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Post November 14th 2015, 12:07 am by Stephanie Matsuda
Showdown Promo #3

“Feelings”

(Cloud walks outside of Mexican Samurai’s building, her arms across her chest. Her facial expression is quite flustered, with her eyes barely looking away from the ground. As the cold November air picks up, she begins to shiver and soon regrets not taking her jacket with her. She finds a nearby bench in an isolated area to sit down. Checking her surroundings, she pulls out an Eris LeCava action figure she found upstairs and places it beside her.)

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I never did this before, so bear with me Chibi-Eris (sighs while laughing). I figured if this kind of ‘therapy’ worked for her, I thought ‘hell, might as well give it a shot.’ I’ve had a lot of things on my mind lately like this tag match with Haruna, where I stand with Ariana, and my position in EAW, the Hunter family’s ordeals, and…my new friendship with Cailin. And oh yeah, that little moment with Samurai didn’t help either! I don’t know how you do it Chibi Eris-chan, but you manage to keep smiling through your feud with Madison. Even before that you’ve kept a ‘can-do’ attitude. I know I’ve developed a reputation with a similar outlook towards life, but as of lately…I don’t know. Don’t get me wrong, I love wrestling. Being here in EAW with the best in the world has been a goal of mine since the company has become number one in the industry. Maybe I’m letting personal feelings cloud my judgement…no pun.

(Long sigh)

It’s easier said than done to just simply say ‘stay focused’. This is an industry where you don’t simply go home and leave the world behind. It follows you wherever you go, even post-retirement. Once you’re in, that’s it. The world will judge you based on how many titles you’ve won, who you’ve beaten, and whether or not you’ve shocked and awed the crowd in the process. I have a loyal fan base; the CloudNation is stronger than ever, but…

(Stares up at the cloudy night sky)

I don’t want to lose my momentum after lost at Redemption. The IWC is already questioning whether or not I have what it takes, especially after being put out by one piledriver from Haruna. I got my ass handed to me by the Dollhouse Killers before that, but fans have seen me comeback from worst scenarios to win a match. My win over Madison only balanced out my loss against Serena Ji. As for Haruna, I don’t know what she wants. Even with the title win, she seems distant. Hell, even more distant than before. Maybe she has a hard time trusting people since now there’s a target on her back. As iffy as I feel about her personally, I would feel more comfortable if she opened up a little. Even Samurai is worried. I have to hand it to him though; most men would have walked away after receiving little to no attention from the one they admire. But, after that little moment we had, I saw something in his eyes when he looked at me. It was similar to how he looks at Haruna, but…more primal (shivers). Nobody has ever looked at me like that before Eris-chan. At least, not face to face, eye to eye. When Ariana looks at me, it’s with a passionate vigor. When Cailin looks at me its genuine no strings affection. Aria looks at me as if I’m her older sister and Haruna…well as if either I’m not there, or I’m some kind of obstacle she’s about to knock down.

(Lightly pats Chibi-Eris on the head)

How do you handle your feelings when they’re out of wack? From the look of things, you throw yourself at the mercy of the world, unafraid of what others would think. I used to be very much like that, flying above what the world expects of me, but…some things have been going on recently. Whether they admit it or not, the Hunters are depending on my support. Lauryn’s cancer may go into remission, but the doctors are not completely sure. Serenity started going back to school again, but she’s still as rebellious as ever. I had an idea of what she was referring to when we last discussed her father. Being on the road has its temptations, but Michael loved his children more than anything. He loved me and his students like family as well. 187, the Bogards, Nathan Quinn…we all have Michael Hunter to thank for preparing us. I don’t want to disappoint his memory Eris-chan, nor do I want to be bound by the past.  Right now, I can take off and fly like I always do or I could become another Katie Rotten or Leia Nirvana.

(Stands up and smacks her face a few times)

It’s time to snap out of it Matsuda. The alcohol is getting to you and in two days you’re facing off against Maddie’s lackeys. Haruna will take care of her end; you just have to manage your load. The discussion concerning your ‘alliance’ with her will be discussed afterwards. By Sunday you may be the Vixens Champ Eris-chan. It would be an honor to face off with you if I manage to snag a number one contender spot. It’s a new day for our division and for EAW in general. Cam is kicking ass in the Elitist division, and HBG is one half of the tag champions. I have to talk to Haruna about the tournament too. With her fighting spirit combined with my own, I think our chances of winning are pretty good. Maybe we could talk to James Shields about changing the name…though Sexy Curry is beginning to grow on me.

(Picks up Eris-chan)

I’m going to enjoy beating the mess out of Maria and Erica. They’ve been silent this whole week, probably plotting some kind of way to get over on Haruna and myself. Whatever they’re trying to conjure up, I’m ready for it. I just hope Haruna is too. I do wish she made it to the party. It would have put a smile on Samurai’s face.

(Cloud sighs, and walks back to the building)

Thanks Eris-chan. We should do this again.
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 11:59 pm by Guest
“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”                                    
                    -Revelation 6:8


Since the birth of Hexa-Gun, I have watched them quite a bit. At first, I welcomed the change, the rebirth through anarchy mentality, it all seemed like it could breathe a new life into this company that has become washed over in darkness. What I see today is glorified tyranny, a once valiant mission that has been corrupted by the taste of power. It is for that reason that Daniel and I agreed to stand beside Liam Catterson and The Iconomy to face down these bullies once and for all. Now, I’m not going to stand here and pretend that this task is going to be anything short of a complete war, especially considering rules are not going to be a concern. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that when this is all said and done, more than victory may be sacrificed… Careers may never see another day.

Instead of focusing on the questions that can only be answered at Shock Value, I’m going to direct my attention towards doing what needs to be done to be a part of the downfall of the bullies that are Hexa-Gun. When Daniel and I formed the Higher Power, we did so on the pretense that we would stand in defiance of tyranny and defend from bullies those who are unable to defend themselves. The Mercenaries and their glorified thugs have run roughshod over everyone for far too long. Whatever personal vendettas Mr. Catterson and The Iconomy hold with Hexa-Gun aside, Higher Power will take the fight to them for the sake of the sanity within the EAW. We have been saying for weeks that HBG and Impact needed to keep an eye on us because we were coming for the gold they have been wearing so proudly around their waists, and they chose to ignore us, now look where we stand. The titles may not be on the line, but the destruction of the Mercenaries begins at Shock Value with the dismantling of Hexa-Gun.

The fact that I am willing to set aside my differences with the man who made my life hell on Battleground for the sake of the greater good should speak volumes about the cause we fight for at Shock Value. Eclipse and I put each other through hell, and taking each other to new lengths, yet here we are, standing side by side against Hexa-Gun. If you would have told me a couple of months ago that this would be the scenario I would be facing, I’d have called you bat shit insane. This is my first time stepping onto a stage as large as Shock Value, and as such, it means that if ever there was a time for me to take the proverbial gloves off and lay it all on the line, it would be now. With that in mind, let’s cut this down to it’s brass tax…

Fuck the rules… Fuck the Mercenaries… Fuck Hexa-Gun…

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    The camera opens up and right away, Daniel Marshall and Gabriel Eden stand outside of a local wrestling gym in Las Vegas, Nevada. The two men wear Higher Power t-shirts, the intensity very apparent on their faces as they don’t even pause as the lens comes into focus.

Marshall: This is the moment we’ve been waiting for since joining EAW. Finally, our talents have become recognized, and we find ourselves staring into the limelight with nothing left to do but reach out and grab it. The two of us, The Iconomy, and Liam Catterson… Under normal circumstances, we would be considered a motley crew, but at Shock Value… We become saviors.

Eden: This entire week, I have listened to the bantering back and forth all week, and honestly, I can’t say that I’m too surprised by what I’m hearing. Hexa-Gun has it in their heads that this match is as good as over, and under normal circumstances, I’d be more likely to agree with them. Unfortunately though, they are making a fatal mistake, and I for one cannot wait to expose them to the error in their ways. All week, these bullies and loudmouths have said their peace about Liam Catterson and the Iconomy, but when it comes to mentioning Daniel and I, well they pass over us briefly as if we are a non factor. While they may not have had issues with us personally as of yet, to toss us aside so blindly shows exactly how arrogant they have become and they are demonstrating exactly why now is the perfect time to strike.

Marshall: Oh, please believe that when that bell rings at Shock Value, all hell is going to break loose, and Higher Power is going to be right in the thick of it, throwing everything we have at these cocky bastards until they are left with no choice but to accept that we are every bit as much of a threat as anybody else in this match. Liam is driven by rage, Eclipse is driven by whatever madness he’s clinging to these days, and JJ Silva has already tasted defeat at the hands of the Mercenaries, a mistake he does not intend to repeat. As for Gabe and I, since coming together, we have wanted nothing more than to make an impact and be able to stake our claim on the Undisputed Tag Team Championships… A feat that we will accomplish come Shock Value when we do our part to dismantle Hexa-Gun piece by piece.

    The two men make their way inside of the building now, the fluorescent lights above them flickering from time to time as the place looks generally abandoned. Heavy bags, weight benches, floor mats, and calisthenic setups line the gym which all is built around a shabby, but effective ring in the center of it. As the two men progress past the equipment, their voices can be heard, brimming with intensity rarely heard from the Higher Power.

Eden: HBG, if I’ve learned nothing else about you, I have learned that you love the sound of your own voice. Much like most females I’ve encountered in my life, you have a knack for taking the truth and twisting and building it into something that seems more suitable to your goals and needs. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve seen you in the ring, and you are nothing if you are not a hell of a resourceful individual. Where you and I have issues is the fact that you see us as nothing more than space to fill this lackluster team that doesn’t deserve to share the same arena, let alone the same ring as you. Believe me when I tell you HBG, that no matter how brutal, how bloody, and how out of hand this match becomes, by the time that final bell rings, you will understand exactly who we are, and exactly what we’re about. You and your band of misfit toys have placed this company in a chokehold, and as many will attest, that is not something I’ve taken too kindly to. If I have to cut off the head to ensure the body will die, by the end of Shock Value, win, lose, or draw, Hexa-Gun will never be the same again. This week is the dismantling of Hexa-Gun… After that Higher Power is going on a gold rush!

Marshall: Speaking of that Gold Rush, we can’t address HBG without mentioning Impact can we? Yet another Hexa-Bum that has overlooked us and considered us as the deaf leading the blind in a war that doesn’t involve us. I have had it up to here with that shit this week, and I’m going to explain to you why. This war with Hexa-Gun involves everybody in the EAW, whether they choose to be a part of it or not. The fact that you feel as if nobody here can stop you is the exact reason Gabriel and I have to. We cannot in good conscious stand by idly and watch you fester like a plague upon the company that we have worked so hard to find our place in. This is the home of the elite, the best of the best, and the fact that you assholes feel you can claim dominion over it and say it has nothing to do with us is the exact reason we are coming into Shock Value with the sole intention of kicking those words down your throats!

Eden: Drake, Tiberius, Luzmala, you three haven’t gone unnoticed, though there’s nothing about you that leads me to believe you are going to be anything more than fodder for The Mercenaries, but you’ve all grown pretty used to that haven’t you? At Shock Value, Liam Catterson, The Iconomy, and the two men standing before you are now coming in with a vengeance and it will take nothing short of death to stop us from seeing to it that your reign of tyranny comes grinding to a halt and burns to ash before your very eyes… It’s time Hexa-Gun accepts that which they cannot control and submit themselves to the Higher Power…


The two men enter the ring and begin working drills as the scene fades to black. 
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 11:17 pm by Impact
Talking trash and borderline overconfidence certainly has its drawbacks, but it doesn't come without its perks; to willingly put yourself under the microscope of fans that want to demean you, that want to criticize you, not to mention media which will scrutinize and second-guess you at every opportunity, that puts a massive weight on your shoulders that makes lesser men crumble under its might... But the truly great among us have all carried that burden, and not only have they silenced critics and turned skeptics into believers, they've propelled themselves to success knowing that if they don't achieve it, all of their failures will be on the front page of legitimate newspapers and tabloids alike. By voluntarily putting yourself into that position with a brash attitude, by drawing attention to yourself and giving the fans a reason to anxiously await the moment your shortcomings are exposed, you're giving yourself extra motivation; you're giving yourself incentive to be on your toes, wrestle a match worthy of your jaunty words. There's nothing quite like the adrenaline of competing under that magnifying glass, and it's a job I've done quite well; but through the plethora of questions that surround The Iconomy, their apparent inability to perform under pressure and respond to the gravity of a situation might be the most pressing. I mean, for being a "washed up broken man," I've gone undefeated at FPVs since returning with a perfect 5-0 record. What's JJ Silva's record in that span? Eclipse's record? Chris Elite's record? Fortune hasn't fallen in favor of The Iconomy since their inception; they've consistently managed to be on the losing side and it's almost as though failing their every difficult endeavor is systematically integrated into their group, either that or, worse, an inherent part of who they all are -- losers. The fact of the matter is that my losses have been few and far between since I made my grand re-entrance in this company almost six months ago, they've been a handful or less of exceptions to an otherwise sterling comeback in which I've beaten current World Champions, other legends, and newcomers alike. Physically, I feel healthier right now that I have at any point in my illustrious career; maybe that's a result of the insanely rigorous conditioning regimen I've put my body through, maybe it's because I'm the body of Hexa-gun and its members are my limbs, each unable to function effectively without one another, or maybe it's both; but let's take off the blinders and start acknowledging the truth: The Iconomy aren't capable of severing my limbs, they're not capable of defeating a loudmouth showman like Drake Jaeger who frustrates you inside that ring as much he does on the microphone, they can't handle the unbridled ferocity and the tenaciousness of that stalwart Tiberius Jones, they've proven on multiple occasions they can't compare to the wits nor measure up to the fiery passion of the Heart Break Gal, and they can't thwart, subdue, or outsize the muscle of this operation in any respect, they can't inspire the level of fear and terror in their adversaries that Luzmala can! It doesn't necessarily matter that you claim you're not divided in spite of the fact I couldn't disagree more with that notion; you could be the closest, most intimate, personal, tight-knit band of friends ever, people who have sworn their allegiances under an oath, but your strengths simply don't complement each other; my judgment has been nothing short of astute in selecting and recruiting the members of Hexa-gun, they're not self-interested basket cases who allow their personal quest for glory to overreach our ambitions as a whole, but the most pivotal factor is their competence, their awareness of their foes and understanding inside that squared circle; traits everyone in The Iconomy has demonstrated on numerous occasions they lack, the single most overlooked factor in our war of words that separates champs from chumps.

Maybe the most significant difference between The Iconomy and Hexa-gun isn't necessarily in their philosophies, but their complete and utter lack of anything even remotely resembling a real plan to effectively execute their mission. The Iconomy has made a science out of crumbling under pressure, and they've shown absolutely nothing to indicate they can handle the big fight limelight, they've seen themselves get repeatedly outmatched and outdone by Hexa-gun from virtually every angle regardless of the tandem they've put forth. What sort of tact or skill do they possess that I'm unable to see? Oh, I forgot -- I see perfectly fine, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and The Iconomy has deluded themselves into believing they're the opposite of what all their peers and every wrestling fan recognizes them as: A capable, competent team whose members don't excuse their losses and succeed more than they fail. What can I say? That's the difference between children playing in their treehouse and armored soldiers lodged inside of an impenetrable fortress.

Ironic, really, that JJ Silva behaves like an immature adolescent and wants to prance around daring to call himself a man. There's such a thin line between reaching a "mutual understanding" and simply following someone else like a lapdog because they're the more established wrestler and you see them as your meal ticket to stardom. I'm a realist, I can see Liam Catterson has his own reasons for aligning himself with The Iconomy; I'd almost guarantee they don't publicly tell each other this, but it wouldn't come as a shock or be even slightly surprising to discover both Liam and JJ Silva agreed to team with each other as a means to an end, with JJ Silva knowing full well associating himself with someone of Catterson's profile could advance his individual career and Catterson making a desperate, last-ditch effort to revive his career and return to prominence. To know that everyone is betting against you and you're helpless to prevent yourself from looking like a fool who bit off more than he could chew, how does that feel, JJ? I'll go out on a limb and make the assumption that you'll claim you thrive in a situation where everyone is doubting you, that you live for moments like these, that you're agonizing in anticipation as Shock Value nears because you have a trump card nobody else knows about, apparently not even your own teammates, and this unknown is going to propel The Iconomy to victory. Good luck trying, but the excess of loopholes in your logic makes the fans unconvinced, I'd guess not even your own teammates believe you or have any faith in your abilities; which isn't to say I'm trying to create a wedge between you all as you've suggested -- to be quite honest I haven't even considered the prospect of outwitting you or scheming Hexa-gun's way to victory because I know for certain it won't be required -- but as the losses pile up and your promises remain empty, who's to say The Iconomy won't meet an untimely demise? I can't imagine anyone who has ever won anything has been content with mediocrity; the competitors within us all seek excellence, and in their short-lived tenure, The Iconomy has been anything but. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that you're insisting one moment that I'm using Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones to compensate for my "brittle bones" and fight my battles for me, the next you're flapping your gums and rambling about how Tiberius Jones' career won't be anything after Hexa-gun is finished, that he's nothing more than a flash in the pan and a "weak link" of this group. First and foremost, I want you to understand realize Hexa-gun has no weak links; we've defeated all the competition, hell Tiberius was even co-signed by Jaywalker himself before Hexa-gun when they teamed together and won at Triple Threat, to insist he can't hack it is ignorance at best and an insane, therapy-necessitating delusion at worst. I'm evidently a broken man, but apparently the extremists I'm using to "protect" me and my image are bottom-rung, low-grade wrestlers... Yet you conveniently neglect to mention The Iconomy has never beaten us in any setting. Does that not count for anything? With the way you flip-flop from A to B, I can see why Chris Elite isn't in this match, I can see why you're in cahoots with Liam Catterson, and everyone in attendance at Shock Value can be first-hand witnesses to The Iconomy's plans unraveling right before their very eyes as we vanquish them inside that ring, destroy their dreams, stomp on their pride, and rob their dignity.
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 11:09 pm by My Watch Has Ended
Never ever correct me about your status between hero and villain again because I find it insulting that you have the nerve to correct me about where I situate your role in this company. That truth isn’t that you are the true men of justice but a union of immature idiots who find it a sin of the devil if Liam Catterson were to preach even a word of loyalty. Tiberius Jones needs to identify the simple definition of the villain word extensively. A villain is corrupted to the core, wanting to create mayhem through his or her actions that they will not regret. Misery upon the innocent is the definition of a villain and I believe Hexa-Gun have been liable for that. However, am I surprised you’re questioning the word of ‘villain’? When are we going to be in a position to confirm Hexa-Gun has intellect? You say that anyone against Zack Crash is a hero and those who don’t fight against his orders are just automatic enemies of the situation. Your radical ways of abuse to the system is just laughable because I admire you want to see the end of Zack Crash, his downfall to demolish him and his family but does tagging every single person who does not replicate the actions of Hexa-Gun really deserve your gang to abuse the shit out of them until they are unable to move? Should that give us the right to slam every Islamic person since ISIS are the main faction of corruption? In your head where you believe you are right and every other opinion is just delusional, two wrongs do make a right. Yes, I agree that Zack Crash’s actions are not authentic, anyone with a brain can figure that out but is what your group achieving any better? Does targeting the innocent make you the good guys? No it does not so instead of questioning my understanding on the word of being a villain, question the fact that you think being as bad as him is acceptable. Your group and Crash are just as bad as each other so to lecture me about treachery is quite astonishing coming from you. You are not just trying to remove his empire but you are creating a greater concern of deeds that may one day become greater than the actions Crash has created. The difference between my team and yours is we do not attack people who are glorified in the actions of Zack Crash. We both disapprove on his actions but that doesn’t mean attacking those who have not thrown any assaults previously makes you the saints of this company. We become greater than his actions and you and your band of cowards have failed to achieve that. I will agree that Crash is a tyrant in this company. His actions are intolerable but do you feel some maturity, dependability and heroism in attacking those who are not bringing the fight to Zack Crash? Instead of tackling Zack Crash to the point of a fragility condition, you will continue this warfare for those who are not achieving what you want. Your interpretation on justice has only made you a name that is as bad as him. The fans always turn hostile against you because of your actions yet you’ve given the decision. Hexa-Gun is apparently the judge, jury and executioners of this situation. Your team only want to promote the revival of Extreme but the method you are using to bring this back is extreme and not in the style you imagine is healthy to present. 


