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[size=15]The 24/7 Battle Royal @ Pain For Pride, Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a stays update:[/size]

[size=15]“Well my dear followers, I guess you could say the countdown is on. Now for some (such as myself) their has been a multitude of people, from every country, every city, every tribe who have been counting down the months, days, he'll they've been counting down the seconds till I step out thru the curtain, and make my grand entrance at #PainForPrideTen! [/size]

[size=15]Now we are less than a week away from this grand daddy of shows, and every member of the roster is feeling the excitement and anticipation build within them. None more than your undisputed Social Media Champion, because when I walk out before the crowd at MetLife Stadium, and soak in that moment that has been long over due to me, I know that the thunderous ovation I receive from all my friends, followers, and subscribers will be one of the loudest on record for EAW. Now it would be the loudest ever period, but that distinction will come a few moments later, after I'm done tossing the last pathetic peon over the top rope and down to the floor, and my hand gets raised in the most retweeted moment ever captured. [/size]

[size=15]And now as I sit back after an amazing day in the gym, to gift all of you across social media with a few minutes of me precious time, I have have to address several of the dick head dumbasses who think that just because they squabble endlessly like a bunch of goddamn chickens, that they stand a snowflake’s chance in hell against me in that ring. [/size]

[size=15]Take for instance some of the ‘competitors’ from empire (or anyone packing a Vajay in his match really). I'm typically used to women running their mouths about shot they know nothing about, just because they love the sound of their own voice. But my god, hearing them clucking on and on about how they think their actually gonna win is becoming more annoying than when you finally line up the perfect selfie, and some douchebag walks past you in the background. [/size]

[size=15]That's just about the perfect summary of you Azumi, your a bit player who should be sticking to staying in the background. Your the kid who got cast to play a tree in the school play out of pity more than anything else. You call yourself the Ace of Empire, well in this game the ace runs as low as you can get. Look honey you need to settle back down to reality and really reevaluate your situation at Pain For Pride, because while you keep spouting off this nonsense about that fills your head about being the best in the ring, you'll soon stand toe to toe with the guy who actually is. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I just couldn't help but to be after hearing Sheridan Muller ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on about all this German efficiency crap. And after listening to all of it (or at least as much of it as I could without falling asleep) It got me really pissed off. Not just because it's rhetoric that borders on lunac, not just that it's complete and utter bullcrap that she has no chance of backing up in the 24/7 battle royal. No what pissed me off about it was that she opened the door for that flag waving fuck Cody Marshall to start with all his ‘Merica crap which we’ll be hearing all goddamn week. Thanks a lot Sher, you turned what should have been a straightforward battle royal, into a pissing contest over whose country could beat up the other’s country. How in the worlds did you manage to fuck up such a simple concept of throwing someone over the top rope, and turn it into one of your speeches about the positives of the third Reich?! Jesus Sheridan you need to chill out with the German bullshit. Hell look at me, I've transcended all borders and boundaries. Ive become a citizen of the world, thanks in no small part thanks to my theatrics ;-)[/size]

[size=15]Now I'm not saying that you possess the charisma, skill, or general likability to do so, but you could at least pull your German Head, out of your efficient ass, and start to face up the fact that when I beat you at Pain For Pride, I'll be doing it in style. [/size]

[size=15]Now I would talk about everything Haruna said about this match, but I'm sure she wouldn't understand anything I'd say. Poor thing is just gonna have to find out the hard way that she's not in the ring with just any chump, she is gonna share the ring with the single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes. At Pain For Pride, there won't be a language barrier that Haruna is gonna have to deal with, no my actions will speak much louder than any words. This weekend, it's sayonara for Sakazaki. [/size]

[size=15]So now that I've dealt with that piece of business, let me talk about a of the other bastards I'm gonna have to beat senseless this weekend. [/size]

