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Dynasty Promo #1

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@PicPerfectMichaels: “Never have these words had so much meaning. See over the past week, hell over the past year really, we as a nation have been divided over ideals, over our past, present, and most definitely our future. Not that we haven’t been, but over the course of the past 12 + months, We’ve been divided seemingly more than ever, to the point of where it might tear us all apart for good! I’ve kept silent about these issues till now, mostly because I felt it was not my place to speak. There have already been enough people who have either shouted for joy at the results of what happened last Tuesday, or have shouted in anger over the same result. I wasn’t going to speak at all, until I found out that this week’s episode of Dynasty will take place in Louisville, Kentucky. It was then That I recalled Kentucky’s state motto. That Perfect Motto of United we stand, Divide we fall. Why you might be asking? Because it is a motto that I live my life by.

See I have said it before, and I will say it again, I am YOUR social media champion, and Every week I go out there and give my all to do each and every one of you proud! I do my damnedest to represent each and every man, woman, and child that may be watching Dynasty live in an arena, or catching the show as it airs on tv, or even reading a transcript of the show online, I go out there every week to entertain each and every one of you. So this Friday night, whether you’ve voted red or blue, regardless of who you are, or where you’re from, or where you work, or where you pray, or who you love. Whether it be sitting in the front row of the Freedom Arena, or your laying down on the couch, I am asking that you would all stand with me, because our unity is our greatest strength!

Together there is nothing we cannot accomplish! We can move mountains together, we can part seas. And as long as we all stand as one, nothing, not even the darkest depths can ever hope to overcome us! No, not even the pits of hell, are stronger than all of us combined. That is why this Friday night I ask that you all stand with me when I go one on one with Hades.

Now I know a few people are out there saying ‘Mark there’s no way you could ever hope to stand against a foe like Hades.’ And don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it would be easy to. Hades is one of the strongest forces in EAW has ever known. Just take a look at his resume (go ahead and look it up, I’ll wait) And it’s plain to see that Hades has earned every last bit of his reputation. He’s won countless titles, and he’s been a nightmare that still haunts some elitist to this vary day. SURRIVING against Hades is a hard enough challenge, let alone winning the actual match. Make no mistake about it, I don’t dare underestimate Hades, but by the same token, Hades should not underestimate me. He may have the strength and size, But he sure as hell can’t match me in determination. The same determination that drove me since I was a kid to become a professional wrestler. The same determination that has brought me to the biggest wrestling promotion in the world, Elite Answers Wrestling! The same determination that has inspired me ask everyone, from every side of the spectrum, to let me prove myself as their Social Media Champion.

Hades has done it all in this business, but he has never faced anyone who was more willing to walk to hell and back to get a win. Friday night I’m asking Hades to bring his A-Game, because you know I’m bringing mine, and when the people of Louisville start cheering at the top of their lungs, and I’m talking feeling the ring shake from just how loud they’re gonna get, I am gonna be feeding off of every last one of them. Soaking up every last ounce of energy they send my way, I know that they will give me all the strength I need to get my hand raised.

And Hades if you happen to be reading this, just know that even though I respect you and everything you’ve accomplished here in EAW, this Friday night you are gonna see first hand just why so many people have gotten behind me on social media, turning me into a twitter trendsetter, and Instagram icon. You get to know why so many people the #Hero when mentioning me. It is because from bell to bell there is nobody who can go quite like Mark Michaels. No one will ever take everything you have to dish out, and still be standing wanting to go quite like me. No one will ever bring you to your absolute limit the way that I can. And whether you believe me or not, no one will ever make you wonder, what is it that I have to do to actually put this guy away like me.

So this Friday night, I want you to give me everything you got, because WE’LL be doing just that! #Dynasty #EAW #ThisFriday #InDaBag #PictureTHAT

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Dynasty Promo #4

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"This just about sums up my feelings about @DustinBranch & @KevinHunter. The only thing worst than having to deal with those two jackasses... again, is the fact that I have to do it in this backwoods town that's stuffed to the gills with dumbass, ignorant, redneck, haters, who think that 5 mbps is great internet speed #SMH. How does anyone expect a man of my standing, to tolerate being stuck in this town that must actually be the eighth circle of hell. If it wasn't for the fact that the number one contender for the New Breed championship will be determined in my Triple threat match, I'd have phoned in sick, that's how bad it is out here. Someone remind me to never work this town again. But at least being stuck here wont be in vain. For it is here in this lowly city, that I will correct a egregious error. Because here in bumfuck... I mean Biloxi, Mississippi, that I am going to kick the ever living shit out two of EAW's biggest piles of dog droppings.

