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Voltage promo {#}2{/#}

A video package inaugurates. Sheridan's theme song in EAW, surfacing by slipknot, accompanies a black screen. Within the moment, a bright flash bangs. We see footage of Sheridan within her home country, her origins of Germany. A multitude of five second video clips chaperone the music, a bunch of clips highlighting Sheridan's popularity within Germany as well as her somewhat cold-blooded and predatory stratagem to wrestling. A host of Sheridan's in-ring wrestling moves are showcased in the impressive video package, cannonball after cannonball, tiger suplex upon tiger suplex. Sheridan's barbarous music fits in well with the video package. The presentation now focuses on her finishers, which are a 'Sherplex' and the 'Panzer lock', more colloquially known as 'Die Panzer lock'. It seems to be that Sheridan is a face in the video. The fans attain love for her, and Sheridan has a more passionate outlook when communicating with other fans and wrestlers alike. In her senior company, Sheridan held the women's championship on three separate occasions, each time as a 'face' in the world of sports entertainment. The video refashions, showing newspaper headlines of Sheridan leaving Germany to cross the ocean to America, the home of EAW. A picture is shown of Sheridan signing the contract, with camera lights flashing upon her graceful, prepossessing expression. The music continues to merge and homogenize with the video package. We witness Sheridan brutally putting Alexis Diemos in hospital, not by her own doing, of course. Sheridan simply applied her finishing move as the aftermath to Alexis cutting her throat on the turn-buckle. Sheridan had criticized the referee's pre-checking of the ring. That scenic had caused Sheridan immense fear, Americans are incompetent though, she shouldn't have expected anything less. 


The video package pauses. The music changes to a more depressing outlook, the visage of Sheridan's loss to Cloud on the Showdown pre-show, as well as being brutally attacked with a steel chair by Azumi; furthermore Alexis pinning her in her and Silence's tag match is demonstrated and displayed to the viewers of the video package. Placebo - Running Up That Hill companions the montage of clips. The music is slow, inconsolable, and gives a fair reflection of Sheridan's opinions of the match. Cheap victories. A thing of disgust. The song and the video begin to merge into the occurring black frameworks of the highlights of Sheridan's career. Our scene re-opens, however, to Sheridan sat backstage at one of EAW's events. The camera is shining upon herself. The room temperature is mild, the lighting being somewhat dark so not much could be made out of what was actually around her, this focused the shot on the German-born blonde, and accentuated her facial and her clothing. The setting would suggest Sheridan was a-social, not within one of her promos had she involved other wrestlers. Despite previously repping {#}TeamMinns{/#} within her rookie promos, it was connoted that brief partnership has dissolved. With a crack of her neck and a faint, subtle pout, Sheridan begins to speak. 


'' Madison. It's been what, twenty four hours and you've still no-showed? With your bragging of 'beating' Tarah I thought you'd be in the mood to talk your mouth off. Hah, I guess you're not the only one who's under-estimated their opponent. I hope you liked my little video package I made for you. I have associates who're good with all the tech stuff. I tend to stay away from all that aside from my trusty camera here. '' Sheridan gives her camera a light tap with the palm of her hand. She liked to amuse herself. '' I made it as you said you knew little of me. I felt I should educate you. I hope my video showed you an insight into real wrestling, and how to properly conduct yourself inside and outside of a wrestling ring. '' Sheridan briefly paused, the air conditioning within the room had turned on. Her blue eyes would dance onto the ceiling, she groaned. '' Anyhow, anyhow. I just wanted to give you a little update on me, and what I've been up to in preparation for our match on voltage. You do remember we have a match, right? You seem a little air-headed so I figured a little education might do you a world of good. Auf Wiedersehen. '' Sheridan is about to reach for the camera, so that she can finish her promo and get a bite to eat. It was well known by now that Sheridan really only put effort into her promos as EAW was about that and all. She was far spurned in on the no talk, all wrestling, something that the division she was currently associated with didn't seem to know. It was why she never touched Social media, she was a lone wolf, she didn't really need to communicate with anybody aside from family, trainers and the owners of the promotion she wrestled for. 


