(The DCW logo flashes and video fades into an image of Maxwell Dachs along with his LA Security team.)

Maxwell Dachs: Top fucking kek GI. This fucking gook things he can actually claim beat me. Oh alright, matey. Whatever you say. If a man attacking you and beating you down means that you're a winner, then Kerry Keller's mom would be a world champion by now! And I know Dr. Eddie Cock payed Montell Smooth, may his soul rest in peace in heaven, to attack GI so that he would win. Because they all know that GI Styles can't conquer the sheer Intergalactic will power that oozes out of every moist pore on my body. But that is okay! I am the man who has gone against GI Styles twice and was never pinned or submitted by GI Suck! Now that is quite the accomplishment that only a man who is the Intergalactic Champion can be honored with!

(Dachs stands up, puts the championship around his waist and begins walking down the hallway.)

Dachs: And after I was shafted by not getting my victory. Now I'm being put on a virtual 3 on 1 match! With Chris Elite and two random jabronis! Hey, thats perfectly okay. Because not only will I be brining my security team, LA Security. I have a very special surprise. A sheer mountain of a man. A good friend of mine, who will more than do his far share of leveling the playing field in this extremely unfair match. I am bringing my good friend, Emanuel Markus. THE INTERGALACTIC MUSCLE. 

(Dachs stops walking, the camera zooms out to show an gigantic man standing next to Dachs. Emanuel Markus.)

Dachs: And I know Chris Elite is trying to spew out this garbage that I'm not the true Intergalactic Champion and that this so called "Icon" JJ Shillva is in-fact the champion. I just find this outrageous. Its simple, is Silva was the champion, why wouldn't he have this here championship that is around my waist. And if JJ Silva was half the so called champion he claims he is. He would face me inside the prison. THE INTERGALACTIC PRISON. Where he would fight me for the championship. And try to obtain it like a real man. AND EARN IT. HE NEEDS TO EARN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP! JUST. LIKE. I. DID. WOOOO!

(Dachs' team pats him on the back for his massive accomplishments throughout this year.)

Dachs: Then he goes on to claim that I am a "mineous" in an ocean. What in the blue hell is a "mineous" I honestly have no clue. Could he be talking about a minnow? Most likely. He mispronounced the word to hide the fact that he is the actual minnow. Because you see, Chris. You're in my ocean. And I'm not just a shark. I'm a fucking human. And you're a fish. I fucking eat little shits like you with tartar sauce. Instead of making this half assed shark analogies, Elite maybe you should be working on making analogies that are not only better, but more relatable.

(Dachs stops walking and continues talking.)

Dachs: I just love how this vanilla midget Chris Elite continues to deny my talent. Me. Maxwell Dachs. THE INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION. THE MAN WHO HAS BEEN NOT BEEN PINNED OR BEEN MADE TO SUBMIT BY GI STYLES OR BY ANYONE IN THE PAST TWO MONTHS.  YOU'RE TRYING TO DENY MY TALENT? MY TALENT?!? 

(Dachs calms down and takes a seat.)

Dachs: Really now, Elite. Really. You think the Leader of the Dachslemania movement shouldn't be let off the preshow? Honestly? C'mon matey. Shimmer me fucking timbers! What kind of talk is that? Are you fucking drunk? God lord. You're worst at judging the quality of talent then all of the owners of Dynasty! Good lord man. Get it together! You gotta get your head straight! Being insane isn't your gimmick! That's Keller's gimmick! Well maybe that is everyone on Dynasty's gimmick except for me. Because all of you dullard, Chris you can't see the the pure insanity of staying on Dynasty? Christ you, Chris. Understand this, there is a fine line between genius and insanity. However, if you can properly walk that line like you do, you can prosper! But an example of NOT walking that fine line is continuing to stay on Dynasty. Make the smart choice goys, like me. I'm working on getting me a well deserved contract on Showdown! In the worlds greatest promotion! EAW! NOT DYNASTY! 

(Dachs takes a swig out a flask he pulls out of his dress jacket pocket.)

Dachs: Just imagining staying on Dynasty any longer makes me sick. Thankfully I have a chance to prove myself to the superior overlords who run Showdown by decimating Chris Elite this week on (Dachs gags.) Dynasty. Yuck. You see Chris. Because between you and me there's no comparison. I'll beat you so bad you'll be left on Dynasty. Because to me you're merely just JJ Silva's bitch, you got less talent than The Franchise Demon! And to be honest, I'd much rather suck the flaccid penis of Michelle McGillislutty than Mr. 200%'s. Honestly what does the 200% mean? C'mon guys. Does it mean he has 200% more ovaries than me? What do you think boys?

(LA Security and Emanuel Markus begin to laugh and nod in agreement.)

LA Security & Emanuel Markus: Yea boss. You know it. Makes the most sense to us, boss. 

(Dachs laughs in agreement and the camera pans back and zooms in on the face of Dachs'.)

Dachs: Yea boys. That is what I fucking thought. This punk ass bitch has no chance at this. I think its about time, that Mr. 200% will finally fall to the just sheer unadulterated power of Dachslemania running WIIIIIIIILD BAYBAY! AWWWWH YEEEEEAAA!!

(Dachs takes a swig from his flask, once again.)

Dachs: Because  you see, there is a huge difference between Chris Elite and Maxwell Dachs. You see, Chris Elite settles for this damned to hell, Sodom and Gomorrah that is Dynasty. But Dynasty isn't enough. I want out of this shit show. I'm smart enough to see out of this shitty Dynasty show. I can see that Dynasty is just a failed project and idea. Much like DAF or WMW. It will fail. But unlike EAW and DCW, which are thriving. Dynasty and Chris Elite will fall in the face of adversity and like those before them. They. Will. Fall.

(DCW logo flashes and video fades to black.) 

☤Tiberius appears mocking Lucian Black by putting his fists together and flexing with a dimwitted expression on his face.☤

Grr, roar, I’m a punch you! I’m Lucian Black.

Weellllll, you best a stop talking about my board friends, or else I’ll, I’ll uh, I’ll punch you! I’ll punch Brian Daniels too.

I’ll triple it, so you’re punched twice. Uh, I might even go and a punch you more times!

Grrr.

☤Tiberius smiles and shakes his  head.☤

You must be fucking with me Lucian. You can’t be this bone headed. I don’t believe it. On top of it all, everyone on Dynasty Wrestling is equal? It’s that why some of us are paid more? Is that why some of us are champions? Is that why some of us main event week after week while others open the program?  I’d ask where my world title shots are then, since you and I are equal, but I know you’d get angry about “complaining” and get on your whole I’m a punch you shtick. In this world there are no equal men, no relationship of equal partners, there is only willful ignorance and basic no brainers like you. I guess for unity sake and the elimination for opening room for drastic disregard for those around us such willful ignorance is a good thing to push if you want to avoid trouble amongst the masses, but you don’t need to build such see through illusions for the two of us that are already foes, no reason for us to pretend that we’re equals when our goal is to put the other under. No, we can leave the false pretenses behind, I sure as hell don’t need your advice on this war to come.

This is a troubling era, everyone is loading their guns for when the time comes, I’m smart enough to know to be ready for this possibly non exempted war you claim is coming. Don’t you worry about me, I got this. Right now though, while the streets are panicked and the authority is struggling with power, I think it’s natural that a few heist masters like me relieve some of you more unguarded and troubled individuals from your valuables, both figuratively and literally. See for whatever reason, you’ve earned quite the reputation here on Dynasty Wrestling, a reputation that could serve my pockets much better considering I know how to use it much more efficiently than you do. It doesn’t matter how, I’ll have to scrape a little of that reputation of yours off your person and add it to my bag of goods here in EAW right next to my prized National Elite Championship. See this use to be just a championship and brought all the great perks a championship always did, but in this time of war I’ve come to realize that this big hunk of gold is quite the bargaining device and quite the attention getter when petty sides get all up in arms in some warfare amongst rich elites with nothing better to do with their lives than to play a dick measuring contest with each other. Zack Crash and the board of directors will tear you all apart trying to prove what the dominant faction is, and thus boasting themselves by owning it. Dynasty Wrestling doesn’t want to see me leave with this gold, and because of that my mere threat is making me the center of attention here on Dynasty and all you little people are hoping I am struck down despite the fact that deep down each and every one of you know that I am the best on Dynasty. Lucian, they call you their champion, but you’re more like their prized show dog that they can’t give up on yet because you’re one of the only creatures around that is completely submissive and obedient to his masters. You’ve been groomed to wag your tail and bark your threats without even knowing it, anything I say that exposes your masters frustrates you and react like domesticated pet protecting those that throw you a bone every now and then because you feel you NEED them. You claim you don’t take anything from a silver platter, but your actions prove otherwise, if that were the case you’d never allow yourself to be called Dynasty’s champion when you haven’t worn a championship for eons and you wouldn’t sit around making matches and match stipulations when you have next to zero managerial experience or merit in a position of leadership! A lot of the things Alex Anderson says about you is spot on.

