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8 September 3rd 2017, 11:49 am by **Shackleford**

Equality.

Azrael and Ryan Wilson have no doubt been successful during their short time as a pairing. Whether they get along or not, the odds are always stacked against their singles opponents. Unless that competitor can divide and conquer you are essentially facing a handicap match.

They say you should never bring a knife to a gun fight. And that you should fight fire with fire.

So this week James Ranger brought the biggest gun he has and we've leveled the playing field. I proved last week that when you neutralise the mind games, unsavoury tactics and the numbers...it all comes down to ability, or lack thereof.

I'll do my part, it just comes down to James and what he's able to bring to the table.
Azrael and Ryan, congratulations on all the success you've had so far, but I am your speed bump. Aslong as you are in my way I will keep applying pressure and push and push and push you into a corner until your left with nowhere to turn. Then and only then will I let you both resume whatever chaos you've been causing, because then you are no longer my problem.

Because that's what you both are, a problem. And I've not met a problem that a good old fashioned arse kicking couldn't solve.

For example the problem that presented itself when I came back was that there was no place for me...so I clocked a few jaws and suddenly I'm the everyman fighting clowns, guys in cheap costumes and eccentric millionaires. I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero, and I'm saving NEO one tolchock to the old Gulliver at a time.

So what's it going to be then eh?

7 September 3rd 2017, 11:49 am by **Shackleford**

The British class system.

A constant reminder of who runs the country. Those of a certain social standing own property in central London, have a pension, perhaps a holiday home. Those less fortunate will work until they are six feet under, always paid just enough to survive but never enough to live behind their means.
It used to just be the north/south divide but over time class privilege has extended to as little as 15 miles up the road.
Catch a bus at Talbot road to the pier, grab the hovercraft and boom your in Ryde.

15 miles is what separates Dampshaw from myself. 15 miles is the difference between the super rich and the working class.

When I was away I worked on the fishing boats, we'd take them right over to the needles and fish all day. December is cod season but it's not for the faint of heart. The temperature plummets to below freezing and it's incredibly choppy. I did this job so I could pay for my house and keep my stomach full. Not much to ask for really is it?
Whilst I do this Dampshaw was being waited on hand and foot in front of a fire. But I'm not mad that he's rich and arrogant. See whilst I scratched and scraped for everything I have I toughened up. Whilst Dampshaw lies in his king-sized bed he grew soft. I bet there isn't a single callus on those hands of his.

Dampshaw I have full respect for your ability and I am a far too clued in to overlook you, but you are scum and it's a shame you ever left the island. It's people like you that turn the English into the bad guys in action movies.
But I suppose that's the dynamic isn't it? Im the Jason Statham rough around the edges imperfect good guy whilst your the pompous, well groomed Alan Rickman bad guy type.

Good Vs Evil. Right Vs Wrong. Dark Vs Light.

The upper class VS the lower class.

Our society dictates we are enemies and we have assumed our roles as such. So let's give the performance of a lifetime.

LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!!

6 September 2nd 2017, 5:41 am by **Shackleford**

When you corner a rat it goes for the throat.

Azrael when you started to feel like I had an answer for everything you threw at me and you felt trapped, Ryan Wilson entered the ring...
..but alas I had already planned for that outcome and once again had your number.

You are obviously new around here lads but they used to call me the prophet, because I had everyone scouted and had a plan for every outcome. Foresight.
James Ranger was screwed by you boys earlier in the night and I knew he would want another crack at you, it was matter of ask and you will receive.

So as I said earlier Azrael, when you have an opponent that neutralises your mind games, your unsavoury tactics and your wrestling ability...it all comes down to who can take the blows and keep kicking. I am the toughest bastard on the brand hands down, I can soak up more punishment than you boys can physically dish out. It was elementary really. Don't feel bad, don't let that guy who you had no respect for who had your numbers sit in the back of your mind whilst facing the finalists, top flight athletes and even Hall of Famers. Cause that will drive you mad, well madder.

To whomever my next opponent is, take note. I'm not your average flash in the pan smack talking gym enthusiast. I'm the real deal. I talk the talk and history will show you I walk the walk. I've already achieved what you go to bed dreaming of. I've already had the career most of you won't even come close to. Overlook me at your peril. I'm from another generation of extremist were we were built to last. I'm putting EAW I'm notice, I'm coming for all of you.

LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!!

Re: NEO Promoz August 31st 2017, 10:10 pm by **Black Mamba**

No, it wasn’t enough.

The words seemingly drenched with disgust, echo a bit. The farthest it got in the darkness that the viewers see, the clearer it got. There is no audible footsteps to be heard. Yet again, the words echo once more.

Visuals fill the viewers screen, Leonhart covering James Ranger, the screen pauses on the pivotal three count being finalized. Then its reversed, only to be repeated for the viewers.

It is never enough it seems Wilson.

The camera steps back almost on its own, an audible shuffle. James stands idle briefly in front a 32 inch television. A laptop sits on the coffee table with identical video feed, frozen, but clearly transmitting to the television. James begins fiddling with the boxing tape.

“Time and time again, but i am thinking of an old foe- oh wait, this is important you know. This moment in time. It is the only moment where i have to reflect on an EVO Series loss. Anthony Leonhart, hailing from the realm of Voltage, was given a chance just the rest of us, Wilson. The brings to the table just like you, a wealth of knowledge, skill, and determination. He bested me that night, we shook hands and stood in the ring together for the fans’ delight. So you might be asking while i refer to someone else.

James turns off the television, tossing the remote on the couch to the side as he opens the curtains, allowing fresh light to come into the living room. A doberman is seen quietly sleeping on the couch as the curtain are being open, but does not stir.

Where does that leave you? Well..to be honest Wilson...this is general “mirror mirror” situation. What we both have in common is going to be fleshed out, all well and good. The maybes are a nice touch for sure, but they are not ultimanitums, they are not absolutes meant to be squandered in this race. That last part is generally something that has helped me develop over the last ten years. There is a process of elimination, i am sure you know the routine: what does not work for one person, should work on another. Yet that process requires that you change it up cause everyone is watching. No matter the struggle, you rise to the occasion as you are doing right now.

James walks over towards the kitchen, tapping his fingers on the counter top to some beat. He pauses, as if figuring out the melody, before opening the fridge and grabbing a bottled water.

Dream opponent can be anyone in this business. I do not simply eye the upper echelon of EAW just because they’re the ones raking in the dough, the fame, the attention. We’re tasked with breaking their proverbial glass ceiling. It is time to face the facts Wilson. Our beliefs are being challenged, for once breaking bread is done and over with, we will have to go our separate ways. The EVO Series is my way, the Grand Prix is yours. Know that you have an ally, but the first race for the New Breed Championship will be handled by yours truly.

Re: NEO Promoz August 31st 2017, 11:02 am by **Finnegan Wakefield**

Chapter 57.5: Full Circle

"The Wrestling Artist" Finnegan Wakefield

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"You must be quite the fortunate man, Reginald. To have the funds to pay for a whole camera and production crew to film these video messages at your whim at your local residences. I just wish you put that kind of effort into making use of that kind of film time. Once again you’ve said very little and very little to take away from it. You are selling yourself short if you’re even trying to sell yourself at all. You can sing my praises and then insult me as often as you wish, but you could at least expand upon them and give me a run for my money. Nonetheless, your time must be precious so I will make do with the very little you can give me, just don’t expect an all out attempt in response. You seem to not be much of an active listener either seeing as you interpreted my message as one of crying and/or whining about the events that took place after our last encounter. You flatter yourself if you believe your acts of cowardice have struck me on an emotional level, I simply remember and that is all. I have promised your defeat not in an act of redemption, but merely to teach you a valuable lesson; one other than improving on your banter. That lesson being to keep your ego in shackles, because what you have defined as your own self-worth means very little when you’re only claims of victory come at the cost of your abilities as a wrestler. Cheap tactics and “making a mark” in retaliation to failure do not paint a picture worth hanging as decoration in your manor halls. For someone who believes himself to be greater than NEO and wishes to move on past it, you don’t do a lot of favors with these actions, as well as your part-timer approach to the work ethic it takes to move up in the ranks. That New Breed Championship couldn't be further from your grasps as you sit in a chair and simply talk a weak game. No butler for any sum of money will simply deliver you that championship on a silver platter either, so I recommend you stop wasting your fortunes on a camera crew and start bringing a real effort to the sport before the title slips further and further away. But that's not new advice as that was also advice I gave you in our last match but clearly you haven't taken it. Until you decide to put a real effort in, I can only hope you find comfort in NEO because at this rate you’ll be calling it home for quite some time. "

Re: NEO Promoz August 31st 2017, 9:47 am by **Alex Reynolds**

I feel like Zach Galligan right now. Up until this point, I'd been moseying along, not quite the pace of Driving Miss.Daisy, but not far off. I'd been enjoying myself and life was enjoying me. I like to live life at my pace. I try not to allow society to drag me along at the speed of light. It's been nothing but Dr.Pepper, Pornhub and black and white movies. I'm living the dream, people. Living. The. Dream. However, just like Zach found out when his clumsy pal spilt water on his precious little care bear - shit can multiply. That's right, we've now become the Jackson 5. Obviously, I'm Michael. I don't think there can be any arguments there. I can't quite get the moonwalk to work for me at the moment, but I'm working on it. Incidentally, if there's anyone out there from Pepsi then give me a call. I'm less retarded and more fire retardant than Michael.

Now that I think of it, maybe we're less the Jackson 5 and more Power Rangers? I can wear a brightly coloured helmet and kung-fu kick a couple of deranged monsters. I'd have to practice before I could pull off a handstand though, but I'm sure I could pull it off. I'd be the red ranger; red equals danger and that's what I bring to this match-up. For obvious reasons I think we'll avoid letting you be the black ranger, Brandy. Let's not open up that can of worms. You can be the pink one, how's that? You'll stand out and it won't come as a surprise when you lose. After all, girls are lovers, not fighters. Jimbo, you can be the yellow one. I'd prefer you to wear a white costume with a yellow line down your back as is fitting, but I guess the yellow suit will have to do. Logan Evans will be blue. Apt, as you still seem to be depressed and bitter after losing your job as the resident EAW slave. Finally, Luke Colter. You can be the black one. You'll notice that the black one is at the front in the picture above. A little bit of a boost for the new guy. That's the kind of guy I am, Lukey. You'll also notice that I'm at Jimbo's rear, just how he likes it. If only he had eyes in the back of his helmet he'd see me brandishing my great big sword.