'' You know what, actually, just a little side note. Something about your attitude about me really made me tick. It really got under my beautiful, soft, skin. '' Sheridan snapped. She held the camera with more assertion now. She pushed herself up and escorted herself over to the power button of the air conditioner, carrying herself elegantly, with a sway, despite this not being picked up on camera. '' I can beat you. You threw me off like I was a nobody. You carry yourself with your head lodged right between your ass-cheeks. You think because you can bully snowgirl frostface Tarah with a shitty, disgusting, revolting, stomach-churning and turning chair shot you get the authority to under-mine the great Sheridan of Germany? Hah. Go ahead, rely on being a backstabbing-ugly cunt against me. I'll happily pick up a victory due to your failure to conduct a proper wrestling match. Just remember though, as soon as you pick up that disqualification, that means I can get my manicured, delicate hands dirty too. I can beat you. I will beat you. On voltage I will give a demonstration of German efficiency in full flow. I was having a fairly good week until you came in with your stupidly pointy fucked up nose and acted like you're the queen around here. Wrestling is an art. I am the artist. Hopefully you have a snoop of that video montage I left you, so you can prepare yourself for the ass-kicking of your life. '' and with a swipe, her thumb hit the ending of the recording. Sheridan slid the camera into her bag, and opened the door with an enthusiastic swing. 
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Showdown promo I 

Our video unfastens to Sheridan Muller. An inexhaustible quantity of short clips and pictures show Sheridan in a host of London landmarks, we see a picture of Sheridan at Tower Bridge, then one of her in the sight of Buckingham Palace, and then one of the blonde at the London Zoo. As a side note, the German native is wearing different outfits within each picture, connoting that straight after her victory, a dominant one, in Moscow, she filed straight to England ahead of schedule for her next appearance. Within one delineation she is sporting a black, Adidas hoodie, whilst in an additional picture she is clothed within her '{#}TeamMinns{/#}' shirt, and a black female biker jacket. She seemed to think that black clothes accentuated her already tall structure and compliment her silver-blonde hair. Either that or she simply liked wearing the same clothes in most of her promos for the company. A clip airs of the surroundings of the O2 arena. The weather on this particular day was cold, frosty almost. London, in her eyes, had always been a damp place, and in comparison to Germany's most popular cities, such as Berlin as well as Munich, she seemed a little prouder she was of German heritage. The video briefly fades into blackness before re-panning.

The scene of this precise broadcast was from a hotel room. Sheridan liked to travel separately from the rest of the Vixens and roster. She was anti-social, despite having been with EAW for closing in on a month now, the only friend she had made was Thomas Minns, and even calling him an ally was a push. She only donned his shirt as it was comfortable on her frame. The light flickers on, making the recorded enroll far lighter. Swiftly, she pulled up a chair. Her hair was tied back, which elevated her brown brows and her aesthetically pleasing facial. She cocked a brow, looking over the camera some. Sheridan then played around with it some, taking about a minute shifting the camera upon the oak table it was seated upon before she found the 'perfect shot'. After clearing her throat, the distasteful, Munich Bärchen began to speak. 


'' Look, I'm not much feeling at my best today. So I am going to make this very quick and very understandable. Schon gut. First off I would like to complain about the horrid country we are in. The culture is das worst in Europe. The food, abscheulich. The people? Ugh, ugh. '' Sheridan proceeds to wipe her tongue with the palm of her hand, whilst it is initially concluded she does this as a joke, she reaches for the camera to twist it, so that it focuses on an empty cup. '' Wie, was teufel ist das? Incompetence, is what it is. '' The camera returns to its original position. She sits. It would be a struggle to put into words what the female's expression gave off about the drink facing her on the table. She claws back her hair with her nails, which were seemingly manicured. She liked to look after herself. '' Überhaupt überhaupt... I am in a fatal four way, or a one on one on one on one. What a joke, who the hell do the people running this place think they are wasting my talent like this? You've got me in a match with Laura Amber Williams, who the fuck is that? Ich bin äußerst verschärft. I've been here closing in on a month now, I have not heard of her outside of the ring, I have not seen her, I haven't smelled her, I haven't breathed her. Does she even exist? She gets to saunter around, pulling matches and money left right and centre whilst the rest of us have to do this promo shit? Unentschuldbar, der schwachkopf. Idiots. Don't even get me started on Silence. After Saturday I refuse to be in a match with someone who calls themselves silence. It would have been cool, if we were still in our first years of education. Grow up. '' Sheridan paused, her expression has turned from disgust to anger, whilst it was somewhat amusing she got worked up in little things such as peoples names, you can't deny she shows some level of passion for wrestling. She shrugged her shoulders. Even if her sister started calling herself silence she'd be receiving an instantaneous sherplex. She sighed. '' To give credit to Azumi, I have seen her around backstage. I've heard her talk... talk.... talk.......... talk........ and talk. Oh, she talks a lot. Did I mention that she talks a lot? Vögeln; she could chat for Europe and still have enough energy to wrestle. Heilig... Enough of irrelevant talk. I will win, on Saturday, like I always do. Seem so the rest of the world can't let go of the World Wars I expect some booing and some crying from the English. '' She cocked a brow, continuing. '' I will win, I will conquer, I will stand tall when my opponents do not. der Abschiedsgruß '' Sheridan rubs her temples, following with an eye-rub. She was beginning to feel like being here was a waste of time. With a subtle, annoyed pout, she reached for the camera, pressing stop whilst the video faded to blackness.
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Post-Showdown promo

