So I lost even after you outpromoed me? OMG U DAI, AI EM BETTER DEN U, STFU!!!!! CORRUPT EAW, DIS PLES SUX!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!

"Ugh you're gimmick is so cliche and unoriginal."

My gimmick is 100% World Champion.
*loss*
You are a bunch of crazy bastards.

"OMG, ??? and I should totally feud. It would be so epic!"

"Your promo lacks substance." (What the hell does that mean? Just say you didn't like it)

*compliments compliments compliments, but no criticism*

"You're awesome, but *insert harsh criticism about overall character design*"

"First the tag team championship, then the world." (I've said this)

"That might have been my best promo yet" *instantly regrets posting it 5 mins later "I could had done better."

*Sees opponent you just faced who beat you* "Hey, awesome promo this week. Congrats." *When they are away from chat, "Bitch ass promoed last minute so I couldn't respond. Screw them. I'd never do that." *will probably do it once because of circumstance*

"Oh, all the head writers and staff are champions. We know what type of efed this is."

"I'm going to run a fed, but I need someone to write, do graphics, and scout for me, but I'm the boss"

"This guy has [Insert Wrestler]'s picbase from '04.  Can I be the same guy, but from '10?"

"Yo, can I be a mod?"

"I only lost that midcard title to (blank) because I'm going to be pushed to the World.  (blank) couldn't beat me in a straight up match because I'm a better promoer than them"

"Read my promo?"

"My tag pic bases are Triple H and John Cena, so why are we losing to people?"

"It's 12:01 AM.  Where are the results?"

"Can I have an anime as a pic base?"

"I've been here for six minutes, but I demand a shot at the champ because I was champ in this other fed that I ran."

"Your character doesn't match your picbase.  Big Dick Dudley would never say that in real life."

"Why am I not on Showdown? Everyone that's good is on Showdown."

"Why am I losing on Showdown every week? Fucking politics, man."

"You won this fake shit, but I'd kick your ass in real life"

"I quit because I lost my first match because I forgot to promo"

"Wut"
"Wat"
"Wit"
"Wet"
"Hi"
"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER"

Why is Voltage late again?

:p

When will the show card will be posted ?
*shitty promo*
THE SHOW CARD WAS TOO LATE. I CAN'T PROMO LIKE THIS. DAMMIT.

"He's very popular with the vixen/women's community" - guy describing their character who isn't popular with the women's community at all

"I've worked very hard for this push"

"Why isn't this show being criticised for being late?"

"Beat em' Negan-style"

"Can I have advice? Okay I appreciate your advice but here's why you're wrong"

"I have one less day to promo because the show I'm on was late. However will I make up for that lost time with my extremely busy and active life?"     

"I can't believe he said those mean things about me in that promo. It is totally a reflection of his actual views on me and I feel very insulted because if I know anything, it's that promos aren't fake at ALL"

"I've been jerked around in other e-feds before. Why can't I decide when I cash in my World Championship shot? I want to cash it in at Pain for Pride in the main event, Scott!" - Phoenix Winterborn

Moongoose McQueen wrote:

*Sees opponent you just faced who beat you* "Hey, awesome promo this week. Congrats." *When they are away from chat, "Bitch ass promoed last minute so I couldn't respond. Screw them. I'd never do that." *will probably do it once because of circumstance*

Lmfao, this is the strangest fucking thing these douchers gripe about. It is exceedingly rare that a last-minute promo is the deciding factor in the outcome of a match. That people actually claim a moral high ground because they don't post last-minute promos both perplexes and infuriates me. How about this: people actually work on their fucking shit beforehand so that the match isn't decided by the final promo.

"________ is the GOAT!"

WAAAAAAH!!!!!