Heart Break Gal…Oh dear me…I find it funny how Hexa-Gun have this desire to tell me that I have fallen off the wagon. You might want to try and avoid an occasion of those words kicking your ass. You are deranged if you believe Hexa-Gun is immortal. Project E.G.O wanted immortality and now their lives are over and to be honest, you are no better than them. So what makes you believe that Hexa-Gun will always live forever, indomitable, lingering in the darkness of the passageway every week? You can bring up the past about The Iconomy losing to you and that is great because I can bring up the amount of times Drake Jaeger lost to me, clean. CLEAN! I’d like to think that after people have pushed their luck for too long, their dominance suddenly decays into a pile of ash and right now, I get that sensation with your words. Right now, you’re still celebratory over beating The Iconomy but what will happen should they beat you this weekend? I have said it before and I shall say it again, no amount of excuses will be your saviour because I know Hexa-Gun. I know their attitude, I know their movements, I know their pattern and being educated over their footprints is nothing but inspiring because it elevates me to know you better. You will be offended, you will be distraught. It will be as if your parents have suddenly been discovered with a terminal cancer and you can do nothing but feel devastation over the fact that there is nothing that can be done. That is precisely the attitude I demand from you at Shock Value. The collapse of Hexa-Gun! THE FALL OF DOMINANCE! No amount of repetitiveness over your supremacy will cause a sense of alarm in my head or my partner’s heads because we do not fear the day of reckoning. We stand today believing we can take victory and whilst you smirk at the idea that we live in fiction, I will be delighted to show you reality. The truth is a bitter pill to swallow if I remember correctly and it resorts to those nervous to make up further questions to try and throw me off. Tiberius said it and you have too. You can manipulate these fans as much as you want about how you are pure warriors trying to return the extreme back in EAW but what you are doing is scandalous and yet, you are proud of the damage you are causing to the harmless. Tell me, if you are not the villains of this company, why did you attack me for no reason? I could understand Aren during our Pure Championship match because your leader has always acted like an egotistical bitch if he could not get his own way but then I was the target for a brief time when you could’ve left well enough alone. Why ruin a match for me? Why not strike solely him afterwards? I have watched your actions and with your words, all you are trying to achieve is exposure of idiocy from the rivals, which isn’t going to be achieved. In fact I think you are exposing your own moronic statement by insulting these fans, insisting they too are blind to the reason you attack the innocent. This is no longer about Zack Crash, this is no longer retribution on those who reject to stand with you, this is because the power of domination has consumed your minds and now, you’ve become another subject to villainy, no matter how much you deny it. I am right and you are wrong, I don’t give a shit anymore. You have never been the voice of integrity, which is why I am so hasty in cautioning the fans that your words are manipulative. You have even thrown the prospect that these fans have no consideration for me but this is why your group has a connection to delusion. These fans have been pleading their poor hearts out for the Hexa-Gun team to die violently and I agree with them. I believe that Shock Value will open up a crack that shows concern. You have possessed such a legendary status for this company, HBG and yet you and your Hexa-Gun partners have trouble comprehending the word ‘villain’. You want to wash away these terms I am labeling you because the truth hurts and it is excruciating to experience. You actually fear me because there is no hiding your true intent. We can all erase the façade your group hides behind and instead, live in the reality of what I am saying because the truth is you are an uncultured piece of shit. You and your partners have no respect for anyone in this company unless they have impaled one of Zack Crash’s relatives and you are just using his name as an excuse in being a set of pricks. I just want you to remember what you said about your defence when you or even Tiberius has to tolerate my suffering one day because I promise, it will happen to you.




What some people need to become alert over is how we are less than a day from revelations and this day will see my words replaced by strength and my thoughts powering the anger that grows bitter for you.  You listen to the voices of men like Y2Impact and grow some concern for why he is the way he’s admitting to present himself as. Hexa-Gun are monsters that speak in confidence about this match and with reason but it is as if they’ve repeated this exact match at this exact location and felt the need to return to competition against my team and my men just for laughs. They laugh whenever someone from my team dares to question to outcome of this match, finding it cute we actually do consider the occasion of success. What this team fails to understand is that I did not accept this match knowing victory would be a preposterous outcome but a possibility to achieve. When you assemble us men together, we have a victorious formula that could effectively take out Hexa-Gun and I just request for the world to become sharp over my words and lack the interest when it comes to Hexa-Gun’s speech for not only the reason of repeating their intentions we are already aware of but because essentially, they want to break us. They want these tricks to cloud our minds enough that it will spoil our chances of success because that is what they want. Deep down, fear is what they clench onto because this may be their biggest attack and even Y2Impact can become pure to the point of admitting the truth but that is their Achilles heel. How many times have they thought that Higher Power’s announcement was actually a joke? How many times have we’ve lectured them about their own integrity before jumping onto the bullshit excuse of becoming loyal to the Extreme regime? How many times must they confront people with confidence before we reveal we’ve actually made their blood run cold? Truth of Consequences Hexa-Gun because your shields will expose you to vulnerability sooner or later and I’d like to think within the next day, we’ll see the truth. Hiding it for so long, we will discover the identity of Hexa-Gun. You all should expose your sense of fear a bit more because we know that your minds say that we have a team that can shrink you bit by bit and we’ll never be welcomed with the chance to expose it through words, so I guess the hardest process will have to initiate. Starting with Shock Value, should Liam Catterson and his team dismiss the credibility of Hexa-Gun. One of these days, you will return to my speech and applaud me for speaking wiser than you ever could imagine but by that chance, your agreement will have been left too late and I just hope my torment will be the cause of fractures in Hexa-Gun. No man or woman alive deserves to undergo the brutality of humanity more than your group. No other united members are the biggest cancer in the EAW roster in existence than what we see in Hexa-Gun.

We will have some form of victory over Hexa-Gun. As long as we walk away putting a dent in the team of domination, that may be the only solution on us leaving as whole as possible. 
Angel.
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 10:42 pm by Angel.
I may have been many things throughout my EAW career but there is one thing that I am not: A quitter. I have been label as a quitter ever since I returned to EAW and you know how that makes me feel? It makes me feel that people go by what they hear rather than what they know. And what have I’ve done to actually deserve the label “quitter” in the eyes of many? Is it because this is my third stint in EAW? There’s more than the eye can see of me being in my third stint. As a wise man once told me “Don’t quit because something went wrong. Quit because you tried your hardest and nothing made it better.” And I do attest to that quote more than anything when it comes to my perception. Contrary to popular belief, I have never ever quit just because something went wrong during my career. Yes I’ve had a few times of not agreeing with the Board of EAW on specific issues but does that ever prevent me from instilling my philosophy? Absolutely not. In fact, a philosophy more or less gains more validation when success comes along the way no matter how unknowing the philosophy is. I’ve never quit just because the level of expectations magnified on me. Hardly. In fact, I would like to think I’m more of a guy that would like to thrive off of major competition. If I wanted to be in a second tier promotion right now, I could easily win a few pesky world titles within weeks but what good would that come as an experience? Absolutely nothing unless you want to be a stat-padder. Why I have quit EAW in the eyes of many is not limited to many in terms of theories but to me? I gave up EAW because I was once sick of the underappreciation I received week in and week out. And I’m asking myself why? What made the name brand “Nick Angel” less attractive to a man that is more or less a hypocrite like Brian Daniels or a hype machine whose hype only got him so far like Alex Anderson? And it’s not like I’m boring as I’ve had my fair share of monumental victories over established veterans that few dares to dream of beating one day. Yet you people prefer a man that likes to change his platform every single week and a man whose while talented, the only thing he was elite was hype. How does that make guys like me feel when we put in the necessary results that we should never be doubted? How does that make guys like me feel when we put in the effort with every inch of our fiber human being every single week and ultimately get overlooked for guys that more or less become something they swear they were against but became apart of anyways. So it leads to my following conclusion.

I never gave up on EAW. It’s rather more of the opposite if anything. The lobbyists convinced the board of EAW that I shouldn’t be the main star of EAW. For all of my all-around talents whether it extends to being charismatic, bringing an elite arsenal to the ring or possessing idealistic values? The lobbyists don’t want to see this Cinderella like rise that would undermine the status quo of the old. The lobbyists don’t want to see an event that would lead to a revolution both in the ring and behind the scenes. So what did the lobbyists do with their politics? They convinced the board of EAW that no matter how much effort I put week in and week out? Sure they can give me a few championships to keep me satisfy but for an ambitious guys like me? They would never dare to essentially hand me the key of upsetting the balance of power that heavily favored the lobbyists. Which leads me to this conclusion. The EAW Universe never gave me a chance. They quitted on me before I can even lift a finger ever since my debut a few years ago. All the EAW Universe valued me was a pawn that kept things interesting as a prelude to the cronies they crowned as champions and someone that didn’t have the “It” factor in the eyes of many. Now, I know people are going to ask me this. “Why are you going back to a place that never appreciate the talent you are?” It is a good question. You would think that with the amount of time I dedicate myself to actually be recognized by the slightest of the EAW Universe, I would probably not return and people that actually do pay attention to me? They wouldn’t blame me. But to the people that does know and understand me? They might label me many things but as I go back to my previous point in my speech, they never ever label me as a quitter. Why?

When you think about quitting, think about why you started.” Here I am saying to every of the naysayers for me? You can give me the same old labels of me going into Shock Value but here I am going to tell everyone why I came back to EAW as a more determined individual. Ever since I came into EAW as a rookie, I always wanted to be the change I wish the world would see. Ever since I signed my contract with EAW four years ago? I’ve wanted to install the belief that you shouldn’t have to sell your human being on corporate lobbyists that won’t care about you after you prove you’re a liability to them like the ever so favorite Clark Duncan. I’ve wanted to install the belief that there’s a right way to be the alpha dog among professional wrestling. It would give me a rather perplexing legacy if I choose to not write another chapter at the end of my second stint. Yet flash forward to today? Sure there are naysayers that are hardly giving me any chance at all. Sure I can point out that there is a certain amount of people that doubt my ability to actually be sustainable. And hell, I can even logically assume that the board of EAW does not give any regard to me as I am not in matches with guys that aren’t highly regarded by many such as El Landerson and Warrior V1. However I can attest that my upcoming match at Shock Value? It is the most defining match ever since I came back to EAW.  People can doubt me all they want, but what I will show the naysayers at Shock Value? I don’t need a bandwagon that relies more on potential like Carson Ramsey. After all, it’s not how much youth you possess after all. It’s where you’re going that counts and for me? I am going to have an exponential rise among the ladder of success. I don’t need to be someone who I’m not like Clark Duncan who once was a comedian converted into a white horse corporate yes man because that’s the only way he can achieve success. The only thing I need is an opportunity to prove to everyone that among the survival of the fittest? Only the elite stands out and whose is more qualified to fit the elite mantra? That is what I will remember why I started out in EAW and when I do indeed continue my crusade of being your upcoming Answers World Champion. 
Amadeus
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 10:28 pm by Amadeus
Shock Value Promo #4


Our scene opens on the Royale Farmhouse.  On the front porch, Jameson Royale is sitting across from a middle aged man, slightly bookish looking and balding.  Between them is a chess board, set up with neither side having made a move, Jameson on the white side, the other man on the black side.  Jameson is deep in concentration, his brow furrowed, his eyes intensely staring at the board.  Every few moments, he grabs a handful of corn chips from a bowl beside him and stuff them into his mouth, chewing nosily, or takes a sip from a clay jug.  The other man looks completely bored, leaning against his arm, waiting for Jameson to make his move.

Man: "Any time now, Mr. Royale ..."


Jameson: "Chill yer britches, mister.  I'm almost there."


We hear the narrator drawl as Jameson takes another sip of moonshine while the other man sighs.


"They've been sittin' there for twenty minutes.  See, when Jameson first heard people calling each other 'pawns' in the match up Sunday, he thought they said 'prawns' and was mighty confused.  'What are they thinking?' he'd said.  'Are they tryin' to make me hungry?  Do they think that I'll turn cannabisal like Piff Fumador and try to eat my opponents.  I am kind of hungry.'  Jameson's exact words.  It weren't 'til BL took Jameson aside and 'splained to him that they were talking about 'pawns.'  Naturally, Jameson's next question was 'What in God's name is a 'pawn'?'  After BL had beaten him with the Beaumont Board of Education for takin' the Lord's name in vain, he explained to his younger brother about the game of chess.  Well, Jameson was plum intrigued by this game and sought out the best chess player in all of Beaumont, the head librarian of Beaumont's County Library, Mr. Chester Haller.  Mr. Haller explained the rules of the game, and here we stand, in the calm before the storm ..."


Jameson: "How the hell am I s'posed to concentrate when I have you yammering in my ear like that?"


Chester: "I haven't said anything.  I'm waiting for you to make a move.  Patience is a key part of chess, as is carefully planning out both your moves and your opponent's moves well ahead of time, but it's the first move of the game, for crying out loud."


Jameson: "Didn't I say to be quiet?  I'm tryin' to concentrate!  Hmmmmmm ... okay, I think I'm ready.  I just want to make sure of one thing.  This is a rook, right?"


Chester: "That's a corn chip, Mr. Royale; it's not a game piece ..."


Jameson: "Oh, good.  I thought I was puttin' myself in an early hole."


Jameson eats the corn chip and moves a pawn forward.


Chester: "Check mate in three ..."


Jameson: "Huh?"


"Don't blink folks."


And in three quick moves, Chester knocks Jameson's king over.


Chester: "And that's why it's important to plan both your moves and your opponent's moves in advance."


Jameson: "Shoot, if I could plan my opponent's moves in advance this would be the easiest game ever.  I'd just plan them to open up the way to their king.  Checkmate, bitch."


Chester: "No no, it means to consider your opponents reactions to your moves, and then considering your response to their reactions."


Jameson: "That's jus' gettin' way too hyper-methodical.  I don't think that way.  Guess that's why I've always been better at chuckers."


Chester: "You mean 'checkers.'"


Jameson picks up the chess board and chucks it away.


Chester: "Oh, you dumb ..."


Quick as lightning, Jameson then lifts a Royale Shine directly to Chester's face.  Chester's head snaps back from the kick and he flips over the back of his chair, landing in a heap on the lawn.


"Well, Jameson will surely catch hell over that.  Kickin' librarians in the face in generally frowned on in the town of Beaumont.  Also, it's not as though that does him much good for his match on Sunday, as he ain't facin' any forty-three year old librarians in the Shock Collar Battle Royal."


"Well, Nickiangelo might be close ..."


"That he might be.  But somethins' been ranklin' Jameson.  It's been hard to put a finger on, but there's something that's disquieted the Moonshine Kid."


"Yeah.  I think it might be Carson Ramsay.  I mean, I started out kinda liking him.  He's like me, young and determined to prove that he is the best in the ring.  Ain't got an ounce of quit in him.  He's one that's gonna fight to the last.  Heck, excepting myself and my brothers, I would have liked to see him win the whole shebang.  Him or that Gatsby.  Everyone else is just way too up their own arses to really have any respect for.  Well, maybe that wacky tabacky guy, but I have a hard time trusting Mexicanos.  It ain't politickly correct or anything, but when your ancestors fought and died in the Alamo, that mistrust gets bred into you.  But where was I?  Oh yeah: somethins' botherin' me about Carson.  See, it started when he was callin' me and mine outcasts and crazy.  I got a little hot under the collar.  It's true.  What red blooded 'Merican wouldn't when his family's bein' insulted?  But I think he was tryin' to do that.  Tryin' to rile me up.  Seems to be the thing that people do 'round these parts.  They try to make each other angry by insultin' each other and all."


"It's a strategy.  Like in chess.  Get a man good and angry and he won't consider his actions.  Takes him out of his game plan.  Then the man who isn't angry can pick his spots and capitalize."


"Shoot?  Is that hows normal people fight?  That's pretty damn silly if you ask me.  Who has time for thinking in a fight.  Everything I do in a dust-up is pure instinct.  I ain't no good at chess 'cause I don't plan moves far in advance and think about what my opponents are gonna do.  It's just action-reaction.  Sure, stratemagizin' is all well and good when you have time to sit back an' think and plan and pick your nose.  But in the heat of battle, when the situation's changin' every second, there's no time for planning.  There's no time for strateegery. No time for even quick-thinking. There's just quick-acting.  Just act and react.  An' that's when I'm at my best.  I ain't gonna go by any game plan other than 'Just Gig 'Em!'  Maybe you think that's gonna make me some easy pickins at Shock Value, but Imma gonna warn ya.  Tryin' to rile me up ain't gonna make things any easier on ya.  It jus' makes me quicker, stronger, and meaner.  So Carson Ramsay, go ahead and try to talk yer circles around me.  You say I won't have much to offer at Shock Value?  I say I'll be offerin' you a serving o' Humble Pie!"


"See, Carson Ramsay thinks that only the present is what matters.  And to a degree, he's right.  There certainly are folk -most notably, one Nick Angel- who hang onto the past like a crutch, lick their old wounds, and just in general never shut up about it.  But far be it for us to just ignore the past completely.  The past is what shapes our present.  If we ignore where we came from, we ignore a significant portion of who we are.  If Jameson Royale had not grown up with the tall tales of his ancestors, would he not have honed his fighting skills to become the wrestler that he is today?  Hold that thought, I hear a snide remark itchin' to be loosed from that snake's tongue of yours, Mr. Ramsay, so let me put it a different way.  If you, Carson Ramsay, had not had the harsh childhood that you had, do you think you'd be the same man you are today?  The same man who is the trendy pick to win the Shock Collar Battle Royal?  The past has made you who you are today.  Sure, it still takes you the skill you have today to take advantage of the present.  But don't just sweep the past under a rug and pretend that it ain't there.  Don't pretend that the past don't have any bearing on the present or future.  Jus' don't wrap the past around you like some goddam security blanket and stick it in your ears to shut out the voices of reason 'round you."


"But see, Carson, our Royale upbringing didn't make us outcasts.  We ain't people stuck on the outsides of society, lookin' in.  See, we was never 'cast out' of society.  Society has just moved on from where we are.  And not in the right direction, I might add.  Which brings us to the crux of my beef with Carson Ramsay.  See, I see you as a problem with certain people in modern society.  Yousir are a man that likes to hear hisself talk.  You talk about the casual mind and how it fascinates you.  You talk like you're apart from it all -above it all.  Everything and everyone else is beneath you.  All you do is talk about everyone, die-secting all their words, conjectamicating on their motivations, and settin' yerself above everything.  I mean, yer like 'how dare those rookie fellers jump at the chance to get a title shot in a chaotic Battle Royal.  Who do they think they are, takin' on yours truly, Carson Ramsay, rookie feller extraordinaire?  Set yer asses down!  Let me show you how to be a real rookie feller!'  I may be simplificating things a tad, but what I'm gettin' at here in my own way, is that much as you set yerself apart from everyone in the way you talk, all yer talkin' does is make you more and more the same as the 'casual' minds you derisify on a daily basis.  And after I realized that, I lost a heckuva lot of respect for you.  I mean, yer a heck of a fighter, a smart guy so far as I'm concerned.  But for all the words you have to say, it all begins to ring hollow.  The more you talk, with your smarmy 'I'm-so-much-smarter-than-ya'll' attitude, the less you have to say.  An' for as much as you tear everyone else down, what do you have to say for yerself?  Yer just 'better?'  An' you -in your infinite intellergence- deducted that?  Shucks, far as I'm concerned, that's on par with Clark Duncan awardin' hisself the New Breed Title.  You may have won a few matches.  So has I.  But I ain't goin' around talkin' down on everyone, sayin' as how they have no chance to win and they're stupid for even tryin'.  Ain't none of us has ever been in a Shock Collar Battle Royal.  Not even old man Nickiangelo, who wrestled his first match at the dawn of time against a pterodactyl."


"By the way, to hear Nick Angel tell the tale, he lost that match because of some kind o' conspiracy between the pterodactyls and the T-Rex lobby.  Can't trust them T-Rexes, with their big heads and small arms ... just ain't right."


"You got that right.  My point bein' that skill and smarts are only gonna get you so far in this match.  You're gonna need them, don't get me wrong -though in my case it's more 'instincts' than 'smarts.'  But a lot of this is gonna come down to luck.  And one man might just have more luck than all our skill and smarts and instincts combined.  Sometimes, it's just his night and we'll all have to take our hats off to him.  I'm fixin' to win this match and get that title shot, an' I'm gonna fight like hell for it.  But if it's someone else's night, well, I ain't gonna be sour over it.  Even if its that Mexicano whatsisname ..."


"Piff Fumador?"


"Naw, the other one ..."


"El Landerson?"


"No, no ... the dragon feller ..."


"Valiente Wyvern?"


