(Ahren can be seen in his personal locker room looking visibly annoyed, with his phone in his hand)

 

Wow, just wow is Kevin Angel the most pathetic piece of shit in EAW or what? I was flabbergasted by what he said, and not for any good reasons, but I’ll get into that. First of all let me preface what I’m about to say by pointing out the fact that Kevin Angel had to force a cameraman to interview him for anyone to hear him talk. Like how pathetic do you have to be for you to have to force a cameraman to do his job, like you’re that bad. Second, why were you just hanging outside on a fence? That’s weird, like you weren’t smoking, you weren’t on your phone, you were just on the fence, again, weird. But then you said what you wanted to say, but for real you should’ve just kept your mouth closed, because wow, I’m about to expose you and ruin your career. Folks, we have a cheater in our midst, about 70-80% of what Kevin Angel or should I say Ivanka Trump, said was plagiarized. That’s right, the whole mom thing, dad, cousin thing, all made up, he’s a phony. How stupid do you have to be to take someone who everyone knows, copy exactly what he said, and play it off like its your life? I’ll give you specific examples… AHEM.. “I am Kevin Angel and if you are wondering if you should believe the hype, yeah you really should because I am every bit as good as I say I am. Everything you have heard and more is true, I am one in a million”… More like, I’m Ivanka Trump, and I copied this from someone, because he’s good and I’m not creative enough to actually come up with a creative thought by myself. Actually you know what, that's what i'm calling you from now on, Ivanka Trump. Not only that, but you contradict yourself later by saying how jealous of me you are that I have an exclusive interview, and you have no one paying attention to you. Someone with hype means that people are paying attention to them and actually see them going places. If you’re going to copy someone keep the theme. Maybe you can have an interview when you have a thought that you created yourself. Oh and that wasn’t all, he kept going with the copyright infringement. “You see the drugs took my mum, the cops took my dad and the social workers came and took my little cousin because they said I could not take care of her. She had such a bright future. I could have protected her but they took her away from me. They said I am not good enough and they took her away just like that. They took everything from me and this is all I have left, EAW is all I have left”. This is the line that I alluded to before, he’s making all this up for sympathy or something, but instead of making his made up story original and trying to make it his own, he used word for word what someone else said.. Cool Cool. Certainly the stupidity of her..Ivanka's, copying ended there right? He wouldn’t push the envelope and try to get more past everyone right? Well you’d be wrong because he copied more. Riki NAKAI clap clap clap clap clap they said lets go Ahren clap clap clap clap clap lets go Riki CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP. You know what they are gonna say when those pretty boys get splattered across the canvas on Wednesday, They ain't saying nothing ". You'd think he stole enough, and could actually do this by himself... But nope! but oh wait, there's more! “You can only spill a certain amount of blood, you can only go to the hospital with a fake name because you can't afford health insurance so many times before you realise before you realise, Hey I should really stop being nice to people who have things that I want”. Yeah none of that is true either, he copied it all from someone that actually has talent, now I won’t say who the person is seeing it’s not an EAW guy, but I’ll drop the link so you can all watch how it’s really done. I don’t even think I need to respond to anything he said, because none of it was true clearly. So what’s next Ivanka? You stole your name from Nick Angel, you stole your promo’s from “Dean Ambrose” lets call him , are you going to steal my moves next? This guy doesn’t have an original thought in his body, he contradicts himself, yeah. I’m sure you’ll say something within the next hour, because you like to respond quickly, lets see if you can talk by yourself, using your own brain.

 

Here’s the link by the way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMg4DTfX5hw watch it, it’s good! Probably why he stole from it

 

The only course of action I can think of is to suspend or fire this cheater until he has realized that he can't plagiarize. Unfortunately I don't think he's clever, or smart enough to actually come up with anything on his own. I don’t even wanna give a wink, thumbs up, and smile today, that’s how annoyed I am by Ivankas stupidity… But I will

(Ahren gives a wink, thumbs up, and smile at the camera)

(The camera opens with Black Sven standing on a ladder in a black room)

And look how close to the end, words have been spoken by the man that calls himself Mr24/7. The man that can call any championship his! Another product of the befalling of EAW, another face created and molded the same as the others. A simple person turned into something the same as all the others. With claims of what they have done in such a short time and what they will do in the future. Nothing I haven't seen before, and nothing that will ever change on this isle of putrefication that is EAW. Another brick in the wall if so people would say.

(Black Sven streaches his arms.)

