Burning Desire
#2@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:
"Just landed here at JFK, and the moment the wheels touched down I felt a tingling sensation running up and down my spine. Because the moment the plane landed I knew that countdown was officially on, and that my time to finally capture gold here in EAW was now. Now time to shut the mouths of every head in the sand hater like Lucas Johnson and Anthony Leonhart. Now is the time to stick it to every last doubter who said that I would never be more than a preliminary match player. Now is the time to cement my name in the record books of not only a of this company, but of the entire sport of Professional Wrestling. I was born to do great things, and this Friday night will be a preview of things to come. When it is all said and done I will go down as the greatest competitor to ever step in the ring. Titles wins, five star classic matches, leaving a lasting legacy and impact upon the entire industry, that is what you can expect from me. The start of a new golden age in professional wrestling begins the moment my hand is raised at Burning Desire and I am crowned the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Champion.
And to me, no better way to kick that golden age off than with that New Breed title. Because even though it has been marred by being passed off from one mediocre talent to the next (especially in the case of our current so called Champion), that belt is the symbol for those who will lead the way in within the next generation of top guys here in EAW. It has been the Championship that has brought national awareness to men like CM Banks, Devan Dubian, Brian Daniels, and even TLA. This title is one that should be celebrated and cherished, because to hold it is a sign that you are a legend in the making. Instead because of men like JJ Silva, Maxwell Dacsh, and our dear Lucas Johnson, and this once gleaming torch that lights the way for the future of this company, has died down and dimmed to just the faintest of embers. But that will all change after Burning Desire, because once that title is placed around the waist of the brightest burning star, the New Breed Championship shall shine like never before. I am coming to restore pride to that title by being a champion who is actually deserving to hold it. I am here to uplift it from the gutter of the B minus bastards who have soiled it with their grubby hands. I am coming to save the New Breed Championship!
And to do so I am gonna have to kick the ever loving shit out of two of Dynasty's biggest jackasses.
First off we have the roaring pussycat Anthony Leonhart (you know, the guy who is outclassed and has no business being in this match). Don't ask me how the hell this dumb fuck tripped over his own feet and fell into a title match, don't ask me how after getting his ass handed to him by both myself and Lucas Johnson he somehow wound up back in the ring with both of us, he'll don't even ask me if he'll bother to speak coherently this time around. I can't answer a damn question about Anthony Leonhart save for one thing, he is gonna walk into the Barclay Center having lost his last match to Mark Michaels, and he's gonna walk out the exact same way.
You know it really is something the way that Anthony went into the world for months to better himself both professionally and personally. How he studied in some of the finest dojos, under some of the best teachers in all of Japan, and at the end of the day it did all of jack shit for him. In fact if anything he's worst than when he left because now he's duped some of the lower I.Q.s in the crowd into expecting a modicum of excellence out of him. It takes more than a quick make over and a copy of samurai speak for dummies to achieve true excellence. It takes a lifetime of dedication to a craft, and years of hard work to earn the right to challenge for Championship gold. Anthony you simply can't compare to me. You are to short to measure up to the best professional athlete across the board. You don't have snowflake's chance in hell of getting the better of me, because there is absolutely nothing better than perfect.
It might be hard to swallow, but it's better to accept the fact that I'm gonna beat your ass quicker than last time. I'm doing so for your own good. I'm doing this so that you'll learn your proper place in the food chain here in EAW. You might think you're the king of the jungle, but right now you are dealing with the big game hunter who is gonna mount your head on his wall. Get those pipe dreams of you becoming the New Breed Champion out of your head right now, because there is no way that I will allow either you or Lucas to walk out the Barclay Center with what should rightfully belong to me. I am the future of this company no ifs, ands, or buts about it. You, you won't even be a footnote in the ultimate history of EAW. So now that I've told you exactly what's gonna happen this Friday (kinda like how I told you what would happen last Friday) go ahead and soak up all the glitz and glamor that you can, because once I hit that screen Cracker, it's all going bye-bye for you pal
#sayonaraShithead.
And now that I've analyzed Anthony, that just leaves that bloated, cream puff looking mother fucker who has my belt.
You know something talk a lot about guys who are overrated, but there is not a man in EAW today who is more so than Lucas Johnson. You know everyone likes to talk about how Lucas has dominated... well the fleas of EAW when you look at it realistically. He's beaten low ceiling talent such as Chris Paradise and our own Anthony Leonhart, but when it comes to true top tier talent, he simply can't cut it. I mean take for example the fact that he lost to Scott Oasis just a few weeks ago. I myself on the other hand beat Scotty in less than a minute
#Fact.
Maybe that's why this supposed NCAA Badass lost all his balls when it came to accepting my challenge. Maybe that's why he couldn't look me in the eye when I came out and stared him down a few weeks ago. And maybe it's why he waited till the last minute and had to blindside me before agreeing to put up that belt. When it comes down to it everything I've seen out of Lucas this past two months plus screams that he fears Mark Michaels.
That's right Luke, we all know it already that you start shaking in your boots the moment you hear that you might have to step into the ring with me again. You know that no one ever gets one over on Mark Michaels and doesn't get the ass kicking of a lifetime the next go around. I'm about to send you right back to that lower mid-card hell you were stuck in before picking up the biggest fluke win the world has ever seen.
I am fixing to expose you for the fraud you are Lucas, because we both know you're not a conqueror, we both know you're not a bad ass who takes on all comers, and we both know that come hell or high water there is not a goddamn thing that can stop me from planting your skull into the mat with a Picture Perfect. Come at me bro, and I'll be more than happy to show you that he moment you think everything is going your way, is the exact same moment my knee hits your face and leaves you laid out and staring at the lights! In the blink of an eye you go from being on top of the world, to being on the bottom of my boot while I'm standing over your unconscious body taking a selfie.
There is a saying in Brooklyn, Unity Makes Strength, and with over 18,000 of my friends, followers, and subscribers packing filling the Barclay Center, you will be going toe to toe, face to face with the strongest man in EAW. Test me Lucas, and you'll see first hand that I possess the Perfect combination of speed, strength, and technique, all wrapped together by months of frustration at having been jerked around when it came time to get a title match. Months of being passed along in favors of your dumb ass getting kicked over and over again simply because Sebastian Monroe must have gotten a good laugh every time he saw you bouncing off the canvas. Months of having to wait behind pathetic putzes who must have gotten down on their knees and blown of Monroe's yes men in New Jersey. This Friday I am coming at you like a raging inferno, they call this one Burning Desire, well I have the greatest desire to become the New Breed Champion, so I guess that means your ass is gonna get burned in that ring.
But look on the bright side, when your old and grey you can tell your grandchildren all about how you got your ass handed to you by THE Mark Michaels.
Burning Desire, you two assholes are gonna find out just why I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the
#Hero millions upon millions around the world who recognize me for all my absolute Perfection. You boys are in for the fight of your lives because I am the Destiny of Dynasty, the Brightest burning star in EAW, the future face of this company, and hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever lace up a pair of boots. This Friday I am going to stand tall over both of you halfwit hacks, while I raise that New Breed Championship over my head. You boys are about to become famous because my victory will be the most shared, retweeted, and liked moment on the face of the earth! Anthony, Lucas, both of you had better start Picturing THAT!
#EAW #Dynasty #BurningDesire #Friday"
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