"That's him.  Shucks, he looks like he can fly.  This is really gonna be a fun match.  So many different styles.  So many different faces to kick.  It's gonna be a Royale Hoedown of shocking proportions.  But see, if Valiente Wyvern wins.  If somehow, he pulls out a victory, wellsir, I ain't gonna be cursing him or talkin' about conspiracies or making excuses as to why I lost.  It just was his night, plain and simple.  Heck, I'll step back into the ring and shake whomever's hand it is, whether it's yours, Clark Duncan's, or Zayn Christ's.  Then I'll climb back into this ring on the next Voltage or Battleground and fight as Royales fight.  Just plain and simple.  What are you going to do, Carson Ramsay, if you lose?  Can you not conjure a scenario where that happens?  Will you be the bigger man an' congratulate the winner?  Or will this loss fester in you?  Will this lost opportunity haunt you?  Will you, years from now, an old broken down wrestler, continue to harp on the fact that you were screwed out of all your opportunities?  From where I'm sitting, Carson Ramsay, that's all that divides you and Nickiangelo."


"Which is just sad, considering the promise that Carson Ramsay shows.  It's that thin line between self-confidence and being a prick.  Surely, there was a time when Nick Angel was thought of as highly as Carson Ramsay.  Way back in the day in the Alfalfa Wrestling Lobby or whatever he called it.  Surely he was an up-and-comer that everyone thought would one day graduate to long title reigns, historic feuds, and model for an entire generation of wrestlers what it meant to be the top dog.  Unfortunately, sometimes these fairy tales don't come true.  And the reality becomes quite ugly, not to mention tired and boring and annoying.  But this is the Nick Angel that we have to live with: bitter, unable to own up to his own faults, and broken down.  Sure he can't have much more left in his tank, can he?  And maybe that's what this comes down to: the aging embattled warrior, reflecting on his past glories and mistakes, on the eve before he goes out in a blaze of glory.  Hoping and praying that he goes out with dignity before all his fight leaves him.  He's spent so much time reminding us all of how he had 'it' and how it was all taken away from him.  That glory was at his fingertips.  Nick Angel is the cautionary tale.  Lots of talent gets balanced out by bad luck and worse emotional resiliency.  Beware rookies, or old man Angel will steal your hopes and dreams!"


"But that ain't gonna happen to me, nossir.  I ain't gonna be no Nickiangelo.  He ain't gonna steal my thunder!  Even if he manages to win at Shock Value and not collapse into dust from old age -like I said, anyone has a chance of pulling off this match, and that means Nicky has a shot too- I still ain't gonna be bitter.  Hell, I'll look forward to meeting him in the ring again and kickin' his old man face in!  Good Lord, he looks like he's thirty years old, practically ready for the jerry-atrix home.  I ain't gonna mope or cry or start concoctin' conspiracy theories.  I'm gonna pick myself up an' get ready for the next battle.


"See, Clark Duncan pointed that out.  That there are going to be some of us that'll have to pick up the pieces from our loss.  There's fifteen of us in that ring, and there can only be one winner, so that leaves thirteen of us ..."


"Fourteen, boyh.  Learn yer numbers."


"Right, fourteen of us are gonna be in that boat.  But -as you point out, Mr. Duncan- you have that title to fall back on.  I ain't gonna debate how you got that title; I've already said my peace on that matter.  Alls I'll say is that it falls to you now to defend, not just the title, but your legacy as champion, every time you step into the ring.  Now that must be some mighty fine motivation.  But I think it pales to the motivation to win this match when you have nothing else to fall back on.  I ain't sayin' that you're not motivated to win this match; I'm just sayin' that everyone else might be a little more motivated than you are.  Yer clever, opportunistic, and strong, I'll grant you that.  Seems like alls I hear from people is how you and Carson are the front runners for this match.  Heck, I'm sure there's gonna be Vegas odds on this match, and you two are probably the favorites.  But I doubt that any of us have the clear advantage over the entire field.  Too many people in the ring, too much chaos, too much to gain to apply mathemagics and find yourself a winner that way."


"It's gonna boil down to one moment for each man in the ring.  One moment where he teeters on the edge of defeat.  Fourteen just won't have it, whether it's stamina, strength, skill, or just plain luck.  One person will pull hisself from the brink of defeat and be showered with glory.  But even after all of that, this match, as grueling and focal as it's become over this past week, it's still only the beginning.  For one person, that swirling dust storm that they just walked out of will probably be the easiest fight that they'll have compared to what awaits them next.  Because this fight is just a prelude to the battle that will come next against the Answers World Champion.  Will it be our boy, The Moonshine Kid standing at the end?  Maybe Bobby-Lee or Galveston Royale?  Or the New Breed Champion Clark Duncan?  The 99%-er Average Gatsby?  The hip pick Carson Ramsay?  The old dog Nick Angel?  It could be any of these fellas or any of the others not mentioned.  It's a wide open field and no one's footing is as solid as he thinks.  Tune in to find out who does.


"And don't blink.  It'll be a doozy."


Fade to black.
kennydrake
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 9:13 pm by kennydrake
SHOCK VALUE PROMO #2? #3?


PORTLAND, OR
DRAKE'S LANDING ART GALL-
You know what it is. Fuck it.


A TV. A BIIIIIG TV. The latest batch of promos and interviews plays on the big screen. A large La-Z-Boy rests about ten feet away from the screen.  Carson Ramsay's interview just finishes and fades out.


No movement.

The screen turns to static.


Uh...Kenny....

Still nothing.

Kenny?



Fuckin' hell....KENNY!


Kenny Drake is passed out on the La-Z-Boy chair, a chocolate milk in his right hand, a half-burned cigarette in his right. A line of drool comes out of his mouth.

Do we have to wake him up?


KENNY FUCKING DRAKE

Kenny suddenly wakes up and throws his chocolate milk across the room.

AAAAGH ALIENS!!!!

Morning, sunshine.

What happened?

...You fell asleep? Is that really that weird?

Yes. No. What?

You might have had too much Yoohoo.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH YOOHOO!!


Kenny looks back at three mustachioed "artists" looking at the paintings. They look back at him with confused eyes.

...WHAT?! YOU CAN'T!!

Kenny turns back to the static screen and frowns.

Did I miss them?

You passed out after Carson's first paragraph.

So I was asleep foooooor....what? Like, an hour?

Pretty much.

That fool talks a looooooooot.

Yes he does, but you have to start taking him seriously.

Who says I'm not?

...I'm in your head, idiot. You haven't thought about him at all.

Ok, I'm not. I will now.

Good. Ramsay is a serious threat, no matter what anybody says about him. He's far too talented for us to look past him. Hell, we should shoot to get rid of him first. What about the rest of them?


Kenny's asleep again.

Awwww...so cute...


FUCKTARD! WAKE UP!

Kenny groans as he sits up, flicking the finished cigarette in a random direction.

You are such a pain the fuckin' ASS, Voice! God dammit, WHAT?!

What about the other competitors?

In?


Kenny suddenly clutches his head and falls over, screaming in pain.

GOD DAMN YOU!!

TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!

MAKE ME!!


Again, Kenny clutches at his temples as he rolls into a fetal position. More screams of pain. Kenny finally lets go of his head and lies face down on the floor

I hate you...I hate you so much....

Shut up. We need to strategize for this Shock Collar Battle Royal.

Ok then...asshole voice...

What's your gameplan for Carson Ramsay?

I'm gonna marinate the steaks for Twenty-Four hours, then I'll season the mashed pota-

CARSON Ramsay

Right. I'm going to eliminate him first. Then Nick Angel from Hot Fuzz, then the rest. Save Piff Fumador for last and see if I can bribe him with some Headband OG.

You need a better plan than that, KD.

Well, that's all I got, voice. You figure it out...








....ok, you figured it out.

Wasn't that hard.

That's what she said.

Good Lord....


Kenny slowly stands and sits back down in the La-Z-Boy Recliner. He lights a cigarette and takes a slow drag off it.

Carson Ramsay...

Yeah, exactly. That's wh-

No, not...I'm not talking to you. I'm doing a thing.

Oh, gotcha.

Carson Ramsay...Carson...Ramsay...Car...son...Ram...say.

Yeah, I'm trying, buddy. I'm trying to fear you. Really, I am.

But...I just keep thinking of your profile picture on the EAW Roster page. You with your little face...looking like an angry kid...

You have a real Punch Face, ya know? Just one of those faces you wanna punch and punch and punch until it's just weird pink goo on your wankin' hand. It's hard to fear a punch face.

But...I mean, shit, kid. You just can't seem to get my name out of your mouth.

GOOD! Get used to saying it, cos I'm gonna be around for longer than your daddy was.

Voice, what did he say?

He saaaaaaaiiiiiid...and I quote:


Kenny Drake. The man with the voice(s) in his head. Such an original new concept you got going, I have to admit. Kind of sad that it's the only interesting deal you can bring to the table. But I do commend the desire you have to step up to the plate, as unproven and inexperienced as they, but still willing to give it a shot. He joins the likes of Average Gatsby in greatly representing the green talent minority in EAW, which I'm a supporter of seeing that I once hailed from that class. But, while I do wish for both guys the best of future runs in the company, for their sake, I do not wish that they'd choose to start out those runs at the Shock Collar battle royal. While the opportunity may appear fitting for a career tale prologue in the making, I highly suggest that you draw your line behind yours truly because I'll be damned if I let you, or anyone else involved get in my path of gaining that #1 contender slot.


Kenny sits back in his chair, staring at the wall. He smirks a little before taking another drag off his cigarette.

Well...Voice...you wanted me to take this seriously...

I do.

Ok, then...

Carson...do you think this is a joke? Do...do you actually think this brain trauma is all just...snake-oil sales?

Motherfucker, this is MY LIFE! The voice isn't a fucking gimmick, boy! It's a God Damn reality I have to face every single waking moment! Do you think I asked for a fucking brain injury in Japan so I can say, "Oh, what a great idea this is!" later on down the line? Do you think waking up and hearing a God damn VOICE TELLING YOU HORRIBLE THINGS IS JUST FOR SHOW?! I used to be a good, kind person. I used to care about what I did and who I did it to.

Then one kick to the head, and I become a fuckin' killer.

'Oh, what a clever concept. Shame it's the only thing you have going for you.' Oh, suck! A! Dick! Like YOU'RE anything special, sweetheart. I have seen, fought, and beaten COUNTLESS people that look and act exactly like you since the day I emerged from the womb. YOU, Mr. Ramsay...are nothing short of a lackluster attempt at beating a dead horse, and for that, I say, FUCK. YOU.


Honestly, the only thing I understood was your little shit-talk on me. Everything else just sounded like verbal queefs.

Wigger d-bag.

Jameson Royale!

....I actually kinda like you...you're like a weird backwoods version of my cousin. The rambling and the beard and no mustache...yeah...

I'm gonna kill ya, but I won't be happy about it.

Cutie.

Next up is-

I KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

Piff Fumador...Piff, baby...

Piff, I'm at a crossroads with you, sweetheart. I am. On one road, I like ya. I like the cut of your J-I-B, my man. Smoke that shimya till you pass out.

And on the OTHER road...you didn't give me the time of day...no shout outs? Threats? Observations?

Wait...Voice, did he?

Nope.

Ok, then. So you make this whole hoopla about people overlooking the greatest luchador in EAW history, and yet...you completely overlook me.

Piff, don't get it twisted: I respect and admire your ability. You are first class in the ring, on the mic, and on the pipe.

But don't take my kindness as overlooking you, sonny. You should be seeing it as "This motherfucker knows me really, really well and is probably gonna break my leg." You should be seeing this as, "I should look out for Kenny Fuckin' Drake."

BUT...rest assured, once we're outside of the ring, I'm your man, Stan! I'll preroll a solid blunt for us to share after the Battle Royal as a sign of good tidings.

So generous of you.


Nick Angel.

I don't know you. You don't know me.

But apparently, everyone in this match has a hard-on for you, so...I guess you make my list, dontcha?

I can see that you and Carson Ramsay have your problems with each other - I mean...who wouldn't with Slim Jesus over there - but I think you need to start caring less about what Mr. FUBU thinks, and more about what I'm going to do to you in that ring at Shock Value. You appear to be the Number One man in this thing, and all the odds seem to be for you.

You know that makes you Target Number One, right?

The rest of the douchebags in this match will probably gun for you, but I am sure you can take them.

But once I shatter your tibia bone with a well placed kick, and you crumple to the mat...you're gonna look up into these cold, Blue eyes...and you're going to realize something:

You.
Fucked.
Up.


Kenny takes a final drag off his cigarette and flicks it behind him. He blows the smoke out as he stares into the camera.

The rest of you? I'll get to you eventually. I'm sure you all have some wise-ass, half-assed retort planned...

But tomorrow night? Those words won't matter.

The only words y'all will be saying Saturday night?

"Somebody. Please. Help. Me."


Kenny stands and grabs his leather jacket off a nearby table.

My name is Kenny Drake.

I am from Portland, Oregon.

And you're all fuckin' dead.


Kenny suddenly steps back and delivers a SUPERKIIIIIIIICK to the camera, which immediately goes to

black.

El Landerson
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 8:36 pm by El Landerson
[Camera opens when El Landerson is talking to Team DCW in the Parking lot while Doug Douglas stops him]

Doug: Excuse me Landerson, but can I get a few moments of your time before your match this Saturday.

Landerson: Como va?


Doug: last Sunday on Voltage you lost your triple threat match to Nick Angel in Carson Ramsay in then now you will challenge all fourteen of your Opponents on Shock Value PPV in your Shock Collar Battle royal in the winner earns the Eaw Championship at Shock Value PPV So any thoughts Landerson ?


Landerson: Well you see Doug, the reason that I lost my match to Nick Angel last Sunday was because they rather let him win instead of me cause three weeks ago on Shock Value I also lost my other match to Hades for the Number No'1 Contender of the Answers World Championship but now it's every men for themselves in our Shock Collar Battle royal because they will learn to respect me in that goes for everyone including my friend in foe and tag partner Piff Fumador cause he's the one that me in him wear the best Rivalry ever had on Eaw but now on Shock Vale PPV we won't be friends or anything like that until after our Shock Collar Battle royal tomorrow night on Shock Value PPV.

Doug: Landerson can you even defeat all of your Opponents at Shock Value PPV this Saturday.


Landerson: if it depends on hows the match gonna be because once i eliminate Clark Duncan in Zayn Christ then you all will see me become your next Number one Contender for the Answers World Championship Opportunity in our Shock Collar Battle royal cause when i enter that Shock Value ring tomorrow then they are going to see your new Number No'1 Contender for the Eaw Champion at Shock Value PPV this Saturday night.

(Landerson Bumps into his Old former DCW Maxwell Dachs in Kerry Keller)

Landerson: oh sorry i didn't mean to bump in to you sir.

Maxwell: watch what you're going Landerson.

Landerson: Maxwell Dachs what on earth are you doing here.



Maxwell: just came here to wish you luck in your Shock Collar Battle royal match on Shock Value PPV this Saturday.

Landerson: that's the nicest thing you ever say to me like that before since we lost our match on showdown's Redemption PPV after we got Disqualified when Venom came out from the barricade in attacked the Hexa-Gun at Redemption PPV but now I'm going to win this week's Shock Collar Battle royal for an Opportunity of the Answers World Championship on Shock Value PPV tomorrow.


Maxwell: oh that's nothing Landerson, in speaking of someone I got Kerry Keller with me in he would like to ask you a few Answers of your match on Shock Value PPV.

Kerry: Landerson I know that you in i had a fantastic Rivalry together since last year on Showdown but now you have moved on into your chance to become the next Number One Contender for the Eaw Championship at Shock Value PPV because me in Maxwell Dachs are going to watch you from backstage in see you win this Shock Collar Battle royal match on Shock Value PPV this Saturday.


Maxwell: So go out there in win this Shock Collar Battle royal match for us in then after that the three of us can Celebrate your victory until you beat all fourteen of your Opponents on Shock Value PPV.


Kerry: Because we are still Team DCW forever.


Maxwell: come on Landerson one last time for good ole' sake.



Landerson: okay fine let's do it one more time just for fun.


{Landerson in Maxwell Dachs and Kerry Keller all both chant Team DCW}

DCW, DCW DCW


(Landerson leaves when Doug Douglas Continues talking)


Doug: there you have it ladies and gentlemen because tomorrow on Shock Value El Landerson will be in action when he takes on fourteen of his Opponents in his Shock Collar Battle royal match this Saturday.




Doug: So we hope that Landerson can win his Shock Collar Battle royal match on Shock Value this week after he become our new Number One Contender of the Answers World Championship at Shock Value PPV.


[Camera fades when El Landerson goes back to his Dressing room before Shock Value PPV even begins tomorrow]
Clark Duncan
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 8:09 pm by Clark Duncan
Nothing to lose, everything to gain.

Contrary to popular belief, I go into Shock Value free from fear. You see, while my intention is well and truly to win, I'm also not that fussed if I do lose. For me, the New Breed Championship is still mine. I can already hear people saying "Oh, but Clark, why are you settling for that when you can have a shot at the Answers World Championship?" It's a good question. It took me a while to actually think of the appropriate answer. Sure, the critics will stand up and say that I have prove I'm worthy of the title, as some of my opponents this weekend already have, but I can do that post Shock Value. The facts are that statistically, my record in multi-man matches is poor. I'm usually one of the strongest competitors, often one of the last few standing, yet I never seem to get the job done. That's okay with me, because I don't think that's the whole story, I have time to rewrite that chapter, and I'll do it at Shock Value. How does one tread the fine line between confidence and overconfidence though? I believe many of my opponents for the free-per-view haven't realised they've overstepped. For me, if I win, I have a title and a shot at another. If I lose, I still have the title. For most of my opponents, the reality is that they having nothing to fall back on. Sure, a few may catch the eye of those in charge and subsequently get rewarded for that, but are they prepared to take the road less travelled if they fail this weekend?

Nick Angel just doesn't get it. I'm not sure he's taken a hint from anyone. Carson Ramsay, Piff Fumador and I, we have all tried so hard to make him listen and understand simple concepts. However, he's still hung up on his conspiracy theories and fixated on some over the top ideas. I'm beginning to wonder if Nick truly even believes half the shit he says. Unlike the lot of you, I refuse to continually repeat myself. I've already explained the whole New Breed title saga, but of course none of you care, it's just another point for all of you to carry on about. I can explain it over and over, none of you truly care, so why bother? I rather retort the fallacies. My problem with everything you're saying is simple. You've blatantly ignored all my reasons for what I did. You may be reading them and not believing, but that doesn't make them false. I did nothing wrong. I told Ashten Cross I would find the right man to hold the title and that's what I did. I'm the right man. Not you, not Carson Ramsay, not Piff Fumador. If any of you were actually the right man to hold this title, to lead the division, I can honestly say I would have given one of you the title, but that's simply not the case. I'm not a brat, I'm not a crook, but if you want to attach those labels to my name, go for it. That doesn't change the simple fact that you won't win at Shock Value. As you went on, all I could do was shake my head and sigh. It's like you don't want to believe anything but the tripe in your own mind. I can't even begin to imagine what the ill mind of Nick Angel is even like. It seems like you have so many muddled thoughts running through your brain and you mouth just wants to blurt half of them out. As far as I'm concerned, as long as your mind is focused on the nonsense inside your head, you're no threat to anyone.

The other lunatic who seems to be hung up on the same notions he had at the start of the week is Carson Ramsay. I thought I liked the guy, I thought I respected him. However, as the days have gone, I realised that Carson Ramsay is really just another elitist that thinks his shit doesn't stink. He's got this idea of who I am, one that is a magical fabrication he formed using little snippets from my own words. He twisted them though, he used what I said and made me look like a prick. If only that was half the truth. Carson believes my career thus far has been one repeating cycle. Wrong. Carson believes I don't like change. Wrong. Carson believes that I'm not the one who should be leading the new breed. Wrong. The problem here is that Carson Ramsay needs to actually do his research and check the facts. No, in fact, I'll let him weasel out of that one. Maybe just listen to what I have to say and not pick and choose what you want to hear. That's something Jay Omen does. You're not stooping to his level of mediocrity are you now, Carson? You see, I may have had a few unfortunate losses, but every time I did lose, I came back and fought harder than I was before it. That's how I got here. I learned from the mistakes I made and that's why I am the most qualified individual to be New Breed Champion. I had a chance to win this title and I failed, but I studied my failure and pinpointed the moment that lead to me not being that champion at that time. Now, here I am, as your New Breed Champion whether you like it or not. I have changed. You weren't around when Clark Duncan first walked into EAW and everyone laughed thinking that I was some casual comedian that didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of going anywhere. Since then, I realised that the people here wouldn't buy what I was selling. I had to smarten up and use my brain as well as my in-ring ability. That's how I stand before you as the man I am. Whether people like you want to admit it, this place is a business. You need to not just be able to wrestle, but to talk and make the right business moves. I never envisioned me and such a role on Voltage, overseeing talent and all, but I realised that the job had to have some perks so I capitalised. I'll rephrase this for you, just to make it clear to you. It's not that you're not worthy of being New Breed Champion buddy, you're just not as worthy as I am. You've been here for what? Not even a month? Just because you're the name on everyone's lips doesn't make you a guy that should be holding this belt. Too many times in EAW history has a talented new guy been handing something way too soon and has let it go to his head. You strike me as the perfect person to do exactly that. Get the chance and implode. I was ready for this. Being New Breed Champion, copping the barrage of hate that comes with the decision I made and being the biggest threat to win the Shock Collar Battle Royal. And you know what? I'm okay with all of it.