I was always the fan of a good debate. Because it's always me vs you. It's always us vs them. And wrestling like this offfers a little bit of that. It offers  the chance to see how your opponent works. Likely as it was, and I was expecting that, in front of me in that wrestling ring will stand a man made the same as the others of EAW. Most wrestlers here seem to be made out of the exact same material. No matter how many titles chances or how many matches they have to endure, they are always the same. There is no special snowflake, not in the real world, not in the wrestling world either. To break things to a be more easy to understand Locke. You are not special! You are not great! You will never stand on top of a hill for how good you are! And now while you hear this you might consider in your mind that I am filled with jealousy, and you will be stuck with that inside your brain no matter how much I might prove against it. But for the few people in EAW that are not stuck in their own imaginary world I will explain this. Nobody is a speical snowflake! Because just by the simple fact of begin a wrestler, you are not supposed to be granted everything you want. EAW wants to make everybody feel like some sort of snowflake that is so different and that will do so many great things in this company. And that might work...that is why that 24/7 case is in your hands right now, that works only for a short period of time! In the long run you will stand broken and destoryed in that wrestling ring losing another match to someone you don't care about, but in your mind still thinking you are one of the best things that have ever graced the wrestling ring. It's a cycle that happens so often I don't think people care about it anymore. But if there are still people that doubt what I say, then I suggest you look at Dynasty in the example of Diamond Cage, or even here on Voltage at the one that was once known as Y2Impact. And the list will go on for so many people, but you will doubt what I say, you will think it will never happen to you. In a way it's understandable, nobody really thinks at the bad times, nobody tries to get ready for when they really come. That is one of the many flaws we have as humans; we never get prepeared for the worse. Like the grasshopper when winter time comes near.

(Black Sven streaches his legs)

I was told once, by someone I respected at the time, that one lucky day, one lucky week, month or year means nothing when it all comes crashing down into the pits of hell. I toke those words to heart, and I saw them come true for most of EAW and himself included. Now he is trying to reclaim a throne that now everybody that is a little bit confused wants. And so I will see that once again, this time in your Locke. It's and endless cycle that will get all of us at some point, kind of like death or taxes, in the end it always gets you. And this is what I plan to do, get you and show you that all your arrogance is built upon sand and salt. You might consider that I am going to be ignored this match, that no one will hear of me or see me, that I am irrelevant. Honestly I only care for whats inside that skull of yours and how you wrestler, and once  I get my information I will add that to my main goal to turn EAW back to it's roots. So think me as just nothing but thin air, you might consider this match shadow boxing, to me it's all the same if you consider me whatever you want. In the end this damn match is just another stone to be put on a long road that will be my mission. What do I need or why should I care about how you see me when in the end I care about other things.

(Black Sven starts looking to his left and right before looking back at the camera)

Like most of the Voltage roster, Locke, stands with the same materialistic ideology that keeps a broken man stilling running and losing parts of himself the more he runs. And what I tell you aren't empty words spoken just for the sake of talking. No, they represent the same turth that I have talked about earlier. If people become to be represented by what they win, because of one lucky day, leaving them without that makes them nothing. In fact nothing is really won around here by how good you are, like your wins or like Matt's win. It's just another lucky day that will be left without steam sooner rather than latter. I for one don't care for any championship belt, because my message is ten times more important and more valuable. A belt can be won by one lucky day, but to send a message that will remain and change the very landscape of how EAW breaths. You are made by that contract, that contract is the one that defines you. Without it tell me what are you? A king without his gold is just a merely peasent. A champion without his belt, is just a normal wrestler. So are you without that contract of yours. And here is where my message, my mission is more important than any belt with pieces of plastic on it. I will never lose my mission, my goal, it will never be taken away from me and it will never end. While your belt can be stolen, it can be lost by someone that had a lucky day as you did it when you won it. For your materialistic ideology a loss is just a fluke, for my ideology a loss is meaningless as long as I can send my message at the end of the match. The message is what really matters, not the gold.

(Black Sven jumps from the ladder to the ground and looks at the camera)

You twist and turn and words you take and make them play around the ball. But in the end I am sure you didn't get why I'm going to KILL YOU! Out of pleasure, yes, but for my message. And it doesn't matter if you win with a cheap tactic, if after the match my chair hits you, it doesn't matter if you pin me...because I won so much more. I send a much more importent message than just winning. And it doesn't matter if I have to hit both you or Matt, I will make my message be sent, I will make it heard all around the Voltage arena. Step by step I will make my message known. I already did that on Turbo and the Turbo crowd saw how much damage I can do. They saw my happiness while hurting my opponent. Now I take this exact method to Voltage until all of Voltage, starting from the roster to the people in the crowd will be taking back by what I will leave behind me. I will turn this brand and then this company into The Serbian Film Part 2. I will destory everything in my way and turn this brand into a tragedy! And I don't fucking care if people will like it or not. My message will be sent!

