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Keelan
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 10:34 am by Keelan
Alright, now I am at you now TLA.

I feel like the two of us are going to say a lot of similar things to one another much like what we did last week. We have got a lot of unfinished business with not only each other, but with Lars Grier and Carlos Rosso as well. How dare they ruin a perfectly good match up, right? Hopefully the two of us can have a proper one on one match down the line when I’m the world champion, but for right now, it’s do or die time. Friendships are out the window right now, lad. The care is out the door. I am glad you agree that you have the most to prove in this match. It shows exactly where your head is at. That actually does help me out a bit, because like I have mentioned the past few weeks TLA, you and I share a very, very similar mindset. We both share the same beliefs and we both pretty much have the same self-confidence. So if you’ve got yourself thinking that you have the most to prove in this match, then I know how much you are willing to dig down deep and pull out all the stops to show the world exactly that. This is your fifth match against Jamie, correct? Another loss to him would really hurt your credibility, and as much as you’ll hate to hear this, but TLA it is just not your time. I don’t exactly have a lot to say on you right now TLA which I’ll admit openly to you now. I was pretty harsh when I opened my mouth against you earlier, and I might be a little calmer with my words now, but let this be a warning to you: do not give me a reason to be harsh again. For you TLA, I want to save the cruelness for the chamber against you this weekend. Do not give me a reason to bring you back up again. Like I said, this week the friendship’s out the window. My focus is on winning that world heavyweight championship, as is yours, so I know you can understand where I am coming from.

Ah, and here we are. Lars Grier is the first one of the three to open his mouth. Bravo. You probably should have kept it shut though, because holy shit do you even listen to yourself before you speak? You know, Jamie O’Hara was right a few weeks ago when he came at you and said that you don’t make any fucking sense in what you’re trying to get across. I seems you’re saying that about me, but I believe that you’re using that as a facade to try and block out the fact that it’s really you that just can’t decide on what to say properly. What is it that you’re trying to get across exactly? It’s like you’re saying all these things but you don’t finish the thought. You’re complaining that you are unable to decipher my words? Well that’s not my problem, mate. I have been making my words as clear as day from the get go. All I got from your little speech was that you just sat there and called me stupid for the entirety. I mean, you could find other ways to waste my god damned time. All you did was repeat yourself over and over but just used different synonyms in their place. Stupid, retarded, autistic, I can go on. But I won’t, because you’re trying to throw insults at me like a 14 year old kid in the schoolyard. I thought you’d be a little more mature than this, Lars. I know you’re better at verbal game than this. You’re saying my words are not self edited or fact checked? Are you fucking kidding me right now? So you say that, and yet do not provide any sufficient evidence to support your claim. But that’s okay I am sure you’re going to give me some eventually, right? Go on, I’ll wait. In the meantime, I will say to you right now Lars that I really do not give a shit how you feel or how what I say makes you feel. Get angry, get mad, flip a table, headbutt a wall, do whatever it is you want to do. These childish reactions are just going to be meaningless in the end - I hope you know that. Let’s talk about Territorial Invasion for a minute. Lars, even if you wrestled that entire 30 minutes by yourself and decimated the opposing team, in the end, I still let you win. I stood there next to you, and nodded my head towards your direction to score that final pinfall because I believed at that point you deserved the right at whatever special opportunity was going to come your way. But, if what you think you’re saying right now is going to help you win this chamber match, then you’re going to get run through by fucking everybody boy. You even admitted you’ve had a real shitty past few weeks, and sure you can come out and say you’re going to dig yourself out of this hole you’ve dug for yourself and be better and stronger than everybody, but you’ve been put up against the best in this match, and yet you’ve still fallen. You’ve been defeated by Jamie and TLA. And yes, so have I, but one told me I’ve been his toughest challenge out of the five of us, and the other was because of outside interference from YOU. Perhaps you had the last laugh as you speared the champion out of a skybox on Voltage this past Sunday, and perhaps that’s giving you a little more confidence into this match. But there’s a HUGE leap between jumping a man like Jamie from behind and facing that same man in the ring face to face. I feel like you know this already though. Jamie might be hurting, but I can promise you he’s probably got a vendetta against you now. And you know, maybe you did fight for your opportunity in the end, but let’s look at the facts here Lars. I could have chosen ANYBODY else to be in my team at Territorial Invasion, but I settled for you. What would have happened if I had picked someone over you? Would you be in this chamber match at all? Who’s to say. But just know that while you have worked your ass off in EAW, I was holding the keys to your future at that point. Crazy, huh? Honestly though Lars, you think that I am so desperate to say anything about you, but really I don’t even want to mention your name at all, because you’re right - you are nothing but a bag of trash to me. And if that eats you up inside to the point where you’re ready to explode, then fucking explode. Here I am, seeing you as inferior, so why don’t you do something about it? Prove me wrong. Prove to me that I should fear you, Lars. Prove to me that you’re the biggest threat in this chamber. Prove to me that you’re not the same Lars Grier as you were when I defeated you on Voltage all those months ago, because honestly I see no difference. Do it, I am BEGGING you to do it, Lars. Give me a reason to see you as a higher man than what I see you as now. Give me a reason to talk about you.

If you can’t, then I’m sure you’ll continue to prove that you’re nothing but a pile of shit to me.

THE KILLER HAS SPOKEN.
Jamie O'Hara
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 10:16 am by Jamie O'Hara
Oh, Keelan, this is only the beginning and by the end of it, I’m sure you’re going to be quite sick of listening to my voice.

I’m sure this horse will be beaten into the ground sooner rather than later so allow me to bury it now; quite frankly I couldn’t give a fuck if you weren’t at your best. I don’t buy it simply because I’ve heard it countless times before and the odds are certainly not in your favour in that regard. Whether you want to listen to me or be a blind, delusional fool who thinks he knows better is entirely up to you; they both lead to the same result at Road to Redemption but one is going to more than likely make me believe you’re a muppet than someone to be heralded as the future. So let me get this straight, you took it easy to make me believe that it was the best that Keelan Cetinich had to offer so that I would underestimate you in the chamber? Bah gawd, that’s a masterpiece of a plan! So cunning! So methodical! On the grand scale of “Dumb Cunt” plans, that’s certainly right up there and that, again, shows a lack of respect. Do you truly believe I would walk into this chamber thinking you would be as easy as you were on Voltage? Sure, it’s one experience but I don’t rest on a single experience, hell truth be told I don’t rest on anything; more I show up and deal with whatever is thrown at me in the moment. When my championship is on the line, in any big match I’ve ever participated in, all that matters is how many times I need to knee a cunt in the skull before he stays down. Strategy is nothing more than bullshit and strategy is hardly going to save your arse when my knee fractures your cheekbone. Strategy isn’t going to provide any benefit when your best shot hits and barely leaves a scratch; go back to the King of Elite finals to see someone who took the absolute best not just two men, but three had to offer and watch that man still walk away on his accord - defeated, but still walking after that beating. See your grand scheme is ultimately null because I expect more. I expect a championship match to bring out more and more from an individual. I’ve been here for nearly three and all but 5 months of that has been spent at this level. A legitimate question, do you take me to be a fucking fool? Do you think I’m some fucking dropkick who can’t see bullshit like this being pulled constantly? Your “plan” is about as poor as every No campaign video published; it’s laughable to anyone with more than a single braincell. Your “plan” won’t fail this weekend, it failed two, three weeks ago or whenever you thought it was a good idea to begin with. I’m well aware that failure this weekend won’t impact you much; few have ever won their debut chamber, it’s your first World Championship contest, it’s just the way the wind blows around this part no matter how hard someone fights.

You’ve come to learn that failure is always going to remain no matter how hard someone tries to fight against it but all men sink to lows inevitably because of defeat. When you believe you’ve learnt from your last encounter, what happens if you fail again? Again and again, the losses stack up and you constantly find yourself a step behind your opponent; does Cetinich crack and crumble beneath the weight of the growing pile? No matter our bravado, no matter how much we convince ourselves we’re excluded from such pain, in the end we all taste it. I’ve gone through it; the legends, the men you likely hold so highly have endured it. A constant taste of bitterness forever on your tongue, a chip on your shoulder that even when you succeed once more, surpass the men you despised, that chip still remains. The shaping and moulding of men has shared similarities and as rare as those winning their debut chambers, only a miniscule amount of men ever become great, remain great consistently without defeat, without that grand lull in their careers. But to fall into it, you must first have something to lose. A favourable aspect of the position you hold Keelan is that you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Willing to sacrifice everything you have, every bone in your body to ensure victory; at any cost, without regard. Allow me to put an end to another dumb cunt plan before it grows, watch any match of mine - ever - and you will quickly learn my demeanor outside the ring doesn’t carry inside of it. Inside of it I’m as methodical as they come; cool, calm and collected, far more than so many could ever be. I’m systematic in everything that I do and I don’t need a strategy, a plan to do so. If it were a weakness, I would have been beaten since January. I would have tasted defeat and yet here I stand, untouched for so long. I implore my opponents to find a weakness, Keelan. I’m willing to put all my cards on the table, show every fatal flaw, show every way a man could beat me; I never leave anything close to my chest, I reveal all to ensure no man walks away with an excuse as to why they couldn’t beat me. No, my weaknesses more string from fear of losing it all, a God complex that seems to run deeper than I’m willing to admit. My weakness is a constant loathing of others I deem subpar; I detest the idea that one hit wonders are hailed as legends, as equal to someone like me. But more importantly, my greatest weakness is a constant drive to be up there among the greats. An obsession, a desire that I will throw everything away to obtain. Family, friends, lovers; everything that I hold dear isn’t protected by this cancerous drive. And all of that, can be summed up in a fear of what I told TLA; I’m not as good as I think I am. So now you have my weaknesses, my fatal flaws and I ask for you to exploit them. Rip those wounds open and dig your claws into them; it’s been awhile since I’ve had my back up against the wall, Keelan, and I do surely miss that rush of adrenaline when someone touches on a sensitive topic.

And yet, all of that is why I’m just a touch ahead of you all. You all run from your fears, your flaws. You dare not to address them and in your quiet moments you pray that nobody else will exploit the mental weaknesses that exist. Will I have and always will embrace mine. Put them on show as I sit and laugh at lowly dogs bear their teeth...and their bites are pathetically weak. It’s all about how you deal with your weaknesses in the moment. Your weakness is truly what makes you “special” or so you believe makes you “special”. So alrighty, Hannibal Lecter, let's see if you can walk away from the chamber after I drop you face first onto the steel surrounding the ring. I’m sure you’re going to want to kill yourself when you look like Rocky fucking Dennis for the rest of your life. Lets see if I can put you through enough pain and suffering inside my domain to make you crack and incapable of walking away on your own strength.

Five men this week are going to tell me a thousand lies. Five men are going to parade themselves around as the true, ultimate threat.

But five men are going to be severely disappointed and I swear, to fucking God, if you keep up with this “plan”, you’re going to be the first disappointed cunt out there. I don’t have the time nor the interest to listen to your rhetoricals, Keelan. They’re about as entertaining as Lars Grier or Johnny Ventura reading through a dictionary. You, like so many, try your darndest to articulate yourself to jump into the minds of your opponents but here, once again, you’re against a man who has been through it all before. Had every “wise man” try to make him believe in some fantasy riddled reality that never came to be. We can run around in circles on this and it happens too many fucking times than I usually want it to but here’s the simple fact of it all; you have nothing but your word. You have nothing more than what spills from your mouth. Those names you mentioned are not Jamie O’Hara. One of those names ever became anything and he was about as B-Grade as you could get in every capacity from World Champion to tyrannical chairman. None of them are true main event talents. None of them are even remotely equal to me. You can overcome them and whatever they throw at you and that mate is just fucking great, a round of applause! But I don’t need to tell you this, do I? I don’t need to waste my breath any longer on everything that comes with merely saying they’re not like me. Every challenge is greater. Every mental hurdle is tougher. I never, not even close, said that you need to win a championship before you win the big one, Keelan. Men have done it before, multiple times and had the world known just how good I was bound to be, I wouldn’t have become the New Breed champion within 5 weeks, I would have waited those seventeen months to become the EAW Champion; my first championship. Wins and moments are one thing. Wins and moments build collectively to get you from one rung of the ladder to the other and nothing more; it’s what you collect, what you earn that gives you substance at the top. Of course, the exception to the rule is defeating legends, defeating icons and you certainly haven’t done that. If my message wasn’t clear than allow me to repeat, your claims have no weight, they have no substance because you have earned, you have collected NOTHING. I never said that was a bad thing, Keelan, it just makes it tougher for you to convince me you’re a legitimate threat. You have only your word and I must ask, why should I take your word? What reason do I have? None at all. A lack of accomplishments doesn’t make you a bad World Champion, again something I never stated.

Your actions are truly all you have to prove to me that you’re as good as you say you are, that you’re as threatening as you believe yourself to be. But you will waste your breath still with these mindless spills; trying to convince me of something that quite frankly, I already know.

It’s again this veteran instinct kicking in. I don’t underestimate anyone. Everyone that stands across from me in my ring is viewed as a great, as a legend; almighty in every capacity, a true threat to everything I hold dear. Even if you’re a Carlos Rosso or a TLA, you’re still through my eyes seen as deadly, as threatening as someone like Mr. DEDEDE.

It’s just in the end, I’m simply greater.

Ah, quoth the raven nevermore or some bullshit...forgive me I never listened in English class.

Lars, there’s something that occurs to many men when they face me. I trot along the week thinking they’re in control, thinking they had ol Jamie O’Hara where they wanted him...but ultimately they realised they walked into the palm of my hand the moment they said a word. I’ve often been criticised as a manipulator; of thoughts, of emotion. I pick apart the weaknesses that exist in a man and drive them insane trying to defend them. I’ve toyed with more hearts and minds than you have or ever will. They, like you, were never in control and it’s wise that you’ve come to realise it. Question is, what are you going to do to stop it from happening again? Do you believe you can avoid it? You’ve spent this time reviewing your mistakes, you’ve spent your time analysing everything I said and my underhand tactics to fool you into believing you ever stood a chance; full credit, few have ever done that and even fewer to myself. You didn’t realise it was happening, so what makes The Raven think it’s not happening once more? Once again you’re falling into that state of overconfidence, now believing I can’t screw with your feeble mind once more; the more things change, the more they stay the same, it’s a funny, funny saying. Your arrogance again seeps from every pore, Lars and it’s a disappointing sight to see. I truly believed for a moment that you had outwitted me but it seems you only managed to play yourself into once again walking the same tired track that led you to the palm of my hand. Your weakness is your overconfidence, your arrogance that eventually cloud your eyesight and clog your judgement; blindly once more walking in a field of thorns, it ends no differently once more. And you can have your threats but what is the point when those threats are ultimately meaningless?

Losing to me Lars doesn’t mean you suck, it means that you’re just like everybody else.

So don’t fret too much, don’t see it as such a stain to carry. Calling me your biggest mistake is a considerable hot take there, pal. Not the New Breed or National Elite championships? Not Cash In The Vault? Interesting to say the least. You carry the weight of failure far, far too much Grier; instead of copping it across the chops, you allow it to manifest deep within and corrupt your thoughts, your processes. Every defeat makes every following match more important in your mind...but you focus on your defeats more than you should. Every challenge that arrives is new but instead you waste so much time fixated on what you couldn’t do prior. Couldn’t beat this guy or that guy or claim that title. It becomes the very basis of your stinging attacks on many...and it only leads to that weakness being exploited more by men like me. If you truly learnt lessons from defeat, then by now you would have learnt not to be so easily triggered by it all. I paid you a compliment, that despite your losses, your lack of accomplishments much akin to Cetinich, you’re still here. You still have much to learn, much, much more to learn and I don’t think you’re going to be ready to dethrone someone like me anytime soon. You can be the most aggressive son of a bitch there is inside the chamber and you can make every bold threat you wish but as long as you fret defeat, the moment defeat becomes a possibility, you will be defeated. It’s a fatal flaw that exists within you Lars, something you need to face and if not by week’s end, then surely you can write off becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. You have a strong, bold exterior and the words that spill from your mouth are about as intimidating as they get however your mind is fragile, feeble, weak. It’s surrounded by nothing more than flimsy protection that any single moment - great or small - could crack. For all your talk of being The Raven, you’re about as far removed from it as you possibly could be. This...this is all a mental game from start to finish and yet you focus on the physicality of it all. What lies ahead for you after Road to Redemption certainly remains to be seen, but imagine being someone who climbs every single rung of the ladder, from the very bottom to the very top, and wins absolutely nothing along the way...has so little to show for it but meager victories?

Now that would misery on the most grand of scales.
Lars Grier
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 9:14 am by Lars Grier
ROAD TO REDEMPTION PROMO #1

I’m gonna break it to you all: Recently, I’ve been having some of the shittiest weeks in my entire life. I don’t just mean EAW, although that was icing on the cake, I’m meaning my personal life. Stress, problems, bullshit and chicanery that fly around my life like grenades being thrown from place to place, exploding in my face, and I can’t help but to vent out my frustrations at this very moment. Aspects from both my professional and personal life are beginning to collide with one another, and making this whole Road to Redemption ordeal almost feel like a chore. Something that I have to do, my job instead of a passion. Instead of a love for this business and a lust for gold, it feels as if I’m being forced to do this. I feel forced...and yet at the same time there is a part of me that wants to be here. With every fibre of my being, with all of my mind, body, heart, and soul; I want to be here. This is the part of me that says I should stay. “Be spiteful towards men like Jamie and TLA! Spread hatred across their wretched crusade, and take that piece of World Heavyweight gold while you do it!” However, at the same time another tugs at my heart with a voice, telling me “it’s just a job.” It tells me that this is all for the money. This is to pay your bills, your rent, food, shelter, clothes, and everything that you didn’t have when you were just a small child. I try to dismiss that side of myself, but for the past few weeks, it has just continued to hammer itself into my brain: “You’re only here for the green. For the money. For survival.” As bullshit on bullshit upon bullshit begin to pile up, I start to feel like: “Hey, maybe that voice is right! Maybe all Lars Grier is destined to do is to be a little candy-ass bitch who will be here for the rest of his life, counting his stacks of money and act like he’s successful, while others around him continuously shit on his legacy.” I slowly begin to agree, when normally I wouldn’t even slight the thought of it. But in these drastic, crazy and ludicrous times, when the options laid out for you are complete and utter shit, you start becoming desperate. I...lost to Jamie. I lost to TLA. Both battles that I thought I had in the palm of my hands, that I had control over. Two matches that I perceived, that despite the odds, despite the opposers and the doubters, I would be able to defeat the two top competitors on Voltage today. And...I didn’t. I was unable to, and it hurts...to say that. It hurts to say out loud that you weren’t strong enough at that exact moment, that you weren’t at your best compared to the level you are at right now. It discourages you, it truly does. It makes you feel shit that you wouldn’t normally feel, making you feel as if you’re nothing, that you can do nothing when the pressure is placed against your back. I defeated Finnegan, and it’s supposed to make give me at least some semblance of gratification, right? Who cares if you lost in humiliating fashion twice? Here’s Finnegan! Here’s the New Breed Champion! Here’s someone you defeated, who’s a champion, and now you should feel better while heading into what will be the most brutal, and the most important match of my career! Feel happy, Lars! Feel satisfied! That’s what Kenny Drake tells me. That’s what upper management tells me. That’s what everyone else who supports my ideologies  tells me, but what I can’t do is tell that to myself. I can’t feel satisfied, no - not after everything that I’ve achieved, not after everything that I’ve suffered. Instead of heading into this Chamber match feeling extremely confident, I feel like a walking pile of shit, and I can’t explain why. I feel worse than I’ve ever been, and as I try to point a finger at what’s causing this, I scramble. It’s annoying to have something that bothers you, something that stings, but you aren’t able to pinpoint the exact catalyst for that. Maybe the shitty weeks I’ve been having have attributed to that, or my losses against two men I was certain I could defeat, but right now….I must move forward. I need to stop putting my head down, and I should head into this brutal, and violent war with EVERYTHING that I have. I’m The Raven for a reason. I EVOLVE for a reason. I am in this match for a reason, and it isn’t out of pity. It isn’t because I’ve paid my dues, nor is it because someone is playing favourites - I fought to be here. I was offered no help from anyone. I wasn’t given an easy path, or a leeway to be where I am today - I fucking fought for this shit. And nobody…..NOBODY will take that away from me. Not Keelan. Not Jamie. Not TLA. Not anyone else in that motherfucking chamber will take that irresistible and unbreakable will that lies within me away. No one will be ready for the lengths I will go through to even get a taste...a sliver of championship gold around my waist. Do any of you know the lengths I am willing to go in order to achieve what I desire? I SPEARED YOU, JAMIE, OFF OF THE FUCKING SKYBOX WHILE OUR BODIES LANDED ON A PRODUCTION TABLE. OUR SKINS WERE SPLINTERED, THERE WERE GLASS AND BROKEN WOOD EVERYWHERE BUT DID I GIVE A SHIT?! DID I STOP TO CONSIDER FOR MY OWN WELL-BEING?! NO. Not once. It won’t matter if my body will break. It won’t matter if my limbs and my skin is torn to shreds. None of it will matter...once I get that title. The physical manifestation of my hopes and dreams in this business, the literal form of the dues that I must pay in order to be recognized as someone of worth. After all,  I’ve been having some of the worst weeks of my life, so I think it’s about fucking time I made this one worthwhile. Road to Redemption will not be for the faint of heart. It will not be a candyland rollercoaster ride that’s fun and exciting - it will be brutal, violent, and downright sickening to see with your own two eyes. Everyone will marvel at how grown adults who have been educated, men and women who are kind and compassionate to people they are around…..turn into complete savages once they are put in that type of dangerous environment. You will flinch with each chair shot, with each barbed-wire assault and metal weapons that are used. You will turn away as the blood rushes down our foreheads, as skin meshes with steel, and the screams of complete agony and suffering envelop the entire arena.

You will all watch as the bloodstorm passes.

And Lars Grier stands tall over the broken shells of noble warriors.

Out of all of the fire, the flames, the bullshit that has been flying over my head for the past few weeks, last week….last week was my first real chance to stop. It was my first real chance to stop in my tracks, and think about my words. For once in awhile, I was given a time to lay my thoughts out on the table, and consider my options. After all of the stress, after all of the words and insults, it felt good - it felt good to have clarity, and time to think. I had time to ponder my career trajectory, what I will say or questions such as: “Why is Carlos Rosso still here? Why does he still exist in this plane of reality? Why does he constantly become a pussy-ass bitch every time he’s faced with even the slightest hint of difficulty?” I said “noble” warriors, yes, but noble is only an adjective I can use to describe but a handful of individuals in this company. It is only but a word to describe true, and indomitable fighters such as the ones in this Chamber….except for one little fuckwit that thinks far, FAR too highly of himself. Nobody believes in him except for himself. Nobody wants to be like him, nobody gives a shit about him, and yet he still persists. Everyday, he calls to us, claiming that he’s still relevant. He believes in his own, egotistical, lying heart that he is still the great and prolific fighter he once was, while the rest of us scoff at his very appearance. That’s who you are, aren’t you, Carlos? Aren’t you just a silly, silly little boy? I’m actually doing the opposite of what many of your opponents claim you to be - a child, rather than a senile old man. Not that there’s much difference, anyway. The IQ of a kindergartener is equivalent to your retarded ass; after all, you’re someone who actually thinks people care! You think people care about you! You think people care about your struggles, about your trials and tribulations, but the sad reality that we are placed in is simple: we don’t. I’m not dismissing your ability to fight in that ring, or the previous success you have garnered over the course of your career….I know what to expect from you. I know that you’re a dog, who, when a piece of meat is dangled above your head, you will charge for it. You will run after it, you will push aside everyone else who doubt and belittle you, and you will run after that piece of meat. But...in the end, you will prove us all right, when you fall fall flat on your face and fail. Not with a bang, but with the whimper of an old yeller. Every time - and I do mean EVERY time - you will fight. You will fight the hardest a retarded child can do, and you might even get a few good licks in, but it always ends the way it’s supposed to be: The villain’s army falls, and he loses the war. Every. Single. Time. That’s the truth, that’s the reality of the situation that you constantly attempt to ignore. You tell yourself that you’re doing great, when you’re complete garbage. You tell yourself you’re the best, when you’re at the bottom of the barrel. You think you can reclaim that lost glory, those past successes and accolades from a past era, but you should know better than to believe in that bullshit. Instead of looking at just yourself, maybe you should start to look towards the future of this company, the ones who have continually showed that they surpass and outrun you in every way: Amadeus. Keelan. Me. Men like us who are in their prime; who have proven to you time after time again just how fucking wrong you are. Don’t even THINK of spinning a web of lies like how I supposedly screwed you out of opportunities, and conspired against you at Territorial Invasion. No, no - I was better that night, and you were complete garbage. You couldn’t do your job as General Manager, you couldn’t do your job in ending Cetinich, you couldn’t my do your job beating us at Territorial Invasion, and you won’t get the job done in that Chamber. And because you can’t get it through that thick skull of yours, I’ll lay it out for you: Nobody cares about Carlos Rosso, and nobody ever will. Nobody will give a shit about your words, your thoughts or your feelings ever again, and you will continue to live the rest of your miserable, putrid live as a retarded, ignorant fool who no one will ever listen to. 

And in that chamber, you will face me, you will be torn apart.

And you will do nothing.

Because you ARE nothing.

A man who had to bitch his way into this match, a man who begged and went on his knees in front of Kenny Drake to be put into that match, and much like his past expeditions, it will all be for naught. If only it were so easy for the rest of the men fighting for that World Heavyweight title, to be able to tear into them and eliminate them with swift, quick justice, but we know the drill. This shit’s hard. It’s dangerous. Everything about it - from the environment we step into, to the weapons we use, to the very competitors who will be in that Chamber with me - it’s an ordeal that you must consider your options carefully. You need to be able to act in the heat of the moment, when the pressure is mounting and it seems as if you’re going to snap in two like a twig, and that’s exactly what the fuck I am going to do. I can fight under pressure. I can battle against all odds, and I will be the one to stand tall in the end no matter if you deny it. If I were to dismiss someone like Amadeus, simply because of the fact I defeated him in the past….is absolutely fucking stupid. I know better than that, and you do too. We meet again, but this time, it’s different; this time, you want a piece of me. You want to right the wrongs of the past, gain my pound of flesh in return for what I did to you when I tore your ego down a notch. Though, I must admit….it was satisfying to be able to pin your shoulders to the mat for all but three seconds. I didn’t lie when I said you were the expendable that the company would use to test against me, that you were a roadblock with the dexterity level of titanium, but I pushed through. I pushed, I fought, and not only did I come out the victor, but I gave you your first real loss since this Season started, and that’s...gratifying, to have knowledge of that. Gratifying for me, stinging for you. I wonder, Amadeus - does it hurt when I say that I’ve beaten you? Does it make your back itch, or the hairs on your arms stand up? Does it make you annoyed? Does it eat you up inside, knowing that you’ll be walking into that amalgam of chain, glass, and steel, with a man who’s has your number? It’s like a virus growing inside of you; it’s devouring your organs, your soul, every part of your being is being eaten up by the fact that you met someone like me, and was given a lesson in humility. I don’t try to diminish your rank in this company, the status you hold or your ability to fight and perform in that ring. I’ve never underestimated you, not once. Not again. No, instead, I faced you, knowing fully well what you are capable of and the pain and suffering that you enjoy, and I denied you of it. Maybe this time, right? Maybe after a second try, you can right the wrongs of the past and defeat me, and feel good about yourself. You still dream, indeed. You probably think about good days, days when everything was right and just with what used to be the Sanatorium. Dreaming of a failed past, and a future that won’t come to fruition. How...sad.

Keep dreaming, Amadeus, for even such tiny, miniscule moments. Just remember....

I will ALWAYS be there to wake you up.

But alas, isn’t this the trio? The trio of men in this Chamber who nobody gives a shit about? The three men who are unlikely candidates to win, the ones who, could NEVER, even step up to the plate against the top dogs! That’s what we are to you, aren’t we Keelan? We’re just three men who don’t matter in this match, three nonfactors who have no relevance or purpose other than to be the first to be eliminated, right? See, I’m looking at you, Keelan, and I’m hearing the words you’re saying. I see the point you’re trying to make, I see the shit you say, and I try to decipher it, but I can’t. I can’t - because it’s so fucking stupid. Here you are to claim that my words are white noise, when everything that I hear from that shit-hole you call a mouth are words that are not self-edited, they are not factually checked before they are said, and essentially, they make zero fucking sense. I’m trying my best to remain calm, to keep my composure, but this bullshit is getting too much for me. Now, now, I’ve heard a LOT of dumb shit over the course of my life. From my friends, to my family, to my opponents, but this...this takes the fucking CAKE! It’s so easy to pass off people, right? Beat them once? Done! No more! Nada! Their words will never mean anything ever again! Nothing they will ever say beyond the point in time I defeated them will matter! Usually, I’d just call that ignorance, but today - it’s fucking stupid. No, worse. It’s retarded, it’s autistic, it’s worse than a child with every single brain disorder speaking. I may as well be talking to a stutterer, someone who stumbles on his words and fails miserably, because he’s complete garbage like that. It’s….so mind-bogglingly foolish, that it makes me want to bash my head into a fucking tree and kill myself after all of the stupid shit you’ve said. Let me explain something to your retarded ass: You weren’t the ONLY reason I got in that Chamber. You weren’t the one, single reason why we won at Territorial Invasion, why I stand in the position I currently stand in. You mustn't have heard me in Cincinnati, because that was where I explained it to everyone who was listening, except for you:  I WORKED TO BE HERE. I fucking fought my way to be in World title contention. I fought my damndest to beat Team Carlos, and I SINGLE-HANDEDLY dug your team out of a hole you couldn’t even fathom of us getting out of. Not just Voltage, but Showdown too! I wasn’t handed my New Breed and National Elite title shots. I wasn’t put in the King’s Guard for no reason. I fucking worked to get them, a concept that you seem to forget. For someone who talks so highly of his dexterity and his fighting spirit in that ring, it’s disappointing to hear you stoop to such...low levels in order just to get one single blow at me. Even...even IF you were really the one who gave me that special opportunity. Even if you were the one who brought me up to this point, you’re still wrong. I fought APOCALYPSE, and the stakes weren’t just high because he was undefeated, and that nobody up to that point had challenged him willingly, but because my opportunity was on the line. An opportunity that was supposed to be sealed from the beginning, threatened by an egregious general manager in an attempt to get filthy ratings. And what did I do? I beat his ass, sealed him in a fucking casket, and retained my opportunity. So even if what you said was true...I still fought for my opportunity, and not only did win it once, but TWICE. For you to say I am nothing in this business? I have no words for it. Just plain, simple, stupidity. Really, take a look at him, everyone! Is this him? Is this really Keelan Cetinich? Is this truly the man that the people love, is this truly someone that people love and adore with all of their fragile hearts? Do you really love a man who will scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel to have any material to say to his opponents? Do you love a man who spins a web a of lies and twisted narratives? Do you want to buy the shirts of a pathological liar who believes in the bullshit he spouts from his mouth? What I’m doing here isn’t twisting the story. I’m not trying to make this sound different from what it already is, I tell the truth compared to this poor excuse of a hero to the people. You notice how I acknowledged Carlos and Amadeus like they were real competitors? Did you see how I built them up, then set their accomplishments aside and teared them in? See - I first recognized my enemies. I saw what they could do, what they might do in that Chamber, and I knew that at any moment, I could end up like they did when they encountered you: Defeated, lying on their back, with their eyes glazed over. That’s what I did, and because you’re too ignorant and idiotic to be able to do that, you simply throw us out like we’re nothing but bags of trash to you, and I know very fucking well that isn’t who I am. You’re just so desperate, aren’t you? You’re just that fucking desperate to say shit about me, so you clutch at straws and hang onto such fleeting, fragile lies, in hopes that they’ll buy this red herring that you tell us, but we know better than that. We all do. The Lars Grier you defeated after Pain for Pride is not the same Lars Grier you meet in that Chamber. One was a man who was still trying to get his feet in the water, and the other is now a sea serpent who stalks the swamp, striking at prey like you. I will undo the past. I will see fit to make what I did so wrongly before and turn it right.

I will prove you wrong, opposer. 


The Killer has spoken, yes, but much like before, his words mean nothing.

They will always mean nothing.

