when there is a single crack in your game plan. I only speak in truths DEDEDE and while I’m saying them to you right now, they are spoken best in the ring where they can be heard loud and clear. What makes you so much better than the men that I’ve already beat, to the point that that experience does not matter? Those names you passed on, those were indeed tests -- tests that I passed with flying colors. Perhaps that’s why you chose to diminish them? Sort of how you did the previous battle, the fight I won which started this whole metaphor of ours”. I won the battle but did not win the war.” War like you is said to be armageddon, war with you is something no man is meant to want -- but at the same time, when going to war doesn’t momentum matter most of all? Isn’t that what shows who will have the upperhand? Currently I’m leading. Again, facts. Now, I know this final battle of ours is going to be even more extreme, I know it’s going to be even more intense, but you can bet your ass that I’m ready for it. The shooter has taken his position and has you in his sights. My trigger finger is itching in anticipation, my mind is racing as I think of what is to come; cover the battlefield in blood, tear my camp apart, put me through hell, I’m expecting it, I AM PREPARED! Just know when you finally let up and it’s time for me to pick my spot, no matter what you’ve done to me the shooter will always be ready to take aim and fire. One bullet won’t do it you say? So be it. It took me ten to take out Jacob and I wasn’t sweating it. I’ll riddle your body with holes, I’ll flat out annihilate you until there’s nothing left if that’s what you want. One bullet won’t kill you, but it will definitely put you at my mercy. And that’s all I need to set up the beginning of the end. Human, King, God, it all ends the same once you are left to kneel in front of The Ice Man.

So at the end of the day Mr. DEDEDE Ryan, you sweat, you bleed and you cry like everyone else….you’ve just become really good at convincing people that your failures are just opportunities to succeed again. But your time is over. You’re at 14:57 of your 15 minutes and I’m about to be the one to usher you out.

I just hope you have a good story to spin when I embarrass you.
Carlos Rosso
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 7:53 pm by Carlos Rosso
A WRITTEN ADDRESS FROM THE GENERAL MANAGER OF VOLTAGE: CARLOS ROSSO

 

Friends

EAW Universe

Fellow members of EAW Management

 

I have not been one to do much speaking this week as we prepare for the annual Territorial Invasion slated for this weekend. I have been excited to be an integral part of the organizing of this event and I can assure you that Voltage’s handprint will be firmly over this year’s edition of TI. Carson Ramsey will settle his score with Kenny Drake in a no holds barred hardcore match. Continuing the trend of Voltage being home to the most brutal, vicious wrestling in EAW, we will have our Hardcore Invitational to crown a NEW Hardcore Champion. Though I myself am not particularly fond of Hardcore wrestling (I’m biased to the now defunct Pure title and what it stood for) I cannot go against what has already been done with Starr Stan retiring as the final Pure Champion. These men will brutalize themselves and risk all to wear one of the most prestigious and challenging titles there is in our sport. Aren Mstislav will defend the EAW Championship against Nasir Capitani in what should be one of the premier matches of the entire event. The matches that I have named will put on display to the maximum what Voltage is all about: intense, physical competition where Elitists can do anything within their imagination to emerge victorious.

The other contest that I have chosen to speak to you about will be proof of Voltage’s ascension to the top of the EAW mountain, our Dominance of Elite Answers Wrestling. Ironically enough, a man with the last name of Rosso, Italian for Red, was apart of the Red Brand for years. During my tenure there I was an Interwire and Unified Tag Team Champion. I lived, breathed and died for Dynasty. My Blood, sweat and tears went into making that place what it was for so long. Even when EAW tried to KILL Dynasty, I stood by it, becoming one of it’s most ardent and passionate defenders. That culminated with the triumph of Team Dynasty at last year’s Territorial Invasion during War Games where myself and Lucian Black, their current Champion, submitted Zach Crash to end the tyranny that he had imposed on us.

Amazing what happens in a year. I moved on to Showdown when the people at Dynasty more or less chose DRASTIK over ME. How did that work out for them, hmm? He wandered off into the wilderness again while I engaged in the final battle of my wrestling career at Pain for Pride, losing to Aren in one of the greatest triple-threat matches that EAW has seen or will ever see. I quietly moved on to retirement after that. It was my belief that with the CWF AND EAW Championships resting on Aren’s shoulders, that it was time for me to go away and live life. Too many people in this sport, and I will not bother naming names because this letter will never make it to print, stick around longer than they should to hog up the spotlight. I know that on multiple occasions that I was within moments of taking the EAW Championship and that if there were a rematch there was a possibility of beating the Russian, but I thought that my time was over.

However…things took a bit of a turn when I was given a phone call by a certain member of the EAW brass. I was, to my astonishment offered the title of General Manager and was tasked with navigating it through a new age. I have to say that through the draft that I inherited some of the most amazing talent in the world and I am truly honored to be person in charge of fostering the fighting spirit of the Golden Brand, the Gold Standard of EAW. I took the job for that reason and because….frankly, I had unfinished business. Though my career as a wrestler as far as I am concerned is finished, the word Dynasty still brings the urge to vomit. I have been called a lot of things by a lot of people, but I wanted to prove that a man who once ran Showdown and the Classic Wrestling Federation of old times could EASILY produce a more potent show than some of the more inept members of EAW’s Management who are in charge of Showdown and Dynasty respectively.

I took the job of Voltage General Manager with the goal in mind of proving once and for all the lack of creativity and control that my counterparts possess. Dynasty has been eager to accept my challenge and thus this “Divide and Conquer” match was born.

I look at the teams and I see no doubt as to the outcome, honestly. A broken down, beaten up, washed up version of Devan Dubian. Jacob Senn, another person who has overstayed his potency and usefulness in the wrestling world. Let me make clear before some of you send me angry tweets, emails and the like: I respect both of these men. Very much. I have competed against them. They WERE great. But they are not anymore. Diamond Cage is another man who is great…when he shows up to the arena. I have no doubt that he can be a dangerous adversary, but I also have no doubt that he his unpredictability and unreliability is a potential nightmare for Team Dynasty. Alex Wilder. Ha. The man who tried to build himself in my image, using the template that I laid out for those in EAW to follow, a man who I myself attempted to train along with that equally inept Japanese floozy he was gallavanding around with. He is a failure. And then there is TLA. A man who is lower than a dog. A fake, pretentious little cockroach who has done nothing to back up his larger than life mouth. His suffering, of all the other Dynasty wrestlers, is something I look forward to witnessing the most. The other four are at least a loyal, hodge-podge group of warriors past their expiration date. He is a worthless little punk.

The team that these men are facing? My Handpicked Captain, arguably the greatest EAW competitor of all time: Y2Impact. Grand Rampage Winner, World Champion. Hall of Famer. Anything that there is to do in the sport he has done. The man who was considered The only TRUE Spartan in EAW, Matt Miles. The Mighty Don’t Kneel. Both Xavier and Jamie are former World Champions and the current BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD. And then there is Nathan Fiora. A man where I have some disagreements with but I respect his talent and will give him every platform he desires to prove his worth….as long as he is respectful of my authority.

If I could compare this match to a game, I would call it chess. Five Pawns against A King, Two Bishops, a Spartan of a Rook and a young Knight eager to prove himself. Voltage has far too much firepower for Dynasty’s rather feeble attempt to cobble together a team.

With these troops, I will crush them and usher in a new Shining Era of Voltage. An Era created by my own genius and ruled with a benevolent fist tempered by fire into hardened steel. Dynasty once abandoned me when I needed their support after everything I gave to making Dynasty one of the most compelling wrestling programs in history. And now, I will gleefully watch as my handpicked band of savages tear apart the last remaining shreds of Dynasty’s dignity.

 

Voltage Ichiban.

Dynasty……Niban.


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Ryan Marx
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 6:46 pm by Ryan Marx
Territorial Invasion Promo 4 – The Final Word

The scene fades in and we see Ryan Marx seated at his desk once again. There's no chessboards, no mirrors, no theatrics. He has returned to the basics, sitting at his desk with his journal – his pride and joy – in his hands. Taking his time, Ryan reads through the journal as if it were a gripping novel, something that seems much more narcissistic once you consider the fact that it is filled with words he has written himself, and has probably read more than once before. After turning the page, Ryan finally turns his attention to the camera, not a care in the world visible through his demeanour.

The sun is dying. Light is fading. Time is ticking. And Team Crash are falling apart at their shoddily-stitched seams. Terry and Tiberius rose from their graves only to fall right back into them, Nico has gone full 'Bible study' on everyone, Zack has spent far too long setting up his grandiose statements that often fall flat, and Lannister is trying his best to try to present himself as a proper leader for his team. How the roles appear to have reversed. Time is a cruel entity, and it appears to have turned the tables on you, Team Crash. Remember how you were saying that Team Ryder was in shambles due to the fact it is made up of varying individuals? I guess embracing diversity has prevailed for us, whilst clinging onto a flawed concept of loyalty has left you all floundering just a day before the FPV. I knew it from the start – it's impossible in a War Games match to be one harmonious unit. I thought that if anyone would know that, it was Zack Crash, 'the War Games veteran'. But apparently not. You've all tried so hard to point out Team Ryder's flaws that you've fallen prey to your own vices.

Closing his journal, Ryan places it down and focusses his full attention on the camera.

Tiberius, I don't have any need to be on equal footing with you. In many ways, I have surpassed you. Perhaps you have done more than I have in EAW, and maybe you are far more experienced with War Games and wrestling in general than I am. But that doesn't put you above me, nor does it make us equals. Me and you are not on the same intellectual plane, we are not on the same level mentality-wise. Whilst you sit there and focus on petty things such as jealousy, entertainment, and legacies, I am mentally preparing myself not just for this match, but for every possible trick you could throw at me. Marxism doesn't need to find its roots in order for me to defeat you, because unlike you, I don't need someone or something else to fall back on. You have J Dynasty and your vapid 'legacy' to fall back on because you're afraid of falling back into the obscurity that you had to claw out of. Just like you're afraid of me.

I can tell from the way you say so little about me and some of my other partners that you're hesitant to speak. You're unprepared for us, for me. It's amazing – considering the amount you have to say, I assumed you had cut out all of the waffling and would make some genuine points. But instead you have said less than nothing. You've padded out your speeches with talk of the past: past War Games matches, your personal history, and Cyclone. Who gives a damn about Cyclone any more? It amuses me that this is what some members of Team Crash, such as you Tiberius, like to focus on. Are you trying to divert attention away from your own lack of ability, or are you doing anything to distract from the talent that Team Ryder has compared to you? In your case, I feel like it is a ploy to distract from the fact that every word that comes out of your mouth adds absolutely no strength to Team Crash. You were quiet for so long that I almost forgot you were a part of this match, and when you did speak, you threw out some vacuous and clichéd insults and then said nothing more of note. If I had to guess, I would say that is a pretty good description of what your performance at Territorial Invasion will be like: barely anyone will realise you're there, you'll do something in an attempt to make an impact, but it will be futile as soon after you try to make a statement, you'll fall back into the unknown that you fear so much. If anyone is exposing their insecurities in this match, it's you with your silence and lack of anything relevant to say whenever you speak.

And now we come back to Terry, who judging by the looks of things, has changed hardly at all from his last promo – except for the fact that he has become just a bit more aggressive. Which of course opens you up even more to examination...not that there's much to look at. Whilst I said that Tiberius says less than nothing, actually being less than nothing is an honour that goes to you, Terry. Who are you? A Hollywood bust, a guy who needs some serious anger management classes, or an empty vessel that OMERTA is using to create their own little mascot? I listened to what you had to say and thought about how much of a threat you might be, but then at the end you said 'In OMERTA we trust' and all of that legitimacy went out of the window. Since joining OMERTA, you've just become one of Zack's henchmen. I mean, you're even wearing an OMERTA hoodie – at least someone's buying their merchandise. But how lost can someone be? You aren't just lost in terms of the direction you're going in, but you're also lost on a deeply personal level – something that will be proven this Saturday when I take advantage of your brainwashed mind and secure a mental victory over you.

Chris Elite hit the nail on the head when he said that one of the worst things about you is how you think you know Team Ryder so well. I know that may sound hypocritical coming from someone like me, who has just spent time picking you apart, but you make it so easy to dissect you. You're a walking psychological case study of what happens when someone deludes themselves into thinking they'll be something if they join a group of more popular people. Though enough of analysing you, let me address what you had to say about me. What was it? You said that I'm overhyped and that I'll just fall. I'm well aware that this isn't just another Showdown match, though I don't know what gave you the impression that I thought that way. If it was my calm disposition, then allow me to explain: I'm not calm because I have failed to grasp the weight of this match, I'm calm because I haven't really seen or heard any reason to feel anything but relaxed. I may fall flat on my face sometime in the future, but the difference between me and all of the other new guys that have come and gone is that I will get right back up. I guess that's the difference between you and me as well, Terry – I'll get back on my own two feet, whilst you'll rely on OMERTA to pick you up off the ground. And unlike you, Terry, when Territorial Invasion comes around, I won't be letting anyone down because I will prove to everyone that I am the true future. I know you may feel insecure because once upon a time you got that opportunity and then allowed it to slip through your fingers, but I won't allow myself to make the same mistakes you have. My career is steadily growing, whilst yours has been dying ever since you came back to EAW. I wouldn't be surprised if joining OMERTA as nothing but a dispensable lackey for Zack is the final nail in your coffin. And to think: you believed joining OMERTA would solidify your position as one of the greats. I would laugh, but I feel overwhelming sympathy for people like you. Introduce yourself to obscurity, Terry, since you'll be living there for the rest of history soon enough.


Ryan pauses for a moment, and the continues to the next member of Team Crash.

Nico, since you don't have a lot to say to me, I don't have a lot to say to you. I'll make your dissection as quick as possible right now, because I'm running out of things to say to you. Though, don't take that as me admitting defeat because you've 'stumped me' – I just don't want to repeat myself like Team Crash have been doing for the past week. You went full religious zealot in your last promo, didn't you? It's almost as if you're praying to God that this War Games match doesn't leave you too debilitated. There may not be any atheists in foxholes, but there are also no believers in foxholes either. There's only people with strength, and people with so many weaknesses that they lie there and pray for salvation. Your sermons won't help you when Territorial Invasion comes around, because just like Cain did to Abel, Team Ryder will cut Team Crash down and laugh at the futility of your prayers.

A hint of a chuckle escapes Ryan as he smirks.