Lance Hart. I hear you used to be a big deal around this place. A lot of people have informed me that when you left your position as general manager of Voltage many superstars were left devastated. It was a big shock to the system. Inevitably, they were left with many questions: Who would hold open the door for them upon their arrival at the arena? How would they cope now that they had to make their own coffee? Would it be possible to correct spelling mistakes in their contracts without help? Could they walk, talk and hold their bags at the same time? Wow. I feel for all those guys, I really do. I'm welling up here. I've never had a personal assistant, I know many people like to refer to them as lackeys, but I don't think that's particularly fair. I mean, come on it takes a considerable amount of skill and an eye for detail to make the perfect latte. Oh, while we're on the subject of beverages; I don't drink coffee, I prefer tea. White with no sugar. You might want to write that down for future reference, Hartless. You're probably going to need it. In fact, I'm convinced that after our match you're going to need your administrative and domesticated skills more than ever. Actually, I wonder if you could do me a favour? I've got a bit of a sweet tooth and I'm partial to a nice baked goodie. Would your rather wide range of skills stretch to a cake? Nothing too fancy, just a Victoria sponge with a little bit of icing and three candles to celebrate a hat-trick of wins here in EAW. I'd be more than willing to pay for it unless you'd rather I allowed you to tie my shoelaces or make my bed for me? Think it over, Hartless.

Bad Luck Brandy. I've got to pull you up on the point you made about last weeks match. You said, and I quote: "I mean it was a hard fought match but not like we had any doubt that we were going to win." For you, in your simple little mind maybe there wasn't any doubt. The simpleton tends to look no further than the end of his nose. Let's be honest, Brandy my boy, in your mind there shouldn't have been any doubt. You had The Warped Outlaw in your corner. Frankly, you should've been thanking your lucky stars that you were even breathing the same air as me. Now, I can't say that I shared your confidence, Brandy. I wasn't as optimistic as yourself. I felt like I was going into that match with one arm tied behind my back after having two fingers poked in my eyes. Don't misunderstand me, I believe in myself and I know what I'm capable of. I just didn't have much faith in you. I think I'd have felt more at ease if I'd been told that Stevie Wonder would be in my corner. This time I have no such bad luck. I will have no burden thrust upon on me, Brandy.

Jimbo, where are you, pal? I haven't heard from you. Are you deep, deep, deep, under covers? Have you managed to penetrate enemy lines? I understand that leading a double life must be tough, but at some point, you're going to have to get your shit together. You have a small army of fans out there that are relying on you, Jimbo. Those pensioners won't be around forever so you need to pull your finger out, figuratively and literally.

Luke Colter. Hmm...no comment.

By the way, Astraea...I've still got those knickers. I've been waiting for you to come and slip into them. You know, like Cinderella and the slipper?

Re: NEO Promoz August 31st 2017, 6:41 am by **Ryan Wilson**

Fun Fact: I actually met David Tennant earlier this month during Montreal Comic-Con.
He's a fun fellow and a damn fine chap to discuss with. No wonder I liked him so much as the 10th Doctor and more recently as Kilgrave in Jessica Jones.

But I digress.

To be quite honest Ranger, I don't know how long you've been around on the NEO brand but I think like I do you know how to wait. You know better than to rush things and you know how to take an opportunity when one presents itself infront of you. Recently, those opportunity are plentyful for me but not so much for you. Why is that I wonder. I don't think it's because of a lack of ethic or desire to perform on your part. Nah, I don't think that's it. Maybe Management believe I'm a bigger draw than you, than others on the Neo Roster. Who knows right? Maybe my repution, skills and track record is what allows me to enjoy chances after chances all of which I will try to make the best of obviously! You? Well, I understand withdrawl due to inactivity. I need to be active myself, I need to keep busy, actually this is why I always sign with more than one federation at a time: So that I always fight, so that I always have an opponent to focus on.

It has it's load of pros and cons.
I mean, on one end it can help me hone my skills faster, allow me to improve better, to get known and recognized quicker not to mention making good money. On the other end the risk of injuries is higher not to mention exhaustion from traveling and many fights a week. But I'm 25 years old, my career is only three years old. If I end up retiring in say 5 to 10 years but I did all I wanted to do or feel like I have accomplished alot and have a great time doing it then I won't have any regrets retiring at 35.

When it comes to the New Breed Championship you are right: For now it's out of our reach but if we work and play our cards right eventually we will get the opportunity to face either Mongoose (I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!!!!!!) or who ever took it away from him at the time of our nomination as number one contender. I'm not in a rush, and I won't kiss anyone's ass in order to get a shot either. If I get a shot it's gonna be because of my mic skills, my ability to rock the ring and because of my good looks. It might be next month, it may next year, who knows it might not even be on the Neo Brand! But right now my focus is to climb my way up the ladder and eventually I'll get what I deserve.

It makes me smile to think you actually consider me as a dream opponent. What I find amusing following that is your curiosity about how I plan to beat you.
Allow me to explain!

See here? Down here? This is foot, my foot is wrapped inside a pair of wrestling boot tightly tied up at the ankle. That boot during our match will be swung around and will go up your ass in the process of stomping a mudhole all up and down your main street and walk it dry! Like I enjoy saying: I'm going to apply boot to ass with you followed eventually by a Mic Drop for the un, deux, trois. My gloved hands will also be used to smack you bringing me closer to my immediate goal to defeat you and gain points and rise up within B Block of the EVO Series.

If we both fight well tomorrow on the 31st, like the old saying goes we will both look good, we will both look like a million bucks.
All part of playing our cards right Ranger.

Re: NEO Promoz August 31st 2017, 1:47 am by **Black Mamba**

Congrats. You identify a decent amount of people i honestly didn’t know much about. Thanks.
I am quite the strong style of the Isles should be something to be feared, but if you don’t travel the world and expand on your chosen style and mix it up. How do you propose on improving in this business? There is something to be had, that ultimately is currently out of reach. The New Breed Championship. We’re both out of reach of said championship, but we know the lay of the land. I could push for the same goals as you, but clearly the Grand Prix is not in the cards just yet.

What is the focus is how are you going to believe over my belief, that you will get a win? I must say that i am curious on how you plan on doing just that. We both looked over each other’s information, it's always flattering to have a mirror propped up, but i need you to be something more. You were bragging about causing withdrawals, but i am afraid i am confused. Clearly you misunderstand, the withdrawals come from not competing. A lack of competition or simply upper management believing that i need a week off to stretch, drink a pint, and maybe reflect on my actions from the week before. I did wipe my boots clean of El landerson for the third time and in dealing with Candoom, i feel like a proper match is completely overdue.

Enter you...my opponent.

What i could potentially dream of, someone who is dealing with NEO and a major brand tournament. I do hope you don’t lose in your tournament. As you are just starting, where as you are still determined, i am here waiting. Both of us should be past the small talk of dusting ourselves off. There was no need to assume, for the stakes were made quite clear. We both want better standing, we both want better, more serious to bring their best and worst. It is not too hard to figure out.

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 10:45 pm by **The Trickster Azrael**

The scene begins with an opening similar to the old ECW and the first thing we see it's Azrael doing some hops while laughing like a maniac because he can't control it.

Azrael: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Boy Shackly I admit that's a good one. I never laugh since my debut in EAW. I'm fascinated with the fact that you show more guts than Dampshaw, his rookie, and the Motor city choker. I thought that I'd be cursed of facing an another wannabe who won't dare to show up like that was the case with a few of them. Oh! Right, you were the first for addressing me, my apologies. My minds is also preoccupied for the tag team match with Ryan against Cameron Ella Eva and her partner. I'll address them on my next promo because I have to talk with you.

For the first time, I can actually speak with my opponent then speaking with a wall or picturing Ryan Wilson as my opponent of this week.This might be Crazy but you have to entertain yourself sometimes. At least I have the pleasure to know who you are. The more I know you, the more I think that you're delusional to think you have a chance to outmatch my brilliance. Confidence can be a good tool but when you don't know how to use it, you could end up being miserable. For this week you're not dealing with an average joe but a man that knows how to turn the match his favor.

A grin can be seen in the face of the Mad Trickster.decrease

Azrael: I have the key to decrease your morale quickly. Right now, you seem hungry to show your superiority but I wonder how long you will play that role? How long can you be the courageous little knight that you are? What will be your thought if I manage to found a way to snatch your pretty smile? Will I see the real Shackleford who will crumble in my hands or I have to start digging and found what makes you tick?

I hope that you won't disappoint me because if you do, you will show me that your just like Logan Evans, a mere boy who thought that had a chance to step into the ring with yours truly.

He starts moving in both direction and stops for a moment.

Azrael: So you think that giving that giving me your best shot to my jaw, will be a way to stop my madness? No, this will be a chance to unleash your inner Demon inside you. By doing that, you will give me what I want and that my friend, is a way to be inside your mind and an effective way to play a mind game and have the upper hand with you no matters the result.

It might hurt the first time but I will dare you to continue because I don't have a shit about pain. I've been experiencing a couple of time in my life. I learn how to be friend with it, he and I could be there and have a great time in a bar with beer. The more that you will pummel me to death, the more that I will laugh at your pathetic attempt to be the hero of his fight.

He chuckles a little.

Azrael: This the beauty of being me, I can either be aggressive or let you waste all your energy like a desperate little man that you are. No matters the result it's will still be a win for me, because I will achieve to give you what you desperately need or I can be the one that put you the feeling of being rejected.

There's always a time to raise the white flag if you have no option left. I will respect your decision of forfeiting the fight. I'll be saddened by your sudden departure but at least you will make a wise choice.

Azrael moves his head backward to replace his hair from behind.

Azrael: What fun can we found If you can't deal with the pressure of someone controlling your mind? If I were in your shoes, that's the option I will consider. Because this is what you want to prove me, you want to prove that I'm beneath you, and you think there's a way to counter the Madness. Sadly for you, there's now way to avoid this. You either embrace it or step aside If you can't handle it.

I'm not trying to find an excuse to get an easy win, I just propose an alternative to save yourself. To me, I have no problem pummeling you to death, in especially when you lower yourself of including me with your piss poor jokes about Wilsy. If you want to question the sexuality of him, leaves me out of this. We aren't BFF and I still hate his guts. The only reason, I'm more smooth with him, it's because we are in the tag team tournament, otherwise, I would have still found a way to get rid of him.

He takes a pause for 15 seconds.

Azrael: For that, it's will give me the motivation to aggravate your case.....

He holds his breath and says :

Azrael: And I thank you for that

Said the Sociopath of Wrestling with his smile.

Azrael: You have just dig your grave a lot deeper with that kind of nonsense. I hope you're proud of yourself.....because......hahaha! It's will be your funeral........HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

And the scene ended with the closure of the old ECW style.

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 8:01 pm by **DampshawIII**

A thick, muggy heat falls over Los Angeles. They are currently experiencing a heat wave. You can almost see the physical waves of heat over Reginald Dampshaw III's estate. Crichton Merriweather is cleaning some ornaments, sweating quite a lot when the main phone rings. He answers:

Crichton Merriweather: Hello, Dampshaw Estates this is Crichton speaking. Yes? Yes, Master Reginald is very sorry for putting his hands on an EAW employee. Yes, and for smashing EAW property....like he said, he will more than be willing to reimburse EAW for damages and...the employee wants money? I believe that is a bit much...O.K. Yes. He will reimburse the employee as well. Now is that all? I have to work to do...The card for Uprising is changed? Well who will Master Reginald's opponent be? I see...Yes, I will tell him posthaste. And I will tell him what his opponent has said as well. Thank you. Goodbye.

