as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Prince Nastradamus wrote:

which girl in your harem is your favorite?

I genuinely can't tell the difference between any of them. Is that racist? Absolutely not. It's their own fault for being written poorly.

Sir Kelly Hackenschmidt wrote:

Do you ever work out to your own entrance theme?

My entrance theme is the only song I work out to. Well, it would be, if I ever worked out. I've transcended the need for exercise with my body at the pinnacle of shreddedness. However, I'm a very caring man, and go out of my way to blare my entrance theme at full volume for others in the gym to benefit from. They never seem very thankful, but they will be. They will be.

Elijah Stewart wrote:

Would you fight me?

I don't know who you are, and even if I did, no. Blame the creatures that brought you into this World for giving you such a lame ass name.

坂崎ハルナ wrote:

Nasir Moore wrote:

which girl in your harem is your favorite?

Do those harem even have names?

And no, my heart is only for my lovely senpai, Ares Vendetta, not for a punk like you!

Oh yeah, a question. If you ended HBB's career, why he's still getting a title shot?

They have names, probably. I don't know. Who cares, I just call them whatever seems the most convenient at the time. Sometimes I'll make up a name or sometimes I'll just address them by a label like "Short Hair" or "Slightly Chubby".

Also, I'd beat Ares' ass with ease. You missed your shot at getting with a star, lady. I could not only be the reigning InterWire World Champion of the World, but also the reigning Tag Team Champion with you, but you went and broke my heart. I would have been good to you, but now if there ever comes a time when you and I run into each other, I'll show everyone the true way to your heart: Your ribs.

P.S. I know English isn't your first language, but I'm sure even you can read the part that says "BRIEFLY ended the Heart Break Boy's career".

Tiberius IV wrote:

Nasir Moore wrote:

How did you and TJ celebrate his KOE victory? (If you did of course)

Information on what happens between the king, the knight, and the knight's harem, are not handed down to the likes of lowlifes. When greats like us meet, nations are built, the fate of the populous is decided, and the townfolk are blessed with celebrations you would not come to comprehend because the right doors are closed to you. If you want to understand, I suggest winning championships, achieving great deeds, if you want to be informed in the room where it happens

This.

MTM wrote:

Pizza Boy is asshole. Why Drake hate?

BECAUSE PIZZA BOY IS A BASTARD MAN

Azumi Goto wrote:

Drake Jaeger wrote:

J Dynasty wrote:

It's yo boy Jones, and I'm here to ask you some real ass questions the world really needs answered.

Can you believe the Pizza Boy is still crying about how we ended HBB and is now trying to stop me from being World Champ?

Can you believe he also tried to act like Judas meant anything to us? Weirdo was bringing up Judas when spouting some nonsense about how I lost you two, and he lost HBB, Cyclone, and Brian Daniels and I couldn't believe he brought up Judas like I gave a shit.

Did you hear that in your absence both Haruna and Azumi got so lonely without you that they became some sort of lesbian duo? Some say this was secretly a summoning technique they thought up to bring you back, wish I had thought of it myself.

How are you going find a challenge on Dynasty? I've been trying real hard on SD, but I just keep beating people without breaking a sweat without a loss yet, I don't think anyone on Dynasty can hang with you.

Oh, and the lightweights around here wanted me to ask you how you got so shredded. Give em some tips.

Not surprised one bit about Haruna and Azumi. Haruna's been plowing through every girl who even glances in her direction, yet acts like I was the perverted, vulgar one. She had her chance and blew it, and clearly had more favored her hobby of giving Mexican Samurai perpetual blue balls. As for Azumi - call me.

Well this was once a thing.... 

And it could be again.

#Ass2Ass

Samuel Ufau wrote:

The above picture is distrubing in a few ways yet I find it exciting as well.......I mean um

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. I can vividly imagine you staring at the picture, hyperventilating, panicking to find your inhaler with one hand while desperately typing out those words to alert the World that you've got an erection with the other hand. If I weren't a very, very busy World Champion trying to bring prestige to the junkyard called Dynasty, I'd pay a visit to your house and beat you to death with every blunt object you own. You goofy-looking fuck.

\"Damaged" Zack Crash wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I can't tell if you people saw "ask me the stupidest shit you can possibly think of" and took it as a challenge or if this is shit you genuinely thought was interesting. YOU were the Chairman of this company at one time? Jesus Christ. You should have just let Hexa-gun kill you when we had the chance.

Do you think that the traditional face and heel boundaries are getting blurred in the modern scenario? If yes, then why?