Now to Zack Crash, poor unfortunate Zack Crash. A man whose symbolism is about as subtle as being smashed in the face with a baseball bat, and whose words are as hollow and brittle as broken bones. I'm glad you don't hate me – hate causes anger, and anger ruins people in the worst ways. Just look at your lackey Terry – he displayed a lot of aggression in his first promo, and hasn't recovered since. I will admit that you're admiration is well-placed, though it's a shame that I don't return it. You can bark on about how you've paved the way for people like me, but none of that makes me respect you. If you hadn't done it, someone else would have – that's how expendable you are to the equation that created today's EAW. And let's be honest here: you stating that you're an 'independent thinker' is laughable. You surround yourself with yes-men and followers who do your bidding, and your thoughts have been influenced by the past and those who surround you. You only thought you were being held back because you saw others around you being successful and envied their ability to think ambitiously. Though, I'll entertain you and adhere to your definition of an 'independent thinker'. I'm not an 'independent thinker' – I'm an intellectual thinker. My intellect drives me, not my need to seem independent and better than everyone else. You, as an independent thinker, took the difficult route of building your own path, despite the uneven terrain and barriers that you could see in its wake as you constructed the foundations. But me, as an intellectual thinker, assessed my surroundings and will pick the best and most intelligent way to create a path. My brain tells me that there is a way to succeed here that doesn't follow the path you've so graciously laid out for me, and so I will take that road rather than your unpredictable bridge that crosses over a ravine where so many have fallen and gotten lost.

My status as an intellectual thinker is also why I accept my flaws as 'flaws' and don't try to hide them behind some lackluster belief. Do you know about innate ideas? I imagine not because you don't seem like the kind of person who would believe in such a thing, but Descartes spoke about how we as humans have ideas that are built into us. Unfortunately, he used this argument to try and prove the existence of God, but just because the workman was using his tools wrong, doesn't mean the tools were broken. As someone who has examined human life and psychology for so long, I'm not afraid to admit that innate ideas are very real. I believe that we all have this innate idea that we are flawed. We're never perfect. It's why I call my egotism a 'flaw', it's why you felt you were being held back, it's why people have to fight in order to accept themselves. Because we have the innate idea that we are in some way faulty, and that breeds insecurity. You even admitted that whilst you accept your flaws, you still hide them. Of course, you can then bury those insecurities deeper by trying to justify the action with a philosophical quote, but that shows you have a flaw you can't hide. You're a coward. It's why you hide behind grand set-ups, why you love to make statements with your symbolism, why you protect yourself behind OMERTA. And then you go as far as to say you don't care about what others think of you. I'm sorry, but if you couldn't care less about others' opinions on you, then why would you rebel against people who overlooked you? Why create OMERTA to build yourself up? You see Zack, as you rush to hide your defects, all you do is create more. It's why I bare my true flaws to the world. I'm not afraid of them, and I know full well that people cannot take advantage of them because of that fact. Whereas you have just opened up more wounds whilst trying to bandage up others.

It's also amusing to me that you are the one who is telling me not to listen to the indoctrination of others. How many people have you brainwashed into joining OMERTA? Judging by Terry's level of delusion, I would estimate that a lot of people have eaten up your false promises of fame by joining your faction. You sit there as an indoctrinator and tell me not to fall for people's brainwashing, yet I am the most independent out of us both. And when I say 'independent', I'm not talking about your warped definition of it. I mean truly independent. I admit to my flaws and stand here on my own, ready to fight off the wolves that face me not just at Territorial Invasion, but far into the future. And this isn't new. I've been independent and have fought against the 'brainwashing' of the masses long before I joined EAW. I remember when I worked for the research department at King's College London, and whenever I dared to voice my beliefs, I would be chastised, mocked, and silenced by others around me. They tried to indoctrinate me, but I was a true independent thinker. So despite the fact that you like to think you're the only person here who has fought against the beliefs of others, that you're the only one brave enough to be independent and go against the grain, you have to realise that you're wrong. I was 'rebelling' against the system of indoctrination before you made any impact here in EAW.

Though I have perhaps been vicious in my dissection of you, Zack, I can admit when you make somewhat accurate points. There's a reason you're in the Hall of Fame, and perhaps it is due to the fact you carved your own way through this company. You're right: maybe I wouldn't have survived if this was DEDEDE or Demon's time. Their times have passed, due in no small part to your actions. But guess what, Zack? This is no longer your time either. Your time is fading away, and Territorial Invasion will be the final swipe that will wash away your time and leave behind a blank slate for me to create my everlasting future. It does take time and effort to create something as epic as a new era, and soon enough I will have invaded this system enough to not only cross the gap between you and me, but to completely leap over you and land in my own new world.

Finally, we come to the true leader of this team, Lannister. The man with so much to say. Though unlike most of his teammates, most of his words aren't hollow. Every time you and I engage, it comes back to this issue of the similarities between us. I know I keep swinging back and forth like a pendulum between agreeing and disagreeing with this sentiment, but that's only because Lannister is a very two-faced man, in numerous metaphorical senses. Having two faces is not only confusing for those around you, but for yourself. So often, people lose themselves because they can't differentiate between one face and another, which is the kind of feeling I get from Lannister, especially when it comes to this War Games match and his affiliations with Team Crash. You may be fighting for yourself, just as I am, but why fight beside Zack of all people? His ideals are not just oppositional to yours, but they also seek to destroy the path you've laid out for yourself. I may be associating with Ryder, but at least his cause does not seek to destroy my own. Time may be a flat circle, but that circuit can be broken, which is what I plan to do. You on the other hand sit there and gloat about how much of a king you are, whilst failing to see how time treats kings. If time is a flat circle, if history repeats itself, then you will fall victim to the line of tyrannicides that precede you. And you settle for this, your own demise, not just by allowing history to repeat itself, but by allying with the narrow-sighted Zack Crash as he lays waste to the world you've built for yourself. So whilst we may have our similarities – we both do what we do for ourselves, both desire influence – there are also differences between us, with our treatment of history and time being one of them.

And then we get to this whole issue of how I have tainted myself by apparently standing behind Ryder's cause. His name now lingers around mine, detracting from me and my ambition. I may wish to play the role of king slayer, but as you play the role of the king, you face the same issues I do. I know myself and others consider you the true leader of your team, but let's not forget that that team is called 'Team Crash'. It's not only me who is suffering from the ailment of playing the role of the sidekick. In fact, you play that role much worse as you run around accusing others of being sidekicks, when you are in fact more of one than anyone else. There you sit, so full of yourself, so sure in your power as a king – and yet here you are, playing second fiddle to Zack Crash of all people. My desires are second rate to my 'superiors'? At least I'm not second rate to Zack Crash. I don't make mistakes, just like I don't act all high and mighty whilst serving as a sidekick for someone else. Say what you will about me, but notice that I have accepted my fate as the 'newbie' in this match. I'm not pretending I have more experience than others, nor am I trying to usurp Matt Ryder as team leader. Meanwhile you continue to push this agenda that you are a king, yet you serve as the prince to Zack Crash's reign. Does that hurt you? To know that despite all of your hard work going into this match, your team will be known as 'Team Crash', and the self-proclaimed army that is Lannister will go down as just a name in a list of irrelevant individuals. I may share a crown with four men who have very different causes to my own, but at least I'm not sharing it with a man who will gladly stab me in the back and wipe my name from history if he succeeds in his endeavours.

One more issue came up, one that you explained to me very clearly. I apologise for taking your words literally before, but you must understand that considering who else is on your team, one needs to take words in a more literal sense to avoid confusing those with lower intelligence. I'll admit that what you said about me being quiet in comparison to Ryder and Parker is true, though it is hardly a revelation. The rich get richer – the people with a large audience listening to them gain more listeners. And then everyone else is pushed to the side. Ryder has been contradicting most of what I have said, but that's because he is trying to filter my beliefs to present them in his vision. It's common for that to happen when you have a team that is made up of five very different people. Matt Ryder isn't the entirety of Team Ryder though. This team is built up of five individuals. A five-headed hydra, with each mouth saying something different. It's no surprise that some are getting more precedence than others. I may be egotistical, but even I am aware that I'm not the most recognisable face in my team. It's no wonder that people would want to listen more to veterans such as Ryder and Parker. But that will soon change. The fact that my words haven't penetrated people's skulls has nothing to do with me being quiet in any sense. There are protesters who shout in the streets, there are politicians who speak on national television, and there are people who come out here in EAW every week and talk until the fans get bored – yet all of them can be silenced. In order to be heard, you don't just need to speak the loudest for a short moment. You need to speak the truth for a long time.

And that is what I will do. It doesn't matter to me that some choose to listen to the words of others over my own, not right now at least. Why? Because I'm aware that there's a minority of people who do listen to me. Even if they give me a few minutes of their time like you do, they're still listening. I'm not a revolutionary or a protester – I'm not here to rebel against the system and get silenced. I'm playing with the system, digging deep into it and using it against itself. I'm doing what Zack wasn't intelligent enough to do. Some, like you, may say I'm failing because my words are being lost in a sea of sound. However, I haven't made a single major mistake yet. Since you like to point out my alleged mistakes, allow me to direct you to your own. Saying that I have been drowned out by the droning of Matt Ryder and Tyler Parker is perhaps true, though the assumptions you've made from this fact are fatal errors. I made the comparison between myself and carbon monoxide, and it remains true here in this instance. I may be hidden behind the wall of sound that is Ryder and Parker, and I may be concealed by a team whose ideals do not mirror my own, but that just makes me deadlier. I'm 'invisible', and I'm working through the vents of the EAW system, manipulating myself to fit through every crack and bend. Win or lose at Territorial Invasion, I will have left my mark, my words and beliefs seeping into your mind and the minds of others who dared to listen to me for even a second. And then once everyone is inhaling and exhaling my philosophy, breathing it in without a care, I will switch everything on its head and leave you all gasping for air. Your assumptions are not helping your case, Lannister, because you've already breathed me in and opened yourself up to the effects that I can cause. I am a king slayer in a sense, though not the kind that you may envision. I'm not a hero who will stand there in shining armour, sword at your throat and bravery in my eyes. I'm a toxin. I act slowly and meticulously as to avoid the mistakes you have made by acting so quickly and obviously. Whilst I do not bite the hand that feeds, I do manipulate it by infecting the brain that controls it. Like I said before, I'm no pawn.

I'm not setting myself up to fail at Territorial Invasion, because win or lose, I will have taken my next step towards success. But what about you, Lannister? If you lose at Territorial Invasion, will that be a huge blow to your kingdom? Will that slay half of your army? Will the doom that sits opposite you at your banquet table move ever closer, leaving rotten food and a crumbling castle in its wake? If there's one thing I've learned from these exchanges, it's that you hate being stood behind the voices of others. It's why you talk so much, why you enjoy imparting your wisdom and praise onto others. But me, I have no issue with being 'quiet' – for now. Lannister, get used to living behind a barrier of sound, as this Saturday time will do what you believe it does and come around to claim another king. Then I won't be quiet. I will be louder than the roar you boast about.


Ryan smiles and picks his journal up once more, opening it up to the page he was on before he closed it. Though he doesn't go back to reading it, not immediately. He still has one more thing left to say to the camera.

Team Crash, those were my final words on this matter. This Saturday, I will back up my words with action – I will roar louder than Lannister, I will cut down Nico, I will push Tiberius into extinction, I will prove how hollow Terry is, and I will send Zack back down the path he created, all the way into obscurity.

Ryan smiles before looking back to his journal. The video begins to glitch. Cut to static. Fade to black.
Victor Maero
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 6:00 pm by Victor Maero
You Proctocele


Maero sits on a fold up chair in front of a white bloodstained backdrop. He spins a scalpel between his fingers and chuckles. “Ahren, you’re my first reply! Shame you were wrong on so many counts. We’ll go one by one, how about that?” Maero rolls his head on his shoulders and begins counting on his fingers. “One: you called me Victor Maero and Victor. Names Maero friend. Victor is pretty dead. Two: Welcome to the Sanatorium, we take precautions so the police don’t mess with us. But don’t worry, the man I took was the scum of the Earth. Why won’t the cameraman help?” Maero chuckles as he walks over to the camera and lifts it off the ground, he sweeps it across the empty, sterile, white room. He then places it back in the same position.

“Does that answer it? If I need a cameraman I’ve got all the kids of the Sanatorium. Also, I’m not on drugs. I despise the very idea of destroying my body with something like that. I can like you but still not find you interesting. Comedy doesn’t really make you interesting, just vaguely entertaining. Everyone needs a little mindless comedy sometimes, and that’s all you are, mindless. I was a successful doctor, surgeon and psychologist, now I wrestle. I don’t quite understand what is wrong with that, you’re funny and you wrestle, so what? Since when are brains and brawn mutually exclusive? Did you not listen to what I said? I don’t give a fuck if you’re scared or not, even though you seem to be. This man’s backstory?” Maero shutters. “He decided the easiest way to get laid was with a gun. This fuck didn’t just do that once though, no, no, no, that wasn’t enough for him. So tell me, am I the bad guy? I’m not a psychopath, I’m a sociopath, slip of the tongue on my part. Maybe I do have some psychopathic tendencies, however. No, I didn’t make up a meaning, fucking google what psychopath means. You failed to even be funny while talking about me, maybe being funny is tied to being a good wrestler, because it seems that you’ve become bad at both. Come on Ahren, I thought you were better than this. You give me a vague attempt at a comeback and cross your arms in the 90s rap pose with a stupid smirk on your face as the world around you burns. You’ve done nothing Ahren, all you’ve done is entertain me with your antics. The only funny thing about what you said is that being kinky makes you hardcore… I’m a masochist and a sadist.” Maero shrugs. “Also…” Maero pulls on his backdrop making it fall to the floor revealing piles of barbed wire, gasoline cans, scalpels and other medical equipment, and five organs in jars with the words ‘Tempt not a desperate man’ carved into them.

“So those are your toys, huh? Everyone, say hello to mine. I won’t patronize you with the details, but you’ll see many of these in the ring I’m sure. I’m going to create hell inside this ring. You will all feel the wrath I’ve been waiting to unleash. What’s the worst case scenario? I win easily. If I don’t get a challenge what’s the fucking point? Or I could lose? HA, don’t make me laugh. If I lose that’s nothing. I’m desperate for a win, I’m yearning for pain. So come on! I’ve been thrown away so many times! It’s painfully obvious that I’m exactly what I say, and outcast of outcasts, the Black Sheep. I wouldn’t want it any other way. Every drop of strength I have is my own, and you’ll feel it all. I’m exactly as alone as I want to be. I want to feel stranded because it makes me fight a hundred times harder. I fight for those like me, I fight for the castaways and the loners. The beaten and the broken. The hurting and the unique. The dark and the light. What do you fight for? But there’s something else that always shines through, one other thing I always say. I’m the Priest of Life. Why do I always say that? I keep preaching to you about life itself. It seems all of you are blind enough to not quite understand what kind of gift we’ve been given just because we’re fucking conscious. You’re wasting it on failing to be funny and being general assholes.” Maero walks back toward the collection of barbed wire and picks it up. He slowly wraps the barbed wire around his arm as he speaks.