You’re a bumbling fool who is several steps behind on the evolutionary stage that made us humans what we are today, you may want to punch each and every single thing that bothers you in sight, but you’ll eventually find that basic approach doesn’t serve much use against the slickest player in the game. Believe it or not, I’ve always had this big mouth of mine, so it’s not like I’m foreign to big guys like you thinking you can clock me into silence, I know that despite how tough you act you can go down just like any other man and you in no way decide MY future. My future is decided in the fog of dark alleys, the exact perilous place each man and woman know ought not be ventured because there might be someone out there willing to do harm for gain, and if I’m quick enough to do damage to those with the unfortunate circumstance of having no other choice but to pass by. You may have your fist and be Lucian Black, but I’ve got just the thing up my sleeve to send a sharp pain up your spine before you black out and I’m Tiberius Jones.

☤Tiberius Jones a cut throat motion and the camera fades to black.☤

Is bitching all you're good at, Tiberius?? Seriously, you must have a death wish or something. You know how much I hate it when people whine and complain. You've been constantly doing it on every single occasion you've gotten the chance to. You make me sick and THAT my friend is not good for you or Brian Daniels. Not good at all. You have no idea how badly I want to punch you in the face. Oh, but I am not just going to punch you, Brian and whoever gets in my way. I'm going to beat the living daylights out of everybody audacious enough to stand in MY WAY. You keep bitching and bitching and bitching you're starting to sound like Alex Anderson. Actually, you're starting to look to me like the next challenger for the Vixen's championship. Do you have any idea how hard I worked to get here?? I worked my ass off for everything I ever got. A contract, my first championship, my second championship, every award I have received thus far. Nobody ever came to help me either. I didn't have anybody to guide me through the land of elite. I was alone and I survived alone, ON MY OWN. It was me against the world. The odds were always stacked against me until I overcame them and made them my BITCH. i suffered too, more than your mind can possibly envision. I went through hell, but I made it back. All the tribulations and hardships that were imposed upon me, all those challenges I had to confront on my own I ultimately overcame. If you want to be a little princess and wait for a white knight to save you so be it. Do as you please, Tiberius. I really don't care as long as you keep that big mouth of yours shut. You visualize Vance Tybull as the only threat you're up against, but the fact of the matter is you're going to be facing dual threats come Dynasty. Vance Tybull, a man who despite being new to this has taken the pro wrestling world by storm. He has achieved things some dream of in such little time. I believe Vance Tybull is the future of this company, the next big thing. And I'm sure he still hasn't realized his full potential. And I.. I am a man who has had his ups and down. I don't think my career in EAW has been as successful as I hoped it'd be, as I expected it to be. However, I am still proud of the few things I have attained in my time in EAW and Dynasty Wrestling. I'm better than I have ever been, Tiberius. I'm on top of my game. And I don't want to sound cocky here, but I think I can go even further. I can reach new heights, heights nobody ever reached before. And I'm still young. A lot can transpire in the coming years. People will come and people will go but as long as I am alive I will be in EAW or Dynasty Wrestling because I love what I do. I love this more than anything in the world. I don't know if you will still be here, Tiberius.. I can't see the future, but I swear if you don't shut up you WON'T have a future. "All I see when I see Lucian Black is a guy who talks about silver platters, yet when a silver platter is placed in front of him he can’t even manage to take a bite without chipping his teeth on the meal for true beasts, like the big dog with little kitty teeth that he is!" Silver platters have been placed in front of me time and time again and I have ignored them, I have avoided them. Because I believe in hard work, in dedication. Two things you know absolutely nothing about. Every "big match" I have had at big events I have EARNED. I've experienced failure on innumerable occasions yeah, what's your point? Are you implying that because you've been more successful than me lately that I am beneath you? In Dynasty Wrestling nobody is beneath anybody and nobody is above anybody. We're all equal. I'm not going to tell you to follow me, but you have to pick a side eventually. I believe there's a war coming and nobody in EAW or Dynasty Wrestling will be exempt from it.

I'm not going to proclaim myself as the most deserving guy of leading this movement, Brian. Maybe there are other elitists who would have been more qualified for the job. I never doubted or questioned that. But I was the only one who offered to do it. I chose to be Dynasty's Champion just like anybody on Dynasty could have. Maybe I failed. Is that what you wanted to hear? I failed Dynasty. But I made a promise to myself the night of the demise of Dynasty as an EAW brand. I promised myself I would rectify my mistake. Somehow, some way I was going to step foot in the land of elite again and establish a honorable regime. I have yet to fulfill that promise. I've yet to avenge Dynasty, I have yet to avenge the Dynasty roster. But the clock is ticking, it's only a matter of time before anarchy REIGNS in EAW. I lost to Tyler Parker because I was fighting for myself. To materialize my own selfish desires. Parker was better than me that night, but losing to him taught me what I needed to learn to become a successful elitist, to achieve prosperity for myself and my family.Tyler Parker is constantly reinventing himself, constantly evolving as a competitor. When I said you didn't know him AS A COMPETITOR I was not lying. That wasn't a load of crap like 99% of the words you have uttered. If you know him as well as  you think you do you would know that. And you would also know that he is a self-centered egotistical son of a bitch.. just like you are. if you honestly believe I am going to allow you to walk all over me, to marginalize me you got another thing coming. I've been around almost as long as you have I don't need your advices, I don't need you to teach me a damn thing. I know this business like the palm of my hand. I'm sure you do too, but when it comes to experience or longevity we are pretty much even in that facet. I find it  funny how you act like you've never been unsuccessful at something in your life. The only reason you have been more successful than me in EAW is because you were always someone the management loved and deemed fit to represent their company. I on the other hand.. I have been the black sheep of the EAW family for a long, LONG period of time. But I don't mind being a black sheep, Brian. As a matter of fact I LOVE it.

I know you've led several different movements in different companies. Do you want me to congratulate you for that? Do you want me to applaud you? I'm a walking mistake, huh? I think i am going to cry. You think i give a damn what you think about me, Brian? Your opinion is completely irrelevant to me. Yeah, I have made mistakes, but I have rectified each and every single one of them. Which is what truly is important, what is significant at the end of the day. You have no right to judge me though. As far as I am concerned you're not god or anybody who possesses any authority over me whatsoever. Brian, I DARE you to say everything you've been saying about in the past couple of days to MY FACE when we meet on Dynasty Wrestling. I bet you won't have the balls to attempt insulting my intelligence then. I AM A FIGHTER, I AM A MAN OF HONOR and if my previous performances aren't a validation, an abstract certification of that then my performance this week on Dynasty WILL.  I'm not bitching about a damn thing. You have every right to say whatever you please. I don't have any problem with people expressing their thoughts like I previously stated. All I am saying is watch yourself. Be careful, Danny, because when the bell rings and the time for talking is over I will NOT hold back just because you supposedly respect me. I'll not hold back because you're radically smaller than I am. I'll not hold back under any circumstances. I'll fight tooth and nail to show to you exactly why I am the leader of this insurgency. I suggest you bring everything you've got, utilize every weapon in your arsenal. Your submission moves, your kicks, EVERYTHING because I am going to make everything you've got seem like nothing in comparison to everything I got, to everything I am going to bring to you and Tiberius Jones.

I'm starting to ponder on the fact that out of anyone given from the Dynasty roster... you're THE GUY.

