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For the love of god, can someone please tell @MexicanSamuraiJ, that 95% of those nerd references he dropped went over my head. The reason why is because while he was busy playing with his own joystick, I was busy getting laid in real life. so now that the fun and GAMES are over, let's get down to what really matters, this Monday night in Colorado Springs. Now you were able to put 2 & 2 together, and figured out that the reason I wanted to face you on Battleground, is because you are the holder of the EAW Interwire Championship, which means quite a bit in this company. Since you won that title, you've taken that next step in becoming a certified, first ballot hall of famer. And if I could ever expect to do the same, I have to be able to say that I'm at least as good as you are. But don't get it twisted, to say I've never faced anyone with your level of talent would be a bit of the stretch. Just ask guys like Mr. DEDEDE, Y2Impact, Zack Crash, Tig Kelly (I still want my rematch), and Lucian Black, and every last one of them will tell you that Mark Michaels is no push over. See I've taken every one of those great men, and pushed them to their limits inside the ring. So don't be surprised if beating your ass is just another day at the office to me, because I've gone to war with some of the undisputed best that EAW will ever know. But still the question lingers, like foul stench that fills the air. 'Can Mark Michaels win when everything is on the line?' that's what I need to prove, to everyone. Because while there might be some how are content to just meander around, and let the chips fall where they may, I refuse to allow my relevance in this company fall to some pencil pusher who wouldn't know the first thing about wrestling a match. I am taking my destiny into my own hands, and I will fight till the very last breath, to stay a member of the EAW roster.
So this Monday when we face off Mexi, do me a big favor, and bring your A-Game because I'm bringing mine. I want you at your absolute best when we face off, that way there'll be no excuses from who ever doesn't get their hand raised when that final bell rings. There'll be nothing held back in this one. Not a a submission, or suplex, nor a top rope risk that can change the tide of the match. This is everything, or nothing, and you better bet your ass that I'm coming to the World Arena for the former, and sure has hell not the latter.
This Monday night, I am going to show you exactly why my in ring preformances have led to me being called The Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #Hero to millions of people from all around the world. These people have humbled me but always voicing their support, and even going so far as to call me their Social Media Champion. I owe them so much, that's why win, lose, or draw this match is for them. And if this is the last time they see the bastion of Battleground, then I promise that they will get a show, like nothing they've ever seen before. And when all is said and done, they can say that they got to see the Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, put on the match of a life time.
"Just got this DM'd to me from one of my biggest fans. #Thankful."
(The video opens with a montage of shots, first some of Michael's getting his photo for match cards taken)
"I"m So fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A., to Tokyo."
(*Cut to shots of Michaels warming up before his match, slipping on his ring vest)
"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold, remember my name..."
(Cut to a shot of Michaels backstage at the gorilla position, stepping thru the entrance curtain.)
"... Bout to Blow."
( The cuts become more rapid, a new scene for almost every chord change. shots of Michaels walking down the entrance ramp, mouthing words to the crowd, connnecting with the discuss punch.)
"Two, three, four. First things first, I'm the realest, drop this, and let the whole world feel it."
(Michaels nailing a swinging neck breaker, a knee drop, and a discuss punch.)
"And I'm still in the murder business, I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons in physics."
(Michaels nailing several closthlines, and a fist drop. several close ups of his Million dollar grin.)
"If you want a bad trick like this, drop it low and pick it up like this. Cup of ace, cup of goose, cup of crys, High Heels, something worth a half a ticket on your wrist."
(Michaels using a selfie stick as a weapon against several different opponents)
"Take it all straight, never chase that."
(Michaels lounging in a nightclub with two beautiful models.)
"Rooftops like we bringing eighty eight back."
(Michaels with both a snap, and fisherman's suplex, and the DDT)
"Bring the hook in, where the base at?"
(Michaels getting his hand raised by a referee.)
"Champagne spilling, you should taste that"
(Scenes from several Michaels promos)
"I'm so fancy, you already know. I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name, bout to blow."
(Michaels getting busted open by Trent Yoder, Diamond Cuttered off a ladder, walking back up the ramp with a disapointed look on his face.)
"Baby I do this, I thought that you knew this. Can't stand no haters, and honest the truth is."
(Michaels with a double under hook back breaker, and the satio suplex)
"That my flow hypnotic, each beat it departed. Swagger so stupid I can't shop in no department."
(Michaels with figure four leg locks on several different opponents)
"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I swear I meant that there so much I'll give that line a rewind."