“You know one of the reason the Sanatorium works? Obviously we’re a family, but that’s not the be all end all. There are few truths in this universe, and we understand them. Each of us embody one. Eclipse Diemos has the simplest and possibly the most elemental of the truths, that of fear and terror. Madison Kaline embodies the truth that we all must face, entropy and change. Stephanie Matsuda, she has joined us because of her denying one truth, anger and rage. Anthony Leonhart has one of the most destructive, brutality and sacrilege. Naturally, mine is still the odd one out, mine would usually be seen as some kind of saving grace or beautiful light. But unlike most would think the burden I bear is truly a curse. My truth is that of life. Life is something so many take for granted and it makes me sick. Everyone in this match has wasted what they have to such an extent that I can ignore it no longer. I’m SICK OF IT! Mine is possibly the easiest rage to avoid, and yet your stupid blunders have enraged me to an extent I’ve never felt before. You’ve failed yourself in so many ways it makes me want to vomit. I’ve spent my time on this world cultivating my mind AND body, all and of you have done is bulk up and become an asshole or dream of an unachievable future. You’re not interesting, you don’t scare me. Phoenix is the only exception and I swear to god I’ll make him feel as much pain as those I feel this rage against. I will prove to myself and Phoenix that I AM STRONG. This isn’t my first rodeo, I know how battle royals work, and I’m going to win this one. I’ve lost many of these because I wasn’t strong enough, but this one will change that. I’m desperate this time. As I’ve said before.” Maero looks at his arm wrapped in barbed wire and back to the camera. He swings his arm into the lens of the camera making everything go black.

“Tempt not a desperate man.”
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Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 5:38 pm by Guest
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Carson Ramsay
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 3:34 pm by Carson Ramsay
Yada yada yada.

Don't you ever grow tired of flapping your gums, Kenny? No ache settling down your throat?! Can't you feel the warm crimson seeping through your eardrums whenever you part lips to talk? Everyone else sure does, I'll tell you that much. You sit there, bitching and whining about how my words hurt you emotionally, as if I give two shits. I seriously don't though, I never have. These lips of mine have uttered far worse things than whatever they spoke in your name. If anything, it was never my main aim to insult you. Why would I insult a man who epitomizes failure in its every shade? All I've utilized them for was to preach a truth and chronicle the war of attrition that you and I have waged against one another. However, for some reason, you still sound so incensed at it. It frustrates you to know that all of your misdeeds and displays of villainy at my expense haven't made me budge a muscle, that you and your swarm of rats don't really faze me. You deemed it a stupid thing to do on my end, as you should. I don't expect a weakling such as yourself to discern the clandestine brilliance behind what I'm in the midst of accomplishing here. Whether you wish to admit it or not; I'm in your head, Kenny. All this time I've got you by the strings, tugging you left and right like a damn puppet without you even realizing it. You think you've mastered the art of mind games and to some extent, you have, but ever wondered how you've reached that point? I helped you get there. I awoke the wolf inside of you, I compelled the voice to take over the way you think and act instead of succumbing to its counterpart that advocates reason. I MADE you tap into that vile, mutinous persona that would stop at no length or boundary to push its point across. Simply put, I CREATED THIS KENNY DRAKE. You said it yourself; before you and I joined forces as a team, you were merely an awkward individual whose sole purpose of existence in EAW was to make people guffaw during commercial breaks or sleeper bouts. Now look at you. A leader of a mindless herd of sheep and, as much as it irks me to say, one of the hottest things going on Voltage. Neither of those achievements would have seen the light of day if it wasn't for the night that you decided to stab me in the back on, Drake. You know it, I know it and the whole world knows it. I can easily foretell your instant denial of the fact, so spare me that reaction. Just know, destroying a creation is way less difficult than actually creating it. Allow that thought to sink in because soon, you'll experience a concrete proof of it.

I don't care about your warnings, Kenny; They don't differ from those that preceded them. I don't care about the countless occasions upon which your mob had me quivering in a pulp of my own blood; that was my life for years before I decided to come here. I don't care about you stooping so low as to barge into my own widow sister's house and use her and her son to make a statement; they share my bloodline, they're just as strong as the man who is about to halt your very breathing pattern this weekend. The tip of the blade has been shattered, Kenny Boy. You can't drill it any deeper. Nothing you can do I can't map out beforehand with ease, which should serve as a warning to YOU when we lock horns at Territorial Invasion. Do not sleep on the fact that I know you better than you know yourself, as I'm sure the other way around applies. When you go about taking a step, I'll be ten more ahead of you. When you go about swinging for a punch, I'll already be showering you with a barrage of them. Don't compare me to the Svens and the Cetinichs, simply because those two guys have the 'fresh meat' excuse to justify their wrongful judgments. I, on the other hand, have been here just as long as you have— though achieved so much more than you did. You hit one nail on its head; Voltage is like a jungle nowadays. Survival of the fittest is the norm and everybody who fancies surviving on the golden brand has to keep two eyes on the back of their cranium at all times. Howbeit, you don't have to depict yourself a coward by joining packs when the going gets tough. You could have lived through this little rivalry of ours on your own, Kenny. Granted, you might leave it a with a missing limb or several shattered muscles, but that's all collateral damage. Repairable damage. Instead of choosing the ballsy highway though, you took the pussy-esque shortcut and now here we are; eyeing down what could potentially be our last appearance on EAW television. Rest assured, what we'll engage in won't qualify as a standard wrestling match. It won't be a good ol' slugfest, far from. When we both step foot into that squared circle, hell will be unearthed. When I say that both of us will be aiming to take the other's last breath, I'm not sugarcoating it. I'm not spewing some bullshit so that the marketing stooges have something catchy to slap on a shirt or use in a promo package. Myself and Kenny may butt heads over a plethora of things, but we both share one very [bad] trait; when you tread past the line that distinguishes business from personal business with us, you're bound to be put down and kept down. As fate would have it, Kenny did just that for yours truly and somehow, someway, I did it for him as well. Make no mistake about it, I embrace the risk. If I'm paying Satan the visit earlier than expected this Saturday, then so be it; as long as I won't be the only one standing at his doorstep. 

You're right, Kenny. We probably will go down and under TOGETHER, but YOU and you alone will stay there. The end is near, Mister Saint of Killers. The demise of your pack is inching closer by the second. 

The wolves will be slayed. The wolves will be slayed.
Mr. DEDEDE
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 1:10 pm by Mr. DEDEDE
Oh...

Hahahahaha, hahahahaha, I can't believe it. I forgot. This whole time. This whole time, I forgot who Scott Oasis really is. Amazing, you really have entertained me so far, you have failed to disappoint! I suppose it happens to the best of them. Sometimes you forget who a man really is. Sometimes you forget what he's truly made of... but a wise man once told me, "life will rarely validate your lies, but when it comes to the ugly truth, it is full of reminders." A man's presence can overcome your judgment, sometimes a small change in demeanor, or appearance, can greatly influence your perception of another human being. And in my case, when that human being delivers the kind of punishment that Scott Oasis has to me, it can knock you off course. It's Christ on the cross, crying out "FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!" to a God that would not respond. It's the human element, the flesh and blood, the synapses in the brain, the sensation on the skin, that can even overcome the Most High. Persecution is a very real thing. It rattled Jesus, the most perfect man ever depicted. In the Baghivad Gita, the nature of mankind evoked such disdain in Krishna that he decided the first noble truth in life would be that life is suffering, and all mankind would be subject to it, for it is what we truly deserve. Humans have had a profound effect on Gods in all of literature. It's not surprising that you, Scott Oasis, would have such a profound effect on me.

After all, you reminded me that I still bleed.

And more important than that... you reminded me how much I like that feeling.

This feeling of being "human", it's exciting, it fires up my senses, it makes me feel more alive. More importantly, it gives me something to strive towards. The feeling of immortality, something that you've delineated as being "untouchable" at least in the eyes of the world watching... it's a double edged sword. It's exactly what people like you wish you could be. It's exactly the kind of status that you spend your entire career, your ENTIRE LIFE, STRIVING TO BE. Whether you have the honesty to admit this or not, you see the throne I sit on and you come for the head of God the same reason why anyone else would attack the Godhead. You want the throne!!! You want what I worked for years to attain, and as indescribable as it is to sit on this throne, as gratifying and validating as it is to be here on the Throne of God... it can just as easily become a place of rest. And the best opportunity a marksman has at killing a mark, no matter how dangerous, is in it's sleep. That's why I don't sleep.That's why I don't like sitting on this throne for too long. That's why I prefer to descend the staircase of the pedestal on which my throne sits, and mingle with the likes of you, and that's why I enjoy when the likes of you give me a challenge.

YOU THINK IT FUCKING SCARES ME!? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!! I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! BEFORE THAT -- BECAUSE EVEN XAVIER WASN'T PREPARED FOR MY VERY BEST, BUT OH, I'M SURE YOU ARE SCOTT, AREN'T YOU!? I'M SURE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO!

OR ... you've fallen for your own hype. But please don't do that. Not yet. Please don't let the last eight some-odd weeks of success cause you to forget an entire career of mediocrity. Don't fall on your own sword when it should be me the one driving the blade through your stomach and out the back. Let me be your foil. Don't fall victim to the same mistakes that COUNTLESS people have made. As sick and tired as you might be having to be reminded everywhere you go about the level of greatness I've reached, I notice you won't let me forget about losing to a "20 something" Ares Vendetta in a war that lasted an hour and a half, that didn't end until my body could no longer keep up with my will. You won't let me forget about "struggling" to defeat Ryan Savage and Liam Catterson, which, if you go back to those matches and watch them for yourself, you'd see there wasn't much of a "struggle"... I digress. You conveniently forgot about the entire run this year where I knocked off everybody standing in my way as the Answers World Champion. If retaining my World Championship against all comers and competing in a more grueling match than anyone else in this company has ever subjected themselves to is a "kink in my armour", imagine my strengths! But of course, you conveniently forgot about me crushing The Machine and bringing an end to Hexa-Gun, a credible faction, an actual threat, unlike Zack Crash and his lackeys who latched themselves to him in hopes of a hand out. You conveniently forgot about me defeating Xavier Williams in a surefire Match of the Year candidate to earn myself this Hall of Fame Championship. But that's what people like you do, Scott. That's where the flaws in your mindset and mentality are still so apparent, and in such plain sight. It's such a wide slit in your armour, and this is where it becomes so obvious who you really are, and who the fuck I am. I can sit here all day long and dig at every scab and reopen wounds I know you'd love to keep closed, but you're forced to hand select what might be considered weak points and grasp at straws while doing it. Meanwhile your entire World Heavyweight Championship reign was pretty much a notch on Zack Crash's badge. You couldn't even defeat Tig Kelly without Zack Crash showing up. For a deplorable piece of trash, Zack Crash is sure loyal to his lackeys, he will go to bat for his lackeys, almost to the point where it's admirable. It's almost a redeeming quality of his that a devil like that would care so much about ingrates like you. He's shown you more loyalty than you could ever show to anybody, especially considering you were manhandled by Lucian Black and the first person you blamed for your failures were who??? Remind me again Ice Man, who did you blame???? Not yourself! Of course not! It's not your own fault that you were skullfucked in that ring by Lucian Black, you blamed Crash and OMERTA!

Only your generation would go out there and lose humiliatingly by themselves, and turn around and blame another man. That's why I don't respect shooters. Anyone from any era, even your coddled era, can pick up a gun and become a threat. Only your participation trophy having asses would do this. And I bet you still think you were justified in that. But you reminded me again, who the real Scott Oasis is. I still firmly believe you're going through a Metamorphasis, but there are some old habits that die hard, and you being an entitled bitch is one of them. How do you expect to reach God status, how the fuck do you expect to park where God stays, how the fuck do you expect to roll into the parking lot and take God's reserved parking space, when you act like a fucking amateur????

While you genuinely believe you can win the war against God, you speak as if the war were already over. I could have done the same thing as you after one of my "damage control sneak attacks" as you call it. I could have postured before the whole world and asked "WHERE IS THE ICE MAN NOW!?" and pretend I had the war won. But I knew it wasn't over, so I wouldn't do something so idiotic, I wouldn't make such a rookie mistake. It's interesting how people like you speak so confidently against me going into matches like we aren't ever going to put your theories to the test sooner or later. You've proven exactly why you don't deserve my respect yet. I respect you only as far as I can throw you at this point, and considering you're a big son of a bitch that isn't very far, so you won't have my respect until you win this war against me. Until then you're nothing but manpower and muscle, with a loud mouth. Strength and power can only account for so much, especially when the word "power" is done an injustice when referring to the kind that you have. You don't have the kind of power that's won me six World Championships and cemented my status as The Best Eve. You aren't able to bend realities at will, you don't change narratives at an instant, you don't shift the paradigm at the drop of a dime. Your power is the same kind of power gifted by God or by the gun -- because all you are is a marksman, but you forget Scott, that a marksman is as disposable as his mark. He's only a chess piece. You're only responsible for one move, and one position. You're not a general, you're not a sergeant, you're not even a good tactician. Fuck the battlefield, you're not ready for that yet, you don't even know your way around a chessboard! You think you've won checkmate before the game's begun, so how the fuck are you ever going to trap the king!? You want to talk about your own convictions, and sticking to your own convictions, by winning an impromptu match!?!? SCOTT, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED! There's still so much time for me to break you! I'm sure leaving Jacob Senn and I laying in the ring provided a real confidence boost to you, but you don't know a god damned thing about sticking to your convictions because they've only yet to be truly tested. You think Lucian Black was a test? You think Devan Dubian and Hades were a test? No no no no no no no, we have such a long way to go. If you ever cared to pay attention and see the many other wars I've won and even the few I've lost, you'll see the river of blood goes on for miles, and I've just only gotten my feet wet. 