Crichton hangs up the phone and sighs. He walks up the long, winding stairs to Reginald's room. He knocks three times and then opens the door.

Crichton Merriweather: Sir, I have some news for you.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Yes? Well what is it? Spit it out.

Crichton Merriweather: EAW reiterated that you must pay for damages for smashing that table..and the employee you attacked wants money as well.

Reginald rolls his eyes and begins writing down something. He then hands Crichton two checks without looking up at him.

Reginald Dampshaw III: There. I am sure the employee will be extremely satisfied with this compensation. I swear, Crichton, I am far too generous sometimes.

Crichton Merriweather: Fabulous, sir. I shall mail this immediately.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Well? Is that it?

Crichton Merriweather: No, there is something else. Your match with Johnny Nova was cancelled and you have a new opponent.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Who is it?

Crichton Merriweather: ...Finnegan Wakefield.

Reginald takes the information and sits on it for a few seconds. He then smiles.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Crichton. Take those checks to the EAW Headquarters. Take my limo. And while you're there, bring a camera crew. I want Mr. Wakefield to hear my comments firsthand.

Crichton Merriweather: Absolutely, sir.

Crichton leaves quickly and Reginald turns around in his chair. An hour passes and Crichton returns with the crew and they quickly set up. The cameraman yells action at Reginald and he turns back around.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Finnegan, Finnegan, Finnegan. We meet again. No, last time things did not go my way but I'm extremely disappointed that in your victory, you continue to whinge and moan about what happened after the match. Yes, the ever noble Finnegan Wakefield has to stand up to the dirty scoundrel Reginald Dampshaw III for his post match transgressions. Is that the narrative you are trying to create? Because I believe you are the only one who is buying it. What could I expect for some Suffolk bumpkin? It is a tale as old as time. The lowly farmers cry about the big bad factories coming in and stealing work. This is the same situation Mr. Wakefield. When will you stop crying and realize I had to make a mark, win or lose.

Reginald stands up and cracks his knuckles before looking back at the camera.

Reginald Dampshaw III: It appears you and Moongoose McQueen have more in common than you'd both like to believe. You are both complainers, the only difference is I beat him. He took me lightly and I defeated him, brass knuckles or not. I don't apologize for my actions, the referee didn't see anything, therefore it was all fair game. I took advantage and I capitalized. I want to tell you and Moongoose one last time, brass knuckles or not, I had him beat long before that. I hit him with the knuckles, yes, but he valiantly fought back...before I hit him with the Family Name and pinned him. A clean victory as far as I'm concerned. Now, the difference between you and Moongoose is you don't take me lightly, do you, Mr Wakefield? No, you understand what I am capable of in that ring, during and after the match.

Reginald walks over to a television and turns it on. It is a DVD compilation of Finnegan Wakefield matches. Reginald watches it for a few seconds and shortly laughs.

Reginald Dampshaw III: A real blue blooded English fighter you are, Mr. Wakefield. So fluid in that ring. No wasted motion. A true ring general. You've been undefeated in this EVO Series and you've made it a point to state that you'll stay that way. I've made it a point to state I don't give a damn about this series. So thank you for giving me something to look forward to in this series, because I want to be the man who ends your winning streak. I'll get my New Breed Championship shot somewhere, sometime soon but before that, I would say that would be a nice accolade.

Reginald turns the TV off and returns to his desk.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Have a good week, Mr. Wakefield. I believe by the end of it, it won't be so....for you.

Reginald laughs and signals for the crew to leave.

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 5:50 pm by **Brayden Wolfe**

" You know you're a real funny guy Anthony I gotta give ya that, but you know you left out a few things on your little rant. You left out a few points that you probably don't know about me, but the truth is I've been The Impact Player since the day I laced up my boots for the first time. I took that name and each and every single time I step into the ring I prove exactly why that's why I am. I've done it for a long fucking time and I don't plan on having that stop anytime soon. So for you to claim that you're the original Impact Player isn't something I'm going to hear because it's not the truth. Even if you try claiming you're the original Impact Player of EAW I'm pretty sure you'd be lying there too because the truth is other people here made impacts before you even came along. You see that's where you and I are different Anthony because you claim you know me. You claim you know what I'm all about and yet you didn't know I was The Impact Player before signing my EAW contract? You know absolutely nothing about me Anthony and I find it pretty funny how you claim may things. You claim you've made waves through the wrestling world and I'll put credit where it's due I knew your name before signing my contract. Quite frankly you're one of the guys I wanted to step into the ring with because of what I've heard about you, but I really haven't seen much. Not really sure what all the hype is all about, but hey I guess I'll see when that bell rings right? You like to make jokes and get under your opponents skin, but that's not gonna happen with me Anthony because I don't play games. You can say whatever you want, but when that bell rings you'll have your opportunity to back up every word you said. Do you really think you will? In your mind do you believe you're going to back up every single word you said because honestly I don't. I say that because this is indeed a semi finals match in the EVO Series which means this match matters that much more. This match between us is more then you claiming you originated The Impact Player because you know what this match is going to prove Anthony? Not only am I every bit as good as I say I am, but I have no problem shutting up peoples mouths along the way. I had absolutely no problem shutting up the mouth of Moralis and he didn't even say much. You, well Anthony lets just say you're staring to make things a little personal and I'm not sure you actually wanna go there. In fact I know you don't wanna go there because if you go there you may not come back the same. I've done a lot of things to a lot of people Anthony which means me leaving you laying in the middle of the ring with a broken leg really wouldn't bother me much. It wouldn't bother me much seeing you a bloody mess laying in the center of the ring. I said I had respect for you, but then you had to go ahead and run your mouth like you actually know what the fuck you're talking about. "

" So you claim I'm not going to be making any kind of impact on Thursday Night and frankly that's fine because when it's all said and done. When the smoke clears Anthony you're going to realize that you're the one who didn't make any kind of impact. You're the one who's going to be out of the EVO Series and do you know why? Because as much as you wanna claim you're better then me. As much as you wanna claim I stole your name which of course didn't happen. The reality is I am a better wrestler then you in every single aspect and the only reason I have any kind of respect for you is a simple reason. I've seen what you can do inside the ring, but that doesn't mean I like you and after hearing what you had to say frankly I can't fucking stand you. All you did was anger The Wolfe and that's not a smart move by you because you claim you haven't heard about me. That's funny because within my first three weeks I left several superstars laying in the center of the ring. I took out my own tag team partner because I realized he didn't belong on my team. I destroyed whoever was in my way and I've not only made my name known in this EVO Series. I think I've made it pretty fucking clear what my goal is and Anthony as bad as you wanna be that guy. As bad as you wanna be the guy who stops me from getting to where I know I belong it's just not going to happen. You're going to show me the real impact player experience huh? Well Kid when that bell rings and the match is all said and done we'll see who truly made there impact. We'll see who truly is The Impact Player because I already know what the outcome is going to be. I find it hard to believe you truly think you're that much better then me. I mean what makes you believe you even belong in the same ring as me? I have absolutely nothing to fucking steal from you Kid and I never will. What I'm doing is showing the world exactly why I am what I say I am...the fuck have you been doing? "

" So somehow having your hand raised at the end of the match no matter what needs to be done all of a sudden became wrong? It's all of a sudden looked at as " cheating? " well you tell that to some of the greatest wrestlers in history and see what they have to say. What you need to realize is you really aren't any kind of worthy opponent for me Anthony and as much as you would love to believe you are. The truth is you're not and for you to sit there and claim I cheat to get my victories. I do whatever is needed to get the job done and at the end of the day that's the object of everything isn't it? Isn't that the reason you wrestle in the first place, to have your hand raised at the end of the match? Or did you just become a wrestler to do everything the way you want them done? Truth is you may be good in the ring, but when it comes to cutting a promo I'm not sure you're at my point yet. Keep it up though Kid maybe one day you'll have a chance to step in the ring with me again. Lets be honest this match in the EVO Series really isn't going to be much of a match. I'm going to take you apart Anthony and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it. You talk too much Kid and maybe I'm the guy who needs to shut you up. "

" We are all wrestlers Anthony and we are all here trying to do something not a lot of people around the world get a chance too do. In fact only a handful of people in the world actually become pro wrestlers and for those in EAW. Those rookies you're talking about are the same guys I've already proven I'm better then and yet you sit there and say I'm in some silver spoon palace? That right there is proof you know absolutely nothing about me Anthony because I'm the last guy you would associate that type of person with. I have done nothing, but fight since day one against anybody who decided to get in my way of my dreams. Now I'm here and you really think you saying I'm a cheaters is really going to stop me from doing what I do better then anybody else in the world today? All you've done is made yourself feel like a better superstar then you actually are and you did that by trying to belittle me. Cracking jokes and thinking you're actually funny...well I guess that was the real joke right? Laugh all you want now Kid because when you step in the ring with me I promise you there won't be a fucking thing to laugh about. Of course until I leave you laying in the middle of the ring, then I may toss out a chuckle or two because I know every bit of what I'm saying now is true. You're all talk Anthony and I'm gonna prove that to the world because you need this Kid. It's time for you to be brought down a level or two and this Thursday that's exactly what's going to happen whether you like it or not. "

" Blah, Blah...I'm the Impact Player 2.0 because you didn't know my fucking name before I signed my contract here and honestly that's you're own problem. You're then one that looks like a fucking fool repeating something that's not even fucking true. You go on and on about how you're the real Impact Player and if that's the case. If you truly are as good as you claim to be I want you to bring your " A " game on Thursday because I do each and every single time I step inside the ring. You wanna claim you're something special Kid maybe it's time for you to prove it. Maybe it's time for you to back up a few things you've been saying, but of course that'll have to be after the EVO Series. Thursday Night will be nothing more then what's been seen by Brayden Wolfe this far in EAW. I'm going to dominate my opponent and I will finish the match when I feel I'm through. You've made things this way Anthony and now it's time for you to face the consequences which is a brutal beating by me. The clock is ticking so feel as good as you do for as long as you can because I guarantee you when I'm done with you on Thursday Night you won't be feeling as good as you do right now. You're probably going to question why you said some of the things you did, but everybody knows you can't take things like that back. Everybody knows words can't be taken back and that's you're own fault Anthony. It's time for you to realize you need to have a little bit of truth behind what you're saying. You can't just come on tv and repeat yourself for ten minutes and think people are going to wanna see you again. The wrestling industry doesn't work like that and if you haven't realized that yet you're a fucking moron. "

" I want you to be thinking about something before you decide to step into the ring with me on Thursday Night Anthony because what you don't seem to understand is the things you've been saying. They really don't have any effect on me because frankly all you're saying is that I've stolen your name. Anybody who knows me knows I don't need to steal anything let alone something from somebody like you. Somebody who has big talk, but can't really back up what he has to say. Those are the people I don't like and find very disgusting and do you know why? Because there are hundreds of kids just waiting to get a chance to become a wrestler. Hundreds of wrestlers waiting for a shot at EAW and here you are with a contract and doing absolutely fucking nothing with it. You run your mouth about stuff nobody really cares about and you think it bothers me? What really bothers me is the fact I wasted ten minutes watching you try and come up with something new to say about me. It's almost like you think you're about to step into the ring with somebody who doesn't know how to get the job done. You've already made it pretty well known you think I'm a cheater and that's fine Anthony, but I still have my hand raised when it's all said and done. You can follow the rules and lose all the matches you want, but this Thursday Night I promise you I will be moving on to the finals in the EVO Series. Anthony you better start looking towards your next step because Thursday isn't very far away. What happens after I take you out and knock you out of the EVO Series? That's exactly what should be going through your mind right now because that's exactly what's going to happen. Think about your next step Kid because I'm taking you out on Thursday Night and showing you who the true Impact Player is. "

5 August 30th 2017, 7:49 am by **Shackleford**

Magical world of Google.