Keelan is a brash, fiery man. He will let his attitude get the better of him, and his words will come out of his ass rather than his brain, so I think it’s a breath of fresh air to hear someone like TLA, the man with even some hint of reality within him. However….I can never look at you without turning my head. I try to look at you dead in the eyes, but everytime, I fail to do so. It is hard for me to say, but I still feel that loss against you. I still feel it in the back of my mind, even when I am to look forward to the future, I know it hangs over the back of my head like a dark cloud glooming over me. It’s a knife that’s stuck in my gut, and I can’t get it out. I pull, and pull, and pull, but no matter what, my mind always goes back to the moment my shoulders were down on the mat, and you were standing on top of me while the sound of Makaveli was blasting through the speakers. For all my talk about your rage, about how it would ultimately be the death of you in our match, not once did I stop to consider that I was facing someone unlike any other. Someone with a gravitational pull that is compared to only someone such as Pizza Boy. Someone who was special, who people looked down on in the beginning because of his love for women, money, and his absolute genocide of the English language. To think that someone like TLA can be successful in the wrestling business...it is a true testament to your words, to your actions, and the charisma you have. Every time you step out, you have the entire arena in the palm of your hands. Everyone who believes in you watch intently, as they grimace every time you are hurt, and explode when you fight your way out. It’s astonishing, really, and I don’t think it will ever be replicated. So maybe, I shouldn’t have opted out when we fought. I should’ve shook your hand, right? I should’ve respected you, and looked at you dead in the eyes and said that you are worthy, but I didn’t. I know why, and it wasn’t because I felt petty, or had my ego damaged by someone like you. It was because I came….so fucking close to beating you. To beating one of the cream of the crop of this company. To proving everyone wrong, and making everyone who predicted anything else eat their words….but that didn’t happen. And it’s fucking aggravating, because I know, I KNOW in the deep trenches of my cold, black, and dead heart that I have the ability to defeat you. I have the ability to send a statement to the rest of the people in that chamber, that Lars Grier is not a motherfucker you should cross, that I am not someone you should trifle with so easily. You want answer to your dilemma? I’ll tell you: I didn’t shake your hand because I knew better. I didn’t shake your hand, for while I accepted defeat, I know that I have the power to hold you down for even just three, simple, meager seconds. I didn’t want to do it out of respect, or to put on a show. I didn’t do it because of the feeling in the back of my mind that I CAN beat you. I don’t regret not shaking your hand. No love is lost between us, and you will see that come true. All I know is that my actions….my actions are powerful. Powerful enough to keep someone like you down. The past hangs over me as a shadow, but I will erase it. I will remove all doubt from my mind, and make sure that I am able to hunt the Panther down, stick a knife in its gut, and leave the entrails on the floor, lying in a pool of blood.

And I will make all of you respect me.

No matter what it takes.

Even you, Jamie.

You were the second man I thought I had beat. You were another man who I thought I had control over, and could not only battle you, but be the one to make you feel the taste of defeat. A taste that has been missing from your mouth since the start of this Season, a taste that I still intend to give to you. But looking back on that match….I sounded so fucking stupid heading into it. From the words I was saying, to the actions I took, I soon realized: I wasn’t in control, you were. I needed to look back at that encounter between us to gain some clarity, and viewing it in retrospect, I saw what you were doing. First, I claimed big. I claimed ludicrous, outrageous things that bewildered so many, and I stood by them. But you, you were smart. You saw what I was saying, the words I spouted out from my mouth, and you manipulated them; you took my story, my words, and changed them to fit your own narrative. You flipped it, changed it with free reign, and questioned my very ideals and values; and through it all, I had no fucking clue what you were doing. By the end of our war of words, you had turned me into a puppet: you essentially controlled my every thought, my moves, and my actions, and played it into your hands. It’s why I didn’t get any offense in our match. It’s why I felt like a complete idiot by the end of it; I was nothing but a fucking pawn in a king’s game, a peasant who thought he could revolt and do it on his first try, and I have no one else to blame but own selfish, ignorant stupidity. For the first time, in all my years of existence on this earth, I was under the hand of someone else, I didn’t have a single clue that it was happening, and it hurts to know that. That you were just some rat in another man’s game, and that you weren’t walking into an opportunity, but rather a bear trap. Even after being given a week to process all of this shit, I still feel bewilderment every time I look back onto it, thinking: “How could I ever be so stupid? How?” But this...this is the benefit of being The Raven. This is the benefit of taking the time to review your failure, review yourself - you are able to change for the better. You are able to be see what you did wrong, where you failed, and you can take time to improve on those failures. By improving, you come back the next day and hit even harder than you ever did before, and ultimately come out even after the dust settles. The Raven is built around that, and I know it; this time, I won’t let you do the same shit to me. Not again. I won’t even let you have even ONE opportunity to be able to mentally torture me with your lies, with your philosophical bullshit and your talks of greatness and being unconquered. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? I’ll rip you to fucking shreds and use your flesh as the building blocks on which I will build my kingdom. I won’t let you change the trajectory of my mindset heading into this match, I won’t let you make me say stupid shit, not anymore. I step into that Chamber a revitalized man. I step into there, The Raven, a devilish and vicious Raven who is not just pissed that he let himself be controlled by another human being, but is ready to consume everyone else who is competing for that piece of gold. You were the biggest wrong on my past. The largest black mark on my record, but yet also my greatest lesson. A lesson in failure, a lesson that I will keep with me for the rest of my life. Maybe I still haven’t thought through about my future after this match, if I don’t win. Maybe I still don’t know how to comprehend how I will be after Road to Redemption is down, but right now? It doesn’t fucking matter. Nothing else does but that Championship, and the individuals who I will step with into that hellish, demonic structure. I will stake my claim, The Raven soaring high above the sky, ready to strike down on my enemies as if they were gazelles in a field. I will kill the Killer, I will wake the dreamer, I will calm the Red Storm, I will set the Panther ablaze, and I will break Fortissimus. I will show you all EXACTLY why I am not just a force to be reckoned with, why I am not just a name thrown into the bag in order to fill the bodies in this Chamber - I will show you that I WILL BE THE ONE TO DETHRONE JAMIE. I WILL MAKE EVERYONE WHO EVER DOUBTED ME EAT THEIR WORDS LIKE IT’S WHAT THEY EAT FOR THEIR DAMN BREAKFAST. I AM A FACTOR IN THIS MATCH, I MATTER, AND I’M MAD, BUT FOR GOOD FUCKING REASON. I WILL NO LONGER BE DISRESPECTED, I WILL NO LONGER BE TREATED AS NOTHING MORE THAN A NAME GRABBED FROM THE HAT, AND I WILL MEAN SOMETHING IN THAT CHAMBER. I WILL LET THE RAGE CONSUME ME, BURNING YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND MINNEAPOLIS TO THE FUCKING GROUND. I WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO ALL OF YOU, AND THAT WILL BE  THE RAVEN. ME. YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS …

TO LARS GRIER.
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Keelan
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 8:16 am by Keelan
I can already tell this is going to be one tough fucking week.

Nobody is going to stop talking about one another until the second that bell rings to begin our match.

I sort of welcome it, so let’s jump right in.

TLA, I will get to you very, very soon, because I have already established that this week my main focus is going to be on the champion. I hope you understand. So, I am going to jump straight into it. Jamie O’Hara, I can definitely see where you are coming from, and you know what? On paper, me not being at my best against a man of your merit probably seems really moronic, right? If you do not believe in this, “fictitious idea,” that I wasn’t at my best that night two weeks ago, then I don’t exactly know what to say to you. I can’t help you in that regard unfortunately, because I can promise you this… I was not. Ohh, doesn’t that just GRIND your gears hearing that? It sounds like it does, mate. I went into that night with a plan. From the get go I said that I wanted to be unique in figuring out how to defeat you at Road to Redemption, so I decided that I wanted to be strategic and smart, and not just go all out against you. Ever since I qualified for this match, I spent hours, days and even weeks pondering how I could show to you that I was not like the other men you have defeated in the past. All of them, the fucking same. I noticed a pattern had formed, and whilst they all gave you their 100%, I decided to take it easy that night. Ultimately, and actually quite shockingly, it was planned well; the fact that I got it into your head just by simply saying that I would bring my A-game just as you said you would bring yours. Like I said before, now all you have going for you about me right now is that one experience you had against me two weeks ago. That is what your instinct is going to expect inside that chamber, and this is where I will prevail with the ending to my plan. The old me would have definitely given you my all in a simple one on one match against you, but the new me is at an elite status here in EAW. I’ve just reached my peak, and things are getting quite terrifying for Voltage. Strategy is everything Jamie, ESPECIALLY against a man such as yourself, so no I wouldn’t say it’s an insult to the other men in my position right now. The other men in my position right now don’t know what the fuck to do yet, hence why they’ve been silent so far. Again, if you don’t believe me, then I apologize. I am sorry that I pissed you off, but quite frankly, that little rant you gave me was fucking hilarious to listen to. I mean… REALLY?! Come on, lad, surely you don’t care THAT much, do you?! Oh man, regardless, you will see my absolute best at Road to Redemption inside that chamber.

I PROMISE YOU THAT.

And even if I fail and my plan falls through, it’s not going to affect me as much as you think it will. I’m not prone to failure. In fact, I’ve become quite immune to that feeling. Failures happen. It happens to the absolute best of us. I have learned to pick myself up and dust myself off and come back with a better solution next time around. Sure, the process has been slow, but the improvement has definitely shown. Why do you think the opponents that I have defeated in the past haven’t said a word about me yet? It’s because they know, Jamie. They know. You, right now, do not. But you will… you fucking will.

I don’t need to sit here and listen to your attempt at a heartfelt speech. I recognize the man that you are, Jamie. You are a bonafide legend - a first ballot future hall of famer and my god you might just be the best champion I have ever seen in EAW. But, you are still just a man. You’re not a god as you so self-proclaim despite your many talents in the ring. You still have weaknesses. You are still vulnerable to certain things. I will make it my duty to find these weaknesses and vulnerabilities and bring you down a notch. You are BEGGING for somebody to do just that, and that is exactly what my goal will be come this weekend. I have never seen you so riled up off of something so little. Dare I say perhaps you have a really short temper; something that can affect even the greatest of the greats in the ring. This could be one of your weaknesses, because little things just set you of it seems. Hm, something to take into consideration about you. But you know, perhaps you’re right about one thing. Having the balls to put yourself through punishment might be more stupidity than it is brave…

TO SOME.

But to me?

Well it’s what’s gotten me over the line countless times throughout my entire wrestling career, and it is what is going to get me over the line at Road to Redemption. They used to call me The Hannibal Lecter of Hardcore, and yes as cringe as a nickname that is, they did not just give it to me for nothing. You want to know how badly I want this, Jamie? I am willing to kill myself if it means I could take that world heavyweight championship from you, and end your reign before you can make history. Perhaps a slightly unrealistic exaggeration but I am sure you’re not that mentally deficient to understand the point I’m making.

Do I want you to think highly of me? That’s an interesting question. It’s hard to say, really. I merely just want you to see that I am worth worrying about. I merely just want you to see that I am the one man in this match you need to watch out for the most. Maybe the second guessing you are currently doing about me is part of the plan I’m currently undertaking. Jamie, here’s some rhetoricals. Have I got you inside the palm of my hands? Have I got you wrapped around my finger? Have I got you exactly where I want you? Perhaps, and yet perhaps not. You don’t know, nobody else knows, but I promise you an answer will be given at Road to Redemption. Sure I have no claims to my name, but that’s what makes me want to prove myself even more to the world. Because even if I wasn’t at my 100% two weeks ago in our match, you STILL came out and said I was your toughest challenge out of the rest of your opponents in this match, which evidently means that I will be EVEN MORE of a hassle for you when the actual time to prove our worth comes. I mean come the fuck on, lad. I just don’t understand why you’re so fixated in trying to tell me that what I did was wrong. You continue to bring up the lack of milestones and achievements but why? We’ve run around this topic a number of times now, and you have said yourself that I am certainly competent of taking that championship from you. I know it just as much as you do, and you can’t come out and deny it now, mate. I know it’s what I am capable of, and I will show you exactly why. I am not going to let a blank EAW resume prevent me from taking you down, and I will not let you use it as a weapon, because I have heard it all before. Against every man who has come up to me and mentioned this exact same topic, I shut them the fuck up. There’s been at least a dozen of them, ranging from Maero, to J.D. Damon, to Terry Chambers, to Kenny Drake, to Zack Crash, to Solomon Caine, to Jon McAdams, and even men in our match such as Amadeus and Carlos Rosso. And yes, to you, these are just names. These are men you can defeat with one hand tied behind your back, a Carlton Draught in your other hand, and a woman’s lips pressed around your dick, but it’s sheer proof of being able to overcome any doubts and negativity thrown my way. The writing is so plainly clear on the wall. Maybe you have seen many Keelan’s come and go, but Jamie let me tell you this right now. I am the REAL Keelan Cetinich. Live, and in living colour. The others? They are simply phonies. Bitch ass men. Individuals who have called it quits when the time gets tough or when their failures bring them to the doorstep. I’m not ready to walk out, nor will I ever even let that idea run through my mind. It seems that you’re saying that only a man who has held a championship here in EAW is only allowed to take that belt off of you. Well, I say why? What will that matter in the end, Jamie? Tell me. There have been past world champions who hadn’t held belts before winning the big one. You think my lack of accolades would make me a terrible world champion, when again you have clearly stated that I have been your toughest challenge out of the five men you face? You’re not really ready to contradict yourself, are you? Surely not the great Jamie O’Hara. I personally feel like I do not need to offer you a claim. I don’t need to offer you a brief period of time where I won a championship here or there. I don’t need to offer you anything except this loss I am going to give you, you slimy-weaseled cunt.

Words are just words at the end of the day…

...it’s our actions is what matters in the end.

THE KILLER HAS SPOKEN.
Nasir Escobar
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 7:03 am by Nasir Escobar
Redemption. It’s something that I have been longing for for such a long time, yet seemingly no matter how high I climb...can never seem to tangibly grasp and cling on to. It is as if my fate...my destiny is to be the guy standing right next to the man on top, but never actually becoming said top star. And no matter how much experience I have acquired over the past near year since the last Elimination Chamber I took part in...it just seems like I’ll never obtain that one key thing that I’m missing that will propel me over the edge. To break through every single barrier placed in front of me. I no longer speak the words of anyone else. As I failed even when I felt I had a higher purpose placed on my shoulders by others. I’ve just been a confused young man being pulled around by anyone and everyone. Not really sure what direction I desire to go down myself. Thinking that it doesn’t matter where I go or what means I utilize as long as my end goal is the same. I have always had the same idea behind all of my motives. To be a champion that kids can look up to. To be a champion that fans can appreciate. To be a champion that has enough weight to really change this company for the better. Make it even better than it is already. But it seems EAW has already moved in a better direction before then, as one of my main goals was to remove the cancer to this place known as the sanatorium. And look what has happened? They are gone now. As happy as I am to see it however, there is absolutely no time to dwell on any of it. All I need to be thinking about now is the Elimination Chamber and the Answers World Championship. Back to what I was saying though. I’ve had a woman in me ears for months now. Telling me how I should be. What I should be fighting for. And how achieving the goals of some false deity that I don’t even know or understand can also save and protect everyone… And as you all know I care too much about the wellbeing of others to pass up an opportunity to be the saviour to all of those within the grasp of the Land of the Elites. But in falling into Hamasa’s grasp, I forgot what was most important. She claimed she was grooming me to be the voice for an omnipotent force. However she’s been very cryptic as far as who she was referring to. But let me just state that after spending literally days in solitude thinking all of this over...I simply cannot follow the path that she has in mind for me. She claims that I too can become a deity in time with the proper training...and it all sounds really insane to me. Just as much as to the rest of you. But you must understand my point of view. I’m essentially still a lost and confused boy...and supposedly she knows more about me than I know about myself. The fact that she even knew anything at all of my upbringing is what lured me into believing what she was saying. And ever since Grand Rampage people left and right were telling me she was a snake who simply wanted to use me to her advantage. But I truly felt that I could make a difference for the better of all of man. I felt that THAT was my purpose. Not because the actual god told me to. Hell it wasn’t even for the real big man up top just to clarify one more time. It was for this supposed godly being that Fortuneteller Hamasa was trying to make me the prophet of. But in the end I have realized I just need to separate myself from all of that and just be the proud young man who cared about what truly mattered most in Elite Answers Wrestling. Giving you all the best damn match possible and fighting for not just the top prize and top spot around here, but more importantly to be an inspiration to all of you just as I was inspired by the top guns of this place when I was a young man! I need to revert back to the Nasir Moore of old. The Nasir Moore who took down CM Banks. The Nasir Moore who ended Sebastian Monroe’s run as General Manager. The Nasir Moore who finally got retribution against his brother at Pain For Pride Ten. I could go on and on about it, but you get my point. To think that a man would say he needs to regress in order to improve himself than progress is a strange idea to think about, but it’s most certainly true in my case.

And I only have one man to thank for that...I must say thank you for opening my eyes...Pizza Boy. Now let me open up with saying this. You may still loathe me for the massive misunderstandings between us. You can still hate my guts, refer to me as utter scum, and think of me as an even more horrible human being than the likes of Nightmare, Triumvirate, Darkane, Carlos Rosso, the list goes on and on. Of course my intentions were never to have you end up feeling this way about me, but at the time I did not care. I simply saw my goals and objectives given to me by someone else who I believed was guiding me down the right path and well...set out to complete those tasks. But I lost practically all of my original beliefs in the process. The Nasir Moore that YOU wanted to face and that people WANTED you to face was lost in the back of my mind. I had turned into a very different man and I had absolutely know idea. Perhaps I still don’t even know who Nasir Moore is even after all these years of trying to discover it for myself. All I know in the end is I must thank you for doing what you did Pizza Boy. AND YES I KNOW. Your intentions were very different from what has actually taken place, but maybe you’ll also be happier with these results than what you had in mind. I now once again see what I truly want as an elitist and a man. And I guess I can reiterate one more time for just you, the god I was speaking of was not the real god everyone knows of. I was more so referring to myself as a deity more than anything else. But none of that matters. Because Pizza Boy when you referred to me as the absolute lowest of lows. The worst human being you’d ever come into contact with...I’m going to be one hundred percent with you right now. It kind of broke me. You shattered my psyche by saying that. I literally felt like I was powerless against you. It reminded me of how I felt powerless against Aren for all those years. My mind shut down and I was going through an internal crisis. I tried to stay calm as to not allow anyone to take notice, but after our match where you rightfully put me down...I just couldn’t keep myself together. Now of course I’m not asking for your forgiveness, I’m not asking to be all buddy buddies with you after all of this. At the end of the day we both want the same thing. The EAW Answers World Championship. You have it, and I want it. And we’ll both go to hell and back for it. Why? Because that’s what the two of us believe is right. Fighting to the absolute limit and giving the fans the greatest show they could ever bear witness to for the richest prize in the sport we love so much. Pizza Boy I know you will probably hold a lifelong grudge against me, and that’s fine. But I at least want you to understand my side of things. As long as you can do that I can move on from this with a clear conscience and focus on what’s truly important. This Elimination Chamber matchup. But of course I know better than to dwell on this and not remember that there are four other guys in this match who are all just as dangerous as you Pizza Boy. I’m in quite a strange place in this match as I see it. I’ve lost to Pizza Boy twice now, never faced Hawk, and have beaten the other three guys. Now I call them “the other three guys” but they’re all former world champs and Hall of Famers. ACTUALLY looking at things more clearly. I’m the only man in the match who’s never held a World Championship at least once. Now whether that changes this weekend or not obviously I have no clue. I can simply give it my all and hope. But one thing I can tell you is that my passion has been restored. I’ve been in an incredible slump over the past few weeks now and have not been able to break out of it. But some kind words and sound advice from one of the legends who built this place has put all my doubts at ease and now I stand ready for war.

Oh and Scott, don’t worry. I don’t to talk about my “heart and determination” being what allows me to triumph over you this weekend. I’m more than confident that my wrestling ability alone will be enough to do that. I mean it sure was enough to put me over you and your whole team at Territorial Invasion even after facing CM Banks earlier in the night. Hurricane Hawk is a wildcard in this match for me as I have zero experience with the guy. All I really know is that he’s the one who has the satisfaction of saying he drove Eclipse Diemos out of this company. And I have nothing but praise to Hawk for the justice he’s now delivered. However...I can nitpick on it. AHEM...so where should I start. Oh on the aspect that I am most certainly still bitter with all the hell Eclipse has caused me in my World Championship pursuits in the last year now. He screwed me out of getting my revenge and being the one to dethrone Y2Impact for beating me at RTR last year. He kept me from having my rightfully earned one on one title match with Pizza Boy at House Of Glass without doing ANYTHING himself to claim it. The guy has just been a constant thorn at my side and as happy as I am to see the piece of trash gone from this place, I truly wish I could have been a part of his going away party. Nonetheless good on you Hawk, now let’s see you actually perform up to snuff with the big boys once again. I do wonder if you have it in you still after all these years of mediocrity to hold your own with the top guns of Dynasty once more. As far as Senn goes. Well Senn I’m gonna make it short and sweet for you. You claim you will get vengeance on me for eliminating you at TI? Well just a few things on that. One, I can’t help that I am like...Mr. Elimination now when it comes to EAW. Two, trust me I have not forgotten, far from it actually...I have been waiting for the day you come knocking on my front door. And three, I’ve never made myself a hard to find man. Whenever someone has asked for a fight with me, I’ve stepped up to their face and told them I’m ready to throw down with any and everyone, no exceptions. And best believe that includes you! And finally we reach the other Scott. Scott Oasis. I mean all I have to say to you Scott at this point is congrats on beating Tyler at House Of Glass. Your first Free Per View win of 2017 this late into the year against a man who didn’t even bring anything to the table against you. OH YOU’RE SUCH A BIG STRONG MAN! WHAT AN IMPOSING AND INTIMIDATING FORCE SCOTT OASIS IS AMIRITE EVERYONE?! Scott all I have to take away from seeing you is this. I Powerbombed YOU at GR and tossed your big ass out as a part of my TEN eliminations. And also I’m the reason your butt buddy Sebastian is reduced to being your manager and lost any real power in this place. With all that said I think we should start picking up the pace a little bit more huh boys? I want the absolute best fight possible from all of you this week. How can I be proud of a potential Answers World title victory if I know my opponents didn’t give me their best efforts, ya know?
Ryan Marx
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 5:28 am by Ryan Marx
EAW Promoz! - Page 22 HPv24TPh

Road to Redemption Promo 1 – The Final Sacrifice

Soledad had grown cold ever since the attack. She stood before a full-length mirror, dressed in one of Ryan's shirts that she had remained in for the past couple of days, staring at herself. Or more specifically, the dark bruise that still remained on her cheek. Whilst Stephanie Matsuda would soon be pushed aside, it seemed her discus forearm left far more difficult-to-erase repercussions. The Sacrifice had wanted to make an example – and she had chosen the wrong canvas to paint her mark upon.

From the darkness behind her, she saw Him emerge. How could she not take note of the large frame reflected back to her, of the hand on her elbow. The elbow she tugged away from Him as soon as she felt His touch upon it. She heard Him let out a heavy breath. Then came His voice.


“You knew your role.”

“Did I?” Her tone was biting, the most daring it had been with Him. But He didn't flinch. He didn't even react, not on the outside, anyway. He was right, though. She knew it. They both knew their roles during that moment, and Soledad had expected nothing less of a desperate animal like Stephanie Matsuda. Still, the bitter taste it left in her mouth didn't subside knowing that truth.

“What can I do?” Ryan finally said, His voice peeling away to reveal something more. Not desperation, He was above that. Though for once, Soledad wasn't sure what intentions He held behind His voice. She turned to look at Ryan, and when her gaze met His, it prompted Him to speak again. “What should I do?”

A brief pause. A suffocating silence.

“Kill the Sacrifice,” Soledad finally replied, words firm and sharp. Though that steel blade soon crumbled into dust under His gaze, His expectations. “Destroy her. She's the final one...just end her.”

We cut to black, and then fade into a new scene. Ryan stands before the full-length mirror seen previously, face inches away from his own reflection's. He stares intently into the glass, braced against one arm.

This is it. The final stage. The Final Sacrifice. Road to Redemption is the place of my 'redemption', the place where I can alleviate myself of this curse I have carried for so long now. But there are people out there, simple-minded people, who will take that statement as me admitting defeat. No. This 'relief' will come when I destroy Stephanie Matsuda, when I hang her body out for all to see, and then exchange that cursed belt for a shot at something with meaning.

Ryan steps away from the mirror, his eyes going to the camera.

The Sacrifice has made it her mission to try and bring misery to me over this last month or so, but what she doesn't realise is that she has only stabbed herself with her double-bladed sword in the process of goring me. She has tried to play mind games with someone whose mind cannot be obliterated. And that is a guaranteed failure. These attacks on me have been met with attacks on herself, just like when I battered her mentor after she tried – after she convinced herself – that she had shocked everyone by attacking my wife. See, she attempts to get the upper hand, but every time she does, I cut it from her.

And that is why she is 'the Sacrifice'. Not only is she my final opponent in this Openweight series, but she is someone who sacrifices themselves without even realising it. A blind martyr. It is quite pathetic, when you think about it. She is so desperate to be seen as better, to prove herself, that she sheds her own blood needlessly to achieve her vision of a red world. And people see her do this and call her noble, but there is only ridiculousness in her actions. For you see, she is hidden in so many people's shadows that she tries to erase the black with her red blood – without realising she could easily see colour if she were to step out from behind others. There are so many people I could bring up who tower over the Sacrifice: the former Sanatorium, Formation, her sensei, and all of her 'friends' who probably wouldn't think twice before stabbing her in the back. Oh, does that hit too close to home?


Ryan laughs.

Of course it does. Because the Sacrifice is so used to being other people's stepping stone. What a shame, too. She has talent, potential, and if she weren't so busy sabotaging herself, she could actually be where those who shadow her are. Instead, she is fighting a losing battle every day. Overlooked, underappreciated, and soon, overpowered. Just as she almost was that week on Empire when I watched over her match. She was against some newcomer, and she couldn't even beat them decisively. This is what I face. I face someone whose head was breached by a new signee, someone who couldn't make a definitive in-ring statement against me even as I watched at ringside. And now she believes she will defeat me? Ha!

If she thinks I am going to fall at the final hurdle because of a few mind games, she is sorely mistaken. The Sacrifice may have gained advantages through sneak attacks and underhanded tactics, but this week we shall fight in a real match. And though I may not care for the belt, I care for the opportunity it represents. To come so far now and to lose is not an option, and the fact the Sacrifice thinks it is shows she has no idea what I am willing to do for success. What will she say? I can see it now: “I have more fight than you”, “I won't let you defeat me”, “I'm going to be the underdog and prove everyone wrong”. Well, you won't.

Because this is reality, not some fantasy. Not a fairy tale. In a perfect world, I can see why people might think you'd beat me. A monster who has beaten all others, taken down by a fighter with strength and heart. A David and Goliath situation. Only, this isn't that. This is reality, and those who think you stand a chance are deluded. They are more bodies to add to the count, because when I defeat you, I will be defeating everything you stand for. All the masses who follow you – for whatever reason – will die with you when I deal the final blow. It will be a mercy killing, because I will end any delusion you have in thinking you will be someone by fighting me. All you will be remembered as is my Final Sacrifice, the last name on my list before I move onto something more.

That is what I see you as at Road to Redemption, and it is why I will win. There is nothing to prove for me, not like there is with you. You want to show the world to never underestimate you, you want to represent Empire and carry them on your shoulders like your superiors do, and you want to step out from the shadows you have lingered in for so long. But I thrive in the shadow, and as you take your first step out into the light, I shall be there to drag you back in and drown you. I do not care for a brand, for others' opinions, and thus, I am the better person. I am the one with the most to give in this fight, because I am not wasting any part of myself on something that will never care for me. You, Sacrifice, have spilled so much blood to be considered better than you are, that you are now faint. And all of these delusions you have built up around you will come crumbling down at Road to Redemption when I put you in your place.

This is clinical for me. It is routine, at this point. Though don't let that fool you: I will not be predictable. You can try to guess my future moves, you can watch my past, you can speak to those I have defeated. But you will not be able to predict me. For I adapt, I have said it many times before, and I will not allow my final step towards greatness to be mired with predictability. Not like you are, with your generic catchphrases and sentiments. My routine will change after this match though – I have it all planned out. Defeat the Final Sacrifice. Hand over the cursed belt. Move onto something greater.


A smile.

You see, Sacrifice, you may have beaten three others to find yourself in this situation, but those three were not me. They did not have the power I have. They did not have the brains I have. And they – and you – will not achieve the heights I shall find myself reaching. For my aspirations go beyond this belt I hold, and that is what you do not understand, Sacrifice. What many do not understand. This belt is a means to an end, as is the one I shall obtain when I rid myself of this one. And that end? It is greater than anything you could ever find the courage to reach for. My goals are not bound to EAW as you are, they do not use this company as a measuring stick as you do. You compare yourself to others, you look ahead at those who stand before you. But me, I only look forward to my goal. I couldn't care less what others do, what others perceive me as. Unlike you.

And that will be your downfall. You want others to see you as a threat – you want me to see you as a threat. That will not happen. I will treat you as any other competitor who has stepped forward to challenge me, and that is as a stepping stone. Which you should know all about. You've earned your stripes in that position for a while now.

So please, Sacrifice, attack me with the predictable vigour I imagine you will exude. No amount of witty words will be able to deter my attack. And if you plan on fighting me, then do come prepared. Because you are not ready to fight me. If you cared about this match, about actually being a contender, you would shed your skin that has let you down many times before and you would step up to me as a new person. You would challenge me as someone different, someone who doesn't rely on cheap words. Someone who doesn't hide in the shadows of people more successful than them. That is my advice to you. Because you are not fighting the man you have confronted over this past month. You are challenging a man who is on the edge of excellence. And I will not allow you to push me back.


Ryan turns to look back at the mirror, at his own reflection. A smirk cracks across his face. Cut to black.
Bhris Elite
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 3:51 am by Bhris Elite
*Previously recorded right before contract signing with Ryan Adams*

Were here Ryan Adams were finally here, The day we’ve all been waiting for after countless days of throwing shots at one another, after a one sided brawl that turned the world upside down, After you putting everything on the line were here. Road to Redemption is among us and we wait no longer. Most importantly I have to wait no longer I’m going to prove to the world and I’m going to prove to you that this is much more than just a publicity stunt. That every word that I’ve spoken since this has started is true and how naïve of a man you are for underestimating me. So much to the point where you put everything you own on the line that’s really cool of you Ryan. Trying to impress these fans, trying to impress those woman backstage who you repeatedly harass. Here I am thinking you have nothing left to prove and yet here we are. Chris Elite versus Ryan Adams and if I win I take you for everything you are worth. How does the family feel about this Ryan? Oh let me guess you’ve been telling them the same thing you’ve been telling Kenny Drake. That it’s not going to happen that Chris Elite isn’t going to beat you. Your daughters are pretty smart I’m assuming right? They comprehend things pretty easily I hope so if that’s the case and they do turn on Voltage every night whatever day it happens to be on they and if they’ve been watching my matches they know I stand a chance. Or maybe Daddy took the channel away until this whole thing is over because he knows if those children of his watch me compete they won’t believe daddy. They’ll call him a liar and they have every right and I’m going to make sure they are still able to say that. I assume they’re going to be right in front where they can see everything just fine. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when it’s all said and done. When I Chris Elite stand over you being announced as the winner and the owner of everything you have. That means no more vacation houses no more chefs. No more private schools none of that. I own EVERYTHING. Who do the kids look up to now Ryan? After weeks of telling them everything would be fine and making them think there would be some fairy tale ending after all of this. I’m going to be the reason those kids hate you, I’m going to be the reason your lover hates you. I’m fine with playing step daddy though. I’ll take them school shopping, I’ll take them out to the zoo. Hell I’ll let them talk when the TMZ Reporters come by and ask them how much they love their new father.
 
While you’re somewhere back on that hard stuff because that’s the only thing I left you with. That’s why sometimes being underestimated is a good thing. It sets up for great things. If you are looking for an example of how then look no further than this whole situation. Ryan Adams underestimated me to the point where he put it ALL on the line.  He didn’t think twice about it just like I won’t think twice about taking all of those things away from him when it’s all said and done.  You know there was a point in my life, in my career where I respected you where I… I feared you, the Methuselah/Ryan Adams that took out such big name groups one by one by himself. The Ryan Adams no one wanted to step in the ring with because they didn’t know what was going to happen. Now the only thing anyone ever fears. Now the only fear most of us have when it comes to you is bringing their daughters around you. However instead of calling you out on those vile acts they applaud you, they laugh at the sick jokes you make. You belong on an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. You belong with others who have been fired or slandered for such acts. However since its Ryan Adams it isn’t going to happen we act like it’s some type of joke I don’t know why there are people that still fear you. What because you are Chairman? I don’t give a damn about that. I don’t give a damn about anything you have to offer. Everyone in my ear telling me this should have been Jacob Senns rematch well guess what? After I’m done with Ryan Adams there will be no rematch once it’s over it’s over. I’m not going to need a rematch like Nasir needed a rematch with Banks I am not going to need a rematch with Ryan Adams like Jacob Senn does.
 