But once we are waist deep in the river, Scott, you'll come to find out that the blood we are drenched in is that of those who thought they would take my battlefield in blood. That will be the harrowing truth you will be forced to face, and ultimately succumb to. War with me is not merely war, war with me is Armageddon. It's the final frontier of every man's career here in this company. It only goes on as far as you want to take it. And it comes with tribulation, and turmoil, and dread, as your hopes and dreams are absconded by rapture, and soon deception becomes your guide. You're forced to lie to yourself, do what soldiers do in the trenches, tell themselves it's all going to be okay, as if you fucking know, as if you're confident, as if you're omniscient, as if you can see for yourself, or that a God can see for you. You kiss your crosses, do your hail mary's and jesúses. I can't wait until I have you at that point. This pretentious arrogant pompous piece of shit side of you now, heading into battle, is an impressive act, but that's all it is. The real you will be revealed when you're neck deep and being pulled under, and fighting for your life, fighting not to drown, fighting for the intangibles, fighting for air, fighting for what you've always taken for granted. Gasping, in fatigue and in shock. I can't wait until I see you with my eyes, gasping for breath, before I knock the wind out of you and put an end to your ego. It's going to be so glorious, I salivate over it now, I close my eyes and fantasize about it. My lust for blood, it's the most human element about me, it's the sinner to my inner saint, it's the inner yang of my yin, and men like you honestly bring it out of me. But ultimately we are two men, beings, trudging through the desert with not a drop of water in sight, searching of a prize that will vindicate our crusade. Fight all you want for reputation, marksman. You want the throne? Finish the king off. One shot one do it. Two shots won't do it. Leave me bullet riddled, and then some. But while you fight for the throne, I fight for a much more worthwhile prize to me. I fight for something I currently do not have. I fight, this Saturday, for solace. And I will find solace in the oasis of red. Your defeat will be my oasis, Scott. It will be the fountain I drink from. Your hopes of my defeat, however, are merely a mirage.
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Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 12:53 pm by Bloody Jack
TERRITORIAL INVASION PROMO #5
 
[The screen is black at first, but then slowly begins to fade into a visible scene.  Once the image is completely clear, the scene before is remarkably simple.  It is compromised of a simple white room with no furnishings or noticeable features of any kind, with one exception.  A rich, red leather armchair sits in the center of the room.  And currently occupying that chair is none other than Zack Crash.  He’s dressed in a black suit, and wears an expression of calm and serene peace.  He inhales deeply, breaths out heavily, then looks at the camera and begins to speak.]
 
Zack Crash:  Sometimes simple is best.
 
Throughout the week leading up to Territorial Invasion I’ve used various settings and visuals as symbolic messages to help convey my point.  But with the big day so close at hand now, I figured that this time it would be best if I kept things simple.  No big set pieces, no hired actors, no pomp or circumstance, just me and you.  Because sometimes the more dramatic we are to get a point across, the more it gets lost in translation.  And with the match between Team Crash and Team Ryder getting closer by the second, the last thing I want is for my final words to be misunderstood.  In these final hours before the war begins, we have to look not only at our opponents, but also within ourselves.  Once we do that, once we obtain true understanding of every detail, we can truly know what separates us from our enemies, and we can finally step into that cage of hell with the weapons needed to walk out victorious.  Perhaps even our foes will finally begin to understand us better as well.  Perhaps they will see the falseness of what they think they know, and that realization might bring them a moment of comfort in defeat, for they will know that they weren’t failures…they simply just weren’t good enough to beat me and my team.  But I won’t hold my breath on that one.  I also want everyone to see me and understand that when we go into this match, I go into with calm and confidence.  And it is with that same calm and confidence that I will be leading my troops into battle.  Because despite Team Ryder’s every attempt to unnerve me (and I will admit they came close a few times), I remain in total control of this match and its outcome.  My opponents are very angry right now with me and some of the things I’ve said, which is precisely how I like my opponents best.  Angry people don’t make good wrestlers.  Angry people make mistakes easily.  And it is those mistakes that I plan to capitalize on.  Because that’s the kind of game I excel at best…the thinking game.  From the start of my rebellion all those years ago, I’ve been outsmarting opponent after opponent, thinking one, two, or three steps ahead of them.  I use either their hatred for me, or their underestimation of my skills, or their own hubris against them.  I’ve have studied the great chess players Bobby Fischer, the great generals like Sun Tzu, and the works of behavioral psychologists like BF Skinner.  I know how the average human thinks, what they’re likely to do, and it’s that knowledge that has allowed me to rise to prominence in EAW.  Some of my opponents may argue that people are able to adapt and change, and while I agree some are, it is plainly obvious that most of the Elitists in EAW are painfully predictable.  And it is this predictability that played and will play the biggest factor in my opponents at Territorial Invasion.  I knew what each of them was likely to say and how they were most likely to respond to my words, which I used to plan every step, every word, and every counter to them.  They danced like puppets to my song, and it played out beautifully.  But I fear I’m getting ahead of myself.  
 
So without further ado, let us begin…
 
[Next to Crash, much like in a newsroom, a picture of Ryan Marx appears.  Zack turns his head to see who his first target is, and he begins to laugh.  But it isn’t like the condescending laugh we’ve heard Crash employ before.  No, this is a laugh born of genuine entertainment and actual interest in the subject of his promo.  This attitude toward Ryan Marx is baffling to some.  Zack turns back to the camera, a warm smile on his face.]
 
Oh Mr. Marx.  You know despite the fact that we’re opponents in this match, despite the fact that I don’t agree with anything you’ve said over the past week, despite your every attempt to get under my skin…I just can’t bring myself to hate you or even dislike you.  Believe it or not I find myself admiring many things about you.  I admire your intelligence, I admire your verbal skills, and I admire your tenacity.  It’s just such a shame we find ourselves on opposite ends cuz I actually feel we could’ve been great allies.  For that reason, I feel it is my duty and obligation to try and guide you; to give you the benefit of my wisdom and experience.  And if experience has taught me anything it is this…don’t let others dictate how you should be.  Oh I can already hear your brain as it tries to think up a counter to deny this claim, but you let slip that this is your mindset with one simple phrase.  You brought up how you embraced your selfishness, your egotistical side…your “flaws.”  See if you were an independent thinker like me, you wouldn’t think that.  You’ve let EAW and the wrestling world tell you that having an ego or being selfish, that wanting anything for yourself is bad.  You may accept that side of yourself, but talking like that shows you still view them as flaws, but that you just don’t care.  But I don’t see these traits as flaws.  I see them as traits to be admired.  What others call selfishness I call ambition.  What some call egotistical I call confidence.  I figured someone as smart as you would understand that “flaws” can all too often be reconfigured into something else.  Our “flaws” are just the sides of ourselves people are jealous of because they don’t see them within themselves.  Your ego and your selfishness are not flaws, but the fact that you view them as such are, because it means your subconscious will always be looking to stop you, and eventually it will.  Unless you learn to stop listening to the indoctrination EAW tries to drill into your head, and listen to yourself.
 
But I am by none means a perfect individual either Ryan.  I may present an image of calm perfection, but that’s only because I know what my flaws are and choose to hide them from my opponents.  That doesn’t mean I don’t accept them.  I just believe in the proverb from William Hazlitt.  He said that “Cunning is the art of concealing our own defects, and discovering other people’s weaknesses.”  Yes I present certain faults of my own, but you have to ask are those my true defects, or are they maybe perhaps what I want you to think are my defects?  Some of them are true, some of them are an act, but the point is I want my opponents constantly focused on these aspects of me.  I’m sorry if this image you had of my doesn’t meet the expectations of what you’re seeing, but if that’s what you want then you’re perfect for Team Ryder.  Matty is a man concerned with how other’s perceive him, and look how his career has turned out.  If you’re smart Ryan, you’ll say fuck what everyone else thinks of me and do what makes sense to you.  That’s what I thought when you called me “uninteresting” or “boring”.  Good, that means you won’t take me seriously in the ring, and your look of shock when I beat the shit out of you will be ever more priceless. 
 
Whether you want to admit it or not, you and many newbies like you owe much of what you’re achieving to me and those who came before.  If you walk down a path, are you not enjoying the labors of the workers who paved that path?  Who do you think laid down the foundations or poured the concrete?  If it wasn’t you, then even if you’re walking on your own, you’re still enjoying the fruits of another’s work because now you don’t have to walk in the mud.  Just like how when I got here it was partially due to what the others who came before me had done.  The key however is to recognize this, and simply forge a new and even better path, which is exactly what I’ve done.  I’ve changed EAW more than any other Elitist who has come before me, and you are a recipient of that change.  You can talk about how you walk your own path, or how you seep into the air unnoticed, but I’m still the one who cleared the path before you got here.  In my time, you would’ve been met with roadblock after roadblock.  And sure you can say you’d bust them down or go through them, and I’m sure you would.  But you’re enjoying an easier and smoother path because of me.  You think Dark Demon would’ve suffered a guy like you?  You think DEDEDE would have permitted a newbie in the War Games Match during his time?  You don’t know this, but the environment before you got here was so political that opportunities were handed out based on whom you knew and blew, rather than actual talent or hard work.  I’m the one who changed that.  That’s something you can’t argue or deny.  Perhaps you’ll say you’ll walk a new path and fuck the road I built, which is an option.  But the funny thing about those who try to tread unsought territory, they all too often run into obstacles and predators they never imagined, only to never be heard from again.  If that’s the fate you want for yourself, then I can’t stop you.  But if you continue to walk down the path you’re currently on, just know it was me who laid the brick.
 
I say all of this out of concern Ryan, not hate.  Because I still see much potential in you.  You’re smart, verbally dissecting, analytical, and have an ambition I admire in one so new to EAW.  You just have to accept that you’re nowhere near my level yet.  Oh you can get there with time and effort, but as of now, the gap between us is too wide for you to jump.  And if you try, you’ll just fall to the rocky depths below.  
 
[Ryan’s portrait slowly fades out, only for a new one to fade in.  This time of Lioncross.]
 
You know LC, I have to be honest with you, out of all the members of Team Ryder you’re going to be the hardest to promo against.  I mean, how do you come up with something, how do you compose a compelling response when all you get is shit to work with?  The only thing I can think of is asking you how it feels to be the weak link of your team.  It’s a sad day indeed when the Cash In The Vault holder, the man who is “supposedly” to become a World Champion in a year, is the weakest member of any team.  Matt Ryder isn’t the weak link.  Chris Elite isn’t the weak link.  Hell, even the newbie isn’t the weak link.  It’s you!  And this isn’t like a Dream Team situation where being the weak link isn’t so bad because the entire team is full of talent.  Team Ryder was low enough as it was with the picks Matty made for his teammates, but you’ve made it so much worse than it had to be.  You’re the primary reason few believe Team Ryder has a chance of winning this match.  You ever hear the cliché that any team is only as good as their weakest member?  Well if that’s true, then Team Ryder lost this match the moment they allowed you into their ranks.  For all intents and purposes this match is actually a 4 On % Handicap Match, because you’re so off my radar that I don’t even consider you a threat.  They would’ve been better off if YOU had quit and Cyclone had stayed.  At least Cyclone was a main-eventer, at least he was a Hall Of Famer.  What are you?  Just some guy who got lucky one night at Pain For Pride, and since then hasn’t done anything to prove himself worthy of that victory.  You’re a disgrace to that briefcase you carry, and worst of all…you’re a disgrace to Team Ryder.  I’d call you a disgrace to EAW too, but with any luck you won’t be here much longer to continue soiling its good name with your presence.  And hopefully you won’t disgrace the rest of us in this match very long with your presence.  My first order of business is to have you eliminated first, so that the ring is at least only fully of those (barely) worthy of being in it.  You talk about needing to come up with a change and you’re absolutely right…a change of careers.  You don’t belong here LC, and at War Games, you’re going to see just how right I am.  
 
[Zack does a dismissive wave at Lioncross and the picture fades out.  Fading in is a screenshot of Chris Elite.]  
 
You know Chris I think you’ve been hanging around Matty just a bit too much lately.  You’re starting to sound like his clone, just repeating the same shit he does.  What are you, his pet parrot now?  Do you get a cracker every time you say Zack isn’t entertaining or delusional?  Well it’s nice to know you listen to him, because you clearly don’t listen to anyone else.  I distinctly said earlier this week that I don’t give a shit about being entertaining.  I don’t say things to make people giggle or smile.  I say things because they’re true, and the truth is never exciting, it just hurts.  It especially hurts for those to whom it’s directed at.  For example, the truth that I beat up you and Matty after our tag team match, and yes I am going to brag about it Chris, because by doing so I turned a defeat into a victory.  I showed everyone that even if someone does get the best of OMERTA, the celebrations won’t last long.  I took the momentum you had just gained, and I took one giant, massive shit on it.  And any time I do that to guys like you and Matty is reason enough to brag about it.  Nobody remembers that victory now Chris, they just remember the ass kicking afterwards.  So that one victory you brag about means nothing to anyone.  That’s truth Chris.  Here’s another truth, you’re a walking, talking shitbag of contradictions.  First you talk about how OMERTA doesn’t have any power, but the now you talk about how OMERTA isn’t going to have their hands in any outlets anymore.  Well which is it Chris?  Does OMERTA have power or doesn’t OMERTA have power?  Maybe you aren’t thinking before you talk.  Maybe, like a good parrot, you’re just repeating what you hear.  How about this little nugget.  You give excuse after excuse of why you didn’t help Matty at Dia Del Diablo, which I find funny because if you’re so interested in fight the corruption you think I embody, if you think I’m such a bastard, then why weren’t you there to help your “friend” when that inevitably came to happen?  Surely you both must’ve expected that from me?  You can propose your theoretical scenarios reversing the situation and how I might respond to it, which may or may not be accurate, but they’re pointless because that’s not how it happened.  Bottom line is, when Matty needed your help, you did nothing about it.  You could’ve helped him when you clearly saw something was wrong, you could’ve ran out there to try and save him or stop Hades, but you didn’t.  Because this noble mission you have of helping Matty stop me only extends so far.  And now that you’re finally a champion, you’re not going to put that at risk, just like you weren’t willing to risk it at Dia Del Diablo.  So in this match, when Matty needs you most, how likely are you to turn tail and run?  How long before you lay down because you don’t want to risk your championship reign.  I know guys like you Chris.  You act all selfless and noble, when you’re secretly the most selfish person in the room.  You’re even worse than guys like me because at least I’m honest about who I am.  You pretend to be someone’s buddy, their partner, that guy they can call in a time of need.  But once it gets inconvenient, well that’s when somebody has to be a “big boy” and fight their own battle.  But it’s ok because “they knew what they were getting into” right Chris?
 
And as far as my set pieces go, I use them as a visual metaphor to help get my point across, because some people (like yourself) are too stupid to hear the truth so they have to have it beaten into their head with visuals.  But I find it funny that my settings were the biggest bit you had to respond to.  Almost as if it was YOU who didn’t have anything meaningful to say.  Almost as if you’re jealous that you can’t come up with anything as creative as what I do.  But I digress.  I'm taking your advice however.  This time I'm keeping it simple for.  Simple images, and simple words so they don't go over your head.  The point is you focus on what’s superficial.  Instead of focusing on what’s around me, perhaps you should listen more closely to the words coming out of my mouth.  Maybe you should really think about them, look deeper into their meaning and purpose, instead of just what’s on the surface.  It’s why you’ll never be able to out talk me Chris, and you’ll never be able to out wrestle me either.  You think just because you won some midcard championship that makes you unstoppable?  Chris winning the belt is the easy part.  It’s fighting like a champion on a consistent basis that’s the hard part.  Sure you may have had one successful title defense, but these War Games match will be your first true test as a champion.  A Test you will fail miserably.  This will be my third War Games and your first.  And let me promise you that you have NO IDEA what you’re getting into.  The only advice I can give you is that War is hell.  But it’s so much worse when the Devil is the Game Master.      
 