(The Camera fades to black as "KILL YOU" is heard on the background)

In life we are faced with a lot of choices, and those choices will open up a path that will ultimately lead us somewhere, whether we find glory or despair when we get to the end. After I rehabilitated from my fatal injury, I always kept thinking on what should I do next. I couldn't afford to go to seek higher education, and I didn't want to spend the rest of my life living from paycheck to paycheck wishing I could be something better than I where I was at. So back then I took a chance and fast forward that decision I made to follow my dream and being able to live it right now was the best choice I've made so far in my life I don't regret it one bit, simply because this is what those endless dreams of me being in the middle of the ring, trading verbal jabs back and forth with my opposition feels amazing and actually doing it in real life is nothing but a breath taking experience. What I love so far about this place is the energy, the acceptance and the love that people has given me around the world has made it more of a reassurance that I didn't make the mistake of signing on the dotted line and joined this company. But there are are people who looks at me like I'm a wide eyed little boy who is swimming in the pool during adult swim and not knowing the dangers that is hiding in the shadows. In this match there are those that are hoping to see me get crushed and realize that I have gotten myself into wasn't some wonderland where my dreams would come true and that this place would be more like hell than the heaven that I have dreamed about when I was laying up in the hospital bed. A lot of people wants me to wake up from this "dream world" that I'm living in and wake up into reality that I'm about to be in the match where I'm sure I won't survive. There is a chance that I won't survive and I knew that when I first signed to this company that I'm on borrowed time and I'm going to make the most out of every opportunity that comes my way. I've been given the option to run away and go back to my home known as Lexington, Kentucky and live the dismal life that I once knew and the other option is that I can stay and endure whatever hardship that comes my way. Obviously, I have chosen to stay because this is something that I wanted to be ever since I was young and at one point this was the impossible but somehow, someway I have made it possible for me and now I'm to a point where I can try and succeed in an ocean full of sharks that are waiting to tear me apart, limb from limb. J.D Damon are one of those people that wants to turn my dream into a living nightmare. But Damon, the thing that you don't know is that people like you who wants to tear me down, who wants to make me look like a fool are the same people that lights a fire in me and make me keep going so I can try hard to make show you that I DO BELONG HERE. You're right, you are J.D Flipplin Damon, one of the premier athletes in this company, and every time I hear your name or even look at you my body aches because it remembers the vicious beating that you gave me last week. At that point you thought you have broken my spirits and you probably think that I'm scared of you. But here's the thing Damon, even though I am intimidated by you and I'm afraid of the possibility of you ending my career it isn't going to stop me from doing this. The moment I signed on that dotted line to be apart of all of this, I knew that I was going all in with this dream of mines. When I was in the back recovering from the beat down you gave me I knew right then and there that it'll get tougher along the road. But it's okay J.D Damon because even though you're out to destroy me the thought alone frightens me but at the same time it makes me want to come back and face you again and again and again! I can't back down nor can I run away Damon, because it isn't that simple for me to walk away from this. You and the other guys can say whatever you have to say to me to tear me down and destroy my confidence and tell me that I'm not made for this or that I'm just a filler in this match. But every time that people like you looks down on me and easily writes me off only increases the need to go in there and show you differently. Dude, if you think that you saying that I'm a filler in this match is going to destroy my confidence, well you're going to have to think again because I'm going to show you that I'm more than just a filler. I'm going to prove to you Damon that the seemingly impossible can happen and I'm going to shock you and the rest of the world when I beat the greatest athletes that this brand has to offer! So yeah Damon, I welcome the punishment that I'm going to endure in this match. I have mentally prepared myself for the beatings that's going to come when I step between those ropes. But if I let you have your way and if I just walk away from this match, I would be considered and coward and a quitter and that's something that I'm not and the feeling of me giving up on my dreams would be a greater pain than what you want to put me through on Sunday. So I made the choice to go in there and do what I can to come out of this thing alive! So J.D Damon, you may be a monster but here's the things giants like you are made to be beaten by guys like me because I'm going to show you that people like me CAN GET IT DONE AND I'LL PROVE THAT THIS FILLER CAN AND WILL WALK INTO VOLTAGE AND SUCCEED BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT I CAN DO THIS! So keep talking down on me, keep saying that I can't do this because every time you go against me and make a fool of my dreams in being in this sport then I'll try that much harder to constantly prove you and people who shares the same mindset as you when it comes to me wrong every single time! 