I’m getting it done on my first try and if you are listening to this you fake ass Punisher if Ryan Adams is still capable of walking B, then you can get your rematch and if not and I infuriate you more then you know the brand I’m on and I’m never ducking a challenge. Back to what I was saying though, at Road to Redemption for the first time and the last time ever it will be GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS versus “Gawd”, Chris Elite versus Ryan Adams. The match everyone has been waiting for the match I’ve been waiting for my whole career I will finally put those 8 years of nothing because the last mistake I made and the last failure I suffered will be the last. Everything after this is nothing but success, nothing but blessings while I send you into a deep depression. I’m not going to say I’m going to kill you what I’m saying is I’ll be the reason for your death. After I defeat you and you go back into a deep depression back into the drug addiction. After your daughters look at you and don’t even know who you are anymore because not only did I take all of your assets. I took your dignity right along with it. For anyone who continues to walk around and bringing up my name with some insult following it thank you for giving me motivation. Thank you for wanting me to go in there with more intensity and even more reason to kick Ryan Adams ass. I mean you guys ride my dick so much I should have as many kids as Big Mike. Next time you say my name though the only thing you can say is “Damn he did it”. “Damn he did something Jacob Senn failed to do” After Road to Redemption I’m going to be on the top of everyone’s top 10 list. This week is the biggest match of my career and I’m not making the mistakes I’ve made in my previous big matches. I’m going to learn from all of them and I’m going to put it all to use by defeating you Ryan.  For one of us this truly is a Road to Redemption for the other it’s the Road to Retirement.
 
 

Fuck you Ryan Adams
Aria Jaxon
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 3:43 am by Aria Jaxon
ONE IN SIX -- MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA.

If we’re strictly talking about how this match looks on paper, I don’t know how many people would anybody hang back and think to themselves, “Wow, Aria sure is in her element here!” This isn’t some half-assed attempt at me tryna paint myself as an underdog, because I sure as fuck don’t fulfill that role. I’m not being underestimated or sold short. I’m walking into a match that will be anything but pretty, a full-on human demolition derby, but I’m doing that as the defending Women’s World Champion. Trust me, you don’t get to this point without seeing things as realistically as possible. Every step of the way, I’ve appraised my challenges for what they are, rather than what I perceive them to be. Every person who’s stood in my path wanting to turn me back, I’ve seen them as they truly are -- for better or worse, for more impressive or less skilled. When it comes to matches like this one, you have to be able to truly appreciate what it is that you’re fucking with. There might be a few reasons why someone could analyze every facet of this match and say they sort of doubted whether or not I’d walk out of Minneapolis with my championship. For one, there’s my less-than-sterling record with this stipulation. One loss to my name, yes, but it’s one that was tacked onto the column of L’s fair and square. To get all the way to the final two and lose stung something fierce. One might ask, is there a recurring curse bound to hang heavy over my head this time around? For another, there’s the numbers game. I sometimes like to joke around and say triple threat matches are a specialty of mine, considering I won both of my championships in the aforementioned match type. Some people like to say you need eyes in the back of your head to compete in a match with three people, so what the fuck do you need to compete in a match with six people? Eyes in the sky? Statistically speaking, the odds kinda suck. One in six is nothing to nod and grin at. Worst case scenario, one wrong move, and I’m one of the unlucky five in six. There’s also the prevailing thought that I might not be the type of person whose name you’re quick to envision when you think of physically draining, dangerous match types. I competed for the Hardcore Championship, I’ve been in two editions of Tag Team Warfare, and I can throw hands with just about anybody, but I’m aware that I’m not necessarily a specialist of environments like this. I just know more than enough to be able to hold my own. I’ve taken it all in. I’ve looked at this title defense from all sides. I’ve even looked at it from the same vantage points as my opponents so far, taking into account every single “Yeah, but!” that could be presented as a rebuttal to all of my reasons why I know I’ll retain. Just remember, I said I’d taken all of those things into account. Doesn’t mean I believed any of them could keep me from what I want. I know what the odds are. I know what this might look like from the outside looking in, and not a single outside force means shit. Deadass. When it boils down to it, it’s just me and my will to win. I’m taking my own fate and the fate of my championship reign into my hands, because I don’t have any other choice. I’m not content with just a one in six chance of remaining champion. I’m not content with the possibility of being overtaken by any of these other forces. There’s no room for doubt in my mind. It’s all up to me. Believe me, ladies, I’ll listen to everything you’ve gotta say. It’s only fair. But at the end of the day, the prevailing fact will be that Aria Jaxon has already made up her mind that she’s taking the reigns of this match and forcefully bringing about an ending where she remains atop the ever-shifting, always-competitive Empire heap. And oh, I know what all of this will entail. The pain. Throwing caution to the wind and playing Russian Roulette with your own career. The risk-taking. The fearlessness. But I’ve already come to terms with all of that. I’m walking into this match unafraid and with my head held high. The pain of body against Plexiglass or a steel grate is temporary, but the pride that will come with doing what I said I would? That’ll be long-lasting. I’m prepared to give of my own body to bring about the conclusion that I wanna see, so I got no two ways about scarring any of yours -- whether I’m talking friend or foe. In this match, I look to separate myself from the overwhelming majority. There are five women giving chase. Five women banking on a future that won’t come to pass. Five women promising that bring home a championship that was never leaving its place around my waist in the first place. I want you all to milk this chance for everything it’s worth. You’re getting a golden opportunity on one of EAW’s grandest stages. Step up to the plate and ready yourself for the swing of a lifetime -- but just realize you’re not knocking it outta the park.

A swing and a miss is what’s in store for you.

Every single one of you.

So many hopes and dreams are about to be turned to ash, it’s wild. Five sets of best-laid plans are hitting a dead end. But hey, rerouting after hitting a dead end is nothing new to you, right Azumi? Scrambling to be able to explain your failures is just part of the game for you, so you’ll be happy to know that you’ll be conducting yourself no differently in the aftermath of this match. It’s funny. When you actually do get the big ticket opportunities you say you want so badly, you shit the bed every single time. And the weird thing is, you still talk a big game afterward! Every time, you talk like you’re waiting for the world’s collective amnesia to set in, like they haven’t once again witnessed your inability to put your money where your mouth is. You’re so used to coming up short that you’ve mastered the art of grabbing at straws and placing stock in things that don’t really matter. Listen to you already. We haven’t even really gotten started and already you’re putting a contingency plan in place. It makes you sound kinda foolish when, in a group of women who are all vowing to accept nothing less than victory, you’re sitting here saying “If not, then I’m willing to go to the back of the line.” We’ve barely dipped our toes into the pool, and you wasted zero time laying out the convenient plan B when you inevitably bite the big one for the millionth time. You don’t make any sense. Your whole flimsy ass reasoning behind you and your wife’s little crusade against me and Savannah was that it was your way of proving you were a united front coming into this match. I thought your biggest mistake was thinking that teamwork would save your mediocre ass in this match, but that’s taking a backseat to having used me to punch a ticket to a match you never really wanted any part of. Don’t fuck around with me any more than you already have. If you truly wanted to be here, you’d have shown it already. Sounds to me like buyer’s remorse. You were happy to play dirty, you were happy to gloat about it, but as soon as shit got real and you realized just what you’d gotten into? The glee all but evaporated and you started trying desperately to cover up the fact that you’re shitting bricks. You can’t seem to make up your mind, baby girl. You seem to be on the fence as to whether or not this is actually where you wanna be. It’s a tough choice for someone in your shoes to make, I know, so leave the hard work to me. I’ll gladly send your ass packing from this match in the early goings and save you the stress of thinking you had a shot in a match you wouldn’t be in if not for some pettiness on my part. You’re welcome, by the way. It’s because of me that you and your wife have even been handed this gift-wrapped chance at glory. You think if you’d had to earn your way in, that I’d even be addressing you right now? If you’d actually had to punch your way up via a qualifying match, you’d be sitting at catering while I was defending my title. But I’ve realized I can kill two birds with one stone. I can notch my most important defense yet, but you and your better half getting your comeuppance along the way? That’s the kinda bonus that dreams are made of. You don’t just get to pick fights with the wrong people and think there won’t be any consequences. What, did your performance at Manifest Destiny gas you up enough to make you think we run in the same circles now? You’re running around telling anyone who will listen that you kicked out of my finishers, and it’s pretty sad when you think about the fact that’s your career highlight. Just knowing that you could keep pace with me, if even for a little while, put you so far over the moon that you ain’t shut up about it since. You can try and dismiss me as just the golden girl, but I’m so much more than that, right? I’m your measuring stick? Being able to last more than five seconds in the ring with me has provided you with all the bragging rights you think you need to puff your chest out. “I beat up Aria Jaxon one time!” is gonna be on your fucking tombstone, if you keep going at this rate. It confirms in my mind that you do know that you don’t have any real leverage over me, but you’ll be damned if you ever admit that. You can’t beat me, Azumi. That’s the constant. That’s the truth looming over your head. You know what it is to throw everything at me and lose. You dug down to places and tapped into shit you didn’t even know you were capable of. And at the end of the day, you didn’t have anything to show for it but an ever-growing chip on your shoulder and a list of excuses that was getting longer by the second. A real Ace, someone who was truly the best wouldn’t have to pick their spots like a coward, and they sure as fuck would have a leg to stand on coming into this match. But all that’s coming from you is the precise thing I’m about to take outta your sails -- hot fucking air. For somebody that talked about evolution, I can’t think of someone that personifies the precise opposite more than you. Almost two years in, and no title reign, no Empress of Elite crown, no Empire Cup, no Pain for Pride victory, nothing. But you’re the Ace, right? You set the standard, don’t you? Unfortunately for you, Azumi, I think I’ve completely lost faith in your ability to actually grow, improve, and change. And on the off chance it did happen, there isn’t a miracle from God himself that could whip your ass into shape soon enough to be anything but a tune-up for me in this match. I was the one who dropped this chance into your lap. I’m responsible for that glint in your eye, that glimmer of hope lighting your way. And I’ll snatch is all away from you faster than you can blink.

Now I shift gears, going from addressing the all-too-familiar gum on the bottom of my shoe to one of the newer girls on the block. I know what you’ve probably heard a million times before, Revy, so I’ll try and deviate away from that as much as humanly possible. I like to think I haven’t lost touch with that part of me that furrowed my brow at the prospect of being underestimated just because I was new. Once upon a time, it wasn’t uncommon for people to turn their nose up at me and question whether all this self-confidence of mine was misplaced or not. It was never something I took to heart. I always knew that the only thing separating me from having a resume worthy of being envied was time. And here I am now, not quite two and a half years in, having cemented myself as perhaps the best in the world. Don’t worry, I don’t think the fact that you’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal disqualifies you from being somebody great somewhere down the line. The functioning alcoholism and fondness for firearms probably don't keep you outta the running, either. EAW lore has seen much more unstable individuals than you achieve superstardom. I mean, our chairman has an affliction for internet escorts half his age and my pseudo-father figure and mentor has buried his face in more coke mountains than Tony Montana and they’re both Hall of Famers. There’d be no point in tryna shame you for your vices, because you clearly take pride in them. They give you “character” and depth. They’re the things that enable you to say you’re “not like other girls”. Or wait, lemme run that back. Maybe the thing that you think truly separates you from the rest of us is the fact that you’ve survived much more dangerous locales than a Chamber in an arena. On the battlefield, your options are so much slimmer. Kill or be killed, isn’t it? You put a bullet in some insurgent’s neck, or someone from your platoon loses their life? Yeah, that’s pretty harsh shit. Real shit. Shit that I, admittedly, know nothing about. I’ve never donned that uniform or made that sacrifice. But this is my life just the same. It’s different than the one that you led before EAW ever came calling, but this is what I’ve given my life to since I was sixteen years old. This is what I’ve bled for. And I never have to wonder if I’ll ever see the fruits of my labor, because a constant reminder of all that I deserve is hanging over my shoulder. It’s true that you know how to survive, Revy, but any skillset you think you have is only as good as the person who’s executing it. Like it or not, expertise is expertise. Winning wrestling matches might be child’s play in comparison to walking through a live minefield, but you’re the one who wanted to switch professions. Now, you’re not just one of another group of highly-trained soldiers. You’re a newer prospect playing catch-up, spending every day grappling with tryna learn as you go along. Maybe the truth is that you’re still learning how hard it is to deal with situations where you can’t shoot your way out. There’s nobody here to lay down cover fire for you, baby girl. When that cage door shuts behind you, the only person who’s got your wellbeing in mind is you. I hope that’s a priority for you, because it won’t be for me. All I’m focused on is hanging onto my championship, and you can bet I’m running through whoever I need to in order to make that happen.

You’re still learning. And while there’s nothing wrong with that, typically somebody gets more time to wet their proverbial wrestling palate before being thrown into some shit like this. Except...you weren’t quite thrown, were you? You fought hard for the right to stand here. It’s nothing to balk at, but it’s also nothing like what you’re walking into. It’s not a fatal four-way with three other women hoping for the best. This is the lion’s den. The stakes are high, the structure is unforgiving, and everyone sharing the same space as you is dreaming up about a hundred different ways to put you outta commission and keep their own championship dreams alive, if only for another moment. Again, I don’t know about the rigors of actual war, but a match like this is the closest thing to combat I’ll ever see in my life. That’s my reality. This is my ring, Revy, not your funhouse. I do believe you’re better than someone like Brody is giving you credit for, but I also think you got this match totally fucked up. Your objective is to have fun, and I really think you’re in the wrong place for that. This won’t be a fun story you can tell one day. This match sort of exists on the fringes of EAW life. Something dangerous enough that it flirts with the all-Extreme ways of years past. Consider this match your guided tour of the rigors of life among Empire’s upper tier. It’s rough up here. If you wanna be a mainstay instead of just a visitor, start with learning something from this loss, because make no mistake about it, you’re about to lose. How impressive you manage to look in defeat is completely up to you. You know, for someone who prides herself so much on being different, you said one thing that made me believe you’re a lot like plenty of other people I’ve faced. You’re far from the first person to say you had it in you to topple Aria Jaxon and bring about her lowest point. Better people than you have invested everything in wanting to see me fail, and have wound up with nothing to show for it. If the prospect of making me suffer is what’s keeping you going, I suggest you start looking in new places for motivation. You talk so much about giving your opponents your worst and making them dig down into the dirtiest parts of themselves to beat you. Sorry to tell you, I only bring my best, and it’ll be unlike any other test that you’ve faced since you’ve been in this company. Road to Redemption isn’t the night that Revy personally escorts Aria Jaxon to a new career low. It’s the night that the marksman discovered her aim was off and was taken out before she could do anything to correct it. Welcome to the big leagues, sweetheart.

What a glorious coming out party you had last year, Brody. What a shock it was to see the dark horse be the woman who walked away with all the marbles. Molded by pain and baptized in blood, the biggest victory of your career came in a first-of-its-kind match for the women of this company. Just like that, all the doubt that lingered in your mind suddenly vanished. All it took was your fortunes turning on a dime for you to unveil the new and improved Brody Sparks. You were bound and determined to prove you were more than Omerta’s arm candy or Rey Shamez’s punching bag. You said yourself that you joined the women’s division fray at a pivotal time. The Hall of Famers weren’t fully integrated into the fold, partially or totally occupied with fighting the boys. Tarah, Cailin, and I were pretty much the standard-bearers, and I’ll be honest, there’s a twinge of pride that comes with still being able to say that. Tarah, who’s earned her Hall of Fame spot and everything that goes along with it, is now boardroom-bound. Nobody’s seen Cailin since her epic defeat at Stephanie’s hands. So that just leaves me. Of the women who were running the show when you came in, of the ones whose success and legacies you wanted to one-up and envelop, I’m the only one still actively competing in the ring. And not just competing, thriving. I figured when you made your way onto the main roster, there was only a matter of time before you closed that six-month gap that my “head start” had afforded me. And oh, it was a rough journey for you, at first. You had trouble notching victories early on. The inaugural Vixens Cup was an unremarkable showing. Hanging on the arm of someone of Zack Crash’s status probably seemed like a ticket to the promised land for someone who was in your position, but that was never truly what it turned out to be. And then, almost as quickly as you’d blown into the line of sight of those in EAW, you vanished, albeit for a little while. You emerged as the woman you should’ve been all along. Not a plucky upstart lacking confidence, but the woman you’d have been initially, if you’d played a smarter game. See, there’s nothing wrong with growing and changing, Brody. I’ve done my fair share, but I never had to struggle to look impressive, not even in the beginning. There’s not much time for that when you’re winning Empress of Elite two months in, you know? There’s no time for second-guessing yourself when you’re in a one-on-one title match after three months, or in the finals of the inaugural Tag Team Championship Grand Prix after five months. I can’t help but shake my head. For all the opportunities I managed to notch early in my career, I experienced just as much failure, but I never, ever doubted myself. I wouldn’t be where I am now if I’d ever lost sight of how great I knew I was or how far I knew I’d eventually go. The journey up EAW’s ranks is arduous enough. You’re already dealing with enough opposition from outside forces, so why waste any time being anything other than your greatest ally? We all deal with detractors. Only the strongest of us refuse to let their words and actions seep into our brains. Some of us refuse to take our eyes off the prize, and we’re better for it. I get it, better late than never and all that. That was a point you drove home with authority last year when you proved that showing up a bit late to the party didn’t mean you were supposed to be counted out. But the fact of the matter is, the confidence coursing through your veins? That self-assuredness? That hunger? I’m sure they all felt like attributes that you would never lose...until the going got rough. Anybody can believe in themselves when things are going their way. The hallmark of a person who truly believes in themselves is whether or not they can keep their chin up when the chips are stacked against them. I’ve encountered heartbreak. I’ve stumbled and fallen, but never have I dwelled on it. I’ve picked myself up, dusted myself off, and fixed my eyes on the next chance at redemption. After your loss to Consuela, you said you wondered if this was it. There was a time when you thought your defining championship reign was meant to be remembered as nothing more than just lightning in a bottle. I can’t relate. I’ve never given anybody else that power over me. What the fuck do I look like rethinking everything I know about myself because of a loss? I know you’d love nothing more than to leave me reeling the way that you were left worse for the wear after Pain for Pride, but it won’t happen. A glaring difference is that, unlike how you dealt with Consuela -- who’s gotten the better of you in championship matches twice now -- I’m treating you the way you deserve to be treated. Unlike you, I’m not confusing personal feelings with professional capabilities. For weeks, you cheap shotted her and told her she was nothing. You did everything in your power to break her down long before you ever had to put the Specialists Championship on the line against her, and when it came time to make good on your promise...well, we all know what happened. For all intents and purposes, it seems as if you’ve learned from that mistake. With me, anyway. You’re still selling half this Chamber short in a match where you can’t afford to look at anyone as anything less than what they are, but I won’t nitpick and tell you what hill to die on. It’s none of my business. Knowing you, though, you’re not worried about how you should or shouldn’t be viewing your opponents. You’d love nothing more than to follow up last year’s coming out party with a landmark second victory, but your success at my expense is something I absolutely can’t allow. I’m not above crashing a party.

Maybe it’s my well-documented past having faced people like Stephanie and Cailin so much, but I’m sort of over the “best friends turned bitter enemies” trope. I know why you bring up our pasts, though. To get where you’re going, you gotta know where you’ve been, right? The illusion of newness disappeared long before we even became who people now know us to be. Oh, AJ Marie and Vendetta Vaughan have come a long way. Gone are the days of wrestling for fifty bucks and free concessions at some armory in Orange County. We’re where we always promised we’d end up, except now we’re not running side-by-side. We’re standing nose-to-nose, with our trigger fingers itching and waiting for the moment that bell rings. It would be an understatement to say it’s been a hell of a path charted from the day I brought you into this company to now. It wasn’t until ten months ago that our goals started to overlap, and even then, that was only temporary, as we’ve spent this long without once again gunning for the same thing. Don’t pat your back and lie to yourself thinking last year’s Chamber loss was the catalyst that started the chain reaction that ultimately led to me becoming Women’s World Champion. You know what I did in the aftermath of Road to Redemption last year? I did what any capable, smart wrestler in my shoes would’ve done. I made the most of the championship shot being dangled in front of my face, and you should be thanking whoever it is that you pray to that I didn’t use the shot on you and circle back around. Lord knows you couldn’t have coasted to a six-month reign with spaced-out defenses that way. You want so badly to be able to take credit for something pertaining to my story, and you were the first between the two of us to bring up our long history, too. But why? Because I didn’t see us talking about any of this shit last year. Why now the sudden interest in a trip down memory lane? Is this a place where you find motivation? Do you feel that much more determined to beat me and continue your ascent if you think about how far we’ve come? Where our previous Chamber is concerned, there’s a lot we can learn from that. Experience and all that. But talking about anything other than that isn’t doing anything but stirring up memories and feelings that have nothing to do with the match in question. When you came in, I was a landmark, someone you focused energy on being better than. Now I’m still a mile-marker in the road for you, a person you have to bypass to get where you wanna be. It’s no shock to me that you’re on my heels. You’re more than good enough to be running in the same circles as me, but for now, that’s where you’ll stay. On my heels. Stepping out of the shadow I cast. Giving chase. But not clutching the prize I hold dear.

Plenty of times, women who have faced me have cast me in the role of this larger-than-life character, almost an inhuman type thing. Plenty of times, I’ve been seen as something I’m not, but I guess that’s how some people amp themselves up. For some, just facing another person on the roster can sound daunting. But if you tell yourself that you’re some slayer out to take down a figure of myth? Well, that goes a long way toward lighting a fire under somebody’s ass. I’m only human, and I’m glad you realize that. You’re already taking a more sound approach than most. I haven’t needed to be anything other than myself to get to this point. And no, being billed as something bigger than what I am isn’t a way to stroke my ego. It makes me shake my head, because every time someone’s said something like that, it’s become clear to me that they don’t know what they’re dealing with. It’s not putting a chink in my armor to know that you’ll only be addressing me as human, sweetheart. I’m not like you, Brody. The things that other people say and do have nothing to do with how I see myself. After all, people not wanting to “pay attention to the other girls” was what fueled so much of your initial fire, but I’m the one craving approval and acceptance? I don’t wait for green lights and compliments from anyone, least of all you. More than once, people have tried to use the very real circumstances of my position in this company against me. “Golden girl”, “royalty”, and  “woman to beat” are punctuated with sneers and flung around like insults, and for what? Because you’ve decided that I couldn’t have risen to these heights without people’s love and acceptance? I’ll be completely honest, it’s a wonderful thing to be as popular as I am. It’s not everything, but it’s something. It means a lot to know that when I walk through that curtain, entire arenas will be on their feet cheering me on. But I’m also enough of a realist to know that nobody in the audience is fighting on my behalf. Nobody wearing my merch or waving a sign is gonna win a match for me when my back is against the wall. People like you seem to forget that. I never asked for the applause or the fanfare. They just came with the territory, and I won’t apologize for it. I won’t say sorry for the fact that people are drawn to me and my approach to know-nothing opposition like you who think I’m undeserving of my spot because I’m too nice or too popular. I’m the one who needs to be credited with my success, nobody else. So you can miss me with the “you thrive on it” bullshit. I get my high from winning. I get my kicks reminding people that it’s not an accident that I’m standing in the spot that I’m in now. This monarch wasn’t crowned on accident. She seized her place on the throne and didn’t wait for an okay from anybody else. Hard work got me here, and winning is how I’ll stay here. I know that I can do it.

So much of what you’ve said basically amounts to “Anything can happen...unless we’re talking about me, then there’s no question, because I’m the exception to every rule.” Listen to what you’re saying. Revy’s nothing? Savannah’s nothing? Damn, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say this sounded a lot like a former champion paying unseasoned opposition dust. Kinda sounds like what you thought we were doing to you last year, huh? You were so quick to cry foul and demand that we respect and revere you. What a difference time makes. Now you’re standing on the opposite side, waving a dismissive hand and walking into this Chamber with tunnel vision. That will cost you. You know as well as I do that in a match like this, all bets are off. You’re solely focused on the two of us. The focus on me stems from, well, the fact that I’m the defending champion, and the focus on yourself comes from narcissism. Brockton public schools might be garbage, so math might not be your strong suit, but...there’s still four other women in the match, honey. Four other women who are just waiting for the first second they’re underestimated so that they can strike. Four women who are determined to play just as much of a factor in this match as we are. All I know for certain is that I’ll be the last woman standing. The order in which the other five of you fall away doesn’t matter much to me. Who’s to say you won’t get too big for your britches and make an early exit? Maybe one of the women you’ve spoken ill of will occupy the spot across from me in the final two? You can’t have it both ways, Brody. It was a butterfly effect, remember? You were the newcomer who won it all, so now you have to concede to the fact that you’re not immune to making the same mistake you claim we all made last year. It’d be a weird version of poetic justice, sure, but you’re not interested in having your words bite you in the ass, are you? Where last year is concerned, what’s done is done. The title reign you embarked on is over, ended at the hands of a woman you were so sure you could defeat. I can’t go back and get a second chance to seal the deal, but I’m milking that previous experience for all it’s worth. It’s left me that much more determined to emerge victorious this time around. You want so badly to occupy space in my mind as my kryptonite or my biggest rival, but newsflash -- the yin to my yang ain’t even under contract anymore. You’re just another competitor vowing to topple me, no matter how good you are. You’re a roadblock; formidable enough to stop me momentarily, but nothing beyond that. Go ahead, keep fucking around and thinking you’re just gonna coast your way to an automatically repeated finish. I’ll be lurking just around the bend to remind you that I was smart enough to learn from what we’ve already been through. Keep on going through the motions, and I’ll be the one making strides. You won’t get the best of me twice, and the only one who will be surprised by that is you.
Jamie O'Hara
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 3:06 am by Jamie O'Hara
Isn’t this a funny thing we tend to do?

We lose, we face setbacks, we don’t get the result we clamored to claim…

...and so we trot out the tired excuses of “I wasn’t at my best!”

Against me, whether it’s Voltage or a FPV, whether it’s Voltage or Pain For Pride you bring your absolute best regardless. And I don’t buy into this fictitious idea that you weren’t at your best then, Keelan. For all the men you had faced since your first day here, never had you been in the presence of such a champion before, never had such an opportunity to prove to the world your merit, your worth. And if you don’t bring your best, then that’s an insult to what it means to be in your position. Because there’s many, many men like you Keelan; many who you could question their right to be in this match...and they all would have taken that moment you had with both hands. To sit in second or third gear against a lowly foe is a right one earns but if there’s anything about this emerging generation I’ve come to learn is that you all believe just because you’re a contender, it means you’re equal. Because you get a taste, you get to feast. I thought my arrogance knew no bounds but I paid my dues to get here, I fought to be able to face someone like you and bring less than my best. Hypothetical, I walk from this chamber still champion and in one month’s time you and I stand inside High Voltage; are you going to turn to me and say that you weren’t your best at Road to Redemption? Are you going to pull endless amounts of shit from your arse to try and write your former performance off? Burying those efforts and writing them off as only “half-arsed” attempts, only leads to more and more and more graves being dug and one of them is going to be your career; you do not sit on a rung that excludes you from being knocked down and replaced if you can’t get the job done, if you can’t prove you deserve to hold it. And when you face the best there is, regardless if it’s the best on the roster or the best in the world, you seize the opportunity and you bring your best. You bring everything you have to leave a mark and full credit, even if in your deluded mind it wasn’t the best you had to offer you still did enough to make me notice you more. Here’s the thing, I’m not impressed by falling off a ladder through an announce table and still being able to win a match. Diamond Cage has been doing that for years, he’s amounted to far less than what he could have been and ultimately, he’s seen as a dumb cunt in my eyes than a gutsy fuck, with all due respect. People put their bodies through wars, they seek to cover their bodies in scars and for what? To call themselves the toughest cunt in the world? See, to me that’s overcompensating for something else; ring talent more than anything. And letting someone like Kenny Drake, like WOLVESDEN do that to begin with...doesn’t paint a very impressive picture. For all that our General Manager is, he never did become anything spectacular in this business when he was competing.

But I am have become everything every man and every woman strives to become.

Having the balls to put yourself through punishment is more stupidity than it is brave, Keelan and inside the chamber, being beaten from pillar to post, steel grating to steel chains to glass pods, might pale in comparison to some of the falls you’ve taken, but I don’t need such brutality to win. You’re right, you’re not Jacob Senn, you’re not Xavier Williams, you’re not Tiberius Jones or the Pizza Boy, you’re not like any of the host of names I’ve beaten since February or the names I’ve defeated over the years. I’m not going to suddenly think you’re as good as them, Keelan. No, I don’t change mind because YOU want to stand there and say “Please think of me as highly!” Perhaps someday that will come to bite me on my arse but thus far it’s worked well. You have no claim, Keelan. There are no reasons for me to think of you as equal to them and you blew that once chance to make me consider you as threatening two weeks ago. Being unpredictable is a commendable aspect but what makes you unpredictable? Show me where your improvisation, your unpredictability have led to success? Mere victories isn’t what I’m after; the milestones, the achievements...what you lack. See it’s easy to say these things but when you have nothing to back them up with, they’re meaningless. Throw your buzz words out with little care, create your monikers that aim to make me shake in my boots...you have no substance, no legitimacy to your claims. So what does the “Killer” off that they didn’t? The men who once claimed to be unpredictable, the men who claimed to be monsters beneath the bed, the men who thought they could systematically pick and tear me apart and all fell to their knees. I’ve stomped out roaring fires within the hearts of many, I’ve kicked in teeth that never came back out. I’ve ended people’s careers, I’ve made some worse. I’ve done so, so much in my short time here and I can safely say I’ve seen many, many Keelans come and go. I’ve heard your dribble more times than I want to remember but it never fails to make me laugh. Each time I cast your body against the steel, a little more of your confidence, your bravado is stripped away. And remains deep down will be on show for the world to see. I seek the day when someone ends this glorious reign but you do not offer something that has not been offered before. You do not make a claim that hasn’t been stated before. It’s unavoidable, truly. All men in your shoes, with so few wars fought and won, have little to go on.

You can only hope that your words will not be left to rot in the mud. You can only hope and pray that they mean something in the end.

But it will all be meaningless.

I encourage men to step before me. I encourage them, no matter the fight, to fight until the end.

And for you TLA, for the fifth time we stand on opposite sides of the ring in the one calendar year. Four times you’ve been defeated, three times you’ve had your face caved in by my knees. Don’t worry, I started to lose track myself. I would be a hypocrite if I said that you didn’t deserve this chance; I demanded a shot for the EAW Championship after I had it stripped away under worse circumstances. Truthfully when Drake did was the right thing no matter how tiresome it may be for me to once again front up and address you as an opponent. We didn’t get a definitive answer, you’re quite right there...but we did….twice beforehand. Twice, without interference, I left you laying on that canvas beaten and you can certainly walk away from both those matches with something to hold onto, something to take away with and be remotely proud of your efforts. What would another clean victory have proven at Ground Zero, TLA? What we already knew? What the world simply refuses to accept? Perhaps a clean victory would have signaled the end of your championship crusade - for now at least - and your spot in the chamber would have gone to someone else. See there was something you said a few weeks ago; Ground Zero proved that Jamie O’Hara can’t beat TLA. And I heard that...and I sat at home confused...did Burning Desire not matter? Did our clash on Dynasty not matter? While we didn’t get a definitive answer, I have to wonder if getting one at Road to Redemption will be accepted even if it’s not what you desire? No, you know the answer, it’s already been set for months and you just wish to deny it. As much as has been said, you will keep coming and coming for this championship, stepping up until you dethrone me and each time, without doubt, you’re going to be looking for your idealistic answer, the one that suits you and nothing more.

Your eyes, TLA, they’re clouded and you walk through this place blind; allow me to cast them away and show you the reality of where you stand, where you have always stood.

Clouded with dreams of grandeur, you’re not alone in your misguided ways.