(Michaels with the reverse DDT neck breaker, a stiff clothesline, and a shot of him mocking his opponent in the ring)
"To get my money on time, if they not money decline. I just can't worry about no haters, gotta stay on my grind. Now tell me who that, who that? That do that, do that? put that paper over all I though you knew that, knew that."
(Michaels checking himself out with his camera phone.)
I be the M-A-D-D-Y, put my name in bold. I've been working up in here,with some change to throw."
(The guitar's rythem keeps up in the background, as we cut the scene from Michaels house.)
Michaels: "I have to prove this to everyone, even myself. If I can't beat Mexican Samurai, I don't belong in EAW."
(The vocals pick bak up, as we see shots of Michaels hitting the spinebuster, and the second rope leg drop.)
"Crash the hotel! We party on till the break of dawn. Make the Phone call. Feels so good getting what I want."
(Michaels connecting with the Picture perfect, and the screen cracker.)
"Yeah keep on turning it up, chandelier swinging we don't give a what. Film star, yeah I'm deluxe, classic expensive. You don't get to touch."
(shots of Michaels celebrating a win.)
"I'm so fancy, you already know, I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold? Remember my name bout to blow."
(an echo of Michaels word's, as the video nears it's con conclusion.)
Michaels: "It's all, or nothing, somethings gotta give."
"Fifteen minutes. That's how long I have to wait to go out in front of all my followers. Thousands of whom have traveled to dump they call Your, Pennsylvania, and millions more who will be firing up their televisions, and tuning in to Battleground. #SoCloseYetSoFar. Now I was think about sharing my thoughts about Fighting Spirt 2 (Check it out after battleground) But before I do, I wanted to take this time to make set the record straight for all of my haters; who might be getting carried away with with the thought that I won't be the one who gets his hand raised tonight! See as much as guys like Terry Chambers, Rex McAlistar, Daniel Marshall, and the countless other jackasses who couldn't scrounge up enough to equal half a brain cell between them, would like to think that I'm just some pretty face (which admittedly I am better looking than any other member across all three of EAW's brands) but they tend to over look the fact that there isn't another wrestler in this company who could ever compare to me.
Sure @DanielMarshall can pretend that he isn't a total rip off, but everyone knows who's the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. He can delude himself into thinking that he's the suplex master (or whatever he calls himself) but we know that there is only one man who has the Perfect combination of in ring skill, Amazing look, and unmeasurable charisma. So in just a few short minutes, he'd best to be prepared for a Grade A, except no substitutes, ain't nothing like the real thing, ass kicking, courtesy of yours truly. I can't wait till I'm done humiliating that off brand asshole, and collecting on a extra 20,000 bucks for my trouble #Win-Win
@TerryChambers You know what I can't stand? Bullshiters. And you Terry, are a bullshiter, plain and simple. See you come out here, and talk about who you're back in EAW because wrestling is you "Passion". But let's not kid ourselves here buddy, the only reason your overgrown ass is back, is because no casting director in their right mind, would ever be desperate enough to put you in whatever low rent, pile of horse crap that would end up straight to netflix. You talk about how you had a number one film, I say that you're role was kinda like your dick. It was so small, that if you blink, you missed it. So go ahead and brag some more Terry, because the more you build yourself up, the harder you are going to fall when you go toe to toe with EAW's true cross over star! Get ready to do what you do best Terry, make the real star of the show look good #StickToTheBackground.
And @RexMcAlister can you please keep any, and all comments to yourself. IT's not that I mind you looking like both a jackass, as well as a coward, but my followers keep telling me; that can't stand to hear; any more of the verbal diarrhea that spews from your mouth. Oh sure, you were nice enough to basically admit that I'm everything I'm advertised to be. But that doesn't change the fact that ran your mouth, and tried to slander my good name. Well that is something I'm not going to stand for pal. I'm going to make an example out of you Rex. I'm going to show everyone watch, what happens when you try to tarnish the image of Mark Michaels. I can't wait to pplant your head into the mat, and pin the next potential Interwire Champion. And furthermore by doing so, I will prove that without a shadow of a doubt prove that I am the psychical embodiment of Perfection, because like they always say, there is no such thing as better than Perfect! So keep on begging for mercy (not that it's going to do you any good) and while you're down on your knees; why don't you go ahead, pucker up, and kiss my ass!