First off there's Dustin Brasch,Professional Wrestling's answer to almond milk. A man who is so dull, bland, and boring, you'd find it more entertaining to watch paint dry. But you know what makes it worst? The undeniable fact that Dustin just can't cut it in the big matches. Oh sure, he was the last man standing in that Hell's Warpath, but who did he beat to win that match again? It sure as hell wasn't me, because that meth mouth smelling bastard Hunter, sucker punched me from behind, and screwed me out of winning. But if whoever reading this is just some head in the sand hater in denial of my greatness, then how about some more proof of Dustin being a fluke, I mean just look what happened to him after Rising Tide. He's been showing his true colors, and getting his ass kicked by Dynasty's A-list. And this Friday nigh, he steps into the ring with the man, whose name is at the top of that list. Dustin has failed to learn from his recent history, and even if he did, he's still doomed to repeat it. Because once again, live in front of the entire Dynasty audience, I'm going to leave him flat on his back, and staring up at the lights. #Guaranteed

And don't worry about me over looking you Kevin, someone linked me that cute video you and all the other members of the lollipop guild, and I'll be sure to remember it come Friday Night. You want to talk about beating up Rheagar, and Regulator. I've been there, and done that too many times to count already. And beating both of them before the bell rings for their match, I did that already too! You have a bunch of (small) group of people who hang on every word you say, and you claim that you are gonna be the man who wins this triple threat, You Kevin, are nothing more than a rip off my friend. Hell, the only thing you didn't try to steal (besides my followers, charisma, in ring talent, and general likability) is my Picture That catch phrase. Now don't get me wrong Kevin, I can understand you needing a role model, and hero to aspire to be like, but the fact of the matter is that that there is no way in hell that some filthy, greasy, grimy, exhaust huffing, held back three times in the second grade, asshat like you could ever equal one tenth of my greatness. So why don't you do both of us a favor, and get your own damn style, because imitation isn't the highest form of flattery, when it done by a jackass like you. If I were you Kev, I'd hop on that bike of yours, and run as far, and as fast as I could from the Mississippi Coast Coliseum. Because if you do show up this Friday, I will give you the beating of a life. One that not even your little boy band in leather pants can save you from. And after I'm done with you, the only wheels that are going to carry your ass out of the arena, are the ones on a stretcher! #F.U.S.O.C

This Friday night, live in front of a sold out crowd of MY followers, you two boys will learn first hand exactly why there is no such thing as better than Perfect. Because i am going to tear thru you, and every other rat bastard, son of a bitch who John Conning, and the rest of the board of directors,give the unfortunate situation,of having to go one on one with the greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. the Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, the #Hero to million upon millions of people from each and every corner of the globe. The Destiny of Dynasty, the Brightest Burning star that EAW will ever know, and most importantly, the future New Breed Champion (whether anyone in the back likes it or not), "PIcture Perfect" Mark Michaels! You dont have to like, but that just the way it is, #PictureThat #InDaBag #Dynasty #EAW"

Battleground Promo #5

*Monday, March, 7th, 4:45 P.M.

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"Fifteen minutes. That's how long I have to wait to go out in front of all my followers. Thousands of whom have traveled to dump they call Your, Pennsylvania, and millions more who will be firing up their televisions, and tuning in to Battleground. #SoCloseYetSoFar. Now I was think about sharing my thoughts about Fighting Spirt 2 (Check it out after battleground) But before I do, I wanted to take this time to make set the record straight for all of my haters; who might be getting carried away with with the thought that I won't be the one who gets his hand raised tonight! See as much as guys like Terry Chambers, Rex McAlistar, Daniel Marshall, and the countless other jackasses who couldn't scrounge up enough to equal half a brain cell between them, would like to think that I'm just some pretty face (which admittedly I am better looking than any other member across all three of EAW's brands) but they tend to over look the fact that there isn't another wrestler in this company who could ever compare to me.

