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Drastik wrote:: This is the equivalent of when McDonalds started really experimenting with things on their menu. First they started giving us the classics like a McRib (Cruiserweight Classic) which was pretty good, but only because we hadn't had it in a long while. Then they tried to spice it up with some classic white people food by introducing Mozzarella sticks (UK Tournament) and we tried them and were like "well that wasn't horrible but it wasn't exactly good". And now we've got some goddamn WOMEN'S tournament?? Shit, why doesn't McDonalds just offer to take a giant shit on a bun? Not one of their Big Mac buns, but like the cheep McChicken bun, leave it out overnight so it gets nice and stale and room temperature, and then not even bother to wrap it before throwing it in a goddamn paper bag and charging us $6.00 like it's a fucking McGriddle? That's what the Women's Tournament is gonna be like. And I know some of you fucking fanboys are going to take a nice big chomp at that McShitwich and say "Wow this is so innovative, so delicious, so new! I love it. I love the Mickey D's is giving this McShitwich a chance". But you're all a bunch of marks. You're all a bunch of shit-eating marks

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