In just minutes, all three of you overhyped, underdeveloped, hopless, piece of shit, clowns are going to get out classed, and embarrased by The Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, The Hash tag Hero whose legion of followers from every corner of the earth, have declared him to be their undisputed Social Media Champion. The Bastion of Battleground, the Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, and most importantly, the man who will without a shadow of a doubt; is about to become an extra twenty thousand dollars richer, Picter Perfect Mark Michaels! May the best man win (because I'm going to). #PictureThat#BattleGround#Monday#MNBG#InDaBag.
(EAW's backstage interviewer Eve is displays getting ready to speak with the Heart Break Boy for his up-coming match against ONI and Victor Maero. Eve stands there for a moment with arms folded and the microphone in her hand)
Eve: ..........................
(Eve sighs as there is still no sign of the Heart Break Boy)
Eve: ............... Where the heck is he?
(Eve continues to stand there for two more minutes)
Eve: This is just like our old relationship. He always forgets to come on time! Wow!
(Eve decides to throw the microphone then stomps it on the ground)
Eve: Grr!! He's still breaking hearts, I see! I guess that portion of his life never changes! I'm out of here! EAW doesn't pay me enough to be treated like this.
(Meanwhile HBB is shown in his locker-room alongside Pizza Boy and Barney, with about 40 empty pizza boxes on the table. HBB is holding his stomach as he grabs the "match-card" sheet which was slid under his door.)
HBB(He reads the paper): "Drake & Jones calls out Stand & Deliver" Great! I guess we have no match for this week. We can keep getting filled up on pizzas, boys!
(Barney and Pizza Boy get excited and yell out "YAY!" with pizza in their mouths)
[[APPROXIMATELY FIVE DAYS LATER]]
(Stand & Deliver are still shown in their locker-room getting stuffed on pizza. HBB checks on his sausage pizza box but it turns out empty. He begins to rage as he looks over at Barney and Pizza Boy)
(They all begin laughing as EAW interviewer, Eve knocks on their door.)
Barney: WHO IS IT?!
HBB: It better be my pizza!
(HBB struggles to get up as he answers the door to see an enraged Eve, who slaps him and points a piece of paper in his face that shows he has a match scheduled for Battleground, tomorrow night.)
HBB: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! I HAVE A MATCH ON #BACKGROUND! I MEAN #BATTLEGROUND! PIZZA BOY! BARNEY! WE HAVE A MATCH SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW?! WHAT ARE WE DOING GETTING FAT AND EATING PIZZA ALL DAY!
Barney: I thought you said you didn't have a match?
Pizza Boy: What an old fart... First he can't see that we have a match Monday night then he forgets that I am the Pizza Boy, I have all the sausage pizza in the world!
Barney: HBB, this doesn't show excellence whatsoever!
HBB: Hey! I'm still human, I make some mistakes! We can still compete! I'm the Golden Boy! And he's #NationalPizzaChampion!
Eve: I don't care! I'm just here to warn you that if you EVER! and I mean EVER! Miss another interview again, I'm going to make sure you regret it.
(Eve mean-mugs HBB as he stares at her in the face for a moment then bursts out laughing. Eve turns even more angry as she swiftly leaves the scene.)
Barney: So what are you guys doing to do?
HBB(Shrugs): Well can't do nothing now. (HBB looks into the camera) Maybe next time ONI and Victor.
(The Heart Break Boy is shown standing with EAW interviewer; Eve)
Eve: Welcome ladies and gents, I am standing here right now with the Golden Boy, the Heart Break Boy! And for this week or should I say, tomorrow night! He will be teaming up with his partner Pizza Boy to take on former EAW Chairman, Zack Crash and his tag team partner, the so-ever talkative JJ Silva. HBB, your thoughts on this up-and-coming match?
HBB: I've honestly took a backseat this week for a little awhile to get some rest from my recent hurdles with guys such as Scott Oasis, Y2Impact, Brian and so on. I guess you can say that it's almost time for the Golden Boy to hang up the boots, which will happen very sooner than later. But this match will be worth it, to show Drake & Jones and the rest of the EAW Universe that the team of Stand and Deliver are amongst the best they have to offer. This is honestly my last push and I'm going to make it worth it. JJ Silva, I've heard him and Zack pretty much talk about how Pizza Boy is nothing without me or how I'm carrying the team or whatnot. What they don't' realize is that I didn't put this team together to make Pizza Boy better inside that ring. He was already talented but I was simply planted over his shoulders to guide his entire mindset, which he has held up completely. Now he is National Elite Champion and he did it without my help. Pizza Boy is the evidence of a rising star, who is destined to be a Hall of Famer. Unlike these haters that are surrounding him, wishing and hoping they have the type of guidance that he has. I can see and spot the jealousy and envy in their hearts because a man who spent half of his life delivering pizzas, is now delivering championship wins under his belt. He is smart, athletic and will take over EAW even after I'm gone. This world is his to take and I'm pretty sure there will be no stopping him. Not a Zack Crash. Not a JJ Silva. Not a Hexa-Gun.