The other boys like Jameson Royale, Average Gatsby and Piff Fumador have also been vocal, but there's not too much to say to them. They need to understand that they're in with a fighting chance if they believe it. I'm not so naive as to complete discredit them. I give them all a chance. That's a mistake I made and have learned from. Nick Angel and Carson Ramsay have been disrespectful in that regard, at times failing to recognise that this isn't a triple threat match. That error could turn out to be quite costly and I sincerely hope it is. I hope their arrogance bites them in the arse and the other competitors are so salty at their negligence that they make the two of them prime targets. Me? Well, they can get to me later as I'll be waiting for the onslaught. The biggest opportunity of our careers is around the corner and I'm riding the wave of momentum to victory.

Clark Duncan always gets the last laugh.
The Heart Break Boy
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 7:25 pm by The Heart Break Boy
(Cameras open up as the Heart Break Boy is shown walking through the Mall of America, two days before his match againstThomas Minns. HBB has a picture in his hand of Thomas Minns with the label on it, "Mentally Challenged Mastermind." HBB is going up to random girls and asking them if they find Thomas Minns particularly attractive in order to tell if his daughters would even be interested in him. The EAW cameras follow HBB throughout the entire process.)

(The first girl that HBB goes up to looks around the 20-25ish range with blonde hair and an amazing smile. HBB goes up to talk with her.)

HBB: Hey, my name is the Heart Break Boy. I am currently working with a wrestling company called EAW. This guy, I'm facing says that he's going to bang my daughters. I just want to know if this is the type of face that a daughter would love. What do you say? (HBB shows the girl the picture as she laughs with al look of confusion on her face.)

Girl #1: What's that thing in the middle?

HBB: What thing? The "Mentally Challenged Mastermind?"

Girl#1: Nooooo... that little thing below his waist.

(HBB looks at the camera and quickly yells "CUT!" as the camera transitions to another girl. She is African American and a huge fan of EAW.)

Girl #2: Oh my God. I can't believe that I'm talking to the Heart Break Boy. (She starts crying as HBB hugs her)

HBB: Awwwww... It's nice to meet you too. (HBB lifts up the picture to her while they're hugging and the girl screams.)

Girl#2: What is that?!

HBB: What? He's a handsome fella.

Girl#2: He looks creepy. I wouldn't date him. Who is he? I'm sorry if that's your son.

HBB: MY SON?! Heck no, sister.

Girl#2: Oh, good because I was surely about to say that he definitely has his mother's looks.

HBB: Really?

Girl#2: You know what, this is wrong.

(Cameras cut and transition to an old lady that's walking throughout the mall. HBB shows her the picture of Thomas Minns as she starts grabbing money out of her pocket then giving it to the Heart Break Boy.)

HBB: What is this for?

Old Lady: I thought he was mentally challenged? I don't mind helping out with medical bills, now.

HBB: No, no... Ignore the words on it.

Old Lady: I can't really see those words, I just thought that's how he is based off his looks.

HBB: What?! Isn't this a face only a mother could love.

Old Lady: Literally. Hopefully he never tries being a male escort.

HBB: With these looks?

Old Lady: Well, I think he would have pulled off this look in the 30's but not in the 60's, darling.

HBB: Ouch.

(Cameras cut and transition to an overweight woman and HBB shows her the picture.)

Overweight woman: He's not bad. He couldn't handle me with that small thing down there. But I would definitely date him.

HBB: You sure?

Overweight woman: Does he wrestle?

HBB: Yeah.

Overweight woman: Tell him to start adding socks in his shorts or something.

HBB: Gotcha.

(Cameras cut and transition to two twin girls that so happen to be giggling and laughing as they spot HBB before he approaches.)

HBB: How are you girls doing?

Twin#1: Heyyyyy!

HBB: Do me a favor.

Twin#2: What's that?

HBB: Rate this picture: 1-10.

Twin#1: I'll give him a 3. He just needs to change up his hair a little.

Twin#2: ................

HBB: What?! You like him?

Twin#2: No, I think he's hideous. I'll give him a -1.

HBB: Woooowww... Can you believe it, girls? This guy claims he can bang my daughters with his Netflix and Chill stuff.

Twin#2: I don't think even a drunk tranny would give him a time of day.

Twin#1: Stop it... don't be too harsh. He does have a nice smile, though.

(HBB looks at the camera)

HBB: Not until I kick it in on Sunday! Hahaha.

(Cameras cut as HBB is sitting down, eating his food at the food court in the Mall of America. Suddenly two guys sit right next to him. They start smiling at HBB as he looks at them awkwardly.)

HBB: Ummm... Can I help you with anything?

Guy#1: Oh, I'm sorry... I thought you were gay.

HBB: Not even close.

Guy#2: Then why do you have a picture of that guy? Is that like your secret admirer or something?

Guy#1: We totally thought he was gay.

HBB: Uh nope. Do you guys find him attractive?

Guys: Heck yeah!

HBB: Then suit yourself.

(HBB hands them the picture of Thomas Minns as he sips on his straw. The two guys take the picture and take off.)

HBB: Have fun.

(Cameras cut back into the Heart Break Boy's locker-room as he faces the camera.)

Well, I guess America has spoken.

But enough of the extra crap. I'm pretty sure there's a billion other girls in this world that would love for Thomas Minns to bang them. (HBB smiles sarcastically) Then again, I can't tell yet. Anyway, back at it again with this guy, who is seemingly proud of himself. I told this young man that he had potential and then he starts saying how he would bang my daughter. And now he thinks that its gotten under my skin? Of course, I'm going to get pissed off by the fact you're talking about my family, especially ones that I have raised. If think its "under my skin," then you have a lot to learn. You're presenting yourself like the young man that I did not compliment. You're presenting yourself as a unprofessional with loads of lack in creative juices. It's pretty easy for guys to say they're going to bang someone else's' daughters but its not going to help them move forward. So I'm sitting here and still wondering how banging my daughters is supposed to get under my skin? How is it supposed to help you? If anything, it helps you look stupid and its only rallies up the fire inside of me once that bell rings.

Regardless or not, I'm going to fry your entire brains and feed the leftovers to a bunch of Hannibal, win or lose. Also, if I win or lose, I'm not going to give you the time or day to begin in my thoughts. I'm only speaking to you, young man because your name is going up against me on the match card and the only the thing you have seemed to resort to is half-written, poorly chosen insults. I don't think it holds any integrity to pound your way through the ranks. I'm shocked that you mentioned of beating Pizza Boy then I have remembered losing to Storm Lightning. It doesn't matter if you beat him or not. It doesn't change the fact that the Pizza Boy has enough talent to be spark throughout the EAW Universe while Thomas Minns can only be labeled with "potential," like a background dancer.

You want to talk about humiliation? Give me a definition of humiliation after this match is done. Because then you would finally found out what that word actually means. And how could past accomplishments and accolades turn out to be irrelevant? Oh, I know because you haven't had any yet! Rookie mistake. If there's no importance of accomplishments and accolades then there's no reason to even have them in history. It's a pointless argument and holds little respect from guys like you that just come out of the waters to call them a "failure" when they've already accomplished everything you haven't even come centimeters closed to or ever will. What's really turned out to be a comedy relief of how you're comparing an accomplishment with helping Kevin Devastation leave as its something to take note of. I highly doubt anyone would be in awe over anything like that. To go along with it, you gave me sloppy examples in Diamond Cage and Dark Demon. You're assuming that they're affected by your presence. You think you're bigger than you actually are which is also scarier for a young man to think. Because if you think that you're bigger now then wait until the load of trying to become a EAW Champion comes to you. IF that won't humble you then I can surely help before you get out of hand.

My match with Lioncross was one to remember. As much of respect I have for Lioncross, I was challenging him to get better if you paid attention to anything. Recent outcomes between us, I had always edged him over. At Redemption, I did not care if the outcome came out of my reach. The only thing I wanted to prove is that Lioncross still had it him to become ruthless. And you're calling me out to become ruthless is like a baby cub roaring at an enemy lion. Nevertheless, I'm giving you what you asked for. In fact, I'm going to give you more than you asked for. Because I'm so generous and that's my middle name. I'm going to special gift wrap this present to you on Showdown. Then maybe afterwards, Madison and yourself can have many more Netflix and Chills from your own hospital bed.

It might sting a little. It might give you speculation of own personal talents. It might even humble yourself. One thing for sure that I know, after this match is said and done.

You're going to hoping the God that I serve is real.

Because he's the only one that can save you from your poor excuse as a true threat.

(The Heart Break Boy smiles into the camera as it fades to black.)


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J-Dynasty 2?
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 6:47 pm by J-Dynasty 2?
Tiberius Jones appears in his hotel with the Hexa-gun dolls and the “she’s coming” note that were placed in front of his door by Lucy, one of Eclipse’s “sisters”. Tiberius seems to have a frown on his face burning out a few candles, but it a bit overdramatic to be a truthful display.

Now this is one way to ruin a guy’s Friday night, before I watched Eclipse’s little video I had spent all day prepping myself for a meeting with my secret admirer ever since I woke up in the morning with these presents left for me. I had half expected that tall glass of water who made my puppets for that DCW crap to be behind this, sure she seemed to be very professional focused on the cute little show, but deep down behind her cold exterior must have held an inner fire YEARNING for T Jones. Or it could have just been a crazed super fan, it wouldn’t be the first time a star such as myself had nutty groupies who’d do anything to get their hands on what they so richly desire, I figured I could give that lucky person the night of her life. Either way, she was coming.

But then my heart was broken, I decide to take care of my EAW tasks before our faithful encounter, and it turns out I see those creepy little kids Eclipse hangs out with were behind this!

I don’t appreciate Eclipse sending his little sisters to my hotel room in the middle of the night, people might start thinking I have the same fetish he does!

But you’re in luck Eclipse, I may have wasted my Friday night plans and some of my hotel neighbors may look at me crooked, but at least these dolls look pretty fucking cool. My sister, Ammit, would love these, she was always into those mystic areas of knowledge that bored the hell out of me.

Still, your presents won’t save you from the ass kicking you have coming at Shock Value. Neither will this she-demon that you’re interacting with lately. Listen, though I’m not the best person to be saying this since I was sort of exiled from my tribe for a long period of time due to being caught importing too much technology, and whores, onto our island, I understand having a devotion to spirits and totems. I still wear my Komodo dragon mask from time to time, though I’m not as into it as my sister is while she indoctrinated Anubis and Jaywalker into our ways. However, there is a limit to how much we humans are able to channel powers beyond our understanding, the forces that we attempt to harness only give us small fractions of their true power, and worst of all they’re whimsical making folly out of users both wise and dumb. The world use to be filled with feared practitioners of dark arts, among many arts, yet it is guns, germs, and steel that have won in the end when it comes to ruling the world! Even those who rely on the ethereal have had to come to terms with needing to adapt to the new world, whatever craft you’re up to won’t save you from those represent modern warfare, Hexa-gun.

As for JJ Silva, I don’t quite fathom just how much you must be exaggerating when you say you, alongside the Iconomy, have “slain” those men you listed, but I’ve legitimately defeated, aside from one in Tyler, all of those men you listed and I did so before I joined Hexa-gun. Yes, even Tybull, though the EAW board reversed the decision of my victory the weak after because they HAD to keep their golden boy’s streak alive, I still laugh at how their crush for Tybull turned out for them. If I defeated on my own people your entire group needed to take on, what’s left to be said about the difference between you and I? Nothing you say has any value. You act like I haven’t defeated people comparable to your group’s fallen foes, then you list people I have defeated to brag about who you’ve conquered. You then go on about how I only get scraps as a member of Hexa-gun, but I pinned Mr.DEDEDE, if DDD is a scrap what is the rest of EAW? The only other people on his level, considering the fall of The Heart Break Boy and the disappearance of Robbie V, are Jaywalker and Y2Impact, allies of mine.  I think your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. Whether I am alone or with Hexa-gun, my feats far outrank yours! I’m a gemstone, you’re a throwaway stone little kid’s throw to see how many times it’ll skip across a pond before it succumbs to the waters below. Perhaps that suits you? Perhaps there is a hand of god, a figure who cares not for you at all, it only watches you toil and try to stay above water out of amusement after you’ve been tossed from its grip. Is Shock Value where your ability to stay above water end? Will you become a sinking stone? We shall see.

As for Showdown…….as for Jason Cage.

I don’t understand what people don’t understand about me being in Hexa-gun and being brokered by the J-Dynasty, these are some of the most in the know individuals in the wrestling industry, I got connections on top of connections….if I want to know who someone is best believe I’ll be given the information that I require. Nobody enters my dark alley without me knowing their history, so I know where to stab and the worth of the purse I’ll be snatching from their grasps. Jason, instead of thinking I don’t know who you are, you ought to be wondering if I don’t know what you ate for breakfast this morning.

Tiberius showcases the strange look in the eyes of the Hexa-gun dolls he was given by Lucy.

Our eyes may not be as creepy as these little toys I’ve been given, but I can assure you they’re much more effective. Don’t underestimate the networks I’m in. You were into this Elite crap before even Zack Crash was, so of course we instantly do not have a favourable opinion of you, you represent everything that we despise. If anything, this is a great opportunity for us to stomp upon a relic elitists might consider sacred, we will showcase just how serious we are about the supremacy of extreme.

It’s no surprise that a forefather of elite would be so ignorant, the whole movement is based on misconceptions, so of course you’d be unaware that Shock Value will be before Showdown.  And though you seem to think we’re distracted from this encounter, I’ve already said what I’ve had to say about it and I’ve been the one waiting for you, and Diamond Cage, to show true focus on this match. The funny thing is, you talk all about purity, yet fail to see the only pure thing that matters in this tag match. Drake & Jones is a pure tag team, an actual real tandem amongst those who walk the grounds of EAW, you and Diamond Cage are just two random guys with the same last name, how do you expect to out maneuver us in tag team action? Let alone do so in our domain of extreme rules? Oh wait, you somehow think you’ll get me into a position where I’ll tap or snap. I didn’t become the slickest of the slick by being easily detained, being caught in a hold is the ultimate shame for a rogue like myself who prowls and stealthily pilfers what the objective demands.  Like most elitists, you cling to pure wrestling because that’s all you’re good at, while extreme favours both pure wrestling and the finality of hardcore wrestling. You say we won’t be enough as long as you have something to say about it, but the thing is that NOBODY cares about what you have to say or bring to the EAW table. You’re something that has already been thrown off the EAW table and onto the ground before, but somehow like a crumb you’ve been carried back up by a spider and thus you’re back giving everyone an upset stomach wondering if now the entire supply of food has been contaminated. Still, there is no fear needed to be had, Drake & Jones have the medicine for just such a sickness, just the type of weaponry to wipe out dirty existences from the sights of man.

End.
The Mexican Samurai
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 5:59 pm by The Mexican Samurai
Showdown Promo 2


A banner hangs from ceiling of the condominium of The Mexican Samurai as various wrestlers are chatting, smoking, and drinking. "Congratulations, Haruna!" is etched across the canvas of the banner as Aria Jaxon and Brett Kennedy dance in the living room which is decorated  with strobing lights and a personal DJ who is playing some EDM. Dark Demon and Chris Elite are pounding beers as Elite starts to stagger, Chris Elite tips over and crashes into a wall which fills the room with plenty of laughs as Dark Demon whispers "pussy" to himself and walks over to Cameron Ella Eva. They compare titles as Cameron blushes and Demon nods at Samurai who is walking around the room surveying the multiple elitists that he had invited from the locker room. Samurai spots Cloud Matsuda over near the front door and bee lines straight to her.
 
Samurai: Cloud! There you are!  Do we have everything prepared for the surprise party for Haruna? 

Cloud: Let's take a look, put Mr. DEDEDE and Ryan Savage into separate rooms.  Check. Don't invite Lioncross, check. Bring twice the alcohol in consideration of Dark Demon coming. Check. Give invitation to Haruna under disguise as a pre-Shockwave house party.  I'm just going to check that, because you said that you would take care of it. 

Samurai: Wait, what? I told you that I couldn't get that done because I tried going to her hotel and she didn't answer the door.  You're her tag team partner, "Curry", so did you go ask "Sexy" to come to the party?   

Cloud: Why are you turning this on me? I did everything that I needed to do and you expect me to be best friends with Haruna? She's been hesitant to be my partner ever since it was announced, so don't think that just because we are partners that we suddenly send snapchats towards one another and gossip about boys.  

Samurai: You had one job!  One job, Cloud!!! Oh my god, I called you and said that, "I did NOT give the invitation to Haruna."

Cloud: What the hell? I told you that the phone line was bad, you kept cutting in and out. It certainly sounded like you said that you gave out the invitation!   

Cloud puts a finger onto Samurai's chest, emphasizing her words just a little bit louder. 

Cloud: I helped you set all this up for your little crush on Haruna and I didn't have to do it, and here you are putting the blame on me for the fact that you screwed up!  

Samurai: Had I known that you would have been this incompetent in doing the job then I would of gotten someone else to do it!  You absolutely suck at keeping a clean line of communication! 

Cloud gets in the face of Samurai as she becomes more aggressive and starts charging forward and begins to push Samurai. 

Cloud: I suck? Me!?  You suck at being romantic, maybe that's the reason why Haruna won't give you a chance because you just come off as a creepy stalker? 

Samurai doesn't back down though and continues to step backwards as he defense himself. 

Samurai: I'm a stalker? This coming from the girl who forms a tag team and creates a name without the permission of the chosen partner.  I can see why Haruna doesn’t want to tag with you and "Sexy Curry" is a stupid, dumb name. 

Cloud: MEXICAN SAMURAI IS A STUPID NAME, AND MEXIRUNA IS A HORRIBLE TITLE FOR A SHIP! 

Samurai: HA, ALL THIS COMING FROM A DIRTY FUJOSHI? 

Cloud: AT LEAST, I'M JAPANESE. WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE FOR HAVING A NAME LIKE SAMURAI? 

Samurai: I HATE YOU! 

CLOUD: I HATE YOU, MORE! 

SAMURAI: I HATE... 

As Samurai is about to speak, he trips over a couch and grabs the waist of Cloud who falls on top of Samurai with a loud thud. Samurai lays flat on his back as Cloud's body presses into his, legs wrapped around legs, chest to chest, as they look into each other's eyes. There is a moment of silence as no words are spoken, and their lips slightly close to one another's...close enough to feel each other's breathing pattern as it begins to heighten. They inch their lips closer as the heat of the moment starts to take it's course, Samurai grips the waist of Cloud and closes his eyes as he leans in.... 

Dark Demon:  Eh, what the fook do think you're doing?  I 'eard a loud bang, you guys must be drunk as fuck! 

Cloud immediately opens her eyes and jumps off Samurai as he begins to brush her clothes, Samurai slowly gets up looking confused as he dusts himself too. 

Cloud: Nothing happened! Absolutely nothing!!! 

Cloud glances at Samurai with a callous look on her face. 

Samurai: Yeah....nothing happened. I just tripped and Cloud was helping me back up. 

Dark Demon looked at both Samurai and Cloud for a split second as Cloud and Samurai's face grew red. Dark Demon surveyed for just a moment longer before shaking his head and grabbed Samurai by the arm.   

Dark Demon: C'mon ye fookin' drunk. We are gonna drink some more! 

Dark Demon started to lead Samurai out of the room as he shrugged his shoulders at Cloud. 

Samurai:  I guess...Haruna isn't coming, huh? 

Cloud hesitated for a bit, obviously thinking about what just happened prior, she shrugged her shoulders too. 

Cloud: I guess not? 

-------------------------------------------------

Lioncross, do you really think that you have me all figured out? That I'm some vagrant who has no idea of my purpose and personality? Everything that I do has a specific purpose and reason for why I'm doing it and just because you can't see the big picture doesn't mean that I don't know what I’m doing. Unlike you, not everything is in shades of black and white, I can't sit here and pretend not to care because I actually do care about the outcome of this match. Usually, I wouldn't but there is too much at stake here.  Your words cut deeply because you obviously know the struggle that I've been going through, and it was on perfect display when I faced Jamie O' Hara.   