They say a picture speaks one thousand words, according to Google. Sheridan had google'd American phrases and saying a while back, just after she had signed her contract with EAW. If that saying were to reflect on the current vignette, a video spoke none, a video created silence. Sheridan's apartment was simple, from what could be seen from the video the German-native didn't have any fancy American technology or furniture. A simplistic, uncomplicated home. It was assumed it was her home, it gave off that safe environment, and the German seemed safe sitting in front of the camera. It was little known to those who watched EAW from home, but on the pre-show of Showdown, Sheridan was handed her first loss as a competitor in the promotion. Technically, television wise, she was still an undefeated brute whom was portrayed to be a threat to the vixens of the company. She had lost, clean, to Cloud Matsuda. Between then and now Sheridan had the time to reflect, she had washed, slept, ate, the whole lot. She wore a '{#}TeamMinns{/#}' shirt; it seemed more like casual wear to the female now, she felt comfortable wearing it around her home, due to the fact she didn't have her own merchandise, yet, she might as well give one of her few allies in EAW a little exposure. She had basic make up on her facial; foundation, shaded brows, eye-shadow and lip gloss. The German didn't much enjoy slaving in front of a mirror to make herself look that little bit more prettier, but she had the free time to before opening up her camera. Blonde hair was tied back. This time twenty-four hours ago, her expression would be emanating confidence, her lips would be curvated into a smirk, eyes hawked, she would be cocky, she would be speaking in her native tongue. She wasn't. She was inaudible. She was soundless. 

Sheridan, between being rolled up by Cloud and to the current second, had reflected on what possibly went wrong. She went into the match psyched up, she had Cloud nearly down and out so many times. The camera stayed on her, she had been rolling for two minutes or so now, and nothing had really occurred. Maybe it was the fact she wasn't on television. She had dominated Alexis, who to this current point Sheridan assumed was still in hospital or wherever with Eclipse meeting her every need. She had absolutely thrashed her in fact, the little incident with the steel beneath the turn-buckle had maybe helped her to a victory, but it wasn't Sheridan's fault the referee was incompetent and didn't spot the misfortunes of the people hired to set up the ring. Maybe if she had the backing of a few Germans watching her match it would have gone differently. Hell, Sheridan was sure the referee had deliberately counted slower after her blazing of his colleges earlier on in the week. 

It was possible she lost due to Cloud surprising her. Sheridan hadn't expected Saint Matsuda the third to resort to rolling up her opponent to get a win. In Germany the term 'rolling up' didn't exist, it was considered feeble, weak as well as incapacitated. With as much experience as Cloud had in this promotion ahead of Sheridan, she hadn't contemplated Cloud winning in the cheapest, most dishonourable way. Sheridan had her on the ropes the majority of the match, and would have, and should have really wrapped up the match far quicker. Or maybe she had lost because she wasn't good enough, she didn't try hard enough, possibly because the match wasn't on television. She had no clue why the match was relegated to the pre-show anyhow, she had read up on Cloud and she seemed to be one of the better workers in this promotion. The video had been recording for five minutes now, almost coming up to six. She hadn't spoke, her expression had just re-constructed from angry, to disappointed. A hand reached for the back of the camera, and the screen fades to black. 