You’re spurred on by the doubt that you believe exists, the weak, feeble reasons to make a claim. This hope, this fantasy that you’re possibly as good as me; capable of knocking me off this throne. There is doubt...there is conjecture because of the way Ground Zero concluded and even that is something I cannot deny. I can believe that if it wasn’t Cameron’s boot, it would have been my knee and I can spew that thought out time and time again, it doesn’t make my belief any more legitimate than it already is. History is history, it’s set in stone and I won’t run from it. You have a claim to make, TLA, but it’s one that will die the moment you and I meet in the center of that ring. The chamber will not provide an excuse, a reason for one more chance in the immediate aftermath of it all; your opportunity to correct the corruption of Ground Zero will come...and go...without anything truly changing. Perhaps instead of your hopes, dreams and brains splattered across the canvas, it will drip between the gaps of the steel grates, hang clipped from the steel chains that encase the ring. No, this isn’t going to be a pretty demise for you and I’ll ensure that for just a second that you wish Ground Zero was where your campaign ended. Being screwed is an easier pill to swallow than getting beaten within an inch of your life without any ounce of mercy shown. The people chanting your name...it’s meaningless. None of them matter in the moment and I’m disappointed you still don’t understand the reality of needing to sacrifice to succeed. You had a moment, at Ground Zero. Perched on the top rope, the world beneath you, everything you’ve longed for within grasp, the world chanting your name endlessly. And what did you do? You fucked it up. You spat in my face, you spat in Cameron’s and she made you pay for your grand disrespect, your lack of class. You blew the single greatest opportunity of your lowly career...because of the people. You soaked in that atmosphere, like a drug you pumped their energy into your body and you felt fucking amazing. You will not have that chance again. Those people will be silenced, those people will sit in their seats stunned by the massacre occurring inside that ring. You may be good enough to step up, to hold this position of “contender” but to beat me? No. That is a dream that will forever elude you, one that will always make every effort you make result in nothing but absolute misery. You can step up once more but you won’t be able to keep up - you never truly have been able to. This...this is all just another moment where TLA collapses to the canvas once more defeated; only this time it won’t be because of someone else, it won’t be because you were robbed. It’s going to be because you were never fit to stand in my presence to begin with.

The true, definitive answer you seek will be a nightmare that you’re going to regret ever chasing.

You entertain me with your hopes, TLA. It’s what I’m going to miss when I drive you out of contendership for the remainder of our time on the same roster and beyond. Why are you going to beat me this time? What can you do that you couldn’t do before? Walk into this contest thinking that you had it all figured out at Ground Zero without Cameron’s influence and it will be a grave mistake. The definition of insanity is doing something repeatedly expecting the same result; can you say you’re approaching this match any different than the last three? Can you say your walk, your talk is any different? No, you can’t. Let’s entertain this thought that you walk out of the chamber as champion. I’m not going to respect you. I’m not going to congratulate you. I’m not even going to give you the credit you think you deserve or suggest you were the better man. Not out of spite, not out of bitterness, but rather because it took four matches, four attempts to beat me in and three times to become the World Heavyweight Champion. That is failure no matter how many ways you look at it differently. No, it would be luck in it’s more purest form rather than skill, rather than talent. Like I said, if you had any of it equal to mine you would already be World Champion, you would have won the matches you believe you should have won. Because becoming the World Heavyweight Champion doesn’t erase every failure, every stain you carry; you’re still forced to accept it, to listen to it, to bear it and comprehend it all. And you can talk yourself up as World Champion, you can let your ego go wild because I know for a fact cunts like you might be humble now, but once you taste success you’ll become as delusional and as arrogance as they come. I’ll let this little parade run wild, I’ll allow you to enjoy your time...and then I’ll come knocking.

I’ll fire my shots and it won’t be on a microphone.

And I will take it all away before you even truly feel like you’re a champion. I will send you down into a hole of misery larger than any other you’ve fallen into every time I’ve defeated you.

But it’s never going to reach that point. It’s never going to be something we see. I am the obstacle you cannot overcome; I am the champion you cannot dethrone and no matter how many times you walk that walk back up the golden steps to my throne, I will always send you back down to the lowly place you belong.
Rex32
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 1:38 am by Rex32
I've been waiting for this.

From the very moment the story of this season began, it was about writing new chapters to add to what was already written. The experiences that had brought this elitist this far. A journey that took this elitist along many different types of terrains that brought out the very best in me. I've taken everything I've wanted this season from anyone that was placed before me, from every experience, from every moment in a given time...except the EAW Championship. I always knew this moment would come once again, giving me the opportunity to take it for myself. Taking it to show those who will oppose me inside that unforgiving steel structure that they don't have what it takes to prevent me from doing it. Taking it prove that they were unfit to hold the positions they do all along. I've used many as mere stepping stones to rise to heights where my forward progress can't be threatened, it can't be stopped. The future continues to take shape, and with each new experience my purpose continues to propel me, while leaving most that have come across me in defeat because they've failed to understand what it is that makes me the threat that I happen to be to them all and their chances of walking away having fulfilled their hopes and dreams. They can all be dashed in an instant. They've all tried desperately to take my focus off the task at hand, but the emergence of an enigma in John Doe, someone who has played his part well in this story, as they all have in contributing to my ascension toward the EAW Championship. For weeks on end they've all been playing their respective parts in this story that will soon come to end, and then a new story starts.

All good things must come to an end.

Soon a King shall be parted from his gold.

And a new paragon will take to the throne next.

It's not over yet, but it's about to be. You can be debonair, Tiberius, that speaks with all the bluster, grandiose, and self righteousness that you wish. You can be Tiberius the Komodo Dragon that spews mist as an extra added self-defense in an attempt to literally take one's focus off the task at hand, that lives by and declares Citius, Altius, and Fortius over all others at your hearts desire. You can be the King of Thieves that desperately tries in vain to live up to Veni, Vidi, Vici as part of the Triumvirate non-stop. You can shout from the rooftops that you reign atop while everyone else plays the secondary simpletons role of each and every last one of your little narratives. It won't make much of a difference what you happen to do this time around, because this time it will not change your fate. You've made too many enemies, all of which have finally climbed up the mountain top that you've stood upon since Pain For Pride, and we're all about pull you off that mountaintop, sending you tumbling all the way down to the bottom, as one of us takes your place. You can be any of the incarnations of yourself, Tiberius, acting like a one hundred foot tall titan in diamond armor, and your fate will not change. This is the end of your reign, Tiberius. It's not what we've created here that's lead to your slaughter, but all of what you've created. You've created this fabricated world where you believe that you can't ever be conquered, creating an illusion that you yourself have become a slave to. From everything that you proudly represent and seek to live up to every time you step out from beyond that curtain to the desperate actions in that ring that you've had resort to just stay on the mountaintop for one more week. It's all lead you to this, the climatic ending to your kingship at the top once and for all. You don't have to accept it, but if Ares' reign coming to an end in the chamber a year ago isn't enough for you to believe it's destined to happen, or Devan Dubian's reign the year before that, or I could be completely wrong and you become the first ever member of the J-Dynasty to ever walk away victorious from a chamber match at a Road To Redemption, to include one of your mentors and the founder of the J-Dynasty, Jaywalker. After all, it's been more entertaining to watch on as you desperately try to pull more tricks out of the bag each week looking to gain some sort of psychological advantage, but it's all for naught. Everyone sees it coming from miles away. You can tell the world emphatically how much more deserving you believe you are, and the rest of us with our outstretched arms are going to pull you from the top regardless. It's over Tiberius, and everyone knows it, even deep down you do too. There's no bell toll to come. No hourglass to panic over with each grain of sand that drops down. Just the countdown between each and night day that withers away until the final one where everything comes full circle.

Then it's time to fall.

I suppose I should thank you for your charity in allowing me to "feel like a king" :gladbron: for just one night. It was a nice rehearsal to get me ready for what's to come after you are finally dethroned. After all, it was the least you could do after having been quite charitable myself to you in the past. But now, I feel like taking that of which you achieved through my giving nature, and starting a new more influential reign at the top. Everyone here has shown quite the giving nature toward you in one form or another in fact, and now they too have come to collect their debts. It's like I've said, Tiberius, you can fight valiantly by hook or by crook just as you have to get here. You can try everything, and just won't make much of a difference, because even as unpredictable as you have shown you can be, it's your actions more than your ranting that actually making you more predictable as the weeks have gone on. Everyone knows this is the biggest match of your career, and that you would like nothing more than to walk away feeling like for once as a world champion you've actually accomplished something that only a short list of elitists have ever. As unique and unpredictable as you may be in many respects, in this case your endgame at Road to Redemption is the same as it would be for anyone in your current position at the top, no different. You've taken from so many to be here, and there's no denying what great skill, wit, cunningness, and desire it takes to rise to the top as you have. However, it's just as I've said. All good things must come to an end, and this coming Saturday your kingship, this illusion of yours? It ends at Road to Redemption.

Your fall will hurt the worst of all.

It's the one everyone is looking forward to the most.

But that's not to say that I shouldn't have been in Tiberius' position already. If it were not for the aid of Tiberius' now former ally. Isn't that right, Heart Break Gal? Oh, no. I don't mean about costing me my first World Championship match in EAW, because getting a chance to right that wrong was going to come again regardless, it was only a matter of time. I am talking about that of your own independence. That's what this is mostly about for you. Being able to stick it to everyone just to prove that you are as great as self-advertised and nothing less by any standard. What better way to give legitimacy to such claims than winning the Extreme Elimination Chamber against five of the best competitors on this brand today? All of your dealings lately with Tiberius, those are but mere footnotes to add to both of your individual history books to show the world that indeed best friends can make better enemies. The type melodrama that's long been played out in this company, and in wrestling period time and again. However, what happens if you don't win this weekend, Heart Break Gal? What happens when all your efforts just like Tiberius' aren't enough to attain that missing piece that would forever immortalize your name amongst all females to ever step foot in the ring? You go the whole season, maybe you get many more opportunities to win the big one, but then again maybe you don't. What then? What happens if a whole season goes by on this brand and you've made no ground from that of which you started? I've taken great joy in having used you and everyone else to get here. I told you months ago that you were just a stepping stone to me, a proving ground. Every single time we've faced off in these little war of words you've played right into my hands. But then again, I guess you've always been that way to me, and everyone like you...Hall of Famers. I look forward to you trying foolishly to break this elitist down to size just as you've always tried, only for it to become your own undoing in the end. I look forward to you presenting everyone with your little outdated "me against the world" schtick, exposing all of your greatest flaws and insecurities just as you always do. I look forward to watching on as you crumble once more, because you will. This little Fairy Tale you've wrapped yourself up in is no different from the one Tiberius has in believing he's to never going to fall. But those people that cheer your every move, your every thought, your every triumph, and every...fall, they don't genuinely care for what happens to you. They don't care about what happens with any of us. What they care about is whose story continues from here. They want the conclusion to be already. Knowledge is power, and while I didn't have that power before we faced off for the first time a few months ago, it was you gave it to me, and I've used that power quite well. This weekend, I'm going to use all that power that you gave me, and I'm going to humiliate you again on the big stage with everyone clamoring for your triumph, taking away yet another opportunity that you worked for, ruining your hopes and your dreams of becoming EAW Champion.

And you will fall, just like the rest.

Left with nothing but heart break.

You'll move on of course, but you'll never be closer than you are now.

I could be destroyed inside of that chamber. I could be dismembered beyond all comprehension when the dust is cleared, and it wouldn't bother me one bit. What a way to go out. But you, Heart Break Gal, are different. You don't want to give anyone the satisfaction of being able to destroy your career. Predictably you'll defiantly declare your victory, even when you don't have control over the way things play out or the results. You'll fight valiantly, lay it all out there, leaving nothing on the table. Every last bit of courage and tenacity placed on the line, and it may end up being in vain. That's got to kill you inside just little bit more every time you've went all out, when everything was against you, and you weren't expected to triumph. Languishing afterwards, left with excuses, and more bold declarations to come that hold no merit, because you don't have the credibility in World Title matches to support your bold claims, no World Title to your name. It's not the same with me, it never has been. When this elitist used the aid of John Doe to catapult himself into the title picture, it was being able to take that opportunity away from you in front of all your diehards that brought much more satisfaction at the time then advancing on to the EAW Championship match itself. I can see now that that was why you were seeking revenge on Doe and myself? You could not except that all of your hard work had went down through one bit of distraction. You couldn't except that in one fell swoop your fortunes were reversed just like that. I could lose this weekend, and my forward progress would continue just as I declared to you and the world that it would a few months ago. I continue to evolve. The future continues to take shape. You need this more than I ever would. Your lust, and your greed? You've been a slave to it forever, and it's gotten you far, but in the end given the circumstances, the environment, and your inability to come through in a World Title match so far in your career here on this brand is all everyone has to go on until you do triumph, if you do. 

But you won't.

The source of your grief will be never-ending.

In a world that's not run on hypotheticals, but results, it would appear at first glance that everything that Diamond Cage declares is nothing short of the truth. If you look again, you will see nothing more than a desperate man that's too proud to admit when he's outdone from the start, offering up nothing but hypotheticals encrypted within his tired useless threats. The only thing you can say is that someone like Diamond Cage perhaps can't be killed. But nobody has to kill Diamond Cage to beat him, and even he seems to understand that to some degree. That much has proven to be indisputable. Yet it's his useless rambles of this being the only competitor that's authentic and is the only one who gives this company credibility, or of being an indestructible machine that is willing to end careers if need be, or my personal favorite being that he's fully committed to this one match; as he put it "balls deep". All words with that holds no substance to it nowadays, hidden hypotheticals in most everything he is declaring as nothing short of the truth. You see, if the rest of crop in this chamber as well as everyone else you encounter nowadays are as you termed "phonies", then what does that say about someone like you that just comes and goes from this company when the going gets too tough while the said termed "phonies" are still here constantly raising the bar, earning their spot from day one? If Diamond Cage were an indestructible machine, then he wouldn't so defeatable as he's proven to be. Build him a 30 foot high chamber made of chain and steel, and give him a barbed wire bat, and suddenly he's supposed to be this indestructible force? But he also realizes at the same time that victory is not a certainty by any stretch, and that part is the reality. That's the only thing that is certain. If you were committed to being EAW Champion, then you'll except the defeat that's going to be handed to you this weekend, and you will press on and make the most of each opportunity presented to you, because deep down I think even you yourself don't put much merit in the words that are coming out right now. Right now you are yearning for something that was taken from you so long ago, and to you nobody else has a rightful claim at the moment when really it's the other way around I'm afraid. The things you feel entitled to in this company through your time in service? They were taken from you, and will continue to be because you've proven to be unfit for the position you are in to hold on to those things. You've proven to be quite vulnerable when you leave yourself open to attack, and while you may be that thoughtless rusher that doesn't mind how much of a beating he has to administer to an opponent or he himself has to take before he either finds victory or succumbs in defeat. Where in all of your rambles is anyone supposed to take you as a serious threat to walk away with anything; your career, much less the title without seeing it all as purely hypothetical? What I have seen, and what I know I will see this weekend standing before me is a desperate man that lives off his reputation because he has nothing else to show for in a company that's advanced on and made new stars in his absence. But that's the power of the gold. It makes one crazed like Diamond Cage to do and say anything just to obtain it.

But that's why you will walk away with nothing in the end.

It's very much the same with them all. They all are driven by greed, lusting after gold, but forgetful and unmindful of the future suffering they will have forced upon them by their own hands. Their worlds destined to collapse on top of them when someone else walks away with what they believed wholeheartedly was meant for them from the very beginning. Defeated through means of their own obsessions. Deceived by unrealized glory built up through their own falsehood of lies they ensured would all come to be. 

That's why they will all fall, bringing this chapter to a close.

Then a new story will begin.
TLA
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 1:16 am by TLA
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"UNDER PRESSURE"

The camera cuts to TLA in the gym pumpin’ iron as the snow falls outside in the cold Minnesota weather. A snow mobile drives past as it sprays snow up at the window of the gym. TLA wipes the sweat from his brow with his latest “Sexual Panther” t-shirt available now on EAWShop.com.

TLA: Orale amigos… here we are once again and it may be cold as fuck outside but you best believe that it is hot as fuck up in here! We goin’ all out up in here throwin’ down and workin’ out each and every muscle in my body. Gotta be in that best shape on my life got that diet on lock and got that hustle on lock. Gonna lock down that World Heavyweight Championship next too. Cuz we rollin’ all down the Road to Redemption and you got yo boi rollin’ down that road in he lowrider. We bouncin’ like real ones do and I’m fixin’ to start bouncin’ off the best Voltage got to offer straight off that road. Grabbin’ me some of that redemption and reminding the whole damn world that TLA ain’t one to fuck with. Most of the world knows this. Most of the roster knows this. Pero the vatos in this match don’t know this. Cuz they are ones not to fuck with too. But yo boi TLA he be fuckin’ with them anyway cuz that how he do. He straight wildin’ on these motherfuckers ‘bout to style on them in that ring. Shit ain’t wise my haters gonn’ say. Gonna hear a lot of hate this week. My homies best be ready. Shit’s gonna be an onslaught. We got five other hungry ass motherfuckers who want to tear yo boi apart. They want that World Heavyweight Championship by any means necessary. They salty as fuck that TLA be gettin’ that third title shot this year when they ain’t even got one. Or they salty they had to defend that championship against ya boi three times in one year and I still ain’t gone away. We gonna hear all the shit we been hearin’ all this time and then some cuz we got some new hombres to play with. I ain’t scurred tho and none of y’all out there should be neither. TLArmy stronger than it’s ever been. They can bring up every loss, every mistake, every dumb ass thing that I ever said and we gonna withstand that shit. Cuz no matter what they say, no matter the odds against yo boi in that ring imma still be cruisin’ down that road, hoppin’ in that ring and when that pod holdin’ TLA bust open… you best believe imma be bustin’ open some heads.

Just like ya boi started off doin’ this week on Voltage.

TLA: Kickin’ off that show hard as fuck as TLA took on that psycho Aussie Keelan Cetinich. Actually he ain’t really that psycho compared to some of the motherfuckers ‘round here but that skill he showin’ up in that ring be legit cray. Ya boi be runnin’ that mouth sometimes they let me do commentary and maybe that pisses some people off. Ain’t got no shame about it. When I be talkin’ to Keelan this week tho we done had that mutual respeck n shit and that showed when we stepped in the ring. We threw down and we gave that shit our all and stole the motherfuckin’ show. Ain’t nobody could follow that. Ain’t nobody could even try cuz we shinin’ like motherfuckin’ stars in that ring. Got that crowd pumpin’ and that same crowd comin’ with ya boi into Road to Redemption. Y’all thought we been loud before. Y’all thought we made a ruckus before! We gonna blow out all yo eardrums with this one vatos! We bout to make some motherfuckin’ noize up in this bitch. Choose yo sides. You wanna cheer for TLA you best cheer yo fuckin’ culo off. You wanna cheer someone else? You wanna boo the fuck outta TLA? You best be ready to be at the very top of yo hatin’ game cuz we straight up survived every damn thing thrown at us before.

I still standin’ and still doin’ the shit I was born to do. 

TLA: In that ring up against Keelan Cetinich I take nothin’ away from the homie. I take nothin’ away from none of my opponents. Jamie himself credits Keelan with being his greatest challenge, and whether you believe him or not you gotta respect the words the champ be spittin'. If he showin' respect to Keelan then you best believe that Keelan the real deal. Keelan straight up told me that he doesn't think I can beat Jamie. Now I could bitch and rage over that statement and make excuses why that just ain't true! But you ain't wrong to believe that Keelan. I ain't shown anyone otherwise least of all myself. Which is why I absolutely do got the most to prove in this match. I intend to prove it not hide from it. That ain’t my style. I keeps it real. I tells them how it is. Like how I be tellin' the whole world that Keelan brought that fight! At times it looked like homie had the match won. At times shit seemed grim for La Pantera Sexual! Pero I be fightin’ thru that shit just like I been fightin’ every damn day of mi vida. I pulled that W out tho holmes. Y’all can question the tactics. Y’all can question how shit went down. It ain’t how yo boi woulda had that shit end. Luckily we got another chance to make this shit right. Prove just who the better man is. Cuz I ain’t satisfied with our match on Voltage. Maybe you would have won that match if Carlos Rosso ain’t come down to the ring. Maybe you would have. We ain’t never gonna know for sure now cuz of them slitherin’ sneks who be fuckin’ up that goat shit we had been throwin’ down in that ring. Nah they just askin’ for an even bigger beatdown from the both of us when we all up in that ring. I know Keelan must be pissed off cuz I’m pissed off and I won the damn match. Don’t get me wrong I’ll take them Ws anyway I can get ‘em but yo when I get them Ws I like to earn the fuck outta them. Leave zero questions. I’m one of them fans who ain’t happy with a count-out or a disqualification or a cheap win. Nah I like to see the better man win and I know that these fans do too which is why no matter what happens at Road to Redemption I fully intend on steppin’ in that ring against Keelan Cetinich one on one again someday and we can settle this shit.

Ideally we gonna settle that shit with one of us putting that World Heavyweight Championship on the line, but like I said before... you want me to move out the way... you gonna have to move me yo self!

TLA: As for them dos pendejos who interfered in my match this week y’all only tasted a small sample of the payback I be lookin’ to get on y’all. Carlos Rosso and Lars Grier y’all tried to jump me after my match but I proved that y’all just couldn’t touch none of this! Tossin’ both y’all culos out the ring and showin’ errybody in that arena just who’s yard this really is! See y’all can team up if you want. Y’all can create them alliances. Work together to eliminate TLA from this match if y’all think you can’t do it alone. But you best be sure that yo co-conspirator really got yo back cuz if yo plan is faulty you gonna fail in that shit just as badly as you did this time! See there was a lot of confusion and as far as I could tell y’all wanted to rip each other’s throats apart as much as y’all wanted to rip apart mine. Y’all best make sure you got that strategy on lock. Do shit solo, do shit together, you best do it right or TLA gonna make sure yo night end up very very wrong.

Y’all gonna be lookin’ more beatin’ and bloodied up than Keelan did after our match!

TLA: And speakin’ of these sneks Lars Grier made he grand return to his hometown this week! Homie had that stadium poppin’ just like I knew he would! Just like errybody expected cuz if nothin’ else he got that luv from he peeps. But even more than that just like I said a couple of weeks ago that he be earnin’ that respect from these people. What he does with that respect is all up to him. Ignore it. Embrace it. Hate it. That ain’t my call but from what I’ve seen this dawg be more motivated than I’ve ever seen him before. He took a couple of hard Ls to Jamie then to me but he ain’t ‘bout to let that shit stop him. Nah he comin’ right up at us and takin’ them shots. Respect due. Lars stepped out in front of he own gang and he told the world he life story. Let the whole world know exactly what makes Lars Grier tick. Shit was passionate, shit was all motivational, got them tears rollin’ from the homies. Check it tho I ain’t makin’ fun of you too much cuz you was bein’ real. But y’all refused to shake my hand a couple of weeks ago after our match. That tells me a lotta things but one thing sticks out. Behind the speeches, and the nicknames, and the facepaint is a man who got a beef. Who refuses to accept defeat who be comin’ after TLA as long as I breathe to redeem that shit. You ain’t finished yet and you ain’t ready to show La Pantera Sexual no respect. So I ain’t owin’ you none either. You gonna get all you asked for in this match and more and when that shit is done and I fuck you up again don’t expect another chance to shake mah sexy ass hand again. Cuz y’all missed yo shot holmes. But yo dawg I gotta tell you that shit you pulled with Jamie and the skybox homie…

That shit was mad wildin’ carnal!

TLA: Who else we got! Oh right Carlos Rosso the other hombre who got all involved up in my shit. The veteran who been around fuckin’ forever. He middle aged and fuckin’ loco and maybe he truly has lost his mind. Just randomly coming to the ring to interfere in matches that don’t involve him. Maybe I should thank you old man for handing me that W. Gracias amigo. You was a real help. I got a lot of cash off that win pickin’ up a big W against Keelan and that shit is all thanks to you! Or half thanks to you let’s not count out Lars’ role in that shit! Gotta give ‘em that participation trophy. For real tho Carlos, we have known each other a long ass time, we been around the world together in various companies n shit. We well experienced seasoned motherfuckers up in this game. But in all that time our paths ain’t really never crossed. We had them minor encounters in the past but ain’t much worth bringing up. So you can imagine my excitement that I be gettin’ this chance to work with an EAW legend like yo self. I may not know yo ass too well but when you gettin’ involved with my matches I know at least one thing. You lookin’ for a fight. When it comes to TLA all you gotta do is ask. We gonna throw hands. You lost to Amadeus in that title match this week but you got another title that you gotta focus on now. Can’t be focusin’ on that past shit gotta go for that future shit. Which is why these fans ain’t givin’ no fucks ‘bout yo old ass! Nah nah for real you been around forever, you got that respect, these fans hate you cuz you an asshole but that a common problem ‘round here. You ain’t never won the big one tho and that’s why you still around. I ain’t neither dawg don’t get me wrong I ain’t judgin’ cuz this yo shot. This my shot too. This all our shots cuz ain’t nobody in this match won the big one but the champ and we all gunnin’ for that motherfucker. Who gonna take him down?

Will it be you?

TLA: Or will it be the man who defeated you this week! Amadeus! Prolly the man that I know the least about. What I do know about you is that you are a man who gives zero fucks. You will disrespect the fuck outta anyone even authority. Shit’s badass as fuck. You goin’ hard against the white man and I can most definitely relate to that shit. What’s more that I know about you is that you are the Interwire Champion! I used to be the Interwire Champion back in the good old days. I was a fucking awesome Interwire Champion too. Y’all can’t tell me otherwise. It was a simpler time. It was a better time. Back in my day the Interwire Championship was treated with respect! These young kids these days and their Nightmares n shit tryin’ to be all dark and edgy n shit just ain’t got no respect for us old timers! Amirite Carlos? Imma have to take Amadeus out behind the woodshed and show him what my papi used to do to me back during the Great Depression. We didn’t have those fancy ass smartphones and that hip hop music back then. Our entire culture was based on respect! For real tho homie you like the only man in this match I ain’t got no beef or real history with. Imma look forward to steppin’ in the ring with a champion who ain’t Jamie O’Hara for once and puttin’ yo ass to the test.

Find out for myself just why you got that gold over yo shoulder.

TLA: Speakin’ of Jamie this is what my third or fourth match with him now? Maybe fifth? I really don’t know and don’t give a fuck to figure it out. All I know is that we old pals by now. We been in that ring together time after time after time. Shit ends one way or another every single time with yo boi gettin’ he ass handed to me. Let’s get that shit out there right from the go. I ain’t hidin’ it. Shit’s common knowledge anyway. Jamie O’Hara has proven that he is the most dominant wrestler in EAW. Not just on Voltage, but in the entire damn company. This the best company in the world so that shit makes Jamie the best wrestler in the world. At least until someone takes him down. Some people might think that I don’t deserve another title shot. Jamie has already beaten me before multiple times, and despite the controversy of how our match ended last time, Kenny Drake could be forgiven if he called yo boi up and said yo TLA… that was yo last chance. Time to let some new talent thru to get that opportunity. In fact, if this was a one on one match, that’s prolly the case, but since they needed five slots to fill this shit out they called up TLA and they know that I can put on a good show win or lose. But for me personally, after the way our last match ended Jamie I just gots to know for sure one more time. Cuz just like my match with Keelan this week, I don’t feel like we got a definitive answer the last time we stepped in that ring. Which is exactly why this chamber match is so great. There are no rules, no ways to cheat, no excuses. The winner will leave this chamber undisputed as the World Heavyweight Champion and leave all his opponents lying with no questions in their mind as to who the better man was on that night. Jamie you say that I ain’t the one to end yo reign. TLA just ain’t the one to knock you down off yo pedestal the way Lars Grier knocked you outta that skybox on Voltage. That despite what millions of people believe and what millions of people want that TLA just ain’t good enough. And after all these matches, and all these losses I’ve taken to you what choice do I got but to admit the facts?

You are just as good as you say you are, and up until now I haven’t been good enough to beat you.

TLA: At Road to Redemption we will find out if I still ain’t good enough. I ain’t sat around bitching and moaning like you think neither. Nah holmes every time you have put me down I have gotten back up and I ain’t got a clue what sort of “woe is me” narrative you think I’m constructing cuz I been checkin’ my ego in at every turn and singin’ yo praises since day one. Yeah maybe I be a little cocky sometimes, maybe I be a little overconfident sometimes, and think I can accomplish shit that later turns into a failure but that’s only cuz I believe in myself and I am going out to that ring each and every night looking to do my absolute best, put on a show, and bring home that win for the TLArmy. But I be repeating myself don’t I? This is the same old shit that I’ve been saying to you for months. How much I respect yo talent. How I acknowledge yo success. How I acknowledge the losses you’ve handed to me in the past. But at the same time throwin’ it back up in yo face that I ain’t backin’ down. I may have zero credibility against you. The odds definitely ain’t in my favor. I got millions of people chanting my name and begging me to end yo title reign but even if none of them actually think I got the chance to beat you that ain’t gonna stop me from trying. Cuz that is something that I owe not only to these fans, not only to this business, but to you also Jamie. I may not be as good as I think I am, but I am good enough to bring that fight to you one more time. Even if it’s the last time. Even if you end my career. Even if you destroy me so bad that Kenny Drake laughs at the idea of giving me another title shot.

Imma step to you motherfucker.

TLA: I can believe I’m awesome. I can believe I’m the best. I can even believe I’m better than Jamie O’Hara. But I still gotta prove it or it don’t mean shit. When I look at Ground Zero I don’t see an excuse, but I see unfinished business. Jamie you had already beaten me definitively twice before that match and you really had nothing left to prove, but somehow I clawed my way back up into yo line of fire ready to take more shots from you. For me that match ain’t ended nearly as definitively as the ones we had in the past. Maybe I am just a desperate loser holdin’ onto that one shred of light that maybe that match could have gone another way if Cam had called that shit down the middle. But I am eager to find out. If you prove once again that you the better man and put me down then I got my answers. If I do the same to you I got my answers. But if shit don’t go my way don’t expect that to be the end of me. I ain’t quit the first time you beat me, or the second, or the third… so what makes you think a fourth will be any different? Nah I’ve proven that I can survive even the most crushing defeats. When shit seems it’s darkest and it seems like the only logical thing to do is quit and give up, that’s when I have to start remembering my own beliefs, my own morals.

That’s when I gots to remember that I fuckin’ love doin’ what I do.

TLA: I have made it a point to earn absolutely everything that I’ve gotten in this business. No shortcuts. No kissing ass. Fuck the politics, I settle my shit on this microphone and in that ring. Y’all can feel free to think I ain’t. Think that I’m just some company poster boy who is being handed opportunity after opportunity to sell merchandise and make little kids happy. Shit’s strange. When I’m a disrespectful asshole to management like Sebastian Monroe I get called out for bitchin’ and actin’ like the whole world be against me. When I’m nice to a guy like Kenny Drake who been nothin’ but chill with me, I get accused of suckin’ dick for them opportunities. See what you want. Believe what you want. Cuz when shit is settled in that ring, when I capture that championship you ain’t gonna have no excuses to hide behind. You ain’t gonna get to say I beat you cuz I was too entitled. You ain’t gonna get to say that I beat you cuz I supposedly had a whinge day in and day out. You ain’t gonna get to say that I beat you cuz I got the whole fuckin’ world wantin’ to see that shit go down. You gonna have no choice but to admit that I beat you simply cuz I…

Beast stronger. Feast longer.

The wind picks up blowing the snow against the window so nothing can be seen but whiteness outside as TLA continues to work out in the gym.
ThePizzaBoy
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 1:01 am by ThePizzaBoy
Road To Redemption Promo 1: Divine Intervention Pt 2 - Ashes To Ashes

The camera opens on the smoldering remains of Bo and Tye's Pizzeria.  Not much is left outside of a charredindustrial oven, a sink held up flimsily by it's own pipe like a flower breaching soil, and a small patch of scorched linoleum and plaster where the corner of a room used to stand.  Sitting in that corner covered in soot, with his head resting against the remnant of the wall sprawls Pizza Boy with his head facing the heavens and his eyes following the smoke as it dissipates into the beautiful mid-morning sky.

PB: Things aren't going so great right now for me.  I hate to be Captain Obvious, but yeah...Nobody was hurt.  Bo, Tye, and Angelhair left dumb ass Daryl to his own devices and he started a grease fire with a fryer.  Hnh...I've been gone so long that I didn't even know we had one.  Bo said they got it a year ago, but I didn't notice it.

PB picks up a charred fryer basket out of the rubble, examines it, gives a half shrug, and tosses it over his shoulder.