Jamie O' Hara had already been on a role and I was just starting with the company, but I was just like any other hot-head young'n who had an express purpose and dream, and I thought that it would be a piece of cake to fulfill my destiny. I came in with lofty expectations for myself and Jamie O' Hara cut them down right at the root....I was never the same after I loss to him  I can see why he is now the champion because when I faced him, he absolutely tore into me and made me feel completely helpless. I couldn’t do a damn thing, and every single bit of effort that I put into that match was just a little bit short to the technical mastery that Jamie O' Hara put into the ring.   


I never want to feel that helpless ever again.  


I came out of that match looking like a fool and a man who would say nothing but empty words but I won't ever let that happen to me again. No. I told you that I wanted to dictate my own destiny...if I don't want to care about anything then I won't. When I do, then I'll make sure to turn on that switch and make sure that the whole locker room takes notice.   


Lioncross, you make me care. You only had one match since you came into EAW but I have to be the Jamie O' Hara and I have to be the measuring stick that dictates your success.  I'm tired of being the person that can't win the big matches when they count. I couldn't win the number one contendership for the Interwire Championship, I was runner-up for the 24/7 contract, and I "loss" in the "I Quit" match. This reputation for never winning a match that counts is hanging over the head, constantly mocking me in my dreams. Why do I care now? I don't care about the overall picture, it's the little things that continue to hold me back, so I have to quell these superstitions first.  


This fluctuation of personality continues to haunt me, it makes me nervous when I sit and look at my surroundings, I can flip at any moment and there might not be any survivors.  It's mostly the paychecks...or is it? I talk and talk and talk and people can see right through me, there is this urging of passion that is just waiting to leak out at a moment's notice and I keep holding it within myself, almost afraid of the person that I can become.  

 
To be honest, I don't know which part of me is going to show up, Lioncross.  I'm a little scared, I'm a little excited. The possibilities are endless but I can guarantee that you are in for the fight of your life, and you'll realize that you came back at the wrong time when you realize that there are others that will always surpass you. The wind howls and things are starting to change in the landscape of Showdown, no longer will I sit on the sidelines, it's my time. Whether I care or not. 


It's my time, Lioncross. It won't heal your wounds.  You'll just be forgotten.
Eclipse Diemos
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 5:47 pm by Eclipse Diemos
Whisper’s Echo


Jocelyn lifted her head as the sound of the doors opening in the warehouse caught her attention. It wasn’t exactly early in the morning, it had actually turned into the afternoon, but typically people didn’t enter into the warehouse at this time. Sometimes a passerby would peek inside, and sometimes one of the children from the street would find this place from hearsay and would walk in with smiles on their faces as they realized that shangri-la had been discovered. This wasn’t a child. A woman, cloaked in a vibrant crimson, gazed at them with black eyes. Her smile split her mouth, more like a garish scar than an actual smile. Those deep piercing black eyes pierced through the very soul of Jocelyn as she continued to walk forward, until at last she was face to face with her. Her flowing black hair moving as if it was in a wind, as her cold hands gently brushed against the side of Jocelyn’s face.

“Oh. He said that you looked like your mother. He wasn’t lying apparently. You look so much like her. It’s beautiful.” the woman whispered softly, before kissing her forehead, leaving a black lipstick mark as she stood back up and turned around, looking at the entirety of the warehouse. The other children stared at her with a mixture of shock and awe on their face as she walked around them before stepping towards the door. She cocked her head sideways, glancing back to look at the children before that smile cut its way along her face once more. “Oh come now children...don’t you want to go to your new home?” she asked, as she nodded for them to follow her, offering her hand out. The children didn’t want to move from their position, too terrified to think about even trying. Nevaeh however made the first move. Walking forward slowly, she placed her hand in the woman’s and turned to face the others, a smile creasing along her face as she nodded to them.
“Mama.” she said, looking back up at the woman who nodded down to her and began to walk towards the exit.


Mother. A word that was as akin to god in these children’s minds as any other word. A mother was something these children hadn’t had for a long time. For their most quiet sister to call a woman they had never met...Mother. Jocelyn smiled and walked after her, motioning for the rest to follow her. This was what Eclipse had left to search for. He hadn’t left them to rot and die. He had left them to find the source of the whispers...a being as akin to god in his own mind as she was to theirs. He had left to find them a mother, and he had found her. A woman that wouldn’t just nurture the children, but would be the gate against Eclipse’s anger and rage, knowing when to open the floodgates and release the downpour of his entire fury and vengeance, and when to shut it fast so that his own self destruction wouldn’t be so assured. She was the source of the whispering, having hidden away within the confines of a world between life and death. Her voice echoed in the minds of children who had felt the hardships of the world that had left them to rot and die. She was the master of that world, a woman who resided as the patron saint of torture and pain. The children didn’t know what to call her...but the whispers knew just what name to implant into their psyche. A name that would ring in the memory of Eclipse, and would forever stain his heart, to remind him all that he sacrificed to let her into his heart. Enessa. Her name would forever be, Enessa.
Eclipse let out a laugh as he walked in the darkness of the basement. Their new home. A large cottage like home, sheltered from the outside world in the darkness of the forest. The basement would remain as his own personal domain. A city unto his own. Space to move around, silence to think, sealed away from all the others. His mouth opened wider as another laugh bubbled forth and he held the side of his head, the insanity pouring forth with fits of the same laughter before he turned his head straight up, gazing into the darkness with a crazed smile. The whispers had left him now, but now her real voice was there to guide him. He lifted his hands up, pressing them against his face as he let out another scream like laugh before lunging into the darkness, his entire body completely hidden inside of it.


“I’m sorry Hexagun. Did you miss me talking to all of you? Does the fact that the darkness remained so close to your doorsteps disturb you? I’m sure you thought that I would never speak to all of you again...that instead of me talking to you I would allow my siblings to simply have all the fun. You shouldn’t ever think that the darkness allows only one person to enjoy himself. You all have had your time to spin your webs, tell your tales, weave stories of your accomplishments, but in the end, none of it matters. Nothing matters when it comes to your fate tomorrow. Tomorrow, you bathe in your own blood, scream out the lamentations of all of your own sins, and die a thousand times over again and again...for my hand lies outstretched over this domain. I have been reborn anew in this world...a world where torture and passion combine together. A world where the strong put their boots against the neck of the weak, dig their heels in, and then lament over their suffering as they dash their heads against the rocks. That is the world we live in, in this day and age, Hexagun. You have been the alpha predators of that world. You feast upon the carcasses of all the others that have come before you...but now new predators are at your territory. New predators that have combined together, despite differences in all of us, to rid the forest of those that have been taking our prey.


Liam Catterson? The lion. His claws weathered by countless fights...but still ready to bite down upon the throat of the wolves that have stolen prey that he fights for. JJ Silva? The coyote. Hunts in packs, but is just as strong on his own, and ready to bite down upon the wolves that threaten his domain. The Higher Powers? The red wolves to your gray wolves. Joining into their own pack for stability, and looking to push you out of your territory to claim a patch of land for their own. What does that make me? A hyena. The laughter in the darkness, whose bite is most threatening to you, for once my jaws are locked, I will never let go. I won’t release until bones snap, blood flies, and all that you hold dear to you is destroyed. You have stolen prey from me Hexagun. That makes you prey. That makes you the target of my hunt...and in the end...that makes you...a worthy opponent.


All of Hexagun knows my name. They joke, and they pass it off but I think they understand that I am one person they can’t just joke away from this. I am a real threat. I’m not like Jay Omen, who doesn’t have accomplishments to name off of to use. I’m not like Team DCW, who joined into a team because they had the ability to do it. I am a threat because out of everyone that Hexagun has faced, not only have I yet to be pinned by you, but I’ve knocked down your giant twice, and pushed everyone I’ve faced to their limits. You’ve only scratched the surface of mine. It’s time for the games to really begin. Shock Value is the chance of a lifetime for me. I don’t have rules to stop me from what I do best against all of you. I don’t have mercy to display there. The whispers have finally be silenced. Now...her voice leads me down the road to inflict all the torment I can muster upon you. In her name.


They chose to insult my family. HBG even threatened one of them. Mistakes on the battlefield Hexagun. In the end, your time has come. Drawing closer and closer to the end. The Komodo Dragon’s bite will loosen his teeth. Jaegar’s gun will misfire. HBG will regret everything she has ever said. Impact will bleed at my feet...and Luzmala will be brought down as the false monster he is. I will destroy them all...but in the end what does it matter? The future belongs to Hexagun...one loss won’t set them back. No...but one loss will put my course forward. They will never incur onto Voltage again. My teeth will sink deep into their throats, severing their jugular. That will be the end of their invasion onto my territory. No. This loss will mean something to all of you Hexagun. It will mean that your bravado, all of your talk of victory, will become meaningless words. Jargon that can’t be used to harm anyone. Our victory will prove that those that you press your boot upon can rise up from the mud, and grab a hold of victory. That is why I fight. That is why we all fight.


Oh I look forward to this Hexagun. I look forward to making you all bleed. Bleed a lot for me...so I can gather it all...and collect it into ink to mark myself once more. To feel that victory permanently etched into my skin. Oh yes...I desire your blood. I desire damnation as I send you all into the pits of hell and despair. In her name you shall perish. In her name you shall fall. As mother decrees so it shall be. As Enessa orders so I shall obey. The whispers have been silenced. Now her voice echoes in my fists, and sings in my bones. Let her melody reach you, as a requiem to your suffering! Ring out her name and rejoice, Hexagun! For the horseman of madness rides to meet you at Shock Value! Hexagun! Scared yet?!”


He screams out another cacophonous fit of laughter as the lights cut on all around him, displaying every child standing just behind him, their eyes gazing forward as Enessa stands just behind Eclipse, her arms wrapped around him as a mother would to her beloved son. His laughter continues even as the lights begin to hum and crackle before cutting off one at a time, the last light shining onto his face, illuminating the skull tattoo as his laughter dies down and he gazes into the darkness, running his tongue along his lips.

“In her name...run.”
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 4:35 pm by Guest
.:SHOCK VALUE #5:.
"Ironic."

Eris LeCava is seen in a dark, eerie room. The window shows the dark sky, like an ocean ready to swallow the world as a whole behind Eris. A candle is lit. Eris is wearing an “It’s Okay to Stare!!” t-shirt, blue jean shorts, is sitting in front of a stool that has a camera propped on top of it. Eris has various items scattered around and begins to speak.
 
Alright… the gloves are coming off.
 
Eris takes her smart phone with Maddie’s video on pause.
 
I am baffled. I’m lost, stumbled, confused. I sit here and wonder, is that all Maddie has to bring to the table? I was just insulted for thirty minutes straight. It wasn’t anything worth repeating, but it all had to do with my state of mind. You think that your “harsh words” are going to hit deep, Maddie? You think that by hearing you call me a “complete idiot” I’m going to scurry away and hide under my bed, praying to God that what you said isn’t true?! Pardon my French but you’re a fucking moron. I usually don’t like saying anything right away when I hear your unwise words because I like to process things for a day or two. I like to analyze your rash opinions and way of thinking by decoding them and realizing the true meaning behind your words. But after hearing you ramble retarded verses for the past week, I’ve come to the realization that you’re in a worse state of mind than me! Think about it, how fucked up in the head can you be to believe that you’re the greatest EAW has to offer? Poor thing, I guess by having your ass kicked repeatedly by people like Cloud Matsuda, Cailin and Tarah Nova for five consecutive matches really jumbles up the few things that you have up there.
 
Eris takes an extravagant, fancy red-satin box with gold embellishments plastered around and shows the camera that there is visibly nothing there.
 
But back to my main topic, the main point I want to make sure I get across: Is that all Maddie has to offer? When I saw this box at my local thrift store, I immediately thought of Maddie. This box is pretty, beautiful – even. But there’s nothing there. It is merely a shell. Maddie’s “beauty” and bodacious body is nothing but a shell. Once you lose all your physical attributes that make you feel like you’re entitled to everything, then we’ll see the sad wrinkly old bitch you’re destined to be. You know, when I got to declare my number one contender spot for the title I was so excited. I felt my heart race as I uttered the words that made Maddie shit her pants “I’m the new number one contender for the EAW Vixen’s Championship!” After making my big announcement, I walked backstage and couldn’t stop thinking of the adventure that lied ahead. “Maddie and I are going to put this fantastic show for the EAW Universe!” I foolishly told myself. “I can’t wait to see Maddie finally be a good sport! I doubt she’ll be mean to me outside of the ring, I mean I’m Eris LeCava! Everyone loves me!” Boy, was I wrong. I understand that this title means the world for you, Maddie. I get that you’ve gone through a hell of a ride just to be in the spot that you’re in today. I get it. But that doesn’t mean that you can act like you run the Vixens Division. Let’s remember that it took you a VERY long time to get where you’re at. Sure you had a long journey, but your ass can QUICKLY be kicked off of the pedestal. You can easily fall down the latter and be forced to start over. You act as if you’re this invincible being who cannot be touched. Oh, I’m going to touch you alright. All in your sensitive places that’ll make you cum faster than Thomas Minns watching little girls at the park…
 
Eris takes a ticket for a local showing of “Netflix and Minns featuring EAW Vixen’s Champion, Madison Kaline!” and crumples it up in her hand.
 
Oh, Maddie, how can I be jealous of you and Thomas Minns? How can I be jealous of someone having broccoli for dinner when I have the finest steak around? While you’re over there twiddling Minns’ dick, I’m here admiring my beautiful HeartBreakGal. Everyone doesn’t seem to believe me when I say that I actually converse with the warm-blooded, living breathing, ass kicking HBG! But I do! I’ve learned her wrestling philosophy and I’ve taken note of her remarkable journey as one of the greatest Vixen of all time. Can’t you see that she is my ultimate weapon, Maddie? Matter of fact, she’s everyone’s most powerful weapon if they got their head out of their asses and actually paid attention to what’s going around them and not just what’s staring back at them in the mirror.
 
Eris takes the final item and it’s a beat up Tarah Nova action figure. Eris takes the plastic belt that was attached to Tarah’s waist and holds it up with her fingers.
 
What makes me so sure that I’m going to win? I’m different. It’s as simple as that, Maddie. You’ve never faced someone like me in the ring. You can continue rambling useless verses that you probably got off of “HowToBeAPoet.com” saying how I’m just like the rest, but don’t forget that I almost won our match when we were both competing for the Empress of Elite. I had you where I wanted you but unfortunately things don’t work out as planned. Interferences and distractions were brought to light and you took advantage and slithered your way to the finals. On Shock Value there will be no sneaky way for you to win. There will be no opportunity for you to grasp. If for some reason I don’t come out as winner, I’ll make sure you won’t be able to get out of Shock Value on your two feet. I’ll make sure to have paramedics carry your ass out on a god damn stretcher. You can go into Shock Value as cocky as you’d like to but know that you’re in store for one of the worst beatings of your life. Everyone in the locker room knows that you're not one of EAW's greatest champions. Everyone says that you won your championship because Tarah Nova handed it out to you. If you do somehow manage to pull a fast one over me, I'll be proud to say that you worked for it because going against me won't be such a cakewalk as you've stated numerous times before. However, that's not going to happen, isn't it? I’ll make sure to not take my medications that night so you can see who the real ruthless, sinister Eris LeCava is.
 

Eris gives a cocky smirk to the camera as it slowly fades to black.
Florida Man
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 4:21 pm by Florida Man
Shock Value Promo

Extreme Rules..... A ten man extreme rules match at that.... This is going to get ugly in a hurry. Gabriel Eden and I, Higher Power, are teaming up Liam Catterson, to take down Hexa-Gun. On, and not only Liam Catterson. The Iconomy is teaming with us as well, which is something I never thought I'd ever do in my life.

Teaming up with an emo poser prick like Eclipse Diemos... I'd have rather gargled with piss that team up with him. And while I still don't like the guy, there comes a time in this great sport where we have to put aside our hatred of other wrestlers, in order to take down a greater evil. That greater evil, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Hexa-Gun.


Hexa-Gun... you now, every so often in this sort, a group of guys and gals gets together, and starts teaming up and forming a group. They say they want this and that, ad maybe initially they do actually want that, but all in all, what it really comes down to, is power. That's all they want.


I really don't care what Hexa-Gun says they want, because it's all bullshit. Higher Power, Iconomy and Liam Catterson are going to stop you losers dead in your tracks, and then maybe, just maybe, this company can go a few months without another group of assholes who come along and the whole Goddamn process repeats itself.


Hexa-Gun, you can get it into your heads that you're unstoppable, and that Higher Power and Iconomy are nothing, and that Liam Catterson made a mistake in recruiting us, but tomorrow night, you'll have that certainty ripped right out of your heads, when we flat out destroy you, and let EAW have it's peace.
Thomas Minns
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 4:02 pm by Thomas Minns
Showdown #3
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Senile


Have I managed to awaken the beast? Have I poked the bear just a little too much? Where has this fiery side came from, HBB? Last time you talked about Thomas Minns, you were far more conservative with your comments. You had a very Laissez-faire attitude towards me, you seemed very laid back and it almost seemed like you were an admirer of mine. Did I take it a little too far, HBB? Did I cross the line when I brought your daughters into this? I enjoy how easily I can get under your skin. To be fair, I am incredibly good at getting under everyone's skin. Don't think you're too special, HBB. I know the right things to say, I can push everyone's buttons to a point where they just snap, I love it. There's a method behind the madness though, HBB. You might think that I am doing it to just be an asshole. That may be partially right but there's a lot more beneath the surface. My shit talking has a huge effect on my opponents. You might think that it's ludicrious to suggest that but just wait, HBB. Just wait until we step into that squared circle. You won't be able to focus on the tactics that you need to implement to defeat me. All that you'll be able to think about is the comments that I have said to you. The picture of my face uttering the words “I will fuck your daughters” will haunt you. You'll be playing that scene over and over again in your mind during our match. You won't be able to focus on me and that will allow me to destroy you. I've done it with everyone else and i'm doing it with you. It's hilarious how easy it has been to get into your head. All I had to do was to bring up your slutty daughters and you snapped. For a veteran you sure do make some rookie mistakes. There is a reason that I am labelled The Mental Mastermind. Why are you so bothered about your slutty daughter having sex with me though? She's already slept with half the locker room, how much can one more hurt? To be fair, I'm doing you a favour. I'm giving her a good time and giving her a proper daddy. I'll give her a man that she can actually look up too, rather than your worthless ass. I'm taking your daughters off your hands, you should be thanking me. How ungrateful can you get? Appreciate me, HBB. I expect a thank you the next time we talk. The fact that you are trying to make excuses and creative positives out of your loss to Lioncross is frankly embarrassing. Haven't you learnt anything from your years as a professional wrestler? You don't get anything from losing. Absolutely nobody remembers who put up a good fight, people only remember the elitists who won. You were humiliated by Lioncross, all that build up for that performance? How dare you attempt and take positives from that match. You waited two years for that match and you just go down without a fight. Is that how you're going to perform against me? If you think that you're going to get away with that again then think again.