Now as for you Nathan, I believe that we are more a like than you want to admit. We both have overcome great deals of pain in our past and believe me Nathan I'm not going to sit here and say what I have been through is greater than what you've gone through to get where you are. You've experienced the lost of your loves one and I was drifting in the sea of despair wondering weather or not if I can do what I love for a while. I had to deal with the loneliness in high school when no one really gave a damn about me, I had to sit back and wonder why my father hated me. But the more you have opened up about your past it's hard for me to hate you Nathan. This emotion of hate, envy etc that you are wanting me to show isn't going to come up because despite what you've said to me and mocked me makes me want to show you love. In a sense I feel like you're brother that I probably always wanted in life. We are polar opposites, but when I look at you Nathan I feel like I'm looking at a mirror because you reflect the confidence that I desire and when you look at me I probably represent the innocence and the weakness that's buried down in you and that's covered up by all what you do right now. You trash talk to mask the pain, you steal the show to hide whatever insecurities that you have and it's okay man. I can't hate you for it, I wish that I've known you back then when you were going through all of that. I can see us being great friends, I can see us having each others backs and go through this world together to fend off demons that may come to destroy us. I would have given you a hug when you needed it and relieve you of the pain that you were going through back then. I believe it in my hard that we would have been the best of friends Nathan, because at that time I feel like you needed someone to tell you that you do matter and that there are people that care about you and that you needed a hug or a shoulder to cry on. I can't hate you Nathan, because it's hard for me to hate someone that shares the same love that I do for this business and is willing to whatever they can do to prosper in it to know that the decision that they have made when they got into it was the right one. I know that this is a sick reality Nathan, but the thing is that I'm not going to let this sick reality be the death of me, I have made the choice to keep going forward and chase the dream that I thought that was impossible. This world may be cruel, the people that inhabits the business may be monsters but I've decided to go on this journey because I want to be something that someone can be proud of. For a change I want someone to look at me and say that "when I grow up I want to be just like you." Nathan, you may think that I'm privileged and you may be right about that because I'm lucky enough to have a mother that loves me and that's willing to do anything for me. I am fortunate enough to know who she is and that her love for me is real and knowing that helps me get through hard times. But here's the thing Nathan, I never once has made light of what you've gone through, actually I'm inspired that you didn't let this world kill you. I know you pose a very difficult challenge for me because you're different from the other men that are in this match. Which is why I must fight harder, endure much pain and survive the storm that is coming Sunday. I repeat the same phrases because I have to remind myself that I can't give up, I have to remind myself what I'm fighting for. What I'm fighting for is my dream and I can't let it die no matter who stands in front of me. Which is why I say it kills me that I have to destroy other men's dreams just preserve my own. Running away or just giving up may seem like an easy option but sadly for me that isn't an option for me. Nathan I want to tell you that you're wrong about one thing, if  I end up losing I can't just simply just forgive myself and say I did a good job. That isn't enough for me because throughout the week leading up to this match I have come to realize one thing. That this isn't just for me, I came to realize that this isn't just my dream and I'm not just fighting for my sake alone. I am carrying the hopes and dreams of those that are either not confident enough to do it or that aren't able to do it themselves. I have came across so many people that are placing their faith in me and like I said before I can't let them down..actually that's the last thing that I want to do! This is much bigger than a measly desire to win, this isn't just my dream that I'm fighting for! I am fighting for those who has placed their faith in me, I'm fighting for the people who were told that they can't become nothing in life. This isn't just for me to say hey, I have done this and that and beaten this guy or that guy. This is me walking out to that ring and show the world that I can do this and if someone as weak and fragile as me can live out their dreams then I can give someone the confidence that they can do the same as well! So if the moment does come when I'm down and out and I can't find the will to get up and win then I'll have the reminders of who I'm fighting for and what I'm fighting for run through my head that will bring me up to my feet and continue fighting. I may not have the experience like everyone else in this match BUT what I do have is the hope and dreams of the people around the world that share the same passion for this business like I do. Nathan, I hope you don't take this the wrong way or anything but the one thing that I have over you is that X factor. The factor that I'm fighting for the people that watches us, the instill strength in me and everyday that I talk to someone they have given me more strength than I can ever muster up alone. I'll give you credit where it's due because you are fighting for your sister but along the line you ended up fighting just for yourself. And that's where I trump you and that will be the thing that will get me over because I'm fighting for the millions and millions of people who put their faith in me to win this match! So with that being said Nathan, I cannot lose anymore because this is more than a match to me, this has grown into something that's bigger than my desire to become a champion. J.D Damon, Phoenix Winterborn, Scott Diamond, You and Maero are the obstacles that I have to overcome to ensure my victory and I'll say this in the face of adversity that I will come out as Hardcore Champion. The one thing that I have that you boys don't is the Will Of Fire that burns within me and as long as the flame doesn't go out, then anything that I put my mind to CAN and WILL BECOME A REALITY!

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Sorry it's short, and probably late. Been a busy ass week this week.