PB: I do now.  It's funny how the neglected things of this world tend to be the most dangerous.  Especially when you drop them in confined spaces surrounded by giant industrial monstrosities that weigh more and stand taller.  Maybe it's the pressure of wanting to perform up to expectations, or worry over the constant measuring stick that they have to live up to.  Maybe it's just the fact that they feel like they have to be better than everyone else that ultimately makes them keel over, unchecked and lacking in maintenance/   They go until they're left with the only options being thrown to the side or burning everything to the ground.  I've been in this match before.  I came out of it on top and I set the entire thing to blazes in the process.  This isn't my first chamber, and it wont be my first chamber victory where the Answers World Championship is on the line.  I've been thrown to the lions countless times.  I've survived this, Red Wallz, and every challenger that Dynasty has seen fit to throw in my path.  I've left them in my wake, and I've put them down over and over again.  It's getting to the point that I think that maybe the front office sees my title reign as a problem because I keep turning away these million dollar talents with their tails between their legs and it's simply not supposed to be that way, right? I mean I'm the transitional champ.  I'm the guy you cash in on just so someone else can cash out with the belt without hurting a 'real' star.  It's not turning out that way though is it? I've grown wise to the mind games.  I've lain waiting in traps set for me and pulled others in my place.  I've drug men out of their dark and hallowed grounds and shown them the light, and I've yanked the angels from the heavens and made them feel the gravity of the ground beneath their bodies.  They've even got so desperate as to give ol' Hurricane Hawk a ring to get his spot in for the year.  I wouldn't talk trash on  the man if it weren't for the fact that he retired a man and then threaten there was more  carnage to come.  It's clear to me that all civility and allegiance is out the window.  History is history, yesterday's nothing more than an anchor in the cinder that drags you into the blue eye of a dying flame.  Besides, it's not like the championship committee's filled with history buffs: Isn't that right Nas?

Pizza Boy kicks some rubble in front of him and digs his hand in his pocket.  He pulls out a fresh pack of smokes, tears off the cellophane, and taps the pack on the heel of his hand

PB: I've put you away, what? two? three times in the past two months?  I think I even beat you in a qualifier for this match.  I've proven you're a heretic that speaks blasphemy, but apparently part of your sermon is the gospel truth.

Pizza Boy opens the pack with his thumb and pops a cigarette out.  He purses it in his lips and looks up toward the sky once more as he tilts his head like a curious puppy and points upward.

PB: Someone up there does seem to like you.  Maybe it's because you're more predictable than I am, or maybe it's because you don't ask so many questions about what's going on around you.  You just take this reality as your own personal gift, as you should.  I mean, someone gift wrapped you another title shot after all.  If I had half the opportunities you're presented I'd probably believe the hand of God reached down and touched me as well, but the truth is that the someone 'up there' that likes you isn't some divine being.  The someone 'up there' is a suit and tie that looks at you and says "Here's a guy who'll sell out for us! Here's a man who wont paint on our advertiser's logo in an act of defiance! Here's a guy who'll sit down, shut up, and do what we ask of him."  The funniest part of it all to me is that they really don't want that.  I know this for a fact because I'm that.  I'm not some malcontent who gets his jollies off spitting in the face of authority.  I welcome every challenge, every incoming talent with something to prove against the champ, every male, female, or other on the EAW roster who wants to try and take this crown away from me and prove they can wear it and hold their head up high under it's weight.  I gladly welcome the day someone justly takes this belt from around my waist Nas, because it means that this company has a future that's more stable than a delivery boy with an identity crisis due to a mixture of Stockholm Syndrome, umpteen concussions and a building fire.  I'll shake that person's hand, I'll look them in the eye, and I'll proclaim them the rightful winner as I raise their hand above my head.  I don't know who it'll be.  I have my suspicions, but I don't know for certain.  They might even be in a pod staring across the ring from me as that clock counts down to the buzzer, but one thing's crystal clear to me at this point Nasir: That person wont be you.

Pizza Boy begins patting himself down in search of a lighter.  He feels around the rubble around him, before spotting an amber glow within the building's seared remains.  He lifts up a nearly coal black menu and pullss it's barely glowing edge up to the cigarette pursed in his lips.  After a moment the cigarette ignites and he shakes the menu to rid it of it's remaining spark of flame as he puffs on his cigarette, letting out a pink lunged hack while doing so.

PB: I've beaten everyone in this match already.  I killed the Monroe hype train before it even left the station.  I think I beat Scott Diamond during his brutal Hardcore run, and may have put that glimmer of doubt in his head that lead to his downfall.  I'm pretty sure I've even beaten Jacob Senn early on in my Dynasty run on top.  That doesn't mean any of these men are incapable on any given night to give me the fight of my life though.  Oasis spent the first half of the 2010's making a legacy out of playing glass ceiling to the likes of myself and Jamie O'Hara.  Senn and Diamond's pedigrees speak for themselves, but I feel like I have the edge in this match because for once I'm not the desperate dog in the fight.  For once I'm not the one trying to impress the higher ups with a match of the night in hopes that if I lose that I'll remain in the title picture for my effort.  I'm not the one with a salty chip on my shoulder digging into a fresh wound.  No, I'm the man coming in on top.  I'm the man whose beaten each and every competitor in this match, except Half-Time Hawk, and continued to reign supreme in the face of a growing and hungry division.  I don't have much left when it comes to an identity.  I'm an unemployed twenty something whose only held down one job and is currently sitting in the ashes of that one minimum wage service industry gig.  I'm not even technically a pizza boy anymore fellas.  Do you know what that means? That means that the only identity I have left will be coming down the aisle with me, wrapped around my waist, with my name engraved into it's face so that no one ever forgets who that championship represents, or more importantly, who represents that championship.  It's the only name I'll answer to.  I'm not Andrew, I'm not Andy, I'm not PB, and I'm not Pizza Boy: I am your EAW Answers World Champion. I don't plan on giving up that last piece of me in a match I know I can win.  No destiny, no braveheart, no monster, or force of nature, or even a some dude named Jacob can keep me from being everything Dynasty needs me to be.

Pizza Boy pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and looks around for a place to snuff out the butt.  As he sadly realizes it doesn't matter where he extinguishes the cigarette in his former home and workplace, Fertility Lynch prances into frame in a pair of stiletto high heels, studies the pitiful man before her, and slaps the cigarette out of his hand and yanks him to his feet.

PB: So what's going on? Are they going to rebuild? I'll pay for it if they need help.

Fertility Lynch: It's not that simple Andrew.  There are building codes and insurance agents to deal with, and nobody can seem to get in touch with Daryl to get his side of the story so things are kind of suspect.  It could be a year before we get this place up and running.  There's just too much red tape.  Bo and Tye are considering other options.

PB: Wait, what do you mean other options?

Fertility Lynch: Well, they have this idea of moving to Vermont and getting married legally, maybe settle into an early retirement and raise the little shit machine.

PB: Wow.  I mean, they've talked about it for years but it's always seemed like a joke or a pipe dream.  Never thought they'd actually do it.  Do they have that kind of money?

Fertility Lynch: From what they pulled in with you being associated with the pizza shop, along with whatever they get initially from insurance, they should be able to pull off a meager living.

PB: That's not enough.  Call them and tell them I'll pitch in.  I don't know? maybe send them a check every month or so.

Fertility Lynch: That's extremely selfless of you.  Gross. 

PB: It's not like things slow down long enough for me to use my money on anything other than hospital bills and hotel rooms.  Might as well put it to good use and set the kid up for a good school and a decent college down the road.

Fertility Lynch: You seem strangely at peace with all of this. You're OK with them moving away? They seemed kind of worried about breaking the news.  They even slipped me a twenty to do it for them.

PB: Of course I'm not OK with it, but this isn't about me.  Bo's called me out on being a selfish jerk on multiple occasions. This is my chance to bury some old hatchets.

Fertility Lynch: I mean, if you want to bury a hatchet or two, I know a nice crater in the earth where a pizza shop used to be.

PB:...

Fertility Lynch: What? Too soon?

PB: We're literally standing in the smoldering remains of of my young adult life. 

Fertility Lynch: Again, gross.

PB: I'm just sayin', give it a week and at least a couple of blocks before you start cracking wise.

Fertility Lynch: OK sorry Mr. Sensitive...Anything I can do for you?

PB: Not unless I can pay you to track down and kill Daryl for me.

PB jumps as Lynch, without warning, glomps onto him with a hug.  He stands stunned and staring ahead frozen, like someone waiting for the knife to enter the back.  Fertility releases the hug and stares into Pizza Boy's eyes with a paradoxical gaze that could be the stare of unconditional love or the playful leer of a predator toying with it's prey.  She licks her hand and slicks back his hair, then licks her index fingers and straightens his eyebrows.  She reaches her arms around his neck as he still stands motionless and bolt upright as she goes in for the kiss, pauses, and gives him a peck on the nose.  She pulls away and boops him in the forehead with her finger as she turns away and her expression turns back to dismissive cynicism.

Fertility Lynch: You couldn't afford me, minimum wage boy.  Not unless this fire miraculously passes for an 'act of god' and Bo or Tye give you a cut.

PB: Please! Have you seen my paycheck?

Lynch looks back over her shoulder at Pizza Boy.  She measures him up from his in seam to his nose.  She cracks a coy smile and gives him a wink.

Fertility Lynch: I have, and it's just not big enough.  Catch ya later cheese and 'maters.

Lynch floats off toward her car, where she sits on the driver's side door and lets herself slide backward into the  seat while Pizza Boy looks on and feels inadequate in more ways than his young mind can process.  With her legs still hanging over the window, Lynch presses down on the gas with one hand and turns the ignition with another, before swinging all the way into the car one leg at a time and speeding off.  PB remains frozen, red in the face, and dumbfounded as the dust settles in the air.

PB: Well that was a bit over-sexualized, don't you think?  The hell was that all about?

The camera cuts to Lynch in the car. She speeds down the highway and reapplies her lipstick in her rearview as a banging emits from behind the backseat.  Lynch sighs as the armrest in the back center console comes flying down, revealing the gagged and horrified face of Daryl poking his head through as his nostrils flair in search of fresh air.

Fertility Lynch: Jesus! Calm down.  I had to kiss the kid back there to distract from the racket you were making. I should charge you for that.

Daryl: MMPH!

Fertility Lynch: Quiet.  You and I are going to have a little talk about who really burned down Bo & Tye's Pizzeria.

To Be Continued....
Keelan
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 24th 2017, 12:56 am by Keelan
From the early stages of one’s career, people must know that failure is not disgraceful. It is not discreditable, nor is it dishonourable. Failure is merely a swing and a miss, and when you miss you need to be ready for the next pitch. The next swing might be something heard from a small crowd around you, or it might just be something that is heard around the world. Here I am; yet another opportunity I face and am ready for the task at hand. It has been quite a while since I have found myself with an opportunity this severe, but this is my biggest shot yet. This is the first time in my EAW career that I will be challenging for one of the company’s most prestigious championships. What a time. Failures happen for the common man. Not a single person has walked this earth and has found success in everything they have jumped into. Greatness takes time. Greatness takes patience. Greatness takes hard work. In order to become one of the greats you cannot just sit and wish for it to happen. Fuck no, you must live to the adaptations you make in order for that trademark to become a reality. My road to greatness has taken its fair share of time, patience and hard work but it’s finally paying off. After teaching myself to change and transform into a much more elite version of myself, here I stand a contender to the greatest prize on Sunday Night Voltage. With failures come a learning curve, and with every unfortunate defeat I have faced I have learned to overcome and rebuild from the mistakes. Yes, we all fail, but the only guarantee from permanent failure is to stop trying, and for the love of fuck, I will

NEVER.

FUCKING.

EVER.

Stop trying. Because what faces me in just a short amount of days is the ability to shock the world, and this is where I strive. I am walking into arguably one of the biggest matches of my entire career - an Extreme Elimination Chamber match - and you all can bet your asses that I am going to use this structure to my advantage. It’s time to get deadly, for The Killer is arriving.

It’s only fair we talk about each individual in this upcoming match, and despite the fact I have nothing to prove against most of them, I will still talk about them all anyway because I know they all have some ammo ready for me. Unfortunately for the ones I have defeated in the past, they’ll just be blanks. The only people that are worth the showcase of my true, elite abilities in this match is the champion himself and TLA. All I need to do is everything I have done in the past that helped me defeat everybody else in this match. From Amadeus, to Lars Grier, to Carlos Rosso. With TLA, perhaps things would have looked a little different without that outside inteference on Voltage, and for Jamie, well he even said it himself. I have been his toughest challenge out of EVERYONE in this entire match. If that doesn’t prove my worth then I don’t know what else to tell you. If he - the actual champion - is willing to admit it, then everybody else should be admitting it as well. Everybody else should be fearing what I am capable of, because it is going to get a whole lot more dire inside that chamber. I am going to make everyone feel like the walls to this structure are closing in on themselves, and the roof is going to start caving. Claustrophobia is going to start to kick in, and when you all begin to start sweating from the forehead, I am going to be standing behind each and every single one of you, weapon at the ready just waiting to strike. Jamie O’Hara says he wants to be proven wrong and he wants to be the second best, and perhaps I am the one to give him exactly what he wants. Perhaps I am the one to dethrone the king, and end this self-proclaimed god’s religion of 0 followers. We want to talk about destiny? While destiny is something I think is real, my destiny isn’t defeating Jamie O’Hara. No, that is my guarantee.

Well, what do you know? My plan seemed to have work in the end on Jamie. Let’s jump back a little bit. I asked him a couple of weeks ago to bring me his very best on Voltage and I would do the same in our match that night, and while the two of us did put on one HELL of a fight, I had a feeling throughout it that Jamie was not at his very best. I could feel it… I could tell that this wasn’t the same man I have been watching hours upon hours of footage on. Well Jamie, I think now is as good a time as any to admit it, because that was not me at my very best either. Perhaps you knew that as well. Perhaps you did the exact same thing I did and noticed it during our singles affair that it wasn’t the same Keelan Cetinich that fought tooth and nail in insanely big matches for my EAW career such as Cash in the Vault, or even my match against Kenny Drake. If you would like an example of how far I am willing to dig down deep just to overcome insurmountable odds, then look no further than that match I had with Kenny on Voltage. That 3 Stages of Hell match is the PERFECT example of how one can overcome near impossible odds. That match, in where I had a busted knee, a face bloodied into a crimson mask, received a beat down from hundreds of members of Wolvesden, an unfortunate and very painful fall off of a twenty-foot ladder through the announce table, and all of that STILL didn’t stop me from winning in the end. That is the type of guy you should expect to see this weekend in that chamber match; a man who is willing to go beyond what he is capable of to bring home what it is he’s been desiring since his debut. So yes, I too apologize as well for my lies and untruths, but I felt it was necessary, because now all you have to go off is what you experienced in the ring with me two weeks ago. I know I’m no Jacob Senn or Xavier Williams to you, but you better start thinking that I am as good as those guys are you cunt. You can watch as much footage on me as you want, but it is not going to matter, because I am an unpredictable individual who is poised on the art of improvisation. You can try and expect the unexpected but you will not prevail. I know I need to find more within myself Jamie, and I do not need anybody to tell me that. And against a man of your hall of fame worthy resume, I am going to need to find the golden ticket and an opening to keep your shoulders down on the mat longer than a three count whilst I hold you down there with force. So yes, what you did see and feel in our match was close but not enough. What you’re going to see and feel at Road to Redemption, however, will surprise you, and if me taking that championship from your grasp excites you, then your feelings shall remain the same because that is exactly how you are going to be reacting. Everything you just said will not change because it will be my duty to end your very impressive reign.

Now onto TLA - a man who defeated me this past Sunday off some outside interference bullshit, and yet you STILL have more to prove than I do. TLA I consider you a good friend, and I always hate to bring down my friends, but in a match of this calibre, I feel like I absolutely must do this. I’m sure you can understand. TLA, you need to hear what I got to say, because in the grand scheme of things, in order for me to become the champion, you are a man I must defeat as well. It has been proven time and time again that you are just not ready for prime time. As talented as you are, you just cannot overcome Jamie O’Hara, and you know what that is fine. You should think it’s fine. We all have those one or two individuals that we just cannot find a way to defeat, and unfortunately enough for you TLA, that is Jamie. It must be very difficult for the champion because wherever he goes, TLA is there following like a rapist in the night. What can you do that you haven’t tried to do before, TLA? Hell, you’ve had one on one matches with the man WITH the belt on the line and you couldn’t win, so what in the absolute hell makes you think you can defeat FIVE other men for the exact same prize? We are all here, TLA, and we are all hungry. We are all sitting at the table while Jamie sits at the end with the world heavyweight championship on a silver fucking platter. We’re all waiting and ready to feast, while TLA you want to continue to come back for seconds, because you are unable to save room for that main course because you keep eating the starters. First was Dynasty, then it was Burning Desire, and then it was Ground Zero. Next? It’s Road to Redemption. TLA I love your mentality and will to win, but it just will not get you over the line against Jamie in the end, and that is the harsh reality my friend. TLA, it is time for you to step aside, and let somebody else shine in your place… someone like me, a man who has given Jamie the toughest time out of all the challengers he will face this weekend. There’s some food for thought for ya, pal.

And as for the other three? Well, what do I need to say exactly that has not already been said on countless occasions? The three of them are going to try their hardest to get into my head this week, but I am just going to brush off everything they have to say. Their words will just be white noise to me, because my sole focus this week will be on the champion himself. And you wanna know why this is the case? Because I have overcome and defeated the rest of them with ease. I really do not feel the need to say it again, but I will just in case people do not know or they need a reminder. Lars Grier, defeated. Kicked his ass on the first Voltage of season 11 only a couple of weeks after Pain For Pride X. I got revenge on after he speared my missus a couple of weeks prior. Again, as a reminder, the only reason he is in this match is BECAUSE OF ME, and the fact that I allowed him to score the pinfall at Territorial Invasion proves just that. However, the man has gotten two big for his shoes, and feels like he is actually worth the position he is in right now, when not only has he not proven a damn thing since moving to Voltage, but nobody really even gives two shits about him. How unfortunate. Lars, everything you have tried to throw at me in the past has failed, and it will be no different inside the chamber this weekend. Amadeus, defeated. Kicked HIS ass on Voltage to actually qualify for this match, and yet he still managed to sneak his way in and I still can’t figure out why. Regardless it’s no matter, because I do not mind defeating him again. Him and Nightmare spoke such a big game, but in the end, I defeated them all and ended their faction just like I ended Wolvesden. Amadeus, I know you will try and deny that fact, because you can’t handle the truth and that is your biggest weakness. As well as this, I know you’re ready to try and speak a big game this week, but nobody except me knows he is fucking intimidated by my presence, and he is just going to get another brutal beating inside the chamber, and thus, another win over the EAW Interwire Champion. Shall I fail against Jamie, I hope to succeed against Amadeus in a future shot at his title? Carlos Rosso, defeated. Twice. How? Easy. He sucks. Lads, this match and this title shouldn’t be something worth fighting for. Unfortunately, it’s just not the right time for any of you. I’ve proven all I’ve needed to prove against you all. And without a shadow of the doubt, if I have to, I will prove it all over again. I won’t complain about that fact either, because I know that deep down you all see me as one of the biggest threats in this match. That excites me, really. It shows exactly how far I’ve come since starting out here in EAW, and if I’ve got every single one of you in this match thinking that I am a threat, then part of my work is done.

The other part is finishing the job. That will be no easy feat, but it will be a task I can handle.

How will I do this?

Well, just watch me.

THE KILLER HAS SPOKEN.
Ahren Fournier
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 11:18 pm by Ahren Fournier
(Ahren can be seen walking down the street shirtless.)

Ahren: Sup slut

(A woman turns around)

Woman: Excuse me?! How dare you call me that!

Ahren: I didn't call you anything actually, but I see what you think of yourself.. HA

(Ahren keeps walking.)

Ahren: I am so Trill, I should wear sunglasses to indicate how trill I am.. Fuck everyone I'm too dope right now.

(Ahren walks up this kid who's about 12 or 13, he's licking on some ice cream.)

Ahren: I bet you wish that ice cream was some pussy, huh?

12 year old kid: Excuse me sir?

Ahren: I know whats going through your mind, but don't do it, it'll only lead to problems down the road.

12 year old kid: Do what?

Ahren: Don't stick your dick in that ice cream, it has the adverse effect that sticking your dick in a vagina does.

12 year old kid: Um.. Thanks?

(Another 12 year old walks by, this time, it's a girl.)

12 year old girl: Hey Jason!

12 year old girl: Hi Sarah..

(Sarah keeps walking but Jason keeps his eye on her as she walks by.)

Ahren: Oh look at that, someone is quite excited by one Sarah..

Jason: She makes me feel funny.

Ahren: I get what you mean, you just wanna pin her down and fuck her in the face. Every guy feels that way eventually.

Jason: What do I do?

Ahren: Well this is getting to pedo territory so I will tell you to maybe talk to Eclipse Diemos, I think he can help you out.

Jason: Where is he?

Ahren: Jail hopefully, if not you'd probably safer not to talk to him... Just... Talk to your parents... AND I'M OUT.. FAIRY DUST!

(Ahren throws fairy dust and disappears into thin air... AKA he ran down the alleyway)

Ahren: I'm such a good person helping that kid out with his problems.. I think I toe'd the line perfectly. But I'll tell you what, Ahren Fournier is parched, I need some drank in me.

(Ahren keeps walking and he winds up at a lemonade stand.)

Ahren: Well kids weren't supposed to the theme of what was going on... But hey, I want lemonade.

Lemonade stand girl: That'll be 3 dollars please!

Ahren: 3 dollars?... 3 fucking dollars! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! 

Lemonade stand girl: Listen bitch, you're paying this price.. PLUS TIP, ok? 

Ahren: I'M PARCHED AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS MONEY?!! WHAT KIND OF TWO BIT BUSINESS ARE YOU RUNNING HERE! TRUMP SAID HE WAS GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING, INFLATION IS IN FULL EFFECT! TRYING TO SCAM ME? NOT IN MY TOWN.. 

(Ahren breaks the girls stand, and drinks most her lemonade.. He then gets on the broken stand and starts thrusting his hips to show his dominance in the hood, and of course pours all the rest of the lemonade all over his head. Giving himself a golden shower of sorts, he's into it.)

Ahren: YES! NOW IM NOT PARCHED IMMA BEAT SOME BITCHES UP!

(Ahren continue on, patrolling his streets. He walks, and starts talking about stuff.)

Ahren: I'm sticky, maybe I shouldn't have poured lemonade on myself. Naw totally worth it, bet it looked super trill. So hey I have a match this weekend against Darkane for the Hardcore Championship. What whirlwind of events that has transpired within this past week. It goes from a triple threat match with someone that didn't even deserve to be in this match joining us... Only to go right back to being the singles match that it should've been. So in a way I should thank Darkane for being a psychopath that can't control his emotions. Why did you do it Darkane? Was it for me? Because you knew it wasn't fair to good ole Ahren to have someone that didn't even belong in the match in the match? I appreciate it if that's the case, I mean what did that guy ever even do? Nothin, he was a nobody. But hey now with him out of the way you can now do what you were destined to do and take hold of the Sanitorium and become the leader! No.. You didn't do it for me Darkane, you did it for yourself. You knew that in a triple threat match you had a much lesser chance of actually retaining that title that you just gained. You took the bitch way out, and attacked Maero when he wasn't looking backstage so you didn't have to try as hard. By any means necessary I guess, but it looks bad on you. I know you probably thought you looked really tough standing out there with Maero's bloody mask.. And quite frankly I didn't even know he wore a mask... But I don't know, i didn't feel any sort of fear. I felt sorrow. Sorrow for that Hardcore Championship that has absolute floundered since it was relinquished from my possession. Now I don't place the blame on you whatsoever, you clearly haven't had anything to do with it. I actually am kind of rooting for you in this match as weird as it sounds. You see I am the greatest Hardcore Champion that has ever lived, and I want that title to hold the same meaning it did when i held it, because I am a fan of that title. It brought me to this other world of success, I had everything thrown to me, everything that I wanted I had. I thought it was catapult me to that next level, you know main events, and a world title match, seeing that I did so well as the champion and all. But nope! I'm still here wrestling for the same title. As a matter of fact you look down the list of people that have held that title since it's resurgence and you'll see only one of the holders of that title has actually gone on to win a world title. I guess EAW hold that title in such high esteem, certainly not to the levels that you and I hold it in. So yeah I'd like to have another crack at it. I want to bring that title back to the heights it was looked at while I held it. I'm selfish like that, and I know if you win this match it kind of helps the title out more than it would if I win, just because of the fact that a flip flop title like the Hardcore Championship doesn't really matter. 

I don't know what I'm even saying anymore to be honest. I'm kind of just tired of all this, I shouldn't be in this match, Ever since I got to Dynasty I've really just been taken for granted. I thought that being drafted to Dynasty was sweet release, and I was leaving the dead end that was Voltage. Come to find out, Dynasty is much worse than Voltage, because no matter what I do, no matter who I beat, I don't actually get what I deserve. I've been here, I've done this. I beat you already, I beat Scott Diamond in 5 seconds just last week. I won a House of Glass Gauntlet match against 7 or 8 other guys or whatever. But do I get a chance to even enter the Elimination Chamber match for the Answers World Title? Nope. Why would I? I just carried an entire brand. Was the best Hardcore Champion this company has ever seen. I revitalized a dead division, but that doesn't matter. I mean Darkane, even you had the chance to get into the Elimination Chamber... A chance that you lost by the way. Ahren Fournier doesn't lose much anymore, not that I ever did to be honest, but I want all of you to realize just what you have here. I'm not just eye candy for the world to see. I'm not just some magical man meat that you can rub up upon. I am the most talented wrestler to debut in 2016 and perhaps ever. Would you ever know that? Naw, because I don't ever get that next level chance. I'm relegated to win an opportunity that I've already shown that I deserve, not a match to show that I deserve to get to the next level. Seriously, I'm fucking sick of this shit, and let's just throw in some guy that never actually wrestles in this match, who hasn't done shit for months. A guy that I dominated for the early part of this year, yeah let's do that. I'm not going to make excuses and say something like I could've done x better, because I've been pretty dope my entire career. You know how many number one contender matches for the World Title I've had? None. You know how many World title matches I've had? None. But it's fine, we'll give the Hardcore Champion a shot to get into that just to see how weak of a champion he actually is. 

Darkane you haven't done anything to show that you actually deserve that title, and after your actions this past week on Dynasty? Why would anyone ever see you as a legitimate man ever? You had a chance to go up against more guys, to show that you actually deserve what you have, but you took the bitch way out. You beat Scott Diamond to get that title, that's nothing, as I proved just last week. I mean how long did it take you to beat him? 5 minutes? 20 minutes? 30 minutes? It was nothing like what I did, I delivered a message straight to everyone that Ahren is the real deal, and he always has been. I doubt you take me seriously Darkane, and really I don't care if you do. I've made my name off of people that consider me a joke. I'm not just a sexy beast of a human, and like I showed you before, you'll see that. I know it seems like I'm just bitching about shit right now, and well.. I am. Sometimes you have to let your words be heard and not just let things happen to you. This is an opportunity and I'm thankful for it, but while people have left, and come back only to handed shit they don't deserve. I've never left and yet I get passed over. For Scott Diamond, for Hurricane Hawk, for Jacob Senn, a whole bunch of guys that have already done all of it. I don't get it Darkane, but what I do know, once I take that title from you people will see it in a whole different light. The Hardcore Championship will become the most coveted title in all of EAW. I don't know if you ever watched Voltage when I was on it, but when I was the Hardcore Champion there, it was on par with the EAW Championship, I ran things. Now, after Zack Crash has held it, and Scott Diamond held it, and now you... It takes hit after hit, and just an after thought. I mean when I had it I was all about it, I wasn't given a chance at being put into a World Title match. And if I was, I'd still decline it because that wasn't my priority. You go on and you compete in a match like that and get embarrassed. You make that title look like the lesser title that people perceive it to be. You're soiling the name of the Hardcore Championship. You're supposed to be this sadistic guy, tougher than the rest, but you can't even win a match to get put into a World Title match. Everyone is ruining what I've done for that title, and I will not stand idly by as it's ruined. So at Road To Redemption, I'm ending this title reign that shouldn't have even began to begin with. I'm saving this title, and I'm saving this division, and I'm going to get what I deserve. 

(Ahren winks at the camera, and walks away.)
Jamie O'Hara
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 10:55 pm by Jamie O'Hara
Greatness is never unintentional.

It doesn’t exist by chance, nor does it ever seek out one special person. It is a decision to get up in the darkness of hours and put foot in front of foot in solitude and servitude to a goal that lies deep within. Greatness is earned. Through practice, through pain, through repetition. It does not arrive on an instant but creeps upon us slowly like a rising sun in which every minute matters. Because it is not one moment, not one achievement, but rather a accumulation - not of how much you have - but how much you have given. The only obstacle you must overcome, is yourself. Your desire for greatness. And those words have inspired me since day one. Well before I ever stepped foot inside an EAW ring, all I cared about was greatness and all I ever did was strive to achieve it. By any means, by taking any risk. To be a hero or a villain, to do what was right or do what was wrong. Those mornings where it seemed the sun would never break the horizon, those nights where the final lift of the weight seemed like it would never arrive. Those days where I thought my bones would break, those seconds if agony that never seemed to end. Dedication to this, all of this; I wasn’t born to succeed, success didn’t exist in my veins, my genetic makeup. Even now I still embrace those never ending nights and those painful days. I still embrace the feeling of stepping out of bed with joints cracking with every bit of motion and every aching muscle. Because just having the World Heavyweight Championship around my waist isn’t enough; Cameron was right about that. The journey never concluded at Grand Rampage, it never does conclude with just meager gold. 196 days I have carried it around my waist, over my shoulder and those 196 days have been nothing short of blissful but these are days that will soon become a footnote in the history books. Every time I defend it, I’m defending more than just the gold. I’m defending my legacy. I’m defending my right, my chance to be more than a lowly footnote at the base of some page. My opportunity to cement a legacy that will go months, perhaps years being unmatched. Because we all fight for something worth remembering. We all fight for that one thing that defines our careers; the thing that validates our endless hours. And for some it’s the battles, for others it’s how many times they can grasp championship gold. Some fight for end of year awards, some fight for the mateship they foster with others. I have never been a greedy man; I’ve been one who takes his opportunities and like a soaking towel I twist everything that comes my way until every drop of water falls to the floor. The World Heavyweight Championship has been no different. I don’t need this throne time and time and time again. Countless reigns can belong to someone else. But one, single, all time great reign...that is my legacy. Because this? The harsh reality I need to accept myself is that these chances are limited. Some might sit upon the throne once, some until their days end. Some for just a moment - fleeting and never worth remembering. Some for months on end. A man who stands as World Champion but takes it for granted is one that never deserved it to begin with.

There is always more one can achieve. Greatness holds no bounds and the journey never has a true culmination. A legacy born in the ashes of almighty victories, the wars that are never forgotten. The legends, the immortals who become statues of such marble, their legacy is defined by so much that I seek. I crave what makes them great; an obsession beyond reason and a campaign limitless to reach it, it drives me constantly. Every time the blade has fallen across my neck I’ve risen better than I once was; defeat has always pushed me to do better. Steel sharpens steel or so the saying goes and I look around me and I see no steel to clash with, no challenge to push me further. I see raw potential, deadweight rotting as it clings to relevance and a mutt who deserves to be put down. Perhaps, with all these “contenders” placed to rest, will steel emerge and everything I’ve fought so hard to face will stand up. For all the criticism, for all my actions, I’ve desired nothing more than to be the best in every capacity of this business. That’s all I’ve ever strived to become; nothing more and nothing less. And I can’t without being defeated. I’m sure five brains just lit up, excited over the possibility that I’m just going to lay down because lets be fucking real here, not a single cunt in this chamber can touch me at all and I’m sure I’m going to say that again and again; at this point it’s not up for debate, it’s a fact. But in no way am I going to lay down, in no way am I going to artificially be defeated. That just proves nothing; that does nothing but cheapen the value of defeating me. A common trend in what people think of me is that I’m scared of defeat. I’m scared of losing my World Heavyweight Championship. I need to run and hide behind my missus to protect me and my reign.

I want to be defeated…

...I want to be proven wrong...

I WANT TO HAVE MY SKULL KICKED IN. I WANT TO BE LEFT DEFEATED. I WANT TO BE PROVEN TO BE FALSE IN EVERYTHING I SAY. I WANT TO BE SECOND BEST EVEN TO THE LOWEST OF THE FUCKING LOW. I WANT TO BE MOCKED IN DEFEAT. I WANT THE BITTERNESS OF IT ALL TO REST ON MY TONGUE. I WANT TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE. I WANT MY EGO DENTED. I WANT MY ARMOUR CRACKED. I WANT TO BE LEFT IN NOTHING BUT MY OWN FUCKING TEARS. I WANT TO CRADLE MY SHATTERED DREAMS. I WANT TO BE KNOCKED FROM MY PERCH, THIS APEX. I WANT MY KINGDOM TO BURN TO THE GROUND AND I WANT TO BE COVERED IN THE TATTERED REMAINS OF IT ALL.

I WANT IT ALL.

AND TLA, YOU JUST AREN’T THE ONE.

The man that people believe is “destined” to beat me. “Destined” to become the World Heavyweight Championship.

