Alright alright, ENOUGH ENOUGH!!!!!

I can't take it anymore turn that Maddox Ayres promo off!!!

*Mr. DEDEDE's publicist, who is off-camera, turns off the telivision as we hear the sound of Maddox Ayres' voice fade into nothing*

I can't take it anymore! So many promos that I have to sift through and the majority of them are spent talking about other people. I forgot what kind of agony the week leading up to the Grand Rampage is like after not being in the damned match for four years, but the last two days have been a painful reminder. I mean gosh danggit can't you people timestamp this shit or something? At least put my name in big bold words on the screen so that I can fast forward through it without missing anything you say about me. Seriously I've got so many things going on in my life now that I'm a homosexual star athlete - the first of my caliber, might I add. This ain't a Jason Collins story, and I damn sure ain't no Michael Sam, I'm not some washed up bum who came out of nowhere, I was big time BEFORE I came out as gay. But ever since I unveiled my truth to the world the world has reciprocated with gratuities in abundance - and I mean - I'm not gonna lie here... these corporate sponsors are throwing me the bag! 

I mean I of course would NEVER sell out the Gay Meat Community in a cheap attempt to turn over a profit at the presumable twilight of my athletic career, but I sure as hell am gonna cash in! Ever since I chose to come out as gay (not that being gay was a choice for me, I was totally born this way) I've been flooded to the gills with endorsement deals. I need your guys' opinion on something by the way because I'm im the middle of some serious negotiations with Nike, they're trying to throw all kinds of numbers at me just to keep me to stay. The thing is, Under Armour sent me a pretty decent counter-offer and I know they've been on damage control mode since the whole Trump thing so they need an openly LGBT athlete on their squad to make up for the CEO's conservative views. Now Nike's offering me more money as a counter-counter offer, but I think I can strong arm Under Armour into something serious. Let's just say THREE commas, not two. I mean think about it who else are they going to rely on for publicity? The only other options Under Armour has are Steph Curry who is a well known pansexual but keeps it under wraps, and I some bald guy that looks like Woogieman, might be one of Cody Marshall's cast mates I dunno.

Anyway, the point is, you guys really need to keep these promos concise because I don't have time for all this *huff* I am in the thick of super intense negotiations - I'm actually thinking of taking the Summer off after Pain for Pride to star in a new blockbuster film. Think "Magic Mike meets The Wrestler". I know haters are gonna say "he plans on taking three months off with the title after he wins it!" But on the contrary I think it'll be a great way to promote EAW to a broader audience that may be unfamiliar with our great sport, and it'll be an inclusive eye-opening look into a fast rising LGBT-friendly industry.

But that's down the line. ROSE BOWL! GRAND RAMPAGE! OK, so I took a few days to let some of my opponents sound off on the weekend event. A lot of respect from the younger cats I see so I'm not going to - as the kids would say - ''drag em'', but Carlos sis you need to get your old ass served. First of all what we are not about to do is come up on this platform and just outright tell bold-faced lies. You ABSOLUTELY practiced in Dickatsu Eatsu during your formative Japanese training years - and don't even try to tell me that you didn't sir. Fuck off with that "negative". Just because you go on about kicking around "young boys" doesn't mean you get to pretend that you are one, like you made your debut in 2008 or something. You're around my age buddy, if not older than I am. And I know for a FACT that I had to suck at least one senseis dick for some extra training. How the hell else are no-named Gaijin able to come up in these dojos in a country where they don't know the native language, and all of a sudden two years later they're out here busting out indyriffic five star matches after being trained by some fat old men. Besides I know the school you went to, I know the owner personally, had sex with the owner but that's neither here nor there. I know they love practicing in what are basically the equivalent of male gangbang bukkake. Especially with the black dudes - why do you think bukkake has 3 k's? But again that's neither here nor there. I know how the game was when I got to Japan C, and quid pro quo was and probably still is to a lesser degree a way of life. You and I came up in the pre-smart phone era, meaning there was nothing stopping senpai from making us give up a little bit of nookie or bosom lest we be kicked out of the academy. Also I won't allege the type of relationship you and GI Styles but I suspect that GI had a little 'sugar in his tank' as well. Now that's perfectly okay of course! Nothing wrong with doing what it takes to get ahead, but I just worry about you man. You and I go way back, we've known each other for over ten years now, and honestly dude repressing in things like this is tainting of both the soul as well as the mind - and it can physically manifest itself in perilous ways as well. I mean what has it been now 10 years now??? And still no World Title? Oh my bad except for world titles in CWF where all the other old ass repressed closet homosexuals go to get their fix. You may be used to being champion in locker rooms equivalent to YMCA locker rooms, with saggy old men dragging around with their tiny old peckers, but this is a young man's sport Carlos, and you need to have a young mans mentality if you hope to get ahead. I recommend returning to dick. That's just what I would do personally if I were you. I'm sure you've got your fair share of experience with it already, but I promise you dick is what keeps old men like us spry and sharp as a tack. On my last vacation in Cuba I saw Elton John rush 40 yards in a flag football game believe it or not. He even juke-stepped Tupac. (Yes he is still alive) To each his own though, you can choose to be a stiff old man or you can get with the programming like me and maybe you might have an actual chance at having something to show for the ten years of waste you call a career.