Take my compliment lightly, because out of everyone who deserves to lead Dynasty as a brand; you're not him. You're not intelligent enough to lead - better yet motivate a roster that you ultimately failed, no matter which way you put it. Do you know why you REALLY lost to Tyler Parker? It wasn't about confidence, it was you living on false momentum, because you were hyped just enough to take a petty attempt at success. I mean look at you, coming head forward with such an ignorant and untruthful claim. Me? ME? Of all the people that Tyler's gone again, EVEN MR. DEDEDE. I don't KNOW Tyler Parker? Why exactly were you even given a shot against him in the first place? I don't even get how Tyler Parker was able to get past your simpleton thoughts, but if I must explain to you like a kid in grade school. I've known Tyler Parker since two thousand and ten. That's a good five years built up as friends, allies, rivals, whichever it may be. I KNOW TYLER PARKER BETTER THAN ANYONE ON THIS ROSTER. We've fought valiantly against one another over the years. And we've both have succumbed to losses to each other, while we've both have also obtained victories over one another. You make it way too easy, in what way was there ever going to be dominance inserted into a match with Tyler Parker, HUH? Maybe you're a little new to this, but not ever, will a fighting champion be dominated in his reign. EVER. It's about the skill you're bringing to the ring when you're facing such an adversary as Tyler Parker. And if you're too shortsighted to comprehend everything Professor Daniels is explaining to you, you might as well revive yourself as a flunky and drop out now. You should of just ended it at "Tyler Parker made me realize I would never become World Heavyweight Champion."... I can say whatever I want, correct? It's the given freedom of the United States and here I am delivering facts, while you've been living off the opinion that you're the only one capable to take up the position as leader. News flash, Black, not that it's that surprising - you're lying to yourself once again. I would know, I once built a movement... I was leading an army of unexpected followers.

Or maybe you're duller than I thought, because the leading candidates on Dynasty to lead, have either hopped ships... or are too overwhelmed to fix Lucian Black's mistakes. It seems as if you're entire career is transforming and experiencing off more than a handful of mistakes. You're a walking mistake right now, there I said it. I'm not wrong either. What do you think I am? Naive like you? I know there was no set up for me to earn this spot... I know there was no build up for this match. It was an offer that I had almost refused myself, I was on my way out of here. And Zack Crash kept me here a while longer, but if you really think that you're really "honorable" to stand in line for a shot at greatness, then you really are the most ill-advised elitist in Elite Answers Wrestling today. I keep avoiding the word stupid, because that may seem a little harsh to you. I have to send a clear message to you, otherwise it may not seem as understandable to you. If you're supposed to be a commander, leader of the rebellion... aren't you supposed to overcome the diversities set before you? You can save the crocodile tears about how you were screwed over at Pain for Pride by Quality Control and Zack Crash. You're supposed to be a FIGHTER, A MAN OF HONOR. And did you in anyway prove that then? Nope, you were overpowered by a lesser force. You don't see me using the fact that I've been snubbed time after time as an excuse, but you're a man to find an excuse and live off it like a leech. It's not an opinion, it's a well known fact. You do moan, you do cry, and you've been complaining this entire time about how I criticize you. You're all brute and no brain, so what's a monster if it's not perceptive enough to kill and not be killed? I mean take one good glimpse at you, not that I support Zack Crash in any way shape or form. Do you actually know what you're rebelling for in the first place? I don't know if you have been here the last few years, but this place has been nothing more than corrupt. Cry me a river if you're unable to handle that for years, but you're also representing a brand as a whole that's been the prime source of corruptness. I don't care if you're on the winning side or losing side at the end of this, I just really want you to know what you're doing in the end. You should be glad you're out of this company, that you're already ridding yourself from Zack Crash. Why continue to egg him on, Black? You're better off doing your own thing, without EAW there to support you. Do us all a favor... and keep your stupidity out of this company.

Us? WE?!!

I don’t reference us and we…….enough?!

I wonder why.

I mean when GM Cleopatra and Christopher Corrupt did everything to screw me over, including injuring me so I couldn’t wrestle in a championship match, it was MY problem. Tiberius Jones has to survive on his own, I even had to fight for a full time contract here.

When Kevin Devastation and his horde of monsters of the week were targeting me yet again no one ever came to help. Tiberius Jones has to retire the big bad hall of famer with power all by himself.

I came into this company suffering, back then it was me.

Then all of a sudden I’m champion and people are suffering, now it’s WE! It’s US!

How about no, it’s still ME!

Just like you all use to like it. I’m not Bill Withers, don’t lean on me.

Let’s be real down to the nitty gritty, none of you REALLY care about one another. Zack Crash proudly stated he was the devil almost a year ago, he has brutalized people and abused powers for months, yet as he destroyed people no one has ever done anything about it to the point of it being a “WE” problem. It was only when the board of directors got in your heads, after they got brutalized by Crash, did any of you decide to fight together. You’re just a bunch of puppets. The board of directors know corporate America 101, privatize your gains and socialize your losses, when it’s YOU getting your head caved in its up to YOU to solve it while they count their dough, but when they need a bail out everyone needs to come together because it’s a group effort! Then comes politics of blacklisting different thinkers and putting power towards those who represent their twisted cause, this is supposed to be about wrestling and entertainment, not some political circle jerk, the board of directors clear interference and preference in our wrestling matters is unprofessional. Some of you take this as a lot of “complaining” but it’s more so an explanation as to why I stand for myself and do not take the board to be any better than that twisted man they’re up against.

Now Tybull, I’ve never met a man who wasn’t self-serving, myself included, it always led back to self-interests. Help others, to get to heaven. Feed the poor, to make yourself feel good. Corporations do charities all the time to enhance their public image. Do a good at your job, to get that promotion or because you have too much pride to do a bad job. This inability to work in a team mindset you have of me might be due a misconception in how you don’t know why I attacked Jacob in the first place, sure I hated him for costing me my chance at being King of Elite, but it was a mutual hatred Jay and I had, it’s not like Jaywalker randomly bailed me out of trouble. By the way, YOU don’t have to worry about Jaywalker because you and Jaywalker have no history. I can fulfill my end to a give and take just as much as the rest of you, you talk a lot about what happened at the Grand Rampage but you seem to completely ignore the fact I gave up my chance to wrestle in the main event of the pinnacle stage of our industry when I gave my Grand Rampage spot away to Jaywalker. You don’t comprehend that I at the very least gave Dynasty, a brand I’ve never liked, a chance simply because Jaywalker has an admiration for it. For my best friend Joseph Anubis, to be reunited with my family and to act on the orders of the J-Dynasty founder, I’ve given a lot. The fact of the matter is, I don’t consider you, the board or any of these stupid fans to be worthy of me being in a give and take relationship with me! You people have never appreciated how much of a smooth operator that I am. When someone like Lucian Black fails Dynasty people have the audacity to call him Dynasty’s champion, all while none of you ever praised me for defeating the Interwire Champion while representing Dynasty Wrestling. It’s always critique after critique because I’m made of a different mould than the rest of you. Again, this isn’t a complaint, it’s just an explanation, and I honestly don’t need any of you so it’s fine if you disrespect me, just don’t act like no love being returned to you is some sort of odd occurrence that comes from nowhere.

What mould am I? I was born to indulge in all that is enticing, I’m the type of person who has to take the prized jewel behind a glass case, even if I have to navigate masterfully through laser security systems. Honestly I’m not scared of Crash’s forces one day ending my career like the rest of you, because they can’t grasp someone as slick as I. I’m the type of person that anyone can see that I’m a go getter and a face everyone knows is meant for big event posters because I’m going to deliver on my perfect visage being there.

All I see when I see Lucian Black is a guy who talks about silver platers, yet when a silver platter is placed in front of him he can’t even manage to take a bite without chipping his teeth on the meal for true beasts, like the big dog with little kitty teeth that he is! How many more big matches is this big guy going to have on FPV and how many more is he going to lose? Lucian Black claims that I’m all talk, but I’m the one with a championship. He walks around like he owns the place, but when’s the last time Lucian has won a big match? I still remember the grave travesty of Lucian’s ugly mug being on the Road to Redemption poster, having his face be on billboards like he is the next big thing, yet by now Xavier his fellow poster boy has already lapped Lucian with two world title reigns since then. His biggest victory in recent memory is when he defeated now hall of famer Kevin Devastation on FPV ages ago, which is all well and good as GREAT moment, but he beat KD, I retired him. I sent Kevin Devastating retiring with tears in his eyes and a sob story for the EAW populace.