(Ahren is in a dimly lit room, with a long black hair covering his face, pretending to be Kevin Angel)

 

Ahren, you dare mess with me? You don’t know who I am? I’ll show you who I am on Turbo, don’t you worry. Don’t I seem so tough now because I’m in a dark room? I thought so… Do you hear how low I’m speaking? Super tough, shows I mean business. This is the intimidation factor. I don’t just look like a clown with my makeup on, its war paint, it’s intimidation and honor (You can hear knocking)

KEVIN, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, I NEED TO GET SOMETHING

NOT NOW MOM I’M BEING SUPER TOUGH!!! (“Kevins Mom” opens the door)

Mom!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!! YOU KNOW I HATE THE LIGHT!! I CAN’T TAKE THE LIGHTTT, IM MELTINGGGGGG
Kevins Mom: Kevin! ENOUGH, MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! YOU’RE TOO OLD TO BE RUINING MY LIFE.. and stop taking my makeup you freak… “
Kevin”: Ok, love you too mom…
“Kevins Mom: Should’ve aborted you Kevin…
 “Kevin”: Damn yo ..Harsh (Ahren takes off the wig, and throws it off screen.)
Ahren: Oh, that was the most childish thing you’ve heard in years? You have no idea how childish I can be!! As you can see!! But that’s the problem with you, you don’t know how to have fun, somewhere along the line you lost your childlike personality and forgot that life is actually fun. You must not get out a lot, for I was just speaking the truth. But if you don’t wear your mothers makeup that means, you go out to the store, and buy your own, which is worse I think. I get it, its not make up, it’s “war paint”, its supposed to intimidate me? Make me think you’re scary? Which I don’t, I think you look ridiculous. The reason you wear that is to cover up that disgusting mug that only a mother could love, unfortunately, she doesn’t. I mean how else could you have turned into the freak you are. Anyways.. War paint, do you know who wore war paint? Indians, yeah I don’t care if I’m not being politically correct I’m calling them Indians deal with it. But tell me how that worked out for the Indians? It got them raped, murdered, and all of their land was taken away. It sure didn’t scare of the Europeans from taking their land, and it won’t work against me, because Ahren Fournier fears no man. You know who else wore face paint? Braveheart, and he got his balls cut off. See the common theme of people that wear face paint, they’re normally at a disadvantage so they put paint on their face to try and intimidate people, but when it comes right down to it, they’re nothing more than paint, and can’t actually win a damn thing. Now I don’t know where you think you are, but threatening me saying you’re going to stab me with a sword… Maybe you’re actually trying to be Braveheart. But there’s this thing called laws, and yeah that kind of against the law, not only is the act of stabbing me with a sword against the law, actually just telling me that is. Like in all honesty, do you think that EAW is some kind of time vortex, and you can just do whatever you want. I mean at a point, there’s some truth to that, but actual murder is where they draw the line I believe. Especially when it’s on camera for everyone to see. I mean it’s ok, you’re clearly a sick man, who else would go out in public dressed like that.. With a sword? But hey, that’s your thing, you do you… Because no one else will. You know what I think is pathetic? You have to hide behind paint, you have to make up a name, because you’re afraid of who you are, you’re trying so hard to get away from your past, and you cover up your face and background so you never have to face it again. While me? I’ve got nothing to hide, I am a beautiful man, with a beautiful past, you can look at my record, I’m squeaky clean. Maybe EAW forgot to do a background check on you, because you seem like you may have committed a few crimes in your day. But hey, at least we can agree that I am a jewel, I just don’t understand who you believe you are. Are you a knight? Are you just coming back from a LARP’ing game? You have a lot of explaining to do, I just don’t understand how you got so messed up in the head. So like seeing that the world is my oyster, and none of whom inhabit it actually matter except for myself, I really don’t pay attention to anyone’s business except for my own, so in all honesty, I have no idea who you were against when you beat those guys, so could you please enlighten me on that? I mean sure, I agree, who I beat was really no challenge, but is that really my fault? I didn’t schedule the thing, all I could do is go out and win, and that’s what I did. And guess what, the guy I went up against, and actually beat is in a championship match this weekend, are any of the guys you beat in a championship match? I mean it’s entirely possible, again, I’m asking because I legitimately have no idea. Because you don’t really matter at all, I don’t really pay attention to you, like I said. When it comes right down to it, past accomplishments really don’t mean anything, all that matters is this week, and this week alone. On any given day, anyone can beat anyone, so I’m always on my toes, and always ready for what people throw at me. Sure you look like something that I can take down easily, but hey, I won’t take you for granted, because you seem like a psychopath… and not in a good way. I mean one second you’re saying how you’re tired of mentioning my name, calling me Ahren Poornier? Whatever the hell that means.. was that supposed to be clever? I mean it wasn’t.. at all… it was pathetic. Then you go on and say that I’m just a jester, but then you say how you actually like me, and I’m a good guy, and how you feel sorry for me that I have be against Riki… Shitty.. as you called him… another gem… who’s the immature one again? Oh me right. Now I don’t know how you think matches are created, but never once did I say that I was friends with Riki, this match was just thrown together. I mean I know you’re not friends with your partner, hell I doubt you even know who your partner is. Ahren Fournier doesn’t need a partner, and as a matter of fact, even if he doesn’t show up, I’ll still win, 2 vs. 1? No problem. You need help haha, for real, and I’ll give it to you. I’ll knock your head straight, and you can maybe finally be normal. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen your little thing done before, you’re an evil angel, you’re an evil guy, you’ll put someone in hell or whatever… How many of these people walk around the street? You never see people like this, do you know why? It’s just in your head. KEVINS MOM!!! (The girl that was playing kevins mom earlier walks in, and Ahren takes her and swings her on his lap, she smiles) Well Kevin, I’m going to show your “mom” a good time tonight, she deserves to not be disappointed again, like she has been all her life by you…. Who knows maybe I’ll give her a son she can be proud of. Oh and by the way, there’s already a guy with the last name Angel in this company, might want to change it before you’re sued for copyright infringement.