Ryan Wilson requested I use Google and research luchador. And I did, it describes a luchador as a Mexican professional wrestler. Now Ryan you are neither Mexica , nor a professional. But I thought perhaps that was an unlucky search.

So I tried Cosplay. The term cosplay describes any costumed role play within a venue. See Ryan this eludes to my non professional comment. But I couldn't help but fixate on the word role play.

Role playing refers to to changing ones mannerisms to assume a role, either unconsciously to fulfill a social role or consciously to act out an adopted one.

See now THAT alludes back to my previous comments...It also makes me think you are either just a sheep and follow a crowd to fit in or so ashamed of yourself that you pretend to be someone else, which the mask leads to...but wait

See also sexual roleplay...
Sexual roleplay is a roleplay that involves an erotic element *cough masks cough*. It may involve two or more people who act out roles in a sexual fantasy...Ryan you and Azrael are a tag team right?
Many people regard sexual roleplay as a means to overcome social inhibitions.

See also BDSM.

Ryan this Google thing is really interesting and quite telling, I feel you wanted me to follow the breadcrumbs and discover the true nature of yours and Azrael's relationship.
It's 2017, I'm not one to judge, I'm happy for you two,I truly am. Love wins. But atleast have the stones and come out and say it. Being gay isn't weird anymore guys, your daddy isn't gonna take off his belt and lash you with it anymore. You both probably murdered him years ago.

The odds are not in my favour and I've got alotta ring rust but there's something about the air, it's got me feeling lucky. Azrael and Ryan Wilson, be it love, insanity, guilt or calling your teacher mum when you were in school and never living it down, I don't care what made you the way you are. What I care about it's the dissection of your heads from your shoulders.

LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 4:53 am by **Ryan Wilson**

1-2-1-2... Is this thing on? Alright. Ahrem!

In life I am a firm believer that you reap what you sow.
If you don't do anything, you don't get anything. If you work hard and bust your ass OR take advantage of an opportunity when it shows up, then good things comes to you... Eventually.

This week is my third or forth one here in the federation, and so far what a wild adventure it's been!
I got the opportunity to fight or be present on all but one show, I think, since I penned my name on that contract. I got wins, I got loses, I also got opportunities to participate in the Evo series AND the Tag Team Grand Prix! Some folks here didn't even have a match in weeks after they arrived! Me? I am given all the chances possible to make a name for myself and make an impact on the NEO brand. Is it because I kiss up to upper management? Nope! It's because I do my damn job! And I happen to be very good at what I do! Oh I have my flaws, I'm not perfect, how many here have the wits to admit this eh? I'm no Mister Modesty 2017 mind you, but...The point is I am taking full advantage of the exposure I have at the moment, and it pays off! Proof? This week I don't have one but two matches linked to thrilling and prestigious competitions!

First I'll have my second match in the EVO Series, facing a guy named James Ranger.
James who? Another guy from England who probably believes he is the hottest thing around. What is it with Englishmen and their ego's? Always inflated, always a bunch of uptight snobs believing they are owed the World because of some heritage or noble lineage or just because they are damned fools with power on the brain. Local upbringing I guess, It doesn't surprise me, London is so depressing a town one has to find ways to not want to ghost itself so much the place is boring, bland, tasteless and without any appeal. The only thing to have ever came out of that Country is Doctor Who if you ask me. No, not Lewis Hamilton, or David Beckham, Sienna Miller, Naomi Campbell, Rod Stewart, George Michael, Andy Murray etc etc etc! Ha! Not even Reggie and his still-haven't-answered-my-questions Butler! Doctor Who is the go to thing to sum up the pinnacle of British creativity! But I digress. Back to the Ranger.

I have to admit, reading your profile you and I have a few things in common. We enjoy the simpler things. We eventually get what we want and we won't use the beaten path if it's needed to get to our goal and in the end we always end up victorious and satisfied. Of course, we both know we can't always get what we want. Like on the 31st you see, I don't intend to give you the satisfaction of getting the pin on my shoulders. I find it interesting to see you are the type of guy who will go after one guy again and again until you get the W! See, I can relate to that! Once in another federation I was against a guy who was much stronger, taller and powerful than me. Was I scared? Hell no! In fact I kept going at him and going at him and going at him and going at him! He won most of the matches we had against each other until one day I got the drop on him for the sweet one two three! That way I won a title too! And it was... Orgasmic!

I understand why you go for that kind of setting James, because you know that in the end it'll make you a better fighter. I have the same mentality! For as nutty nut bag as mine is. Now, when it comes to the EVO Series, to our match, you are ahead of me in the points and I am dead last in Block B. My fault? Nope! I will not take blame for El Larsen staring off with two losses and had Brayden Wolfe not been a twaddle f*** and thumbed my eyes I would be gunning for my second victory in the competition this time at your expense. See, I need to win this match and you have the unfortunate luck of being in my way. I do hope you won't assume this will be easy picking because I just got here James as that would be idiotic and a costly mistake. I'm going in our match full steam ahead so you best be ready because I won't think twice if I have a shot to Mic Drop you on your ass and take the Win away from you.

Oh? What's this? I see you just shipped a promo! Let me take a gander.

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Know what? You're cute. It's adorable to see you're nothing but an adrenaline junky. I totally understand the thrill of performing in front of bigger crowds, in front of the major shows of a federation as big as EAW. I did perform on similar stages before! I still do in other federations in fact! So I understand man! I do! But let me ask you this? What's the rush? Are you bored here on the Neo Brand? Do you think you did all that you could here? Do you think you impressed the top brass enough to have them move you permanently on Voltage or any of the other shows? Do you know how much like a crack whore you sound? It's hilarious! Poor wittle James wanting a taste again! Poor little man wanting his fix of the Big Time! See, the thing is, I do want to be on one of the Major Shows, but I know how to take things slow. There will be a time where I will be called up and I will be bringing one of the Shows my special brand of insanity to the EAW. Until then? I'm enjoying myself on the Neo Brand and I plan to make a mark here! My goal is simple I want the New Breed Championship. Will I get it? We'll see, but in the meantime the EVO Series if my focus and you are in my way. I feel like denying you your fix, your next taste! It would amuse me to see you go in proverbial withdrawl because you can't go to the Major Leagues again because you got humiliated and passed for a damn fool because of me. It would be amusing, it would entertain me alot.

I feel like wishing you good luck, but ... I won't. I will not wish luck to a whore. OooooooOOOOHH S-NAP!!!

Now, I've seen Shackleford (What kind of Mickey Mouse name is that anyway?)'s attempt as coherence and originality with his promos against my partner in crime Julio and It begins to ... Not annoy me but disappoint me to see how the average Joe's of this federation seems to assume that I must've had a rough childhood or that I'm suffering of social anxiety because I am wearing a mask. Some uneducated and uninspiring fools here clearly don't know their wrestling enough. Shack you numb nut, how about you go on that box with images on it with that rectangular thingy you can type words on and write ''Luchadors''. Educate yourself on what they are, what they represent and the culture behind wearing the mask. After that, do a search on the word ''Cosplay''. Think you can do that? Or is typing 6 letters on Google too much of a mental task for you? Maybe you could ask Reggie's butler to do it, perhaps he could tie your boot laces too.

It is true, Julio and I? We are unpredictable, be it due to our cray cray minds or simple because we are simply that damn good and mixed with a chaotic mentality this makes us hard to read! We are loco in the coco my boy-o! But while we are deranged, we are far from being stupid and you know what that makes us? A threat to anyone who stands in our way! Which brings me to our opponents for the first round of the Tag Team Grand Prix!

Now since this is a Dynasty thing, I'm going to stop my promo here.
Those of you wanting to know what I have to say to the two Goddesses of Dynasty can go on the EAW Promoz area!

Oops! I guess I broke the fourth wall!
And that my friends, just happened!

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 1:49 am by **TheBadGuyBrandon**

-Bad Guy Brandon can be seen in his ring gear in the backstage locker room getting ready for his match. With his back turned towards the camera he begins to speak as he puts his wrist tape on-

For those of you who don’t know, my name is Bad Guy Brandon! Now that we got that out the way, Let’s talk about last week. Shall we? I was in a tag match with Shackleford, and Alex Reynolds. Versus Jimmy Stallion and the others don’t deserve a mention. Long story short, we got the victory.
–Chuckles- I mean it was a hard fought match but not like we had any doubt that we were going to win.

-Turns facing to the camera-

But tonight I’m in a 15 minutes of fame with not one but three other superstars, two of which I’ve been in the ring with last week. Listen Alex you were lucky to be on the winning team last week, so I see it as you have an opportunity tonight you could help or be part of the carnage I’m going to leave behind. Either way The Bad Guy wins.

-two fingers pointed towards the camera -

Bang!

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 1:22 am by **Finnegan Wakefield**

Chapter 57: Full Circle

"The Wrestling Artist" Finnegan Wakefield

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"It seems like the EVO Series is culminating a few weeks earlier than scheduled, at least for the duration of the A Block group stage. As ordered by the higher-ups, the semi-finals to determine A Blocks winner will take place on August 31st. That means I will no longer be facing Johnny Nova, although it seems like he has fallen off the radar after his failed attempt to win the New Breed Championship last week. On the plus side, at least I won't have to do my best impression of Hulk Hogan as planned. I knew I shouldn't have taken that bet on the result of the boxing match from Ironico. That also means I won't be getting a one-on-one match with Moongoose McQueen, though to be quite honest he kept saying how little he cared for the tournament anyway. Pretty sure he would have joined the "cowards who forfeited" list with Lucas Johnson. I am sure he would have just used that as an excuse should he have lost, so it's probably better off this way. I’ll just have to make due with kicking his ass on Showdown this week, albeit in a tag team match. Nonetheless, so far I have lived up to my word in going undefeated in the tournament and have now advanced to the semi-finals, and the winner of this match on August 31st will go on to be in the finals of the EVO Series.