[The photo of Chris fades away and is quickly replaced with Tyler Parker.]
 
Well it looks to me like I might have hit the nail on the proverbial head.  I call out Parker’s fear of me, and now silence falls upon him once more.  What’s the matter Parker, did the Boogeyman scare you?  Well I’m sure you’ll be feeling much braver once in the ring when Team Ryder is standing next to you.  Just remember that sometimes bravery is just a convenient disguise for fear. 
 
[Four members have now been dissected by Zack Crash.  Only one remains.  Zack looks eager as the image of Parker disappears, but is not immediately replaced.  Only silence follows for what seems like a long moment, as if Zack is purposefully drawing out the tension.  Finally, a BEFORE and AFTER image of Matt Ryder appears, displaying how his face looked before Dia Del Diablo, and a newer one showcasing his burns scars.]
 
And once again we get the same old tired bullshit from Matty Ryder.
Zack isn’t entertaining.
Zack is delusional.
Zack can’t win without help.
Zack sucks.
Didn’t you just last time call me out for saying the same shit?  Geez!  I guess nobody ever told you about the pot and the kettle.  Just FYI Matty, pot isn’t just something you smoke.  Maybe that’ll help you understand the metaphor better.  Oh and you’re insult about my Chairmanship reign?!  “Maybe you’re time in the ring will last longer than your stint as Chairman”?!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Can you even count?  I reigned as Chairman well over a year!  So are you saying I’ll be so good in this match I’ll last a year?!  Or maybe, since you’ve never been Chairman, you’re admitting I’ll outlast you.  Man, and you say I don’t think before I speak.  But it’s whatever.  If that’s what you need to do to feel better about yourself, then you be my guest.  I’ll take the first step then and I’ll give you something different.  I won’t mention how I’ve made you my bitch ever since I got your job back.  I won’t bring up how I burnt your face off.  I won’t even compare the differences in our accolades being laughable.  No instead let us talk about something different.  Let’s talk about effort.  You challenged me to put more effort into making this match matter to me.  But there’s only one problem with that…this match DOESN’T matter to me.  That’s what I’ve been trying to get across all this time, and it seems you’ve finally gotten it.  The only reason this match is taking place is because Damien Murrow apparently hates us both Matty.  He hates me because I’m a threat to his authority so he tries to undermine me with this match.  And he hates you because you’re in the ring and not on the commentary table, so he puts you up against me again hoping I’ll finish you permanently this time.  So yeah, as far as I’m concerned this match doesn’t matter to me.  Because really what do I prove by beating you yet again?  I’ve already done that countless times already, so nothing changes.  And what do gain if by some act of God you win?  OMERTA will still exist, I’ll still be in power, and I’ll still have more victories and beatings over you.  So nothing is proven and nothing is gained, which means that as a businessman this whole thing is a waste of my time.  This is all just Murrow’s attempt to make a statement so he can feel important and give himself a nice stiff one in his pants.  It’s just little annoyance I have to deal with before I move onto bigger and better things.  And trust me, I got bigger and better things planned for after Territorial Invasion.  But that’s for later.  Right now, my focus is you and Team Ryder.  My only purpose in this match is to get it over quickly because Team Ryder doesn’t warrant my full attention.  So my effort extends to only the minimum amount needed to beat your team’s ass and get on with my life, whereas the majority of it is focused on OMERTA and doing things in this business nobody in this match, including and especially you Matty, are capable of.  And if you really wanted to throw out the insult of “effort” perhaps you should be looking to your own team first.  Have you seen what Lioncross has given us?!  That doesn’t seem particularly inspired or motivated.  And what about Cyclone?  He seemed very motivated to run out the door.  Nice job molding your team into a “domination machine.”  But that’s really what we should be talking about.  Now that the time is so close for this match to begin, let’s talk about our roles as leaders.  I put together a team of men who don’t need me to lead them because they’re perfectly capable of leading themselves.  They have their own wants, their own desires, and their own reasons to want to win this match.  Which will guarantee we work together because all of our desires are linked together.  That’s what a leader does.  He units a group of individuals too dysfunctional to get along on a personal level and helps them to put all that aside for something bigger and better than their individual feelings.  That’s why between you and me, I’m the better leader.  Now what have you done to prove yourself a good leader.  You couldn’t keep your very first team member involved long enough to even get his first promo out.  You can’t get the one member of your team supposedly guaranteed to be a World Champion before the year is out to put forth a decent effort.  And you wanna criticize MY team?  You wanna criticize my leadership?  Look at my team and how much each of them have talked and talked because they want to win this match.  Now look at yours.  About the only two putting forth any real effort is Parker and Marx.  How sad is it when your subordinates out promo you.  You’re not a team, you’re just a collection of 5 guys who happen to be standing on the same side of the ring together.  Well let me promise you, that won’t be enough to defeat Team Crash.  
 
[With the entirety of Team Ryder covered, the final image fades away and no new one appears.  Zack crosses his legs and cups his hands on his knees.  Only now does the calm smile turn into an arrogant smug.]
 
OMERTA is EAW.  To some it may not be good business, to some it may be a threat to their careers, but regardless of what they think, but the fact that OMERTA pisses so many people off just proves to me I’m right.  Because people always try to fight change, even if it’s right.  I changed the wrestling business for good and for always when I was Chairman.  But my time isn’t done yet.  There still so much more to do, and I’ll destroy anyone who gets in the way of that.  If you lack vision, if you lack ambition, if you lack talent, then you have no place in OMERTA’s world.  I’ll go through each Elitist one at a time (or in this case one team at a time) until only the best remain.  Then I shall make sure that only the best are capable of signing up with EAW.  Only then will EAW rise to the top of the wrestling world to stay there forever.  And I shall rule it forever.  I will be remembered as the greatest Elitist EAW has ever known.  The man who rise from a simple thrill seeker on Turbo, to the leader of a new generation.  You can't write a better Cinderella Story than that.  I’m going to end to old world of EAW, and from it’s ashes build a new and better one.
 
This is how your world ends.  Not with a whimper…but with a Crash!
 

[Fade to black.]
Anthony Leonhart
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 11:07 am by Anthony Leonhart
ANTHONY LEONHART // THE SANATORIUM
WE CAME TO CONQUER AND DIVIDE.


Conquer and divide. We are born to do this. We are born to rule this land of elite, we were created to capture all the glory. All the prestigious titles that you live for. Our mission is to conquer and divide and we'll make this mission...our priority. We at The Sanatorium are not the cool, good looking guys, what we have is the bad attitude.  
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They don't like the stuff we do because it's NOT politically correct but we don't care, we don't have to answer for our naughty actions. We are not on your society, we built our own society and we live in this society with no freaking rules. We are our own entity. 

(Anthony Leonhart walks in the Sanatorium making circles and pointing the walls and the ceiling to give consistence to his speech and to have more movements to disturb everyone who's watching this.)

We are not corporate, we are free of all this stuff full of invisible chains that you live in and that's what you don't understand, you think that The Sanatorium is the group of people that saw evil but look at yourselves before saying that. Your stuff is kinda like "erm...we need to be corporate, we need to do this and to do that because if we do this, we're gonna be suspended." and look at us right now, we opened our eyes and saw the truth behind the lies and this is why The Sanatorium is already the greatest force in EAW. Because we see the truth on a daily basis, not the truth with some wicked lies.

(Anthony Leonhart stop walking and looks at the camera and the cameraman focus on his eyes and mouth to make a bigger impact when this will be shown on EAW TV.)

And guess what unwashed people...when The Sanatorium will be on the top of the mountain of Elite Answers Wrestling, we will forced you to like us because we will the gold around our waists and we will be the bad dudes with some bad attitude and everybody knows that bad dudes with bad attitude are more popular than boring spike-haired people with sunglasses, no offense to the Jersey Shore but that's not cool. That's cheap. KA-BANG. BOOM what you say Jersey guys. Cry babies cry. I don't care about you. I'm here about the pro wrestling business, that's what we're talking about and like I said million times, The Insane Krew, the Death Dealers of EAW, The Horsemen of Apocalypse of EAW aka The Sanatorium has one goal is to do an Evolution with a BIG E.

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And this Evolution...will be to expand our little sinister society as you, unwashed people use to say about us. But once you enter in the Sanatorium, you don't want to be out of this. Because we live in harmony, now take a look... take a look at what EAW is all about . Direspect, betrayal and this kind of vile things you can see and hear in the rosters and shows and in our society, we're about equality and respect even if you don't want to see it because you're too damn stupid. That's why we appear regularly on EAW TV. To remind you who we are.

JOIN THE INSANE KREW. JOIN THE SANATORIUM FOR A BETTER LIFE. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.
JOIN US TO START THE EVOLUTION, THE ONE WITH A BIG E.
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Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 10:34 am by MTM
They say happiness is the key to success. Well, underestimation is the key to failure. You underestimate just how much I truly know about you,  Devan, and that's why your rant about my “humiliation” will continue to fall on deaf ears. Sure, I’ve had my fair share of shortcomings but with every one of those I inch closer and closer towards success and there's a very good reason you claimed I have fallen short rather than being a complete failure. The difference between those two is that, despite often falling short, I’ve still accomplished many things in my EAW career. I have two title reigns under my belt, I’ve won the Spartan Cup, the same tournament that spawned the likes of Scott Oasis, and I’ve also won one of the rare competitive 24/7 battle royals, the same match that involved you little friend Alex Wilder. While it’s true that this perhaps wasn't the “same” Alex Wilder we know and dislike today, he’s still the same arrogant, cocky, untrustworthy son of a bitch he’s always been. So sure, MAYBE you can speak for yourself in regards to working together despite my doubts. After all, your reputation over the past couple of years speaks for itself. You've always been fickle, Devan, and that's why no one would trust you with a twenty foot pole. Words are just that: words. I could tell you now that I’m going to ride in to Territorial Invasion on a unicorn named Butt Stallion and how it can fart rainbows and how it's going to be your downfall… but is anyone going to believe that?! Of course not! Unicorns don't exist and neither does your loyalty! They're both myths, fables told over the ages that never come to fruition. If you need any proof, again, I direct your attention towards your GOOD FRIENDS Brian Daniels and Starr Stan-- Oh wait… you guys don't exactly talk anymore, do you? I think I mentioned this before but could you refresh my memory? I think it had something to do with you hitting Brian with the Bleeding Edge and leaving him looking up at the lights… and weren't you facing RAGNAROK? You know, the same team that had the human cannon fodder that is Psycho Brody and the only man I’d dare say was an even bigger traitor than you in Norman Hellion. Sure, at the time they may have seemed as though they were an unstoppable force but in hindsight they were more dysfunctional than Jacob Senn in the bedroom. AND YOU COULDN'T BEAT THEM. SO WHAT DID YOU DO, DEVAN? YOU TAKE OUT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS ON YOUR PARTNERS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT FAILURE.

What makes this Saturday any different. Just look at your “team”. There's no unity, not even a loose alliance formed. Failure is inevitable, Devan, and you're going to snap just like you always do when things get too tough. You’re going to get angry, you're going to take it out on someone else and then, ultimately, you’re going to LOSE.

Like I said, I know you better than you care to admit. I know what buttons to push and what gears to grind. I’ve watched every tape and every show and I know how you tick… but you're no clock. You're a ticking time bomb that's going to explode at any moment. My bet is that moment will be at Territorial Invasion and it'll be but one of many reasons for Team Dynasty’s downfall.

But what I know, right? I’m just a choke artist who won't ever amount to anything, just like all of those before me who continuously failed to achieve their goal of becoming one of EAW’s world champions. WRONG. You wanna know how I know that you're wrong, Devan? Because YOU were in the exact same spot until Pain For Pride 8 came around. You didn't listen to the doubters or the insults that were thrown at you and you kept pushing, you kept striving to be the very best. At Pain For Pride you did what everyone thought was impossible and you won world championship gold. So what makes you so different from me? What is it that puts me below you? You can use as many unmeasurable buzzwords like “motivation” and “heart” or whatever it is you intend to try and use against me but your words are as hollow as your heart and I know there's absolutely nothing stopping me from breaking through that glass ceiling anymore.

Do you see who the current EAW World Heavyweight Champion is? That's my best friend-- correction, that's my former best friend. And I don't mean some half-hearted attempt at being a tag team after knowing each other for a month, I mean a guy who I’ve known for four years. I mean a guy who grew with me side by side as a competitor as we jumped from federation to federation together, always keeping each other on our toes and never letting up… and after four years of close friendship, four years of brotherhood, FOUR YEARS OF COVERING EACH OTHER’S BACKS HE LEFT ME TO THE VULTURES WHEN I NEEDED HIM MOST. So I have no sympathy for traitors, Devan, and it's going to be a great pleasure proving you and everyone else on your mockery of a team wrong by winning the Divide & Conquer match and becoming the new EAW World Heavyweight Champion.

I’ve worked too hard and pushed through too many injuries to let a Devan Dubian, a Diamond Cage, an Alex Wilder, a Jacob Senn or even a TLA ruin this opportunity for me now. This is my chance to prove that I truly am as good as I say I am. This is my match to win and I’m going to do just that. There's no turning back, no running away anymore. This Saturday is make or break and that's a lot of pressure… but it's pressure I can withstand. To every member of Team Dynasty, I assure each and every one of you:

THIS IS MY MOMENT.
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Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 8:39 am by Guest
Nico Borġ: 22 (TI4)
Tyler Parker’s Last Rites

Submit yourselves therefore to God.
Resist the devil and he will flee from you.
Draw near to God and he will draw near to you.
Cleanse your hands, you sinners,
And purify your hearts, you double-minded,
Be wretched and mourn and weep.
Let your laughter be turned to mourning and your joy to gloom.
Humble yourselves before the Lord and he will exalt you.

