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PostSubject: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 8:53 am

I'm finally back on EAW after a long absence, So...let's continue strong!

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 11:42 am

"Now before we uugh start this match, allow me to hold onto this uggh microphone for another twnety minutes uggh.." 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 11:49 am

He's Buff, He's going through stuff, and every smart Wrestling fan has had enough.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:09 pm

"I'm Bray Wyatt, I do exorcist walk or whatever but I'm even barely moving. People think I'm blocking their way to walk." (lol I dunno, I'm not good at roasting)

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:11 pm

Constant six star matches, no world title. 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:16 pm

Your John O' Clock doesn't work anymore, and that's a good thing.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:20 pm

She has the Lamest finishing move ever.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:20 pm

EAT, SLEEP, GET INJURED, REPEAT 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:24 pm

Axl rose she's not....

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:24 pm

Hold on, before I do this, let me get me shovel 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:31 pm

Did you take a Time Machine back to the 70's? If so, how long have you been stuck there?

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:33 pm

Is only relevant because of this World title.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:34 pm

How Gay are you to get people to grab your penis?

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 12:35 pm

Superkicks, Superkicks everywhere 


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 1:24 pm

charisma vacuum gets over by abusing the feeble mental faculties of lonely neckbeard fans

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 1:45 pm

Forces people into submission by forcing them to look at his Face. True fact him looking into a mirror is how they got the sound of glass breaking for stone colds entrance music.



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 1:52 pm

*Instert Overused Montreal Joke Here* 


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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 2:07 pm

How in the world would someone be attracted to a midget?

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 2:10 pm

Can't bother making a sentence in English to be that frightening.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 2:15 pm

So.... how bout dat UFC? 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 8:14 pm

If Hispanics Lumberjack Male Strippers were a thing, I still wouldn't want him.

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 9th 2017, 8:16 pm

"The whole HHH rivalry started because of the room 605 memes" 

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 11th 2017, 5:10 pm

Ow The Edge

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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 11th 2017, 5:24 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you   September 11th 2017, 5:31 pm

Randy. Dude, I can see your junk.

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