The difference between you and me is that I go out seeking to be defeated because I see it as a wakeup call that I still have further to go. I seek out defeat because it motivates me to find something more and more. But defeat to you is just another chance for you to push your pathetic and lowly “woe is me” narrative. You can not touch me on a mic nor inside a ring and if you could, you would have reached the King of Elite finals, you would have beaten me at Burning Desire and you would have beaten me at Ground Zero. How this works...it isn’t rocket science and I don’t sit behind close doors and pull the strings to manufacture everything that I have and everything that I will accomplish. See for ten months you’ve sat back and talked yourself up; you’ve inflated your ego with enough hot air to lift yourself off the ground. What can I say that hasn’t already been driven into the mud, between you and I? For ten months we’ve clashed and for ten months you’ve walked away empty handed; you have your argument, your reason to be here at Road to Redemption but it is a line thin to walk upon. Because if it wasn’t her boot, it would have been my knee. What falls from your lips this time, TLA? See every defeat makes every once valid reason you had to believe invalid. Each defeat makes your legitimacy…your substance...less and less legitimate. And most people I face would find something new even if it’s greatly pulled from their arse...but for you? No, the writing is already on the wall for what you will say. More and more this belief that you won’t stop coming. More and more that you will continue to dig deeper and deeper and deeper until you come out on top. This seemingly unwavering belief that stands firm in the face of obstacles and setbacks; but I know deep down every loss breaks you. Every defeat, every opportunity that goes to someone else burns a hole right through your chest. No, see I ran through this last time and the time beforehand and I pitied you, TLA. A man, out of his depth against a foe he cannot measure up; facing the reality that creeps upon you was always something I avoided. But now, I feel there is a need; it all ends here.

You are not as good as you think you are.

And I know in your most private moments you hold onto the belief that you’re just as good as me but if you were, you would already be champion. Don’t look at Ground Zero as an excuse to justify that pathetic belief; one moment in a sea of many others where I have stood over you is hardly convincing. But that’s what someone like you tends to do, what you’ve always done. You find the shortest straw and you clutch to it as if you life depends on it. In this case it likely does; I’m sure if victory doesn’t come your way in the chamber you’ll pack your shit and leave. And nobody would care after a day. After a day those you supported you and got you this far would come to see the reality of the man they once thought so highly of and like me, they will laugh. Your meager TLA Army will go to another man, another woman. If there is anything that I’ve learned about you this year, it’s that you are nothing short of a entitled sook. for three years you’ve never had to fight for more than a day to taste gold on your lips; now the first time you find yourself against a wall you threaten to walk away unless you get your way. You twist the arms of powers that do all that they can to ensure every single fucking person under their control is happy and you sit in their face because you’re not in the spot you think you deserve. Each time we’ve faced I’ve called you an entitled cunt and every time we come to face once more, I just have another reason to believe that’s the case. When there’s people in this company, on this roster, in this fucking chamber who deserves everything that will inevitably come your way, that is a crime; you’ve had your success handed to you on a silver platter, this will be one that never arrives. People can be disillusioned and they can sip the kool-aid to buy into myth that you deserve to be the World Heavyweight Champion; the right people in this world don’t see you as anything more than a charity case, one that will burn the moment he lays his hands on the gold. The harsh reality of charity cases is that they never truly succeed. You have your name etched in gold as champion and for a moment you get the chance to stand at the pinnacle but in the end, it all comes crumbling down around you and all you’re left is with a never ending pile of disappointment and crushed dreams. You don’t get to become the champion you envisioned yourself becoming. You don’t get to have the reign of dominance that you believed would come. You merely have taste the essence of it all without ever holding it in the palm of your hand. I am going to ensure that there won’t be another TLA, another Lucian Black to step foot in EAW. And if I must, I will be martyr to put an end to every single undeserving cunt who ever thinks that having a whinge day in and day out is going to get them what they want.

For all this talk of never giving up, I have this feeling that we’re never going to see your face again and your name will never be uttered as anything more than a memory once I leave you in that chamber for dead.

Speaking of the dead, Carlos Rosso?

Holy fuck, I thought you would have kicked the bucket by now, lad.

What is there to say about you? A failure in every area of this business; once thought to be Ichiban, now niban...but you were always that, weren’t you? Despite your greatest efforts to be the best in this business you’ve never been able to crack it here. I actually take more pride in beating you on Dynasty a week before Pain For Pride; knocking you off that ladder was child’s play but the illusion that you were ever a premier talent faded when I nabbed that last minute victory. You can consider it to be luck, Carlos. You can consider it to be seizing an opportunity and nothing more but the sad truth is that one moment defined our respective careers: I’m a man who seizes his opportunities and you’re a man who lets them slip through the cracks. Because how else do you explain last year’s miserable effort at Pain For Pride, huh? Carlos fucking Rosso in a main event match on the grandest stage for the title he’s fought so long, so hard to obtain. And your competition was what? Vic Vendetta and Aren Mstislav? You couldn’t beat two men who represent the lowest point the EAW Championship once reached? And somehow you have the audacity to question me, have the giant steel kahunas to tell me that I don’t deserve everything I have? You’re simply a myth that has never been nor will ever be a legend and that might be a bitter thought to process but even you must wake and realise that it’s true. Chances are not unlimited. The end of the string looms for everyone sooner or later and for you, Carlos, every time you fail to become the champion you think you can be, think you should be you hold your breath hoping there’s another inch to clamor to. No, I shouldn’t feel the need to question it...it’s all so clear in the words you speak. To say I don’t deserve this shows how grand your delusions have grown. In the two years since that one, single moment I’ve been World Champion twice. Since that moment I’ve gone from the same place you were knocked down to and rose back to claim the World Heavyweight Championship. In the time since I’ve earned my spot in the Hall of Fame, I’ve earned my place as one of the very best. Nobody questions what I have because everyone acknowledges and - much to their chagrin - respects what I have earned and what I have become. See you cling to that moment so you have some sense of relevance. Even if you’re merely a footnote as the man I knocked from a ladder all those years ago, it’s still far more recognition than you will ever receive.

But this isn’t 2015 anymore. This isn’t some young bloke skyrocketing up to the peak of the mountain. No, this is 2017 where the man who holds the World Heavyweight Championship has become one of the very best, undeniable best in this modern era. You can live in the past like you’ve always done, hold onto the bitterness that remains from that single moment but none of that is going to matter when reality sets in that you never have been nor ever will be close to my equal inside my ring. And you can try to claim some “veteran” advantage but it all pales in comparison to my raw skill. Call me undeserving, call me whatever you want but you cannot deny my greatness, the place I’ve earned and the place that I will fight until my knuckles are bloodied and exposed.

You should have retired. You should have faded away.

Because what I will do inside my chamber isn’t going to be worth one last shot at glory. Your feeble career crumbles in my hands once more.

A possible future is on show in the form of three men. As the men I rose to prominence ahead of fall back out of the spotlight - in some cases, retirement - a new era begins to slowly break the horizon. To be the leader, the recognisable face that defines a period of time, is competitive to say the least. All men rise up and try to claim it; it’s not through their actions more often than not but rather through words. They try to tempt us into believing their claims...by nothing more than the words that spill from their mouths and that is something I struggle to take with any serious tone. “I AM THE FUTURE! I AM THE FUTURE!” they scream until their voice grows hoarse; such brash confidence existing without merit, without true reason. A man is entitled to believe what he wishes, but like freedom of speech allows me to call someone a dumb cunt for their opinion, the same can be applied here - without weight, substance, legitimacy, your claims of being the future make you look like nothing more than a dumb cunt. There is all but a single method to claims becoming worthy of attention; you toil away. You dig and dig and dig, over and over and over again and you don’t make such grand, baseless claims - you stay humble, regardless of your characteristics, your personality. And over the course of several weeks I had the grand opportunity to see for myself the men who claim to be such a future, the men who believe in their heart of hearts that they can walk in the shoes of the all time greats. I saw...I felt potential. All three made their mark, they certainly did impress me. If this was at a later date, well, I would gladly pass the torch onto any of them. But that is not the reality we have. Three men walk into the fight of their lives and three men will be changed in some capacity; creating and destroying is what the hands of God do. And I’ve said that since the days where I carried the New Breed title to the greatest height it had ever seen, that has never been so true than this contest, this chamber. The chamber has made and broken more men than anyone can care to remember; the scars that don’t heal spell the end to many. Physically and mentally, destruction reigns supreme and the men who have been made under such difficult circumstances are greatly outnumbered. For weeks I had the chance to face these men. One by one, week to week, without the chamber, without outside influences, without the World Heavyweight Championship on the line. They challenged me, they pushed me and I walked away with newfound respect for this new emerging generation.

It was first the Raven.

You certainly proved your might, your raw strength was more than just talk. I questioned if the missed opportunities you watched pass you by for so long were a poor reflection, reasons for me to believe you were not worthy of being held in such high regard. That certainly rests on one end of the scale and that’s surely something you can’t hide from nor deny. But the scales rest balanced, equaled by just the mere fact you got those chances to begin with. To get them, time and time again, higher and higher on that proverbial ladder; do not fret the losses you accumulate nor the critics who believe your failed campaigns to become the New Breed and National Elite or Cash In The Vault...or World Heavyweight Champion. Just having those chances as soon as you have is an achievement of its own. We all break in some capacity though and for you, it’s the fact of defeat. No matter how hard you try, how well you may do, how grand those applauses might be the fact you lay defeated burns too much to take anything else out of it; anything positive rests at the bottom of the pile of ash called your effort. Defeat is something that you must accept. Defeat as a reason to improve, defeat as a reason to keep going. Being defeated gives one a lesson to learn and for you, a fledgling, lessons are vital. Defeat is an inevitable; champions rise and champions fall; every champion is bound to taste defeat, even that is something I’m not exclusive to. If defeat rests so heavily on your mind when you have nothing to lose, how does Lars Grier comprehend defeat when he loses everything? It’s a lesson learnt in time, perhaps one hastily sped up by walking out of the chamber with that unwanted tally mark. If there was anything I took away from our match on Voltage it was that breaking you isn’t something that can be done physically, no matter the threats I make or the promises to fulfil, that’s something that I doubt can be done. But how ironic is it, that a man that heralds himself as “The Raven” will be beaten mentally instead.

It was then the champion.

I held an immense amount of respect for you. I still do; there’s always going to be a level of it regardless of what is said and the actions we take. But my oh my, how quickly things have changed in such a short period of time, huh? You were a follower, following a man who just days ago was beaten bloodied and left on the figurative side of the road to rot. Your home now in ruins; so influenced by such weakness. I’ve never believed in men who clung to groups to succeed; a lack of resolve emerges as you expect your brothers and sisters in arms to be there for you in your hour of need, your most dire moments. What becomes of Amadeus now? A sheep without his shepherd. The road before you is certainly your’s to control - the turns you make no longer influenced by other people. The Sanatorium holds you down, to be honest. No man or woman has ever become great while under the guide of Diemos. The symbol of what is wrong with EAW, that’s what you called me, no? The man who bears the weight of everything that’s “wrong”, you couldn’t topple on Voltage. This symbol of everything you hate about the lay of the land didn’t crumble from the mountains into the valley below. A second chance, a new opportunity for your idealistic vision of what this place should be has arrived and I wonder without the shackles that once bound you, if your threats to topple me will grow in legitimacy. Shape the mountains that surround you, if you dare Amadeus, but what awaits you when the dust settles may not be worth the effort. Unbound us from the post the suits chain us and install your barbaric ways; you may believe it’s idealistic for you but when all men are shed of the weight of repercussion, Amadeus might find himself struggling to stand tall as the new symbol of Voltage, of EAW. Better the devil you know, right? You walk into the chamber with your vision before your eyes, gold wrapped around your waist already craving for more; confidence should litter your body. Breaking you will be a simple task; physically, proving that no matter how hard you fight, no matter how much you do, you will never be able to rise up and equal me in this business. Incapable of the strength to tear down everything you hate, everything you think is wrong with this business. For every man who took a middle of the pack championship and claimed he was the future, there’s ten more that did the same and failed. Perhaps you’re more akin to TLA; someday you will rise to the top of the card but truly you’re a small fish in a sea of sharks, a glorified mid-card champion with no right to be amongst men like me. It broke those men mentally when they faced such a harsh, cold truth and I ponder if defeat by my hands once more inside the chamber will result in the same outcome? Now free, will you be lost in the wilderness? Or forge your own path without restriction?

And finally, it was the killer.

The absolute ledge that has shot to contendership. A man without a list of accomplishments, much like Grier. But like Voltage, I would be a fool to underestimate you. Perhaps of the three, of all the men I’ve faced since Ground Zero, you gave me the greatest challenge. You stood up, tall and valiant and fought tooth and nail to push me to my limit. My limit still truly out of sight but the effort was commendable regardless. My belief that you are fit to reign over this business was cemented and while Voltage was a good showing, you need more for Road to Redemption. You need to dig deeper and find something greater than what you gave me on Voltage. I must apologise however. You wanted to see the best of Jamie O’Hara. I said I would grant you what you wanted but Voltage was never the time or place to do so. A lie I told, an empty promise that sits in a sea of many others. But despite my untruths, I hope I saw the best of Keelan Cetenich that night. I hope I saw the very best you had to offer not so I can sit here and belittle you in any capacity. It’s to tell you that you need MORE. You need to find MORE. Nothing would excite me more than watching you rip the title from my grasp, nothing would give me the satisfaction I crave in defeat more than watching you take your place as the face of a whole generation of talent. What I saw, what I felt was close...but not close enough. The potential runs deep, deeper than anyone else among you three fledglings; I don’t know if it’s my bias that makes me hope that you won’t end up like Carlos Rosso or TLA without true reason. I gave you credit for reaching this place then, like I did Lars tonight, without championships, without gold, without accomplishments; no matter how much I want to hope you won’t become a failure, there is a precedent set by your time here in EAW already. Breaking it is a tough task. When I stepped inside the chamber the first time I wasn’t given much of a chance. Not too many people believed I could thrive within it. And yet I walked out not just with my head held high but with the world’s eyes placed directly upon me and the grand expectation to rise to the place I stand today. I was not broken by this place and a year later I walked in and walked out champion. Last year I wasn’t broken in defeat, it motivated me to destroy the competition of the Dynasty side of the King of Elite tournament and it spurred me on to conquer everyone who stood in my way to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. What you make of your experiences is up to you and there is no intent on breaking you, Keelan. I intend to break people because I love to see the misery that follows them. Breaking Carlos, TLA, Grier and Amadeus would fill me with joy to see their respective downward spirals but for you? I want you to learn. I want you to walk in the same shoes I did to reach this point, I want you to thrive like I did and not suffer. The bumps and the bruises will fade, the broken bones will heal with time.

The hands of God create and destroy. I will gladly create your career, Keelan.

All men are bound to a destiny that lingers before their eyes; like the carrot that taunts the donkey, our destinies drives us further and further. But the sad truth is not all see truth and reality before their eyes, just a fictitious reality born from their own desire. You all think your destiny is to become the World Heavyweight Champion; every challenger in this chamber, every challenger each time they step before me think it’s their destiny. For one, perhaps it will be. Perhaps your destiny is to take the reigns of this business and lead it; perhaps one of you will be immortalised. No, you’re all still mere fledglings in the grand scheme of things; still so low on the rungs of the proverbial ladder and despite how...insulting that may sound, that’s just reality. But this chamber...this chamber is an almighty chance to make your name worth something great - break away from the pack that still binds you, claim your greatness, your future. Walk among the steel and see the veil that covers your destiny be lifted; tested beyond imagination, every bone broken, every ounce of blood spilt. I am the gatekeeper to the future you all seek to claim; I am the one who breaks you to see if below your facades lies the true capacity, the capability to reign. Is it the Raven? The Killer? The Champ? Break beneath the weight of my greatness, crash your bodies against the steel and walk away from this hell with an invaluable lesson learnt.

I chase glory as if my life depends on it. If there’s something to claim - a record, an achievement, a legacy - then there’s little in this world that stands between me and conquering it. And this match carries more than just the selfish goals I have. The championship I hold in my hands has been carried by some of the greatest of all time; It’s a championship that has existed since the dawn of this company. The lows it has seen are masked well and truly by the consistent highs and I will not allow it to fall to another low; it will not be a blight I carry, it will not be a stain that I wear. To be the best, you must beat the best and in this chamber, I’m quite certainly the best; this belt isn’t handed, it isn’t a trophy handed around for merely participating at the pinnacle. And I’ll be fucking damned if it a day comes where the World Heavyweight Championship falls to complete irrelevance, such mockery. This title needs me but more importantly, Voltage needs me. Voltage needs a King who can represent it against the best - it needs a champion that isn’t considered a joke in comparison. A Voltage without Jamie O’Hara at the top is a brand barely a scratch above NEO; a lowly level of mediocrity. And is there anyone better? Anyone better suited than me? A premature arrival of a future will leave it in tatters; they will not thrive in such a world. Carlos Rosso? A has been who never truly was. And then there’s TLA, the most “likely” man to carry this brand. A fucking joke who isn’t going to be taken seriously by anyone else on any other brand. People can have their grand disdain for me; they can be bitter, they can be...well...salty. I stand tall as the pride of Voltage, the heart, the soul - IT’S FUCKING PULSE - and nobody is going to rip away my legacy; nobody is going to stand as an obstacle between me and the glory I have worked so hard for so fucking long to obtain.

Step forth into my chamber. Step in my hell.

Fall to your fucking knees.

And hail the almighty.
Azumi Goto
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 9:03 pm by Azumi Goto
Road To Redemption #1
“Road To Shuyaku Begins”

Wrestling these days is all about Evolution, whether it’s a company’s priorities, the business themselves or even the wrestlers themselves. I want to take you all back to ever so fucked up the year that was 2016, this younger version of myself walked in with high hopes, aspirations about leaving her home country where she became a big star and work in an unknown world. But there was no connection between myself and the EAW Universe, there wasn’t respect from their side for what Strong Style is. But the moment I left Erica Ford, a connection was created. A hatred between these people and myself, their hatred for me was because I broke a dead tag team and my side of the connection? It’s nonexistent, it really is. For however long I’ve been in this Assen Nayo state of my life. I’ve never had a connection with them all, it never will happen. I’m The Ace Of Empire, I’m currently focused on becoming EAW Women’s Champ. That’s really it.


See, there’s nothing interesting about my opponents for this week. Either they walk in as the defending champs, the unexpected competitor, the psycho, the fan favorite, or someone important to me. They’re still not The Ace Of Empire, they’re not Azumi Goto.


They don’t walk into this match with the biggest claim of being the one to walk as Women’s Champ. Hell one of them just wants to get a petty little revenge against me. It’s weird way to think like this but I have nothing to lose, it’s not how I took a gamble at Manifest Destiny but I gladly take my chance for this chamber match. To be honest, if I walk out with the Women’s Title then cool, I’m the EAW Women’s Champion and it’s the start of my reign as Empire’s big bad World Champ. If not then I’m willing to get to the back of the line. I mean clawing my way through Empire’s ranks is something that comes naturally to me considering that I’ve had to fight my way through most of this roster. But instead of me, let’s think what my opposition has to lose in this match for a bit. A title reign ending, a shot at stardom, an act of revenge failing, a shot at once again being on top. You can tell which one is which right now because it’s easy to figure out my competition.


If someone talks all they want about my marriage life then freely go for it, I mean if you want to showcase how low you can go just to get some sort of verbal advantage in this match then, by all means, go for it. Because it won’t matter to me, it really won’t. Now I can’t say what it will do to the images of people like Aria and Savannah if they were to stoop that low...


I mean, I don’t reference anybody else relations in this company because I have decency when it comes to verbally attacking my opponent.


So what if this is my first chamber match? I don’t think that should be seen as some sort of disadvantage. The Elimination Chamber really seems like an over-hyped, much more round Steel Cage… 


Truly I can’t say the same for my opponents if I was to do the same things that say Brody Sparks or Aria Jaxon. I’d end up just like them but you seem to forget that Azumi Goto is a one of a kind Ace. I don’t need to attack you all verbally because it’s just going to end up like how most things are…. Uninteresting.


Assen~Nayo especially when you’re around me because the truth is that I’m not interested in Empire as a wrestling brand because I will continue to face the same talent and the same people. The only difference is that I’m going to continue to evolve, while the ones that think by just having lengthy things and moving to supposed bigger things is evolution. They’re still the same people.




Is the concept of Elimination Chamber something that frightens me? NOPE because I just need to walk in, do what I was put on this earth to do. And that’s fucking wrestle. Simple, it’s a pretty simple thing when you look at it. No need to strain as much. My opponents can do all the trash talking and I’ll gladly just hype the fact that I will walk out as Women’s Champion. If you want to hype that you’re the biggest egotistical trash on Empire then go for it, or whatever else comes in your mind then go for it. I’m not here to do that because all I’m here to do is create my path to victory. Underestimate me, call me out, or whatever else you want to do, it’s just not going to work against your Ace Of Empire. And doesn’t what matter who you are, whether it’s a Psycho Sister from my past, a golden girl who fell for a trap that I set, a sidekick who has a petty revenge against me. Because all of you, in the end, will need to continue to learn to…


The real Evolution of a wrestler is right in front of you. I’m someone who went from being a basic Joshi to now being The Undisputed Ace of Empire, and more importantly, the one and true Shuyaku of this brand.



And once again as usual… Simply.



Assen~Nayo!
Revy
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 8:55 pm by Revy
TNT


Can I clear something up before we begin? First of all, I have no association with the so-called “Kung-fu cunts” that are Haruna and Azumi. I mean, other than the fact that is incredibly racist because seeing how those two are in the ring, you can tell they don’t know jack shit about wrestling, let alone, kung-fu, but you don’t see me calling Brody, Aria, and Savannah The Neapolitan Ice Cream bitches, now do you? You can all play around with which one is vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, but I’m just saying. No. You stop that. Don’t bunch me with the two asians. Ok? Ok? Cool. Let’s do this shit.  
 
Road to Redemption. What does it mean? To many, it is as it exactly says, a “road to redemption.” To others, it’s just a chance to watch a bunch of people clock each others with various weapons. To me, it’s beating the shit out of people as a means to redeem oneself, which, come on guys? That’s like a dream come true. Yeah, it’s true. I have a lot to show in this upcoming Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the EAW’s Women Championship. I know how people are looking at this match as “one of these things is not like the other.” I can already tell every women in this match is going to tell me that I have no business being there, yet for some stupid reason, Haruna, Azumi, and Savannah Sunshine are perfectly fine exceptions. But hey, pick one and go with it, I suppose. For me to argue why I should be in this match, is pretty pointless. Brody Sparks isn’t wrong. I beat what are essentially 3 nobodies, and in that case, I really don’t have anything to be proud of. I mean, I know it was a month ago, but I’m still here, just as surprised as every single one of you people.
 
Yeah, you look at Haruna, a former contender and rival of Brody Sparks for the Specialist title. You have Azumi Goto, who faced Aria Jaxon not that long ago for the title. You have the champ herself, Aria Jaxon. And Brody Sparks, a women that has beaten countless opponents including myself. And then you have Savannah Sunshine, whose just there. I don’t know. And me? Well, I have nothing. I really don’t. There really isn’t any defense I can use to justify my appearance in this match. There is no merit behind me being a contender for this “prestigious” belt.  But you know what? I’m not one to dwell too deep into the past. I’m not here to defend myself and my position. After all, the best defense is a good offense, and I got that.  Granted, I’m still going into this match with the least experience, and I really don’t have a clue what I’m walking into, but all I know is, I’m going to swing at anything and everything that comes at me and wreck some shit up. So with that said, let me enlighten you all, exactly how I feel about my opponents in this match.
 
Brody Sparks. I’m happy to say I know you a bit better since our previous two encounters. It’s good to know that face to face, you hit just as hard as attacking from the rear. And while sure, things were said, and done, like I called you a whore and you call me irrelevant. Everyone doesn’t know me, but Everyone knows you if you know what I mean. Cough, Whore. Forgive me, I’m not great at being subtle. Yeah, yeah. I know all about your monogamy with Jacob Senn, but lets not ignore the bigger fact that if you are going to settle for Jacob Senn, you are still, more a less a whore for doing just about anything. Told you guys I got that offense going for me. I mean, they say I have low standards, Woo. But if it means anything, you still aren’t the biggest whore in EAW. That honor goes to either Megan Raine or Nasir Moore. Take your pick. But Brody, Brody. Please. Before you tell me to “End it,” I have to know, once again. Tell me, how badly you want that EAW Women’s Title. Please do share. Because I never get fuckin tire of it, hearing you talk about how this is my moment and how you’ve gone through so much shit to get there. Its truly is better than all that talk you had of me, of you thinking, “Oh Revy, you have so much going for you, surely, you can follow in my footstep and aim to better yourself and be an inspiration to you all?” Really? No. There are 2 ways you teach people anything. You can be your Brody Sparks and choose to face every single adversity that comes your way and prove that you are the best. Or you can the bitch that proves to be a cautionary tale to others like it’s the Grimm Brother’s fairy tale. You got your happy endings, and you got the people are a bunch of assholes that will ruin your lives because “Why Not?” So please, talk to me about your so-called “Happy ending” about how you will be the new EAW Women’s Champion after Road to Redemption, and how you will celebrate by playing 2K18 afterwards. But let’s see whose story comes true first? You winning or me fucking up the chances of you winning. Isn’t that the great things about video games? If Reality doesn’t go your way, you can just re-create it and lie to yourself, but it won’t change the fact you won’t be the EAW Women’s Champion at the end of the night.
 
Speaking of Happy endings. How you feeling Savannah? You might not remember me, but we fought once at Pain for Pride X. You were awfully quiet, but I’m happy to see you got some more spunk and fight in ya. I mean, look at you, jumping into other people’s business like its nothing and swinging that bat around like you think you can win the World Series or some shit. I’m bet Wittle Savannah Sunshine thinks she and her wittle gummy  bat has what it takes to be Champion, but guess what, bitch? I took your bat like it was taking candy from a baby, and if it wasn’t for Brody Sparks, you might not be going into this match at all. Ugh, I came to Empire looking up to all these women being the biggest baddest bitch of them all thinking I’ll like it here. But there is always that one. That one that has to spoil everything like if we don’t include her, we are the bad guys, and now everyone has to put up with this rainbow and sparkles shit. Look, do me a favor, and spare me the whole “Taste the Rainbow” bit, because there is only so many times I can roll my eyes to the back of my head about how stupid you sound. Like, can anyone blame me for what I did this week? It was like, make the pink go away. Your voice is annoying, the way you look is annoying, the way you act is annoying, and your fans are just the worse. I would do just about anything to drown all that out, and kicking your ass and hearing your fans boo was like music to my ears. There was something reassuring about it. It calmed me down to the point I let my guard down for a moment. But it was really nice. Like oh god, that felt so good. So more Savannah Sunshine spazzing the fuck out in the ring and trying to spread cheer and joy like she was the hooker of Sesame Street that can’t quite count past $5. All I can say, girl is, I don’t regret what I did to you, and I would do it again over and over.
And no lie. When I was watching Empire before signing a contract. I totally thought Azumi and Haruna was the same person. I know what I said earlier about racism. I never said I wasn’t racist. But they look so alike. Not necessarily because they are Asian, but because week-in and week out, they just kept losing and that resting-lose face looks the fuckin same. It’s almost uncanny. I can’t tell them apart. Infact, when they lose at Road to Redemption, I probably still can’t tell them apart. If you had told me they were ninjas using Shadow Clone Jutsu, I’d believe you because they are always together like Siamese twins. Like what is the deal with those two? Lesbians, right? Gonna settle for each other because no other man would touch them? Fair enough. I won’t judge love. In fact, that is so cute, I’d like to drink right now and forget it. But this isn’t the time for conservative talk. This is the time for action. The time in which I have to talk as much shit about the 3 people in this match that I barely have had any interaction with. I’ve never stepped in the ring with Azumi. I’ve never stepped in the ring with Haruna. And I’ve never even laid a hand on Aria Jaxon. So you’d think, Revy, tone it down, you might bite off more than you can chew here because you don’t know what you are dealing with. But once again, fuck that noise, because how often does an opportunity like this come again. For all I know, this could be the only time in my career in which I fight for the women’s championship. I’m not like Azumi or Haruna. I don’t get the luxury to fight for the title multiple time and lose. This is all or nothing, so just because I don’t know ya or can tell you apart, it doesn’t change the fact that when I say “I’m going to swing at everything that comes at me,” I mean it. No one is safe in this match. Not Brody Spark. Not Savannah Sunshine. Not Aria Jaxon, and most certainly not the terrible ambiguously gay duos over there.  Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. It’s just maybe if they spent less time getting wet each time they step in the ring with a hot piece of ass, they might win a championship or two.
 
Revy points at her breast
 
Hey, stop staring at these.
 
Revy points to the lower part of her body
 
No, higher.
 
Revy points to her waist
 
Look here, because that’s where "your" EAW Women’s Championship is going to end up before you guys will ever win one.


And finally, we have the champion. Aria Jaxon. It seems I haven’t properly introduced myself to you. The name’s Revy. You know, that girl that you probably don’t give a rat’s ass about because you are too worried about Azumi and Brody Sparks. Ok, that’s fair. That’s totally fair. I mean, it’s not just you, because I’m sure no one in their right mind actually believes Revy can take that title off you. But in case you haven’t realized it now, I’m not right in the mind. In fact, I’m pretty crazy, and I really do think that I can win that title off you. I know all about the people you have beaten for that title. Not just that, all the people you’ve beaten to get to that moment. It’s a very impressive list, and your reputation is well known. But you know what? I’m still not that impressed. As I said, I’ve seen so much and done so much, nothing really impresses me anymore. Obviously, you are all going to attack me based on how little I’ve done here, but I while I lack wrestling experience, I do however picked up many skills in my life time that has allowed me to get this far. Mostly survivor tactics. Living that kill or be killed mentality, but unfortunately, when you aren’t in the combat field, “murder is wrong.” And with that said, I’ll have to hold back. Shame, because if I had my weapon of choice, a Modified duel Barretta 92Fs, I’ll put you all down in an instance. But guns are “unfair.” Fine, I’ll play it your way. But that would appear to put me at a huge disadvantage now, wouldn’t it? What can a woman with no wrestling talent, no ambition, no proper experience do to a Woman that has all that and the championship to prove it? Perhaps its time that I humble myself here and now and seek for a greater power.
 
Revy points to the sky
 
Oh heavenly father, if you are there. Please grant me my wish as I pray to thee. Beseech thee, and hear my request. Allow me to proceed with my horrible intentions in this war for an accessory that would go well with my leather jacket and allow me to smite my enemies without your divine intervention. In other words, stay the fuck out of our match and everyone else that feels the urge to get involved, because this is my moment. This is my time to really let it all out and enjoy myself and I don’t need anything spoiling that. Mind your own damn business and let me do my thing. Win or lose, I can atleast have fun here and I hope Aria is ready for the funhouse as well. I won’t credit your title win as an act of divine intervention, I won’t take that victory away from you. But I will make it clear that like I, you were once hungry to face the best, and here I am with the fuckin EAW Women’s Champion. The cream of the crop. The boss, the top bitch that everyone is gunning so far. It’s like Christmas has come early for me and granted me this. A chance for me to face Aria fuckin’ Jaxon, and the icing on the cake is, the title is on the line. Never in a million year would I think this would happen, and I know how quick you and everyone else will try to take that away from me. But you better believe I’m going to grab on to just about anything I can. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, against Aria Jaxon, I stand no chances. There is a chances that wrestling with Aria, I’ll probably black out, not because Aria hits so damn hard, but because of all the chemicals in her hair to keep it as pink as it is is too damn much. But with the Elimination Chamber, I don’t necessarily have to the one to take you out. But don’t worry, Aria. I’m not the type that is going to form a team like Haruna and Azumi, where we know how that will end up. I’m not going to be like Sunshine and join your agenda to take out the Asians. I already don’t like Brody Sparks and I’m sure the feeling is mutual. No tricks. I’m just going to come at you and give you everything I got and go down swinging. Because if you don’t care about me now, you will down the line. I promise, if I don’t make it in this match, I’ll make it the next time your title is on the line, and I’ll come out victorious. Why? No, make no mistake, it’s not because I want or need the title. I don’t why anyone gets a high off that. But simply because I want to be the reason you will fail, along with Brody, Sunshine, Azumi, Haruna, Everyone! I want to be the best. I want to be the worse. I want to be public enemy number 1, and by the time that bell rings and the match begins, I’ll make sure you all have your eyes on me. Let me be the cautionary tale in your life. Let me be the wrecker of your shit and a part of the lowest moment of your EAW career. I’ve come here to kick ass, take titles, and drink beer, and by the time Road to Redemption hits, I’ll be out of beer.
 