James 4:7-10

When Catholics find themselves at risk of death, be it through sickness, a coming serious medical operation, or some other threatening event; they may beseech the church to conduct with them a series of sacraments known collectively  as the ‘Last Rites’. They rituals, founded on biblical precedent, are designed with a threefold task. To cleanse the penitent of the burden of sin. To reestablish a personal connection with God. And to imbue them with the ‘Viaticum’: provisions for the journey, easing their transition from this world to the next. As professionals in our line of work, we are no strangers to putting our bodies on the line, week in and week out. That said, clearly Territorial Invasion’s ‘Wargames’ match is more worthy than most of being preceded by rituals of such mortal importance. It has a history of being among the most violent and dangerous annual events on the wrestling calendar. It has taken whole years off it’s participants careers, perhaps even coming close to claiming lives entirely. As a veteran of this sort of match, Tyler Parker - the reprehensible ‘Face of EAW’ - knows all this better than most. Yet, so deep is he consumed by his sin that he refuses to be penitent. He refuses to prepare himself spiritually for judgement and the life hereafter. It is therefore in the spirit of kindness and charity that I have prepared to begin these last sacraments on his behalf, and will confess his sins in his stead. It is my sincere hope that, having at least heard these words, something of them may resonate within Tyler’s heart, aiding him in seeing the light before it is too late. That maybe should he indeed find himself lying under that cage, slowly bleeding out, falling in and out of consciousness, his final thoughts may drift to that confession that he himself should have made. That as he sheds his mortal coil, he may absolve himself in his final moments. 

The first step is an act of contrition. Tyler, you have to be more ‘contrite’. Do you know what this means? It means that it is not enough to simply admit your fault. It is not enough for you to simply say you did ‘reprehensible things’ in the past before sweeping them all under the carpet. You must seriously take responsibility for them, as well as your future actions. Contrition means to detest those things which lead you to sin and to take account of your wrongdoings, listing them fully ‘by number and by type’.  Obviously, we have got a lot of work to do to get you to this point. But never fear, Tyler. I have not given up on you. Well...we best be getting started:

O my God, be merciful.
I, Tyler Parker, am unfeignedly sorry for having offended you.
I detest all my sins,
because I dread the loss of heaven and the pains of hell;
but most of all because they offend you.
My God, who are all good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of your grace, to confess my sins,
to do penance,
and to amend my life.

Have mercy, Almighty God, Lord of hosts.
I confess to you, to the blessed virgin, to your angels, and to all of the saints,
That I have sinned exceedingly in thought, word, and deed.
Through my fault. Through my own fault. Through my most grievous fault.
I thank the Lord, for he is good.
Though I, I am but a wretch.

You who are most merciful,
You gave your only begotten son, that I may be saved;
Not through my own acts or virtue, which are unworthy,
But through his grace and the sacrifice of his blood.
For this, I am thankful.

Even today you send your messenger among us.
You have placed on his tongue the Good News, 
Which my soul so desperately thirsts to hear.
And his heart is armed with the fire of the Holy Spirit,
That he may impart to us the gifts of wisdom, counsel and understanding.
He makes light the way, and drives off the darkness.
But I, my Lord, I have blinkered my eyes to scorn you.

He stands as an example to all men.
A rock of courage and fortitude.
A paragon of your wisdom.
Ever reverent and faithful is your servant.
But I as Cain grew envious of your lamb and the favour you bestowed upon him.
I struck him and spilled his blood.
And worse, I would not accept my fault or repent my deeds.
I lied readily, O Lord,
My contrition was unjustly withheld from you.

Now I am marked.
The blood I have spilled has cursed the earth.
No matter how many seeds I sow,
Nor even how well I nurture them,
You see it that the ground shall never again bear me fruit.

I once again have taken up arms against my brother.
But he is greater than I,
And more loyal to you.
His victory is assured to him,
His rewards await him now and at the end of days.

I beseech blessed Mary ever Virgin,
Blessed Michael the Archangel,
Blessed John the Baptist,
To the holy Apostles Peter and Paul, and to all the saints,
Pray to the Lord our God for me.
I have learned the greatest gift, that is fear of you.
Not as a servant fears punishment by his master.
But as a child fears to offend his father.
Only by your will shall I be granted pardon,
Only by the grace of your son, Jesus Christ, remission of all my sins.

Amen.

May the Passion of our Lord Jesus Christ, the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary, and all of the saints, whatever good you do and suffering you endure, heal your sins, and reward you with eternal life. But first, there is still work to be done. I have confessed your sins, but your communion with God is your own. Only you can accept the unction and walk your path as a righteous anointed man. Especially if that path does indeed lead to the grave. Though I will light the way. I will humble you and scatter your vainglorious delusions. I will crush underfoot every misshapen idol you have formed of yourself. And I will level every barrier to your repentance.They say there are no atheists in the foxhole. Well we are about to test that theory out.


Number Your Days.
Eclipse Diemos
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 6:13 am by Eclipse Diemos
Melancholic - The Darkness of Earth


“I haven’t evolved Lucian? Me? Coming from you that is a little bit insulting, and a bit confusing. Your evolution? Please, do show me how you’ve changed at all since our King of Elite matchup, or how you’ve changed at all since our first ever match back when I was a cog in the broken machine known as the Iconomy. You are still the kind of individual that runs head long into the shadows with a barely flickering candle. They roar out that the monsters can’t kill them, because they aren’t afraid. These men and women die very slowly, Lucian. They are given the time to look at what is happening to them and realize the mistake they made. Some go down finally screaming, finally allowing their fear to be heard, and they die faster. Others? Others bite back at the monsters, saying that their fear doesn’t exist. They will die lying to the world, their bones slowly pulled free of their bodies and their tongues ripped clean from their heads. So, you refuse to accept that you are afraid. Afraid of losing that title to me. Afraid of ‘failing to protect Dynasty’ from me. But if I’m not a threat why are you so determined to prevent me from teaching you these lessons. Why are you so defensive against the words that I say? I’m not a threat to you, not in your eyes. If I am no threat, then why react the way you do? Lucian, it’s fine to admit that you don’t know what the outcome of this will be. No one does. I can’t see the future, and nor can you, Lucian. In the end, we all fall victim to that fact. No one knows what will happen in this world of ours. Isn’t that the sad truth of our reality. For all of our skill and tenacity we are still subject to the ever changing whims of fate and destiny.”

The scene seems to roil around, falling ever faster until it swarms into the dense forest. A forest that opens into a more grassy plain, coated in a thick mist. Moving through the mist, the children seem to dance together, running and playing as only their laughter can be heard. Laughter that is quickly turned all the more sinister, as their faces are never shown, instead hidden behind the mask of a doll. They circle each other, whispering secrets and laughing as they continue to dance and play. The circle growing wider in arcs as they begin to vanish from all sight, the mist once more obscuring them. Silence. Ever widening silence as the mist seems to shift ever so slightly. Enough for the sight of something being thrown into the air before landing with a thud.


“I won’t give you a long rhetoric on this one Lucian. Lesson number three is one I know you are familiar with. Melancholia. The element of earth, and season of Autumn. I suppose I won’t have to tell you what the Black Bile represents then, do I? Melancholy. The feeling of depression, and despondency. That is the excess of Black bile. It is the loss of all hope, and as the leaves die, so to shall the body. In the end, none of us know our future, Lucian. We do know its end though. We know that none of us are immortal. None of us will ever live long enough to see what changes will come about from the world from where we stood to define them. That isn’t what we are as a species. I do know that my dear mother had no intention of creating what she had. I have heard the stories, and seen the papers of my creation. My dear mother, was raped to produce me. By a sick and twisted man who used her body as his last revenge on the world that created him. My mother though, did not resent me. She knew that I, in my flesh, was not the person who did this to her. That the man who did this to her, would die by his own means, and that this child would not suffer due to his sins. My mother birthed me and prayed that I would be able to live in a world that would accept me. She molded gifts that I had at a young age. My love of writing, of reading, of playing and pretending. She gave me unconditional love and support that I will never have again. Lucian that is the world that I have come from. You understand? I want you to hear my story because I need you to understand that this world that you talk about, that darkness you mentioned long ago that you came from...that is nothing like me. You are nothing like me, and there is no one like me.”


There is another thud as a pile of dirt is thrown into the scene. The mist continues to drift and what is seen is the form of Eclipse for a moment, shoveling dirt from an already sizeable hole. His eyes seem cold. Lifeless. Dead. He’s speaking out of memory, taking every bit of information he had seen as a child and calling it back out to talk to the one person who figured he could tell. His opponent. A cry for help, perhaps? Perhaps just another way to show who he was. To whatever side of Eclipse speaking, it didn’t matter. All that mattered was the message. The message had to be delivered and it would be. He drove the shovel into the ground again, his eyes narrowing as he did so before staring straight up. The sky was always overcast over the house that Diemos built. It had never been otherwise. It’s part of the reason why had chosen such a home. He ran his tongue against his lips, wetting them to try and remove some of the pain that was tingling his entire body before he returned to shoveling. A mindless task. A task that didn’t require a lot of thought. He just needed to keep digging. He needed to push on further, so that his mind could focus on the true task at hand.


“But, my mother was taken from me. Before my eyes. A gunshot to the chest. She died as I held her hand, but I did not know this. I did not understand the concept of death. I only knew that my mother’s beautiful blue eyes were unblinking. That her body was cold. That she had been bleeding. But death was not something I was familiar with. The cop that found me said that he saw me...struggling for survival. That I looked more like a corpse than a child. That he had thought to pull the trigger on my body, to end my suffering. He didn’t. He did nothing of the sort. He wished to help me. He wished to leave his impact on the world by saving me. I suppose he thought that I would grow up to become something of a doctor or a lawyer, or another officer. Someone who would do tremendous good in this world. Wonder how he would feel if he knew that those therapists who he took me to wanted to leave their mark in a selfish manner. They declared me a lost cause. A feral child. Tucked me away in an asylum, and pocketed the publicity money, deeming me a ward of the state and telling the public that the asylum would help me. That they would care for me! Teach me how to become normal! Do I seem normal, Lucian? Do you know the routine of a child at that Asylum? At six, I was woken up every morning with ice cold water hosed into my cell. I would be scrubbed clean by nurses with wire brushes, and if I cried, she would strike me upon the skull. Creative time, for a few hours. We were allowed crayons and paper, and could write or draw...but in silence. Speaking was not permitted. Loud noise was punishable. The punishment was to be placed back into our cell, but the lights would be off. That cell has...I remember it all too well. They call it Negative Decibels. The cell is so sound proof that it is too quiet for the human brain to comprehend it. When in that cell for longer than three minutes, you start thinking that you can hear sounds. That you can see things lurking in the darkness. That was my hell. And that was my world. You come from no such darkness, Lucian, do not dare act like you understand my pain or my struggle.


What you understand, Lucian, is that I have cost you before. I have cost you before, and you keep going back to My Family as the reason. As if My Family was the only thing that caused you this pain, this misery. My Family helped me secure my place in your present, Lucian. You pride yourself on your strength...yet you could not fight them off. You pride yourself on who you are, yet dismiss me on who I am! You seek to deny my words and say that what you speak is absolute truth when you don’t even know what that truth is! You are a man possessed of such great strength that you could secure the world with your hands! You could hold the future in them. You could do the greatest of things...but all I see is someone who only views the world and views strength, as how hard his fists can punch.”


His eyes turn back downward, at the grave he had dug. He tossed the shovel aside, leaning back against it and stretching his hand out. Resting upon the dew soaked earth, lay a single item. A teddy bear, its appearance disheveled and torn apart. Stitched and patched back together. Mr Cuddles. The beloved teddy bear of Psycho Brody. Eclipse lifted it from its place on the ground, staring at its discolored remaining eye. He clicked his teeth before closing his eyes tight, memories flashing in his mind. Memories of when he himself felt scared and alone, and the single velveteen rabbit that he had to keep him company. His hand clenched tighter around the bear before he instinctively wrapped his arms around it, holding it close. He felt a few tears form, but fighting them seemed to be purposeless. This was natural. He was still human after all. So he let them fall. A few at a time as he sank into the ground, holding the bear close.


“Lucian. You say with all of your heart that I’m like everyone else you have faced, and in response so are you. You are an opponent. An obstacle. But in so many other ways you are not. I can’t look at others as just faces. Not numbers. Not robots. They are all individuals. There are subtle differences between everyone and everything, and it is those differences that make this world so beautiful. But the beauty that everyone else idolizes was stripped away from me, Lucian. It was torn away and now I am left with my own family to keep me safe from that. This horrid world. This cold and twisted reality. EAW is a microcosm of it, and Dynasty is the platform. The conduit. For DC fans...it’s Earth Prime. And you hold the key to the reality of Dynasty. Territorial Invasion will either see that you are indeed the avatar of that outcome, and you will shape Dynasty into what it is meant to be, pushing me back into the darkness once more and never hearing of me. The other outcome is what concerns you. It is driving at you inside of your mind. The other outcome is that I beat you. It is that I assert that my way is the correct one, and that my rule will be what is carried out at Dynasty. You believe I will not last as champion, yet people greater than you claimed I would not last as King of Elite. Many called me worthless. Not a contender. Someone who wouldn’t last. And in the end, it wasn’t even you that was pinned by me. Aren Mstislav was the one who fell to me. Yet in the end, that still sticks at you. So here we stand, warriors of different battlefields, and yet the thing that drives you is that you don’t believe I am worth this fight. You don’t believe I am worth you putting any more anger or aggression into then you already have. Lucian, you know me. You know that when it comes to a fight I hold nothing back. I intend to come at you with everything I have. You can do everything in your power to stop me, but nothing you do ever will! Nothing you do will ever sway me! I am going into Territorial Invasion as the King! I am walking out of Territorial Invasion as the Champion! And you, Lucian! Will not survive! You refuse! You refute! You argue! But you do not listen! You do not accept! You are the product of the pain of past failures, and I am a product of the world’s own sins. We are products of things we couldn’t control.


Yet where you chose to let those sins shape you, I chose to shape myself. I chose to craft my image as a mirror of those sins. These sins that tried to destroy me, built me my bones. The fears and horror of the world crafted my skin. The cries of the innocent, my voice. My teeth, their anger. My eyes, their grieving. And my words are theirs. So what do you fight for Lucian, what is it you represent in this fight? Because standing behind me, lays the screaming of a thousand lives that all wish to see their dreams and their nightmares die in the world they live. I have taken on every scream that my children cry out in the night. I don’t let them suffer in my world. I allow them to grow without the fear of the pain from that world affecting them, until they are ready to face it. That is my world. I will create it with my words, with my fists, with my actions, and over your corpse! You will die to benefit this world, and you will rise again. You will rise again and you will seek to strike back against me. I will welcome it, Lucian. I will welcome it with a smile. But this will be another failure you. Another path you couldn’t cross without something being taken from you. I will strip you of your pride, your honor, and most importantly...your reason for being. I will leave you broken. Yet my hand is still outstretched. Take it, when you fall. And you will fall, Lucian. You will fall. Territorial Invasion is coming. The Destroyer against Fear Incarnate. The Pride of Dynasty against The Sin of EAW. The World Heavyweight Champion against the Outcast King. This will be a fight to remember, Lucian. And I want you to remember it. Remember me, Lucian. I will never fade away.”

