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 Topic: EAW Promoz! | showster26
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| Search in: EAW Promoz!  Subject: EAW Promoz!  March 17th 2016, 1:33 am | Dynasty Promo #4PicPerfectMichaels has uploaded an image:
PicPerfectMichaels left a comment:"This just about sums up my feelings about @DustinBranch & @KevinHunter. The only thing worst than having to deal with those two jackasses... again, is the fact that I have to do it in this backwoods town that's stuffed to the gills with dumbass, ignorant, redneck, haters, who think that 5 mbps is great internet speed #SMH. How does anyone expect a man of my standing, to tolerate being stuck in this town that must actually be the eighth circle of hell. If it wasn't for the fact that the number one contender for the New Breed championship will be determined in my Triple threat match, I'd have phoned in sick, that's how bad it is out here. Someone remind me to never work this town again. But at least being stuck here wont be in vain. For it is here in this lowly city, that I will correct a egregious error. Because here in bumfuck... I mean Biloxi, Mississippi, that I am going to kick the ever living shit out two of EAW's biggest piles of dog droppings.First off there's Dustin Brasch,Professional Wrestling's answer to almond milk. A man who is so dull, bland, and boring, you'd find it more entertaining to watch paint dry. But you know what makes it worst? The undeniable fact that Dustin just can't cut it in the big matches. Oh sure, he was the last man standing in that Hell's Warpath, but who did he beat to win that match again? It sure as hell wasn't me, because that meth mouth smelling bastard Hunter, sucker punched me from behind, and screwed me out of winning. But if whoever reading this is just some head in the sand hater in denial of my greatness, then how about some more proof of Dustin being a fluke, I mean just look what happened to him after Rising Tide. He's been showing his true colors, and getting his ass kicked by Dynasty's A-list. And this Friday nigh, he steps into the ring with the man, whose name is at the top of that list. Dustin has failed to learn from his recent history, and even if he did, he's still doomed to repeat it. Because once again, live in front of the entire Dynasty audience, I'm going to leave him flat on his back, and staring up at the lights. #GuaranteedAnd don't worry about me over looking you Kevin, someone linked me that cute video you and all the other members of the lollipop guild, and I'll be sure to remember it come Friday Night. You want to talk about beating up Rheagar, and Regulator. I've been there, and done that too many times to count already. And beating both of them before the bell rings for their match, I did that already too! You have a bunch of (small) group of people who hang on every word you say, and you claim that you are gonna be the man who wins this triple threat, You Kevin, are nothing more than a rip off my friend. Hell, the only thing you didn't try to steal (besides my followers, charisma, in ring talent, and general likability) is my Picture That catch phrase. Now don't get me wrong Kevin, I can understand you needing a role model, and hero to aspire to be like, but the fact of the matter is that that there is no way in hell that some filthy, greasy, grimy, exhaust huffing, held back three times in the second grade, asshat like you could ever equal one tenth of my greatness. So why don't you do both of us a favor, and get your own damn style, because imitation isn't the highest form of flattery, when it done by a jackass like you. If I were you Kev, I'd hop on that bike of yours, and run as far, and as fast as I could from the Mississippi Coast Coliseum. Because if you do show up this Friday, I will give you the beating of a life. One that not even your little boy band in leather pants can save you from. And after I'm done with you, the only wheels that are going to carry your ass out of the arena, are the ones on a stretcher! #F.U.S.O.CThis Friday night, live in front of a sold out crowd of MY followers, you two boys will learn first hand exactly why there is no such thing as better than Perfect. Because i am going to tear thru you, and every other rat bastard, son of a bitch who John Conning, and the rest of the board of directors,give the unfortunate situation,of having to go one on one with the greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. the Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, the #Hero to million upon millions of people from each and every corner of the globe. The Destiny of Dynasty, the Brightest Burning star that EAW will ever know, and most importantly, the future New Breed Champion (whether anyone in the back likes it or not), "PIcture Perfect" Mark Michaels! You dont have to like, but that just the way it is, #PictureThat #InDaBag #Dynasty #EAW" | | Topic: Dynasty Promoz! (Section closed, promo under EAW Promoz!) | showster26