Oh by the way who the hell decided to let Jamie O'Hara into the Grand Rampage match? I sure as hell wasn't present for this board meeting. No no no no no no no we are nipping that shit in the bud right now. You Australians already have a stranglehold on CITV, you've monopolized half the history of that freaking thing, don't none of you bastards DARE come into MY GR with any crazy ambitions, got that? Jamie I respect you for your in-ring prowess but for all the times I've been called a spotlight hog in my tenure in EAW, I've never seen anybody call you out for that, which is quite honestly a load of crap. Especially since you haven't done even half the charity, and fan signings, and make a wish events that I've done. You would prefer to go out drinking and plowing Cam all day, like the cis hetero white scum that you are. You held the World Heavyweight Championship for 323 days for crying out loud. If I held a championship that long the "Fuck DDD Coalition" would come out of their 4 and 1/2 year slumber and literally file a class action lawsuit against me. The bitching and moaning would be unparalleled. You are going to be one of the people I personally feel motivated to eliminate come Grand Rampage, and it's not because you and I are a "dream match", or because I'm "jealous" of you, but it's because you are in dire need of some humbling. After all I'm sure you get letters from the many members of our gay community who are just head over heels infatuated with you, and you ignore them all or return them to sender. I can't even scroll through Amari's tumblr without pictures of your meatprint plastered all over it. No seriously, go look at your hashtag on tumblr right now, it's Meatprint Rampage. I don't see the hype anyway personally, I think you're a 6 on the attractive scale, you've got a face that makes me want to throw a pokeball at you. And why the hell do you talk so tough on the promo page just to go out there and go " " and throw up the mano cornuto, as if that's not my shtick? You know I saw through your whole act for a long time Jamie, there's something rotten in Denmark, and if you disrespect me Imma make sure Amari Steele holds you down while I eat that ass like a danish. 

(awkward silence)

Sheriff out.

Perseverance; steadfastness in doing something despite difficulty or delay in achieving success. Everything that life throws at you is considered an obstacle. You do everything you can to get past those obstacles no matter what, correct? Obviously. Why would you let the obstacle win or take control of YOUR life? You persevere through these obstacles to better your life or achieve the success you set a goal for. In the workplace, you’ll come across a tough challenge or an annoying boss or co-worker that you just can’t stand. Do you leave that job to go to another not knowing if you’ll have to go through the same thing again? No. You persevere through it, you clear your mind and remember why you’re where you are and you push. Each and every day we as a human race persevere through many obstacles a day, whether you realize it or not. That’s life. It’s what drives us for more and more. Do you want to live your life in mediocrity or would you rather persevere in every obstacle no matter how difficult or how long it takes?

Persevere.

I can’t say that word enough right now. Since Dynasty this word has been stuck in my head and I repeat it over and over again. Why? Why wouldn't I want to? This business is all about perseverance. Every match you compete it you have to persevere and beat your opponent, otherwise it’s a loss… obviously. Since I arrived here in EAW, I have persevered in some obstacles and then haven’t in the rest. I have never been consistent in achieving my success here, but that comes to an end now. The Grand Rampage is giving thirty men an opportunity of becoming the Answers World Champion. This is the first time ever this has happened and with me being involved in it, I will fight until my last breath. Last time I spoke I kept saying how I was going to let my past fuel me when I enter the ring whenever that may be. No matter who stands in my way, no matter who has already been eliminated, I will fight and I will not stop until I am the Answers World Champion. There are more deserving of this, but deserving isn’t what’s going to win the Title. Who wants it more? Who will not stop at anything until that Title is in their hands? Which Elitist will throw body after body over the ropes until their name is announced as the new Answers World Champion?

Maddox Ayres.

I’ve heard everything that’s been said from those whom have decided to speak about their match. I’m really not surprised at what I’ve heard so far, either. It’s pretty much the same thing all throughout. ‘I will be Champion.’ ‘You’re already looking at the Answers World Champion.’ ‘Nobody will stop me.’ ‘I am the winner of the Grand Rampage.’ ‘I plan to leave my mark.’ ‘One man will be holding the Answers World Championship and that will be me.’ So on and so forth. It’s all consisting of all of us saying that we’re going to be the Champion. Who wants it more? We’re all talking the talk and the groups that have history are already in a war of words, but who’s going to show up when the bell has rung and the Title is up for grabs? I’m sure I’ll get responses stating that you will, or that you will, or hell someone may even laugh at me for thinking I’m going to be the World Champion. Do it. Laugh at me and then let me step into that ring and persevere. I’ve been sitting back and listening to what everyone has had to say like I stated earlier. Some of you really don’t think before you speak, or maybe you do. That shows me how idiotic you are. I’ll explain shortly, but what I’m getting at is you all are giving information on specific people that you’ve had quarrels with and stating what you plan to do. You’re forgetting that in a matter of a second, someone you have had no contact with at all in your career can eliminate you before you can say World Champion. Focus on your enemies and focus on those you think are the biggest threat, someone else will take you by surprise and end your dream of becoming the Answers World Champion. That’s what this match is about. That’s why it’s so exciting. I can already see bodies flying over the ropes and the crowd reacting to however they feel about that Elitist. I’m ready to feel the energy and feel the support from the crowd on my way into the ring and then to prove to all of you what it’s like to be the last man standing in a match of thirty and to hold the Answers World Championship around my waist.

Talk about dream come true.

I’m going to pinpoint a couple things that drew my attention since the last time you heard from me. Jamie O’Hara highlights this because something he said really just baffled me. Jamie, you mentioned that you will be a three time World Champion in four years with a win at Grand Rampage. Congratulations, that’s great. Your most recent reign was your longest of the two and the longest reign with that Title. That’s a great accolade to have, obviously, but what now? Last year at Grand Rampage, you won the World Heavyweight Championship and held onto it until recently when you lost it to Chris Elite. Now at this Grand Rampage, you’re thinking that you’re going to walk out of this match as the Answers World Champion? Last year you beat Jacob Senn and Xavier Williams to become the World Heavyweight Champion. This year you’re facing twenty-nine other Elitist’s to determine who’s going to be Champion. You’re speaking a huge game right now, putting yourself above every single person in this company when you just lost your World Heavyweight Championship. Look at the people who have been here long than you, do you think they worked as hard as they have for someone like you to think that you’re the ‘ace’ in this company and that you’ve amounted to more than anyone else? Reality check, cunt, you’re just like anyone else here who’s ever won a Championship. You capitalized and now you’re back with the rest of us chasing a Championship. There’s a difference between confidence and being egotistical. You are one egotistical son-of-a-bitch. I, on the other hand, am absolutely confident in my ability to capture my first ever Championship; the Answers World Championship. You are right about one thing; Grand Rampage will be a night that this company will remember forever.

