what about the one where u said you were a drug addict at 5 years old

u know

the one u made in like... 2015 and not as a noob

CM Bank$ wrote:

Scott Diamond wrote:

what about the one where u said you were a drug addict at 5 years old

u know

the one u made in like... 2015 and not as a noob

Those are noob promos

Scott Diamond wrote:

CM Bank$ wrote:

Scott Diamond wrote:

what about the one where u said you were a drug addict at 5 years old

u know

the one u made in like... 2015 and not as a noob

Those are noob promos

Yo you used to capitalize every word in the sentence too? God bless, I did the same exact thing for my very early promos lmao

https://prnt.sc/g1rfax 

What you doing there Banks my man..

https://prnt.sc/g1rfnm

Who have we all been waiting for, RRS??

https://prnt.sc/g1rfy6

TRE staying fresh since day 1

https://prnt.sc/g1rg4h

Cam slaying with the PS on the side

https://prnt.sc/g1riy3

And then there's me man, I don't even know how I pulled this off

And last but not least, my favorite old promo of all time 

http://prntscr.com/g1rpzq

Devan Dubian wrote:

https://prnt.sc/g1rfax 

What you doing there Banks my man..

https://prnt.sc/g1rfnm

Who have we all been waiting for, RRS??

https://prnt.sc/g1rfy6

TRE staying fresh since day 1

https://prnt.sc/g1rg4h

Cam slaying with the PS on the side

https://prnt.sc/g1riy3

And then there's me man, I don't even know how I pulled this off

Lol I remixed ether, that was lowkey fire

(Diamond cage is seen in front of the turbo arena Takin questions from fans)

EAWFan: Diamond cage how  does it feel to be in EAW and plus win your first match in the process 

Cage: it feels awesome and i cant wait to get back out their

EAWFan: How  does it feel to know that hurricane hawk said you stole his finisher

Cage: aww fuck that guy he couldnt even tie up my boots so im not sweating him

EAWFan: well it seems you have found yourself in a triple threat match how does that feel

Cage: well yea but as a man whos not a stranger to this type of match im gonna make sure these assclowns feel the bang

EAWFan: well Diamond cage thanks for answering our questions and i realize you have to talk about you match so thanks 

Cage: anytime my local fan

now like i have been saying these fans love me already dude i only been here like a week from my first match or someshit like that and already i got this fag tryin to talk shit ot me hes nothin but a jobber whos been here for like months now and still didnt make it in this fuckin company so  hes basically a one hit wonder and now im gonna make him feel the bang cause everyone in this damn company says that im nothin but they can simply kiss my ass cause this is just the beginning of diamond cage see im here to do exactly what i said dude see diamond cage is a champion not a dumbfuck liek the rest of these idiots so anyway i dont give a fuck about these guys all i care about is DC  winning this match and on turbo you can bet your ass im gonna win
so now im done with hearing al lthe bullshit im gonna say it right now if i dont win im just gonna die trying cause diamond cage is tired of hearing what he cant and can not do  see who the fuck are you assclowns to tell me wtf i cant and cant do dude see im gonna walk out the winner of this match and when my career is over sooner or later im gonna walk out world champion of this company so now i have tow jackasses who wanna talk tough cause they think they can wrestle i mean please this dude venmous snake or whatever the fuck his name is this dude looks old enough to be my grandad i mean who in the hell does this dude think he is talkin shit like hes 25 who knows the dude looks like hes 50 and it even shows i nthe ring he puts the entire crowd to sleep dude
and now we got some fag name J - Killings i mean dude are you fuckin kidding me his name makes him a jobber just like that dude i have never in my years of being in the wrestling world hear a stupid ass name like that man so anyway i plan on making sure that both these assclowns are down on their face and me with my foot down their throats so anyway this dude im not even sweating his punk ass
so now diamond cage has to get ready so if you dont mind you would get the fuck out of my face
so dude im a jobber your the assclown who lost to a jobber who claims to win world titles name Ed hardy so stfu and stop suckin dick dude 
anyway im better than you see the thing is your a little bitch in a big pond but now im gonna make sure you drown fucker\
so anyway yea yea yea you wanna call someone tranny i bet your in J - killings locker room giving him a blowjob so you can team up and beat that fucker up and get an easy win on me
dude this is eaw not some bullshit company where a dude who looks like he is in his 50s tryin to wrestle dude your worst then john alloy tryin to do a frog splash of the top rope so dude stfu

dude all you are is my bith in that ring and its weird that you wanna tell me to smarten up when you lost to a jobber and over there wrestling to support you and your mommy 

and unlike your fagot ass atleast i can fuckin win a championship your busy still on turbo gettin ready to get your as kicked dude how long have you been on turbo anyway
and plus you have still been gettin your ass kicked since day one so all you can say is im tranny but all you are is a whiny vixen bitch 
and based on your wrestling talent you couldnt last 5 minutes with a vixen so dude go back to your old basement and continue to learn how to wrestle instead of copying moves from cm banks

so anyway im not sweatin this ass clown and its weird you have footage of me and i dont remember being recorded that proves what a dumbfuck you are 

so anyway smd im better than you and soon i will show i am the best in the world