All these hype artists have really gotten to you Tybull, your ego is out of control.  I wasn’t thinking of you when I mentioned Mayweather and Ronda alongside King James, you may have a streak but they’re more like me and Lebron because we know what it’s like to be champions! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me! I’m not letting it slide this time Tybull, see when you said you were Extreme Enigma the entire world, including me, thought you just had a slip of the tongue and I accepted your sort of apology later as meaning you weren’t that full of it. But now that you try to draw parallels with supernovas that have become staples and faces of their sport today, I realize that deep inside you is a hidden conceit you try to keep away from the world as you create some silly humble exterior. Next thing you know if your arrogance keeps going down this route, you’ll think you’re better than those guys, you’ll think you’re actually on MY level as a performer and that’s just down right crazy. But alright Tybull, let’s just wager now and in the future you and I will see who reaches that level of superstardom in EAW first and whose apex is higher at the end of our careers as we soon split apart. I for one think, you’ll miss me when I’m gone from Dynasty, deep down you know I’m your ultimate opponent. I’m the reason you wear sunglasses in doors like you might run into a star that’s too bright. I’m the reason why you can have all the streak and hype you want, but still just be another challenger.

Remember that Tybull. You’re just a critic upset over how I operate, another guy in line to fight for what I have. I’m the star you revolve around, I’m the champion with the championship you dream of.

What makes you think you can do what Alex Anderson, Mr. DEDEDE, Psycho Brody, Jacob Senn and myself couldn't do? Huh, Brian? Tyler Parker isn't an adversary you can easily establish dominance over. To beat Tyler Parker you have to KNOW Tyler Parker. And I mean knowing him as a competitor. Your over confidence will ultimately be your downfall. I was way too confident as well and look what happened. I was unsuccessful... But to be perfectly honest? I'm kind of glad I lost that match. I'm glad because I learned so much from defeat. I became stronger, I was REBORN as a true man of honor. Tyler Parker made me realize I would never become World Heavyweight Champion if I I didn't fight for what was right. I fooled the EAW universe, I beguiled them into thinking I was a man of honor and I paid the ultimate price for my actions. I lost one of the biggest matches of my career. That made me understand. That made understand everything. I think now that I am truly a man who fights honorably, who acts honorably I can finally attain my life long dream of becoming a champion of the world. I have what it takes now. But I don't want a world title, I don't want everything I have ever wanted just yet. Not until the threat Zack Crash represents is neutralized. Say I'm illogical, say I am bipolar, say I am hypocritical you can even say I am a terrible leader. Anything you want to say just say IT. People can say whatever they like. But I just don't get why some of you are mad at me for being the leader of this movement. It really makes no sense at all. I CHOSE this, anyone could have chosen this as well but nobody else had the balls, the audacity to do it. Nobody did because they feared the repercussions they could have faced, they feared Crash and his people. Too bad I don't have any weaknesses. Or at least I feel that way. I feel like I'm bulletproof. Like I can do anything right now. And I sure as hell can. And the first thing I am going to do is rip off that beard of yours with my bare hands and then break your face. And spear you and superman punch you and spear you and superman punch you and spear you until you stop breathing. You talk why too much, Brian. I have failed, yeah. I'm not ashamed to say that. I have been unsuccessful when I have needed to be successful the most. But losing to Mr. DEDEDE? Losing to Tyler Parker? helped. It helped me transform, experience the metamorphosis that made me the man of honor I am TODAY. Nothing is really certain, nothing is set in stone. You don't KNOW if you will be able to dethrone Tyler Parker until you do. I wouldn't have accepted this opportunity if I was in your shoes, Brian. Not while knowing there is a long list of elitists who earned that title shot, who are more worthy of it than I am. You're the product of a corrupt establishment. If you're not with us you're evidently against us. And that's a shame, Brian because I thought you were smarter than that. I thought you were a man of honor like myself. I'm deeply disappointed.

You haven't accomplished anything to earn that shot. There, I said it. I'm not wrong. You've done nothing to be worthy enough to compete for yet another world title. All you did was LOSE at Pain For Pride. You've literally done nothing ever since. Now you're asking me what have I accomplished to be worthy of a title shot. Honestly? the same as you, nothing. But I'm not the one who got handed that title shot it was you. And even if I was given one for doing nothing like you I wouldn't accept it. I can't be a world champion in a promotion ran by a jackass. I've been assessing the situation I'm in and like I said earlier I don't want any world title shots until I am done with Crash. I can't live, I can't breath or eat or even sleep with him around destroying Elite Answers Wrestling. I killed Dynasty? That's the stupidest thing I have heard in my entire LIFE. First off, Dynasty WRESTLING is alive and well and secondly if anyone attempted to kill Dynasty it was Quality Control and as you probably already know they were unsuccessful. The resurgence of Dynasty as it's own identity is living proof of that. These Dynasty elitists respect me and despite the fact you and other EAW guys think they shouldn't they do because they acknowledge my hard work for EAW AND Dynasty Wrestling. They know I have busted my ass for years. And they know I tried my damn hardest at Pain For Pride. I did not envision Zack's lapdogs coming down the ramp and stick their nose in my business. Otherwise, Dynasty wouldn't have "died". I'm not moaning, I am not complaining. I never do any of that. When I don't like something? When I am feeling dissatisfied with something? I PUNCH THAT SOMETHING IN THE MOUTH REPEATEDLY UNTIL I GET MY WAY. You don't consider myself worthy of leading Dynasty to the golden age of professional wrestling, you don't think I am deserving enough of leading this movement and perhaps you're right. Maybe I don't deserve that honor, that privilege BUT I CHOSE THIS. Nobody else wanted to. Not your tag team partner Tiberius Jones, not Jacob Senn, not Alex Anderson not even the current reigning World Heavyweight Champion Tyler Parker. Nobody in Dynasty was audacious enough to represent our brand at Pain For Pride. I hate to repeat myself, but I am speaking the truth. I was even called stupid for wanting to start this movement, for wanting to represent Dynasty. You're not tearing anything down my friend. Vance Tybull and I WILL tear EVERYTHING YOU and your partner have built for yourselves, not vice versa. Dynasty Wrestling will prevail and so will HONOR.

*The camera shows a pit bull barking loudly, looking like he was ready to strike without regrets. He is thrown some dog food and eats it. As he eats it, a voice is heard.*

Eat well, young soldier. 

*The camera zooms out to show A-Will squatting down next to the pit bull, smirking. He then stands up, looks at the camera, and begins to speak.*

The most dangerous dog in the world is the one that has been made that way by a human, and we only need to look at the pit bull to see why. A hundred years ago, the major job of the pit bull breeds was to guard the home. Specifically, they kept watch over the children, even babies, and they often did it unsupervised.

Me and Trent Yoder, we are the pit bulls of Dynasty. We prey on weaklings like Tyson Michaels, RJ Max, and Mark Michaels. A normal human would be outraged by being on the pre-show of Dynasty, but that's where the line stops. The Dark Horses don't get angry at the tiny bits of life because, before the time comes, we already conquered it. RJ Max and Tyson Michaels, we already conquered them and they will soon be left for dead this friday.

These two aren't dominant forces like me and Trent. Two weeks ago, I competed in a match against an over-confident Chris Elite, whom contradicts himself every second and that makes him a hypocrite. He's lucky I don't find out where he is right now and leave him left wherever he is for a bystander to find because I've got more important things to focus on. Last week, I was forced into a tag team match against former champions. It was shown on national television for the whole world to see and I had Christopher Corrupt and Jacob Senn right where I wanted them, begging and pleading on their knees, but, for once in my life, I tried to do something nice for a change and present Triple Z with an opportunity to gain recognition, defeating those two rejects in the process, but he failed. I should have ended his life on the spot, but there was a voice inside my head saying, "Let him live to see another day, A-Will. His time to perish will come." Now, this week, I team with someone that is a force to be reckoned with, someone who thinks like me. As the saying goes, "Great minds think alike." That makes for a destructive and dominant tag team and that is what we're going to be this Friday, but Trent is working overtime. Michaels, Max, you're time is approaching. However, you will not be the only ones experiencing extended torture. Your friend, Mark Michaels, will join you.

