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[size=15]The 24/7 Battle Royal @ Pain For Pride, Promo #2[/size]

[size=15]@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a stays update:[/size]

[size=15]“Well my dear followers, I guess you could say the countdown is on. Now for some (such as myself) their has been a multitude of people, from every country, every city, every tribe who have been counting down the months, days, he'll they've been counting down the seconds till I step out thru the curtain, and make my grand entrance at #PainForPrideTen! [/size]

[size=15]Now we are less than a week away from this grand daddy of shows, and every member of the roster is feeling the excitement and anticipation build within them. None more than your undisputed Social Media Champion, because when I walk out before the crowd at MetLife Stadium, and soak in that moment that has been long over due to me, I know that the thunderous ovation I receive from all my friends, followers, and subscribers will be one of the loudest on record for EAW. Now it would be the loudest ever period, but that distinction will come a few moments later, after I'm done tossing the last pathetic peon over the top rope and down to the floor, and my hand gets raised in the most retweeted moment ever captured. [/size]

[size=15]And now as I sit back after an amazing day in the gym, to gift all of you across social media with a few minutes of me precious time, I have have to address several of the dick head dumbasses who think that just because they squabble endlessly like a bunch of goddamn chickens, that they stand a snowflake’s chance in hell against me in that ring. [/size]

[size=15]Take for instance some of the ‘competitors’ from empire (or anyone packing a Vajay in his match really). I'm typically used to women running their mouths about shot they know nothing about, just because they love the sound of their own voice. But my god, hearing them clucking on and on about how they think their actually gonna win is becoming more annoying than when you finally line up the perfect selfie, and some douchebag walks past you in the background. [/size]

[size=15]That's just about the perfect summary of you Azumi, your a bit player who should be sticking to staying in the background. Your the kid who got cast to play a tree in the school play out of pity more than anything else. You call yourself the Ace of Empire, well in this game the ace runs as low as you can get. Look honey you need to settle back down to reality and really reevaluate your situation at Pain For Pride, because while you keep spouting off this nonsense about that fills your head about being the best in the ring, you'll soon stand toe to toe with the guy who actually is. [/size]

[size=15]Now I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I just couldn't help but to be after hearing Sheridan Muller ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on about all this German efficiency crap. And after listening to all of it (or at least as much of it as I could without falling asleep) It got me really pissed off. Not just because it's rhetoric that borders on lunac, not just that it's complete and utter bullcrap that she has no chance of backing up in the 24/7 battle royal. No what pissed me off about it was that she opened the door for that flag waving fuck Cody Marshall to start with all his ‘Merica crap which we’ll be hearing all goddamn week. Thanks a lot Sher, you turned what should have been a straightforward battle royal, into a pissing contest over whose country could beat up the other’s country. How in the worlds did you manage to fuck up such a simple concept of throwing someone over the top rope, and turn it into one of your speeches about the positives of the third Reich?! Jesus Sheridan you need to chill out with the German bullshit. Hell look at me, I've transcended all borders and boundaries. Ive become a citizen of the world, thanks in no small part thanks to my theatrics ;-)[/size]

[size=15]Now I'm not saying that you possess the charisma, skill, or general likability to do so, but you could at least pull your German Head, out of your efficient ass, and start to face up the fact that when I beat you at Pain For Pride, I'll be doing it in style. [/size]

[size=15]Now I would talk about everything Haruna said about this match, but I'm sure she wouldn't understand anything I'd say. Poor thing is just gonna have to find out the hard way that she's not in the ring with just any chump, she is gonna share the ring with the single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes. At Pain For Pride, there won't be a language barrier that Haruna is gonna have to deal with, no my actions will speak much louder than any words. This weekend, it's sayonara for Sakazaki. [/size]

[size=15]So now that I've dealt with that piece of business, let me talk about a of the other bastards I'm gonna have to beat senseless this weekend. [/size]

[size=15]Like for instance, Anthony Leonhart. I know I was shocked too that this low ceiling, piece of cannon fodder got tossed into this match. Now granted he doesn't have to pin anyone, or make them submit, so his odds of winning are slightly (barely) improved for this one. But let's face it, Leonhart has never beaten me before, and he sure as hell ain't gonna do it at the biggest show of the year. So what does it say about you Anthony when I can beat you with one hand tied behind my back ( or in this case taking a selfie)? I'll tell you exactly what it means Anthony. You are just another body, a number they can spout off about to make my eventual win that much bigger. [/size]

[size=15]It's the same reason the has beens are here. Scott Diamond, Leathal Consequences, and Ryan Savage. Allow me to address you more or less as a group. Guys like you are only here to get that ‘oh I haven't seen him in a while pop’ that every wash up fuck craves like a junkie. And after they get their moment of ohs and awes, I am promptly going to see to it that they are gonna go right on ahead and fuck off somewhere besides my ring. Everyone and their mother knows that your fifteen minutes in the lime light ended years ago. This match is about the future. Future champion, future main eventer, future face of EAW. That future belongs to me. That future begins when my hand is raised high in victory. That future begins when I lay hands on that 24/7 contract. [/size]