Which brings me to my opponent; Reginald Dampshaw III. It seems we have come full circle after all. On July 26th, the date of my first match in the EVO Series, I defeated Reginald Dampshaw in what I can safely say was the toughest contest I had in the EVO Series up to this point. I would have commended him for his performance and his abilities as a wrestler had he not shown his true colors by attacking me and trying to eliminate me from the tournament by trying to injure my leg after the match was over. Unsportsmanlike, a sore loser and a coward to boot. I may have gone on to have other matches in the EVO Series, on Voltage and at Territorial Invasion, but I haven't forgotten what you tried to do, Reginald. I haven't forgotten and have been eagerly awaiting the chance to hand you your comeuppance. Maybe the shortening of the tournament is a blessing in disguise as you only got here by the skin of your teeth otherwise. You defeated Aka Manah fair and square last week, I can't take that one away from you, but on August 16th you did have to resort to Brass Knuckles to defeat Moongoose McQueen. You tied point with him, but the priority rule got you into this spot instead of him. Although I enjoyed watching him get a taste of his own medicine, I don't condone cheating as a whole and you shouldn't expect that lightning to strike twice come August 31st. I am not as gullible nor as arrogant as Moongoose, you won't be able to surprise me with your Brass Knuckles should you try and use them. You've made it this far thanks to that tactic, but it will get you no further. I defeated you the first time around and I will repeat that result to advance to the finals.

Your family's history in this sport means very little to me, your temper and money mean even less. I have faced ego driven wrestlers in the past and you are no different. What you really need is some humility, something to humble you and I am just the guy to make that happen. If me pinning you or making you tap out doesn’t get the job done, watching the EVO Series Finals from home may very well do the trick. I’m sure Crichton Merriweather can hand you the tissues as you watch the person you tried to screw out of the tournament goes on to win the whole thing. Maybe then you’ll realise that there are no shortcuts to the top, there is no tantrum will get you what you want, no amount of money can buy the ability to be one of the best. Take this as advice from one Englishman to another, I suggest you start training up for this match because you’re in for a fight when that EVO Series Final is just upon the horizon and you’re the only man standing in my way to get there. I made the promise to myself that I wouldn't lose this tournament, and I intend to keep that promise."

Re: NEO Promoz August 30th 2017, 12:47 am by **Black Mamba**

Through thick and thin, the battles only get more chaotic. What could i say, the road has not been kind. For better lack of words i would say i had the scare of my life when i was booked for this week. Who is Luke Colter? I was repeating his name, digging up the his resume. I legit had this concern that something was not right. Booking aside, i blame the Californian traffic...shitty roadshow in the country. Nothing but start and stop during rush hours, people thinking they’re moving at the fastest speed, but really driving at a snail’s pace.

That is the general gist of NEO right now.

Waking up and knowing that a tournament is shuffling along, taking a Loss, then rebounding with the W against Canalis Candoom. Needless to say..i don’t know what’s been happening. There is always gossip, someone doing something, yet at the end of the business night….my problems are the only things that matter. My immediate problem is a man named Ryan Wilson. It rings like the grandfather bells in the cathedrals. It sings to the populace, but it's overdue to be spruced up, given a real polish. That is what i see right now Ryan. Let’s go ahead and skip the formalities and begin by calling each other by first names.

From the mild chit chat i have spoken since my last match. I struggle to convey what is suppose to be genuine excitement. The last person to get me pumped up for a match in the ring of late is leading the pack against Wolfe. You how terrible that is? To go from week one aspirations and admirations to go from…”my name is mud”? I am sure you have had these experiences before, it's nothing to sneeze at, so i will let you convey your feelings in a manner that is most suiting to the task at hand. Losing. Taking that third L, because there is folks trying to make a statement that gets people in seats, and yours truly getting to the next section of the race. The semi-finals of the EVO series will have James Ranger headlining it. I will be the next man on the radar staring at the soon to be Black Mamba’s prized New Breed Championship. Damn the title shot and all. The match alone against the Mongoose would be fitting enough. I have already gotten a sample of what Dynasty and Voltage has to offer.

It just wasn’t enough though.

Like a newborn crack addict, i simply just couldn’t sleep. All i think about is that next big hit. Knowing that someone will provide for me the most bombastic shit face to face. Yet, I am not pleased, not even remotely happy. What i am getting is not the real deal. Just rip offs. Are you a rip off Wilson? Are you just another show and tell product that is bound to never leave the shelves at Walgreens? This isn’t some rodeo where you prance for others to see. No, it is just a match, where you bring the flames, i bring the fuel, and we shall see how long you can burn before i snuff you out. Plain and simple.

Re: NEO Promoz August 29th 2017, 4:53 pm by **Alex Reynolds**

Kacey is curled up on an extravagant four-poster bed reading the December 1914 edition of Photoplay film magazine. A picture of the Gish sisters; Lilian and Dorothy adorn the front cover. Her shoes are still on.

Her eyes peered over the top of the magazine. "Nikki still hasn't returned my necklace."

Usually, I'd flat-out ignore her, but for some reason, I decided to respond. "She still hasn't given it you back?"

"Nope." Her eyes were now firmly back on the pages of her magazine.

"The nerve of some people."

"Yep."

"It's out of order." I began pacing around the large four-poster bed. "You borrow something and then you return it when you've finished with it."

"Exactly."

I'd been interested in old movies ever since I saw Buster Keaton in 'The Goat.' Despite there being no dialogue I found it funny and even the accompaniment of the organ did little to upset me. Organs generally remind me of a church. Weddings; baptisms; christenings; punch-ups; that kind of thing. They always made me feel uneasy. She loved the oldies too and for a time it was like we were a match made in heaven. Then I met her in-laws.

"Have you still got my DVD?" Her eyes reappeared over the magazine.

I pursed my lips and tried to hide the look of guilt that I was sure was on my face. "DVD?"

"Metropolis."

"Metrop...

"Fritz Lang..."

"Ohhh, that Metropolis."

"Yeah, that one."

I stopped pacing. "It's broke."

"You mean you've broken it?" The magazine was now open on her lap. She was staring straight at me. It was as if I'd just put salt into her tea instead of sugar.

"That's what I said."

"No. You said: it's broke."

I scratched my head nervously. "Did I?"

"Things don't break themselves do they?"

"Poltergeists can break things." It was an attempt to lead her down a dark alley and away from any mention of her DVD.

"So what you're telling me is that a Poltergeist broke my DVD?"

"No. I'm saying they break things."

"But they haven't broken my things?"

"Not that I'm aware of." A weak smile flickered across my face.

"Not that you're aware of?" She said incredulously. "I'm sorry but is your room suddenly overrun with Poltergeists?"

"No. I was just saying."

Kacey sat bolt upright. I bit my bottom lip and squeezed my arse cheeks together. I knew what was coming.

"Can you get your feet off the bed, please?" A male voice boomed out of nowhere.

Kacey pulled an embarrassed face. "Sorry."

He was in his late fifties, small with a rotund belly and a permanent scowl on his face. His demeanour screamed marital problems.

"Why did you bring me here?" I asked her.

"I need a new bed."

"What's wrong with the old one?"

"It's not big enough."

"Not big enough?!" I couldn't believe my ears. "You could get half of Noah's ark in your bed!"

"I suppose the other half is next door in your room?"

"Meaning?"

"Don't think I can't hear you."

The small chubby figure appeared again. "I'm afraid it's closing time so if you'd like to make your way toward the front of the store."

"I have no idea what you're talking about," I told her.

"The old ear to the glass trick? I can hear the glass scraping across the wall." She paused. "Why not just come in and ask if I'm having an orgy?"

"I heard strange noises." It was my turn to pause. "I was worried."

"So worried that you didn't come knock on my door and check on me."

"I couldn't," I looked down at the floor. "I had my hands full."

"Oh, yes. Too busy carrying EAW." She mocked.

"Well, at least I'm doing something with my life." I shot back. "I'm not sitting on my arse in some bed store reading magazines determined to bleed my ex-husband's bank account dry."

"Awww, won't he let you?"

"I suppose you think it's easy being a man?"

"I don't know. Shall we ask one?"

There was a protracted silence as we glared at one another. As we continued with our little stare down contest the lights in the store began to shut off one by one until we were in complete darkness.

"I think we've got a problem," I said, completely forgetting the tubby little man's request from earlier.

"I wouldn't worry about it. It's probably just a Poltergeist."

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The small room was covered in posters and framed photographs from Hollywood's yesteryear. Various movie magazines, books and other silver screen paraphernalia were scattered across the large oak desk. An old television - glass screen, knobs on the front panel, cathode ray tube inside - was perched on an antique looking chest of drawers. Every now and then the channel would change.

"All these channels..." my voice trailed off.

I began playing with the remote control. Flicking through the numerous television channels.

"...nothing ever on."

I'd been watching a DVD for the last hour or so, but I was feeling restless. A little uneasy. I wanted to stick on some porn, however, I knew Kacey and Nikki had not long gone to bed so I couldn't do that just yet. I liked to have the sound up to a reasonable level. I'm not content with the actions being performed on the screen; I wanted some noise with my intercourse. I looked up at the framed black and white photograph of Mary Pickford.

"I bet this didn't happen in your day, eh Mary?" I pressed a button on the remote control again.

I was greeted with a voice over informing me of how great the Queen of England was. The footage was showing her in the back of a black car, her hand poking out of the window waving to enthusiastic onlookers during a trip to Australia.

Now, I know me being English and all, I'm supposed to be pro-royalty and what not, but I'm not. I can't stand those ugly, inbred, pieces of shit. Trekking to Africa just for a photo opportunity? What, like holding a starving African baby is meant to make me feel warm and fuzzy inside? Jesus Christ, do you know how much money these arseholes are stealing day after day, week after week, month after month and year after year from the taxpayer? Bastards! Have you seen the old witch's face on our currency? Come on, update that shit! She doesn't look like that anymore. She's withered and haggard. She looks like she's been on crystal meth for the past twenty-five years and Mick Jagger's dick for the other twenty-five. That's some messed up imagery right there. Having Diana murdered because she wouldn't fuck her second cousin or some shit like that. Prince Charles looks like Mr. fucking potato head. He sounds like he's deep throated Prince Andrew's cock one too many times if you ask me.

Prince William's thirty-five years old? Let that sink in for a minute. Thirty. Five. Years. Old. I guess banging most of your family tree will age you like a motherfucker. Prince Harry...hmm...a lone ranger in the family. Remember all that scandal? Is Harry really Diana and Charles' kid? Is Charles the father or James Hewitt? Not that I give a shit or anything, and as you all know I'm not a genealogist...however, anyone that has two friggin' eyes can see that something's amiss. One kid looks like a scrotum and a rapist when he smiles, and the other kid is ginger. A poor man's Ed Sheeran if you will. I don't think you need to be Columbo to figure that one out.

