Nas punts the puppy and sends it to the kennel. He pins the cage the dog is locked in becoming the new champ.

New Champ: Nas (1)

Azumi shows Nas pictures of their time together and as he's distracted, rolls him up

New Champ, Azumi Goto

*Just as Tony goes to sleep at night, the belt gets over his shoulders and ends up pinning Tony* 

The belt is its own champion

Current title reigns: 

Azumi Goto - 1
Keelan Cetinich - 1 (won via rollup after offering Azumi a hug)
The Pizza Boy - 1 (won via forefit as Keelan thoughtlessly signed a receipt after ordering a pizza)
Chris Elite - 1 (won via forefit as Pizza Boy signed a document to hand the title over)
Chris' Stove - 1 (won via submission as Chris Elite tapped out after burning his hand on the stove)
Keelan Cetinich - 2 (won via pinfall after pinning the stove)
Big Mike - 1 (won via knockout after hitting Keelan across the face with a pan)
Azumi Goto - 2 (won via forefit after trading a Sony Music record deal to Big Mike for the title)
Iron Chef Morimito - 1 (won via pinfall after pinning a sleeping Azumi in a stove)
Cara Delevingne - 1 (won via pinfall after pinning Morimoto at a Victoria Secret Fashion Show)
Zack Crash - 1 (won via pinfall after rolling up Cara)
Lemmy Killmeister - 1 (won via pinfall after Pizza Boy pinned Crash, but dedicated his victory to Lemmy)
Senor Gonzalez - 1 (won via pinfall after hitting Pizza Boy with a shovel)
Keelan Cetinich/Cara Delevingne - 3/2 (won via pinfall after hitting Senor with a shovel and both pinning)
Nobi - 1 (won via pinfall after hitting a double lariat and pinning both Cara and Keelan)
Bicycle - 1 (won via pinfall as the bicycle landed on top of Nobi)
Harambe - 1 (won via pinfall after taming the bicycle)
Keelan Cetinich - 4 (won via death after Keelan killed Harambe with a shotgun)
Cara Delevingne - 3 (won via pinfall after hitting Keelan with a chair)
Doink the Clown - 1 (won via pinfall after rolling up Cara)
Big Makayla - 1 (won via pinfall after pinning Nobi)
DDD's Chin - 1 (won via pinfall after pinning Makayla)
Kelly Hackenschmidt - 1 (won via submission after forcing DDD's chin to somehow tap out)
Pizza Pie - 1 (won via submission after forcing Kelly to tap out after the pizza pie was stuck to his face)
Petra Chan - 1 (won via forefit after the dog ate the cheese off the pizza)
Nasir Capitani - 1 (won via pinfall after sending Petra to the kennel and pinning the cage)
Azumi Goto - 3 (won via pinfall after rolling up Nas)
Tony Rolland - 1 (won via pinfall after kidnapping Azumi and pinning her in a van)
EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Championship - 1 (won via pinfall after laying on Tony while he slept)
Tony Rolland - 2 (won via pinfall after rolling over in his sleep and pinning the title)

Kelly is under the covers and swipes the belt for a bag of weed before rolling out of the window. 

Kelly Hackenschmidt (2)

Kelly trips running and a bird shits on his chest, he doesnt get up in 3 seconds so the bird shit wins the belt.

Champion: Bird Shit (1)

Kelly cleans on the shit with his towel.

The Birdshit loses via forfeit

New Champ, Kelly's towel

Kelly goes for a shower and hangs the towel up on the shower door. Keelan Cetinich brings a ladder into the bathroom, climbs it and retrieves the towel and the title. Keelan wins in a ladder match!

The ladder snaps in half... forcing the title to be vacant

TITLE IS VACANT!!!

Filthy Frank grabs the belt: 

"ITS TIME TO STOP! ITS TIME TO STOP OKAY?!" 

New Champ: Filthy Frank

*Cailin throws Frank off a bridge*

Winner: Cailin

Cailin is sleeping and the Vixens Title is placed over her waist...

New Champ... the Vixens Title

One of Cailin Dillon's secret fanboys sneaks into her bedroom for a Panty raid, but instead pins the Vixen's world title for the belt 

New Champion: Random Stalker

A security guard catches the stalker and the stalker offers the belt to him for his freedom

New Champ: Guard A

PB approaches Guard A.  He stands next to the posted champion, mimicking his sentry stance.  Guard A looks at PB.  PB swallows hard in fear.


Guard A: You here about the belt?

PB: Um Yeah

Guard A: BEAT IT!

PB scurries away

Guard A retains

Guard A takes off his shift and walks home where he slips on a bag of ice. Just then a Chihuahua jumps on the security guard. 

New Champ: Alberto the Chihuahua.

Petra-Chan returns and gets into a dog fight with Alberto... Petra wins

New Champ!!! PETRA-CHAN!!!! 

I return and grab her as she taps her paw making me the champ.

NEW CHAMP!!! AZUMI GOTO

El Landerson grabs Azumi from behind with a schoolboy! He gets the three count and he wins!

New Champ: El Landerson

Niki Khan Oklahoma Rolls Landerson!! Shoulders down!

Pin!! 

New Champ: Niki Khan

Keelan Cetinich walks up to Niki Khan and shows him a poster of him. Khan gets a papercut. Keelan Cetinich wins the title in a First Blood Match!

*whips out dick and penetrates Keelan for the pin*

Mak is arrested for Sexual Assault... the title is now vacated