What can be said about Mark Michaels? Based on the trash that comes out of your mouth, you're nothing but a pretty boy that doesn't know anything about this business and really doesn't have a clue about the wonders of sense. You idiot, I'm not even from Cleveland. If you made an effort to research using today's advanced technology at your fingertips, you'd know that I'm from Memphis. You see, this is how it works. You shut up, get in the ring, and get embarrassed by Trent. I will be in his corner, but don't underestimate him because he has someone capable of making you see the fiery depths of hell in his corner. He is insane and I didn't waste my time by just going out there to be on tv. When the Dark Horses are against you, the odds are as well. I can tell that you're instilled with fear. It's ok. That's the side effect of facing us. We'll help you overcome your fear.

*A-Will looks at the ground with a smile on his face and looks back up slowly to face the camera and speaks.*

Three hopeless souls, one concrete stone.

*A-Will laughs in an evil way and the dog starts barking viciously as the camera fades to black.*

(Dynasty Wrestling is hosting a wrestling event inside the 5,500 seat facility with Carlos Rosso having dispatched of a local talent in about five minutes. After the match, Carlos beats at the opponent until he limply rolls out of the ring, leaving him and his manager in the ring whom is asking for a microphone.) 

Mao: Dayton, Ohio....How'd you enjoy that ass-kicking, huh? 

(The Crowd lets out a cheer as Carlos grins while standing in a corner of the ring, putting a towel over his head and leaning against the ring ropes a bit.)

Mao: It's a shame EAW has such foolish management in Zack Crash. Believe me, my client and best friend would LOVE to be entertaining you on Showdown, Voltage, or Battleground....but because of issues that are out of control, Carlos and myself can't be there. But that's not to say that we have not noticed a LOT OF THINGS that have made the both of us angry as hell. And poor Carlos, he seems to not be in much of a talking mood today so it falls back on me to articulate some of these things to you the DYNASTY UNIVERSE.

(The crowd lets out a loud cheer before pausing.)

Mao: First of all....It doesn't seem that the grass is truly greener on the other side. We came to Dynasty hoping for opportunity to perform for you, against the strongest of competition that EAW has to offer. We want to have Carlos go against the Mr. Dedede's, Tyler Parkers and Alex Andersons of the world, but it seems like they want us to face lesser known individuals and a certain National Elite Champion who would rather bite people like a rabid animal and win by COUNTOUT instead of wrestling in the ring! 

(The crowd boos a bit even as Mao gestures for them to be quiet so that she can continue.)

Mao: And even further...we have a situation where Zack Crash, for whatever reason, can send HIS CHALLENGER, Brian Daniels to OUR show and try to have him take OUR Belt away from us? Do you guys think he should be allowed to do that?!

Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 

Mao: Didn't think so. We really have no recourse in that matter. As much as I'm sure the EAW Board Of Directors want to do something, at the moment they cannot. Maybe when the smoke has cleared after MSM, we'll have something better to do. And by something better to do I mean beating the crap out of whoever the World Heavyweight Champion is on whatever show they represent! As most of you are all aware, it's pretty hard to find a World Champion with the balls, the will and the HEART to step into the ring with Carlos. Tiberius Jones, the National Elite Champion, doesn't seem very interested in wrestling my client. Aren Mstislav and Zach Genesis, the Pure and Interwire Championship holders respectively, DON'T want to wrestle my client again after the savage, vicious, ruthless beating he gave to them and seven other men at Pain for Pride, where he had the match won before that little sneaky bastard Jamie O'Hara won the Cash in the Vault. You don't hear about Devan Dubian or Xavier Williams wanting to battle this man standing right here. Carlos would even deign himself to bless the tag team division with his presence once more....but Impact and his little ring rat would probably go hiding almost instantly, let alone if he finds a tag team partner worthy of teaming with him, a man of equal skill! And most disappointing of all, our World Heavyweight Champion Tyler Parker continues to ignore us.....

(Mao pouts a little bit while looking at the crowd as they boo; Carlos simply stands there in the corner, yawning a bit.) 

Mao: But that's okay. Sooner or later, somewhere is going to allow Carlos to wrestle for a championship once again. It's not going to be some convoluted scramble. It's not going to be some multiman ladder match or elimination chamber or Big Japan & W*ING Crisis Big Born Deathmatch or whatever the hell Dynasty or EAW can come up with. It's going to be one on one, man to man in the middle of the ring....and I have to say this because no matter how much it's been proven no one believes this....

THERE IS NOT A SINGLE MAN IN EAW OR ON DYNASTY WRESTLING THAT CARLOS ROSSO CANNOT DEFEAT! 

Mao: Speaking of Dynasty, there happened to be a little bit of theft. Eclipse Diemos...another man that my client beat the hell out of at Pain for Pride, JJ Silva...another YOUNG BOY....and after Pain for Pride we all know how Carlos feels about beating the hell out of Young Boys like Silva, right? And Chris Elite....someone that my client and I have known for a long time...someone who Carlos has trained with, wrestled against many times before....of all the people involved in this travesty that took place, we figured HE would have been one of the last people associated with this. They STOLE something from TLA that he worked his ass off for. He never complained, never bitched, he was given an opportunity to shine and TOOK IT, Winning the New Breed Championship! And what's more....unlike the likes of Zack Genesis, Tyler Parker, Aren, The Mercenaries, and other so-called champions here who pick and choose who they want to defend their championships against....TLA CALLED OUT ANYONE WILLING TO FIGHT! And the three of them jumped him. They beat up this “La Pantera Sexual”, a guy that I actually like as a person. I wouldn't date him or trust him with my film career as far as I could throw this arena...but a guy that I respect a hell of lot. While my client may not have the same viewpoint as to Mr. TLA's likability he DOES respect any man who has the balls to call out anyone from any promotion in existence. My client doesn't like thieves either. Chris, You are playing with fire. Not from TLA, but Carlos Rosso. If you and your band of merry little men don't return that championship belt to TLA, bad things can happen. If it were me, I'd just say....meh, not my business. Carlos doesn't think like that. He believes that when you disrespect a Championship in the manner that you and you friends have...it deserves a severe beating with equivalent or superseding levels of disrespect, pain, anguish and humiliation in return! 

(The Crowd claps and cheers a bit before Mao decides to take a seat on the ring canvas.) 

Mao: With all of those other controversies going on though, some of them affecting Carlos directly, others not necessarily so, all we can do at this point is focus on the present and immediate future. As much as my client would love to be beating the crap out of Xavier Williams, Devan Dubian or Tyler Parker right now, ESPECIALLY Tyler Parker right now, he will not have the opportunity to do so. Right now, we have to focus on the task at hand. That task is a pretty unique one in a Mr. Tig Kelly. 

(Suddenly someone from the back is coming out to tell them that their time is up and the show needs to continue. As soon as the young man is on the ring apron, Carlos abruptly kicks him the face, sending the arena into a frenzy of cheers. Mao makes a face as the young man falls to the arena floor an unconscious heap, wincing a little before deciding to continue as Carlos returns to his position in the corner.) 

Mao: As I was saying before that brief interruption, Carlos is going to be facing a Mr. Tig Kelly this Friday night. While Tigger does bring up a fair point about being a bit different than the many, many wrestlers who have fallen under the might of his fists, I would like to relay to Mr. Kelly on behalf of my friend Carlos that he GIVES NO FUCKS IF YOU ARE DIFFERENT OR SIMILAR to his previous opponents. He will BEAT you when he faces you. You know, there are some weeks where Carlos can get a little obsessive about training, film study, things like that. He likes to know tendencies. He likes to plan things. For you however, I don't think Carlos particularly sees much to scout that's of interest. After about 15 minutes of watching your matches on the independent circuit and MMA and all that other stuff, Carlos has come to the conclusion that you are simply too slow, too weak, and too predictable to beat him in the middle of the ring. I don't share that assessment....I actually think you're a fantastic wrestler! Carlos, however, doesn't feel that he needs to respect you. He didn't call you a Young Boy, but it was pretty close. I think “unimpressive” was the most polite thing said. But...there's something else I think you need to know, Mr. Kelly. 