[size=15]Like for instance, Anthony Leonhart. I know I was shocked too that this low ceiling, piece of cannon fodder got tossed into this match. Now granted he doesn't have to pin anyone, or make them submit, so his odds of winning are slightly (barely) improved for this one. But let's face it, Leonhart has never beaten me before, and he sure as hell ain't gonna do it at the biggest show of the year. So what does it say about you Anthony when I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back ( or in this case taking a selfie)? I'll tell you exactly what it means Anthony. You are just another body, a number they can spout off about to make my eventual win that much bigger. [/size]

[size=15]It's the same reason the has beens are here. Scott Diamond, Leathal Consequences, and Ryan Savage. Allow me to address you more or less as a group. Guys like you are only here to get that ‘oh I haven't seen him in a while pop’ that every wash up fuck craves like a junkie. And after they get their moment of ohs and awes, I am promptly going to see to it that they are gonna go right on ahead and fuck off somewhere besides my ring. Everyone and their mother knows that your fifteen minutes in the lime light ended years ago. This match is about the future. Future champion, future main eventer, future face of EAW. That future belongs to me. That future begins when my hand is raised high in victory. That future begins when I lay hands on that 24/7 contract. [/size]

[size=15]And let's not forget about the emos in the class. [/size]

[size=15]Darkane, part of me wants you to win this match. Not because I respect you, or fear you, or in general give two shits about you in any way, shape, or form. No, I want you to win because I don't want you to go all Cobaine after getting your ass handed to you, and then making the rest of the roster have to do tribute shows to such a peon piss stain. But after hearing you run your mouth for a bit, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have the balls to do so, so I'll be more than happy to kick your ass up and down MetLife Stadium. So this weekend, take a moment to soak in the atmosphere, and really enjoy the fact that you'll be standing across the ring with the biggest star that EAW has ever seen. Really just take it in, because before you know it, I'm gonna send your ass sailing over the top, and Down to the floor. The. You can go back to whatever the hell it is you do when your not just a mild pain in my ass. Like working the fryer at. McDonald’s. [/size]

[size=15]And ONI, I must admit you been on a roll recently. Getting a few main event wins on your C show brand. But overall I'm not impressed. Not by your fluke victories, not by your odd clinginess to your grand father, and certainly not to your bullshit little freak show club (except for that one guy who screams a lot, something about fire. That guy gives me the creeps). Let's make it certain right here ONI that whatever dreams you had about winning this battle royal, and going on to add championship gold to your resume, its already been thrown out the window, because there is not a man in the match that is hungrier than I am to get this win. There isn't a soul alive who needs that contract more than I do, because I am too damn good, and have worked too damn long and hard, just for some looney headed fuck like you take away what is rightfully mine! You Sanitorium shit heads talk about inflicting pain, your gonna find out first hand that no one can dish it more that Mark Michaels when he is as desperate to win as he is right now. [/size]

[size=15]And all you newbies out there, stay out of my way and I might be nice enough to allow you walk out of Pain For Pride without any career ending injuries. [/size]

[size=15]At Pain For Pride, I am promising each and every one of you that you are gonna see Mark Michaels like you've never seen him before. You are going to see a man who's is fixing to let out two years of frustration of being jerked around, and screwed over time after time after time. You are about to see a man who's not just gonna be like a house of fire, no he's gonna be a fucking towering inferno that will absolutely torch every one of you overhyped, underdeveloped dicks. You are going to see exactly what has earned me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers from every corner of the globe. You will see the twitter Trend Setter, the Instagram Icon, and fucking #Hero who is gonna run over every one of you like a bulldozer. You are gonna see the speed, strength, technical skill, and unmatched charisma that has made me the brightest star that has ever shined. You will see the drive and motivation that has made me the single greatest professional wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots. And by god after I am done tossing the very last of you over the top, you will no beyond the shadow of a doubt, that I am the unquestioned picture of perfection! [/size]

[size=15]Get ready boys and girls because the next MR.24/7 is coming to fight, so you had better listen up and start Picturing THAT![/size]

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