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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 10:11 pm

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When you really think about it, the Black Finnegan Wakefield.
Aren't you just an aussie guy pretending to be a British Guy?
Why do y'all suck ass at roasting? :hmm:
Why would anyone want to be British? Nobody knows.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 10:14 pm

Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

Do it right or don't do it at all.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 10:48 pm

To get this back on track, I think the last one mentioned is Dolph Ziggler. My opinion on Dolph Ziggler: a mediocre wrestler, wanna-be Shawn Michaels who couldn't get someone over if his life depended on it. I think the only people who are still Dolph Ziggler fans are probably also fans of Nickelback and have Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men on their playlist.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 10:51 pm

@Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 10:57 pm

@Moongoose McQueen wrote:
@Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 11:00 pm

@Moongoose McQueen wrote:
@Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all.
yeah but who's the New Breed Champion right now?


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 20th 2017, 11:24 pm

@Stark wrote:
@Moongoose McQueen wrote:
@Finnegan Wakefield wrote:
Roast; To verbally mock or shut someone down in a comedic way.

Do it right or don't do it at all.
If that includes being a dick because you essentially have a different sense of humor and think you're better than it, you're doing a great job.How about you take that big stick out of your ass and lead with examples because all I see is weak ass shit coming from you that is hardly a sizzle. These wrestler would freeze to death because you can't roast either. So either step up your game instead of attacking others because you think it's not funny, or don't do it at all.
yeah but who's the New Breed Champion right now?

lol

@Ollie wrote:
To get this back on track, I think the last one mentioned is Dolph Ziggler. My opinion on Dolph Ziggler: a mediocre wrestler, wanna-be Shawn Michaels who couldn't get someone over if his life depended on it. I think the only people who are still Dolph Ziggler fans are probably also fans of Nickelback and have Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men on their playlist.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   October 21st 2017, 2:29 am

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 5th 2018, 7:55 pm

Who? Welp. I guess I left Chris Hanging.

Ronda Rousey



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 1:57 am

It takes some serious balls to lose a UFC fight and then jump ship. Subway will be lucky to have her when she loses her first wrestling match. The most over thing on Ronda Rousey is Roddy Pippers jacket.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 3:47 am

Whack because he doesn't have custom tights with side server screenshots. Until then, he's just...Meh.

Edit: He's inspired a generation of crappy, stereotypical flamboyant e-fed characters. Put some respect on the gay community.

Kenny Omega.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 5:05 am

Not better than Aj Styles and neckbeards overrate you

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 5:47 am

Career built on being a spot monkey rather than a well-rounded talent. 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 5:58 am

Vanilla midget carbon copy of Daniel Bryan who hasn't been at the same level since him and Tomasso split.

Minoru Suzuki.


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 6:46 am

First time I saw Suzuki, I thought some old prune grew legs and learnt to wrestle, but not how to bump.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 6:48 am

Looks like a whore.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 6:52 am

Legit, I had to google search who she was. When your personality can be summed up as "does MMA", you're destined to never be a memorable wrestling figure.

Liv Morgan.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 10:11 am

F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S! 

Wait... That's not Carmella.

Cody Rhodes


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 10:14 am

a.k.a. Generic Wrestler #21

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 10:23 am

You're bald, Karl! Go home!

Taichi

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   February 6th 2018, 7:35 pm

Taka Michinoku's Marty Janetty.

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