(Mao makes her way towards the side of the ring where the entrance ramp is set up, Carlos glancing over in that direction before looking into the crowd.) 

Mao: We saw your little “press conference”. For some reason, you seem to have a legitimate problem with me. I didn't make the match for you to face the Man with the Worst Personality on Dynasty and probably the entire planet. I don't care about what you said to be honest. I'm used to people saying what they're going to do to Carlos and more often than not wind up coming embarrassingly short in those endeavors but it's the imagery that doesn't sit well with me. You think wearing masks with my name on them isn't something that I wouldn't fucking NOTICE? Do you think it's cool to insult or attempt to intimidate women!? Let me tell you something you Irish prick, I may look like some “pretty face” or some bimbo, but guess what, I have some boxing experience myself and I would be happy to punch your lights out if you even think of putting your hands on ME! Carlos thinks that I'm overreacting a bit to this and maybe I am, but if you think I'm just some figure head you're out of your mind. I have been traveling across the world with this magnificent athlete standing in the corner over there for nearly four years now. I've seen him win championships, lose championships, barely have enough energy to stand after working out. I've done everything in my power to help him become a better wrestler to compliment the decent human being (Turning to Carlos for a moment) Sorry, C, but you're not as big a douche-bag as you play up for the cameras sometimes. Honestly, I usually just keep quiet and stay in the background, but it's someone like YOU who brings the fire out and pisses me the hell off! So Carlos gave me the floor after he won his match to say whatever I wanted to say about whomever I pleased. 

(Carlos yawns again as the audience applauds once more.) 

Mao: You talk about mediocrity if you're trying to be “complete”. I think you misunderstand the philosophy that we have. You are never going to completely master one facet of anything in life. Fighting, cooking, whatever. No matter what it is, you're not going to be perfect at it. When we say that Carlos aspires to be the “Most Complete Wrestler” in the world, we mean exactly that. His submission game? Check. Talk to a few of the boys in the back who have tapped out to him the last few weeks and months if you want verification on that. His striking ability? On par with anyone in the company, even those who have boxing, muay thai and other experience. His wrestling? C'mon....he went to a dojo where the sole purpose of existence from sun up to sun down was learning how to beat the shit out of people! Just because someone aspires to be “complete” doesn't mean they neglect assets of their game. It doesn't mean that they can't take themselves to a high level in all things. Do you think a decathlete is the master of all their events? Do you think they are the absolute best in the world at specific things? No. But they still call them the Greatest Athlete In the World if they win the Gold medal for it, don't they?  Our point to you, to be short and sweet about it is this: 

Whatever weaknesses you perceive in Carlos are your own. He has NONE. 

Mao: Oh...one more thing. To the whole baddest man, thing? That's fleeting. No matter how bad, how tough, how hard-ass you are, there is always another one coming. Same thing about being a champion. You can win it a lot of times, but does that really mean you do anything of note? It just means you lost and won it a whole bunch of times. Our plans are a bit higher than piling up title reigns. We want to have A reign, or to use proper wording THE reign. The reign so dominant, so vicious, so successful, that one reign by itself will stand up and be remembered as clearly as anyone with two, three, four, five, or six reigns has ever done. Do you understand what we are saying to you? 

(Suddenly, Carlos steps out of the corner, snatching the microphone out of her hand as Mao looks at him rather upset.) 

Carlos: I'm going to show you the depth of difference between us. You are going to find out how “mediocre” I am when I TAKE YOUR “O” away from you. You've disrespected my friend, you've mocked me openly and you are going to tap out or be knocked out. I'm not going to rise to the top of Dynasty or the wrestling world this week, but my foot is going to rise to the top of your head and concuss you. I'm not even particularly angry yet, but the more you and I talk, the more I'm getting the feeling that you need to be taught a lesson or two on how to conduct yourself in my presence. Now.....some of you are probably familiar with how this goes. For those who aren't, please just follow your neighbor.

Carlos Rosso is..........

Crowd: ICHIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!

And everyone else is?

Crowd: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

(Without another word, Carlos drops the microphone as he and Mao exit the ring and arena, “Money Power, Respect” by The LOX blasting over the speakers.) 

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Trent take a good, long look.  Yeah I know you're reading this right now, hell all of social media is reading this right now, I am the undisputed champion of all social media, because everyone in this whole world, they know that I am speaking the gospel truth when I say; you are in for the beating of a life time. You see, I know you're really intense, and that you're a bit koo-koo, but I also know that on your best day (which I'm guessing was last week) you could not put me away.  Oh yes, you have a mark in the win column, but I am coming to rectify that situation, and belive me I can't wait to get the chance to do so.  I guarantee that after Dynasty, I will leave you a beaten, as well as a broken man.  How, You Might be asking?  Simple, I am just going to walk put right in the middle of the Quicken Loans Arena, and do what I do best, be perfect.  Perfect in my timing, perfect in my execution, perfect in my style, which anyone who's seen you dress knows you have none of. 

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 Yes Trent I've heard you say that material things don't matter to you but be honest, even if only to yourself.  You and I both know you can't stand that I am everything the company is looking for when they start wondering who's face they should put n a poster to hype up the show.  Meanwhile you're so repulsive that you can get a sideways glance from Stevie Wonder.  That's why you want this match, and it's why you're so angry at me.  You can't measure up to me in any way, shape, or form, so you try and try to knock me down to your level.  Well let me tell you Trent, it ain't happening buddy boy because I know that just like Lebron James I am the MVP here in Cleveland (and the rest of the world for that matter)  and that no matter what you throw at me, you can stop me from driving down the lane, and slamming down the rock for the win at the buzzer.  I am greatness personified, and that just drives you crazy don't it? 

I mean who could it not? I'm better looking, I have a nicer house, drive a better car, eat better food, I'm smarter, and I' also a better athlete, simply put I am #BetterThanYou in each and everyway.  That's why our match is #InDaBag this Friday, so you better get used to picturing THAT!  #DynastyWrestling #FoxSportsNet #ThisFriday


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If you don't tap, you snap... I kept to my word.

As I'll keep to my word when I specifically say that I'm going to be the one to take away what Tyler Parker cherishes the most; the World Heavyweight Championship - one of the most prestigious, if not the top notch championship in Elite Answers Wrestling. I'll do what many names have failed to do; Alex Anderson, Mr. DEDEDE, Psycho Brody, Jacob Senn... and then there's you, Lucian Black. I don't want to go off the deep end here, due to a strong feeling of mutual respect for one another. But you've forced my hand, the same hand that did not tap out to Starr Stan. You have to be one of the most illogical, bipolar, hypocritical elitist that I've gone up against in many, many months. I've blatantly expressed my love for exploiting weaknesses, exploiting what the enemy leaves vulnerable to strike. And you're making this way too easy for me, you know that? WAY. TOO. EASY. I guess that's how it felt when you weren't able to successfully obtain the World Heavyweight Championship, TWICE. I'll say it AGAIN, TWICE. You can take every little jab at my failure to capture the Answers World Championship, but at least I'm assured in utilizing my second chance. Something you're clearly unable to do, or have been able to do with the longevity standing at your. You know who else had longevity standing at their side? Devan Dubian, but at least he was able to take up years of disappointment and turn his dream into a reality. I bet you're seething... I bet that hostility you're feeling toward me is all that built up, but if you assume that one punch will make up for all of it, you're wrong. I want you to stand in my boots, I want you to look at this situation from my perspective for just one moment. You see an opportunity in the air, then it's suddenly offered to you. You tell me if you weren't still in Elite Answers Wrestling, that some other brand was chopped off the block... that you wouldn't accept the convenience of being offered to compete for any World Championship. I know you, Lucian Black, I used to be you... I can see the world from your eyes. I know how you've succumbed to desperation. But to tell me that I haven't accomplished anything to earn this shot? You're wrong.