If a picture tells one thousand words, then Sheridan Müller had just composed a fucking masterpiece.
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The classic coffee-house, where you can order an espresso and hang out for an afternoon, is a sadly dying breed. Our scene is set within one. The camera pans at a leisurely pace around the house. We see a glass door, quite new, framing not scratched. The atmosphere is warm, the camera picks up the chatter of the patrons within the establishment; lens moving onto the mahogany country which people are stood affront of. Coffees are delegated on the counter, every few seconds a customer comes to collect their order. Machines whirl, employees at the house not breaking sweat, yet working at a fast pace to comply with the customers demand. Air is fresh, pure, the smell of vanilla wafts through the air. The camera turns.

Mueller is in similar attire since the left time we saw her. Hair to all appearances untouched, though this couldn't be true. Blonde streaks fell into a French plait, which came over a shoulder. Make-up was similar, not too heavy on the eye-shadow or the pink lip gloss. Features still accentuated by her articulate cosmetic skills. She dons a red scarf, nothing fancy, just a rectangle of crimson, cheap yarn, probably made with thousands and sold for nothing more than a few American dollars. Without said scarf Sheridan would probably fade into the background of the coffee house scene, that and the fact she was in possession of the camera, a quick pan over her shoulder shows that it is snowing at wherever she is currently based, judging from the language of her peers it would be somewhere in Germany. Her signature leather jacket and '{#}TeamMinns{/#}' tee had returned for this particular scene. Although she wasn't much a fan of Minns, even she had to admit the fabric was smooth, and the design almost flawless, it boded well with her jacket. She pouted, then licked her lips. Camera shaking slightly before Sheridan reveals a hot dog to the camera. It becomes apparent she didn't purchase this hot dog from the coffee-house, for this store only sold your basic pastries and cakes. Sheridan wasn't a supporter of basic things. It was a bratwurst, with condiments of 'ketchup' and sizzled onions, the bun was plump, and sauerkraut had been added upon the beast of a dog. Sheridan was almost showing it off, whilst others would usually show cars or clothes in their promos, Sheridan seemed to go with food. She takes a bite of the dog, her lips curve into a smug beam. The dog is settled down, onto a table out of the cameras reach. She swallows her chunk of sausage and her speech begins. 

'' Guten Tag EAW! I told you I'd be back. Welcome to Germany! '' The camera pans around the coffee house, although she steers it at a speed which makes the vision of the lens blurry. Sheridan sounds far too excited, considering she could potentially taste defeat in her first match. '' Entzwei tage zeit ich gesicht Alexis... irgend etwas. Far too complicated last name, I do not bother. Anyway, I, as a German, am not fond of masqueraders'. I have been in EAW for what, two weeks now? And I never hear of this Alexis girl. Nicht gut.. '' Mueller pauses, she looks over her shoulder, the camera pans off to the side for a brief moment. It is assumed Sheridan takes another sizeable chomp into her bratwurst. '' Not good at all. Ohnehin, anyway, rest assured that I will win fur Deutschland, and that when Alexis taps out- '' Pause. The blonde ponders something, we can pick this up due to her eyes tilting upwards a tad, and lips pushing into a purse. '' Or loses, whatever occurs. That she will fall to Die Panzer lock; and that Germany will have claimed its first of MANY victims. '' She smiles. Though it is far more sinister than her previous expressions within the video. Pink fingernails lock around the bun of her bratwurst, she looks graceful even when munching away at such a masculine treat. She speaks, mouth open, food still within her gums. ''Abschiedsgrub! '' 

The video is brought to a halt.
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Gulls swarmed around the boat, they swoop through the air, slashing at it with their menacing wings, crying out. They glide against the sea almost effortlessly, their mix of grey and white feathered wings seeming to go miles without moving. They then drive up, and fly away into the coast, leaving the old, rocking fishing boat and its mariners to un-harness their nets. The mystic blue sea meets glistening, soft sand, it's gleam only exemplified from the sun, who's rays caught the scene just beautifully. Crushed seashells could be seen on the beach, and the faint call of seagulls could be heard again; the beach was quiet, excluding a white and black cat aimlessly prowling around the top of the sandline. Iinstantaniously, the scene is abruptly cut, the camera lens panning off the shore, leaving the image forever blurry. 

