"Hey hun... how do I look in these"


What would you do about the situation? Reply back? Ignore? Tell ya best friend? Lemme know 

Tell ya brother

Probably call a doctor, because obvious tumor is obvious

ignore

beat off to it, ask her if she got the wrong number and if she didn't, smash.

Those earring are way too big.  

Tell ya best friend, brothers for a reason.

I don't have a best friend no more.

DDD knows what's up      

Bump, the streets need to know.

I would text back and be like: "I'm free to tear that ass up... BRING DAT ASS HERE BOI  :riight: "

A true bro doesn't give his number to his friend's wife. Vise versa. A true wife doesn't give her number to her husband's best friend.

So at this point, it's already about integrity. You might as well tear that ass up because by having the number you already don't give a fuck.

DDD's pick-up line is by far the best though. So we'll go with that.

Eh, looks like she has expensive taste, look at that walk in closet with a thousand shoes and shit. she'd probably try to get some cash from you or blackmail you.  Probably cheaper to just get some prostitute.

Logically speaking if you don't care about relationships, which I assume you wouldn't considering the scenario, then why do something morally questionable to your friend when you could just get a prostitute who knows how to do the job better than her and is morally fine since it's her job and not your pals girl?

If he really a best friend he won't mind sharing. You gotta slip her the d ain't no choice if she sends that.

You ask her if she meant to send that to you, if she says no, you bring it up to your dude like it's a joke and make it a funny story. If she says she DID send it to you on purpose, you don't say anything back to her and you tell your dude his bitch is a hoe because I'll never choose a female over my friends.

"Hey, hun. How do I look in these?"

Horrible. Your shirt and pants do not match and you should be ashamed of yourself for creating such a fashion crime.

It's over, time to tear that ass up

I just want to remark on how Jay just logically reasoned out why TRE should get a hooker.

Top kek.