You really are slacking lately, HBB. All those injuries must be catching up with you. You look sloppier than ever, you don't look at all like an EAW Hall of Famer. You've even been relegated to becoming comedy relief. On the subject of comedy relief, how about we talk about your tag team partner? I see that you quickly jumped to his defense. How cute. It's funny how deluded you are about him and about yourself. Please tell me, how do you think he's doing better than me? Last time I checked, I beat The Pizza Boy. What do you have to say about that? That just says it all and proves how much better I am than him. Please, HBB. Next time you try and come for me, make sure that you get your facts straight. People talk about me on a daily basis. It's quite a well known fact that at every minute of the day, someone, somewhere is talking about Thomas Minns. I don't care if people are talking positively or negatively about me. As they say, any publicity is good publicity. I am a bona fide star, abuse and criticism comes with my position. Bitterness and jealously is expected from fellow wrestlers and wrestling fans. I can't exactly blame other people, I am pretty perfect. Girls want to be with me and guys want to be me. Do you seriously think that it bothers me when people resort to name calling? I don't give a single fuck what your ex girl has to say about me, or what anyone has to say about me for that matter. Why would I listen to people that are beneath me? Sure, you might have accomplished all that is to be accomplished here. You might be a Hall of Famer. However, that is all pretty irrelevant. When we step into that ring, none of your previous accomplishments mean a thing. It's mano e mano. One on One. I have gained a bit of a reputation for myself by humiliating EAW Legends. Firstly, I embarrassed Kevin Devastation so much that he took his ball and went home. After I beat Diamond Cage, he fell apart at the seams and has been on a downward spiral ever since. Dark Demon was so scared to face me as he knew the consequences. Do you really want to be humiliated by me? Is that on your bucket list, old man? Your old age seems to be having an effect on your brain already. You're going a little crazy, don't you think HBB? First you think God is real and now you think you're going to beat me! When will the madness end?! You're going senile, HBB. I think it's about time I put you out of your misery.
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 3:33 pm by Guest
Shock Value Promo #3

The Mistress of Death will not be talked down upon
I am God’s Gift to pro wrestling, I work hard from dusk till dawn
I am the Killer of the Vixen Killer, the reigning Champion of the Vixens
I am at the top of the heap, I’m a badass just call me Daryl Dixon
I go by many nicknames, including my personal favorite The Living Legend
Eris LeCava can’t compete with a legend like me, she will be taught a lesson
The lesson of respect, the lesson of honor, the lesson of what a true champion is
Tomorrow Eris LeCava, takes on the Vixens Champion, The Living Legend, the best in the biz

Poem by Madison Kaline 2015

You really are dumber than a box of rocks, aren't you Eris? I can't even begin to comprehend what the hell is going on in that fucked up mind of yours. I for one, imagine that the only thing that occupies your mind is a monkey banging two cymbals together. Or something along those lines. I know for a fact that there's not too much going on up there. Is that why you got into the wrestling industry, Eris? Is it because you're too stupid to get another job? I am in the wrestling industry because I have a natural gift for it. My ability in and out of the ring is second to none. There's a reason that I stand before you the EAW Vixens Champion. Eris on the other hand, her in ring work is a tad poor. I will put that down to the fact that she's a complete idiot more than anything. I am not entirely sure whether or not she can even read or write. I suppose her getting your head bashed about won't really have that much of an effect on her as she's pretty much already brain dead. A concussion would probably be good for her. I'll be kind to you Eris, consider this my official offer to be the one that gives you that much needed concussion. I see that blank look that you give people when they ask a simple question. Even the simplest of sentences baffles you, it's sort of adorable. I say sort of as I used to find it adorable but recently, you've expressed more of a sinister side. Especially in regards to your Vixens Champion, Madison Kaline. I really get under your skin, don't I Eris? Just the thought of me absolutely infuriates you. Picture this, Eris. Madison Kaline stood over a knocked out Eris LeCava, Madison is also lifting her Vixens Championship. How does that sound? I know that you're just rocking back and forth right now, going crazy over the thought of that. Don't worry, Eris, your carer will be here soon to look after you. That picture that I have just described which be absolutely perfect and I going to make sure that it happens after I defeat you. Just imagine that symbolism behind it all. It will for once and all prove to these people that I own this vixens division. People may finally realize that this is my division and I can do whatever the hell I like with it. Consider this a warning, I can flip that switch at any moment. I could kill this division whenever I fucking want too. I can inject this division with a lethal poison that has never been seen before, it will destroy this division from within and it will be a beautiful disaster. Who better to destroy the division than the vixen responsible for keeping it alive? I acted as the life support machine. This division was on it's knees before I graced it with my presence and I can bring it to it's knees whenever the hell I want. I can pull out those wires that connect it to that life support machine. If these fans and vixens roster members want to see this division continue and run smoothly than they better start showing some respect to the Queen Bee.


I find it ironic that you criticize the choice in men that I hang out with. Is someone a bit jealous that men are actually showing me attention? Do you even know what that feels like? Just because absolutely nobody wants your ugly ass butterface. There's no need to be bitter, Eris. Let's get one thing straight though. I am the greatest vixen in the entire world. Scratch that, I am the greatest wrestler in the entire world. I am better than any man or woman that this company has to offer. I've proven how good I am in the past. Tarah Nova couldn't stop me, Aria Jaxon couldn't stop me. What makes you so sure, Eris? Do you think that you are above those two? Do you think that you're above a former EAW's Vixens Champion and Brett Kennedy's manager? Haha, that reminds me. Just look how far Aria Jaxon has fallen since she was slain by moi. She's been relegated to becoming the person that accompanies Brett Kennedy to the ring. How can you go from facing Madison Kaline to being the manager of a loser? Do you really want that to happen to you, Eris? I don't quite think that Eris understands the magnitude of what she is getting herself into. She doesn't even understand the negative connotations that just being listed in a match with me causes. People have been talking, Eris. You're lucky, it's the first time that people have actually ever been talking about you. Everyone has been saying how your career is about to change for the worse. Every body knows what is about to happen. Every body knows that you are about to hit a downward spiral that nobody can stop. People are worried for you. People are worried that you're lost your happy go lucky attitude due to your obsession with me. What's changed, Eris? Where did your smile go? What happened to that happy face you used to put on for everyone? Why are you always frowning so much? Aww, is somebody a little mad that I'm the one holding this Vixens Champion? If you think this is bad, imagine how you're going to feel post Shock Value when I am still the one holding this Vixens Championship. For some reason unknown to me, you've managed to convince yourself that you are going to actually win this match. How deluded can you be? Why on earth do you think that? All you're doing is setting yourself up for even more disappointment. I feel honored though, Eris. I feel honored that I am the one that finally gets to crush all of Eris LeCava's hopes and dreams. How lucky am I? Don't lose your happiness on the pursuit for more.
Cailin Dillon
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 2:01 pm by Cailin Dillon

Showdown #5
 
The more I hear from you, whether it be teaming with you or going against you as an opponent, I realize just how similar we really are. We both have the same competitive attitude, Aria, and we don’t pretend to be invincible like Ariana Lopez. But we are adaptable and we do evolve. It’s funny that someone would still try to chide us by referring to us as new girls. When we arrived here in July, the Vixens division needed a new breath of life. We were the first among an influx of new female talent that flocked to the EAW looking to make a name for us. But they knew what to expect from us early on. We came out firing, all three of us — you, me and Eris LeCava — and they knew it would only be a matter of time before we injected ourselves into a title hunt because we wouldn’t let anything hold us back. I go back and remember the Dollhouse Killers threatening us before our match with them. They said we couldn’t compete with them because we didn’t understand each other like they do. We didn’t have the bond they did. Maybe what they didn’t grasp is that we understand each other far more than either of them could imagine. It’s almost as if I’m looking in a mirror with you. We have different looks and we don’t have the same moves, but out mindsets and our attitudes are the same. We’re part of a new breed of Vixen that showed up and wasn’t content with just being a rookie. We upset the new guard with our early admirations for success. We weren’t willing to wait for things to happen, so we made them happen. Are there are still some, like Ariana, who don’t like the way we’ve risen. They act like our success is just a farce or a fluke. And even after they lose to us, they hold those same opinions. You’ve clearly done your homework on me to know how similar we are. My only regret form July to now is that I let other things keep me from getting in the groove that you and Eris were on by the time the Empress of Elite tournament started. But even in regret you can learn something. While the Iconomy was tumultuous part of my early days here, my finals days with them proved that I was not a Vixen to be taken lightly. We’ve both proven out worth in matches against legendary Vixens, and we both came within seconds of holding championship titles. Because I know how similar we are, I know that I misjudged you slightly. You won’t be stuck thinking about your past title match, nor will I. They serve as the best possible motivations for us to go to war with one another. The last one left standing holding the chance to compete for a belt.
 
We have both experienced the highs and lows that are associated with most wrestling careers, but I won’t dare say the average wrestling career. One thing is clear, and that is that we are not the average wrestler. We are standing at the edge, just an arms reach away from reaching the top echelon of our sport, and we both know we won’t let anything keep us from getting there. We’re not content with waiting years until we get our chances. We’re not willing to take a break when we know the true way to the top is to embrace your mistakes and flaws. Nobody is perfect, nor invincible, and it’s the lessons you learn in the ring and in life that make you so tough to destroy in the ring. I grew up without a mother, with a father who didn’t know what it meant to raise a girl. He didn’t understand what he was supposed to do at every turn of my early development, but he learned from his mistakes and he raised a fighter. He taught me to never back down and to keep fighting for what I want. That’s what makes me so damn tough. The way we are and the moments that made us, it was all the path that set us into this match. Maybe it wasn’t destiny for you at House of Glass, but your chances won’t end there. It’s not to hard to envision a near future where both of us are champions. It’s actually not too hard to envision a future where all three of us — you, me and Eris — are all holding belts and ruling over this division. I know that we are the toughest outs in this match and I know that in the end it will likely be us butting heads directly to see who best earned this opportunity. Our motivations in this match aren’t based on revenge. We’re both motivated by the same things. We’ve come close before, and we won’t dare be denied. I know you look at me and you’re sure you will win this match. Your confidence is enviable for the lesser fighter, but I look square at you and I know I will win this match. It’s not because you’re lesser than me in talent or any other area that we’re far more equals. It’s because of how much I want to be champion. You say you’re motivated, but you have yet to see the sort of determination that I will display for you in this match. I will win this match because of the heart and will I show during it. And there will nothing to be ashamed of on your part.
 
What you show me each and every time out is the message from someone who didn’t think before they spoke, Miss Lopez. It’s easy to get lost in your words with a furrowed brow and a look of confusion, attempting to understand how you draw the conclusions you do, and whether or not you truly understand you to convey your thoughts. I know this, you won’t be able to convey these thoughts of yours into actions in the ring. Your destiny in this match, Ariana, is to lose. So if I’m to understand any of the force fed bullshit that you are trying to spin this time, it’s that you believe my reputation has been built on beating the new girls? That’s all you think I’ve done here over the past several months? If I’m wrong than so be it, but I can only guess from the poorly constructed words you chose to string together. You prefer to accuse me of being a one-trick pony of sorts, sticking with the same angle every time. You practically begged me to stop mentioning you ex last time, and so I did. But you then come at me with the same “facts” that you did before. You spit this “truth” about me being simple minded in a poor attempt to appear consistent. You have achieved that in one way or another. You have been consistently annoying this week. You clearly don’t understand what it’s like for your opponents to have to decipher what it is you’re saying. It’s not because you’re so much more intelligent than all of them. Not hardly. It’s because you seem to speak in code, missing the mark so often that it is you who clearly comes across as the simple minded one. And then you pretend invincibility is your shield. It doesn’t matter what we say or do to you, is that right Ariana? You are set in the belief that it is your destiny to fight Haruna for the Specialists Title, and there is nothing that can stop you. You fail to realize that while you were taking your break and “finding yourself,” there are those of us who did just fine finding themselves while continuing to fight matches. We were improving not by hiding, but by fighting. It’s quite a novel concept really. You might not understand the idea that practicing your craft can actually make you better at it. I’m not sure how simple your mind is, or how simple I’m supposed to believe you are. That’s just it. It’s not that you’re simple minded, necessarily, it’s that you’re just simple. You’re just average and there isn’t anything special about you. Whatever luster you once built up in this company, you lost it. You let it fade away while the new girls you love to hate showed up and started to make this division ours.
 
Why was management so unsure of how to deal with you? Why were you so tough to book? Is it because there were new faces in the crowd they began to prefer more than you? The answer is most likely yes. Please explain to me why you are immune from having your opponents analyze your past? After all, you’ve done so little lately, that all we can do is look at your past. All anyone in this match can really know about you is what you’ve told us. You think you are the perfect winner for this match because of Haruna, you weren’t booked but you should have been and people that aren’t you apparently have simple minds. But you have taken so much crap, huh? You act like I am coming at you like some sort of bully this week. Call me a broken record all you want, but it is you who can’t get past saying the same things to me over and over. You started this after all, and I just came in to finish it. You aren’t being buried by management. You’re being buried by the influx of talent that is better than you. You’re being buried by yourself. I’ve given you plenty to talk about this week, but you haven’t really had all that much to say. How funny that I’ve given you a headache when your tirades were invented to induce headaches for the masses. You aren’t going to win this match, you can be absolutely sure of that. Your destiny is to lose and to reclaim your spot at the back of the line. Thanks for playing this week, but you are the last one that will be earning this No. 1 contender spot.
 
One person that’s been tough for all of us to judge this week has been you, Serena. Your focus has been primarily focused on Ariana from the get-go. I can see that it’s your intention to take her out in this match. Hey, feel free darling. No skin off my back. You see, Aria and I know exactly how much Ariana hates us. She’s made that clear all week. She makes weak attempts to appear as if she’s unbeatable. She has no flaws, just ask her. That woman is perfect and nothing can stop her. She acts as if we’re three doe in the woods and she is a bear. You are making strides and everyone can see that. Maybe this isn’t your times just yet. I know how much you’ll be disappointed by your first loss. You see, unlike you, I couldn’t say I was undefeated that early in my career. They were so impressed by me early that they started putting me in huge spots, routinely. That’s why I’m so battle-tested now, and you’ll get there, too. Bigger and better matches will come for you, like this one. But this just isn’t your time, yet. One loss won’t end your career, and you’d be wise to take the approach that Aria and I have so clearly set out for you throughout this week. Take everything that happens to you and learn from it. Know that not every vixen around here is just a malicious bitch. But accept that the best are consistently competitive, and they won’t let their guard down for anyone.
 
Unfortunately, that will be the reason you don’t walk into Showdown and leave with the No. 1 contender status. It’s the same reason why Ariana’s motivations won’t be good enough to ensure her a win in this match either. Neither of you could possibly be as motivated as Aria or I, and while she believes she will be the clear winner, she will be terribly mistaken. This isn’t exactly about me making up for anything on Redemption. So I didn’t win? So what. Here I am a week later with a chance to get right back into a match for that title. Can the other six Vixens in that match say the same? Aria you make sure after this match you take what happened and you learn from it. Serena, the same goes for you. Ariana, I don’t even know what you do anymore. It’s my turn to take my shot at what I want, and I won’t let anyone or anything stop me. After Showdown, Cailin Dillon will be the No. 1 contender for the Specialists title.
 
Get ready, Haruna.
Blaise Hunter
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 9:40 am by Blaise Hunter
Victory is the success in defeating an enemy or opponent, the achievement of mastery or success in a struggle or endeavor against odds or difficulties. That is the definition of victory. Victory can come in many different forms. One may win by pinning an opponent. One may win by submitting an opponent. Then there are some who will use dirty tactics to lead up to a victory. Those tactics show no skill. Those who use those tactics lack what a true wrestler desires, he or she lacks pure talent. There aren’t many who possess the raw ability to prevail against all odds. In life, you see people concurring the likes of cancer, financial struggles, relationships, the list goes on and on. In this industry, you see raw talent who will secure a victory cleanly. Then, you see a scared soul who can’t take a beating who will secure a win, no matter what it takes. This entails breaking the rules, using tactics like low blows, eye pokes, everything that would get that scared soul disqualified. Sometimes, they’d rather take a disqualification than a loss. Those are the people who never amount to anything. Back to the raw talent that was mentioned earlier...

I am the Alpha.


I am the Omega.

A few weeks ago, in my return to the Land of ELITE, I was victorious and made some fresh meat tap out. Let me be the first to say that it felt amazing to be back in the ring and even better to hear the sound of someone screaming in pain. It’s safe to say that my return was quite successful and after a couple weeks of waiting for another match, I’m back in action. The difference this time, is it’s not the type of match I wasn’t expecting… A Tag Team Extreme Rules match… I see that my PURE talent is getting put to the test and this is one of the many challenges I’ll face here, but to put me in an EXTREME rules match. This is a disgrace. I have made it pretty clear that I am a man of ELITE standards, not this EXTREME bullshit. From my technical background, I will go into this match knowing what’s in store for me and not only will I prevail, I will make yet another statement. Hexa-gun isn’t a joke and they know what they’re doing, but I don’t think it’ll be enough this time. I’ve noticed that both of my opponents are more focused on their Shock Value match than what’s coming to them on Showdown. Not only are they facing me, but they face my tag team partner for this week, Diamond Cage. Hexa-gun, I truly believe this might be your toughest challenge yet and with your divided attention going into Showdown this weekend, it’s going to make it that much worse for you. You want to go into Shock Value after having your neck snapped? How about your brain driven straight into the mat? I’ve been waiting for a moment like this since my return. In a sense, the odds are stacked against me, considering my nature is the complete opposite of this type of match. What does that mean to me as we near Showdown? Absolutely nothing. I have no doubt in my capability to come out as the victor. I have no doubt in my PURE raw talent to bring Hexa-gun down. Luckily for me, my partner, Diamond Cage, is used to these EXTREME tendencies and all I can hope for, is for him be the former EAW Champion he is and wreak havoc among Hexa-gun.

Let me take a step back for a second.

I believe you two don’t even know who I am, considering I was here before your time in EAW. I am the first ever EAW ELITE Champion. I made my debut, then in just a couple months time I introduced ELITE to EAW by becoming the ELITE Champion. I was featured in the Grand Rampage match where I triumphed over 24 others, eliminating several of them, and making it to the final 5 with the likes of Robbie V, Rated R Shaman of Sexy, Extreme Enigman, and Mr. DEDEDE. I walked into the Grand Rampage as the ELITE Champion, only for StarrStan to be the sore loser he is and used his Number One Contendership during the Grand Rampage AFTER I eliminated him. After being in awe of someone so cowardly, I was caught off guard and eliminated, leaving the four legends in the ring. I’m not someone you want to underestimate. The second you underestimate me, will be the second your neck gets snapped. There’s a little background on me, let’s see how well you listened to my history lesson when the bell sounds and we’re in the ring facing each other. You think you have what it takes to get through the Cage’s before your big Shock Value match? Don’t get me wrong, I know what you two are capable of. Unfortunately for you, it just won’t be quite enough as long as I have something to say and do about it. I’ll end this with wishing you two good luck and a little hint on what’s going to happen this weekend. I will lock in the Forced Confession on one or both of you.

