Lucas Johnson gets poked in the chest with the Golden Shovel of Jacob Senn, causing him to flail and collapse onto the ground, before he drops down to pin him!

New Hardcore Heavymetalweight Champion: Jacob Senn

Kelly: "Laura's got better tits than Brody!" 

Triggered by this, Senn tries to charge at Kelly, only for the current champion to slide into a rollup, causing Kelly to pin Jacob Senn for the belt.

Scott Oasis and Y2Impact agree that they will ambush the current champion before they leave their home in the morning. However, Scott Oasis and Y2Impact are always late. They show up and Kelly has already left. Kelly is still the champion. I'm just trying to point out how Voltage is never posted on time. Thank you.

Dynasty and Showdown get posted on time.

Winners: Dynasty and Showdown.

@MrPureWrestling

*Photo is attached of the belt in Kelly's hands*
#LifeGoals; 
>Beat Benoit's reign. 
>Get Laura to say Yes.
>Keep staying on an active show.

Sir Finnegan Wakefield wrote:

Dynasty and Showdown get posted on time.

Winners: Dynasty and Showdown.

Both of those shows have been late in the past week, but I'm schleep

Y2Impact wrote:

Sir Finnegan Wakefield wrote:

Dynasty and Showdown get posted on time.

Winners: Dynasty and Showdown.

Both of those shows have been late in the past week, but I'm schleep

People seem to forget that. 

Voltage can take its time. In the meantime, I'm gonna sit back, relax and enjoy this fifth reign as Heavymetalweight Champion, it'll probably be the only I ever get till the draft.
 

Due to my incorrect post the belt has become Vacant. Fuck you Kelly, pal.

New Champion: Vacant.

*Pushes Finnegan aside*

Nuh-uh. Let me handle this Finnegan.

*Turns to Kelly and looks at the belt.*

Tell you what, I'll say Yes if you hand that belt over.

Laura Laine wrote:

*Pushes Finnegan aside*

Nuh-uh. Let me handle this Finnegan.

*Turns to Kelly and looks at the belt.*

Tell you what, I'll say Yes if you hand that belt over.

Eh, fuck it. Benoit can have his longest title reign. 

*Tosses her the belt*

The belt is brought back from retirement 

Fireman's Carry Cutter !

1...2...3 ! ANTHONY LEONHART WINS !

During a Leonhart promo, Braun Strowman shows up, throws him into stuff, beals him through a table, bashes him against a metal shipping door, rams a storage trunk into him, slams him on the shipping trunk, and leaves.

Medics come.  Braun runs back and tosses Leonhart down stairs.  Leaves.  


Medics put Leonhart into an amblulance.  Braun re-emerges,beats him down, and flips the ambulance and leaves

A cautious Pizza Boy shows up, covers the sideways ambulance, and wins the title

Winner: Pizza Boy

Okane grabs the Pizza, and eats it.

New Champion: Okane Moeru

*claws out of Okane's stomach, grabs the belt from around his waist, and bursts out through his spine.*

Winner: Pizza Boy

>Orders a Pizza.
>Since it is an out-of-country delivery, it takes more than 30 minutes to be delivered therefore free.
>Takes the Title as extra compensation.

New Champion: Finnegan Wakefield

The Pizza had pineapple on it.

New Champion: Pineapple Pizza.

> Thinks Pineapple Pizza is good.
> Lays down for Pineapple Pizza to support the movement.
> Gets Pinned By The Pineapple Pizza

Still your Champion: Pineapple Pizza.

The referee awards Pineapple Pizza the belt.  
The referee places the Belt on top of the Pineapple Pizza. 
The Pineapple Pizza can't move as it's an inanimate object. 
The referee counts ...1 ...2 ...3!

Winner and new EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Champion: The EAW Hardcore Heavtmetalweight Championship Belt!

Hardcore Heavtmetalweight Belt comes face to face with ECW legend Sabu. Sabu throws the title on the Grand Rampage stage and falls to the floor. COVER! ONE TWO THREE, SABU IS THE NEW CHAMPION

Sabu goes to hit a triple jump moonsault using the steel chair to jump off of.
Sabu botches and slips on the chair landing on his head!
Steel Chair lands on top of Sabu!
Referee counts the three count!

Winner and new EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Champion!.... A Steel Chair.

Rob Van Dam comes to check on his fallen and botch prone friend Sabu.  He spots the chair and the Hardcore Championship draped on it laying on the ground.  He goes to kick it, but in a Charles Shultzian twist of fate, slips and flies head over heels, and lands head first onto the chair and sends it flying out of the ring, where it takes out a fan.  The drunken ECW fan's buddies chant 'he's hardcore! he's hardcore!" before committing the cardinal sin of spilling their cheap watered down venue beer on the chair.  No one cleans it up and the ref counts to 3.

Winner: A puddle of beer.

Okane Steps in the Puddle with no regrets, then picks up the title with an evil smile.

NEW CHAMPION: Okane Moeru

Shaker Jones rolls him up.


New champion: Shaker jones

Uses the eddie gurerro chair trick, if champion gets DQ they loose. 

New HHMW champ: The Memevenant

Maddox shows up in front of Revenant who becomes frightened and falls straight to the mat for him to make the cover.

Maddox Ayres is the new Champ.