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Moongoose McQueen
Voltage
Posts : 758
Status : Whether I go or not, I'll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break... My soul will break.
 |  Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 10:11 pm | |
| - Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
- Moongoose McQueen wrote:
- Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
- Moongoose McQueen wrote:
- When you really think about it, the Black Finnegan Wakefield.
Aren't you just an aussie guy pretending to be a British Guy? Why do y'all suck ass at roasting?  Why would anyone want to be British? Nobody knows. |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 10:14 pm | |
| Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.
Do it right or don't do it at all.
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Ollie
Posts : 25
Hailing From : Spokane, Washington
Status : Vengeful
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 10:48 pm | |
| To get this back on track, I think the last one mentioned is Dolph Ziggler. My opinion on Dolph Ziggler: a mediocre wrestler, wanna-be Shawn Michaels who couldn't get someone over if his life depended on it. I think the only people who are still Dolph Ziggler fans are probably also fans of Nickelback and have Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men on their playlist.
NEXT: The Big Show
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Moongoose McQueen
Voltage
Posts : 758
Status : Whether I go or not, I'll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break... My soul will break.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 10:51 pm | |
| - Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
- Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.
Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all. |
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вrσdч spαrks .
Empire
Posts : 1634
Age : 30
Hailing From : Brockton ✈ Seattle
Status : ís єvíl sσmєthíng чσu αrє? σr ís ít sσmєthíng чσu dσ?
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Stark
Showdown
Posts : 650
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 11:00 pm | |
| - Moongoose McQueen wrote:
- Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
- Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.
Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all. yeah but who's the New Breed Champion right now? |
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Jon McAdams
Voltage
Posts : 516
Age : 35
Hailing From : England, United Kingdoms
Status : Trying to be a better man...
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 20th 2017, 11:24 pm | |
| - Stark wrote:
- Moongoose McQueen wrote:
- Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
- Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.
Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all. yeah but who's the New Breed Champion right now? lol - Ollie wrote:
- To get this back on track, I think the last one mentioned is Dolph Ziggler. My opinion on Dolph Ziggler: a mediocre wrestler, wanna-be Shawn Michaels who couldn't get someone over if his life depended on it. I think the only people who are still Dolph Ziggler fans are probably also fans of Nickelback and have Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men on their playlist.
NEXT: The Big Show He's the Hornswaggle of giants. A disappointment for any story line. Seth Rollins |
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The Revenant
Posts : 263
Age : 23
Hailing From : Chicago, Illinois
Status : Yar Har Fiddly Dee, You are a Pirate
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you October 21st 2017, 2:29 am | |
| - Okane Moeru wrote:
- I'm finally back on EAW after a long absence, So...let's continue strong!
Triple H Dunno what's more Iconic: Your Sledgehammer, or your shovel you used to bury your Wrestlemania wins under the largest loosing streak....That and young Talent. Chris Benoit (Lets see how edged people get). |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 25
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 5th 2018, 7:55 pm | |
| Who? Welp. I guess I left Chris Hanging.
Ronda Rousey |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 1:57 am | |
| It takes some serious balls to lose a UFC fight and then jump ship. Subway will be lucky to have her when she loses her first wrestling match. The most over thing on Ronda Rousey is Roddy Pippers jacket.
Velveteen Dream. |
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Rhyse
Posts : 280
Age : 25
Status : Level ya pussy up.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 3:47 am | |
| Whack because he doesn't have custom tights with side server screenshots. Until then, he's just...Meh.
Edit: He's inspired a generation of crappy, stereotypical flamboyant e-fed characters. Put some respect on the gay community.
Kenny Omega. |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 5:05 am | |
| Not better than Aj Styles and neckbeards overrate you
Jeff Hardy |
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 5:47 am | |
| Career built on being a spot monkey rather than a well-rounded talent.
Johnny Gargano |
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Lars Grier
Voltage
Posts : 867
Age : 20
Hailing From : Places
Status : I'm a noob, so I suck.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 5:58 am | |
| Vanilla midget carbon copy of Daniel Bryan who hasn't been at the same level since him and Tomasso split.
Minoru Suzuki. |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 6:46 am | |
| First time I saw Suzuki, I thought some old prune grew legs and learnt to wrestle, but not how to bump.
I refuse to speak ill of a man who can slap my family and me to death.
Mandy Rose.
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 6:48 am | |
| Looks like a whore.
Sonya Deville |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 6:52 am | |
| Legit, I had to google search who she was. When your personality can be summed up as "does MMA", you're destined to never be a memorable wrestling figure.
Liv Morgan. |
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Jon McAdams
Voltage
Posts : 516
Age : 35
Hailing From : England, United Kingdoms
Status : Trying to be a better man...
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 10:11 am | |
| F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S!
Wait... That's not Carmella.
Cody Rhodes |
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『zakkii』
Empire
Posts : 6357
Age : 31
Hailing From : WKWKWK Land
Status : 『Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there!』
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 10:14 am | |
| a.k.a. Generic Wrestler #21Karl Anderson |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 10:23 am | |
| You're bald, Karl! Go home!
Taichi
(And now I wait for all the Taichi hate to come) |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 25
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you February 6th 2018, 7:35 pm | |
| Taka Michinoku's Marty Janetty.
Asuka |
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