These freaks of nature fuck each other's brains out, live a life of luxury and expect the general population to bow down and worship them? Go fuck yourself! You are living in a palace while there are people sleeping on the streets. And all the royal sympathisers are calling me unpatriotic? Really? REALLY? (in a silly voice) 'You shouldn't mock the royal family because they do a lot for this country, man. They bring in tourists and money.' Yeah? Well, Jack the Ripper did the same thing but you don't see me in a hurry to bend him over and throw one up him, do you?

I pressed the button again. I caught a brief clip of Shackleford.

"...last week's win came easy, regardless of what my partner's claim, we all saw the show and see I did the lions share of the work."

I smiled and shook my head. "Wrong animal, pal. You were more like the hyena stealing scraps off the carcasses after the hard work had already been done."

Who is giving this lunatic air-time? He sounds like The Riddler from the old corny Batman television series.

Shackleford continued: "To be sound of mind is to have complete control."

"It's not a mic you need, pal, it's a bottle of pills."

I pressed the button again.

If there's one thing that I can't stand, its operations. Any medical procedure is enough to put me off my dinner. Why does anybody think that we want to watch this crap? Some poor old sap has waved off his wife and kids and has the afternoon to himself; an hour later he's in the emergency room and they're trying to remove a ketchup bottle from his arsehole. Why was there a condom attached? WHY? Surely he wasn't planning on using it after? Imagine that! Bad Luck Brandy will eventually end up on this program. You can be sure of that. I don't know whether that guy is a hypochondriac or just unlucky. I can leave you a functioning body part, Brandy...which one shall it be? I feel for you I really do; I used to have an Uncle who was as hapless as you. He fell down stairs, slipped on banana skins, ran into a wall that someone painted to make it look like a tunnel. He was a little out there, always claimed the world was against him. I'm here to reassure you, Brandy, the world is not against you - just me. Like I said, I have some sympathy for you, but business is business. Thursday night is gonna be like a bad day in Bosnia for you, my friend. I don't normally go out of my way to give opponents fashion advice, come to think of it I don't usually give them any advice at all, but in your case, I'll make an exception: Don't wear anything white. Matter of fact, don't wear anything...coffins are warm.

I pressed the button again.

You'd like that wouldn't you, Jimbo? If he came naked? I've seen your films I know how you roll; usually, like a ninja and more often than not off the left side of the bed. Still trying to emulate your hero Ron Jeremy, huh? Is it his achievements that you're trying to emulate or his pub landlord look? I've got to give it to you, man, that moustache is killer. Ron looks a little withered in my opinion, though. Brutally honest? He looks like shit. Ugly as hell. I bet when he goes into a bank they turn off all the cameras. He has to do trick or treat by phone. He's beating you in that department, Jimbo. Fear not my well-hung friend because come Thursday night your face will outshine that of your idol. I'll give you a face that only a mother could love. If I'm in the mood then I'll make sure that the only way to perform an identification is by dental records. Oh and by the way, when I knock you on your arse and you end up on your back...don't get confused, okay? I don't want you to start undressing and getting all erect on me.

I'd love to say that I have something witty and biting for you Colty, but I don't. I googled: Luke Colter...nothing. You've got a lot of work to do, buddy. Charlie bit my finger is known by google, man. That's got to hurt. I did manage to find images of Colt firearms if that makes you feel any better? I'm clutching at straws here. Unless...plot twist...you manage and help manufacture Colt firearms? Who knows maybe you'll bring one with you Thursday night? It's probably the only way you're going to win. I don't know if you saw my little mathematical lecture a few days ago, but I'm tearing it up here in EAW. I'm breaking new ground and spines.

I finally gave up and pressed the red button on the remote control. The television flickered for a few seconds and then turned off.

4 August 29th 2017, 8:12 am by **Shackleford**

Doubt

Doubt is always seen as a negative. Doubting a situation makes you lose your edge, your focus. Never allow room for doubt...

I believe that's complete tripe. Doubt is allowing your mind to think in something other than absolutes, it keeps your brain ticking, looking for other angles and opportunities to turn that doubt into certainty.

Azrael I doubt myself, I ask questions of myself and yes I am uncertain. But by questioning myself at every turn I ensure I'm never cocky, never brash and relentless.

You want to take me to the darkness? Take me to the brink of my sanity and watch me unravel?
I live inside the dark recesses of my mind, I've dismantled myself and put myself back together to ensure I know my thoughts and I know myself.

Trickery and deception are your tools and you use them better than most. But my tools are my two friends here...

*Holds up his fists*

Brute force and his brother ignorance, and I think its time they have that family reunion they've been talking about, located in the side of your jaw.

See you can play mind games and try and pull the wool over our eyes all you like. But when an opponent is able to bypass the smoke and the mirrors, all that's left is flesh and bone. And I know pound for pound I can out fight anyone in the roster...but perhaps that's where our friend doubt sets it?
Perhaps you doubt your abilities? Perhaps the idea of a straight up brawl with someone that can dish it out just as well as they can take it makes you doubt yourself?
Darkness is your ally but mine is doubt.

See I too may seem a friendly guy, but I've endured pain that makes a guy go mad. I've reached lows that make a guy hide behind a mask. I've been humbled in ways that would make a guy leave and never come back.
Makes you think what kind of man I am doesnt it?
Makes you wonder what a man like that would be capable of...

...Just let that sink in.

LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!!

Re: NEO Promoz August 29th 2017, 2:57 am by **DampshawIII**

A large limo rolls up to EAW Headquarters. It slows down and Crichton Merriweather opens the door. Soon, Reginald Dampshaw III walks out. Reginald and Crichton are both smiling and laughing. Reginald is wearing another one of his tailored four piece suits.

Crichton Merriweather: What a match against Aka Manah, isn't that right, sir?

Reginald Dampshaw III: Oh yes, Crichton. A real test of my skills. He lasted almost 5 whole minutes!

They both laugh again and begin walking to the headquarters.

Crichton Merriweather: What do you think of your next opponent, Johnny Nova?

Reginald Dampshaw III: What do I think of him? What am I supposed to think? Another clown I have to embarrass. Look at the way he dresses, Crichton, with his stupid, gaudy outfits and his terrible impersonations. Are we supposed to be entertained by a man who pretends to be someone who has rotting in the ground for over 5 years?

Crichton Merriweather: Now, sir. That seems a tad disrespectful to the memory of-

Reginald Dampshaw III: Piss on the memory of anyone! Don't go soft on me, Crichton, I warn you. I proved to everyone that they don't dare call me a "dark horse" in this ridiculous EVO Series. Who else in the tournament was as new to the EAW as me? No one. No one expected me to make it this far and now I'm expected to be intimidated by a bootleg wrestler? No. Johnny Nova proved he wasn't worthy of being no. 1 contender to the New Breed Championship. He couldn't get the job done against Moongoose McQueen last week. I've already beaten Moongoose.

Crichton Merriweather: My apologies, sir..

Reginald and Crichton walk into the headquarters and Kathy Kush is sitting down doing her makeup along with another EAW employee. They are drinking coffee and eating doughnuts.

EAW Employee: So what do you think of this week's EVO Series? Who do you got winning?

Kathy Kush: Who knows with that crazy Ryan Wilson? He might win his match against Ranger. Anthony Leonharts got his match in the bag. The others, I'm not so sure.

EAW Employee: I think Johnny Nova goes over Dampshaw. It won't be easy, but my boy's got it.

Kathy Kush: Yeah, I can see that happening.

Reginald hears this and stops in his tracks. He slowly walks over to Kathy and the employee and stands over them.

Reginald Dampshaw III: What did you just say?

Kathy Kush: Oh, uh..hi, Reginald. We're just goofing around. We're not wrestlers so we just like to pass the time by talking about matches. I'm sure you'll do good in your match.

Reginald looks at Crichton and back at Kathy, shocked at the disrespect she just shown. Crichton puts his hand on Reginald's shoulder to try and stop what may come next but Reginald brushes this off.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Do good? You think I'll do good? Well, Ms. Kush, I am so very glad I have your stamp of approval. Now I can truly do anything here. And you, unwashed, unimportant employee, do you think I can do good as well?

EAW Employee: Uh, sure. Like Kathy said, we're just goofing around. No disrespect.

Reginald Dampshaw III: Oh. Well....disrespect taken.

Reginald kicks the coffee off the table and throws the table at the wall. It is a glass table and it shatters everywhere. The employee and Kathy shoot up and Kathy screams. Reginald grabs the employee by his collar.

Reginald Dampshaw III: You like to play fantasy wrestling booking, hm? Did you ever wish you could be a wrestler yourself? Well here is your chance, boy. We'll have a fantasy wrestling match right now. I'll play myself and you play Johnny Nova. Kathy, be the timekeeper and count how many seconds it takes before I break this imbeciles arm!

Crichton walks up to Reginald, pleading to him.

Crichton Merriweather: Sir! Anymore and you could get suspended or even fired! Let this man go and prove them wrong in the ring. Please!

Reginald looks at Crichton and then looks back at the employee. He lets go of him and begins brushing off his collar. He smiles at the employee.

Reginald Dampshaw III: My apologies. Where does my temper come from? Haha. I'll be sure to reimburse EAW for the damages here. And Miss Kush. My sincere and deepest apologies especially. I never wish to frighten a lady.

Kathy Kush: Yeah sure, don't worry about it...

The groups awkwardly stands there before Reginald walks over the broken glass all over the floor. Kathy and the employee stand there shaken. Crichton runs up to Reginald.

Crichton Merriweather: Sir, you looked like you were about to murder that man. He just made a prediction.

Reginald Dampshaw III: No one bets against a Dampshaw, Crichton. No one. I don't care if I get suspended or fired from this promotion. I could buy this company. I see what is happening here. Everyone here thinks my time is coming, that my wins were just flukes or some shenanigans. I'll prove them all wrong. Even if I have to kill Johnny Nova, the prick.

Reginald stops Crichton from walking with him and walks into a room, leaving Crichton alone.

Re: NEO Promoz August 28th 2017, 10:21 pm by **The Trickster Azrael**

It begins with a sequence of the match of Azrael versus Logan Evans, where the Mad Trickster totally dominated the match. We can see him fighting outside the ring, doing some Russian leg sweep to the barricade to the rookie, others sequence where he brutally mouth punch the kid or go straight for the Trick or treat ( Kurt Angle Ankle Lock ) for the victory but refuse to release the hold. He keeps holding it like a mad man forcing Ryan Wilson to interfere and try to remind him to stop that he won the match.

Azrael (voice off): Oooh! Shackleford! Should I call you Shackleford? How about I call you Schackly or mister Ford? It's not that your name is hard to remember but I like to be polite with my opponent before I'm obliged to get Wild for this Thursday.

We see an another sequence of the Sociopath of Wrestling smiling maliciously as he approaches the protégé of Dampshaw and proceeds to draw a smile with a makeup to the face of Evans. It's a message he wants to give for those who dare to spoil his fun.

