Burning Desire Promo
#5@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:
"You know I was gonna call it a night and get an early start tomorrow, but than some big, dumb, oafish looking mother fucker decided to talk his stupid fucking mouth off, and get me pissed. Now before I discuss said shrek looking asshat, I want to say something really quick to the other guy who has just been a pest to deal with all week. You know the pissant prick who fumble fucked his way to the chance of a lifetime. Anthony Leonhart, you know better than to speak when men are taking. So why don't you gather up your mangina, and head off to bed before I have to rip you to shreds like I'm about with this jackass Johnson.
Gee Lucas, you sure got a lot to say about my millions upon millions of friends, followers, and subscribers, who have made me quite a pretty penny. not that I need to tell anybody, because one look at me tells you everything you need to know about me. much in same way it does about. Oh BTW I can see the the Goodwill tag hanging off that 'expensive suit' you keep running your mouth about.
I'm not asking anyone to shed a single tear over everything I've been through in the past year plus. No, what I am doing is warning you and Anthony that you yourselves will probably balling your eyes out after I plant my boot so far up both your asses that I'll be using you as a pair of slippers.
You want to run your mouth about how you are the best wrester on the planet, we'll see how true that rings once the dust settles this Friday. We'll see exactly who is the New Breed Champion, and who's left staring up at the lights.
You see I'm not this 'New and improved' version of myself, no I still am what I have always claimed to be, PERFECT. You get that Luke? Does that tiny pea sized brain of yours, that rattles around in that fat, swollen head that sits on your shoulders, comprehend everything I'm saying to you? Or do I have to dumb it down for you liked they used to in special ed class?
You want to rail against all of my followers, but why don't you take a moment to stop and think about why they follow me? If that's too hard for you to figure out ( and judging from what I just said it is) than allow me to spell it out for you. See all the people who devote every single moment of their free time to seeing where I go, and who I'm with, and How I go about my way of doing it, they follow me because they have seen that in the ring I am the total package. I have everything you could ever want from a professional wrestler. I have the look, the skill, the charisma, and most importantly, I have the undeniable drive and determination to make sure that At Burning Desire, I will finally capture that New Breed Championship.
Now I see that you still have enough functioning brain cells to recognize me as an amazing talent, but when you say that I'm not every bit as good as you are, well I guess you got me there because I'm not... I'M BETTER! How much better? You'll find out in about 24 hours from now. Hopefully in that time you won't repeat the exact same things I just said like you did with the whole fifteen minutes being up thing. Lucas just try to understand that When I plant your fucking head in the mat, and the referee counts one, two, three, there won't be a doubt between you, me, and every single person who'll be packing the Barclay Center!
You want to try and end my career? Come at me bro, Take your best goddamn shot, because I promise you that just when you think everything is in the palm of your hand, WHAM! Your face is gonna get stuffed with my knee via a Screen Cracker
#OuttaNowhere!
Go on and cling to the advice that Scott Oasis gave you, I'm sure you'll fare about as well as he did when he got booked against me (for the record he ran like a little bitch and I won in less than a minute). Keep
Do yourself a goddamn favor and shut your fucking mouth up before you stir me up even more, and I simply kick your ass right whenever and wherever you're standing. Because my patience with you has reached its breaking point, I simply cannot tolerate listing to you mentioning my name when you spew all that dumb shit out of your mouth. Why don't you go on and talk about Leonhart some more? Nobody likes that French fuck anyways (he's still French right? Like he didn't t suddenly become not French? How could he even do something like that?). Or better yet Lucas, why don't you just try shutting the fuck up and spare us all from having to listen to your mongoloid sounding voice again.
Do so and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave enough of you to make it to Pain For Pride. You know what that is Right Lucas? Is the biggest show of the year. It's where the absolute best (such as myself) come to prove themselves worthy of being immortalized forever as legends of this industry. It is the grandest stage where the greatest stand and cement their legacies. This year will see Mark Michaels make his Pain For Pride debut in what is sure to go down as the greatest moment in Pain For Pride history!
This is the beginning of a glorious golden age in Professional Wrestling, one that shall be the envy of every other era to follow it. This is the beginning ofThe Mark Michaels Era here in EAW, and with the biggest event in company history fast approaching, I couldn't think of a better way for it to kick off, than with a victory to claim the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Championship. This is my time now, and there is not a damn thing that anybody can do to stop it.
Because I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the
#Hero to millions from every Corner of the globe. The man who will do the impossible and shut up Lucas Johnson's trap once and for all! The man who will dominate The dominator, the man who will tame the roaring Lion (again), the man who will stand before a sell out crowd at the Barclay Center and proudly have his hand raised as the New Breed Championship belt is wrapped perfectly around my waist. The man who is the destiny of Dynasty, the future face of the industry, the man who is the brightest burning star that Burning Desire will see this Friday. The man who is without the tiniest shred of a doubt, the unquestioned greatest professional athlete to ever lace a pair of boots!
And after the dust settles on this triple threat match, the man who will lead the next generation as the New Breed Champion, the absolute picture perfection Mark Michaels! And wether you like it or not, you had better start Picturing THAT!
#BurningDesire #EAW Dynasty"
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