Captivating blue eyes, almost the same shade as that of the blue sea, meet the lens. Lashes briefly bat to a fluttering close, before striking back up again. The lens zooms out to reveal the antagonist whom ruined such a romantic scene. Ashy, enchanting hair blows in the light breeze. One hand released the camera, to adjust said hair and to set Ray-Ban steel tinted aviators upon the bridge of her nose. Plump pink lips press and purse into a quick pout. Her nostrils twitched perfunctory. She is attired in a black, leather bomber jacket, this was hooded, and the golden zip was not done up, this aspiration itself showed the camera her white t-shirt. It was plain, and accentuated her curvaceous form. '{#}TeamMinns{/#}' was printed upon this. Her jacket ruffles, and her lips pursed into an o shape; she laid the camera down on a circular table. This panned out the scene more and revealed a coffee flask, with the German national flag printed upon it alongside some German footballer, as well as the scenic view behind the woman. Which consisted of a few houses, before the distance rolled into a big knotted green hill. She licked her lips, before the plump pair parted, her chest pushed outwards against her ensemble of clothing before she spoke. 

'' Gib Acht alle der ruckgang auf mein fub. Sie soll liegen dezimiert auslöschen! '' She contemplated for a few seconds, a brown brow cocked. Her free hand slid around her flask and she brought it upon her lips. Taking a half-hearted attempt to look elegant whilst sipping upon her beverage. She set it aside, no pressure seeming to grow upon her form. The pause was significent, her mouth agated again. '' I am Sheridan Müller. We shall be familiarized soon, EAW. '' She signals a salute at the camera, a slight smirk inaugurating upon her maw. ''Abschiedsgrub. ''
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Road To Redemption #1
New Orleans, Louisiana
A Star Is Born

Legend by Drake blasts over the speaker systems. Thomas Minns walks out to a loud chorus of boo's from the fans. He is accompanied to the ring by his personal security. His personal security is wearing shirts that say “#TeamMinns” on them. As always, Minns is dressed to impress. He is wearing a navy blue, Giorgio Armani three piece suit. He completes the outfit with a Rolex Cosmograph Daytona and a pair of Ray Bans. Inside the ring, there is a projector screen. Thomas Minns climbs into the ring, he picks up the pointing stick that is placed next to the projector screen and begins to talk.

Thomas Minns Presents: A Presentation

We're edging ever closer to judgement day. With every day that passes, we become closer and closer to the crowning moment of Thomas Minns. Road to Redemption is within touching distance and with that, the EAW Championship becomes in touching distance for yours truly. Who would have thought it? Just sixth months have passed since I first set foot in an EAW ring and look at me now. I am on top of the world. Showdown has became my own show, I am the most important feature of every single Showdown. Let's take a trip back to June of 2015. I signed a bumper deal with EAW and made my first ever appearance. I faced an elitist called No Name on the pre-show of Showdown, I humiliated him and that would be the last we ever saw of that poor soul. From the moment that I stepped into this company, I have been doubted. I have been counted out by everyone in that locker room, all of you in this arena and everyone at home. Absolutely nobody gave me a chance or a glimmer of hope of surviving. People expected me to just be like the rest. They expected me to show up a few times in EAW and then just vanish off the face of the earth. The difference between everyone else that steps through that curtain and I is that I am a different class. I am top quality calibre elitist, nobody can even dream of being on my level. I am the last of my breed. There just isn't any of us professional wrestlers left. Nobody can compare to Thomas Minns. I am a prizefighter, I come for glory and blood. Thomas Minns isn't here to make up the numbers, I am here to be victorious. I am not just talking about the Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption, I am talking about EAW as a whole. Thomas Minns isn't someone that just gets lost in the shuffle, I stand out due to my own hard work. I for one do not accept mediocrity, I have made a huge name for myself since stepping into EAW and I am not about to let that slip. I am the name on everyone's lips right now and I will be forever. It takes a special kind of elitist to make such an impact in such a short period of time. Tell me this, what other elitist's first ever FPV match was for the EAW Championship? I doubt their will be many, if any. I've made it to that point that I have all down to the work that I have put in. I have absolutely no help like a lot of people need to make it to the top. Thomas Minns is a man that relies on nobody but himself. My record in EAW speaks for itself. I am embarrassed EAW legends and sent them packing. I have made an immediate name for myself. I know you all love to hear about Thomas Minns but I need to give my opponents attention, let's get this presentation started.