Azrael (Voice off ): You see this kid? This is Logan Evans, protégé of Reggie and a victim of my madness. He decides to have the balls to cost me the match versus his mentor. So I have no choice but to teach him a lesson of pain. He has to know what happens when you decide to honor a man who was a coward all his life.

I Though, I have at least some challenge to see what he got if he is worth to be under the wing of Reginald Dampshaw III, and I realize that he is perfect in this position, he's weak, he's a coward and a big fool just like him hahaha! If only he could let me win my match in peace, I would have to go easy on that Kiddo but life could be sometimes miserable for those who cross the line.

A sequence of Logan Evans with the makeup of a smile is shown on the screen.

Azrael ( voice off ): Ha ha ha ha ha! At least he leaves the arena with a smile on his face. Because he doesn't need to be sad, in especially after I lay the smackdown on his sorry ass.

We see the Mad Trickster who is near to a wall with the different draw like a couple of hahaha, and a stickman hanged who represent Shackleford, the opponent of the Madman.

Azrael: So what is your game plan Schackly? What you gonna do to keep me down? You think that a simple small package or a mere schoolboy will be enough to go through me? Nah you gotta do better than that. You gotta unleash his dark energy that asks you to be release and I'm the kind of person that could be a great help to be a new man. If you decide to choose the path of the Madness, you will see the life differently. With my help, I can be the fuel that lights the fire. You will thank me because you will always want to stay positive.

That's how I became this handsome devil, Magnifique n'est-ce pas?

Some chuckle can be heard from Azrael.

Azrael: Oh! Don't be shy Schacklyboy, I promise that I would go easy on you. You won't have to worry for Wilsy because he knows, that I could do this on my own. He knows that you lack confidence. Because you ask too many questions from yourself. He realizes that you won't be able to outmatch me.

And I agree with him, with so many doubt inside you, there's no way that you could win anything. YOU COULDN'T EVEN SURVIVE!!...in this mad world that is NEO.

He folds his arms with his eyes closed.

Azrael: Unless we are responsible for the question that bothers your mind. If it's the case, this should be a piece of cake destroying you. Cause I will show no remorse when I enter the ring. I'm going to beat the F out of you. I will make you go outside the ring saying hello to your fans who paid to see you being victimized by yours truly cause.... I FEEL LIKE IT!! If I want to bring a flamethrower into the match just to burn those fools, I can do it.

If I feel taking a time to discuss with my buddy Wilsy because you are too slow to recover for the future beat down I'm gonna give to you, I can do it. I Don't think for my actions, I act quickly. I don't care if my opponent goes to a hospital or the cemetery.

We can see the camera moving in the right direction of Azrael who just stares at the screen with his smile.

Azrael: Unfortunately Shacklyboy, you won't leaves this arena with a smile on your face. You have to understand that I have to make a name for myself. So in order to move on, you have to be terminated, you have to be humiliated and you have the feeling of disappointment of being a failure. I may sound nice at the beginning of my promo but in reality, I am not. I could the most rustless UNFORGIVING BASTARD!!!.....of this world.

You have to understand that you are in my way and I have to crush you like the cockroach that you are. I wish there's an another alternative but sadly I found no option but to inflict pain. I want to laugh at your sufferance, want to dance when you scream at the agony.

Azrael starts to laugh insanely.

Azrael: This Thursday, Shackly don't take it personally when the referee will raise my hand for the victory. Just like Logan Evans, I promise that you will not be forgotten when I'm done with you. For now, it is simply au revoir for now.......see you this Thursday mon ami....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The scene ended with Azrael leaving in the shadow while laughing with all the madness he has. Will Shackleford be successful to overcome the Mad Trickster or he will become just an another victim? All the answer, at the Special Thursday edition of NEO.

Re: NEO Promoz August 28th 2017, 1:28 pm by **Anthony Leonhart**

ANTHONY LEONHART // Impact Player vs Impact Player.

Thursday Night NEO – EVO Series - 08/31/2017 vs. Brayden Wolfe

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[Anthony Leonhart is actually wearing his in-ring attire with his black leather jacket he had during his entrance with his Ichimichi Zaibatsu Corporation tee-shirt being made for him. He has received an e-mail with the object : EVO Series Block B – Semi-Final Match and he opens it on his smartphone and see the name of Brayden Wolfe in the mail and he's watching his profile on the NEO section of the EAW Website and then he discovers that's that kid who pretends to be the Impact Player of the EAW, Anthony Leonhart smiles with some sarcasm and begin to film himself with his smartphone. ]

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Anthony Leonhart

Look here, Brayden Wolfe ... the Impact Player of EAW. You're in the semi-finals in the EVO Series block B, that's fine, my friend, but there, how to say, your road to victory stops there, Mr. Wolfe. Because I am the original Impact Player and no one can afford to discredit this nickname that I have years to make glorious. You pretend to be the Impact Player of EAW but so far I have not seen the great Brayden Wolfe make huge waves to the federation, sweeping everything in its path ... oh no no, let me tell you it's more rather very light lapping in the baby's water. So for the nickname you dare steal me, borrow, we'll see later, okay?

[Anthony Leonhart rubs his hands and raises his sunglasses to place them on his head like a tourist who wants to play it cool, relaxed. And he looks at his smartphone in the middle so that his opponent captures his defiant look. Because a match between two Impact Players is unusual, especially in the EAW. And especially in a tournament like the EVO Series.]

But on our Thursday Night match, let me tell you that the only impact you're going to have is a bang on the floor after I administered the Renzokuken, this very effective medicine against pretentious youth like you . I'll show you what a real Impact Player experience can do in such a confrontation, in a such match.

You can say whatever you want about me but the fact is there, Mr. Wolfe. I'm a worthy representative of the nickname of the Impact Player, unlike you cheating to get what you want is not it? The money, the glory and the fans a bit dumb, sorry I prefer to say stupid because it's like that. This is my promo so I say what I want. Just because a nickname is cool does not mean you have to take it. Because I think that's what you did with the nickname of the Impact Player, you said to yourself, it's never been done so I'll do it.

But before we got to NEO for the EVO Series tournament, oddly, strangely, your nickname did not stick to your skin because I've never heard of you before. And you pretend to be the guy who makes big waves at the EAW and especially at NEO. But tell me Brayden, did you eat a clown or what ? Because there, we reach an incredible level anyway. It's frightening. My God.

[Anthony is interrupted in his speech by a push-up from the EAW website on his smartphone and cuts off the recording to see what Brayden Wolfe has said about him and he looks at it, amused, as if it were Brayden Wolfe describes himself as the Impact Player of Wrestling World in general and that it is his ring, where he will set foot in Thursday Night NEO in this special edition, then , Anthony resumes the recording of his message and applauds the bullshit, the human stupidity of Brayden Wolfe and he smiles a little mocked and amused.]

But look at what we have here, we have a world heavyweight champion of bullshit, my friends. Brayden Wolfe, ladies and gentlemen. You claim to be the Impact Player of Wrestling World, right? And that the ring that we, the wrestlers whatsoever, the rookies of NEO or the established wrestlers of EAW, share, and well you proclaim loudly in front of the EAW Universe that this is your ring? But you smoked or what? You have not even arrived in the last 6 months that you think that everything is due to your little person, but you believe you are in your silver spoon palace or what ? Bastard.

Let me show you the TRUE respect, Mister I know everything. You say you have respect for me and how dare you call me already ? Ah yes. A looser. We have not even played this match yet, you finish your speech of little walking shit, by this word, which in my opinion shows that I am already out of touch, from the point of view of wrestling and that you are the new and improved version, the upgraded version of the Impact Player. The Impact Player 2.0. The one to look at. The one who will show that novelty is better than antiques. You know what Brayden Wolfe? You're wrong on the whole line, my good friend. Without antiques like me, young assholes like you, they'd do what in a ring, huh? Nothing or perhaps a semblance of shit. So let me tell you that Thursday, you will receive a lesson worthy of the name. Worthy of the rank of the real Impact Player, you hear Brayden. The real, not the arrogant pale copy.

I hope you understand that there you go beyond the limits. And who better than me, the one who created the nickname of the Impact Player to make you close your insolent youngster's mouth, huh? Whoever allows you, through his nickname borrowed without authorization, to exist a little in a swamp of different wrestlers without soul. So Thursday, the one who will stand and advance towards the final will be me, and only me. Why ? Because I am going to show you that antiquity still has tricks to show you, and that it will use them to have you in beauty like all those who have come to me, condescending air, because if you want to play asshole, together we will play the asshole. But then there without problems.

[Anthony Leonhart takes a breath of fresh air and then blows after being carried away in a very just way, for a reason and he sits down, still looking at his smartphone in the middle and he says it can be the moment to stop the massacre of the poor Impact Player impersonator known as Brayden Wolfe.]

3 August 28th 2017, 1:10 pm by **Shackleford**

Peace of mind.

Be it your first day of school, the day of the big presentation, buying dirty magazines from the local store knowing full well the shop keeper will tell your mother...it all starts with a deep breath and a focused mind on the task at hand.

My return to EAW is no different. When I announced my return there was doubt. Doubt from the fans, the staff, the competitors and mostly myself. Do I really need this? What do I have to prove? Then I just took a deep breath and last week's win came easy, regardless of what my partner's claim, we all saw the show and see I did the lions share of the work.

To be sound of mind is to have complete control. My opponents this week have no control and minds crazier than a bag of cats. Sanity and conscience popped out to the store years ago and never came back.

Ryan Wilson and Azrael, the Penn and teller of the mentally ill. One has a personality for every gender I've been told there is now.
The other can't talk to people without a mask on, and don't tell me there's nothing weird about that cat suit.
This pairing has proven that skill and ability comes second to childhood trauma and social anxiety. Regardless of what their estranged uncles did on that one family camping trip, in the ring they have proven difficult.

Craziness breeds unpredictability. It's hard to prepare for a match against competitors like this. How do you scout an opponent who has no idea what they are doing next? Counter a blow that may never come? This chaos has proven successful and a win is a win. I've got my work cut out for me. Odds are stacked, the game is rigged. How do you not get overwhelmed? How do you keep your head and prevail?

Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. Knock their bloody heads off!!!

LETS BE HAVING YOU!!!

Re: NEO Promoz August 28th 2017, 8:30 am by **Woogieman**

I really wanted to Introduced Myself. I'm Woogieman. We got NEO Card Special Thursday Edition. I'm facing Four of my opponents like Jimmy Stallion vs. Bad Guy Brandon vs. Alex Reynolds and Lance Hart in 15 Minutes of Fame Elimination Match.

I'm really sure that, It's not just about Fame at all. It's about Greatness in this Match. Everyone is Destined for Greatness. That's what The People really wanted. The People does know that, You're actually Talented No Doubt. It's not Exactly Enough for the Fans.

This is about to have Everything for being Incredible Wrestler, The Look, Charisma and Much more. I'll be at Special Thursday Edition to be Prepared with lot of Seriousness. Don't think that, I'll take a backseat to Someone.