Sure @DanielMarshall can pretend that he isn't a total rip off, but everyone knows who's the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. He can delude himself into thinking that he's the suplex master (or whatever he calls himself) but we know that there is only one man who has the Perfect combination of in ring skill, Amazing look, and unmeasurable charisma. So in just a few short minutes, he'd best to be prepared for a Grade A, except no substitutes, ain't nothing like the real thing, ass kicking, courtesy of yours truly. I can't wait till I'm done humiliating that off brand asshole, and collecting on a extra 20,000 bucks for my trouble #Win-Win

@TerryChambers You know what I can't stand? Bullshiters. And you Terry, are a bullshiter, plain and simple. See you come out here, and talk about who you're back in EAW because wrestling is you "Passion". But let's not kid ourselves here buddy, the only reason your overgrown ass is back, is because no casting director in their right mind, would ever be desperate enough to put you in whatever low rent, pile of horse crap that would end up straight to netflix. You talk about how you had a number one film, I say that you're role was kinda like your dick. It was so small, that if you blink, you missed it. So go ahead and brag some more Terry, because the more you build yourself up, the harder you are going to fall when you go toe to toe with EAW's true cross over star! Get ready to do what you do best Terry, make the real star of the show look good #StickToTheBackground.

And @RexMcAlister can you please keep any, and all comments to yourself. IT's not that I mind you looking like both a jackass, as well as a coward, but my followers keep telling me; that can't stand to hear; any more of the verbal diarrhea that spews from your mouth. Oh sure, you were nice enough to basically admit that I'm everything I'm advertised to be. But that doesn't change the fact that ran your mouth, and tried to slander my good name. Well that is something I'm not going to stand for pal. I'm going to make an example out of you Rex. I'm going to show everyone watch, what happens when you try to tarnish the image of Mark Michaels. I can't wait to pplant your head into the mat, and pin the next potential Interwire Champion. And furthermore by doing so, I will prove that without a shadow of a doubt prove that I am the psychical embodiment of Perfection, because like they always say, there is no such thing as better than Perfect! So keep on begging for mercy (not that it's going to do you any good) and while you're down on your knees; why don't you go ahead, pucker up, and kiss my ass!

In just minutes, all three of you overhyped, underdeveloped, hopless, piece of shit, clowns are going to get out classed, and embarrased by The Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, The Hash tag Hero whose legion of followers from every corner of the earth, have declared him to be their undisputed Social Media Champion. The Bastion of Battleground, the Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, and most importantly, the man who will without a shadow of a doubt; is about to become an extra twenty thousand dollars richer, Picter Perfect Mark Michaels! May the best man win (because I'm going to). #PictureThat #BattleGround #Monday #MNBG #InDaBag.

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Dynasty Promo #5

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"24 hours, if I were you @TigKelly I would try to savor every last one, because once they are up, I am coming to claim my property. #BeatTig #InDaBag #HappyNewYear2016 #NextNEchamp"

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(The Next Day)

The scene opens on the backstage at the Forth Worth Convention Center, inside a private dressing room. It's here that we find Super agent Johnny J. sitting down with his client "Picture Perfect" Mark Michaels (Dressed in his ring gear) before his showdown against

Johnny J.: "Mark you are moments away from what has to be the biggest match in you tenure of Dynasty Wrestling, are there any nerves at this point?"

Michaels: "Hang on one sec Johnny..."

Michaels quickly whips out his Iphone, opens the camera app, and hits the record button.

Michaels: "Hello, and happy new year to all my followers, I have no doubt all of you are just dying from the anticipation of getting to see me crush that cockroach Tig Kelly and be crowned the new National Elite Champion. And truth be told, I'm a bit excited myself. There's no better way that I could think of to celebrate the new year, than by bringing the National Elite Title belt back home with me, But just try to keep calm, and know that I'll stay Perfect! Peace out."

Michaels stops the recording.

Michaels: "Sorry 'bout that John, now to answer your question, no. I am totally ready for everything Tig will try to throw at me, and I will tell you right now that the only way he's going to retain the title tonight, is if he takes the cowards way out and gets himself counted out, or disqualified. There is no way in hell that he is beating me tonight, I guarantee it!"