Once it’s locked in, you’ll have no choice but to…

TAP! OR! SNAP!
Marco
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 9:08 am by Marco
I think I should be flattered that you've returned your love back to me Mr.DEDEDE, I can hear it in your voice and I can see it within your eyes that you won't be happy until Ryan Savage, is no more. So this is the result when I have taken practically almost everything away from an individual that the one of the things he has to live for is my own demise. Haha, Mr DEDEDE, what you don't realize that chasing me that you are paying a VERY STEEP PRICE IN HAVING MY HEAD! But what makes you think that it'll be that easy to bring me down for good Mr.DEDEDE? Is it because you have this false sense of confidence that you know me from the inside out from our partnership of 18 months? I'm sorry to say my brother but I'm going to have to extract those moments of solace away from you because despite you thinking that you know everything about me, in all reality you never knew me from the first place. The Ryan Savage that I allowed you to be expose to is not the real Ryan Savage that you're having to deal with come Shock Value. If you knew me Mr.DEDEDE you should already know that the moment I walked into this industry I was already a broken man. Before I signed here I was a man that was looking to spend my whole entire life in solitude inside a jail cell for the rest of my life. Everyone who has knew me in my past knew for a fact that I was already sick in the head that I can barely have a grasp on reality, which is why this land that you call your own has became my home where I can do what I want, whenever I want and not suffer any form of repercussions for my actions! If you knew me like you claimed to know me Mr. DEDEDE then you would have sensed my betrayal coming a mile away, you could have prevented a man like me to invade your kingdom, and now your mission is to keep me from toppling it and make you nothing but the dirt underneath my feet. You may claim that you have been the devil, but sir I'm afraid to say that you have been looking at this backwards. The one who invited me into your kingdom that you call home was you. You and you alone has made it a necessity to keep my by your side and despite whatever purpose it was to be you allow  me to watch you from the best view possible. I have seen you at your wickedest and I have seen you at your most cunning. I have seen the symbol of fear that resides in Methuselah himself but quite frankly whatever shades of Mr.DEDEDE you want to bring to Shock Value, I promise you I have the antidote to eliminate you.  You are right about one thing brother, that I have been trapped inside my own hell. Actually for the past 18 months since I have been with you I have walked into the depths of hell and locked the gates behind me and during those 18 months I have been resting. From the midst of your shadows I have been watching your back as our adversaries have attacked us from multiple directions and despite what there motives were, we were able to take them down one, by one. Maybe it was your pity for me, or maybe it was your arrogance that blinded you from the potential threat that resided in me. Or maybe it was your own ignorance to not think for one second that the man you basically considered family was the very first one to stab you in the back and stick the knife deep into you and leave a wound that will never heal. But if anything Mr.DEDEDE, you should thank me for taking away the one of the last things you hold dear to your because if it wasn't for me you would still be vulnerable walking into this match. Thanks to me you are now at the stage of where having my head has now became an obsession which makes this match much more fun for me because it will be very delightful to know that the man who has been feared by many and respected by many will be fall before the one who nobody respects. I'm a cancer to you Mr.DEDEDE and the more and more you keep yourself around me the more you will get weak and eventually get picked apart. This is a sad story that is being written by me and it pains me along with everyone else that I'm sure that has been following your career and try to emulate it to the best of their abilities. I can hear the bell tolling for your demise Mr.DEDEDE and it's a song that of your illustrious career you have try to avoid but just all living things everything must come an end and if you it's necessary for you to make me the only objective you have then that's fine with me. I'm willing to continue this battle as long as you see fit but I hope you know that you are entering the realm of insanity. And maybe this could be the one last thing that I as a brother can do for your decaying body and career, but as you know the more times we clash don't expect each meeting to be the same because the result of me beating you will occur again and again until your spirit breaks. The true tormentor is staring right back you from the gates of hell in the form of me and as you noticed the gates has yet to be open. I could warn you what is going to happen to you Mr.DEDEDE but I guess we are pretty much pass the point of no return, that no warnings would deter you from hunting me down. So I guess when those gates of hell open and when you can feel my blood lust take control of your sense and when your instincts are screaming at you, begging you to run away, that's when you know that your time has come when this is a fight that you don't see yourself winning. If even you think that all these months that you believe I have been trapped in a delusion that I have created myself in which the delusions have confined me and restricted me of my movements. Then the only thing I have to do Mr.DEDEDE is to rip the shackles of those delusions off my body and turn those delusions into a reality which will change the preconception that you along with everyone else had of me. I know the role I must play Mr.DEDEDE and when I look at you and when I listen to every word that draws out of your breath I can hear a faint cry for help. I CAN HEAR IT, I CAN YOU CALLING FOR MY NAME, BEGGING ME TO COME RESCUE YOU FROM THIS HELL THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN! If you honestly think that the reason HDRO has reminded you all of those key things about yourself just for you to bring back the Mr.DEDEDE who only lived for the World Heavyweight Championship, then there my brother you are sadly mistaken. All he has done was set the course to your end, he has delivered your head to me on a silver platter where I will accomplish my final mission. The mission where I take the last thing that gives your life any sort of meaning in this world and that's the World Heavyweight Championship. What you see here Mr.DEDEDE is that I'm the antidote to your venom and I will be the one to cure this world of your bane existence forever and I don't do this just to be successful or do this just to pandered to my own ego and greed. I do this because deep down inside my cold black heart that I still care for you my brother. I'm only doing this out of love and I swore it on the day we have started The Savage Ryans if I see just one instance of weakness from you then I'll do whatever is necessary to put an end to your pain and suffering. Even if I had to kill whatever piece of humanity I had left inside of me, then that was how far I'm willing to go to whatever I can to put you down for good and maybe when I hold that Championship high above my head you'll realize it by then that you never had a chance of winning that title again. If there was anything I learned about you is that the one thing that has defined who you are today is the statistics and memorable moments that you tend to lean on to validate your whole career, like I have said before if you took whatever you deemed precious to you then you will be nothing but an empty and broken man. But you know Mr.DEDEDE,it's not your fault that your career has become a cancer, a poison to those around you and to yourself. It's people like Brian Daniels, it's people like HDRO, it's people like Alex Anderson, Lucian Black, The Nas, Tyler Parker and so on and so forth down to your family, down to your close friends and down to your fans that has turned you to who you are today. At House Of Glass when I saw you go down and again cost us our tag team titles aspirations not only did I see a man that's not even a shadow of his former self. But when I looked dead in your eyes before I drilled your head to the canvas. I couldn't help but cry for you, I couldn't help but feel sorry for you, not because of you costing us a match. But the simple fact that what I saw in your eyes scared me. And I assure you nothing really rattles me anymore because I have grown accustomed to this world's wickedness that I have seen very terrible things but I shall say that the look I saw in your eyes has topped it. What I saw in your eyes was content and I could see it that you were going to accept the hand that was dealt to you! When I I had witnesses that first hand the first thing that came to mind was to hurt you because I be damned for anyone whether it be you or the people that support you to continue to tarnish your legacy or what's left of it. So believe me Mr.DEDEDE when I say this that my role of being your brother hasn't been fulfilled yet. Despite me betraying you, I'm still your brother and I'm still acting out the love and admiration I have for you and I'm doing all of this because in reality, I'm the only person right now on this Earth that cares for you. So you should thank me for pulling out whatever gas you have left out of you and turn you into the Mr.DEDEDE that lives nothing but for the world title because I want you to enjoy the moments where you weren't just mediocre at best. Because in those last moments of glory I will soon set you ablaze and burn everything before your eyes and along with your body I will erase your legend and turn it into a myth where nobody can ever tarnish your name again! So you can have these moments where you think you are on the cusp of greatness again, if that what it takes for you to be the man you once were then that's fine. You can even think you have Brian Daniels in checkmate if you want but no matter what you do or what tactics you decide to use and you can even claim to be The Gawd of ALL GAWDS but it doesn't deter from the fact that your best friend will be the one that will snub out your fire and put out Brian Daniels' ego and walk away with the World Championship. And the only thing you can truly have along with those who idolize you, could have are the final moments where we will all witness you going down in the blaze of your former glory while you turn into ash and dust.
kevin bush
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 4:58 am by kevin bush
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[kim] chazz is back in Philadelphia training at the dragons den dojo .meanwhile I’m still here in japan with suplex city but don’t worry we’ll both be there Sunday because like chazz always says when it comes to chazz and suplex city it doesn’t matter if there in the same company or on the same side of the planet it doesn’t matter if there above the ground or below it because the philadelphai connection isn’t for life it’s forever. Janitor and young survive if you can because chazz isn’t coming to win the match he’s coming to end your careers
The Heart Break Boy
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 4:57 am by The Heart Break Boy
(Cameras open as the Heart Break Boy is staring towards the camera with former Vixens Champion; Cleopatra. She has her eyes squitting at the Heart Break Boy as he tries to ignore her advice again.)

Cleo: Do it, HBB... Turn into your ruthless side against Thomas Minns! Go ahead! I'm ready to hear you rip him apart verbally and mentally for this match!

HBB: Cleo.... No.

Cleopatra: Come on! He's thirsty for that cruel Heart Break Boy!

HBB: Then give him some water.

(HBB tries to walk away but Cleopatra's excitement continues to carry her along his side.)

Cleopatra:  Why not?! This is the perfect opportunity for you. You have this kid where you want him! Beat him down! He's worth the hard spoken words against him.

HBB: I don't do that stuff anymore. I have no need to conform on Minns' level of ignorance and nonsense.

(HBB finally reaches the door until Cleopatra pulls out her cellphone and plays a recorded verison of Thomas Minns' promo as HBB stops and listens)

Cleopatra: HBB! Listen:

"In fact, they actually did have two daughters together. Twins to be specific. Twins that are a legal age and I am going to partake in sexual intercourse with them both. Perhaps even at the same time."


(HBB turns around slowly and turns his head sideways at Cleopatra then closes the door behind him.)

HBB:What did he just say?

Cleopatra: He's going to have sexual intercourse with your daughters, HBB! Listen!

HBB: Maybe I was being a little too nice to Thomas Minns, although I do like some of his abilities but his spoken words are far off the mark. And question, Cleo...

Cleo: Yeah?

HBB: Why do people like you or Minns believe that I have gone "soft" because I'm a warrior of Christ? If anything the hardest battle in this world is following Christ as its much easier to become a follower of this world, which Minns is fitting his boots in.

Cleo: He made an entire list of your recent failures.

HBB: Can we name his?

Cleo: No, he doesn't have much history to do that.

HBB: Exactly. It's easy for someone to be in the business for awhile and jot down every single negative thing of the past to hound them down. The thing is, The Heart Break Boy does not go down that easily. There's a huge difference between I and Thomas Minns on the subject "failure," which might become a scary thing to haunt the young man, going down the road. As I can see it...

"Failure is a mindset"


"Failing is temporary"


I wouldn't call my match with Lioncross as something negative but something that I actually hoist high on my tablet. My entire idea of pushing LC out of the cage that he had locked himself in since CWF came to pass. I was expecting a much ruthless and uncaring LC and we all saw that. I honestly don't care to bark about my match with LC because afterwards, we both got stronger, as we always had done after eachother's defeat. It's obvious, you hadn't been taken too many good notes from our display that may have been more memorable than any match you have had in recent memories. Well, I know that I'm not lying because that was the first thing you have brought up. Plus, my match with LC or any recent failure has no point or nothing to do with Thomas Minns and the Heart Break Boy. Because as I said, there's a difference in mindset between failure and failing. And despite everything I have been through for the last couple of months, I'm still here, I'm still the one everyone talks about and I'm going to keep being the one that everyone talks about and watches from their television screen. Meanwhile, guys like you will continue to pretend and play like you know everything but honestly know a darn thing. You see, Minns, I am pissed off right now. And that's not because you talked about me...

You brought my daughters into this.

I hate to be the judge and I'm surely not but I would not expect my daughters to go for guys who aren't even thought of on the daily basis. I would not expect my daughters to go for guys who wouldn't have the testicles to even impregnate a woman. Nonetheless, I'm not the judge of that but its just how everyone sees it.

So trying to pick up my daughters in your promo is a no-no. Then again, it's probably more entertaining than your Netflix & Chill crap with Madison whatever. Honestly, I know you're a young man but you aren't too young, come on! Only basic hoes sit up and do Netflix and Chill on a nightly schedule. I'm just being real and honest with you, Minns. That's what you want anyway, you want the ruthless Heart Break Boy?

I can always mix God's anger inside of me with truth at all times. I'm going to continue to call it like I see it from each invidudal that believe what they're seeing will give them a leg up on me for a match. I was already prepared for the misses of my career, as a lot have achieved them, no matter what level they're on. What gets me are how young fellas trying to chalk down on careers when they haven't even discovered theirs yet. I can't sit here and name one single thing Thomas Minns has done. Why? Because he hasn't done anything yet and to even deserve to use my "failures" in his promo. You can also see that as a reason that I named you with potential because that's all I see is a star player with potential to head to the pros but his addiction to pitifulness and other mighty garbage, which will hold him back. The only way to get through this struggle will acknowledge your superiors, acknowledge the ones that paved way and stop trying too hard to make up something only self-worth crap that is filled with contradicting road blocks.

You think you're better than Pizza Boy? Thomas Minns?

You think that he's a comedy relief? Tell me what's more funny?

The fact that a guy who is named after food is doing relvatively better than a guy who I have never seen mentioned other than being called a "pedophile"apparently. I have heard so many good things about my comrade despite his mental issues and nobody forged signature about Thomas Minns into my ears other than what I only see is that same word, "potential," "promising," and to elaborate on this much. I wouldn't take this as too much of a compliment because I've said it to a handfull of guys like you and after losing a simple match, they complain, whine, cry...

(HBB uses his hands to playfully act like he's crying)

Momma!

It isn't just you, Minns. I have seen others cry over the tiniest things and insuring arugments from all over. I just recently heard Mexican Samurai tell Lioncross that he complained backstage about my match with LC being there on the card.

In my mind, I can only think of ," Is this what EAW has resorted to?" Now we're acting like rugrats over whose match is high or not? What does it matter? My mindset is different because regardless or not when I'm on game, there should be no denial that I'm going out there to give it my all, no matter if I'm pre-show or not even on the card. I don't go backstage with my hands out for Halloween candy. I'm not that type of guy who riddlcues himself into stuff like that. Selfiness only makes you look less than a person. And especially if its a match that you're not even apart of. Humbleness lasts forever and will ultimately decide the right direction that you're going. Believe it or not, Mexican Samurai wasn't the first to complain. I've seen Kelly Keller, I've seen Alex Anderson and a whole bunch of guys adding two-cents that mean absolutely nothing. They can remember the times you have failed but they can't remember the times that they were chasing your behind for attention. Some people just blurr out things against people they don't even know. Let's use Thomas Minns for example.

He actually believes that I have any feelings over Heart Break Gal and adds random words in my mouth about being stuck on her. If anything that I would be stuck on about HBG, would come with those tag team championships that she's currently holding. Also, I'm pretty sure what I did at Pain for Pride 7 wasn't only just for HBG's sake but also for my daughters as well. My daughters are the most precious things to me in life and seeing their mother getting hurt wasn't going to be very pleasant for them. However, I wouldn't say the same for you. And one last thing...

The only one that the Heart Break Boy praises is the Lord Christ Jesus, whom is the author and finisher of faith. Some people just believe what the world sees. You think about Jesus and you think they're immediately soft when throughout the entire history of the Bible, many warriors such as Jesus led as example of the most ruthless warriors in the spiritual and enemies world. But that's why our generation lack knowledge. Thomas Minns confuses my beliefs with The Prodigal Son's ability to get down inside that ring. I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time I have heard this and the same story could get written all over again. I'm definitely not offended by a lot of people's opinions on my religious stand. I'm just going to keep believing in God for myself while people continue to talk about nothing they know. The killer part is when they're saying it, they even tell themselves, "I don't know what I'm talking about." I'm not making up for any sin that I have committed. In fact, I'm still a sinner and I'm not different from you or the next person in this scenario. The only thing that seperates you and me --- I know who I am. I've been a warrior despite all my falls and slips. I have been a warrior despite how many times people think I'm "embarassed." I'm a EAW Hall of Famer, Former World Champion, I have completely created a storied history and even if I lost twenty more matches, still nothing will change what I have accomplished. Then again, as you have only stated the past, it seems as I have taken that route as well. So lets go ahead and look ahead to the future because since I have blurted out how falling is only temprory, this means everything that I say and do are temporary. In fact... My defeat against Lioncross is only temperory so if you haven't faced any real failure in your career, Minns...

Get ready to jot this one down.

"Thomas Minns gets schooled by Legend."

Page 1.

(The Heart Break Boy holds up a number one hand signal sign. Cleopatra stares at him with a grin on her face as he looks over her then politely exits the building.)


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The Consigliere
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 3:57 am by The Consigliere
[Whoever thought they'd see each other again? Two females walk towards one another from the opposite ends of a hallway in an airport with their chins up, not even smiling or glancing at the faces who look at them with amazement. One was a professional wrestler, an EAW Vixen whose build was perfect for an athlete. She wore a red top with plain white skirt, with matching red high heel ankle boots. She is popularly known as one half of the Tag Team Champions, HBG, and she looked fantastic with a smirk on her face]

HBG: You little bitch.

[The other seemed like she was just in her late teens, wearing a blue vest that had a logo of the private school she goes to. Over her small tie, she had a necklace with a crucifix pendant hanging from it. She also wears a blue plaid skirt, knee high socks and black leather shoes. She looked like a model]

..: It's nice to see you too, slut.

[They seem like best friends, or rivals even, but they look similar to one another. Watching her was like traveling back in time seeing a younger HBG with the same attitude, except this one had a ligher brown hair as opposed to her darker shade. But the look in their eyes, their facial features, their manerisms are almost alike. They are cousins perhaps? Sisters? No.]

HBG: What the hell are you doing here, Hayden? 

Hayden Alea: What, I can't see my own mother at the airport now? 

[She was her daughter, Hayden Alea]

HBG: You can, but it's ill-advised. You see, I just got back from a house show at Miami. And after keeping myself awake, and binge-drinking three different kinds of coffee, I'd at least like to feel more relaxed than stressed when I get here in Seattle because I have to prepare for my wrestling match which is only a couple of days from now. Right now, Hayden, is 2:45 pm, which means that I am falling behind my very strict schedule and I should be in the Mercenary lair with my partner to watch the other half of iZombie season 1, which by the way, we're fairly behind too! I make plans, and I hate to mess that up, and you skipping school just to be here... IS MESSING THAT UP!

Hayden Alea: Oh boo hoo! "Partner" my ass, everyone knows that you and Y2Impact have been an item for a while now, everyone saw that Pain for Pride kiss. It's just one day, no one's going to miss me. I'm at the top of my class. I'm the prettiest girl on campus. I'm certain one of those geeks would lend me some notes if I just tell them how "sick" I've been today. It's no big deal! I swear to you, the disciplinary officers in that christian school are fucking jokes. You and I talk so alike that they actually think that I'm you if I changed my voice for a bit. They're intimidated that I'm the daughter of a professional wrestler. I'm embarrassed for them, to be honest. 

HBG: Wait, hold up. If you fake called the school office and said you were sick, then why are you wearing that uniform? 

Hayden Alea: Because I look cute in it? 

[HBG sighs. Too tired to be angry. Too indifferent to start lecturing. And being without her partner isn't helping at all. She just trusts that Hayden knows what she's doing because she always does anyway, so they start walking, Hayden took the liberty of carrying HBG's white duffle bag]

Hayden Alea: I just needed to see you because I want to know how you've been doing. It's been tough in the mansion being all alone with our ugly servants, they wouldn't leave me be! I needed a change in setting even just for a day and I figured flying here would give me that! Aunt Mel J took me actually, she's demented these days, but still a darling. Glad you're friends with her. Anyway, Shock Value is coming up! It's pretty cool seeing you in this FPV for once after it existing for three years now. I wonder if you'll be any good.

HBG: Jesus, Hayden, House of Glass went 5 years without HBG in it competing, and still I manage to bring my game face on and perform in a match which undoutedly should be a candidate for Match of the Year. You're talking like you haven't paid attention to anything I've ever done! You wonder if I'll be any good? Fuck, that's JJ Silva logic. Acting like nothing has ever happened, giving the same played out reasoning that he'd say two months ago before he even faced Hexa-gun, continuing to show off with arrogance, thinking he'd have dirt on me by saying I'm "not ready to become a memory". I think he's been spending too much time with Eclipse Diemos. Talking about my fears and my insecurities. What makes me cry and what makes me sad. They don't even know that I'm the most narcissistic bitch alive. I'm perfection, and I only create perfection. I let them walk around in their wrestling trunks and elbow pads prepared to give us the beating of a lifetime, because I know myself that not on their best day would they be able to deliver. They always think that they have the upper-hand, because of their recent "close but no cigar" moments. They always think that if they fall seven times, they actually will be able to rise up at 8 and maybe in their drug-induced world, that might be the case, when they're dealing with their fellow below average elitists they can get away with it, but when you're dealing with me, when you're dealing with Hexa-gun, once you're down, there is no other course of action to take than moving the fuck on bacause you are only going to stay down. 

Hayden Alea: And here I was thinking that after your Bane of LEGION group, you'd be done with factions and teams...

HBG: I've spent a long time being surrounded by contradictions. I've spent a lot of time saying things and promising what I would never do again, but guess what? Life's like that. Sometimes shit happens, you just develop a sudden urge to go back to the things that once made you happy, with a person who matters to you and do something better with your life rather than staying dormant and crying about your miserable existence. I thought I was done with wrestling. I thought I was done with meaningless trinkets that made me stand out. I was too embarrassed to show myself in the wrestling ring because of what's happened the last time I forced myself back in it. I've convinced myself for a long time that difficult roads should be avoided, that I am just a dried leaf being blown wherever the winds take me, having no choice but to go with the flow. But once you find meaning in what you're doing, the difficulty just fades away, and you realize that the only person holding you back is you. That is a lesson I give you Hayden, if you're ever too afraid of taking the leap and overcoming your fears. You make your own fate. You decide how your life is going to be. And that's the same lesson I wish JJ Silva would actually hear out because he spends way too much time disposing of and neglecting his teammates that he thought were holding his team back, without even knowing that the pressure and the weight of this issue is too much for him to handle. He thinks that kicking out Cailin Dillon would actually be a means for change and progress, but guess what? They still couldn't win over Hexa-gun. They still couldn't win the Tag Team Championships. They're still losers. And now he thinks Chris Elite is the problem. They keep him distracted. They convince him that he should just stay at Dynasty Wrestling while they take care of business at Shock Value. They think it would be a great fucking idea to just put two teams who no one's even heard of in this match that could anytime no-show, and I bet you, when things go wrong for him again, he'll be blaming Liam Catterson for it, he'll be blaming Gabriel Eden, he'll be blaming Eclipse Diemos... but never will he blame himself and admit to his incompetency. He will never admit that he's the only person holding himself back from his own goals. 

Hayden Alea: Now that you're telling me about that, these people you're facing really seem pathetic... Why on earth would you call someone out for their means to victory? Why is it a bad thing that you take advantage of your opponents when they're down, hit a finishing move and score the concluding pin? And what's it got to do with being manipulative? 

HBG: Man, Hayden, I have no idea. JJ Silva is a retard, that's all there is to it. You can't be finding logic or any kind of sense from a drooling imbecile like him... and Liam Catterson... and the rest of this clusterfuck of a team. Every time they open their mouths its like they're BEGGING to be made fun of. 