You know, Mstislav explained the Grand Rampage just as well as I did. Everyone thinks that the later in the match you come, the better luck you’ll have at withstanding the remainder of the Elitist’s in the Rampage. It doesn’t really work like that. You can come in very last and get thrown out within seconds of sliding into the ring. Whereas someone who started out the match is still fighting for his life and for the Answers World Championship. It’s good to know that someone else understands how this match plays out. It’s not luck of the draw. It’s all how you can persevere through every single obstacle until you are the last one standing. Doubt yourself and you will be among the ones that get eliminated the second you get in the ring. Knowing that you understand how this works and even though I have never participated in one before, I can tell you’re going to be quite the challenge, Mstislav. I’m aware of the difficulties that are going to display during this match, but I’m aware of my confidence and perseverance and that’s going to push me as far as it takes to make sure that I make history on Saturday. That’s what we all want, correct? To make history? To win the first ever Grand Rampage where the winner becomes the Answers World Champion?

Challenge accepted.

Several of you have kept pretty quiet. You’ve either barely said anything or just haven’t said anything at all. That’s fine, the more quiet you are the more it shows you’re not confident enough in yourself to speak up. I used to be that way which shows with my record since joining EAW. It’ll reflect once the Grand Rampage begins and you’ll be thrown out rapidly to leave the ones who truly believe in themselves to become a World Champion. By the end of this, you’ll wish I would stop talking. I want you to hear me. I want you to understand me. I will make you believe me by the end of this, which will result in one thing and one thing only;

Maddox Ayres becomes the EAW Answers World Champion.

I will persevere.

Doesn't surprise me, Dubian is a known loser and hasn't beaten anyone notable yet he gets a championship match? Rex I have no problem with you and I know you are chasing a brass ring but what is the point when you enter this match that has nothing to do with you? It should be Diamond Cage Vs The Heart Break Gal, no interference, no bullshit, no more politics. But I think it's just Robbie giving Dubian some compensation for saving his little lover here, so I commend you Robbie, I commend you for giving Devan Dubian an opportunity he didn't work for, give him an opportunity just based on name value that he hasn't fucking lived up to. Dubian, you make me sick, talking about what you deserve, you haven't earned shit, for the beginning of this season you was the bitch of a guy who took his talents to a place of more strong style, and then when you finally recovered enough of your ego you tried to put me down underneath your boot but I kicked your ass at Reasonable Doubt, you haven't done nothing of any significance except earn a pity world championship match because Robbie was trying to stack the deck against Theron fucking Nikolas if he were to go through with cashing in his championship match. It's no secret that there's no way in hell you'll be walking out of the Grand Rampage with my property because it will be a spit in the face to everything I've worked for this entire fucking season, hell ever since I returned to EAW at this very same  event. It will be a spit in the face to allow someone as spineless as you to call yourself EAW Champion when you haven't done anything to gain that except bitch and moan about what you've done in the past and wanting that to carry over into this season. You are to blame for your own failures the same way everyone likes to point fingers at me for being the catalyst to my own demise, And you know what? I'm starting to believe that it is my fault that I'm not standing here with the EAW Championship because a guy like you can't stand to see a guy like me succeed because it hurts your fucking ego. Because I'm different right? Because I've failed so many times and you've had so much glory that it fucks up the natural effects of the universe? This isn't how things are “planned” right? Well things don't always go to plan and maybe you just aren't as good as you think you are considering I already beat your ass to get that opportunity. 

But it is my fault, because I only kicked your ass when I should of taken your ass out for good. I should of put you down for good, but I insisted that me beating you and showing you and the entire world that I'm better than you would be enough for you to have the proper respect for me to just go to the back of the line like any normal man would and fight for your opportunity. You are the whore in this equation because you whore'd your way to an EAW Championship match, yet you've also earned the right to be put down once again by Diamond Cage because you know, and I know that in this ring when it's all on the line. You never will, as long as the EAW Championship is between us Devan Dubian, you'll continue to be my bitch because that is what you have been reduced to. You are a bitter man, and the past glory that you've attained has set you off so much that you can't handle failure, that is why I'm better than you. I can handle failure, hell I wouldn't be me without failure, I needed to fail, I needed to lose everything because failure makes men with feeble mines and characters like you crumble, failure makes a man like Diamond Cage more hungrier, it makes me realize that I don't ever want to fail again so I do things in this ring that are a bit irrational, I bleed bucks like Rex said, and Rex I full on expect you to compete like this match is the last one you'll have cause it very well could be considering you like to speak on my story, my legacy. You have no right to speak on my legacy, you are from this softer crop of EAW talent, the talent that would rather choose relationships over being the fucking best, the type of talent that would much rather kiss and hug, rather than fight for the company that gave them an opportunity and made them what they are and still they carry their personas here to a place of more strong style value and they can't even put the fucking pieces together. That is your EAW and in that EAW, you can be the champion all you want, but things are about to change, because I'm taking back this company and I'm taking back the EAW Championship and restoring the feeling of not having to be married to someone or be protected to get my spot, I'm restoring the feeling of when the EAW Championship actually meant something around here. Who are you to speak on what won't be enough? You've been trying to grab the brass ring and you've gotten sidetracked, another man finding himself in a situation that has nothing to do with you. You are only in this match as filler, name value for the fans who actually give a fuck about you. This is between me and HBG, considering HBG is probably feeling really high. Like she beat Diamond Cage when deep down, she knows and I know and the entire fucking world knows that I had her ass beat unti Devan Dubian came down and saved her from losing. I was beating you, I was giving HBG a beating that she'll remember for the rest of her life and she can tell Robbie V all about it. You didn't beat me HBG, I beat me, I let a relic of my past come through and take everything from me, you survived but oh I promise you that we aren't finished by a long shot, we are just getting started and I doubt you are able to have a match like we had for the title because eventually you'll break. Me? I'm indestructible, I'm an indestructible fighting machine and I get better every single day, I've been having that match that we had at the supershow for years and I'm still standing, nothing you can do will break me. Nothing Devan Dubian can do will stop me, and Rex will not creep in like a thief in the night to take away the EAW Championship from underneath my nose.