Johnny: "I like the confidence, but how can you be so sure? I mean Tig has gotten the better of you on the two occasions you've met in the ring"

Michaels: " *SIGH, this again? Listen the last time Tig won it was a fluke. See he caught a lucky break, in a car wreck of a match, and after it was over and he got his title match, he got his ass whipped. Oh yeah, he talks about me being a revisionist, he likes to forget that he lost his big chance at House Of Glass, and if it hadn't been for him somehow weaseling his way into subbing for Carlos Rosso that night, I wouldn't even be facing his hater-aid guzzling ass. And if you're still somehow worried about history repeating itself john, Well just remember that tonight is a very different case from the other times we've met. Firstly It's just him and me this time. I don't have jealous losers that I have to team with, and there are no bottom of the barrel, scrub haters that to cost me my chance to win. Tonight, Tig gets my undivided attention, and the very best of Mark Michaels. And whats more. I am the kind of man that when the spotlight is the biggest, I shine the brightest, you get what I'm saying? When it's the main event, for all the marbles, I stand head and shoulders above the so-called competition. And considering the fact that it's me, and not Zack Crash, or Lucian Black, or Rhaegar, or Heart Break Pizza boy, or whatever his name is that's closing out tonight, I like my chances."

Johnny: "Okay, how are you going to do it?"

Michaels: "Johnny, you really have to ask after all this time together? I'm about as disappointed in you, as Chris Elite is in his proof reader. I'm going to do it the same way that i beat Angelo Brando, and then nearly carried his incompetent ass to the tag team championships. I'm going to do it the same way that I beat Regulator not once, but twice. I'm going to do it the same way I took Trent Yoder's flesh and blood, and turned him into my biggest devotee. I'm just going to go out there and do what I do best, be Perfect, and Whether it's a Screen Cracker to that ugly Leprechaun's face, or a Picture Perfect on his empty head, Tig kelly is going down in the middle of the ring one, two, three.

and if he doesn't respect me now, he will after I'm done embarrassing him in front of my millions, upon millions of followers. You know, the ones that have proclaimed me to be their HashTag Hero, as well as the Social Media Champion. I can't wait for the arena to erupt with their cheers when I finally put that over rated, under developed, punch drunk, pile of elephant feces, in his place. And in doing so, I will also cement my place as The Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, The Destiny Of Dynasty, and the Brightest burning star that Extreme Answers wrestling will ever know! And Tig Kelly who stayed in 2015, now tell me Johnny, can you Picture That?"

Johnny: "Oh yes, I certainly can Mark. Go get him, tonight's your night."

Michaels: "You're god-damned right it is!"

WITH THAT THE VIDEO FADES TO BLACK.

Dynasty Promo #4

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"Truer words have never been spoken than in this picture. It sums up everything thing I've ever had to say about my opponents. No, not just Tig Kelly, but every single last one of those jealous, envious, good for nothing, piles of dog crap that the world calls haters.   Whether it has been Trent Yoder, Angelo Brando, J.J. Silva (BTW you owe me a new glass selfie stick), Regulator, or any other member of the locker room that has ever tried to make a name for themselves at my expense, I've overcome each and every one of those pathetic worms.   Why? Because I am the single greatest athlete to ever step foot in a ring, that's why! I am the psychical embodiment of Perfection, and like I always say, there's is no such thing as better than Perfection!

But there are those who are propped up and placed on a pedestal, and have so much bullshit filling their heads, they actually think they can beat Extreme Answers Wrestling's biggest, and brightest burning star! Now in the case of my upcoming opponent Pig, Excuse me, Tig Kelly, I'll give him some credit in that he had a good year, what with beating an unprepared champion, getting thrown into an elimination chamber match because they needed another guy, and being over hyped to the point that it got him a few nominations at the EAW Award show this year.   But one thing he really hasn't done, is take the absolute best, that The absolute best has to offer. You see, yes it is true that me and Tig have crossed paths a few times this year, and yes he lucked out not once, but twice against me!    But he's never done it in a one on one match where he's had my undivided attention. Tig, it's a new day, hell it's a whole new year, and on January first the world will also see a new EAW National Elite Champion!

