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Nasir Escobar
Dynasty
Posts : 3316
Age : 28
Hailing From : Brick City BITCH~!
Status : If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be~!
 |  Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:23 am | |
| Nasir showed up outta nowhere and tackled Brody to the ground, pinning her for 3 seconds while groping the bliss booty.
2 time champ Nas~! |
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:29 am | |
| O'Hara walks in, shocked and surprised by the situation. As Nas celebrates, he shrugs and kicks Hackenschmidt in the groin and covers him for the win.
NEW CHAMPION! JAMIE O'Hara
(huehuehue Nas) |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:40 am | |
| Quickly gets revenge by tossing Jaime O'Hara off a bridge and into a lake ( #GimmickInfringement) Kelly then leaves with the belt over his shoulder. |
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Nobi
Showdown
Posts : 2134
Age : 30
Hailing From : Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:42 am | |
| Nobi comes out of nowhere and hits a Lariat to Kelly.
Nobi wins. |
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вrσdч spαrks .
Empire
Posts : 1634
Age : 30
Hailing From : Brockton ✈ Seattle
Status : ís єvíl sσmєthíng чσu αrє? σr ís ít sσmєthíng чσu dσ?
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:44 am | |
| Brody out of nowhere kicks Nobi in his knees from behind, he folds and Brody throws acid on his face. She pins!
NEW CHAMP BRODY SPARKS |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 4:18 am | |
| Finnegan has no issue with Penalty Kicking Brody in the chest.
Knock out.
AND NEEEEEEW |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 5:47 am | |
| Suddenly Finnegan hears a whistle. A referee appears holding up a red card and calling offsides on the PK. The ref confiscates the title and runs off giddily, leaving Finnigan cursing at anyone who will listen.
Winner: A Soccer/Football Ref. |
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Stephanie Matsuda
Empire
Posts : 3092
Age : 40
Hailing From : BK
Status : Back to the drawing board...
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 6:44 am | |
| Realizes that Nas is STILL the champion and gets him with a roll-up!
Winner: Cloud |
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TLA
Voltage
Posts : 3007
Hailing From : Where they ain't want me to be #ThaHall
Status : Bein' a badder hombre than ever before
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 10:31 am | |
| Trump meets with the Japanese Prime Minister and agrees to deport Cloud back to Japan. However, when she arrives she is immediately captured by Japanese secret service agents who hold her down as the Prime Minister covers her for the pin.
Winner and new champion: Shinzo Abe |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 10:37 am | |
| While on a diplomatic trade conference in Japan, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau arrives with his tumblardy cabinet and whilst Shinzo Abe is meditating, Trudeau sneaks into the room, tries to pin him,
But Abe kicks out.
Abe: "Nice hair though."
Shinzo Abe retains |
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Stephanie Matsuda
Empire
Posts : 3092
Age : 40
Hailing From : BK
Status : Back to the drawing board...
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 11:05 am | |
| The Coven performs some magic juju that gets out of hand and NOBUNAGA RISES FROM THE DEAD AND TAKES OVER JAPAN!
Winner: Nobunaga |
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『zakkii』
Empire
Posts : 6357
Age : 32
Hailing From : WKWKWK Land
Status : 『Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there!』
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 11:08 am | |
| Nobunaga walks with the title until he passed by with Lu Bu. Rule #1: Do Not Pursue Lu Bu, but Nobunaga pursued Lu Bu without any cheat codes. Winner: Lu Bu |
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Stephanie Matsuda
Empire
Posts : 3092
Age : 40
Hailing From : BK
Status : Back to the drawing board...
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 12:50 pm | |
| The entire EAW roster realized they would have to take Lu Bu head on.
Lu Bu retai-
El Landerson with the roll-up!!!
CROWD: 1! 2! 3-
LA DIVA BREAKS THE PIN! LA CHIR TO THE FACE!
CROWD: 1! 2! 3!
Winner: La Chair (on La Diva's back when she went for the pin) |
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Anthony Leonhart
Voltage
Posts : 1818
Age : 33
Hailing From : New Japan Wrestling Academy
Status : #IchimichiZaibatsuCorporation
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 1:14 pm | |
| YAKUZA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.
1.......2........3 !
NEW CHAMP : Anthony Leonhart |
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Bloody Jack
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 1857
Age : 38
Hailing From : USA
Status : Blood thirsty!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 2:23 pm | |
| Lord Nero Maxwell appears and smites you with his Broken Enlightenment!
1...2...3!!!!
NEW CHAMP: Lord Nero Maxwell |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 5:15 pm | |
| Finnegan Wakefield teaches Maxwell his first words. "I tap"
New Champion: Finnegan Wakefield |
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Bloody Jack
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 1857
Age : 38
Hailing From : USA
Status : Blood thirsty!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 11th 2017, 8:05 pm | |
| Lord Nero realizes he already has his words and teaches Wakefield about Broken Enlightenment and he surrenders the title.
New Champ: Nero Maxwell...2 time champ |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 25
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 9:44 am | |
| RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!!
1....2...3!
New Champion: Randy Orton |
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Eclipse Diemos
Dynasty
Posts : 1442
Age : 28
Status : Welcome to the Outcast Era
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 9:53 am | |
| An actual viper bites Orton, and as he drops the title in pain, the viper lays on the belt to cool down.
New Champion: Viper |
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『zakkii』
Empire
Posts : 6357
Age : 32
Hailing From : WKWKWK Land
Status : 『Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there!』
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 10:00 am | |
| The viper slither abound with the belt until it meets Chuck Norris. The viper then bites Chuck and after 5 days of struggle, the viper dies.
New Chuck Norris Champion: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Championship belt |
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Mike Showman
Voltage
Posts : 966
Age : 27
Hailing From : Queens, New York
Status : Life is full of opportunities
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 10:18 am | |
| Jigglypuff arrives from outta nowhere and starts singing. Chuck Norris goes to sleep and then Jigglypuff gets angry. She leaves are marking the face of Norris
Optimus Prime then enters and leaves with the title thinking that it is some sort of intergalactic weapon. He then flies off
NEW CHAMP: OPTIMUS PRIME |
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Stephanie Matsuda
Empire
Posts : 3092
Age : 40
Hailing From : BK
Status : Back to the drawing board...
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 6:29 pm | |
| Seeing an impending threat in the sky, five heroes form Voltron to take Optimus Prime down- except their lions were high-jacked by the Wolvesden!
Winner: Optimus Prime, but the Wolvesden are now in control of Voltron! |
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Anthony Leonhart
Voltage
Posts : 1818
Age : 33
Hailing From : New Japan Wrestling Academy
Status : #IchimichiZaibatsuCorporation
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 11:00 pm | |
| The Dino Thunder Megazord comes and destroy everything in his path.
NEW CHAMPION : The Dino Thunder Megazord. |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 11:23 pm | |
| A deep echo is heard inside The Dino Thugazord pilot's head. It soon walks down to the Pacific ocean where the Lord's pilot would abandoned ship only to be swallowed by the one who lays not dead but dreaming below the city of R'leyth
New Champion: C'Thulhu |
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Lucas Johnson
Showdown
Posts : 1103
Age : 26
Hailing From : Long Island, New York
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread February 12th 2017, 11:23 pm | |
| The Dino Thunder Megazord falls on the ground and Lucas Johnson pins him! NEW HARDCORE HEAVYMETALWEIGHT CHAMP |
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