[size=15]And let's not forget about the emos in the class. [/size]

[size=15]Darkane, part of me wants you to win this match. Not because I respect you, or fear you, or in general give two shits about you in any way, shape, or form. No, I want you to win because I don't want you to go all Cobaine after getting your ass handed to you, and then making the rest of the roster have to do tribute shows to such a peon piss stain. But after hearing you run your mouth for a bit, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have the balls to do so, so I'll be more than happy to kick your ass up and down MetLife Stadium. So this weekend, take a moment to soak in the atmosphere, and really enjoy the fact that you'll be standing across the ring with the biggest star that EAW has ever seen. Really just take it in, because before you know it, I'm gonna send your ass sailing over the top, and Down to the floor. The. You can go back to whatever the hell it is you do when your not just a mild pain in my ass. Like working the fryer at. McDonald’s. [/size]

[size=15]And ONI, I must admit you been on a roll recently. Getting a few main event wins on your C show brand. But overall I'm not impressed. Not by your fluke victories, not by your odd clinginess to your grand father, and certainly not to your bullshit little freak show club (except for that one guy who screams a lot, something about fire. That guy gives me the creeps). Let's make it certain right here ONI that whatever dreams you had about winning this battle royal, and going on to add championship gold to your resume, its already been thrown out the window, because there is not a man in the match that is hungrier than I am to get this win. There isn't a soul alive who needs that contract more than I do, because I am too damn good, and have worked too damn long and hard, just for some looney headed fuck like you take away what is rightfully mine! You Sanitorium shit heads talk about inflicting pain, your gonna find out first hand that no one can dish it more that Mark Michaels when he is as desperate to win as he is right now. [/size]

[size=15]And all you newbies out there, stay out of my way and I might be nice enough to allow you walk out of Pain For Pride without any career ending injuries. [/size]

[size=15]At Pain For Pride, I am promising each and every one of you that you are gonna see Mark Michaels like you've never seen him before. You are going to see a man who's is fixing to let out two years of frustration of being jerked around, and screwed over time after time after time. You are about to see a man who's not just gonna be like a house of fire, no he's gonna be a fucking towering inferno that will absolutely torch every one of you overhyped, underdeveloped dicks. You are going to see exactly what has earned me an army of friends, followers, and subscribers from every corner of the globe. You will see the twitter Trend Setter, the Instagram Icon, and fucking #Hero who is gonna run over every one of you like a bulldozer. You are gonna see the speed, strength, technical skill, and unmatched charisma that has made me the brightest star that has ever shined. You will see the drive and motivation that has made me the single greatest professional wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots. And by god after I am done tossing the very last of you over the top, you will no beyond the shadow of a doubt, that I am the unquestioned picture of perfection! [/size]

[size=15]Get ready boys and girls because the next MR.24/7 is coming to fight, so you had better listen up and start Picturing THAT![/size]

[size=15]#PainForPride #EAW #24/7 #365”[/size]

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CHAPTER #24 - SHOWDOWN #2

YOU THINK YOU HAVE ME FIGURED OUT.

BUT YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG.

I"M NOTHING WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING.

I'M THE MAN WHO WILL SOON TAKE THE TORCH.

You see I know what you're doing Duncan and frankly you're not doing a bad job of it. I mean lets face it you and I both know that you've been in this company longer then I have. You have had more shots then I've had so for you to try and hold that Championship you have over your shoulder above me. Well then that really shows me what kind of man you really are. You're trying to make jokes about me and trying to avoid what is coming your way on Showdown. You say I'm somebody who speaks about anything I want not really thinking about what it is I'm talking about. Yet you can stand there and try and claim to be some kind of fighting Champion. Lets face it if you were really the fighting Champion that you claim to be. You wouldn't need me to defeat you on Showdown in order to give me a shot. Fact is I'VE BEEN KICKING MUTHERFUCKING ASS ever sine I stepped foot in this company and I knew there was going to be bumps along the way. I knew I would run into a few guys like you who think they're better then I am simply because they've done more with there EAW career then I have. You talk about me speaking out of my ass Duncan you should really take a good look at yourself because honestly It's not a pretty sight. You call me a fool because I say things nobody else in this company will say. You think I don't have my head straight because I know in a matter of seconds I could send you or Jason Cage to the hospital. If you really think about it Duncan you're the true fool not having your mind in the right place heading into this match. I have absolutely nothing to prove to you Duncan and if you honestly think I do. Go ahead and watch the match I had last week with Cameron, better then that why don't you go find her and ask her if I deserve a shot at your Championship? You say I'm the flavor of the month and again if you want to believe that then honestly that's your own problem. I mean you're the one that's going to have to deal with me KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS ON SHOWDOWN and any other time we meet in the ring. You can claim you know all about me Duncan, but you've already made it quite obvious that you're thinking about somebody else. I'm here for the long run so you must be thinking of a totally different flavor.