Now I know you like to think your a bad ass, but just because your father probably smacked you around whenever he was hitting the bottle, so basically everyday before noon, and your poor mother couldn't do anything except spread her legs like they were butter, doesn't make it so. Now judging from your typical Irish, it's easy to see that you grew up with some anger issues, but then one day you saw your first wrestling match and said to yourself,I wonder if becoming a champion in professional wrestling will get me laid? Usually it would but your so fucking hideous that no amount of gold will ever get a woman to sleep with you.

But hey look at the bright side, You get to be a crucial part of Mark Michaels' history. Yes, when I pin you one, two, three, in the middle of the ring, you will forever be known as the man that Mark Michaels beat to capture his first piece of championship gold in EAW. And what a day it is going to be, I can almost see all the likes, and retweets that my followers will be giving me. Oh what's that TIg? No one would ever be caught dead following your punch drunk ass on social media? Oh well, I guess it just keeps sucking to be you boyo.

And for all my followers in Forth Worth, I know it's been miserable living in that hell hole, but just know that in 48 hours your Social Media Champion (and the President of his social media team T.J. ~~Yoder~~ Michaels) will arrive in time for you to bask in the glory of him beating that ugly Irish bastard, and in doing so, become a champion who you can be proud to have representing you. A champion who is a Twitter Trendsetter, an Instagram Icon, The Destiny of the Dynasty brand, and the face of professional wrestling. And I owe some of it to you, my millions upon millions of followers. You weren't deceived by all of those jackasses who ran their mouths before, just like you're not fooled by some dumb irish asshole who's so full of himself that he's beginning to look bloated! I #ThankYou for all the support you have given me, and for making me the man i am today. Or to be more exact, the man I will be after this Friday night. #InDaBag #BeatTig #NextNEchamp #PictureTHAT"

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Dynasty Promo #2

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@TrentYoder take a good long look pal. This picture sums up the long and short of every single time we step into a ring together. no one, not you, not any member of the locker room, and not any of those haters who are going to be cheering for you just because much like you, it eats them alive to see someone who outclasses their back water, hick asses in every way possible, do as well as I have. I'm rich, I'm great looking, and I'm a self made man who has captured the hearts and minds of people from every corner of the globe. I'm saying this not to too my own horn, but for you to hopefully come to terms with your own pettiness. Because if not, it's only going to end up bad for you. Bad like how even when you try to sucker punch me, you the one who ends up staring at the lights. Bad, like how with the exception of one measly little fluke, I've beaten you in every match we've ever had.
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SRSly bro, think of T.J. on this one. With me guiding him, he'll go to the right places, meet the right people, wear the right clothes, and with time, people will forget that you're his father, and the sky will be the limit with whatever path he chooses in life. That's the kind of life I can give him. But let's say you show up this Monday night, firstly your in line for the biggest ass whipping the world has ever seen, because as much as i would love to stretch this match out, and pound you into oblivion, I've got a bigger fish to fry. So I"ll be finishing you off quick (But not so quick that I won"t enjoy seeing you squirm a little). And if by some odd stroke of blind luck you are able to to get one more fluke, it's ultimately your son who will end up paying in the long run. This Monday night I prove yet again that I am better than you in each, and every feasible way you can compare us, whether it's money, or fame, or who dresses better, or in ring skill, I win every time hands down!

This Monday Night I will prove yet again that You could never compare to someone who is as perfect as me, whether it's fame, or fortune, or who dresses better, and most obviously who is better in the ring, I win each and every time, hands down! And once I get through with you, I'm going to turn around and do the exact same thing to that Pudgy, punch drunk, Irish nobody Tig Kelly, and liberate the National Elite Championship form his sweaty, Jameson filled waist, much like I liberated T.J. from your jealous, envious, Hater-aid guzzling, ass!