Ahren gives a thumbs up, wink, and smile as the camera fades to black)

You got some jokes Ryder, I’ll give you that, you’ve got some jokes! Especially when you tried to convince us that’s the first hot girl who has ever rejected the “Woo Woo Woo Warrior”, I’ve heard a great punchline can redeem any lousy night of comedic blunders, but I never believed it until your entire act was saved by that one moment of utter genius! Babes even touching a guy who calls himself a Woo Woo Warrior is even less believable than the absurd idea of you ever beating me!

The only way you could have been serious is if dressing up like your boy Tiberius Jones gave you the confidence to talk to a hot woman for the first time in your entire life! Too bad being handsome and debonair in the eyes of the ladies can’t come just as easily as dressing up like the real deal.

But this isn’t about the ladies.

This is about what’s up here, what’s in the brain. In any line of work, it’s what separates the studs from the duds. A good comic, a good public speaker, they know how to come up with their own shit, or at the very least know how to steal masterfully. I’m sure you’ve heard that whole “ha if you call your opponent a joke or a loser that means you either beat a nobody or lost a nobody!” infamous idea somewhere from someone more humble and intelligent than you and thought, “broskis broskis broskis that’s totally a radical line I’m going to make use of myself some day!”, but you’re far too thick headed to make the idea have any impact because you failed to realize that it contradicts everything that you yourself do! It would have been one thing to contradict yourself between two different speeches, but to come out and say that in the same speech where you continued to try to belittle me only causes the world to be aware of how two faced and empty of any thought you really are, while you sling together any type of nonsense to attack me. Come on. If you live under the principle that mocking your opponent is a bad thing because it makes what you do meaningless whether you obtain victory or defeat, why would you spend so much time calling me a “jobber” and trying to make me out to be some tag team wrestler who couldn’t do anything but lose to Tybull in singles competition? That’s the thing about taking a principled stance, you’d best do it with your back straight and legs firmly planted, or just about everyone will see through you. Me? Don’t deride your adversaries? I’ve never been in tune with that line of thinking, I’ve never worried about needing to make lesser competition seem more important, nor have I felt the need to deny the obvious.

After all, why should I do the work of creating an illusion, when I can make a just as much of steal dealing with what’s real? Nah my brother, it ain’t my job to make you look good, that was your career to make! Your job to do! If you ain’t shit that’s all fine with me. Why? Because look around, look at the people in the audience, look at our peers in the locker room, there’s pieces of shit like you all over the place! So when I steal from you, I steal from them! When Tiberius Jones comes and slaps you upside your head, its like I’ve done so to people worldwide! Careers aren’t made just by beating the best of the best, they’re also made by how you make people feel and taking ANY situation as an opportunity to line your pockets. I look at you Matt and I don’t just see some annoying try hard surfer bro, I see a world of men who have never touched a girl in their lives living vicariously through you trying to find comfort in any moment of success you can achieve and I see a roster of old never could bes trying to come back to take MY spotlight because they want to have one more chance to make it thinking that if Matt Ryder can do it maybe they can too, that has worth, because that’s an entire nation of people I can make never forget the name Tiberius Jones by snatching this one victory! It’s almost as valuable as my hard earned place as Mr.CITV!

As for the blowback it would mean if I lose based on the things I say? The bringing up of that subject is the biggest difference between the mindsets of guys like you who live your lives anticipating failure at every turn and men like me! I don’t sweat defeat, because I know you can’t beat me!