It wouldn't be a first time hearing that, would it? I've achieved absolutely nothing, coming straight from your personal beliefs. Tell me, Lucian, what exactly have you achieved as well? Do you think you're worthy enough to take my place in facing Tyler Parker? Let's look back on your career lately, why don't we? I've already mentioned how you've had all the momentum in the world to overtake this company by completing your Cinderella story... but what did you do? You choked, you choked on your promises. You devoted your entire life to being one thing... and that's the World Champion. Would you say after taking loss after loss would line you up for a chance? No, no, let's not even fixate our attention on those matters... let's redirect our attention to the man that's to blame in the first place. Sure, Zach Crash is the walking devil of this company, he's become the scum of this company, as much as I hate the guy - that doesn't pinpoint all the blame on him. Does it? No, it was a match that was cut in thirds, each was given the equal share of victory, but of course only one would succeed. I don't see how you're even brave enough to represent Dynasty as a brand itself, when you're the one who killed it. I may be stepping into hostile grounds on Dynasty, but I don't see how anyone who's apart of the Dynasty brand can muster up any portion of respect for you. I bet you're too busy moaning and complaining about how this is Zack Crash's fault; to see it in a whole other way, the truthful way. "Oh, boo hoo! Zach Crash is corrupt, Zach Crash is mean, Zach Crash is evil!" Save it, I couldn't careless about Zack Crash and I couldn't careless about your dispute with Zack Crash. I'm here for one thing, to prove a point to myself. And you? You've been trying so hard to prove a point... have you yet? I haven't seen it, if you think you have. You're supposed to be the commander of Dynasty, lead it back into the promise lands; yet I don't even consider yourself worthy enough of a title as precious as that. You know my partner? Tiberius Jones? I bet you're wondering why he chose EAW over Dynasty, right? All the abuse and disrespect this man has suffered... someone who would of suited better as a leader. I can't blame him, but then I could also say the man that I'm facing is even more worthy than yourself. He's been carrying Dynasty on his shoulders month after month. He's represented Dynasty at it's finest and I somewhat do feel terrible for having to be the man to tear down everything he's built for himself. And I feel awful for being the man that has to make the valid point and put you in your place, Black, I really do. But if I'm to set an example and you're standing in front of my way of doing so. I'll do what has to be done, no matter how the odds are stacked against me in this match; walking into enemy territory and having Tyler Parker aid you as the special guest referee, none of this matters to me. What matters to me is - the fact that Dynasty won't prevail again. EAW is about to walk right in and embarrass Dynasty once again and it's going to be all your fault, Lucian, all of it.

Tiberius Jones... If I were you? I would quit bitching before someone knocks your teeth down your THROAT. Believe it or not, I actually liked you. I liked you until you started bitching. If you are half as good as you think you are, as you claim yourself to be you wouldn't be bitching about the hardship, the tribulation that has been imposed upon you. Instead you would embrace this opportunity and fight tooth and nail to make the best of it, to overcome the odds. If you think about it.. Tyler Parker as special guest referee is a factor that negatively affects my team more than yours. Tyler Parker and I aren't exactly bffs. Brian on the other hand.. last time I checked he and Tyler were pretty close. You claim the board has been treating you unfairly ever since you spoke your mind on Dynasty and honestly you don't know what being treated unfairly even feels like. You don't know what unfair treatment is. You bitch about facing two "large guys" like myself and Tybull, but at Pain For Pride I faced men much larger than me, more experienced than me in some aspects and although I was unsuccessful at accomplishing what I was aiming to accomplish, I didn't stand in the middle of the ring bitching like a little girl because it was unfair. I seized the moment and I did the best I could. I wasn't afraid of Hades or Hellion, I am NOT afraid of them or anybody for that matter. I hope you do the same, Tiberius.  For once I hope you can actually do more than just talk crap like a bitch without backing it. Hopefully you will face us like a man and not like the bitch you're acting like. You wanted an opportunity? Well, you finally got one. You're facing two of the best on Dynasty Wrestling GIVE US ALL YOU'VE GOT AND PROVE TO THE BOARD EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN MORE OPPORTUNITIES. Although, I'm pretty sure if you would have earned the opportunities you constantly ask for you would have gotten them... Nowadays, people expect to get handed everything on a silver platter.Whatever happened to hard work? Most guys these days think they deserve the world. Everyone thinks they are the best, that they should be the ones representing Dynasty Wrestling as it's champion, but they don't work for any of that. Jones, you want a fight? I'll bring the fight. Scratch that, I will bring you and Brian a war.

Speaking of Brian Daniels he must be sick or something because I haven't seen him around here in quite some time. I understand he just lost a world championship match at Pain For Pride 8. He must be feeling down. But he shouldn't. He gets more title shots than anyone in EAW or Dynasty Wrestling. What exactly did you achieve to become the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship? I don't know why I am even asking. I mean, isn't it obvious? You've achieved absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, I respect you, Brian. In fact, I was happy when it was announced you were going into the hall of fame and when you won your first world title as well. You totally deserved those accolades nobody is questioning that. But, Brian, the fact you got handed that title shot makes me want to punch your face even more than I already do. But let's forget about title shots or who is deserving of them and who is not. Alright, I'm completely avoiding the fact you got that title shot before many other worthy elitists now. And I still want to punch you really, really bad. I'm sorry but I am not sorry. You're apart of Zack Crash's little army of shameless ass kissers. I guess that's why I want to punch you so badly.

This isn't a revolution, this is more than a revolution. What started the week after Pain For Pride 8. Not just Dynasty is apart of this revolution all of the EAW universe, the Showdown roster, the Voltage roster you can all be a part of this too. Crash MUST be overthrown that is the only way EAW will be what it once was. United we can do it. Together as one we can attain everlasting prosperity for the land of elite. Crash thinks he has it all figured out. He thinks he knows what he's doing. He thinks he has won the battle and he probably has.. but the war has only just begun.

*In a strip club somewhere in Tampa, Florida, sitting at the bar, GI Styles is no longer stoically moping around after his carer, Dr. Eddie Hawke, but now seems to be enjoying himself, even if he does seem to be paying more attention to his drink over the girls in the background. As the scene begins, he is busy talking into a phone*
 
GI: So, I’m actually impressed that you got Skip to appear for me…I thought that bastard wanted out as quickly as he wanted in. Well, I guess if there was anyone to persuade him, it would be you, wouldn’t it? …Yeah, yeah. Look, I’ll put that last loss up to a lack of preparation. Trust me, dad. No-one who thinks that teaming up with Chris Corrupt would be a good idea is ever going to be better than I am, with or without a slump. …Yeah. I’m not sure why I thought you would know who Corrupt is. I mean, fuck. I barely care who he is, and I have to wrestle him. Anyway, if that’s all you wanted to talk…Oh. He hung up. Rude cockstain.
 
*As GI puts his phone in his pocket, he leans back and starts smirking to himself*
 
GI: You know, I bet this is shocking to a lot of you, isn’t it? Not only is GI Styles talking again, but he’s happy. And I’ll admit it, on the surface, I don’t have much to be happy about. Yeah, I managed to beat Dachs, but I only beat him on a technicality. Yes I got into Montell’s head, but he put me spine first into the canvas, so I’m not exactly taking a break from my string of losses and misfortune which has plagued me since my most inglorious of returns. But through thick and thin, there is always one thing I tell myself. When things look their worst, as far as people like me go, things always get better, and all it takes is a positive slant for you to get back on track. Yes, I know that sounds ridiculously sappy, but just hear me out a bit here.
 