You say you were once just like me and for that I CALL YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT because if you've ever gone through what I've gone through. I've you have ever had to struggle the way I have just to have my chance to make my mark. Well then you would probably know a little bit more about me then you seem to be showing. Both of these men know what the job is on Showdown and no matter who enters the ring with me. I know when it's all said and done the job will be done. When the smoke clears Duncan you are going to realize exactly who I am. Lets just hope for your sake it's not to late because your partner Jason Cage. Well he's already been in the ring with me so this is going to be his second chance to prove me wrong. Jason Cage is going to be leaving the ring the exact same way he left the battle royal because he's a loser. He's done nothing to impress me since I've been here yet there's so much big talk about what he can do. I'm hearing so much feedback about how good Jason Cage is going to be and yet I'm still here waiting to see it. I'm still standing here waiting for Jason Cage to prove to me that he's not a total waste of wrestling talent. The way I see things right now is that Jason should be going into this match trying to prove something to me. He should be trying to prove that he is truly the better man, but at the end of the day whether he's got that on his mind or not. I will be leaving the ring with my hand raised in the air and no matter which one of these brothers it is with me. We will once again prove that this is exactly where we belong. Much more then that I am going to prove that I deserve to be a Champion and whether I get another shot at Cameron or not I see another title opportunity in my future.

Clark you like to claim that you and I have done the same things and made the same mistakes which leads me to believe that you think we're somewhat alike. Almost like we have the same thoughts, but Clark I think you have me mixed up with your tag team partner. I say that because I'M NOT A FUCKING LOSER and well the both of you are. You can stand there and claim you're not a loser because you are holding a EAW Championship, but Duncan you and I both know why that is. You and I both know if I had a shot at your Championship it would be changing hands. So go ahead and try telling me how much better you are then me. If you think being the New Breed Champion puts you on my level then you need to give your head a shake. You're going to see on Showdown what it takes to be on my level and Clark it's not something you're going to enjoy. It's not something either of you are going to want to relive because I'm ready to make another impact. I'm ready to move yet another step up that ladder and I will be doing exactly that this week. Duncan I don't need to tell you why you're not on my level because when the bell rings on Showdown you'll clearly see what I'm talking about. After I get the three count on one of you two you're both going to understand what I've been saying all along. This high that you claim I'm living Duncan is one I've been living my whole life. So you have a long wait if you think it's about to stop anytime soon. To simplify what I'm saying to you Duncan, all this utter bullshit you claim that I'm preaching. What's going to happen on Showdown when you realize that utter bullshit IS THE MUTHERFUCKING TRUTH? You're in for a major fucking shock when that bell rings Duncan because clearly I'm unlike anybody you've ever been in the ring with. I'm somebody who can actually challenge you for that Championship. Oh, but that's right in order for that to happen I need to prove myself to you.

What a fucking joke you are claiming everybody wants to suck my dick simply because I've backed up what I've said since coming to EAW. Why don't you do yourself a favor Duncan and give me a shot at that Championship. Because I promise you if you do I will be taking that title from you. After that you'll be the only one wanting to suck my dick TRYING TO GET A FUCKING REMATCH. In that case Duncan I'll do the exact same thing you're doing to me and I'll make you prove yourself to me. I speak nothing, but the truth Duncan and if that offends you then that's something you need to deal with because clearly I hit a nerve. It's pretty obvious to me that you don't think I can back up a word I say and on Showdown I'll prove I can. In fact I'll prove I can back up every single word I say and when it's all said and done Duncan will be the only one wishing you listened a little better. Sometimes it's as easy as that Clark and it's pretty obvious that's something you don't do very well. I'm not the person you think I am and you'll both be finding that out this week because now it's time for me to really start making an impact. Along with one of these two I will be proving once again to the wrestling world that I'm not here to make friends. Frankly I'd rather not be friends with anybody because then I wouldn't have to worry about being stabbed in the back. I mean if you really think about it that's something both Jason Cage and Clark Duncan should be thinking about. At any point either one of them could turn on each other just because they don't like each other. What about the fact that Duncan is holding the New Breed Championship. A title that I'm sure Jason Cage would have to have around his waste and yet Clark Duncan is worried about whether or not I've impressed him enough for a New Breed title shot? That's something for you to think about Duncan because I may not be the one who does any of the damage when the bell rings. As a Champion I figured you would be a little smarter about how you would go into this match, but apparently I was wrong.

So smart, but yet so stupid.

YOU WILL KNOW WHO I AM.

WHAT I"M ALL ABOUT.

BUT DON'T BLAME ME.

FOR THE DAMAGE THAT WILL BE DONE.