Thomas Minns uses the pointing stick to go to the next slide on the projector screen. The projector screen then shows a picture of Thomas Minns standing over Xavier Williams, Xavier Williams is beaten down after an attack from Minns. Minns chuckles to himself as he looks at the picture before beginning to speak once again.

Xavier, Xavier, Xavier. I feel it's only right to address my biggest rival first. You know, Xavier and I don't really see eye to eye. For some time now, we have been in a few scraps. It all started when I cost him his chance of winning the EAW Championship back from Jamie O'Hara. Xavier Williams evidently didn't take too kindly to my actions and took a real exception to what I did. He seems to be a little bitter that I have been able to humiliate and beat him down time and time again. If you're that mad, Xavier, why don't you do something about it? Week after week, I am the one that stands tall over Xavier Williams. How do you feel about that Xavier? I know for a fact that it really bothers you. I can guarantee that you are having sleepless nights over this whole situation. You just aren't able to get the best of Thomas Minns. I find it quite ironic that you have labelled yourself the Best in the World, let's take a little bit of logic into play here. If you aren't able to get the better of me, surely that makes me the Best in the World? On the other hand, I don't need a silly little nickname to prove that I am the best in the world. If you need that little ego boost then have at it, Xavier. Speaking of ego boosts, what does Albert Hitchman exactly do for you? Except for stroking your ego on a day to day basis, of course. He doesn't offer you any kind of service, he is simply a yes man for you. You're just keeping him by your side because he hangs off your every word and agrees with everything that you say. I know that you're paying Albert good money and what a waste of money that really is. You should really take a leaf out of my book, Xavier. I spend my money wisely. I spend money on my personal security who protect me from degenerates such as yourself. These two men offer me a great service, what kind of protection can a balding middle aged morbidly obese man offer you? Unlike Albert, my personal security do not need to say anything. I can handle my own verbal battles, I do not need to be spoken for like you do. Albert is nothing more than a pawn in your little game, he is an embarrassment to you. Saying that, you and Albert do go hand in hand. You both are irrelevant little men that should stay away from my limelight. You two are just trying to ride my coattails to the top and live off my glory. Don't worry though, Xavier, I'll be done with you soon.


Thomas Minns taps the projector screen once again so that it goes to the next slide. This time, the picture is of Thomas Minns delivering the Sleepless in Seattle to Jamie O'Hara and stealing his EAW Championship.

Jamie O'Hara is a man that I do not respect one single bit. I do not respect him as man and I do not respect what he has achieved in EAW. Jamie O'Hara is what I like to call, a fluke. It's pretty incredible that he has managed to make is this far off nothing but lady luck itself. He's managed to make it to the top of EAW without a tiny little bit of talent in his body. That's pretty insane but just shows what a sad state of affairs EAW can be sometimes. Let's be honest here, your EAW Championship reign has been an utter disgrace thus far. You've not been a fighting Champion whatsoever, you were even put on the shelf by my due to that title to your skull. I've humiliated and shown you up not once but twice. How can anybody possibly see you as a viable EAW Champion? The EAW Champion is supposed to be the best wrestler in the entire company, that is definitely not applicable in regards to Jamie O'Hara. You do not represent this company in any positive way. The reputation of this company is being damaged by you holding that EAW Championship. You're not the poster boy that EAW needs, that role belongs to Thomas Minns. I am honestly upset at how you are destroying the integrity of that beautiful championship, just hand it over to someone who actually deserves it. You were incredibly lucky to even get a shot at that EAW Championship. You won the Cash in the Vault ladder match which gives eight people a chance at getting a shot at any world title that they want. Let's just take a minute to actually look at your competition in that match though. Zach Genesis and Christopher Corrupt have since left the company as they simply didn't match up to the standards that we require at EAW. Eclipse Diemos, Aren Mstislav, Carlos Rosso and Scott Oasis aren't even on important enough brands to waste my time talking about. Only The Pizza Boy is worth my breath but I will get to him later. It's not exactly like you had to go through stiff competition to get a shot at the EAW Championship. It's almost as if you were handed that shot on a silver platter. I think it's an outrage that you were even given another shot at that EAW Championship after you blew your original shot. You lost your chance at the title when you failed to cash in your Cash in the Vault and you were just handed another shot, that was a stupid move that shouldn't have been allowed. You're going to be demanding about 4 other chances after I beat you for your title.