Re: NEO Promoz August 27th 2017, 6:35 pm by **Brayden Wolfe**

" So here we are the semi finals of the EVO Series and this week I'm stepping into the ring with a guy I really need to admit I have a lot of respect for. I've watched what he's done and frankly he's a guy I've been looking forward to stepping into the ring with. Anthony Leonhart, yeah you heard me correct I have respect for you because I've seen what you're capable of doing inside that ring. I've watched you defeat superstars I've heard other guys talk about you never defeating. You see like I've said through this whole EVO Series this is more then just a tournament. I say that because the last man standing will have proven that he is without a doubt one of the best wrestlers in the world today. Now Anthony as I sit here and talk ab out how much respect I have for you I also realize you probably don't have that same respect for me. I realize that you're going to hear what I'm saying right now and most likely laugh to yourself thinking I'm going into our match not having the right frame of mind. Well look at it this way Anthony I don't show anybody respect and it's been that way my whole career. So for me to sit here and say I have respect for somebody like you, if I were you laughing wouldn't be my first choice of action. You see I understand what you want to do Anthony and that is be the last man standing in this tournament, but there's something you need to realize. In the world of wrestling you don't always get what you want and in most cases it never happens. I mean do you really think I wanted to be sitting at home watching NEO on television last week instead of proving why I am the best wrestler in the world today? Getting what you want isn't something that happens very often in this business Anthony and if you haven't realized that yet maybe you have a little more learning too do. "

" But you know Anthony respect only goes so far and this week when you step into the ring with me all of that respect I have for you will be thrown out the window. When I signed my EAW contract I made it pretty fucking clear what I wanted and what my goal was. So far I think I've done a pretty good job proving exactly how good I am and I've done it better then anybody else on the roster. I mean lets take a look at my two opponents that I've already beatin in this tournament. I mean I didn't just beat them Anthony I destroyed them inside that ring. I proved to both of them that neither one of them belonged in the ring with me and when it was all said and done. Well lets just say I doubt either one of them will be standing in the same ring with me anytime soon. Moralis thought he was a young kid who could just walk all over all the other guys in the back. He thought in his head that because he did a lot for his community that he deserved title shots. He quickly learned that wasn't the case when he stepped into the ring with me and for El Landerson. Well lets just say he's learned his lesson twice because the first time he learned what it took to be my tag team partner. The second time was in this EVO Series and once again I proved to not only him, but the wrestling world that I am the superior superstar. Even before this EVO Series started I made it pretty well known that I was here and I wasn't going anywhere. Since round one I have not only proved that I belong in the finals, but I have proved that I have a very good chance to win the whole fucking thing. Nothing has stood in my way yet, you think this week is going to be any different? "

" I get it Anthony you have a couple wins under your belt in this tournament and you're feeling pretty good about yourself. You're feeling pretty good about your chances in this NEO Series now that you've made it to the semi finals. I bet you're feeling even better knowing the fact that your opponent just told the wrestling world he has respect for you. It doesn't really matter how good you're feeling about yourself when that bell rings Anthony because at the end of the day I will be standing with my hand raised in the air and there's nothing you can do about it. No amount of respect I have for you will stop me from defeating you this week and that's what you should be thinking about. Stepping into the ring with the man who's made a bigger impact then anybody else on the roster and you're about to step face to face with him inside the squared circle. How's that make you feel Anthony? You feeling pretty confident about moving on to the finals? Well let me tell you something Kid I'm not here to play games and that's something you're going to find out real quick when that bell rings. You need to realize that you can feel as good as you want about yourself and your chances, but when it's all said and done and the smoke clears it still won't change the outcome of the match in any way. "

" Two more victories, that's all I need for me to know I am exactly where I belong in the wrestling industry. Two more victories and I know I will have proven that I am without a doubt the best that wrestling has to offer and Anthony as much as you want to be that guy. As much as you feel like you wanna be the guy who's going to stop me the reality is you're not. In fact the reality is there isn't anybody that's going to stop me from getting the job done and Anthony you can beg or you can pray all you want. There's not a fucking thing that can change the fact that when our match is all said and done my hand will be raised in the air. There's nothing that can change the fact that I'm going to show you exactly why I am The Impact Player of wrestling Anthony. When you step into the ring with me you're in the ring with somebody who will do whatever it takes. I've proven it before and I have absolutely no problem proving it again. In fact I plan on doing exactly that each and every single time I step into MY FUCKING RING and that's something else you need to realize. No matter who I'm in the ring with my opponents always find out I own that squared circle. Anthony you're going to be stepping into the ring with the one man who knows how to get the job done no matter what needs to be done in order for that to happen. Are you sure you know who you're about to step into the ring with? Because it seems to be like neither Moralis or El Landerson knew what I was capable of doing. That's a question you need to be asking yourself Anthony, do you know what I'm capable of doing? "

" Tell you the truth I really don't even know what I'm capable of doing, but I do know this and that is I am moving on to the finals in this EVO Series regardless of whether you want that to happen or not Anthony. I've already proven who I am and what I'm all about and me winning the EVO Series will stand me above everybody else. That's exactly where I belong and it's pretty fucking clear I'm the only one that can see that. I mean lets face it you don't leave top talent off cards right? Well maybe somebody needs to say something to NEO management because last week I was forced to sit back and watch NEO which I must say was pretty fucking boring. Lets face it without Brayden Wolfe on the card you can't expect many ratings. It's pretty clear in my eyes anyways that I need to make a bigger impact and that's exactly what's going to happen. Anthony you're in the wrong place at the wrong time because when that bell rings I'm going to make an example out of you. I'm going to show the world why Brayden Wolfe is going to win the EVO fucking Series and do you know why? Because that's what I do, I prove I'm better then anybody I step into the ring with and as much as you feel like you're different. When that bell rings you're going to find out you're no different then Moralis or El Landerson because when it's all said and done Anthony you're still going to end up a FUCKING LOSER!! "

Re: NEO Promoz August 27th 2017, 4:49 pm by **Alex Reynolds**

Another week, another win. Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that now six guys that I've left sleeping in the gutter? Six Guys. Broken men. Okay...I know what some of you are thinking: It can't be six guys that you've buried because two of them you'd already faced the week before. It's a reasonable assertion and one that I expected to hear. Allow me a moment to explain myself. Let me show you how I reached my conclusion. Now, I don't want to get technical or blind anybody with science here, but I'm about to educate and illuminate so I'd pull up a chair, prick up those ears and pay close attention to what I'm about to say next because I'm not going to repeat myself so if you miss it, it's gone. Grab yourself a piece of chalk because this may get messy. You see, my debut match was an epic six-man tag team match. Real simple concept; three guys on one side and three guys on the other. Still with me? Right, I'm not claiming to be Einstein or that little fella in the wheelchair with the robotic voice but it's a real simple equation to understand. Let's see if we can wrap our heads around it. Three plus three equals six. That's the first part done. Minus two because they were my partners and I can't be striking them. Although it had crossed my mind during certain moments in the match. Obviously, I have to go too, which leaves us with three. I know this seems a little complicated for the layman to understand but stick with me. Those three failed to deliver on their promises and they ended up on the wrong side of a beating. Or the right side, depending on your perspective. I predicted that they'd fall short and I was as good as my word. I came. I saw. I humbled.

I hope you're still with me. Pick that chalk back up because we're about to get back into it. We take our three from my debut match and we toss them into a big box labelled REJECTS and we turn our attention to this past Wednesday night. Yet again I had the misfortune of finding myself surrounded on all sides. I had to prove to the world that I could carry a team once again. It's a funny old world, isn't it? The odds are stacked against you; you beat the odds and still people cannot give you the credit that you deserve. Now, we're faced with the same equation. Different faces. Carbon copy formula. Same outcome. Three on one side again and three on the other side again. Six. We remove my two 'partners' and myself and we're left with three. We drop those three reprobates into the same box as we did with the others. Lo and behold we've got six guys. Simple maths, people. That's all it is. I may have faced Dimmi and Jimbo twice but I can assure you, I can guarantee you, that they were completely different people in that second match. The first time they encountered me they were buoyed by adrenaline. They fell foul because of their egos. Unfortunate thinking patterns and mistaken beliefs hampered their ability to get the job done. Individually they crumbled and collectively they fell.

You could bet your bottom dollar that they wouldn't be making the same errors the second time around. However, some people are incapable of learning from past mistakes. It's like the serial gambler who pisses all his money away only to find a few dollars on the sidewalk the next day. He takes this as a sign of good fortune. He believes his luck has changed. We all know that it isn't the case. We can all predict his future. We can see his downfall is right around the corner. It's the same with alcoholics, crackheads, liars, thieves; they're all the same. They're all living in denial, man. Much like our box of REJECTS. Now, I don't want to be the one to blow my own trumpet, but I compare my work so far here in EAW to that of Mother Teresa. Deep down, all I want to do is help people. That's what I did. I helped them. I helped them understand that they're not cut out for this business. I didn't just make them see the light, I dragged their asses right through it. Call it tough love. I cured those guys of their insanity. The assumption that they could live with The Warped Outlaw was smashed to smithereens. I proved to them that lightning does indeed strike twice. I beat three guys not once, but twice. Therefore, despite two of them facing me twice, we can conclude: I beat six guys. The evidence is unanimous and my explanation was exemplary. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I came. I saw. I humbled.

It seems that the healing process is going to take a little longer than first thought. My patients are still living lies. They're still operating from their false beliefs. They still have delusional visions of victory. This time, however, it's all changed. The structure is different. This time I shall have no partners. If I were a religious man, I'd praise the Lord right now. Have you any idea of the size of the task that's been facing me these past two weeks? Could any of you understand the kind of pressure I've been under? The sheer magnitude of it? I've had to single-handedly carry two teams on my back this past fortnight. The enormity of such a task would have been too much for your average joe. Luckily for me, I'm cut from a different cloth.

They say everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame. With the advent of the internet and certainly since the inception of youtube it's become easy to gain fame and notoriety. Yet, how many of those people who have had their fifteen minutes of fame are still around today? How many of them still occupy our thoughts? How much column inches do they receive in the local rag? You see, it may be easy to get your fifteen minutes, but it's hard to be remembered. I don't want my fifteen minutes of fame. No thanks. You can keep it. I'm not that easily satisfied. I want something that's a little more filling. I'm not interested in being here today and gone tomorrow. I don't want to become an afterthought. I want fulfilment. I want to be revered. I want to leave a legacy that will live on through the ages. I want people's eyes to light up at the mere mention of my name. That's why on Thursday night I will be the last man standing in that ring. I have to be the last man standing in that ring. My pride will not accept any other outcome. I've already proved in the short time that I've been here what I'm capable of. Six men. Count 'em...one, two, three, four, five, six. Those guys were supposed to be the best of the new breed. Potential shining stars. In reality, they were just stepping stones. A platform for greater things.

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