Hello EAW it is I Chris Elite the biggest charitable champion since Lucian Black, now as most of you know this weekend is my first championship defense and it’s none other than the second most athletic anorexic right behind Kevin Durant the man with the best camera lens in EAW.  It’s great isn’t it Finn? Just last year the two of us were trying hard to get the New Breed championship. Now I’m fighting hard to keep my World Heavy Weight Champion and you will give it your all to take it from me. You are going to use submissions we’ve never seen before which is saying a lot because you Finn are probably one of the best if not THE best submission specialist in not just EAW but in wrestling as a whole. I’ll give you that Finn you are a great talent and you earned this right to try to take this championship off me. You beat 3 men who said you wouldn’t do it and I beat 1 man a lot said that I couldn’t. Now I know a lot of people including yourself even don’t like the way I took the title and because of that I have the biggest target on my back because of the way I won it people think it’s going to be a walk in the park to take the title off me. Well about that Finn you are going to the first person I make an example of in this title reign. See lately I’ve been trying to set a tone of positivity lately with all the negativity going around. However sometimes being positivity is being honest. It’s like you don’t want your friend walking around knowing he stinks. You have to tell him in a nice way of course like hey man “You don’t smell the best you might want to use some clone, deodorant or even a shower”. Also if you know your friend is a bozo or a dick eater which in your case. Well anyway you have to take them to the side and be like “Hey man you are digesting a lot of dick right now you do know there are other things in this world to eat right”. Sure they might get a little upset however at least you know you told the truth and what they do is up to them. You tried to warn them right?
 
So allow me to warn you allow me be honest with you Finnegan. Your friends aren’t true friends I know you guys are in those little group messages on iMessage and their all telling you “You are going to beat Chris Elite”. Their lying you aren’t going to beat me Finn. I know you want to and I know they want you to but just like the night I won this title they are going to be disappointed.  I know how hard you fought to get here beating 3 other worthy opponents to get a shot to fight me at this event. Don’t feel bad though Finn because just like you any one of those 3 would’ve suffered the same result you are going to suffer. That’s a loss and I know what you’re thinking Finnegan “Well don’t forget I beat you last year” I didn’t and if you are going to go with that narrative and use that as an argument this whole week. That’s exactly why you’ll lose because you aren’t the only one who evolved since last year. I am the one you are fighting for the title now Finn don’t forget that. While the past summer and before losing to Voltages top bozo and follower. You were out there successful title defense after successful title defense and I’m not going to lie that’s how I’m trying to be. I want to copy that title reign but make it better, make it last longer and make sure when I lose whenever that it’s to someone who is worth losing to. No offense of course but however this past summer I made a name for myself on Voltage I became a top talent. I beat the likes of Ryan Adams I made a name for myself and no one was able to stop me since and no one is going to stop me now.
 
Not you Finnegan and not anyone else. I know the jokes going around with me being a charity case champion and that’s cool that’s funny and also fortunate for me. Unfortunately for you though I put in a lot of money into this charity. I put my heart and soul into getting this title reign and I won’t let it go this easy. I’m not letting it go my first title reign. I am going to stay here and I’m going to defend it here with the best talent. I’m not going to bounce and think I’m cool defending it somewhere else with talent no one has ever heard of across the world to seem edgy. I am going to keep it right here in EAW and defend it against the best of the best and I am going to beat the best of the best until I get tired of doing so. You are my first test and you defiantly are my last. Say what you want Finn hold that win over my head from last year all over you want. However hanging onto the past won’t do anything expect possibly make things worse. Just ask your friends what holding onto the past does to them. Anyway Finn I hope you hold that win dearly. I hope you think about it time in and time out because that’s going to be the downfall for you in our match. So you keep that victory in mind you hold it dear to your heart because it’s the only win you are going to have over me. But hey look on the Brightside at least you can go around telling people you beat the current World Heavy Weight champion once. Too bad you couldn’t do it when it mattered.  Finn remember I’m being positive I am being honest and I don’t want to gas you up the same way the others have. I want you to not keep your hopes up I want you to know when you walk into this ring sure it’s going to be a good match. Sure it might seem like you might win but you won’t. I know I said you are the second most athletic anorexic but that won’t be enough to beat me. I know I said you’re a top submission specialist but that either won’t be enough to stop me. I want to thank you though for being my first test and proving the point that despite how I won the championship I still earned it. Just like you earned the right to face me and lose to me.
 
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It was only a matter of time.

Another chance, another opportunity that doesn't come around often, but when they do you take them. An opportunity there to seize, it's there every single time, you just got to know when to take it. Knowing that this lifetime isn't forever you will take every next chance that you receive, and you will treat it as if it's your last. Last chance to star on the big stage. Last chance to tumble and hit the mat repeatedly until you have done so for the very last time. Last chance to create memories and leave an everlasting impression on the world. That is the mentality that I have always had from the moment that I stepped foot in this company, no matter what the challenge was, and at this year's Grand Rampage, it will be no exception. We don't get more chances because we expect them. Expecting anything in this world, especially if you aren't willing to work as hard for it as you would were it your first time the next time around, then you've already set yourself up for failure. If I'm to find myself in the right position, there's surely nobody that is not going to be more than willing to take advantage of any that may be presented than me, because that's the name of the game. There's no two ways around it. Everyone will come into this with the feeling that they have this axe to grind - that it's them that exists just for this moment. It's the same song every time a big championship match is made and set of challengers are named, and everyone sings it regardless of how much they wish to try and hide their true feelings, what their real intentions are. Trying to sail under false colors is something that I used to do, acting as if I never wanted or needed a title. That's not the case at all. All that does is invite more attacks where the antagonists have more substance against you then they started with. There will be no discrimination in this, no reason to hold back. No lengths worth envisioning that has limits to them. Just the respective strengths and wills of mine against three others in that ring that comes between this opportunity, another chance. The chance of a lifetime. To headline at Pain For Pride perhaps, with the whole world watching.

Questioning why I'm here. 

That's an answer that will be provided soon enough. 