Once again, Thomas Minns taps the screen so it changes over. This time, it shows a picture of Thomas Minns walking out on his match with Heart Break Boy.

I cannot believe that I am taking time out of my day to talk about this man again. Last time we faced, I simply walked out on the match because you weren't worth my time. I wasn't about to waste my precious minutes on embarrassing an old has been like Heart Break Boy. I walked out on our match because I had better things to do. The night of our match, that was the exact same night that I well and truly put myself on the map. It was the same night that I attacked Jamie O'Hara and Xavier Williams causing their EAW Championship match to go to a no contest. That was a huge night in my EAW career and it all started with a smart decision that I took upon myself to put into action. You may have enjoyed that free victory, HBB, but I was the one that came out looking like a bona fide star. You just looked like a man who was so unimportant that his opponent couldn't even be bothered to face him. If I had actually decided to wrestle you that night, the result was pretty inevitable. Of course, Thomas Minns was going to reign supreme over someone as past it as Heart Break Boy. Your years have come and gone, HBB. I see you're still hanging onto your place here by a thread though. The only reason that your ass hasn't been shown the door is that you're part of the furniture here. You've somehow managed to wedge yourself in a cushy little position in EAW. No matter how many times you “retire” or go on a sabbatical, you're always welcomed back with open arms. Frankly, I think that is a disgrace. You should not be allowed to just walk in and out of EAW at any time you feel like. The wrestling business never stops, we do not have an off season. I guess that your old body just can't take it any more. Years of laying on your back and being pinned must have taken it's toll on your frail body. You just can't handle the schedule anymore, I suggest you get out of here before it's too late. How on earth do you expect to survive inside that vicious elimination chamber? That chamber spares absolutely nobody, it can be a career ender for the wrong people. You remind me of a horse that has a limp, HBB. You know what they do to horses that have limps? They put them down.

Thomas Minns presses the screen once again to go to the next slide. This time it shows The Pizza Boy being beaten down by Thomas Minns in a tag team match they were both in.

I just can't comprehend this. I just don't understand how this man has managed to worm has way into this match. How has this comedy character found himself in a match for the EAW Championship? He must be counting his blessings right now and counting himself ever so lucky. I've mentioned how Jamie O'Hara is damaging the integrity of such a prestigious championship but The Pizza Boy winning the EAW Championship would just take the cake. This man is nothing short of comedy relief, he's literally found himself in this match due to the work of Heart Break Boy. The fact that they were able to qualify together is an absolute disgrace. Who possibly thought that was a good idea? We've allowed a tag team to enter an elimination chamber, it's obvious that they're just going to work together to further their chances of leaving Road to Redemption with the EAW Championship. Thankfully, I will not allow that to happen. On absolutely no grounds will I let this happen. I have more talent in my little finger than Heart Break Boy and The Pizza Boy do combined. This means that I can simply beat both of these men single handedly. It won't prove too much of a task too, just look at them. Let's be honest here, The Pizza Boy just doesn't belong here. This is my territory and he needs to get out as soon as possible. The Pizza Boy doesn't even warrant talking about, he should consider himself lucky that I've actually taken time out of my day to utter his name. I'm going to get rid of him pretty quickly.

Thomas Minns presses the screen for a final time. The screen then shows a picture of Thomas Minns lifting the EAW Championship after he stole it from Jamie O'Hara.

This picture. This is going to become an all too familiar site for all of you very shortly. Thomas Minns lifting his EAW Championship in victory is going to become an iconic picture that thousands will clamour to see. People will travel for miles on miles to see Thomas Minns carrying the EAW Championship. It's been a fairytale journey to the top for Thomas Minns and there isn't a time limit on when it's going to stop. This elimination chamber at Road to Redemption is just the beginning of something special. The Thomas Minns era is among us.


The projector screen turns to black as Thomas Minns smiles to himself. He talks to his private security and tells them to leave the ring with him. Legend by Drake begins to play over the speakers once again as Thomas Minns climbs out the ring and walks up the ramp. He ignores any fans that are shouting abuse at him and simply walks up the ramp with his head held high. Once he reaches the top of the ramp, he turns around and raises his arms in victory as the camera fades to black.
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