And everything I do (or I'm about to do) only further demonstrates exactly why I am the Destiny of Dynasty, the Brightest Burning star that EAW will ever know, the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the #HERO, and most importantly The undisputed Social Media Champion. As well as the fact that I am single greatest athlete who has ever laced up a pair of boots (Which BTW will be leaving a permanent dent in your ass) and the only man in the entire wrestling world who has earned the right to be called Perfect! So be ready to say goodbye to T.J., because after the bell rings in Winter Park, he will officially belong to me, so Picture That! #BattleGround #Dynasty #EAW #InDaBag"

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Dynasty Promo #6

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"Can someone please remind @DonnyDiamond that no one has ever asked to be represented by a broken down, old piece of has been trash! Don't try and fool yourself Donny, you have never stood up for anyone in the locker room besides yourself. Now there's nothing wrong with that, but don't think for a minute that you can spin all the whining you do into getting a pat on the back for some dumb punk who wouldn't know shit from shinola about how thing work backstage. You talk about how diamonds are associated with greatness, but that's not you pal. You're more like a Cubic Zirconia. You try to pass yourself off as something with real value, but you're worthless when compared to the real thing. Just like how you are proven to be completely worthless anytime you step into the ring against me. You spew this foolhardy rhetoric about me somehow being a thorn in your side, remind me again how you got that title match at House Of Glass? because it sure as hell wasn't by beating me (or anybody for that matter) it was by being such an asshole that both TLA, and Tig Kelly jumped at the chance to beat your ass. and as far as me saying I'm gonna flush whatever is left of your career down the crapper, it's only because I think that your spot on the roster should go to someone who actually can make something out of themselves, instead of a washed up fool. Actually when I think about it the term washed up is too good for you, you're not a has been, you're a never were. As in you never were a threat to the National Elite Champion, you never were talented enough to earn a title match based on your skills, and you never were good enough to be a guy like me!

Oh, and before I forget, if I'm better suited for telemarketing than wrestling, than maybe you should take some of your own advice and see if you can get a job at McDonald's washing lettuce.

And @Regulator you saying Donny hasn't eared anything is like the pot calling the kettle black! since you've returned, I haven't seen one damn thing to justify all the hype you get. Yeah you beat DEDEDE, and he is one though S.O.B, but he isn't what he used to be (I know I was in the ring with him) and just to further prove the point, last week you got your ass whipped worst than when the Saints lose to the Carolina Panthers. I swear, I'm getting so tired of guys like you and Donny, trying to grasp and cling to the last straw of a career you have left, like how a guy on life support tries to cling to his last breath. And all you're really doing in the end is holding back the guys who are the future of this industry. Guys who are there to build up this great sport, not leach off it because of their supposed name value, or nostalgia, or false hopes of a comeback. You don't build up the business, all you do is try and hog the spotlight away from Guys like me!

That's right, ME, the one who deserves to have the people's attention, and admiration. Unlike that over privileged pile of donkey shit Angelo Brando, I'm too busy having his handmaid wipe his ass, and being told the shit doesn't smell to even bother trying to get the brand over. And Not like Lance "The Invisible man" Hart, although I can't say that him disappearing a few weeks ago is a bad thing, or even that anybody really cared enough to notice. And sure as hell not that dog ugly, chemically unbalanced, mentally handicapped, bald headed, Michael's Envy having troll, Trent Yoder. BTW T.J says hi ;-)

No, I'm the future of Professional Wrestling, and the reason the whole word will be watching this Friday night because of me. The guy whose millions upon millions of followers fill stadiums and arenas every week with people who dream of getting to see me live, and in the flesh. The guy who has made Dynasty a rating phenomenon with his presence alone. The guy who has made Dynasty strong enough to stand apart from EAW as it's own company, Me! the winner of the 2015 Selfie of the year award. And all my followers who have made me their #Hero, the Undisputed Social Media Champion, The Destiny of Dynasty, and Brightest Burning Crossover Star that EAW will ever know!