The thickening plot, it always comes with a twist or few. It would seem the unsettling confrontational quarrels caused a swift shift in decision. The conflict of interest has now placed the cards that were once in your favor, Heart Break Gal, to ones with no value. If the many months of making history with each passing day wasn't indication enough that an end was always the next expectation for your conscience to divulge to your mind, then it will surely be the next one that is to follow after you no longer hold the prized possession that places your name above all that finally brings that feeling to light. Making foolish presumptions is not what got me here, and it's not why that title will leave your waist. You can say whatever floats into your mind as it pertains to this elitist, but understand some mistakes aren't worth repeating. That seems to be the theme however. Just ask anyone that's been placed in front of me who promptly fell at my mercy. You must think this to be some coincidence though, right? As if I hadn't been stamping my ticket with each match to lead me here. I ensured I put in the time and effort with each performance just so I could make a case for myself, and now I have the opportunity I need to show that each and every last match leading into this was worth it. Even when I was stealing that main spotlight right out from under you there was always a sense of satisfaction beyond just the result. It was knowing, and taking that knowledge and putting it to good use in outdoing anything you could bring to the table, and that you had nothing in your bag of tricks that could hold me off and turn me back! And that was months ago. Now, the difference is I'm showing what I would've had there been no John Doe to pose a distraction and stir up controversy behind each victory I achieved. You've done well for yourself, and I know there's a chance you could still be holding the gold when this is over, but right now you're playing the odds game, one where you're hoping for a particular, possible outcome. Odds are, whether you're absolutely certain of the outcome, or hoping for the one you desire. It's going to be the one you didn't foresee that's likely to take place. That's how you won it. That's how you've managed to keep it, and so be it that's how you will lose it.

Something nobody can properly prepare for, not every time they can't.

To properly grasp the career of another without living it yourself, calls for propoerly chronicling every aspect to learn the truths, with facts to support them. Recounting the moments when the well may have run dry hardly does the kind of justice for an unbridled Emir, especially one who wishes to ascend to the top of the mountain by way of chance. It doesn't take a long rigorous search to do so. To mostly disregard the few ventures that did present a new destination for this elitist, and only rely on the those that didn't shows your ignorance. It shows that you don't see with clear vision enough to see the light at the end of the tunnel that only gets brighter for me all the time. Nothing ever truly is as it seems, something you've failed to realize time and again. It's always the same with you, Devan. You have a mindset that's vitiated by the unhinged emotional upheaval that you've brought on yourself. If all you see in front of you is what is in plain sight, then you'll surely miss something else that manages to take you by surprise as was the case in the past. To be here almost three years as I have and be at this point is an accomplishment that can't be taken away. You still have a skewed outlook of what makes this elitist the most resilient in all of Elite Answers Wrestling, and the insight you provide to onlookers paints a picture for them that will soon be painted over with the actual image that matches every last principle this elitist lives up to every time he steps in the ring. When this week is at it's end, and the following one begins with a commencement that recognizes this elitist as the new standard, maybe then you will see me in a way that changes your opinion on the status quo. I know that the questions seem easy to answer, Devan, but sometimes even the answer itself is broad as it a possible solution to shore up a few problem areas. Your interjection has stirred the pot, given you the spotlight you so craved. A title match, one that does no favors for you if you come  up short again. This whole season, as you've stated, has been a constant struggle to find any type of rhythm to make the proper claims to the EAW Championship, so this was the only way left to do so. You speak about entitlement, but nobody's really listening, Devan. Thats an old tune that's been played one too many times, and plus you made this statement to what? Garner another opportunity, but what price are you willing to pay if you don't succeed yet again? Opportunities come and go and come back around again, but when will your next one come to be a worlds champion and potentially headline at Pain For Pride? Might not get that opportunity again in your career if you fail with this one. You might need this one more than anyone in your mind but only you can convince the world of that, and for all the time spent trying to get to this point again, you know it'll be a blow to your confidence because time is fleeting.

Perhaps the Amazing Emir has something left.

We'll soon find out.

When confronted by many different scenarios that requires a moment of fine thought, it's usually our emotions that make our next choice one that's handled with the necessary diligence to help fulfill the situation, or by impulse. Diamond Cage, your story is one to be empathetic over, no doubt. From rise to fall, to tragedy, misery, and seeking redemption, nothing's changed for your fortunes. You could fight until the end of your existence, bleed buckets every match, and lay claim to coming back as it's now time for your redemption for the duration and it still may never be enough to get back something you believe you should have never had to part ways with in the EAW Championship. You wish to react to everything based on impulses. You're a slave. A slave to yourself, your emotions. It's already a book that's been read over and over. The uncontrollable urges to slaughter everything in sight, they won't do you any good when a more intelligent mindset is able to evade the loss of faculties in a situation that calls for a precise reaction right on cue to dodge the bullet. That's what you're contested with while in another demolition driven mission against anyone who stands against your chaos. You're predictably unpredictable, and that's why you could physically dominate and present a ravenous side never seen, imposing a will so strong that it physically re-arranges my appearance, give the beating of a lifetime, and it may still not be enough to call yourself a champion again.

You'll have to kill the spirit, everything that makes up this elitist just to outlast him.

Providing greater clarity of what has brought me this far has never felt tedious. In short, I belong here, and there's not a whole lot that you can say to otherwise dismiss that fact anymore. So pull back the curtains, look just beyond the bend at the top of the mountain, and you'll see a true battle of wills and wits that's set to take place in a few days. The un-welcomed company that's existed in my stead over the last several months will change in an instant if the fruits of all the laboring lies within inches from my oversight as it sits in the palms of my extra-hardened grip. Something to represent what all the time spent fighting battles uphill did for my survival. Something that immediately changes everyone's opinion and perception. Something that once again allows me to call myself a champion again. The EAW World Champion.

See you soon.

(Moongoose McQueen is sitting in a dark room on a couch in casual wear spotting a “For the Boys T-Shirt and jeans. The boys are standing behind him almost like bodyguards with their arms cross and their back straight. A Smoky haze fills the room as the camera zooms in and Moongoose leans forward, the EAW Interwire Championship nowhere in sight.)
 