Hayden Alea: I find it funny that these people are still even trying to exploit every possible loophole, when we all know that Hexa-gun has this in the bag. If you could beat the entire Anti-gun led by Ryan Savage and Mr. DEDEDE, there shouldn't be any reason for you to be taken aback by these fidgeting half-wits. Fuck them, am I right?

HBG: Hayden, can you watch your fucking language? You might wake up the demons from under Eclipse Diemos's bed, he doesn't like it when someone messes with his "Bed sessions with my sister", or whatever dark comedy juvenile porn video he's directing. 

Hayden Alea: That's so inappropriate!

HBG: No, it's not. What's inappropriate is that he just sends kids around in houses dropping small notes and flowers while they talk about grown up issues. What do they know about wrestling? What do they know about Extreme Rules? They only know what Eclipse Diemos has been telling them, and what Eclipse Diemos knows is what Liam Catterson has been telling him. Just picture it, Hayden. Picture it for one moment. None of the words he ever threw around had any deeper meaning if you take away the scenario he or his kiddie fuckfest put themselves in. It's as generic as it gets. They have been so traumatized by Eclipse Diemos's antics that they think what's unacceptable and the things that could put him in jail are completely okay, because that's the only thing they know, that's their upbringing, that has been their life and being children it's easy to stir their minds to whatever direction adults want, and it's been so bad that they've been hearing whispers in their ears. Do you know why you haven't been hearing whispers in your ears, Hayden? 

Hayden Alea: Beacause I'm not crazy?

HBG: No bitch, three months ago, you were cussing me out on the phone, now you're suddenly all sunshine?  You're crazy. We all are crazy. But the difference is, we still keep calm and not let ourselves get lost in our craziness. We keep them concealed until there's a perfect time for it to come out and people just become surprised of what we are capable of. I don't attack like a savage wild dog. I bide my time. I devise schemes, and flawlessly execute them for the sake of the destruction of my enemies, and no one will ever realize until its too late that they'd be nothing but victims in my hands. We could actually explain what is happening to us -- why we think a certain way and what the best way is to cope with it. It's nothing supernatural. It's nothing undescribed or unexplained, or whatever those children describe it as when they speak so much about subjects they know so little about, the things Eclipse Diemos is too afraid to say himself. And believe me, I wish I could think that way too. It would really be a nice thought knowing that somewhere down the road there are ghouls and demons and monsters that are just impossible to take down, and they just devour, maul, and even possess actual human beings into doing what they might regret. I'd like to believe that this world is more fucked up than it actually is, that there's actually a toothfairy or a santa claus, because sometimes when we instill those thoughts in the innocent minds, they think positively about the world, and we could effectively keep them from the dangers. But what Eclipse Diemos and that stupid cunt Jocelyn can't understand is that I've defied the big monsters who dare scare me with their violent words. I have taken them down, I have stood above them, I have exposed all sorts of myths that have been told, made sure that the world knows its nothing but a joke because while fantasies and imaginations are so nice and so easy to float around in, I live in a world where reality immediately follows and spikes my delusional enemies onto to the ground where they belong. 

Hayden Alea: That sounds painful... then again, it should be. Kick Eclipse Diemos' face for me, would ya? 

HBG: I'd even bash Jocelyn's face with a fucking chair for even being involved. 

[Both girls chuckle, soon HBG could see Y2Impact from a distance, she takes her bag from Hayden Alea. It was time to leave]

Hayden Alea: It was nice seeing you again, mother. I think I'm gonna see the place and fly home in the morning. I think it's best that I stay away from the wrestling scene, I apparently attract creeps like Thomas Minns, who has built quite a reputation touching little girls.

HBG: Who cares about that idiot. You're 16, you're too old for his taste. Don't think he'll actually attempt anything with you. But he really should stop butting his nose in other people's business, mind his own, and speak softly before he gets hit harder than his words ever could.

Hayden Alea: I like guys my age anyway. And it seems to me your prince charming is approaching. We'll see each other again.

[Y2Impact walks over and greets HBG with a warm hug, as tag team partners normally do. Hayden smiles at both of them and walks off]

HBG: Definitely. And Hayden, if you ever cut class again, I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

Hayden Alea: (waving bye) Later, mom. Bye Imp.

[HBG and Y2Impact both walk to the exit, going to the parking lot. They can be heard talking about iZombie episodes that they have yet to watch. End of Scene.]
Aria Jaxon
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 2:42 am by Aria Jaxon
NATURAL SELECTION -- PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA.

Okay, Ariana, this is as close as you’ll come to having my undivided attention. You’re complaining that all my synapses aren’t firing, and I can’t understand whatever plans you say you’re tryna come up with. So enlighten me. Clear it all up. Tough as it is to keep my mind from wandering during your little tirades, I think I actually made it through the last one. It gave me a fucking migraine, but I survived. For a second or two here, let’s go on and break this down into a one-on-one scenario. Let’s pretend this has nothing to do with Cailin and Serena. You’ve taken so much care to lie about your capabilities as a competitor and to say I’m undeserving of a spot in this match, so it’s only right that I take any and every chance to call you on your bullshit.

That, and poking holes in the idiotic shit you say never gets old.

The fact that Cailin, Serena, and I seem to be saying many of the same things about you has got you feelin’ some kinda way, but I don’t think you’ve stopped for a second and thought about why that’s the case. You haven't asked yourself why we’re all coming to the same conclusions. It’s because you, Ariana, give us all the ammunition we need -- and then some. You’ve got it in your mind that we’re just making shit up and tryna defame you for the hell of it, but that’s not the case. The fact that you have yet to really do anything noteworthy in this company, but carry yourself like you’ve got Cameron Ella Ava’s track record is something we take issue with. The fact that you try and pick and choose and try to say who’s worthy of title shots and who’s not when you’re hardly championship material is something we don’t understand. Your inability to own up to your own shortcomings and your need to blame your failures on conspiracy theories is something we can’t understand. You just opening your mouth means we don’t have to invent anything at all. It all comes back to you, Ariana. Everything that’s got you wound up, everything you wanna blame on the rest of us Vixens -- or management or whoever -- every goal that you feel you’ve been kept from reaching. It all has more to do with you than it does with anyone else.

You say you’ve been waiting for your chances to prove you’re worthy of anyone taking you seriously, and that’s your problem. You can’t expect to get anywhere in this company by waiting for things, not with the way the Vixens division is now. There are more girls on the payroll and less chances to shine going around, especially for marginalized talent like you. You bitch and complain that I’ve had more opportunities come my way, but it’s not like I magically fell into favor with management or anything. No one has given me anything, save for that first match I had way back in July. I was given the ball, and I ran with it. In the process of running, I’ve stumbled a couple of times, and girls like Madison made sure of that, but I’ve brushed myself off with a quickness. And when I stand up and brush myself off, another chance at gold is staring me right in the face. Not because it’s been gift-wrapped and handed to me for no reason at all, but because I belong here. One might argue that those in charge think the same of you, since you’re apart of the fatal four-way, too. I guess management is afforded one mistake every so often, though.

What’s got you all riled up are my losses, as if that disqualifies me altogether. I didn’t know that a spotless track record was the price of admission for this match. Since this is what you wanna delve into, c’mon Ariana, let’s compare losses. You wanna chastise me about losing at House of Glass, but where the fuck were you while I was on an FPV? You’ll sit there and lecture me about coming up short in the battle royal, but hadn’t you already been eliminated and turned into a non-factor by the time Erica decided to ruin my night? I’m human, so yes, I lose. And when I do, I make sure to learn something from it. It makes me try that much harder the next go-‘round. The list of Vixens who actually hold victories over me is a very, very short one. A loss for me is uncharacteristic; a loss for you is just business as usual. Where should we begin in this little trip down memory lane? You being relegated to the role of background player at Pain for Pride? You tapping out to me on the opening night of Empress of Elite? You failing to win on Dynasty, despite saying I never should’ve been there in the first place? Oh, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. You say I should be pissed off about the matches I’ve won as if my victories don’t greatly outnumber the losses. Face it, Ariana, as much grief as you give me about what’s gone on recently, you’d kill to be in my spot. You’d kill to be viewed as a threat. You’d kill to be seen as a driving force in this Vixens division renaissance. You’d kill to be taken seriously.

Maybe that’s what all of your misplaced anger boils down to: wanting to be taken seriously, but A.) not knowing how to make it happen, and B.) just flat-out not being good enough between the ropes to make it come true. It strikes me as the only reason why you’d be trying so hard to drop the happy, smiling Ariana act and start calling yourself a “predator” of all things. I wish you knew how transparent your little veneer really is. No sane person is convinced that you’ve actually undergone some kinda metamorphosis. To me, it goes without saying that you’ve got more in common with prey than you do with a predator. You’re not stalking an unsuspecting victim and getting ready to go for the jugular. The idea that you consider yourself to be the apex predator in this scenario is pretty hilarious, actually. Your place on the food chain isn’t about to magically change because you thought calling yourself a predator sounded good. If you were gonna do something to change where you fall on the spectrum, I’m convinced you would’ve done it by now. Better Vixens like me are passing you by, because you haven’t evolved. You haven’t tailored your abilities to suit how competitive this division has become. A certain King said that, “You either adapt, or perish.” You haven’t made any real strides, so it only serves to reason that you’re to be rightfully pegged as a weak link. You being the bottom of the barrel is a bigger problem than you realize, Ariana. It’s one that would be a lot harder to solve than you think. While you try and figure that out, you’ll fall more and more behind the curve than you have already. Really, the only person that’ll be surprised when you lose on Showdown will be you. The smart thing to do would be to brace yourself for it ahead of time.

Stop tempting fate, and stop trying to avoid natural selection.
Carson Ramsay
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 5 - Locked for posting...)
Post November 13th 2015, 2:35 am by Carson Ramsay
SHOCK VALUE 4:


As we grow the closest we've ever come to Shock Value saturday evening, my competition still chooses to speak out their respective standpoints under the light that I spent quite the astounding amount of hours pinpointing the dangers which lie within it. This just falls down the category of how a casual mind functions and how I'm just as clueless about it as I am intrigued. You see, the other 14 competitors; they lay claim to something that I've never had. No, it's not their battle arsenal; their in-ring capabilities to put it more simple. Nor is it the ability to spew the most nonsensical and questionable perspectives to ever grace a pair of ears... It's damn close though; the only field that my opponents might hold an advantage in against yours truly is their ability to look upon themselves in the mirror after spewing the most nonsensical and questionable perspectives to ever grace a pair of ears and not leave their reflection with a hallow crack at the head level afterwards. It goes without saying that unless those 14 men wake up every morning to a self-hating breakfast, I won't settle for the mere idea of them not feeling even a whiff of shame and disgust with what they attempt to hammer down from beliefs day in and day out, when those beliefs are just a work of those people's imagination and nothing more. Ever since it was first announced, the Shock Collar battle royal has been a victim of misusage and self-entitlement; it's been mentioned as a pitiful way to sail false arguments across, it's been used as a platform for underachieving bottom feeders to vent their wettest dreams and aspirations upon, and so on. All of that cringe-worthy treatement, one would wonder who's shoulders would have to bear it. Nick Angel's, Clark Duncan's and Jameson Royale's sure do seem like fitting options for such a weight. Now, I can already foresee those names among others cornering the fact that I refrained from recognizing my name in the list. And while I'm rightfully free not to justify myself to anyone else in existence, especially those 14 names, I shall explain why for amusement purposes only, and maybe to further solidify how serious I've come to take this matter. It's no secret that I've been quite the yappy mouth as of late in terms of Shock Value discussions, one would argue that I've been the most talkative and actively opened elitist on the roster about the event, and for good reason. I don't think I've ever missed a day leading up to this weekend's FPV without getting anyone who would listen up-to-date with all the preparation I've put in the span of that day's 24 hours and all the notes that I've jotted down about my opposition. I can't really place in words why I am inclined to do that more than the usual lurking in the shadows kind of behavior that alot of people in these same shoes tend to have. Maybe it's engrained in me to try and share any shred of enthusiasm that courses through these lifeless veins of mine. But if so, then that begs another why; one that this time I can answer however, by reminiscing my past experiences and concluding that I've rarely if ever been overzealous about anything in my life. That alone, more or less, sparks a fairly new and unknown feeling to me. And maybe those almost daily monologues is me just trying to cope with that feeling. I'd say that's food for thought at the very least, but for what it's worth, it's still just a theory. It might pale in comparison with others of its kind, right? For instance, let's expand on the "I've embarked on arguably long speeches simply because I take great pleasure in proving people wrong" theory, shall we? I personally see that it's more true to life than its antecedent to be honest, after all I do enjoy pointing out the flaws of what others have to say. Call it wrong on whatever basis you see fit, but I'm truthful enough to myself to take pride in admitting that. All my life, I had men and women of all ages throwing insults, threats or mere thoughts my way. And for every single threat, insult or thought thrown at me, I returned the favor tenfold. Such case perfectly applies to my recent chain of verbal altercations with the men I'm set to lock horns with in Sin City this saturday. I often imagine them scratching the back of their heads in confusion as to why I'm such a critic of practically anything they say, and while it's understandable, understand this; the bear wouldn't poke the tree if the tree was fruitless.

I've covered enough general ground to propel me for yet another session of truth preaching, let's direct some of my attention on a couple of lads. Clark Duncan; the man of the hour, the people's spokesperson, the shining hope looming at the end of the dark alley that is life, the list of fancy nicknames that Clark never fails to claim for himself is a neverending cycle, one that surely puts Duncan's whole career into perspective. I'd be lying if I presented myself to be someone who's actually watched Clark Duncan's evolution in the industry unfold from his very first match to his current status, or someone who's done any form of major researches on the guy's career, but from what I've picked up along my rise through the ranks here in EAW is that Clark's run is basically a loop of constants. Meaning, everything I've witnessed being pulled off by him from excuses to promises and everything inbetween is just a shell of him using that same bag of tricks before. Clark is the type that never bothers to change of or reinvent himself, but rather rely on the usual methods and tactics at all time because they once worked out for him or whatever cause he was supporting. Hear it from a voice of experience pal, that's a dangerous feet to climb, especially in this day and age. We live in a world where the only constant worth referring to is change; Every split second in time, thousands of events happen and millions of lives are affected by it. So in order for one to maintain a relevant role in the universe, he's forced to adapt to those changes by making some himself. It took a while to sink in, but I've eventually come to grips with that fact and so should you. Either that or keep your life under a rock and watch the world pass you by, but don't you dare place judgement on those who clearly fill a position way above your line of sight. I'm not worthy of that New Breed title? Please do state in detail the basis on which you decided to cast such a bold judgement, because I sure as fuck am not satisfied with somebody of your caliber just throwing that out there without a bone to pick afterwards. And, sticking the main theme, how can you even determine a talent's worth of such a championship when you literally did NOTHING to earn holding that New Breed title everywhere you go? Drifting back to the main point that I've been trying to push across for a while now, you GAVE yourself that title Clark, and I mean that in every sense of the word. You didn't win it, you didn't go to Dynasty somewhere and beat TLA anyone for it, yet you still see yourself more deserving of it than everybody else and thus a couple of phone calls and a mouthful of Ashten Cross' ass got you the belt and here you stand. Cowering behind your desk job just to convince people you're smart enough, calling yourself a blue collar worker just to ease the EAW Universe into relating to whatever bullshit that spills out of your mouth next and most important of all, gunning for a victory that I, among a few others, have actually earned fighting for. I could say that it's unfair how Lady Luck's been constantly blowing Clark Duncan as of late, but that will have me join Nick Angel in his quest to bitch about anything that doesn't go his way and I shall pass on that, thank you. However, what I will leave you with Clark is a moment to yourself; I want you to grab that New Breed title and look at it. I want you to stare deep into those golden crystals and seek a reflection of yourself. If the impossible scenario happens and you see the face of an egotistical prick looking back atcha', tell me do you see the man that you've always aimed to become?

Speaking of Nick Angel, I said it before and I'll say it again; this guy has such a high opinion of himself, it's grown to be almost heart-aching. Nick, to nobody's surprise by now, spent most of his recent dose words demonstrating how perfect of a wrestler he is and how imperfect of a treatement he's been getting. The same ol' tale that everyone has trouble trying to forget because Angel never misses the chance of reminding us with it. It's really saddening, for up-and-comers like myself more than anybody else on the roster, to see arguably one of EAW's cornerstone elitists stooping to such a degree of desperation. It kind of makes you question the possibility of that happening to you someday at such a stage in your career, and that sucks out some of the grand expectations you once had of this place. So in a sense, Nick Angel's presence in EAW is giving its "Elite" trademark a bad representation. And that has me for one, raising an eyebrow as to why this man is still employed, let alone granted an opportunity to be next in line for a shot at the Answers World title. It's self-contradicting and quite unfair to those young guns having to be pushed back or even away for guys like Nick to still attain some exposure. Hear me out here, I'm not taking away anything Angel has done or earned in this business. I'm sure he was once a great talent with a name that speaks for itself. Sadly, nothing lasts forever Nicky and neither will your attempt to remain relevant. I may be the underdog keeping up with the competition in this "two horse race", but at the end of the day, those two horses won't be seeing an empty finishing line.

Shifting gears to Mister Jameson Royale. The man who apparently abhores being called a maniac yet everything he does, says or touches gives a strong impression that he is. It rather seems like I've hit a nerve somewhere in the Royales because, and correct me I'm mistaken, but I think I made Jameson talk in a serious manner for the very first time. I believe sailed through to him as more of a wakeup call and that's one of the things I was aiming at. Wacky jokes and humor copy-pasted from the worldwide web is all well and dandy, but when it comes to a match of this magnitude and a stage of this caliber, I strongly suggest that you throw the clown gimmick out of the window get your head into the game, if you want to stand even the smallest of chance in the battle royal at Shock Value. I guess you already got the memo Jameson, so let's talk about how you take offense in being called an outcast. I wouldn't necessarily evaluate such a position of view upon logic or sense because both are clearly nonexistent in your bloodline, so answer me this; what's wrong about being on the outside looking in? Being neglected by a group of self-hating, greedy men and women and never influenced by their daily wrongdoings? Then again, being an outcast is a blessing for the wise to take up and for the common like yourself to mock so I wouldn't expect you to respond to any of these questions. Regardless, you touched on how you were raised in a household that had honor for a bible and I'm happy for you being that lucky. But it's like you said, honor in today's world is as worthless as me trying to explain what I just to you. Sooner or later Jameson, you and your band of brothers will come to terms with the fact that it really doesn't matter how you were brought up, what you believe in or what you think you're capable of, it's simply about you will have to offer at the right moment. And I don't see any of you offering much saturday.

Kenny Drake. The man with the voice(s) in his head. Such an original new concept you got going, I have to admit. Kind of sad that it's the only interesting deal you can bring to the table. But I do commend the desire you have to step up to the plate, as unproven and inexperienced as they, but still willing to give it a shot. He joins the likes of Average Gatsby in greatly representing the green talent minority in EAW, which I'm a supporter of seeing that I once hailed from that class. But, while I do wish for both guys the best of future runs in the company, for their sake, I do not wish that they'd choose to start out those runs at the Shock Collar battle royal. While the opportunity may appear fitting for a career tale prologue in the making, I highly suggest that you draw your line behind yours truly because I'll be damned if I let you, or anyone else involved get in my path of gaining that #1 contender slot.

Jay Omen. Dare I say that I almost didn't recognize you from your last rant. It was a serious, discussable case in point situation; something that's clearly out of your league. I guess I struck a nerve in you as well. It's refreshing to think about the Impact I've made on my competition recently, from Royale to Omen to even Duncan and Angel, I'd say I've earned at least a thank you from everyone of them but just them being out there saturday is good enough for me. Omen, I do feel for your transition because having to upgrade from an awkward clown of a character to an awkward clown of a character with a tough background, that must've been a difficult task to tick off. Now, you might have yourself convinced that the laughing stock of a career that you have will get a much better and more respectful treatement come the Shock Collar battle royal but you're not fooling anyone else. Recovering from your "state" Jay, is a long and hard process and I don't think a couple of days would be sufficient to save whatever sane part of your brain that's still left in that dense skull of yours.

The yapping mouth is at it again, and I hope that this won't sting the faint-hearted as much as last time. Gentlemen, we're a couple of days away from the event that will define someone to an extent that can't be put in words. One of us, will skyrocket atop the Voltage food chain. Everyone of you 14 hopefuls can fight for the right to be called the victor before the match even starts, I'll be focusing more on the ground work that awaits saturday night. Because whether or not I'll triumph in the end is up to fate to decide, all I have to do is FIGHT FOR IT.


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