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| Search in: EAW Promoz! Subject: Dynasty Promoz! (Section closed, promo under EAW Promoz!) October 23rd 2015, 11:08 pm | House Of Glass Promo #7PicPerfectMichaels has posted and Image: PicPerfectMichaels left a comment:"Well look what the cat dragged in. Finally the hungry, motivated DEDEDE decided to show up, you know I was worried that I would have to deal with the timid, Mid-life crisis having, yellow line painted up his back, version of DEDEDE. You know the one who's flushed away his legacy, and has fallen from the status of legend (Actually myth is more like it) by hanging around for too long, and not stepping aside and letting those who are truly the icons of Dynasty take their rightful place. And all the while his ego is stroked by Ryan Savage acting like a yes-man with a school boy crush everytime he says thing like "DEDEDE is the best." and "Me and him will stand side by side on top of the mountain." that's how deluded Ryan is, after all his time in this great sport, he still thinks that there's room for two at the top. Sorry to burst your bubble pal, but if you would wakeup, you'd realize that only one man can ever be called the man in EAW/Dynasty. Only one can be known as the greatest professional wrestler of all time, and at house of glass only oone man will stand tall over your fat ass as he holds the EAW Tag Team Championship up high for a whole world's worth of followers to see. 2,000,000 users like thisPicPerfectMichaels has posted an Image: PicPerfectMichaels Left a comment:"Now before @Heart Break Girl starts yammering on and on about how I say only one "Man" can rule all of professional wrestling, I only meant it in a broad sense, so calm your pretty (again not literally, just metaphorically) little head, and tell Y2 over there that he doesn't have to take up for you with another hour long rant. SRS none of my followers want to hear you run your mouths about "Equality" , especially when everyone know it's HBG who wears the pants in that relationship. Don't even start with your "all I needed was Y2Impact to show me the way" bull crap. Let me ask you something, what's going to happen if (more like when) Impact ends up back on the disabled list after House Of Glass? How many miracle recoveries could he pull out of his ass? Will you once again become the scared little weakling you were (and probably still are)? Will you try and replace Impact with yet another false idol? Who would have you as a follower? Try and convince yourself about how you don't need anyone else, because everyone can see it as plain as the highlights in your partners hair, that you do. Come House Of Glass I'll personally show you how much of a pathetic worm you still are by taking those tag team championships!"5,000,000 users like thisPicPerfectMichaels has posted an image: PicPerfectMichaels left a comment:"And now on to the Jack asses, I mean High Rollerzzzzzzz. Sorry, I got so bored of your attempts at humor and dozed off there for a second. So I was just thrown into this match huh? It's not because I am the superior athlete I am, or the fact the I am The Brightest burning star on Dynasty, or the fact that I've had you know More than two matches! And if I remember correctly, last Friday a former Dynasty Champion, as well as the current National Elite champion didn't have opponents, so if all this is just random, than why am I not facing them? I'll tell you why, It's because I am the man who can single handedly win those Tag Belts from those so called Extremists (even though the only thing that's extreme about them is the amount of crap that's in Y2Impcats hair) even when I have a dunce like Angelo Brando as a partner! BTW the only reason I call you two shit, is because it's the closest thing to what you guys are in the ring. 15,000,000 users like thisPicPerfectMichaels has posted an image: PicPerfectMichaels left a comment:"Another day, another opportunity for Chris and JJ to demonstrate just how foolish they are. Chris, you and JJ need to stop crushing so hard on each other, and the mercenaries, and Mr. DEDEDE (SRS what with everyone wanting to get with this guy?) and start focusing on actually winning. I mean in the time since your formed the Iconomy, what have any of you accomplished? for all the hype, what has JJ Silva and Chris Elite actually done? Now I know you want to turn my words against me, but even there you fail. See, I have millions upon millions of followers all over the world, and they do thing like watch whatever program I'm on, and buy my merchandise truckloads at a time. They have declared me their Social Media Champion, in addition to each of them making me their own personal hero. You two just sort of waddle out there with your goofy looking eyepatch, and your crappy hair do, and just meander, not just in the ring, but on the microphone as well. Guys like you are the reason #SMH exist." PicPerfectMichaels has posted an image: PicPerfectMichaels left a comment:"In just twenty four short hours, fans in Brooklyn will finally get to see a Champion be crowned in the Barclay Center. The support I receive from my followers the whole world round, will lead me (and that putz Angelo Brando) to Victory in the Tag Team Glass Gauntlet match. And when I have my arm raised in the match that steals the show tomorrow night, it will be the most hash-tagged moment in history. There will be retweet of retweets of how I single handedly defeated four of the best teams that Dynasty could offer. And that victory will officially make me the biggest crossover star that Dynasty-A-W has ever, and will ever see! And this is all because I am exactly what I say I am. I am the Destiny Of Dynasty! I am the Brightest Burning Star that this sport has to offer! I am the (soon to be) Face of all Professional Wrestling, and what makes me all of these things is the fact, that I am absolutely PERFECT! And like I always say, there is no such thing, as better than perfect. So High Rollerz, Savage Ryans, Iconomy, Mercenaries, and even you Angelo, You all better Picture That! #HOG2015 #TagTeamChamp #InDa Bag" 50,000,000 users liked this. | | |
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