Prepare yourself ladies! It’s about to get a lot more worse around here now that Revy is here! Lock up your daughters, Lock up your waifus, run for your life. The bitch is back in time, and she ain’t messin’ around.  
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Re: EAW Promoz!
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[ WINDS OF CHANGE // MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA // CHAPTER 006 ]
»ROAD TO REDEMPTION 17' | U.S. BANK STADIUM | 10/28/17«
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EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER

It’s funny. You wouldn’t expect it from me, but I oftentimes find myself looking back at all of the moments in my life. Moments that made me, moments that broke me. All of the moments that had put a smile on my face, and the ones that easily ripped that smile off of my face. I often try to reflect to always remember where I had come from. My roots. Because without my roots, I would not have flourished into the woman you see today. Every direction, every turn, every move I have ever made from the day I was born until now, had fit like tiny pieces of a puzzle, all fitting together, to shape me into who I am. I  always knew in my core who I was. I knew the person I could have become, I knew, but I had people continually doubting me. They never listened. When I came to this company, I came during a time where the women were growing at a fast rate. They were still around, but the division was no longer centered around, Heart Break Gal, Kendra Shamez, and Cameron Ella Ava. I came here at the time when the division as a whole was ruled by three women. Tarah Nova, a veteran in her own right. A woman who was hellbent on creating her own path, you could say she was the first woman to stand out during a time when the division was filled with Stephie Love’s, and Jenny’s. You had Cailin Dillon, a woman who was comparable to myself, who gained notoriety from being a part of a stable. It’s even that much more ironic when you consider she worked with two of my future stablemates in, JJ Silva, and Eclipse Deimos. She was a ferocious competitor and would be at the forefront of the division for quite some time. She would capture and break records with the Specialist Title, some time before I could. She even went on to become our inaugural Women’s Champion. The very same title that I plan on walking out with on October twenty-eighth, two-thousand-seventeen. Then, there was a woman who seemingly stood out among the rest. A woman who herself became a history maker. A woman with more reputation around her name than you could ever imagine. A woman who I once considered a friend. She easily became the poster woman for our division. A woman who introduced me to this company. If you’re too stupid to comprehend who I’m getting at, it’s Aria Jaxon. That same woman now has something in her possession that I look to obtain. I came at a time where those three women and those three legends ruled the ring. To say that I was given a hard act to follow would be an understatement, yet at the same time, at its core, it would raise doubt on my end. Honestly, although each of those women had been fierce competitors in their own right, it sure as hell was not an act I looked to follow. I didn’t want to follow in their footsteps. I didn’t want to be the second coming of someone or something. I didn’t want to be the third in line after so on and so forth. I never wanted to be like Aria, be like, Tarah, be like Cailin, be like Cameron or be like Heart Break Gal. I wanted to be the first and only me. Although I knew I had what it took, I wasn’t sure who I was at the beginning of my career in EAW. I was still figuring out who I was in a division of women who ruled it during that time.

I came with a naive outlook, that much I could admit, but underlying it all, I had confidence. I had a presence. I had something in me that was going to set me apart from everyone else. I was looked at like a nuisance, someone no one expected to see make the impact that I had made. For a long time, I was nothing but eye candy. I was just there, floating around, telling everyone how great I was because I had always known, but to everyone else, I was all talk with nothing to back it up. Then everything changed. It’s very eerie how Road To Redemption is during the same month that changed my entire career. I came back in October of last year on a mission. To redeem myself for the foolish mistakes I had made. To show everyone that not only could I compete with the likes of Aria, Cailin, and Cameron, but I could even be better, in my own twisted little way. I had one goal in mind. Come back, and prove everyone wrong. I came back with the mindset that I had to make the people take notice. I had to be that damn good, so that they had no choice to see what I had already known. That I am Brody Sparks, and I was dominance in a tiny package, and that I was here to stay, and I was here to take over. I wasn’t here to join a generation ruled by Aria Jaxon and Cailin Dillon, but I was here to set my own path and simply have my own generation. I did just that. For a moment I was riding high and I was on top of the world. On December seventeenth of two-thousand-sixteen, I was an underdog. I was walking into a match with women, who on paper looked like gold compared to me. A hall of famer, multi champions, the inaugural Empress Of Elite, women who were history makers and game changes. Then you had Brody Sparks. A woman who looked to have a bright future, but the question was, was she ready? Could she somehow pull the upset victory of a lifetime? It was a time that would either make me or break me, and breaking was not what I sought out to do. My own opponents often said it “wasn’t my time.” That I wasn’t ready, but I made them eat their words like a nice slice of humble pie. There’s something about proving someone wrong and making them choke on their own words that I have always admired. It makes all of the doubt and the questioning well worth it. I walked into a match that had never been done for women in this company. I entered the chamber as a no-name, an underdog, and I walked out as a champion. Suddenly everyone knew my name, and with my own unique method, and my own path, I changed my entire career. Everything that I had gone through, all of the lingering residue of doubt that had been thrown my way, quickly faded away. I was given validation, and I earned my spot, letting the world know that while the division was once ruled by Jaxon’s Dillon’s and Nova’s and Ava’s, that there was someone hungry, and ready to claim her own place at the top of the totem pole. I became the division’s butterfly effect, a butterfly that landed where it wasn’t supposed to, and I turned the division upside down, and trust me, while people may doubt, you just look at the faces of our division a year ago, and you look at it now, and you try to tell me nothing had changed. I became a champion. I was a champion with pride, a woman who did whatever she had to make sure it stayed that way, but just as quickly as I stood on top of the world, it came crashing down all around me. I lost something that I thought made me who I was, something I thought was leverage, and for a while when I was out, I believed that this was it. I could never reach higher, but for that small moment of weakness, I gained a tremendous amount of strength. I couldn’t remain stagnant where I was. I could not let the woman I was when I first arrived, try to resurface. It was now more than ever that I needed to dig deep within me and fight harder than I had before. I found what I needed in me to come back, and with a few minor obstacles in my way, I knew I was ready for something more. I was ready to become the fourth woman to hold that beautiful and precious women's title. This isn’t some inspirational, “you can do it” scenario that I'm trying to tell, so don’t grab your tissues ladies, please don’t feel inspired, it won’t be good for your health. This is more of a story. Handwritten by yours truly. The story of a how one woman single-handedly will crush the dreams, and the hopes of five other women, yet again, and trust me, this one is non-fiction.

If you’re not careful, this business can chew you up and spit you out. It pretty much tests all of your strengths, and literally only the strong can survive. That being said, it is the nature of this beast we call professional wrestling. One moment you can be the nicest person, filled with delight, loving everything you’re doing. You could be ruling the division, and then the next? You can become a self-hating human being. If you’re not careful this business will swallow you, and you will succumb to the darkness. If you’re not careful, you’ll be shunning your very own existence. Hating what you have become, even going as far as becoming the very thing you’ve despised. It’s an amusing, yet pitiful thing to watch someone become the person they hate. Then you see people leeching onto others to remain relevant when they just can’t seem to realize that it’s over for them. It’s a pride thing most of the time, but there is a fine line between your pride and stupidity. You find yourself wanting to bring out the best, but then you just have to accept the fact that, that part of who you were is gone. It's exactly that. It's who you were, not who you are anymore. If that’s hitting home for you Haruna, that’s because that is exactly who you’ve become. I recollect a time when Haruna was considered an influential woman in this company. I know, I know. Shocking isn’t it Haruna? I’m giving you, you of all people a compliment. But when something is factual, I unlike a vast majority of the idiots in this division, well I don’t deny it. It is accurate, I mean you’re a woman who was seemingly dubbed underrated, and then slowly but surely things turned around for you. You went from being someone who was respected, and someone people actually viewed as a threat, to a joke. What happened Haruna? Now all you do is sit there and watch every woman come into this division and rise above you. Stomping on your skull as they climb their way to the top of the division. I'm looking and taking things in perspective, some people may relish in the way things are currently going in this division, meanwhile, some don’t. You look at someone like you Haruna. A woman who is so frantic to make a change in this division. You want to make things better but not for the division, for yourself. Suddenly a woman comes into your life and now you seem like you want to change things in your favor. Maybe? Alongside with Azumi, you two both seek out to show how worthwhile you are. To show that you belong in this division as well. No longer will the two of you sit idly by being an afterthought. You two made it your mission these past few weeks to put everyone on notice. Attacking the champion was one hell of a statement. I'll definitely give you credit for that. Attacking her obsessive fan was one hell of a statement, and something I fancied. I just question how much of that is really all you. I am the first to admit when I’m not happy with something, I change it. I don’t sit happily with the hand I’ve been dealt. I shuffle the deck, and I create a whole different set of rules. I praise the fact that you want to take things into your own hands, but you can’t seem to do that without Azumi holding one of those very same hands, as you do so. Do you see why I question you babe? Then you love to play this sad little game of how you lack faith in yourself, I mean, to be frank, Azumi is the one who got you into this chamber. You should be satisfied with that. If you’re going to use someone, you may as well take full advantage, and own it. You’re just her pet project now. Her charity. Hell maybe you’re her own stepping stone. Saving the army vet with PTSD, and giving them something to do! It’s a commendable thing when you think about it. Azumi getting you a title shot, making sure that you're treated properly, I mean no wonder you’re so focused on keeping her around. But know you, you’re too much of a moron to cash in on a gift you received in a wife. Or does she eat you so well between those legs, that you’ve forgotten common sense? It’s no secret that you and I have some of our very own histories Haruna. You were the first woman I defended my title first title against. The first one to challenge me, and even though it was because of your fiance, at least you didn't back down, but, you still lost. I made sure of it. I wasn’t going to let Azumi hold your hand to a victory and I love to be the bearer of bad news Haruna, please tell me what exactly makes you think that being in this chamber with me would be any different? Maybe you think you and Azumi have grown from them? Perhaps you believe with all your might that things will be different? Oh, wait,there goes the light bulb. It's not only you in this chamber, but it's you and your fiance. You will literally have Azumi there to hold your hand. I could see it now, someone wanting to take you out, but Azumi gladly eating the pain for you. Vice, versa. You and the woman who's running her own campaign to make Haruna great again! The "power couple" you two are striving to be, it just might have it's benefit now. Purposing to that joke looks like it may just pay off. May. Because I don’t care about either of you, standing in my way will only result in the same thing. You’ll get put down like the dogs you are. After all, it will come down to two sole women in that chamber. Now I bet you already have but, imagine a world where Azumi and Haruna are left fighting for the Women's Championship. Trust me, you're not the only who's salivating at the mouth with that thought, the difference is, while that may be nothing but sex for your ears to hear, I'm simply salivating because the thought of you two being the final two, in the chamber that I conquered makes me nauseated, and sick to my stomach. I can understand the optimism, we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. We all want to believe the least possible scenario when we’re filled with nothing but emptiness, when we’re fucked in the mind. But the sane people, the realists of the world, they realize that it is what it is. Lies. You have to accept that Haruna. You also need to realize that, this is a situation of every woman being by and for herself. What is stopping Azumi from cashing in on her real investment? What’s stopping her from letting you take the fall for her, so she could last in this chamber? Maybe you’re thinking that I should be the one worried about anything. I realize the disadvantage I have. Every other woman going into this match has every reason to dislike me. To hate me, and try to make sure that the sole threat in this match is eliminated first. I am walking into this chamber with a target on my back, bigger than the target the champion has. I won the first women’s chamber. I humiliated you Haruna, I have ethered Azumi countless of times, I beat Aria in this very same match a year ago, so now she's on this mission to make sure it doesn't happen yet again, I obliterated Revy two weeks ago, and Savannah? Well, she's too busy with her head in Aria's ass, so it’s safe to assume that if Aria dislikes me, she will too. But the difference is, while I am expecting five women to gang up on me, while I’m expecting the preys to rebel against the predator, will you expect it when Azumi comes for you? They don’t say that betrayal never comes from a stranger for no reason babe.

Speaking of Aria's MTV Fanatic contest winner, I don't think you and I have gotten the chance to be properly introduced to each other. Hello Savannah. I am Brody Sparks. It is your pleasure, not mine. How revolting and unfortunate it is to meet you. You seem to be so wrapped up on what Aria thinks about you, about every move she makes, that I don't think it's dawned on you, I don't think you quite understand the scenario you're being put in. Sure you get to stand by with your hero, but this is not going to be like how Empire has been for you. Little Savannah started to come out of her shell, just as I was gone. Cute. I guess the people of the world needed something to keep their foolish minds busy, so they had you. You need to know that this is not going to be a swan song. This is not you and Aria teaming together so you would cream your pants being in the same ring with her. There is no happy ending for you in this match. This is a match like no other. This is a match that will physically eradicate you, not just mentally. This is not the Empress Of Elite Tournament, where you would comfortably go by and come out victorious. Where you didn’t have to worry about five other women come for you head. Where you couldn’t bring your own fun to the party. This match is an entirely different entity than what you would want it to be. This match was not made for someone like you. I would know Savannah. I was in your exact same position last year. Although we have shared similar positions going into this match, one key difference is you're all about candy, you're all about sunshine and seeing the good in life, and me? I was always about making someone suffer. You’re stepping into my yard, and candy isn’t going to help you here. I am a realist. I am a woman who enjoys the smell of blood, the taste of blood. I am a woman who loves to watch your skin split as I’m cutting deep into it. My kind of sticky and sweet treat can’t be found underneath a wrapper, but it’s underneath skin. I see everything in the world for the truth it is. I live in the real world, in the real world, someone like you won't have what it takes to last, let alone in this match. You only want to get serious when you fall on your ass. When it’s too late. You only want to present yourself as a threat when someone pushes you into doing so. Someone has to kick you in the ass for you to be a real wrestler, to be a real woman to handle business and get it done. I’m supposed to be impressed that it took Haruna and Azumi fucking you up for you to grow some balls? You’re better off sticking to your twitter fingers. Although, I’m not even sure you were upset that they hurt you. You were probably more upset that they bothered Aria. “Oh god they hurt me, Aria’s upset, time for me to put on my big girl panties and tell them off on the feed because that will make her proud!” It's pathetic. Little miss sunshine doesn't know that she is about to experience the cloudiest day ever. What happens if Aria is taken out, and you're still standing? How will you ever manage without your coach, coaching you along, patting you on the head and catering to your needs? When are you going to wake the fuck up and apprehend that being all about sunshine and candy, and rainbows aren't what's going to take you places? When are you going to realize that idolizing and having these false idols isn't going to amount to anything for you? You're constantly unsure of yourself, seeking validation. A child. A child playing  woman’s game. Or maybe that’s just it. Maybe you just want to become so close and idolize Aria until the one time she doesn’t expect you to sneak up onto her and take away what she loves the most. It’s the perfect formula. Kill her with your kindness, weaken her, and then just like that, you’re walking out as Women’s Champion. Why Savannah you sly, evil little genius. But then again, to pull that off, you’d actually have to be a genius, and that is something you’re not. Sweet? Sure. Nice? Of course. Smart enough to carry out something like that? Not so much. You think your family is going to continue to praise and love someone who couldn't get things done? Love and be "so proud" of someone who is going to come in second best? How are your mom and dad going to feel when their daughter comes home, yet again empty-handed. How will your family feel when they can't even recognize your own face, your own soul. That's what you're about right? Heart and soul. Heart and soul aren't enough. Not for this kind of match.  It's like you women can't understand. You're all heart and soul, and this pathetic cliche that is fed to the youth of the world, that putting everything into something guarantees it will go your way, or you're all empty shells. There is a common ground. When are you going to see that "respect" isn't something everyone is deserving of. I mean I can hear it now, "my family will be proud of me because I fought!". "My family will be proud that I never gave up, and there's nothing wrong with that!" but there is. But don't worry, you'll be just like the rest, ready to hit me with a false persona to cover up the shame I have brought to you, by calling you out on your bullshit. The thing about candy babe is that although it's sweet. Although you cherish and crave the taste, too much isn't good for your health. Just like this chamber.

This exquisitely crafted chamber that I consider, the second home for me. I get a sense that it’s where I belong. I become swept up in zen.  Matches like these were created for me. I still put a little of the extreme in Answers Wrestling. Stepping inside that chamber and being locked in a pod, you’re like an animal in its cage. You see your prey prowling around if you're fortunate enough not to be called in first. I guess you could say I fancy the thrill of it, I savor the chaos it brings, the lack of order. I thrive in that environment. The unpredictability, unleashing its own redolence. You go inside and that’s it. You don’t even realize there's a crowd filled with thousands of people watching you participate in a barbaric structure. It’s something humans have relished for many centuries. The brutality of watching people kill each other, I feel the enticement. After all if enjoying and doing “bad things” wasn’t fun, there wouldn’t be any temptation to do so. You tend to get misplaced in the feeling. The air starts to close in on you. All of your senses are forced to be heightened. I was in that chamber before, so I know I can’t even say I know what to expect because, in an environment like that, you can’t presume too much. But one thing I can honestly say I wouldn’t be shocked to find, miss “Devil May Cry”, miss “edgy” Revy telling us all about how she doesn't care about this. Putting on her "pity me, but I'm actually just putting on an act" gig. Oh, Revy. Cute, lost little Revy. Empire was fun. I enjoyed putting you in your place. More importantly, I enjoyed showing the world why you shouldn’t be here, and no it’s not because you are the raging moron you are. It’s not because you’re some character out of every whiny teenage soap opera. It’s because while I was trying to open your eyes, I proved myself to be right. It’s because you are lost. You are a lost little girl trying to find her place in a woman’s game. Trying to be something you’re not. For what? Giggles? Because you want to prove you’re the most narrow-minded woman in the world? Is that what you think will make you stand out among five other women in this chamber? Do you think that will help you survive in this match? Because this isn't just about winning, it's about surviving. I can hear you now, ringing in my ear, “I’m Revy. Like I sort of don’t wanna be here. I wanna drink, but like I also wanna be here cause I’ve got nothing else going on in my life. I wanna make everyone who actually gives a shit about this business miserable because I’m miserable too.” Misery does love company, but I sure as hell won't be accompanying you and your shenanigans. Sums it up right? You don’t even have a sense of direction of what you want. You’re walking into a forest with no map, no cellular device, just you and your lack of sense and direction. You’re a deer in the headlights, trying to walk her way through the darkness hoping that there's something waiting for you on the other side, hoping there's a light at the end of the tunnel, giving you some sense of meaning in life. I remember you telling me how I like to live in my own world. Not caring about what goes on around me, and you’re precise. I truly do not give a single fuck about anything and anyone else except me. Wouldn’t you say the same exact thing? You don’t truly care about this match, you don’t care if you win or lose. You don’t care because you don’t know what you want. How can I take anything that you say seriously when you half-ass everything you do? You live in your own world, of booze, and delusions, but the difference between your world and mine is the fact that in my world, I know why I’m here. I have a sense of security no one will take away from me. I know why I belong. I knew what I wanted to do here for a very long time, but you? In your world, you don’t know what you’re fighting for. You have no reason be here. On Empire, you didn’t care. You flat out said that you didn’t even why you were here, that it’s just something you liked to watch, and now you’re here. But then something happened. I so easily got underneath your skin. I so easily revved you up, didn’t I? Even the toughest stone can break. It took a few words for me to make you crumble it took a few words just to get the woman who supposedly didn't care to actually give a damn, and you only gave a damn because the people like you, only get into defense mode when proven wrong. When their embarrassed, naked and stripped of their pleasure. I lit a fire under your ass when I gave you a little spark in your life. You're welcome. I love charity. But you need to understand that lazy people will never be on top. People like you, they don't get to hold championship belts because people like you only take shit serious when you get your ass handed to you. People like you only care when you get dished a nice slice of humble pie and suddenly you are scrambling around like a chicken with its head cut off. Suddenly you’re trying to make sense of something, trying to put yourself together so that you can make a point. Why? No, not to defend yourself, because remember you “don’t care”, you do it so that you can get even with the person who made you feel like the biggest idiot in the world. I live in a world where I see things in my perspective and I change what people see in their perspective. I will never be the type of person to succumb to the accusations that has been casted against me. I will never be the type of person to deny something that I love or something that I hate or something that I respect. I love this business. I grew up loving this business but what drove me most to come here to be in this kind of business was the fact that I got to hurt people, it was the fact that I got to control things and it was the fact that power was in my hands. I am addicted to this deadly game. Addictions come in various forms. It can come in drugs and liquor. Yours is obviously the booze you love chugging, but for me my addiction was competition. My addiction was power and control and once I feed off of that and once I have it in my hands, I become a force to be reckoned with. Some of you women don't deserve to step in the ring with me and you are a prime example of it. You’re going to learn to trust your instincts. You should have walked away when you had the chance, because now you're shaking and I know now you have to put on a brave face because you're facing someone who can see through you. Your palms are getting sweaty,  I know the hairs on the back of your neck are standing up. You're realizing what you're about to walk into is something that the military could not have ever prepared you for. You are recognizing that you can't handle it but you have to show, it’s too late to turn back now.

Turning back time would be the simplest solution in the world. You made a mistake and want to fix it? Turn back the clock right? You wanted to do something right the first time? Turn it back. But this isn’t some fantasy television show. This is the reality. The reality of it all is, we cannot turn back time. Whatever happens, and if we grow to regret it later, you have to deal with it. You have to somehow find a way bounce back. That’s what I did after last year’s Shock Value. And a shock was exactly what it was. Ten women entered a ring, and one by one each woman would be eliminated until we had one winner standing tall. I was determined to make sure that that woman would be me. It didn’t work out that way did it Azumi? I hate to rely on the past, but it oftentimes becomes relative to the present. You see Azumi, you and I never quite got to face each other in a one on one circumstance. It would seem like the stars could never align for that. Either you were in Haruna’s corner while I was dismantling her, or we were in some sort of multi-woman match, just like Shock Value. You see how much the past can play a role in your present? Now here we are, finding ourselves in almost the same scenario. Multiple women, but not as much. A golden opportunity and only one woman can emerge as the winner. You see while then, it was a Battle Royal, this Chamber is the complete opposite. It won’t take a quick hip attack to knock me out of the equation. We will all be locked in pods, that are locked in one large cage. You will actually have to face me, woman to woman to pin me or make me submit, to eliminate me out of the equation. But, you’re Azumi Goto, right? You’re the Ace of Empire no? So it should be easy pickings for you, right? Not exactly. You will proudly proclaim to be the best pure wrestler in our division. So that should automatically make you a threat? We should all just go running for the hills, because the best wrestling in our division, is going to end us right? We should all fall to your feet and give you the praise and the glory because in your mind, and remember in your mind alone, you’re far too superior than us. That should do it right? Being the best wrestling is all you need to win this match in your eyes, but remember this is your first Extreme Elimination Chamber, and wrestling is just part of it. But hey, by your logic, anyone with a good voice should be famous.  Should already be winning grammys, but what you fail to realize is that you can be the best any anything, but if you don’t have the mentality to know strategic thinking, to outsmart your competition, then you were better off not being born with that gift. However, it’s what you tell us all the time. You are the best wrestler, and that’s what you’re here for.  That should already show the world that you will be able to take me and five other women, including your wife, out of the chamber right? Maybe that’s what you’d like to think Azumi, but I truly, whole-heartedly believe differently.  You can call me one half of the Psycho Sisters, but I think if anyone here can understand, and respect the growth in someone’s career, it would be you. I am not the same Brody from Shock Value last year. You are not the same Azumi Goto from Shock Value either. So what's the opposition? After Shock Value, I went on to do bigger and better things. You? Sure you had your Control In The Vault briefcase, but during the whole time from which you had won it, until the night you cashed it in, you remained pointless. You were too busy in some love-hate telenovela alternate reality with Haruna Sakazaki. You were only whispering, meanwhile, I was roaring. Then when you did cash it in, although you gave Aria a fight, she still remained on top, and it was almost as if you earned that briefcase for nothing. So now you want to rely on the fact that you gave her “fight” so that means you have all the tools in the world to walk out of Road To Redemption as Women’s Champion. The Ace is confused yet again. But confused is just one of the many things you are. You’re confused, and you’re stupid. So. So. Stupid. I bet you and Haruna would love to cherish the thought that you were able to take me out with the hit of that ridiculous Gummy Bear Baseball bat. But, contrary to what you think, it took you nailing me from behind. Taking a page out of my book, a book that was handwritten by me. It took two ignorant and ill-bred Asians to take out one person. I was ready to put my hands on Aria, but of course, you wanted to leave a lasting impact. Congratulations Azumi, you did, and it will be the most memorable thing you’ll do throughout your whole entire career! You also seem to forget that only one woman can walk out with that title. Not two. So tell me who wears the pants between you and Haruna? You like to claim behind the nicknames you’re forte is wrestling. When I look back at the career of Azumi Goto, five-star matches isn’t exactly what comes to mind. The only worthy wrestling matches you’ve had were when you were against other women, women who were superior to the “Ace”. I said it before, and I’ll happily remind you again, you’re no Ace in this deck of cards known as the Empire Women’s division. You are the Joker. Aria is the “queen” right?  Revy is the wild card. Savannah is the Jack. Haruna is your king.  So what am I? I’m the trump card. I play my cards right, and you'll all become null and void.

No one could ever say that about you Aria. Whenever anyone speaks the name Aria, you never think of the words null, and void. I can think of a few words myself, but null and void don’t come to mind. Most people look at you and try to paint you as a monster. It’s almost like every woman is fixated with taking you out. You must feel so flattered. I don’t know what’s more insulting, the fact that they paint you in such a light that you don’t see yourself as, or the fact they look at you as if you’re the most significant woman in our division. I beg to differ. I’m not going to make you out to be some big, bad wolf, and treat you like you're this frightening woman who doesn’t want to see anyone but herself be successful here. I’m going to treat you like how I see you. You’re just another woman I have to defeat to get what I want. I’m not going to paint you as this queen like the others do because you’re most certainly not royalty. I won’t squander time and try to stoop to their level, feeding your soul-sucking ego. I mean come on Aria, you have to admit it. You just love when people deem you to be the woman to beat in our division. You just love when Azumi makes her ignorant claims about you being the golden girl. You’d like to tell the world that you don’t like it, that you just can’t help that the people love you, but deep down inside. You feed off of it. You thrive off of it. It’s what keeps the train running inside of you, it’s the oil that keeps your wheels turning. And there's nothing wrong with that but what's wrong with it is when you don't want to admit it. I used to admire you, but so much has changed. I can admit that truth. I truly did respect you and like you one point, and I know, you couldn’t care less about those who like and or respect you, but this is more so having to deal with the truth. Something you don’t like to admit. You don't ever want to admit the truth but the truth is something that you just cannot avoid. I mean last year you were so hell-bent and so certain you were so persistent in claiming that you were going to be the one to walk out with the Specialist Championship and you didn't. It's like a curse for you. I know that it haunts you to this very day. I know that it irritates you that the great and stubborn Aria Jaxon, well she just couldn't pull it off. It's a scar on the skin that is your career and it is a scar that I left you. We all like to be certain that we're going to do things, we all like to be so self-assured and truthfully we all want to believe we could be unstoppable, but that’s just not how it is. Someone eventually stopped my reign as Specialist Champion and you better believe someone is going to stop your reign as Women's Champion and that someone will be me. How poetic and wondrous would it be for the chamber to come down to you and me yet again. I just so happen to be your kryptonite in this kind of match, the one thing that's going to be watching you. The one factor that’s going to have you sweating during this whole damn match. Darling let's be honest with ourselves, I know when you look at the women who are coming for that title, you see what you always do. You look at Azumi as nothing,  you look at Haruna is dismissive, you look at Savannah as a young one, who you will probably deem as to not being ready for this, "this isn't personal, but I can't let you get the best of me!". You just see everyone as little bumps in your road. Granted you and Azumi both tore the house down together but you still ended up on top and that's what matters to you the most. It didn't matter how great someone was working you in the line of fire against you, what would matter to you was that you were still the winner and that you still have that belt around your waist. Now here we are in this chamber, where I'm the biggest threat to your title. It’s so funny, it’s truly laughable, it’s quite the knee-slapper how everyone wants to talk about how they're actually a threat to you or how they're going to come and they're going to defeat you. I mean who knows maybe your little stalker fan Savannah has something up her sleeve for you or maybe she'll help you and hold your hand and make sure that her Idol wins, she blows as much smoke up your little as the asinine fans do, but I think you realize deep down inside that the only woman who has what it takes in this match to make sure that a repeat of last year happens again is me. I'm the only one who's going to press the repeat on the button to take away something that you care oh so badly about. In a way though babe, you could thank me. You should be thanking me. If I hadn’t won at Road To Redemption last year, you wouldn't have gone on to become Women's Champion, to begin with. I guess you can thank me for opening the door for you on your journey to obtaining that title. Oh but I know, the all-seeing and knowing Aria Jaxon, she wouldn’t believe that, you’d believe and know you’d get it eventually, but at least I made it that much easier for you babe. I mean think about it, when I win the Women’s title, you could finally go after and capture the Specialist Title. Consuela's your friend I’m sure she would love to give you a pity shot. You didn't know how you didn't know when but you knew that ultimately you would hold that. Everything happens for a reason Aria. I beat you last year for a reason. I went on to become the hidden gem in the division that no one saw coming, not even you. Do you remember the little whispering in my ears you spoke? Remember when it wasn't my time, and I didn't have the credentials to beat you? I wasn't good enough. I still had much to learn and yet still you had to swallow those words didn't you? The same person ended up beating you for that title and the difference between then and now is that I actually had a little bit more time to make myself into who I am today. I've actually gotten time to show the world what I'm capable of. I had to force people to see who I was because with you and Cailin and Tarah running the division, a lot of people didn't want to pay attention to the other girls. No one wanted to see the potential in the eye candy of Zack Crash. I had to make them, I single-handedly saved the world from being revolved around you three. I saved the division from another year of the Aria, Tarah, Cailin, and Cameron saga. People actually seen that even though you guys were great, there was somebody looming around who could be just as great or even better. I'm the wind that's going to be blowing through this division. I'm bringing change to this division and the people are finally going to get a champion that they need. Not you, a champion they want, but me, a champion that they need Aria.  I'm not going to knock you because you have been a reigning and defending champion. I understand that everyone loves to tell me I hardly defended my Specialist title, and that is a fact. That is a fact that I live with and it is true but it wasn't my fault that there wasn't any competition for me, that honestly is not even worthy of being called competition. It wasn't my fault Stephanie couldn't get the job done, that Haruna couldn't get the job done, that you’re little best friend couldn't get the job done. I was just that damn good. Oh but hey, at least you and Tarah have that in common too! You both didn’t have what it took to claim a belt that was mine. You couldn’t keep me from taking it, and she couldn’t take it from me. It’s so funny, because you know what they say babe, history always repeats itself.
Aria Jaxon
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 8:02 pm by Aria Jaxon
TIME FLIES -- MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA.

The passage of time is something that can’t be avoided. Much like a force of nature, there’s never a case where you can raise your hand to try and stave it off. It’s a fact of life, and that truth tends to separate people into two camps. On one hand, there are those who let the passing of time become their enemy, by sitting back and allowing life to pass them by. On the other, there are those who realize that seconds are precious and use the time to mold themselves into the best people they can be. As professional wrestlers, time is never truly on our side. Some might even think we’re on borrowed time from the first day we lace up our boots. It’s a matter of time until the ill-fated “milestone” of an injury, a professional betrayal, or who knows what else. Only the best of us can make the time that we spend in EAW truly worth something. And let’s not front, when we’re standing on top of the world and brimming with pride? We’re not worried about time. I know I certainly haven’t been. My time as Women’s World Champion has flown by -- even if, as of two days ago, I now have the right to call myself the longest-reigning champion in the young legacy of this already-coveted accolade. The days since I won this title on the first night at Pain for Pride has been a whirlwind. It’s like I blinked and I was past my first defense against Madison. I blinked again and I was the sole survivor of my team at Territorial Invasion. A third blink and I was standing over Azumi at Manifest Destiny. I blink again, and this time, I gotta crane my neck upward, appraising the cold, unforgiving steel citadel that’s looking to envelop me, break me, and take my championship if I don’t channel my inner Clayton Kershaw and pitch a damn-near perfect game. You know what they say, though; time flies when you’re having fun. And though my reign hasn’t carried on uncontested, even though there’s been fierce opposition at every turn, I’ve found myself still standing tall in the end. That’s why it’s flown by, because when you’re thriving, you don’t think about the passing of time. I’m walking into Road to Redemption this year having marveled at how quickly the days have passed since June, and also knowing that I’m bound and determined to do whatever it takes to ensure that there are more quickly-passing days on the horizon for yours truly.