Salutations, Ahren Fournier, or shall I say, the new challenger for my title. It would appear that you have accepted my challenge from a few weeks, back, when out of nowhere, you decided to bad mouth me despite the fact you had a match with DEDEDE, though, you didn’t quite come to me and ask for it, you went straight to the boss, and demanded for it like some impudent spoiled brat. But regardless, we are here, and I’m perfectly fine with that. So you want my EAW Interwire Championship?  BOYS!!

(Moongoose claps and the boys run to him and bows before him.)

Get Daddy his belt. Someone here is being naughty and needs to be punished.

(The boys scurry off)

So Ahren, lets back track to a couple weeks back with exactly what you said about me and how all of a sudden now, “it’s now relevant” when in truth, it’s very very relevant, because last I checked, it was all about the status of Voltage and their “personalities” and of course, you had to go and drag my name into the mud because I was …… different. And of course, I responded back talking about how Ahren Fournier is just mad how he tried to be different at one point, and now that he got to witness someone doing it and finding better success, that it kind of made you into a total bitch, and if you had a real problem with me. All you had to do was step into MY locker room, and ask for a fight. I mean, call it a bold and daring statement, but believe it or not, despite the boys, the peacock feathers, and glam, that’s really more or less, my thing. To talk talk talk, until a fight happens. And make no mistake, this isn’t one of those talents where I “talk myself out of a situation.” Oh noes. If you look at my dictionary, all I know are them fighting words. So you see, Ahren, I’m very happy to say that I’m not in this Grand Rampage match myself. I mean, sure sure, blame it all on last year. But if I had to be honest. Well, I don’t have to be, I’m just more naturally inclined to be, or is that too weird for you too?
 

Continuing, I don’t care for the prize for this year’s Grand Rampage and I’ve actually requested to be taken out of that match, because at the end of the day, it’s just “Why?” Now last year was different. I remember last year quite vividly. At some point, some can say it’s all he ever talks about these days, and is probably why I don’t have a lot of friends in the locker room. But last year, it was one of those situations where people wanted to see me fail, and boy, did they get that? After all, I had just about every means in the world to succeed, but sometimes, there is just some weird chi or energy that you put off, smugness if you had to call it, where people think it will be hilarious if someone that good, that arrogant, that full of himself, failed. And oh boy, was I that good, that arrogant, that full of himself, and I failed spectacularly. But this leads to my next question, Ahren, have you ever felt that? Hmmm? Have you ever seen those resentment in the eyes of others just based on your confidence? There came a time in the past, when I was a decorated wrestler to the point that there is enough merit to consider myself a seasoned veteran of the game. I’ve been called many things. Arrogance Personified, a True Warrior, or simply a very proud Man, but weird isn’t one of them. The expression that was preferred back then was “free.” As what you are looking at is a man that isn’t afraid and has, as you say, complete and full control of who he is and what he wants to be. And at the end of the day, every single person back then, had every single right to hate me for being so far ahead in the game that we called life. I knew exactly who I wanted to be, I got to do exactly what I wanted, and not a single person could take that away from me. I am Moongoose McQueen.
 

Do you see the point I’m making here, Ahren? No? Then I’ll continue. But please, try to keep up. I purposely wore a t-shirt and jean today so the sparkles and feathers wouldn’t distract you, and try to convince you how exactly serious I’m being right now. But the point I’m making, Ahren, you’re not dealing with just anyone. I’m not what you consider a carbon copy of your former self. Hell if you ask me, I wasn’t even aware that you were “that” Ahren Fournier. I mean, that last guy, he was a great way to fill the time slot until I stepped out of those curtains last time I was on Dynasty. You know, the show you would go to if you won Grand Rampage this weekend by winning the title. Which hit me, oh, Dynasty. Yeah, that’s cool and all, but I’ve gotten pretty comfortable here on Voltage, and for that reason alone, I personally requested out of this match, and I just so happened to have a match with you. Like, what a coincidence. It’s like things just magically works out for me, like there must be some kind of ….. fairy… making it happen. Like Woah….. I want a god damn Ice Cream  Sunday now…..
 

(Moongoose close his eyes for a moment and then slowly peeks one open, only to be disappointed that there isn’t one.)
 

Oh well, shit, fairies aren’t real. Oh, well, I guess there weren’t a thing. So forgive me, if your confusion that you think I’m just copying you, when in reality, you just make horrible life decisions, and I make better ones, or in other words, Ahren Fournier, you just plain ass suck. I mean, let’s not talk about my so called “decline” and lets focus on you. I mean, Last I checked, you were fighting Jamie O’Hara for the title, and now you are facing wittle ole me for this mid-tier championship. And yet you still have the audacity to speak so high and mighty to me, when you essentially were scrapping at the bottom of the barrel for any handouts from Kenny Drake to still “prove your worth”  when, would luck have it, and I do mean you are lucky, to “earn” a shot for my title. And all because you said something as stupid as, “Voltage is a horrible show, and Dynasty was better.” Woah, woah, woah. Rewind there for a second. But, wait, I said that first. I said Voltage was a joke, granted, not for as stupid a reason as yours, but because of management. And will you look at that, someone just kept running his mouth, and bit off more than he can chew? Ahren Fournier, are you my biggest fan or something? Because It’s almost as if I’m looking at a mirror of my former self, you know, when I came here, sporting the more expensive suits and leather jacket, the priciest of sunglasses, and natural hair and physic that mere mortals can only dream of.  And I spoke in a slow and serious tone, and I would pause every once in a while to……add depth …….to how…… serious…. I was being. Basically, I was intentionally being a jackass and simply living up to the name and brand that I created for myself. And now that, I’ve changed it up, I’m happier than ever before, and I got my boys and fans behind me, it would appear my past would haunt me once more like that bitch of an ex who can’t stop talking shit about me and blames me for all their problem. More or less, you.
 

Like, Bro, why can’t you just let me live and be happy? But then we loops back to the beginning, where people resent and hate you because you simply have everything going. If I’m not significant, Ahren, tell me, I’ve been here for a year, why target not just my title, but me personally as well? Because maybe the truth is, you can’t stand to see other people happy. Maybe you can’t stand the fact that you had to change who you were in order to move up. Maybe, after all your recent failures, maybe seeing guys like myself or El Ironico live it up and doing whatever the hell we want just upsets you, because why, why, you ask yourself, did you have to make sacrifices and adjustments upon yourself, yet these guys, these men, continue to thrive in prosperity? What is their secret? Is it the EAW Interwire Championship? Is it the Boys? Is it being a single parent? Well, Ahren, if you wanted to find out, as I said, I’m a very honest man with no secrets.
 