Eve: So are you signaling retirement, HBB?
HBB: Yes, I am. I don't care how anybody takes it but these are the last days for the Heart Break Boy and they have been for a while now. It's the reason why I have desperately tried to triumph Brian Daniels for the title one last time. It looks like I will suddenly get another opportunity for another title and I will be sure to try and capitalize on it. Right now, I'm just balling all of my energy back up to begin this last run and chase for another championship. Drake & Jones, a very good team are standing in our way and if they're like their leaders of Hexa-Gun, this challenge will not be an easy one.
Eve: How will you react for what they did to you and Pizza Boy on Dynasty?
HBB: We will see. But most of the time when someone tries to a sneak attack, especially against the Heart Break Boy, justice will be served. They like to play by numbers which I have understood since being in a faction before. And I know how to play these games even on the other side because I'm also used to be jumped by Generation Genesis and TCS. With Pizza Boy by my side, this should be a breeze considering how much respect and chemistry we have inside that ring.
Eve: What message will you send to them with this match against JJ Silva and Zack Crash on Battleground?
HBB: Well if they come along ringside, I can guarantee that it won't be a pretty sight. We will have to send our message to them directly instead of subliminally. I hope they're ready because the team of Stand & Deliver are most certainly ready.
Eve: You heard it hear folks! The Golden Boy has spoken.
@TrentYoder take a good long look pal. This picture sums up the long and short of every single time we step into a ring together. no one, not you, not any member of the locker room, and not any of those haters who are going to be cheering for you just because much like you, it eats them alive to see someone who outclasses their back water, hick asses in every way possible, do as well as I have. I'm rich, I'm great looking, and I'm a self made man who has captured the hearts and minds of people from every corner of the globe. I'm saying this not to too my own horn, but for you to hopefully come to terms with your own pettiness. Because if not, it's only going to end up bad for you. Bad like how even when you try to sucker punch me, you the one who ends up staring at the lights. Bad, like how with the exception of one measly little fluke, I've beaten you in every match we've ever had. "
SRSly bro, think of T.J. on this one. With me guiding him, he'll go to the right places, meet the right people, wear the right clothes, and with time, people will forget that you're his father, and the sky will be the limit with whatever path he chooses in life. That's the kind of life I can give him. But let's say you show up this Monday night, firstly your in line for the biggest ass whipping the world has ever seen, because as much as i would love to stretch this match out, and pound you into oblivion, I've got a bigger fish to fry. So I"ll be finishing you off quick (But not so quick that I won"t enjoy seeing you squirm a little). And if by some odd stroke of blind luck you are able to to get one more fluke, it's ultimately your son who will end up paying in the long run. This Monday night I prove yet again that I am better than you in each, and every feasible way you can compare us, whether it's money, or fame, or who dresses better, or in ring skill, I win every time hands down!
This Monday Night I will prove yet again that You could never compare to someone who is as perfect as me, whether it's fame, or fortune, or who dresses better, and most obviously who is better in the ring, I win each and every time, hands down! And once I get through with you, I'm going to turn around and do the exact same thing to that Pudgy, punch drunk, Irish nobody Tig Kelly, and liberate the National Elite Championship form his sweaty, Jameson filled waist, much like I liberated T.J. from your jealous, envious, Hater-aid guzzling, ass!
And everything I do (or I'm about to do) only further demonstrates exactly why I am the Destiny of Dynasty, the Brightest Burning star that EAW will ever know, the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #HERO, and most importantly The undisputed Social Media Champion. As well as the fact that I am single greatest athlete who has ever laced up a pair of boots (Which BTW will be leaving a permanent dent in your ass) and the only man in the entire wrestling world who has earned the right to be called Perfect! So be ready to say goodbye to T.J., because after the bell rings in Winter Park, he will officially belong to me, so Picture That!#BattleGround#Dynasty#EAW#InDaBag"
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