The spot I’m standing in now, I’d have killed to be here walking into the previous edition of Road to Redemption. Back then, I wasn’t living through the type of days that fly back. They were trickly by much slower. I was at a place in my career where I had some very important decisions to make. The Sirens, racked by betrayal from the inside out, were effectively over, so what was my next step? Was it a sign that maybe I was meant to be Voltage-bound, letting the Young Lions Cup take precedent once again? Was I supposed to be back on Sunday nights, going toe-to-toe with the men? Or was the dissolution of that alliance my cue to shift gears and chase after a brand new goal on Empire? With the history-making revelation that the first all-women’s Extreme Elimination Chamber in history would be stretching high into the air at Lucas Oil Stadium, it seemed like my choice couldn’t have been more clear. I love where I’m at now, because I can sit back and know without a shadow of a doubt that I’ve earned it. I literally paid the cost to be the boss. Blood, sweat, and tears were the toll I had to hand over to have the right to walk this road, and I’ve paid it in spades. The throne I sit on now is one of my own making. One that, come hell or high water, come the fiercest opposition that Empire can fling in my direction, will still be the pedestal I sit upon when the Extreme Elimination Chamber claims its last victim and the world is left in awe of the hellacious battle it’s just witnessed. Make no mistake, though; just because I revel in standing atop the mountain now, don’t think I’ve forgotten what it was like to give chase. Walking into the Chamber last year as a hungry challenger rather than a determined defending champion isn’t a feeling that’s left in the back of my mind. That desire to pull through? That refusal to quit? That unbridled competitive fire? They’re all still here, just channeled in a different direction now. It’s no longer about seizing what I believe to be mine. It’s about fiercely protecting what I’ve already got. The most dangerous, focused competitors that this brand could churn out are ignoring the butterflies, the trepidation, and the cold clink of steel to set their sights on the prize encircling my waist. Everything y’all are vowing to do now, I did once before, and I came up short. My first outing in an Extreme Elimination Chamber didn’t end quite how I wanted. The optimist in me likes to think that having made it to the final two in my first-ever time competing in the match was nothing to balk at. And realistically, it wasn’t, but it wasn’t nearly enough for me. I wasn’t playing back my highlights in the match and straining to look for silver linings. I was caught up in the fact that I’d lost. I’d come so close, yet so far. The pain that comes with not being able to go the distance in this structure is severe, but sadly, it’s one that I have to dish out if I wanna protect what I’ve worked so hard for. I’m not walking into this match saying that I’m about to maliciously shorten careers or spill blood just for the hell of it. If I wanna extend my reign -- and believe me, I fucking do -- the price to be paid is my survival inside that hellish prison. I’m handing out L’s because if I’m posing the question of “Me or them?” to myself, I’m placing myself and my championship reign ahead of all else. I gotta leave the rest of you to be content with the participation ribbons, because it’s that or nothing at all. There won’t be anything left for you to cling to, because I’m leaving with what matters. The fact that we all covet the same thing is the common thread linking us together, and we’re only days away from me severing that thread and whatever claims y’all think you have to what belongs to me. I’m far from done being The Queen. This time is still mine.

I can’t talk about the value of time without also talking about the fact that Haruna and Azumi have wasted so much of theirs lately. Listen to the entitlement that so often punctuates everything they say. A match of this caliber is exactly the kinda thing they claim they deserve, exactly the sort of scenario their subpar careers have allegedly led them directly to. When they bitch and fit about being overlooked and screwed by the system, they cite matches with stakes this high as being the precise shit that they’re missing out on. Still, when they’re given every chance in the world to prove that they should be recurring faces in any championship scene instead of just one-off appearances, they fumble the ball. This is the sort of place where they foolishly believe they can thrive. If they’d given me any reason to think otherwise, I might believe them. I’m tryna connect the dots, I really am, but the course being charted by either of their careers? It doesn’t lead them to my championship. Not in their wildest dreams. I used to think that when a match this big was staring someone in the face, they’d either rise to the occasion or recoil away from the pressure and crumble completely. But Empire’s resident idol rejects have taken on a completely new approach, one that entails being completely in denial about what exactly they’ve gotten themselves into, all while biding time until the ultimate disappointment of once again coming up short in their uneventful careers renders everything they’ve said and done lately null and void. They’ve spent the last number of weeks not facing the preliminary challenges of Road to Redemption head-on. Instead, when they’ve won, the victories have been hollow, and when they’ve lost? There are a million excuses as to why it happened. As of late, every time they’ve opened their mouths to gloat in the worst broken English I’ve ever heard, they’re always taking pride in shit that doesn’t matter. Think about it. Over these last few weeks, you’ve been presented with chances to gain meaningful momentum and make a statement going into this championship matches. Azumi faced off with Savannah, another woman who will be locked inside the Chamber with us. Imagine what a message it would send if you put away one of your eventual opponents fair and square. You can’t necessarily copy and paste a victory from one match to another, no, but it’d have gone a long way toward proving you could hang. Now, there’s one thing I gotta make clear -- Haruna was never gonna beat me in our last match on Empire, but she could’ve given me her best and proven that she might actually be something more than just a hood ornament in this match. Instead, half of her offense consisted of waiting for her wife to hop up onto the apron and get a momentary reprieve from me beating her ass. Y’all and your underhanded tactics forced Savannah and I to have to be there for one another in a capacity that we didn’t necessarily plan on. The difference between us and you, though, is that we’re not walking around acting as if our bond is gonna save either of our asses when that Chamber door shuts behind us. It’s every woman for herself when that bell rings and shit gets real. Historically, the teamwork bullshit doesn’t work too well in women’s Chamber matches. Ask Cameron Ella Ava and the dearly departed Kendra Shamez all about that. Cameron thought she was one Goddess’ Touch away from taking me outta the match, and bam. I duck, and instead Kendra is the one eating Cameron’s not-so-well-placed Nike hightop. Those two shouted to kingdom come that they were best friends, and yet, when they entered that Chamber? Friendship meant next to nothing. They both made premature exits, and the defending champion was no longer the champion when all was said and done.

But wait, lemme guess. Y’all are different, aren’t you?

Being a happily married couple that claims to support one another is just so much nobler than being two veterans with god complexes, right? Just because your goal isn’t Empire-wide domination, you’re bound to be successful in this match? If we’re being real, the only time teamwork is the real key to success is if you’re in a match for the Tag Team Championships, and y’all couldn’t exactly hack it there, either. The one time when being high and mighty about your supposedly inseparable bond was supposed to lead you to the promised land, and you got one-upped by The High Rollerz. Now you’re doing a sorry ass copy and paste job, acting like you’ll have better luck with a change of scenery, but the two of you are the only ones buying that as a sound strategy. The truth of the matter is that I don’t think either of you planned to be here. The only reason that either one of you is in this match is because of me. After that stunt you pulled, I went to Tarah and asked...nah, I begged her to slot you two into this match. And it wasn’t an act of charity, either. It was never me gift-wrapping my title and handing it off to either of you. If y’all are gonna fail miserably, I want it to be in the biggest stage possible. You don’t deserve to compete for my championship, but you do deserve every bit of pain inflicted on you in this match. You won’t be able to rely on count-outs or DQs or whatever the fuck other cowardly ass tactics you like to use so often. There’s nowhere to run, and no chance in hell of either of you being anything other than an untimely exit. I’d love nothing more than to send you both to Minneapolis’ nearest ICU en route to retaining my championship, but who knows? Maybe Savannah will get her hands on you first. Maybe Revy will make an example of you. Maybe Brody satiates her bloodlust and takes you out. My priority is remaining champion. Whether your end in this contest comes at my hands or not, it doesn’t matter. There is no version of this where I let either of you underachievers do damage to the championship lineage that I want so badly to protect. I’ve been a fighting champion, and you think I’m about to let either one of you get the best of me? For what? So you could cop a disqualification finish in every single title defense? So you can cheat in every outing? Yeah, I think not. You made a mistake when you sought me out. And hey, I get it. The easiest way to turn heads is to target the baddest bitch in the prison yard. Just because I understand the reasoning behind it doesn’t mean I’m letting either of you off scot-free. There won’t be anymore hit and runs, no more of you two talking a big game and doing absolutely nothing to back it up. It ends here. I’m about to blow the high you’ve been on recently. It’s about time you opened your eyes and realized you’re not walking a yellow brick road toward your dual championship dreams. There’s only a canvas splattered with your blood. The only ending is one where I remain champion.

I can rag on The Honeymooners all day for riding some fictional wave of momentum generated by what they believe is a hot streak, for some reason. Post-match beatdowns and bottom-rung promos -- which are interrupted by the likes of me, no less -- are what they use to prop themselves up. They string enough of those together in a row, and they pat themselves on the back feeling as if all their ducks are in a row heading into Road to Redemption. But you, Brody? It doesn’t matter how I feel about you personally, I won’t mince words when I say that you’ve been building meaningful momentum ahead of our encounter. You’re coming into this match with a full head of steam. Despite all her tough talk about giving you “her worst”, you put Revy away. And, in what I’m sure was a match where you came out feeling like you were on top of the world, you beat Madison. Not the first match she’s dropped as the sitting Empress of Elite either, but what else can you expect from somebody who attacks an injured upstart fresh off her first championship match? There’s gotta be some semblance of pride and invincibility that comes with being on the roll that you’ve been on as of late, and you’re now knocking on my door -- probably battling back against the same fierce case of deja vu that I am. It has to be said that we’ve been here before. We can’t exchange words over the course of this week without speaking about the fact that we’re the only two women in this match who have ever stepped into an Extreme Elimination Chamber before. The other girls, bless their hearts, they’re just making educated guesses. They’re watching footage and their minds are running wild. They’re laying out their plans for how they’ll conduct themselves in this match, but how can you plan for something like this? They don’t really know what’s waiting for them. But we do. And to their credit, ten months ago, I thought I knew exactly what I was getting into, too. I thought I had it all figured out. I thought as was as prepared as I could be for something I’d never tried my hand at before. As it turns out, I was only partially right.

And when I say that, I don’t know if I’m talking about you or if I’m talking about the structure itself.

Part of me used to believe it was some exaggeration when people said you didn’t leave a Chamber the way you went in. When they said it changed you, I don’t think I ever stopped to really take that into account. It’s not a lie. I left last year’s Chamber battle-hardened and more experienced. There’s plenty of pride to be taken in that, but I also left it without the Specialists Championship. Nah, that was left to you, despite my best efforts. The underdog. The only woman who’d gone into the match without a title or tournament win to her name, and as it turned out, she was the last woman standing. It’s some storybook type shit, even if we all know that’s not your forte. Literally the following week, my sights wound up being set on the title I now hold, but the Specialists Championship never left the back of my mind. After all, how could it? Even if it wasn’t the gold I wanted anymore, your reign was still a topic of conversation. I remember thinking to myself that, if you’d fought so hard to win the belt in the first place, surely you’d fight just as hard, if not harder, to hang onto it. But hey, I’ve been wrong before, haven’t I? Look, you were the longest-reigning champion in the history of that title, and nobody can ever take that from you. It’s a hell of an accomplishment, even when you scratch beneath the surface and unveil the ugly truth about those six months. Did you use up all your skill and willpower on the shocking win that kicked the reign off, so much so that you had to pull rabbits outta your hat to last until Consuela damn near took your eye outta your skull? At every turn from King of Elite onward, you had help. Against Haruna, you had help. Against Tarah, you had help. Against Stephanie, goddamn, did you have help. The one time you put that belt on the line and there were no reinforcements in sight, you tapped in front of the entire world. Now, I know as well as anybody that sometimes you win some, you lose some. But I’ve always lost on my own accord. If I lose, it’s because I got outplayed, and you’d know because you’ve been there. If I win, I owe it to me and only me. I’ve been a fighting champion. I haven’t turned back a lick of opposition, and when my championship is on the line? I’m the only one who punches my ticket to success. But I know you’re a smart woman. I know you know that friends don’t mean shit when that Chamber door closes, so I know you intend do handle business all on your own. You should know, though, that if you’re looking for an automatic re-do of last year, you’re in for a rude awakening. Beginning at Road to Redemption last year, the world begin to see a change in you. As time went on, you were no longer the scrappy upstart wanting to be taken seriously. You were no longer the woman that Azumi kept from winning Control in the Vault. You weren’t the hussy that had to rely on cheap shock value to secure a Chamber spot. You became a conniving, confident champion. You evolved. You changed. You learned. And so have I. We’re not obsessing over the same thing anymore. That might’ve been true the last time, but not so much anymore. See, you’re still giving chase. You’re still alight with all the same fervor and passion that’s to be expected of anybody in this situation. You’re gonna make fiery proclamations of a Sparks-centric future. My job isn’t to change your mind, because I know the confidence of every woman in this match is unwavering. My job is just to ensure that you’re wrong when this is all over, and believe me, I can fucking manage that. For me, this is a perfect storm. In the past, I became acquainted with what it means to compete in and survive in a Chamber. As of late, I’ve been turning back opposition to remain champion. It’s all led me here, and I can’t think of a better stage upon which to notch a defining win and continue my reign. You’re long past the point of having to prove that you belong. You’ve proven that you can hang among the top tier. You’ve shown the world more than once that you belong right where you are, but for all the strides you’ve made and for as great as Brody Sparks may now be, you’re not immune to defeat. I’m not Madison, I’m not Revy, and I’m not anybody else you’ve put down lately to chart this impressive course toward Minneapolis. I’m the woman you’ve got your eye on. I’m the woman who was standing atop this brand while you were out tending to the owie on your face. You can have another moment in the sun, but right now, the sophomore jinx is gonna strike. You don’t get to reign supreme in the aftermath of two Chamber matches. One day, you’ll be able to call this title your own, but today is not that day. Oh, I know there’s nothing you’d love more than for a few perfectly-placed sparks to be fanned into a full-blown wildfire, but I’m here to temporarily snuff out those flames. There’s not a doubt in my mind as to whether or not I can make it happen.

This weekend, I’m walking into a towering steel Chamber with five other women that are hitting the start button on their proverbial stopwatches and counting the seconds until what they perceive to be the end of my Women’s World Championship reign. But they’re all wrong. Road to Redemption isn’t the end of the line for Aria Jaxon as champion. My time isn’t up. If you ask me, there’s still plenty more days to pass, plenty more defenses just like this one where I’ll emerge from a battle still clutching my prize. Don’t hold your breath, girls. None of you wanna be champion as badly as I wanna stay champion. I’m far from finished. Time is still on my side, and my championship will still be slung over my shoulder.
Cage.
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 8:01 pm by Cage.
You can describe this feeling as waking up on Christmas morning, this is happiness. This is tranquility that we seek, for me I don't feel more comfortable unless I'm in some sort of danger, some kind of chaos that could result in my end. To say I'm looking forward to this Extreme Elimination Chamber is an understatement, what you are going to hear from the following other competitors is how this show is about them and how they are going to walk out with the EAW Championship. Why should I be like them? Why should I tell you people what you already know? You know I'm a weapon of mass destruction without the barbwire baseball bat and now that I have it what does that mean for the others in this chamber? I'm not afraid to rip flesh from bone and I'm not afraid to end careers if it results in me getting back the one thing that keeps me up at night and still keeps this heart pumping, and being locked in a chamber with people I absolutely detest isn't going to put me in any danger or harm. And the fact that the EAW Championship is on the line sweetens the fucking pot. I'm prepared to take this war wherever they want it to go. My road has been filled with its hurdles, it's bumps, it's bobcats coming out of nowhere trying to rip you limb from limb so you don't even make it but I've survived, if anything I'm the man to beat in this chamber because I just can't seem to die, whether it's taking my family away from me, whether it's me falling off the top of the mountain and having to get back up, nothing seems to be able to put Diamond Cage out of his fucking misery. Whose to blame for why I'm still here? I mean we are in this society of cowards, no one in EAW has the balls or is able to put a guy like me away, so yeah consider me the cancer, the cockroach of this company because when the smoke clears the man you'll see still standing is Diamond Cage.

 I'm an indestructible machine, and you think with the EAW Championship being on the line I'm going to roll over and die now? I can't, I may have no respect for none of you in this match holding claim to gold that you know absolutely nothing about, but I actually have respect for that EAW Championship. I respect what it is suppose to represent, but you know what it represents now? It represents cowards, because the champion himself is a coward, it represents pomp and circumstance with guys like Theron and it represents needing help and being protected with guys like Rex, that EAW Championship has been a whore, it's been prostituted around with guys not having respect for the championship, just wanting the gold because it looks good in the pictures, that championship at this point has been the representation of what the ass of this company looks like and I will not stand for it no longer. It would be a nice little story, a story filled with it's tragedies, and there's been a lot of tragedies in my careers but I've been able to stand on my own two feet, I've been able to stand in the ring against the best this company has to offer and I simply continue to ask “is that all you got?” because I sure as hell got enough gas in the tank, a motor that will not stop me on making this tragedy that has eclipsed my career and turn it into triumph and shove down your throats what I knew all along. I'm not hanging on by a thread, not becoming obsolete and I'm not an older timer latching on to the spotlight for one last hurrah, I'm a long haul battled tested solider with the scars and the record that demands respect from everyone in this business and all over the world, I'm the back bone, the heart and soul of this company, when I'm gone and I come back this company becomes legitimate again because I'm as real as they come. I speak and people listen and trust me when I say I am going to do something I'll do it or I'll die trying. And in this match fear is the enemy, pain is not, pain is your salvation, pain is your greatest weapon of all, in order to know how to deliver pain you have to experience it and there's no doubt in my mind the men and gal in this match is going to come up with creative ways of putting someone through so much pain to where they'll have a hard time getting out of bed tomorrow.

 But I'm already having a hard time getting up, I'm having a hard time every time I look at this hall of fame ring, I'm having a hard time every time people think they are going to be the one to finally put Diamond Cage down, if I'm going down, I'm going down on my sword, I'm taking as much of you as I can because that is the kind of man I am, and lastly I'm having a hard time every day I don't have the EAW Championship in my hands. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I YELL, SCREAM, BEG AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, NOBODY SEEMS TO LISTEN AROUND HERE UNTIL YOU START PILING BODIES AND STAINING THE CANVAS WITH YOUR OPPONENTS BLOOD SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! I'm balls deep, I'm all in, let's just put all our cards on the tables gentleman and lady, and let's see who really wants to be the EAW World Champion. And when the opportunity presents itself, SHOOT TO KILL, because the person who wins this chamber isn't going to care about their well being let alone anyone else's, whoever wins doesn't need to have a plan, whoever wins this chamber is the person who had enough malice and malicious intent to end someone's career if it meant ending their own to be the EAW World Champion. So you want my sales pitch for the show? If you are tired of suck ass phonies walking around this company playing pro wrestler and you want to see Diamond Cage do what he does best which is put on a barbaric wrestling clinic than you tune into Road To Redemption, and you watch Diamond Cage unleash, you watch me unleash years of bridled and bottled up pain and anger and frustration, you witnessed my downfall, you witnessed my rise and that story is over but this story right here gets written a new blood stained chapter when I leave the chamber with the EAW World Championship for the second time. Monsters aren't real, demons are in your head, but when the cell door closes, I am the monster, I am the demon, I am king of that structure and I make no exceptions just like this life. I am not religious but I promise you I'll take brutality to a whole different level, I'll make a man out of Theron, I'll get revenge on the Triumvirate with interest when I dethrone that jackass and take his title, I'll show the world what I already know, I am the man around here, the kingpin, the king of this company and the heart and soul of this place, this is a match for guys like me, this is a match where my recklessness will be my salvation, this is a match where you'll see a desperate man with nothing to lose giving everything I have to win the EAW Championship. And I'm not saying I'll have to be killed to be beaten, but you are going to have to come close to making me see death in the face and I'll defiantly spit in his face because even then it won't be enough. How can any of you understand the hunger? How can any of you understand the mile of crap I've had to crawl to just to get back to this fucking point in my career? How can you understand all the reasons you WILL fall? So let the games begin, but just know there's a violent storm coming and his name is Diamond Cage and he's about to leave destruction in his wake.


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Cameron Ella Ava
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 7:24 pm by Cameron Ella Ava
I.

Azrael & Ryan Wilson.

Elite Tandems.

Bound by Fate.
One by one, each of these teams fell to their knees for Di Consentes. These so called teams thought they were superior to us. In their hearts, they believed that they would win the Grand Prix. With us in the running, their chances diminished along with their hopes. As we secured our position in the finals, we awaited for competition to be revealed. I expected a true force to rise out of the rubble. Someone who was going to give us a run for our money. Someone who was going to be deemed worthy to stand toe-to-toe against Goddesses such as ourselves.

Instead, we have to settle for We are the Bollocks. 

Finnegan Wakefield and El Ironico. A couple of goofballs who believed that it would be so fun for them to create a tag team. Never in a million years did they find themselves in a position as striking as this one. They are one match away from a Unified Tag Team Championship Match against The Triumvirate’s Lannister and Ares Vendetta. A huge opportunity which could catapult their careers as high as they could think of. The one obstacle which stops this duo is the force of Cameron Ella Ava and The Heart Break Gal. They make think that we are gorgeous to look at, but if looks could kill, Finnegan and Ironico would be dead by now. Our delectable eyes pierce through their souls. Our words can cut them like a knife. We are a dangerous duo. We are a duo who is goal-oriented to make history once again. Why not make history together? Why not come together as women and show the EAW Universe that there is no force in this company that can take us down. It does not matter which team stood in front of us, they will not come in comparison to Di Consentes. They will find themselves in defeat. This is not the same speech I keep forcing upon my opponents, this is a lesson in which the rest of the Tag Division has not learned yet. If they don’t learn this weekend, then, there is no stopping them. Let their stupidity lead them to the ugly deeps of this company. It’s not like I would give a damn about them. 

Let’s talk about the first joke of We are the Bollocks - El Ironico. Where do I begin with you? What have you done that would be considered meaningful to the public eye? Honestly, I don’t consider a squash victory over Hades the Hellraiser to mean anything these days. Before Hades left, he was nothing more than a shell of his former self. His legacy has been ruined that not even a Hall of Fame induction could save his crumbling legacy. Hell, it couldn’t even salvage your career from going down the drain. You could have used Grand Rampage as a launching pad for your pathetic career, but you got thrown out of the arena before you could be able to do that. I mean, it wasn’t until you teamed with Finnegan where you started to begin rolling. Besides that, you wasted your time having your issues with Cody Marshall on Voltage. I had to admit - I was torn with who was the bigger joke: you, Cody or Chris Elite. I could say Chris Elite, but at least, he is doing something with his career. Even though it took him six fucking years to get off his lazy ass and become something of himself. The biggest accomplishment you had in 2017 was getting a fucking victory over Cody Marshall. You got a victory over a man whose career fell down the hole the moment he lost the New Breed Championship. When people think of El Ironico, they don’t see him as anything worthy. They don’t think of him as someone who could win a title; let alone one of the biggest tournaments in EAW today. When people really think of El Ironico, they think of him as a joke. A comedy act. Almost like TLA, but in the right position in the card. I’ve dealt with one annoying Mexican a couple weeks back. I don’t mind dealing with another one. I could use a good laugh this week before we tear you and Finnegan apart. I couldn’t do it emotionally. I could not break the both between two brothers when the two of you squared off for the New Breed Championship. When that fails, you got to do things manually. The Heart Break Gal and myself will have a great time with taking what is left of We are the Bollocks and ripping the two of you to shreds. What happens to you and Finnegan’s team is none of my corner. I don’t have any compassion or concern about what happens to my competition. The only thing that matters to me is winning the Grand Prix and taking my part in history once again. You may wear a mask, but try feasting your eyes on what greatness looks like. What a true tag team looks like.  This is what a winner is supposed to look like. Look at me. Look at The Heart Break Gal. Look at your chances of winning the Grand Prix slip from your grasps, Ironico.

Why must I look at an unoriginal piece of shit like Finnegan Wakefield - “talent isn’t sexually transmitted”. No shit, sherlock. I didn’t know that I needed to swap saliva with any male in the locker room to make it to the finals of the Grand Prix. Unlike We are the Bollocks, Di Consentes made it to the finals due to our dominating attitudes. We approached this tournament with two goals in mind: make it to the finals and secure our victory for a Unified Tag Team Championship match. It did not matter what we had to do to get to this point, but we did whatever it took to let everyone know that we are the team to defeat. I don’t know if I said this to you in particular - I’m underwhelmed by the competition presented in front of us. Any of the competition we have faced would have been better than the two of you jokes. You are nothing special in this match. The only reason people are giving a damn about your match this weekend is because of your opponents. Do you really believe that people pay to see El Ironico and Finnegan Wakefield? Do you think that fans are camped in line for early parts of the morning just to see you walk inside the arena? You might have been able to brainwash these scum of a fans that We are the Bollocks have a decent chance of defeating us. You have been able to get them to rally behind you. People want to see you defeat The Heart Break Gal and I. People want to see you succeed because you are swell people to get along with. The only reason why people bother giving you the time of day is because of the title you currently hold. Once you strip that away, you become nobody. You become nothing, but an afterthought in people’s minds. By winning the Grand Prix, it would add another accomplishment under your resume. It would give people another reason to remember you. It would finally give El Ironico a better moment than defeating Cody Marshall in front of Debra. I am going to be upfront with you - this is the most important match in your career. If you thought the X Division match at Pain for Pride was something, you have no idea what lies ahead of you. You’re not going to be facing the New Breed scum you’re use to facing. Di Consentes is more than just your Anthony Leonhart, Jon McAdams or Mark Michaels. This is a team consisting of two elite women who have revolutionized this company from the Womens Division all the way up to the World Championship scene. It makes you wonder what can we do for the Tag Division? Only great things can happen with us as a unit. I mean, The Heart Break Gal is on her way to becoming the first woman to hold a World Championship. I have found myself comfortable in the main event scene. Di Consentes is on their way up in the world. That is not something you could say for yourself.


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Abelard Becker
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 7:13 pm by Abelard Becker
Well I picked a great time to start stinking up the joint.

Truth or no truth, excuse or no excuse. Questions I've been floating around in my head for the past few weeks to try and explain what the hell is going on, and I still don't have an answer for any of them. A loss to Jacob Senn? Not ideal but something I can live with. Despite my thoughts on the man he's proven himself to be more than capable in the ring. A mistake, a slip up. Although rare, unavoidable no matter who you are. A formidable opponent took full advantage of said mistake and it cost me a win, okay.

But Ahren Fournier? No, no, no, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO, NO! Absolutely not. Unacceptable. Garbage. How? How? How did we get here? How did we go from just last month, the Hardcore Champion... to now, losing to Ahren Fournier in a matter of seconds? 

I... don't know. I have absolutely nothing. No explanation, no rhyme or reason, but instead of agonizing over it, I've come to the conclusion that I don't need one. I'm going to leave all of it where it already is, in the past. There's no sense in dwelling on it. Especially when a chance for glory looms on the horizon. Road to Redemption. How fitting. Poetic even. Ironic? Maybe. This whole journey has been about my redemption, my once again seizing the brass ring that I once had a stronghold on. And how perfect would it be if I were able to accomplish that feat, if I could tie a bow on my redemption story at the event that shares that namesake.

Before my dreams crash down and turn into nightmares though, let me reel myself in, back to reality, back to the true situation at hand. Six men, one chamber, one common goal, one prize, the Answers World Championship. Just being able to say that, those words, and knowing that I'm so close to seeing them materialize in the form of gold and leather that I'll be able to drape over my shoulder once again after five LONG years, it's enough to make me salivate. But I'm smart enough to know how this game works. This isn't one that can be won with skill, there's no strategy that ensures victory. So much of it is out of your control. This all became clear to me this Summer... it was the same non-strategy that I applied in my Hardcore Championship match with Zack Crash and Lethal Consequences. And hey... it worked out pretty good for me then. Now, I can only do the same and hope the result follows the previous one. Jacob Senn, Scott Oasis, Hurricane Hawk, The Pizza Boy, Nasir Moore... opponents yes but more than that... variables. As am I. I enter this match not as a competitor, not as a being, just a variable. One part of a grand experiment, who can survive war and leave as Answers World Champion? 

It sounds so simple, and it is... on the surface. But the blood and swear that is sure to be shed? It doesn't show. The possibility of broken bones? Nowhere to be found. It doesn't factor any of that in because it doesn't need to. All it calls for is a conclusion, and we, the collective group of variables, our only job is to give it one. I'm not one for philosophy but it truly is something bigger than us. 

Oasis will come through talking about his brute force and power. Jacob Senn his cunning. Nasir and Pizza Boy will speak of their heart and determination and that how that triumphs all. Hurricane Hawk will talk about... whatever quality he has that he thinks makes him special, unique, and the favorite to come out of this as champion but none of it is going to matter Saturday. As if words ever mean anything once it's time to lace up and step into the ring, but even less so here with so much up in the air. It makes this week different, more difficult than most. Braggadocio is useless. The argument of one being better than the other becomes a moot point, as there's no certainty the two parties will ever get to meet in the chamber to settle the dispute. This will be my fourth time stepping into the chamber, meaning I'm amongst the most experienced in this group? But what does that mean? It doesn't mean that I'm suddenly immune to the barbarism. That I've somehow discovered the secret of the chamber, that I can communicate with it and it can tell me how to emerge victorious. All it tells you is that... I've received the most punishment. 

It leaves a man at a literal loss for words, not because he can't say anything, but because there isn't anything to say besides, maybe a good luck? It hardly seems appropriate considering what we're going to get ourselves into but it's the only thing we can do. Hope that the dominoes fall just right for us. But really not for "us", for me. So that's what I'll do. I'll wish good luck to me.

Hey me! Good luck!
Tomi Venus
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 23rd 2017, 4:05 pm by Tomi Venus
Calm Before The Storm
Filler

[It’s early on a Saturday morning. Noise of plates clacking and quiet chatter fills a diner in a small town outside of Columbus Ohio. There are a few customers including a couple of truckers sitting at the counter. Target Smiles enters wearing a hoodie and jeans with his mask on. Heads start to turn, as they would when a masked man enters a diner on a Saturday morning. Target walks up to the counter and takes a seat a few seats away from anyone.]

Waitress: Can I get you anything to drink? Coffee? Water?

Target: What kinda pop do you have?


Waitress: Soda? We have Pepsi products.

Target: I’ll just have a Pepsi then.

Waitress: Alright sir.

[Target sits there silent and reserved but he’s caught the attention of the truckers seated within earshot of him.]


Trucker 1: Nice mask. You in town for Halloween stranger?

Target: Just here for work.

Trucker 2: You work for a circus?

Target: You could say that.

Trucker 1: I think I saw you on a commercial for some wrestling show. I recognize the mask. Unless you’re just a fan of his.


Target: No no, that would be me.

Trucker 2: So you’re a wrestler from Michigan?

Target: What?

Trucker 2: You asked the waitress what kinda pop they have. People around here don’t call it that.


Target: I’ve been to a lot of places. I guess I must have picked it up when I was there at some point.

[The waitress comes with Target’s Pepsi]

Waitress: Here’s your drink and I’ll be right back.

Target: Thankyou.


Trucker 1: We can certainly understand that. I’ve been on the road for days and still got a lot of miles to go before this run is done.

Trucker 2: Yep, same deal here. What about you? Don’t you gotta get to your next town?

Target: ...I haven’t decided yet.


Trucker 1: Hanging up your boots?

Target: No. I could never do that to the people watching. But I’m not sure if I’ll be on this next show.

Trucker 2: Sounds like you’re in a weird limbo right now.


Target: Yeah… kind of a calm before the storm I guess.

[The waitress comes back.]

Waitress: Alright hun, you ready to order?

Target: Actually I think I’m good.

[Target takes three singles and a hundred out of his wallet and gives it to the waitress.]


Waitress: I can’t accept this much money.

Target: It means nothing to me, please take it.

Waitress: I… Thank you sir.

Target: Have a nice day ma’am.


[Target gets up and goes towards the door.]

Trucker 1: Good luck on your travels stranger.

Target: I don’t think we’re strangers anymore.
Nasir Escobar
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 22nd 2017, 12:22 am by Nasir Escobar
Stephanie Matsuda wrote:
Cloudy Developmental

"Retcon"

(After calling every Chinese delivery place in Bushwick to see if Mongoose McQueen works there, Stephanie Matsuda goes to Prescott Hills, Arizona to free the orphans from the Sanatorium Mansion with your friendly neighborhood CPS worker. She also takes Lauryn and Jocelyn back to Brooklyn. Cloud buys the Diemos estate and tears down the mansion. She has Jocelyn's surname changed to Matsuda and adopts her. All Sanatorium npcs now belong to Team Matsuda)
:bolieve:
#FuckTheSanatorium
Stephanie Matsuda
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post October 22nd 2017, 12:20 am by Stephanie Matsuda
Cloudy Developmental

"Retcon"

(After calling every Chinese delivery place in Bushwick to see if Mongoose McQueen works there, Stephanie Matsuda goes to Prescott Hills, Arizona to free the orphans from the Sanatorium Mansion with your friendly neighborhood CPS worker. She also takes Lauryn and Jocelyn back to Brooklyn. Cloud buys the Diemos estate and tears down the mansion. She has Jocelyn's surname changed to Matsuda and adopts her. All Sanatorium npcs now belong to Team Matsuda)
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