After all, it’s that trait of mine that keeps me ever so popular and focused in the ring, as well as to why I am the EAW Interwire Champion. Because at the end of the day, everyone here is the same. Sure, we all have different goals, where now, everyone is going to be hoping on to be the world champion at Grand Rampage, no matter what show they are on, but as for me, I still have unfinished business here in Voltage, and in truth, as nice as a world title would be, as well as winning Grand Rampage, I don’t want to make the jump back to Dynasty quite yet. I’m pretty damn confident I’ll go into Pain For Pride with no problems. Hell, I’m pretty damn confident I’ll be going in with this title still around my waist when I beat you. You and everyone else might think I’m a joke. Well guess what? I don’t care or mind at all. Because they aren’t laughing at me, they are laughing with me. Bad jokes and all, this is me. This is who I am when everyone else is still trying to figure out who the hell they are. And make no mistake, I’m still the same Moongoose McQueen I was a year ago. I’m still as proud, arrogant, and eager to fight, and it’s no different from the days where I was the face and world champion in other promotions, or the day I made my debut to the world. Why yes, Ahren. Despite all the crap that is thrown my way, despite how often people wanted to see me fail, I’m very lucky. I’m very lucky that I don’t have a single ounce of regret in my body or soul, because I’ve been the same ole same ole Moongoose McQueen from Day 1, and that just really grinds your gear, doesn’t it, Ahren? It really pisses you off that you don’t get that luxury to be yourself, that you had to bastardize yourself into some weird edge lord with too much eyeliner than any man should even wear. I hope you are very happy with who you are. Let’s hope that the Trill Fairy was nothing more than a mere awkward phase for you, because I sure as hell don’t want to fight no Ahren Fournier that still has inner turmoil and can’t frickin place his god damn foot down and say, “this is who I am.” Don’t waste MY time until you’ve figured everything else. As crazy and asinine as it was, atleast Carlos had stuff “figured out.” It was just a damn shame he was too damn old, but you, Ahren, You’re still young. You can still learn. You can still take a trip backpacking through Europe, putting different drugs in your body, and experimenting with other people. I mean, you don’t need to stop at Trill Fairy. You can still be a cowboy, a construction worker, a Native American, or a police officer that wears too much leather. Just work your way through them all until you come to be the macho macho man that you want to be. You be the best damn Ahren Fournier you can be!


But unfortunate for you, Grand Rampage is almost here, so I can’t say you have that much time to really dig deep and figure yourself out. And make no mistake, the EAW Interwire Championship isn’t going to solve your problem. You are the same as each and every single one of them, one is never enough. But I assure you, Ahren, at Grand Rampage, one will be more than enough for you to handle. I’ll make you wish you were in that Grand Rampage match so you can get your ass out of Voltage and out of my sight. And I’m not apologizing. I mean, in truth, I barely even know you, but it is that time of the year again, you know, Pain for Pride, and all, and something about it just tends to bring out the worse in me. But I’ve already decided on what path I will take this year. And as petty as it sounds, I’m prepared to make Voltage everything that you hate so much about it. Maybe it wasn’t a damn coincidence that this match happened. Maybe deep down, I accepted it because I really want you to suffer and drive you out of Voltage, because I know you wouldn’t hesitate to give up and change courses because you don’t like it. I can respect that decision. You are entitled to do that, but what I don’t respect are hypocrites who turn back on what they once were. Do I really need to become this so called “Trill Fairy” just to prove a point? What point is that, Moongoose? Good question. The point is, I can make anything work, and you, Ahren Fournier, can’t. It was never the gimmick that held you back,  it was always you. And if you want to beat me as a means to beat your previous self, well then, I’ll pour some glitter in my body oil, rub myself down, extend my eyelashes, and step in that ring as fabulous as ever, and you can certainly try.
 

(The boys return into the shot, this time, with a chill box and dropping it on the ground before opening it up. The boys reach in and pull out the EAW Interwire Championship and rest it on his shoulders.)
 

And bitch, I ain’t warming the title for you. As I said, I’m right here, chilling with my title waiting for the next person that wants a shot against me, and you better believe it, when I’m done with you, I’ll take on the next person that is going to blame me for their own insecurities. It can’t be denied, Ahren, even Kenny said it himself. I’m one of the best assets on Voltage. This bravado here, this energy, this charisma, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much you work on it. No matter how much you beg or pray, you will never…. EVER get to my level of greatness. Because what you are looking at here, is a man decade ahead of his times. I am the future, as cliché as that may be, it’s true. If you think Voltage is weird now and full of freaks, then Ahren, take a seat, because you aren’t going to be ready for what comes next.
 

(Moongoose snaps his fingers and the boys jump into the shots with an Ice Cream Sunday and feeds it into his mouth like a baby)
 

Moongoose gets what he wants.  You men can have your Grand Rampage and Championships, but soon, the era of the boys will rise. And as long as I build it, they will come. And I’d liked to see anyone try to stop it.

There is a slight change in the breeze. The pressure that usually neighbors me has swayed away and the locks that have always limited me have been picked. Whereas the limelight in the past would usually reside on me in these situations, my shoulders have been cleansed from all those burden and handed onto newer generations. I often allude to my time as the world champion as the peak of my career to remind the lot that such inspiration can come out of anywhere. When I was lost in the woods trying to get a hold of my footing a few years ago, it took a change of mindset to drive a imperious log through my opponents. Then I fell into a delusion of engaging in more just ways only to find myself back in the woods, just with more targets on my back this time around. A certain event a few weeks ago elicited my mindset and reminded me what I should have never buried. The game did not change, I just became too faint with my ideals. Whilst the faces around me have changed, their overbearing vain attitudes have not. And in order for me to take advantage of that, I have to start seeing things as they are as opposed to how I wish them to be. This is why I have decided to exploit Cage at his most susceptible points, and will do the same when I face up against The Heart Break Gal and Rex McAllister in the ring at Grand Rampage for one of the most prestigious rewards this company has to offer, the EAW Championship. Whereas there was a point in my career that I took these matches for granted without a single hesitation, I have to cherish these opportunities now as they become more scarce to an art. It is curious that the majority of the lot that is competing in this match are faces that have been here for a long time, with the exception of one lad. And all of them are former contenders that I have matched up against in the past. This only gives me a further advantage as the capacity of uncertainty goes way down and it allows me to plot everything as I see it beforehand. Grand Rampage will once again serve as the stage that upstarts my revolt to the top of this company.