He laughed, clutching at the teddy bear tighter as tears continued to fall. And once more, the mist rolled in. Rolling in as a comforting mother would, caressing the cheek of the crying child. Her gift to him. The gift of a dead mother to her child. She would never leave him alone. Never. And she would be there for him. She would be there to see him overcome. To see him survive. And the mist rolled on. And the mist. Rolls on.
Mstislav
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 4:26 am by Mstislav
A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words.

Let’s paint a picture. Isn’t that what we all need. A bit of context to shed light on what has been going on. Because while it seems straight-forward it seems as if people know the TRUE story. Imagine a Young Aren. Prospect some called him, Smart Marks Fav others said. Either way, either way they saw me as a man who could’ve made it big no matter what. I spent my time is other companies, clawing to the top only to be shown that I was not in their best interest. It was politics, and I wasn’t a part of the elaborate scheme of things. And after too much, after doing all of what I could to become part of it I was reduced to nothing. I was reduced to performing in the independent circuit, in places across this godforsaken world. Places ranging from the shining city of Los Angeles to military bases in Afghanistan. I went wherever people wanted me, and wherever people needed me the most. The reason for my travels were because people wanted politics over talent in the independent circuit as well. So I was wrestling for scraps doing the same thing over and over again, until I caught the eye of someone. Someone from EAW, the company I call my home today. Yet knowing this, you can guess I was in a bitter state of mind, and with that you can also infer it did something to my talent. I wasn’t feeling it, I wasn’t feeling the part where if I put my mind to anything I would get rewarded. That if I actually showed them my talent, that I would be noticed, that I would be just on the backburner due to politics. And let me tell you, the first two years were not ideal.

Now you people ask how my first two years were not ideal, even though me and my former brother Nas, were the first and only Young Lions Tag Team Cup holders. You ask that, but remember my mindset. Though Nas remembers it as us bumping into each other, I remember it differently. I remember it being told that this cup was going to be in a tourney and that people from the Main Roster and NEO would be in it. But I also remember that we had to choose our partners or be paired at random. As you can tell no one wanted to be paired with a rookie, with a youngblood who had just signed a week before this went down. No one, and no one did. And then I get called into the back and told who my partner was. And it was this brash and cocky loudmouth. Someone who was my exact opposite, and yet like it shouldn’t have been, we clicked. We steam rolled through a prospect, we beatdown favorites, and we were victorious over Crash and Diamond Cage and we became legends of NEO. But as you can tell, politics came into play. Nas was chosen to go and vye for the Young Lions Cup, that my Empress holds currently, and I was left to go fight for a contract. However the cards, the cards were stacked against ME. Nas, Nas had to fight Terry Chambers, and some other loser who fell off right after the bout. While I had to face people who were veterans, people who were favorites, people that were daunting to a rookie like me. I could already tell, that Nas was going to be the favorite from the start. And then came the Tag Titles. I decided to stomach it, as I was still sick being snubbed for the YLC opportunity, but I decided that since Nas failed, maybe just maybe we could topple Dynamite Rain.

And we did. We demolished GI Styles because his partner was on a soul search or whatever. Just know Carlos ran from us, and left his partner in the dust. But that was short lived because we then lost to Scott Diamond and his idiot of a partner. I don’t know what happened there. I don’t know what went wrong. I just know it wasn’t my fault. I just know it wasn’t on my part. I also knew this meant back to the line for me. And that’s what happened. A month went by, no one booked me. Then I come back, and what happens, I’m put in a match with someone under my level. This cycle continued, and continued for another two weeks. I was tired, tired of it all, tired of the politics, tired of the people trying to put me down because I didn’t look the part. So you know what I did. I made them realize how wrong they were. I took what was mine, and then this spanned three years. THREE GLORIOUS YEARS of Aren Mstislav. Three years of Title wins, of memorable moments, three years of excellence. I made my mark, by taking the chance of showing the world who I am. I showed the world that I wasn’t going to lay down, that I wasn’t going to let something like this affect me, that I wasn’t going to fizzle out like all the other before me. I elevated, I became the man these people wanted me to be. And don’t take that the wrong way, don’t take it as me conforming, because I did not do that. What I did do was change the game. I was a game changer. I still am a game changer. I will always be a game changer.

What does this have to do with anything you think. It’s because you have Nasir talking as if I didn’t work for this. That these “old men” made me, that the upper level management took me as I was and molded me. But he’s far from right, he’s far from that. In fact this man forgets that HE was put over me back then because this wasn’t his first rodeo in EAW. This man forgets of the times when it was The Nas, and never Aren. THIS MAN FORGETS I WENT THROUGH HELL BEING IN THE SHADOW ONCE! And yet he plays the victim, he tries to tell me that I got this title I worked my ass off for because the boys in the back love me for my look. He tries to make me the villain by making him look as if he never got an opportunity over me. But that’s where he is dead wrong. He’s so dead wrong. In fact what he is doing is being a carbon copy of me. Had Nas not been injured, had he not had such a paper thin knee, he would be in my spot, and I would be the one complaining. I would be the one you people would be cheering for instead of oh so foolishly falling for the “woe is me” ploy that Nas has you people under. In fact when I did what he’s doing I got booed by everyone of you. No sympathy for me because I didn’t play the victim, but played the man tired of being shafted. The only difference from this copy though, is that to not be caught with plagiarizing, his ending is going to be different. Yes instead of being the champ by the end of this, he’s going to go home disappointed. And I’m going to go home the champion.

Nasir, there was no politics involved in this. There was nothing involved in this, but my will to not die. I wasn’t going to be a flash in the pan. I wasn’t going to die because someone people in the back didn’t like the way I spoke or acted. No I was going to make them realize that the game they play isn’t the only way for this company to act. I revised the game, I made it fit MY standards, I made THEM conform to it, instead of being the weakling and conforming to their standards. I took what was mine, and told them that it belonged to me. I was dominant, no one stopping me, no one could lay their hand on me unless someone or something did it for them. I was, I am, and I will always be the Wave of Domination that rolled over Dynasty. I will always be the New Era that enveloped Voltage. I will always be the Monarch that ruled over Showdown. Because when I say I’m King, I have the accolades to back me up. And when I say I’m God, I have the brands to show you my wrath. And when I say I’m the God King, then you better kneel, or you’ll regret ever trying to trade blows with me. Nasir, you want to be the God, well bow down to your king. Because I am not going anywhere, and YOU, you’re not going to take what is mine. That’s my decree, that’s my declaration. Heed it, or I’ll make you regret it for the days to come, and that’s not a threat, it’s a promise I’m willing to make reality.
Mstislav
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 4:25 am by Mstislav
Of all the things I have heard you say, hearing you say this. Well I have no words really. Because you are right in a sense. What Brian and Ares have, it doesn’t compare. I mean who wants to watch a match where the champion demanded an unenthused challenger to challenge him. That doesn’t even sound interesting, that sounds like a… what’s the word I’m look for. What do you keep insisting on calling me. Oh yes! It sounds like a Spoiled Pompous Bitch trying to get what is his, and throwing a hissy fit because has daddy issues. That’s what that match is. And I already know Lucian vs Eclipse is going to be one shit fest of a match, because who hasn’t seen the “Lone Wolf” Fight against a Group who has hold over a brand. Wait Are we talking about Lucian vs Omerta again. No wait shit, we’re talking about Lucian vs Sanatorium. This makes me wish Oasis was WHC again, because at least it was fun watching him try to talk his way out of situations and fail. It was like watching a roided Lucas Johnson have trouble talking. But yes you are right. Those matches have nothing on this. Because unlike their match we have variety. We have Aren Mstislav vs Aren Mstislav. I say this because your plight is nothing more of a carbon copy of my plight way back then. Because way back then I was nothing, hell even you were doing better than me. While you, all you’ve done was put a new splash of color, and a nappy ass hair-do to this one to match your style. And people love you for that. But tell me Nas, is it fun to play the victim. Never be in the wrongdoing, because all you have to do it flash a pair of puppy dog eyes, and BAM the crowd is right there ready and willing to throw tissues your way. It’s disgusting Nas, and downright pathetic.

But jokes and personal feelings aside you are right to some extent. This match is one where we pit old tag team partners against one another. Two men who know how each other ticks, and well you get the story. Because Nas this match isn’t as big as you think it. Everyone has seen Partner vs Partner. Everyone has seen Friend vs Friend. But no one has ever seen Brother Vs Brother, and you know what Nas. Because whenever a situation arises, whenever a match likes this comes up, everyone is always siding with someone else, siding with only one of them, and it really pisses me off.I mean I could give less of a damn, but if these people want to be entertained, and if you want to take credit for that, then you do know that no one is going to be entertained by a one-sided crowd favorite. In fact that just means there is going to be a whole lot of people to disappoint, and you want to know why Nas. Because you disappoint people Nas. You get the excited, you get them to believe in you, you get their hopes up and whoops. You dropped it. You dropped their hopes, their dreams, the ambitions that they thought was going to occur is all on the ground, due to the “hero” they decided to go with, all on the ground due to the “idol” they wanted to be. You might as well have disappointment tattooed on your head to signify what you really are Nas. Because after this night, after all is said and done, that is all you’re going to be. No amount of pity, no amount playing the victim card will do anything for you. Because hell Nas you put this all on you. You said They wanted YOU here to be the one to make Elite Answers Wrestling Cool again.


Cool again? That’s something a child would say, a child who doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life or what he’s going to do when the going gets tough. You sound like a child who searches for the approval of everyone else, because deep down he feels like shit. Is that how you really feel, Nas? Do you act like this because deep down you feel like shit? I mean you don’t have to answer that because I already know the answer is yes. You feel as if you haven’t made it yet, and that no matter how hard you fight that “fighting dog” isn’t in you anymore. And it’s starting to show. You can’t cater to everyone is what you need to realize. Those people will turn on you like you were nothing when push comes to shove. That’s what they did to me, and that’s what they’ll always do whenever they move on to the never flavor of the month. They’re going to discard you, and the only person you have to blame about getting so caught up in the moment is going to be you. You and no one else, and I’ll be there Nas. Not to pick you up, not to dust you off, but to just be there, watch you struggle to get up. Because life isn’t as great as you think it is, it’s hell, when you fail over and over again. I should know, I’ve failed over and over again, but we’ll get to that later down the line as we keep talking, because right now this is about you. Nas, you think you got me down to a T, but really you got down what I want you to see. You say my body language changes, is what you’re right about, but what you’ve seen is what I want you to see. It’s what I want to get through your head. That when you go face to face with the best, when you go face to face with your brother, and with the intention of taking what’s his. You’re going to get the brutish side. You call it being a pompous bitch, but I call it, staking my claim, and keeping my property. Because I worked my ass off to get this title, and I am not going to let it fall out of my grasp this easily. I am not going to let you take it off my hand, no matter how great you think you are. Because no matter how great you think you are Nas, I will always be better and at TI I’m going to show you just that, and then, then you’ll realize what you’ve gotten yourself into.

But you know what makes me laugh more than what you’ve said you’ve surpassed me because of these people cheering you. I laugh because not only is it farther from the truth, but it goes to show you how you’ve grown to listen to these people. They back you because they see something in you. It’s that little underdog mentality. You’re like Rudy, or Marty from Back to the Future, the small fry going against something bigger than them, and these people want to see the storybook ending that is always provided. But here’s the thing, it’s just that. Storybook, it’s a trope that’s put there to make the reader, the watcher, the audience feel happy about the outcome. But really it does it to tone down the grim reality that no such things happen in this world anymore. That it is either adapt, survive, thrive, or die. There is no overcoming obstacles, there is no David Vs Goliath, it’s only getting the upper hand against the man across from you. The fact that this is painted as a David vs Goliath, or a true underdog story is the fact that makes me sick. It makes me sick that this is being reduced to nothing but a story to fulfill the audience’s fantasy of the small fry coming out victorious. That’s why no one treats you as if you own this place. It’s because Nas, we’re grounded to reality, and in reality it is the title that signifies that person’s place. Your attitude just like everyone else’s just goes to show who would be a good fit to take on the person with the title. And guess what Nas, you just happened to be that person. But really do tell me about how this is about the title, and you just not being a delusional mess. Please do tell me that this isn’t about the fact, that while you have gotten impressive victories in the past you have had nothing else to show for it but immediate losses, and immediate disappointment. That is why people don’t see you as such. Because what star are we going to believe in when it dies out as soon as the light hits it. What man are we going to believe in if the man doesn’t give us anything to believe in. You need to look at yourself in the fucking mirror before you think of ever coming at me with this bullshit ever again. Because I clutch my title because I know anything can happen. I could be hurt within the next two days, and vacate it to you. I could also go in, beat the ever living shit outta you, and then leave the champion for another day while Team Voltage dukes it out to see who gets to take their shot at me. It could go either way Nas, and you don’t want to believe that.

You know what you also don’t want either. You don’t want Voin, you can barely take me on but you want Voin. You want the entity that consumes a man’s psyche, and makes him unstoppable. You want the entity that doesn’t care if you walk after the match or not. You want the very primal instinct that I have deep down, because you think you can take it own. Wait no let me correct myself. You want Voin, because you think I’m going to need him. What I’m going to need is self-control from releasing him early on just to show you how unprepared you are. Because I haven’t even mention him until now, and you’re over here requesting him like you’re ready. You’re not even a speck compared to me. What the hell you think you are to Voin. Here’s a hint: Nothing. To Voin all he sees is prey, and if you want to become prey, then we can make it reality. But I’m not going to do that. Because with Voin he wants it to be over quick before he gets bored. But with me, I want to make you suffer. I want these people to look at you, and see their idol. I want them to see the self-proclaimed God as I make him beg for me to stop my onslaught. I want them to see what he can be reduced to with a few well placed shots to the head.I want them to see him for what he is, Human and nothing else. The Fool that I’ve called him since the beginning as he shows that he was so out classed by the better man. You say without fear Voin is nothing but a spin on the normal. You say that with such bravado, very convincing I have to say. But the question still lies, who are you trying to convince. Because obviously I know what Voin is, I know who and where he came from. But you and everyone else, they don’t know. Are you saying this to convince the others that I am not as dangerous as I say I am, or are you saying this to convince yourself that there is nothing to fear. Because if it’s the latter then I’m sorry, you’re already afraid. Which would surprise me Nas. Because look at me, Look at the man who you’re facing. You’re facing your brother, the man you invited to your childhood home, the man who invited you spend christmas with, the man who has been by your side since you’ve returned. That is who. You’re not afraid of facing me because I know everything about you, no you’re afraid to face me because you’re not ready to face me. It’s as simple as that.

