Why am I not on main card yet?

Why is my rep negative?

Where's the result? -_-

Are my promos good enough?

What's a "Call-ee-Bon?"

"I was fed to him/her, this match doesn't mean anything."

"Why isn't BG posted?"
"Hey DDD is here, maybe BG will be posted."

Y2Impact wrote:

"I was fed to him/her, this match doesn't mean anything."

"GC should've won even if Tyler outpromoed him."

"Put me on Showdown, Ken will book me better. Wait, DEDEDE is writing Showdown? Put me on Battleground then, I'll book myself better."

"You're an asskisser."

Tyler Parker wrote:

"GC should've won even if Tyler outpromoed him."

"Put me on Showdown, Ken will book me better. Wait, DEDEDE is writing Showdown? Put me on Battleground then, I'll book myself better."

"You're an asskisser."

-When someone is very busy with life, and the somehow "mandatory" life joke has to be made. -

"Whoa, what are you doing. EAW SHOULD be your life" (In a joking manner of course, however... it's become cliche and everyone's go to. )

Also...

  on the people wanting to be on SD under my booking thing.

When they say "Our fed Is the best in the world" on a daily basis and no one is agreeing. Instead, we're like this.

" (H) "

Possibly the most accurate depiction of what efedders want feds to be like.

''WHO DELETED THE PROMO PAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!''

DDD:

"Imp is Eris" apparently I've secretly been Kendra for seven years, though I kinda fueled this one
"I'm going to leave if I don't win the Specialists Title" 
"I didn't even want to be in a feud with you"
"You think your ideas are so fucking good" 
 
"I make time out of my day to do this because I love writing but instead I come here and I get fed a bunch of bullshit and have smoke blown up my ass" "So fuck you" "fuck your stupid match" "fuck this whole e-fed" "I quit"
"Haruna Treatment" Is this code for a 30-man bukkake? 
"you threatened to have me de-pushed" "I'm not going to take your shit anymore" > WAS NEVER EVEN GETTING PUSHED LOL 
"You can be a dick, you can show your cocks to the world, but it doesn't make you better than anybody else" Bitch pls let's not act like anyone is giving dick pics to some albino Queen Latifah ass muthafucka unless they solicit them
 
....

"AND MALCOLM BUTLER INTERCEPTS IT AT THE GOAL LINE"

Yea fuck the Seahawks

"The Piff & Landerson Experience will be the greatest tag team in e-fedding history"

I'm raging cuz stole my generic move that I had buried in like 500 on my sign-up that nobody reads. OMG I'M SO SAD CUZ THE WRITERS DON'T KNOW MY MOVE SET BY HEART.

"How the fuck is ________ in the tournament? I have been consistent on the Promo Page for the past weeks, and I am rather put in some generic Battle Royal?"

Tyler Parker wrote:

"GC should've won even if Tyler outpromoed him."

"Put me on Showdown, Ken will book me better. Wait, DEDEDE is writing Showdown? Put me on Battleground then, I'll book myself better."

"You're an asskisser."

IMO we were even. Then again that's just my opinion.

TLA wrote:

I'm raging cuz stole my generic move that I had buried in like 500 on my sign-up that nobody reads. OMG I'M SO SAD CUZ THE WRITERS DON'T KNOW MY MOVE SET BY HEART.

lol

"Voltage tbp"
"Honestly I can't believe someone would say this mean thing about me in a promo, that must mean they actually feel that way about me and it isn't strictly in character. That would be ridiculous"
"I went to Seattle and I didn't see any Redskins fans"
"Promoer of the Week: EVERYONE"

"I've never heard of you so that means I'm better than you"

"Well, u see Max......"
"If only hows the match gonna go........."
"Can u even beat him......."