An unpredictable nature of sorts can sometimes be that x-factor that no one wants to be around. You have long served that role and dutifully as well, Cage. Whenever this company has needed a villain that takes blood by command or an anti-hero that fulfills that trustful role in whatever consequence, you have done well to master it. In doing so however, you have sacrificed yourself as a man who can actually win it when the stage is high. In becoming a puppet, your unpredictability has become your weakest asset to exploit and in figuring that out; I have exposed in all levels. Whenever you have left yourself unattended and vulnerable, I have attacked you with the same dosage of pain that you have the lot of people in the previous years. This has allowed me to reverse the role and put you in an unfamiliar situation where you have absolutely no idea what route it is that you want to take next. It led you to take on a premeditated act of attacking me last week but in full vain, as I walked out of there feeling more victorious than I have ever before. The pain eventually subsided but the remnant feeling that I was able to get the best of your mindset was a victory within itself. Finding yourself in checkmate after already having suffered defeat at the hands of the current champion not too long ago must be an antagonizing feeling that you simply cannot get over. When you face the current champion in the ring, it will bring back memories of how you fell. And when you turn around ninety degrees, you will see a man who has completely overtaken you in the past few weeks. That is when you are going to wish you had left this business a long time ago; ultimately becoming a swan song for everyone's memories.

The other two contenders in this match are a bit more of a miss since my return; especially the champion but still familiars that I absolutely tread sharing the same ring with. Rex has often embodied a bitter-sweet taste that reminds me of the days I still last for but in even more success of returns. Those few opportunities that have evaded you in the past are realistic depictions of how you should expect the rest of your career to be like. I am certain you will ultimately end up finding the holy grail but it will certainly take a load more pushing than you have been used to thus far. The ever so occurring world championship opportunities that I used to be blessed with have been passed onto you now but I can already tell that you are nowhere close to unlocking the answers you need to find yourself at the top of this myriad yet. having met you in disparate parts of your career starting from the beginning, I am in a good place to evaluate your career till now as a whole. With every successive defeat, it seems the wind is changing for you too. The acrobatic nature that you could once collude to your own liking at one point in your career does not exist anymore as you are becoming a more predictable production of the factory. Those that once took your career by the straps of your chest and took you to the top are not present in this company and unlike everyone else who had to strive with their own sweat to get to this point, you have no such recollection because you never had to go through that before. And now that you are faced with such struggles in your career now, you have no idea of what the next move on the board is going to be either. And just like that, another world championship will allude you because of that ignorance. Those that tend to break the status quo eventually feel a real thrill before eventually falling flat on their face and realizing that they are ultimately not all that special. And that works for The Heart Break Gal too. Whilst you may have broken a status quo of a new myriad champion as never seen before, there is absolutely nothing that is seemingly revolting about you. I have no desire to see you as any other different than anyone else but when that propaganda is materialized and advertised to me; I have this urging need to break it. You and I have this long history which dates back a point in my career that is often overlooked but you remember it well because you were by my side through all of it. You knew how I functioned then and supported me thoroughly; but that eventually thinned. We both eventually became enterprise stars but there was always this stigma of superiority. And now that you have collected what I cherish the most, I can choose to conquer that stigma and claim the championship for myself as proof to you that times have indeed changed. I respect that you have changed the very functioning image of your character but when you let such propaganda materialize; whether you agree with it or not, you have to ready yourself to eventually become a victim of it as well. Neither of us are the same people as we once were together but I have evolved to the point where I can proudly claim victories and finally show you by my ringside that I do have what it takes to take this company once again by the grasp of my hand and lead it into a golden age. All those that oppose me will all eventually see this and come to realize how an unhinged man can be so far different from before. There is no key or formula to break this barrage; there is only havoc and pride.

And at the end of it all, it is one Emir.. one 'heartless' 'un-caged' 'Rex' Emperor that takes it all in front of everyone else.

I'm competing in Grand Rampage Match for The First Time in EAW.


The Grand Rampage Match is A Opportunity to All The Competitors in The Match.  We mostly Know What is Grand Rampage Match to Be The Last Man inside The Ring But, They must make sure All The Competitors are Out By  Throwing Them over The Top Rope and Both  of their  Feet  touching  The Floor. The Winner could Earned and Chosen Which Champion at Pain for Pride 11th. 


EAW Grand Rampage One of The Most Popular Events in EAW History. I'll not just Sit Here to  do Absolutely Nothing. I'm Here to make a Name for Myself in This Business.  I also wanted to Become The World Champion in This Business. I'd done Everything in other Promotions Except in EAW. Of Course,  I'm The First Big Bhris Bhampion But,  They'll say It means Absolutely Nothing to The All time Greats.  This'll be The Biggest Win of my Entire Career.


The Grand Rampage has Created The Legends Where They Are Right Now.  I'll say 70% of The Winners of The Grand Rampage Match did Win The World Championship.  The 30% didn't win it.  I do Know The Newcomers, Upcoming Stars and Legends would Just Take this Opportunity to get a Ticket Into Pain for Pride.  It doesn't really Matter Which number You do have or even I Have? It doesn't mean You'll Damn Guaranteed win This Match.


I'll Going to win The Grand Rampage Match. I'll not just Doing for All My Fans around The World who're the Ones to Support Me to be Successful and I'm doing this for My Career in EAW because Nobody really wants to be The World Champion more than Me. I'll never stop keep Fighting until I get Something what I really wanted.