I am not drunk with power, Nas. I have just realized that when there is someone trying to take what is mine, then I get defensive. And it’s a very simple process too, Nas. It goes like this. When you work for something you want to keep it. Like when you work for your money, you want to hold on to it as long as you can because it is the bounty of your fruits. This championship not only has the history of everyone who held it, it more importantly has my history. It documents the time I spent in NEO to the time I beat Carlos, and Mexican Samurai to face Vic, and then it documents the very second I won it. It has a history, my history, and if I can I want to hold on to this and have it record every single second of it. Who knows maybe I can, maybe I can hold it for a year, two years, three years, as many years as I want. It’s that kind of history I want on this belt, and when I get it, maybe, then just maybe I think someone will be worthy enough to take it from me. But not you Nas, you’re not worthy yet, Give it time though then maybe just maybe, you’ll take the title from someone who isn’t me. Then maybe you’ll have something going for you that you can do with. Because if you want to talk about what I see from side of the aisle, I see a scrappy, chihuahua, he’s barking yipping, and he believes that his size doesn’t matter but what he does with it does. I see a fighter, and I’m glad of that. But then I also see a shadow, the fighters true self. And from that I become enraged, because that true self is the man who relies on calling me a pompous bitch, as his go to insult. That shadow believes that if he brings me down to his level then he’s won. But I also see the shadow shaking because I haven’t done that. And he’s scared. I haven’t gone down to his level, I haven’t even gotten to take a knee, and his plan is failing. I see the chihuahua still bark, but he’s shaking more, because the shadow is shaking. And now he’s done barking because the fear, the fear has overtaken him and he can’t do nothing about it. Nas when someone does take this title from me, I want it to be a fighter, I want it to be someone who knows what he’s saying instead of having some ulterior motive, because when that motive fails, then so does the person. And your motive has all but collapsed, I’m just waiting for when it breaks down, and I can be there to pick up the pieces. Pieces of a broken man. Nas, I have more to say, but most of it is not to you. But in fact it is to tell my side. To give these people another side to listen to. Because you’re not the only one who has felt the need to be a game changer.
Devan Dubian
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 16th 2016, 3:13 am by Devan Dubian
Loyalty is a vicious thing. It is a fabricated doctrine forced upon us by society to keep us within our limits. Whilst it is true that the vendetta I hold for some elitists on my team is not something that I will easily forget, I am also sharp enough to realize that Team Dynasty has a common goal and as long as keep that common goal in sight, we will not plummet to the bottom of the barrel. By prevailing over all obstacles and restrictions or better known as Team Voltage, we will all arrive at our chosen goal or destination. I have no need or desire to build any kind of bond or closeness with any of my teammates or more specifically Alex Wilder because I know that at the end of the day, they are still a lot of cunts but I do believe in their inclination to prevail. I hold some form of respect for the Dynasty team leader Jacob Senn because despite our long opposing history, he surely does live up to all his monikers. It is probably fitting that he is leading Team Dynasty given all that he has done for this brand and his greed to win is probably second to none in this company. Diamond Cage on the other hand is a man hyped with a lot of words but with no real substance, a total malignancy but also an absurd wildcard that any elitist would love to have on their team. TLA comes the closest in definition what I would call a real partner in this match because he actually comes across as someone I would love to be united with, a ravenous talent that actually deserves to be at the top unlike Alex Wilder. I have made my overall thoughts known on Alex Wilder known more than once in the past and it is clear that we do not share a single drop of empathy so whilst I do not expect him to go very far in this match, I do expect him to be mellowed enough to realize when vendettas need to be put aside. Principally speaking, it should be common sense at this point that Team Voltage has not got any kind of chance in this match. They have got a good amount of world champions on their side but in my eyes, all I see are former stars living in shadows under the line clinging for any chance of importance. And the other two are stars who have been trying to grab the limelight attention for a while now without any real prosperity. You combine the two and you get an unit that is going to be dismantled by Dynasty this upcoming weekend.

It has been a long time. A year ago, it would have been an enthralling match-up that everyone would want to see Xavier Williams but now.. nobody seems to care because you have seem to dug yourself a hole that you cannot just get out of. A former Elitist of the Year who unjustly won over me last year now participates in pointless tag team matches in a division that has no value. I know you like to pad your career more than its actual deemed expense but going out of your way to tag with another former world champ and play pickings with other pushovers is something I thought would be below even you. I feel as though the encounters we had in the past involved a different kind of Xavier Williams, an outrageous character whose potential had no skyline. That Xavier was not so hung up on the gold, he yearned for so much more and with it came the support of the whole universe. And as much as I may resent it, that Xavier is the one that I want to meet in the ring again and not the one who has lowered his status to that of pickpockets. The man I face this weekend is a man who has become entitled, an empowered critter who wants his body entrenched in gold and that alone is enough to make you a hypocrite of your own words. What you once preached are fallen words to you now and there is no elitist I despise more than the one who goes back on his words. Push me off to the side as much as you want but you are going to soon realize that I am indeed your biggest peril in this match, after all, it only took me few months to blaze away all the success you had in one single year and make that elitist of the year award my own. You are living off the mere hype of what you could have been, which is what could also be said of your tag teammate Jamie O'Hara. A man I have not affiliated with once since he joined this company yet someone whom I was always cautious towards due to the matter of fact that I saw him as a worthwhile opponent. When you became world champion, you blazed a trail for this new 'era' to follow and easily set yourself up for a storied career. What you did however not come to realize was that willingly ensuing yourself in this tag team would be the one deterrence that would take all the potential you once had and just throw it all away. You too once preached words to the EAW Universe that you were stern on following but turned your back once you realized the going got tough for you. You were not being put on a high pedestal anymore, nothing was coming too simple to you anymore so you decided to take the effortless route of creating this shite tag team to nurture your ego. It will not be like that this around though because the playground you have chosen this time is at Territorial Invasion, the pickings are no more but the your Lucifer surely is present. I will blaze the lot of you and teach you that the best things in life do not come so easily.

The other three participants seem to be more mute or more so routine than the other two but that does not change the matter of fact that I have to face them all the alike in the same match. I have no history whatsoever with Nathan Fiora nor have I kept any tabs on his career but from what little material I can gather up, you are also part of that 'new' era that looks to take over in this company. It must be said that I have came across your kind recently and it did not end so well. A scant of arrogance can be fine if it can be backed up but all I have come to realize is that the better lot of you seem to be more words than real action. I understand you are a bit agitated over your match last week on Voltage but if that is enough to burst your fuel then will sadly be drained before you even get a scent of real gold in this company. To make matters even worse for you, I can confirm that you are going to be spending a bit more time in abasement after I officially walk away victorious this upcoming weekend. You have a long road ahead of you Nathan Fiora and with it comes the bitter of lessons, those who are superior will always win. Matt Miles on the other hand is someone who knows a good amount of spending most of his time in humiliation due to his wretched career. Any time your career reaches a high peak, you fail to deliver and find yourself at the bottom of the ladder. This time will not be any different for you regardless of how much you may preach. You may see Wilder and I being in a feud as an advantage for you to get further ahead in this match but if you really believe that, you are more deranged than I thought you were. If anything, Wilder and I have more incentive to work together against you to get Team Voltage out of the running altogether so we can go back to fighting within one another. At one point or another Miles, you are going to have to realize that we are not playing naive games here anymore so you can start taking your career with a bit more earnestness or it might a bit too late before you realize that you are not allowed second life chances anymore. It is just regrettable that after this weekend, you will add another match in your book of nights to forget forever. And then there is the man whom I am probably more associated with than any other particular elitist in this match, Y2Impact. We both know what occurred the last time we were in a ring together at the Pain for Pride 9 main event. It is perhaps fair to say that we never got to finish each other off and also that neither of us probably got the result we so eagerly desired. We have both strayed a bit from the spotlight since then but kept ourselves close enough to the top where we can inhale the scent of the gold and if there is one adversary more than any other than I want to put down in this match, it is you Y2Impact. You like to believe that you are immune to mistakes and a meritorious example of perfection but we both know that is not true, I have seen you broken before. And unfortunately for you, I intend to break your perfect delusion once and for all. 

Whether I want to believe it or not, time may be running out for me so I intend to make the best of every opportunity I can get. This Territorial Invasion in the future will be come to known as the safe haven that took Devan Dubian back to the pinnacle of this company once again.
Ahren Fournier
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Post September 16th 2016, 2:24 am by Ahren Fournier
(Ahren can be seen standing outside a giant mansion, in front of the front door)

 

Welcome to my humble abode. Fournier Manner is proud to welcome the EA Dub audience for this once in a life time opportunity, as you get a sneak peak into Fournier Manner. There is a reason as to why we're here, that will be known though in due time. But first, umm, hey Victor Maero, welcome to the party… I guess. So the cops aren’t going to do anything about the kidnapping or murdering thing?? You’re a doctor you say? In like the movie Hostel or something? Seriously people are just ok with this? And obviously he’s on drugs because he completely contradicts himself in his short little tirade about me. Let’s take a closer look hmmmm shall we? “Ahren… you’re funny, I like that. I’m honestly a fan of what you do. But you’re not hardcore. You’re a joke, you just happen to also know how to tell them. You don’t have any substance. You say nothing of interest. You know this is directed at all of you: Where the fuck is the interesting bit of you? Honestly I have no clue.” You say I’m funny, and you like me, and are a fan of me, and then go completely off the deep end and say where is the interesting part of me? Umm the fact you think I’m funny would be the interesting part.. Would it not? And why would you be a fan of me, and what I do if I’m not interesting? Are you dumb? You must be dumb.. Didn’t know they handed out PHD’s out of cereal boxes now, but congrats on getting your hands on one. I mean by the looks of things with you “patient”… Aka your victim, because obviously you’re a criminal of some kind.. You’re not doing a very good job… at your… job. Who moonlights as a doctor anyways… Or moonlights as a wrestler when you’re “successful” doctor, with not on PHD, multiple. Do you know how many years you have to be a practicing doctor to get MULTIPLE PHD’s? Seriously just how old are you? And you think you can take out all of us prime athletes? Specifically me, because I’m clearly the best. I mean your whole story doesn’t even make sense. Why aren’t the cops handling this? The cameraman cant help? SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND ITS MAKING ME YELL NOW. You think you’re intimidating stabbing that man with a scalpel? Are you supposed to scare me? I don’t know this mans backstory, you probably drugged him with roofies or something. Like whoa dude you’re so tough drugging someone, and tying them up while they’re defenseless. The only problem with that is the fact that none of your opponents in this match will drink anything you buy for them. But I think the main reason that you think I won’t win is because I’m not hardcore, well you’re not the only one that has said that, and I disagree with your statement. I won’t say it now, because it will come up later, but for now just know… You don’t even know me, once I open this door you will understand. Ok and before I get off Victor let me get this one thing straight, he said he’s a psychopath.. Well that’s funny, because the true definition of a psychopath is someone that DOESN’T KNOW, they’re a psychopath you moron. Now this is someone with multiple PHD’s allegedly, and doesn’t know common knowledge doctor shit. Like I said, the cereal boxes are going all out with those PHD’s huh?? Dumbass. HE EVEN TRIED TO DEFINE THE SHIT!!!! You’re dumb, away from my presence.

 

Now Keelan, how the hell was I supposed to know she was going to fall off the ladder? What’d you want me to do jump in and shoot my spider webs out to catch her? It was her own stupid mistake for wearing high heels and climbing up a ladder, but hey we’re all good, she apologized and we’re best buds now, aren’t we Flanney? (Flannery bruised up, walks into the camera view)

Flannery: yes it was my fault, Ahren didn’t have anything to do with it, I’m sorry for getting blood on your carpet Ahren (She walks off)

See that? She even says it, so I don’t know why you’re getting so worked up about it. Maybe you have a little crush on her, and are just KY Jelly that I’m hitting that. Well i don’t know about anymore… She’s kinda busted now. And uh yeah, I did say you’re too old… Because you are, everyone knows peoples bodies slow down after 30, and you’re 31.. you’re on a slippery slippery slope down to death, creeping in on you. You’re body is already failing you, your metabolism is going, it’s only a matter of time before you go blind in at least one eye. 25… 31… Young kid on the rise… Old dog dying fading, gone forever. That’s just what happens when you turn 30 sorry to say. The one thing I will say that you have me on, because I didn’t care enough to actually look it up, I guess you don’t have a losing record. But hey, when you lost the chance to be on the TI team, to Blaise Hunter was it? A person that was kicked off the team for being so bad, you might as well have a losing record. Or maybe you lost to Matt Miles.. I don’t know really I’ve never cared enough to follow your career. But either way it seems that you lose the big matches. This is just another big match that you will fall flat on.

 

Now let me go back to one of the original and most brought up reasons these people don’t think I’ll win this match, and that is that I am not “hardcore”. Oh really? I’d beg to differ. See you people don’t know my life, what I do when I’m not on camera, so let me tell you. Everyone’s favorite wrestler, Ahren Fournier, is into S&M.. That’s right (Ahren opens the door behind him) LOOK AT ALL THIS!!! (You can see a giant room with gimp masks, cages, whips, and all sorts of sick sexual toys and other amenities) BEHOLD ALL MY TREASURES!!!  I am one kinky mofucka in the bedroom, and it prepares me fully for this hardcore match. Whips, chains, being choked out mmm, fucking burn me with cigarettes I love it! (He picks up a ball and gag) This helps with my breathing, and cardio in the ring. Look I’m a very kinky individual, and I can’t get enough of it. Not hardcore? Please, I’ve done more hardcore activities in the bedroom than any of you have done in that ring, or just in life in general. Get a car battery, shock my nipples for all I care. There is nothing you can do to me that hasn’t already been done. You want to talk whose hardcore? I am the personification of hardcore. Some of you people may not appreciate my sexual loose lifestyle, and that’s your purgative. But it helps me through life, and in cases like this, helps me with my job. I’m ready for anything that any of you are going to dish out. Whether it’s the doctor that doesn’t even know medical definitions, or the Priest, that isn’t a priest, but will probably be a priest again soon.. the little boy that just wants to be touched by older men, A Black Sven, an old man that walked away from this business only to come back when nobody asked him, or wanted him to.. or the silent one JD Damon… Any of you can try to do whatever you want.. But be warned, it might get me a little aroused.. But it wouldn’t be because of you, it’s the memories of good times past. So now that I’ve put that stupid argument to bed, what do any of you even have on me? Nothin. Fournier Out.  

 

(He pushes the cameraman out of the room, and slams the door in his face. Camera fades to black)
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