Now as far @TigKelly goes, I'm going to say good luck, and I'll be cheering for you in the Elimination Chamber. Because I am going to win the number one contenders match this Friday, and after Road To Redemption, I will be getting that National Elite Championship match, and it would save me a lot of time if the guy I'm going to beat is also the World Heavyweight Champion. so tell me Tig can you Picture THAT? #Dynasty #InDaBag #NextNationalEliteChamp"

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House Of Glass Promo #3

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"For those of you who don't get the picture I posted (Iconomy I'm looking in your direction) I'll spell it out for you. The two men pictured are Kobe Bryant, and Shaquille O'Neil. Together they led the Los Angeles Lakers to four NBA finals, and won the three of those back to back to back. But what's more interesting is the fact that they simply couldn't stand each other. There was a lot of animosity between the two, but instead of ripping the Lakers' championship goals apart, it actually helped the team win it all. See each night they played together, they we're also playing against each other to determine who was really the man.   That competition brought out the best in each man, and anyone who was unlucky enough to have to face them that night were left thoroughly embarrassed. What does this have to do with House of Glass you may be asking? It means that you don't have to like someone to win championships!

Yeah Angelo can't stand the fact that I pinned him one, two, three in the middle of the ring, and I can't really give much of a crap about whatever the hell he thinks about me. But Come this Saturday night, it won't matter who feels what about anybody else, because when you put the two most popular athletes who will do whatever it takes to win, they're going to be too focused on taking home the EAW Tag Team championship to stand around and bicker.

Bicker like the Iconomy who can't really seem to understand the fact that if you take the half of someone's quote that calls you top tier talent, you should also be enough of a man (Instead of a whining, little hater) to recognize that the guy who's making his FPV debut, is talented enough to automatically be entered into this Championship match. Oh BTW, JJ I heard everything you had to say (even though your voice is a few octaves higher now) and I've got to ask, if you despise me so much, and if I'm so beneath you, then how do you seem to know so much about my career here on Dynasty? ;-) I thought @MichaelsFanboy99 sounded like a name you would chose. But hey I can't blame you for wanting someone to look to as your hero. After all you're stuck with that idiot Guido who can barley figure out that there is no dispute over who the king of social media is (I proved my case once and for all last week) all there is, is a man who is going to prove to the world that you two bums should be mid-carders on shows at swap meets. What big boys did you beat? the only teams you've been able to hang with, are the one who I'm going to walk all over come House of Glass.

And Jack & David, the high rollerz, first 1993 called and they want their poor literacy back. I mean seriously, a Z? second you two blow every dollar you've ever made playing $2 keno in some run down, last resort, dive casino that only senior citizens, and crack whores visit. Then you happen to somehow manage to get contracts on Dynasty, and now two week since you debuted, you're getting at championship match on a FPV. And you say I'm the one who's sucking dick? Jack, David, I know you two must have run into some pretty bad bookies, but just because you two had to get down on your knee's, doesn't mean anyone else does. what makes you deserving of a title match? Hell, why do you even belong in this company? I mean you two suck so much I'm actually agreeing with the Iconomy on something. And what's the kicker? I finally found not one, but two assholes, who are lazier than Brando! What's the world coming to? #TheEndIsNear :-(    You know something, my grandfather used to sing a song that said you got to know when to hold, know when to fold, know when to walk away, and know when to run. I'd suggest you two start walking away right now because if you don't, I might just see to it that a few of the bookies you've pissed off find a few backstage passes to the Barclay Center this Saturday night.

Say anyone hear from the two "Legends"? The only thing the Savage Ryans are good for, is failing to live up to even the lowest of standards anymore. DEDEDE can hit spears all day, but with out a three count, it means nothing.

And the reigning Tag Champs, keep those belts warm for me while you still can.

At House of Glass you will all know exactly why my millions upon millions of followers have made me their Social Media Champion. You'll see that just like Kobe and Shaq, greatness can overcome teamwork any day of the week. You will see the man who will single handedly beat four of the best Tag Teams in the entire world today.  And you will get to see the Destiny of Dynasty become the EAW biggest crossover star that sports and entertainment has ever come to know. Because thru me we can heal the old wounds between the brands, and under me, The Face of all professional wrestling, Dynasty-A-W will become even more of a ratings phenomenon. now cant you just Picture that? #InDaBag #HOG2015 #TagTeamChamp