You see, I needed a pick me up in the biggest possible way, and with the way my mind has been over the last four months, I figured it was time for me to return the favour. So, I went back and thought “Where did everything start going wrong for me?”, and one of the first instances was my match against Montell Smooth many months ago. In this match, I had victory at my fingertips…Then I let it slip away from me. I had my Deadlift Suplex ready and raring, but Montell’s dreaded Pounce was not laid upon me that day. No, instead I was rolled up and lost in a very unfulfilling fashion. Now, you may ask what this has to do with anything…But really, with my head being all sorts of messed up, I wanted to make someone else feel the same thing I did. The emptiness of a hollow defeat, the feeling of complete helplessness, the agony of being helpless to control your own destiny…So I chose my target, and tried to play mind games on Montell…And it worked. It worked really well, if we’re being honest with ourselves. Yes, Montell did get me good with that Powerbomb of his, but the way I see it, where Montell won a single battle, I am winning the war so far. At the end of the day, the books will say that Donny Diamond defeated Montell Smooth, and that GI Styles defeated Maxwell Dachs. But beyond that…Now I know that I am inside Montell’s head, and for me that is all I really wanted. To finally gain some control in an uncertain world. To finally dictate my own path, rather than follow the path formed for me by another. To be the same GI Styles who was on the precipice of making it to the big time…Before I fell short…
 

*GI’s smirk immediately dissolves into a solemn frown, as he immediately waves off the camera. Sitting there for a few seconds, he shakes his head and begins to leave the bar in a somber march, without saying another word. The feed then fades to black*

Dynasty 7/24/15 – Promo #2

Vance: I think I’m going to get sick if I have to smell the bullshit that comes out of Tiberius Jones’ mouth again. I’ll give you credit, TJ, you’re a silver tongued devil, but as convincing as your words seem they’re all just bullshit at the end of the day. You know it and I know it. It’s all part of the game you play. It’s a bit obvious when you begin comparing yourself to the likes of Floyd Mayweather and Ronda Rousey, considering I have more in common with them than you do. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ronda Rousey exploit a technicality to retain her title, in fact the reason she’s such a revered champion is the dominant fashion in which she disposes of her opponents… sound familiar? Letting somebody punch you is not the same as letting somebody have a shot at the championship. I never asked you to lay down for me, I asked you to fucking fight me. Mayweather doesn't just walk out of his fights half-way through because he decides he has better things to do. Why? Because he knows all that would prove is that he's a giant bitch. Do you want to know what champions are really made of? Hard work and dedication. They don’t try and skirt around it, they tackle it head on. That’s what being a champion means, that’s the entire purpose behind the titles they bear, is to be proof positive that they are without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest at what they do. And you are great at what you represent: thievery. That title you hold is not a title for thieves, it is a title for people who wish to properly earn what they accomplish. You do not cheat on a test in school and try to pass yourself off as the biggest genius in the class, because yes while you may have still gotten 100% on the test, that doesn’t mean you actually grasp the material covered. Just like you do not apparently grasp the true spirit of what we do. Thievery may have its place in the world, but pro wrestling is not that place. You do not get to decide what that title represents or how to properly defend it any more than a swimmer can decide to win a gold medal in the butterfly stroke heat with a backstroke. The only way you've gotten away with it is because you've been able to sneak around things for far too long. You don't care enough about what that title represents. You do not belong here as our champion.

But I suppose that’s the whole crux of your argument, eh? You just don’t care about what we think. You are doing this entire reign on your own terms! Great! We get to the root of the issue and we see that Tiberius Jones is nothing more than a self-serving manipulator. I don’t think you’ll argue with that TJ, would you? I mean, you’ve made it pretty clear. You’re leaving Dynasty because YOU feel like YOU have been held back by Dynasty management. YOU feel like YOU aren’t being treated the way YOU feel YOU deserve to be treated. I’m seeing a lot of “you” in there, and not a lot of “us” or “we.” The fact of the matter is, I didn’t take up this cause because I felt like I was being held back by Zack Crash. I was very successful under Zack Crash, actually. Undefeated, even; and the inaugural winner of the Extreme Enigma Elimination match! I took up this cause because I didn’t feel right watching other people be forced in to failure. The difference between Crash and the Board is that the Board isn’t a single conniving mad man bent on success through profit that he’s become blind to all other issues that go on in his company. The difference between Crash and the Board is that the Board of Directors hasn’t sent a glorified SWAT team in to force you to lose your championship. Maybe you’re not happy with the Board not setting you up for success, but they’ve never set you up for failure like Crash has tried to set up so many others. How long before you or I don’t fit Crash’s “vision” anymore and we’re tossed aside like trash? How long before “I didn’t receive the proper shot I wanted, so I lied” turns in to “I didn’t receive the proper shot I wanted, so I lied, and then Crash found out and promptly ended my career by sending his goon squad after me,” TJ?

You can try to spin this to fit your victim card and the whole “TJ is tired of being held back for doing nothing wrong” as much as you want, but you know it’s a fucking lie, the bullshit just reeks off of it. You're allowed to get away with blinding another competitor scot-free but you're the victim here. You're such a victim even though you have Jaywalker's entire circle as back-up whenever things get rough for you. I mean look what happened when this whole thing with Jacob Senn got a little too heated for you? You passed the problem off to Jaywalker - who still apparently couldn't put away a guy who's too pussy to even shave his own chest because he's afraid he might cut himself. When will the bullshit stop? You have a former World Champion as your partner this week, how you fare with him is completely up to your attitude; and I for one don’t doubt Tyler Parker’s ability to call this match down the middle, either. It was your choice to leave Dynasty anyway, so don’t sit there and pretend like we’re obliged to kindly show you the door on your way out and give you a parting gift as well. If you want to bat for the opposing team and you want to leave Dynasty behind, then go. Good riddance. We don’t need people like you with sub-agendas on our side anyway. But siding with EAW makes you an enemy of ours, and that means you too will be targeted for helping perpetuate Crash’s tyrannical rule. All that does is it gives me more incentive to punch your teeth down your throat this Friday. It’s an opportunity I’m relishing in being able to seize.

I too had to make my own opportunities, just like pretty much everybody else here has to inevitably make their own opportunities. I just didn’t need to lie, cheat and steal my way to success, I simply stood my ground against all comers and won, and didn’t take no for an answer. And it seems like my method is working considering you offered me a shot at your championship, which is what I wanted in the first place. Yes, it may be management’s job to make the title matches, but your attitude is what shows me that you don’t deserve to hold that title. When you say stuff like “I don’t have to” or “that’s not my responsibility” it shows me exactly what kind of a man you are. You’re the kind of man who’s content to sit on an empty legacy. You’re the kind of man who cares nothing about what you can do to raise the prestige of that title and make your mark as one of the great champions – all you care about is what the title can do to raise your own personal prestige. You’re tarnishing that belt and everything it stands for, and while that may be your right as the champion to do so, it’s my right as a challenger to pursue you until you can’t turn around without seeing my face. All your bullshit spewing means is that I’ll be that much more dogged on my pursuit to usurp that belt away from you… yeah, that’s right, I said “usurp” and not just “take.” Guess this “caveman” must have read a few books while he was locked up. Oh wait, hold on that’s still only two syllables. Fine, let me try again… On Dynasty, you are going to receive the most gargantuan beating of your lugubrious existence. Your beat down will have you pontificating on your choice of occupation. Perhaps you should worry a little more about valor and a little less about fiduciary abundance.  These words any better for you, oh suave, debonair one? Note the sarcasm. I don’t use big words that aren’t “longer than two syllables” because I prefer to talk like a real fucking person and not some conceited, self-important asshole.

Speaking of self-important assholes, this reminds me of something. Do you remember what happened when that self-important asshole Jacob Senn ruined our match for the National Elite Championship? I’m sure you do, since I haven’t let you forget it since then. But do you recall why that ended up going down the way it did? Because somewhere way before that at the very beginning of all that, you left Jacob Senn’s Grand Rampage dreams heaped among a pile of snakes when you pulled one over on him and Jaywalker attacked him. This is what happened when Senn declared well in advance that he was going to end you at the event. So tell me, why the fuck would I declare my intentions to you in the same exact fucking way and expect you to not pull of some similarly dirty shit? I’m not fucking dumb, buddy. I’m not playing into your hand doing your games. I’ve always played by my own rules, and I’m not changing just to appease you. Don’t worry, that title won’t be leaving Dynasty with you, it’ll be coming home with me. Just like Dynasty will be taking home the win in the main event on Friday. And the exact reason why you think it won’t happen is the exact reason why it will: because you – just like every other person who felt the heel of my boot on their throat – think you have me all figured out.