-I'm a Bible Thumper. (so unoriginal)
-That I'm real good, yet can't grab the brass ring.

That my name is childish (very original, right?) and that I'm no God.

At least out of the few promos I've had in EAW so far - even if I got these even before EAW on FWE.

Extreme Answers Wrestling wrote:

Like for me, people always brought up my 2 championship reigns and how they went  

Extreme Answers Wrestling had 2 championship reigns? 

any hairline related comments have me like 

Haruna is an ungrateful whiner who love to bitch in every loss(which is not).

Let's see.....

* I was carried by GI Styles.
*Cant win the big match.
*I'm old.

Anything regarding the Brettaria saga. Also that I haven't won a title yet.

Usually something about being too into social media or not really a wrestler

"your theme is taylor swift so ur gonna lose xDDD"

"You are a roided up jackass"

Something about being a hipster and drinking ironic beer

I mean, Kenny Drake DOES drink ironic beers...but that's beside the points...

That I'm lucky
That HBB are in some sort of Christian Jihad.  
That I don't belong/Don't deserve where I am.
Pizza puns.

That I'm a failure or that I'm the reason Dynasty closed

that getting high is a bad thing...

That I'll never win the big one. I always choke when it comes down to it.

Probably the most hilarious thing I frequently witnessed during the Hexa-gun angle is face characters either implying, or worse, outright saying they align with another major heel character's views (Crash) over mine as opposed to thoroughly tackling why both forms of leadership are bad/wrong. They don't read storylines, and they don't know shit about politics either. I'm not saying don't attack me, I'm a heel and that's what you're supposed to do, but it's so fucking passe, contradictory, and anti-face that I want to gouge my eyes out. Promoing against DDD was great because he was a face/neutral lean who didn't try to moralize without fact-checking and just went after me with no frills attached. Par for the course with guys like Pizza Boy, Devan Dubian, Crash, etc. All great talents.

I'll elaborate further. You literally had a fucking dictator (Crash) in power for over a year (?), but now you're singing the praises of the regime every face character was oppressed by over the past year? Like what the fuck, bro, at least say you don't like Crash, me, or Hexa-gun rather than painting this hypocritical picture of your character where you make an obvious heel statement (in essence supporting Crash, EAW's #1 kayfabe heel for over a year, solely to insult my character's values) even though your character is a face. These people are either clueless or don't follow promos/shows unless they're facing an e-fedder in a given week. I'd rather someone tell me I'm an over-the-hill has-been, frankly. This is backwards rudimentary bullshit and I refuse to sell it. Read storylines/promos in general, not just for your matches, goddamn wonderbreads.

And another thing, I'm not taking anyone seriously who accuses someone of "slut-shaming." You get insulted and reciprocate. You do NOT cry for sympathy. Tell me one time Stephanie McMahon replied to Jericho's sexist banter by accusing him of being anti-woman, or went on a social justice tirade about equality. Tell me on what Earth it would be acceptable for HHH to retort to CM Punk claiming he "wears the panties" in his relationship with Steph by accusing him of sexism, slut-shaming, or other such rhetoric. Nah, he fights like a fucking man and trades verbal barbs with his adversary. Oh, and the answer is NO Earth. Just imply I'm compensating for the insecurity of having a small cock. It's generic, but at least it's a legitimate retort you'd find in an actual promotion rather than a souped-up social agenda in wrestling form.

This is ESPECIALLY amusing because my tag team partner is a woman. Back it again with the fucking wonderbreads.

Carson Ramsay wrote:

any hairline related comments have me like 

Rami for GR.

"HBG's lackey" i dont mind it though ♥

"Tag Team Wrestler" I get I don't have the best singles record but still............I get I'm so far undefeated along Erica/Carlos in Tag team matches................but still

I'm up Cailin's skirt (which is not such a bad thing...)

That my accent is unintelligible, and I heil Hitler.

You a choker. I'll make them choke as I shit down they throat. Then we'll see who the choker is.

You think you're so damn funny. You nothing special in the ring. Blah Blah Blah.