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"Wow, you know if google says it, it must be true. Yes just as my name has become synonymous with greatness and Perfection, Angelo your name has become synonymous with being a smug, snobby, loud mouth, buck tooth, little chicken shit who can't even muster up enough inside him to give a response. Do you think that if you ignore me that I'll just go away? Or have you finally decided to quit playing pro wrestler because the shit go too real for you last week? No, I know that's not it (even though all my followers wish it was). No, you're probably just too embarrassed to say anything, after all last week you went on and on about how I'm just a Brando clone, and that I'm only a D-list celebrity with no fans, no money, and no skills. Well this D-lister beat you and two other jealous, trolling haters last Friday! I beat Regulator so bad that he's off and running to find someone who can carry him thru the tag team tournament, and I once again whooped Yoder's ass so bad he's not even booked this week in his own home town #Heartbreaking #SorryNotSorry. So That just leaves you to deal with Angelo. Last time you got an appetizer of what I can do to you, this week you get the main course. You get me at my full attention, with no one to worry about costing me this match. Yes just like anyone who plays against the Detroit Lion, I'll be waling out with the victory (well more like speeding to get out of this hell hole of a town)

Oh, and before you even start with all that you're the best crap that you feed to your speech writer, and bring up all the photoshoots your father bribed your way onto, I want you to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror, and I want you to realize the mistake you made by thinking that you were in some form or fashion better then me. You're not, in fact no one is, because no one is #BetterThanPerfect. This is a lesson that I will teach you personally, Live on Dynasty. I'm going to make an example of you for all of the locker room to see, and then maybe I'll start getting what I'm due. I'll be getting more screen time every Friday, more Title Matches, and Dynasty will become the Mark Michaels centered program that it should have been since the beginning! Believe it or not, I am the Destiny Of Dynasty! And the face of the sport of Professional Wrestling. The only thing you'll be remembered as, is an obscure answer to a piece of Mark Michaels Trivia.

Meanwhile I will ascend to greatness as Dynasty's brightest burning star. The one who people from every city, country, and continent will hold upon their shoulders, as Wrestling Most Talented, Most Charismatic, and Most Athletic performer to ever step foot in a ring. Yes my millions upon millions of followers are the people who recognize me for the embodiment of pure Perfection that I am, and more, and more people join their number everyday. And with the support they provide me, I am unstoppable in my quest to sit on top of the mountain that is Dynasty as it's World Champion.

So come on down to Auburn Hills this week Brando, and make sure your entire crew is watching, from Your dim witted publicist, to your migrant worker maids, bring them all! Because this Friday night, It's going to be the last time anybody gets to see you around a wrestling ring! #Boots2Asses #InDaBag #PICTURETHAT"

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Trent take a good, long look. Yeah I know you're reading this right now, hell all of social media is reading this right now, I am the undisputed champion of all social media, because everyone in this whole world, they know that I am speaking the gospel truth when I say; you are in for the beating of a life time. You see, I know you're really intense, and that you're a bit koo-koo, but I also know that on your best day (which I'm guessing was last week) you could not put me away. Oh yes, you have a mark in the win column, but I am coming to rectify that situation, and belive me I can't wait to get the chance to do so. I guarantee that after Dynasty, I will leave you a beaten, as well as a broken man. How, You Might be asking? Simple, I am just going to walk put right in the middle of the Quicken Loans Arena, and do what I do best, be perfect. Perfect in my timing, perfect in my execution, perfect in my style, which anyone who's seen you dress knows you have none of.

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Yes Trent I've heard you say that material things don't matter to you but be honest, even if only to yourself. You and I both know you can't stand that I am everything the company is looking for when they start wondering who's face they should put n a poster to hype up the show. Meanwhile you're so repulsive that you can get a sideways glance from Stevie Wonder. That's why you want this match, and it's why you're so angry at me. You can't measure up to me in any way, shape, or form, so you try and try to knock me down to your level. Well let me tell you Trent, it ain't happening buddy boy because I know that just like Lebron James I am the MVP here in Cleveland (and the rest of the world for that matter) and that no matter what you throw at me, you can stop me from driving down the lane, and slamming down the rock for the win at the buzzer. I am greatness personified, and that just drives you crazy don't it?

I mean who could it not? I'm better looking, I have a nicer house, drive a better car, eat better food, I'm smarter, and I' also a better athlete, simply put I am #BetterThanYou in each and everyway. That's why our match is #InDaBag this Friday, so you better get used to picturing THAT! #DynastyWrestling #FoxSportsNet #ThisFriday

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