Turbo #1 

(Kevin is in the middle of the ring with the spotlight on him. The rest of the arena is complete darkness. Loud chants of Mommy's makeup blare around the arena)

Mommy's makeup huh, is that all you got Ahren. That is child's play, that is the most childish thing I have heard in years. See what I wear on my face is no Mommy's makeup, this is my war paint. I charge into battle with my face painted and sword and shield in hand. I push you back with my shield  and I Plunge this here sword deep into your chest. You can call yourself the Crown Jewel all you want but in reality you are just the Jester of the Evil Angel's kingdom. You are just one Jewel on Kevin Angel's crown. So, wait announcer remind of the man who dares to challenge me, what is his name? I just cannot think of it, wait I know why I cannot remember, it is because people like you Ahren are unheard of. So Ahren Poornier, you have only beaten one man. That one man is the guy who every week jobbs to debuting stars so you are not that special. How many guys did I beat, I beat three at once. If I can beat three at once then surely me and the Knight in shining armour can beat up a few punks like we have here. So I think that is enough of Ahren my mouth is starting to hurt just mentioning that name.

So, who is the other guy? Riki Shitty, I can remember him, he is the guy who was to scared to promo against the eventual winner. Well whoever this guy is I have already beaten him so why do people who I have proven myself against keep getting thrown in my way. People like him don't deserve second chances. I don't believe in second chances. If you squander your first chance that should be it. People who I easily defeat and make a fool of should just get thrown under the bus. So what a surprise he has actually found a partner who I have already discussed. I feel sorry for Ahren because he is a pretty good guy, but he is gonna get dragged into the deep depths of hell all because he made friends with a loser. Either outcome of the match Ahren you are still gonna lose. Your biggest mistake is trying to take me on again. Because I am gonna PROVE LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE DONE THAT THE EVIL ANGEL IS ALWAYS VICTORIOUS, GLORIOUS, HE WILL NOT GIVE IN AND HE WILL DEFEND HIS KINGDOM AGAINST ALL INTRUDERS. EVEN A BUNCH OF DUMB PEASENTS LIKE THESE TWO PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR REAL PRO WRESTLERS.

(Camera fades into Ahren in his own personal locker room, with the win streak bored behind him, with the number 1 visible)

 

Well I fear I may have spoke too soon everyone, and I apologize for that, but much to the delight of all of you I’m sure, I am booked for a match on Turbo this week. You know what that means right? Turbo has automatically became the show to watch! My match is the single most important thing to be happening this week… Other than my all exclusive interview on Voltage that is. I know I know, I’m a real company man, pulling double duty this week, you don’t have to tell me, I’m just a great guy. But when the universe literally revolves around you, it’s just what you have to do… It’s science. On Voltage this week, they’re crowning the first ever EAW Hardcore Champion, and having a triple threat match for the EAW Championship, which I’m sure you all already know. Which I guess is somewhat exciting, but seeing that The Crown Jewel, and your Protagonist Ahren Fournier isn’t in either of these matches, how exciting can they really be? Not just exciting but legitimate, how legitimate can these champions be? I mean lets just take a look at who’s in the Hardcore Championship match eh? First name that I see on this list is Phoenix Winterborne… PHOENIX WINTERBORNE????! I apologize for raising my voice, but that is just a slap in the face to everyone that watches this program, and anyone whose every laced up a pair of boots. Phoenix hasn’t won a match in a month, and just lost to me, what has this guy done to earn anything remotely close to any title match? Nothing. But I guess we’re just handing title shots out. It’s fine, I mean my time will come, I’ve only been in this company for about a week, so I shouldn’t expect anything. But when the fans specifically come just to see this modern sexual stallion in action, you’d think they’d give the people what they want, they’d give the people what they need. Don’t worry Fourniercators, our time will come! You might as well not watch Voltage after my interview because nothing will come close to entertaining you as much, and I promise to make my interview, the highlight of the show.. I may or may not have something special in store, just maybe, you’ll have to watch to see . See that is a cliffhanger, being the star of a TV show, and many books, you get used to setting them up. As for the matches that are set for this week in EAW, you should just get amped for Turbo, because that’s where the match of the week is going to go down. Everything else will probably just let you down, but not Ahren Fournier and some other guy, against, I don't know, some other dudes. Don't get me wrong it won't just be match of the week because I’m teaming with (pulls out paper with the names of the people in the match because he can’t remember) R.. Rik..eee NAA..K-EII!!!, sorry I yelled his last name, (Ahren puts the paper down off camera) its all capitalized so I can only assume that’s what he wants to happen. But let me make one thing clear, this man! RIK.. REEKA?? NAKE? NAKIE? He is ASIAN!! You know what that means? He’s a bad dude, he’s tough as nails, and can dish out quite a bit of punishment. Do you know Japanese wrestling? I do, see I may not know how to pronounce his name, but I know his culture, and I know, he will deliver for me. The Japanese are very big on honor, and integrity, he’ll come through for me. He just won’t be as good as me haha, make no mistake, I think he’ll be good, but there’s only one Crown Jewel of Voltage, only one Crown Jewel of Turbo, and only one Crown Jewel of EAW, and that me. As for the opponents (Ahren takes out the paper of the names again) Kevin Angel and David Knight, (He crumples up the paper and throws it off screen) this match wont be match of the week, because of them either. Which by the way may be the most boring names I’ve ever came across, why don’t you put a little pizazz in it? No one will remember those names, I know I sure didn’t. Anyways no, this match will not be match of the week because of them, it will be math of the week, and possibly the year, and…. That’s….. Because…. Of… MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. (Ahren clicks on an old tape recorder and fans chants came be heard) AHREN AHREN AHREN AHREN. Ok enough cheering. (Ahren turns the tape recorder off) Ok maybe a little more.. (He turns it back on) AHHHHHREN AHHHHREN AHHHHHREN (He turns it off again). Ok anyways, Kevin Angel, is nothing but a look; he tries to intimidate you with all his mom’s makeup, and long hair. He wants to scare you, but underneath all that makeup that his mom bought for herself, is a scared little boy that doesn’t want to face the real world. How awkward was it when your mom caught you putting her makeup on.. UHHH MOM IT ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! Then you cried I’m sure, smearing all the makeup off your face and made you look like the girl from the grudge or something. As your mom just stared at you with a disappointed look, like what has my son become, does he pitch or catch, you know basic questions moms ask when their son is wearing makeup. What might better suit you sir is the circus! Or Halloween town monster guy, I don’t know, that’s only a month out of the year. Which side note how much does that suck! I love horror movies and wish they would have those kind of things around all year long, I mean it creates jobs for people, and fills enjoyment and fun in people’s lives. But yeah I ranted, sorry, yeah Kevin you’d fit in there, you wouldn’t have to be beaten up quite as much, you’d probably like it. Also Kevin.. change your name…. Anyways onto David Knight, I mean, I really got nothing on you, I don’t even know if you’ve wrestled before. It doesn’t matter who either of you are, I’ve got an Asian in my corner, watching my back, and you’re up against the crème de la crème... Me of course. I’m sure you’ve noticed the Win streak board behind me, it says 1 right now.. But I’m so confident in this weekend, I’m pretty sure I can change it to a 2 right now. Ugh I’m so tempted to, but I’ll hold off, see you on Turbo.

 



(Camera fades to black as Ahren gives his patent thumbs up, smile, and wink)

Yeah Kurt Burton, I grow up so fast.

I learn so fast, I evolve so fast, and I improve so fast. That’s what everybody told me. That’s kind of guy I am.

Don’t cry Kurt, the worst isn’t coming yet.

Do you know why I have that kind of ability? It’s because I always make sacrifices in order to be a fast learner.

Do you know why I have countless bravery? It’s because I always make sacrifices in order to be brave.

Do you know why I am a phenomenal athlete? It’s because I always make sacrifices in order to be phenomenal.

You got that Kurt? It’s sacrifice. It’s always resolved around sacrifice. I am always resolved around sacrifice.

It’s all started when an 18 years old kid decided to leave his country, when he wanted to be professional wrestler in the land of America. Things didn’t go as smoothly as he thought. He didn’t have any muscles. His body was as stiff as a robot despite his small structure. Hell, he got bullied a lot by his fellow peers. But he didn’t give up. Because he knew in order to be a wrestler he needed sacrifices. He knew in order to live the dream he needed sacrifices.

And 10 years later....

He’s standing in front of you right now, Kurt.

And I admit, I admit Kurt, my Showdown run hasn’t been what I expected, my Showdown start is inferior to yours, therefore, I need to win this match. I need a momentum. I need to make sacrifice in order to win this match and getting a momentum.

What kind of sacrifice I’ll make for this match? It’s simple: by giving you and Kevin Hunter all my best. By giving you and Kevin Hunter a fight within an inch of your life respectively.

Now, the question is: are you ready to make a sacrifice Kurt Burton? Do you really want to test your endurance? Well, let’s see how tough you are when I break your neck with my Lariat. Let’s see how tough you are when I break your arms with my Kimura Lock. You want to test your own endurance, don’t blame me if something bad happen to you.

Just don’t blame me if you don’t make it into Dia Del Diablo. If you do make it though, you won’t be on your best condition.

However, I have said it before and I’ll say it again: I never underestimate you, Kurt. I already taking you seriously before you ask for it. You and Kevin Hunter have 100% my attention, which is why I take this match very seriously. Which is why I want to gain the momentum so bad. Which is why I’m not hesistated to break your body apart.

We all are empty souls right now Kurt. You, me, and Kevin Hunter are empty souls. The question is, who still have the pride and hope more inside us? Thank you for reminding me Kurt, I do. I’ll show you what my pride and hope are all about by becoming the winner of this Triple Threat match, getting the momentum in order to be no. 1 contender for National Elite Championship at Dia Del Diablo.