I've been gifted my pacifier. The tit on this one is sweet.
So my match last week was the foreshadow of the barking order that's been given out around here. Oasis over Consequences. World title over Hardcore. Fine. I'll succumb, I'll take my place. I'll take my seat in the corner of the classroom. I'll be told where I go. I'll pretend like our show isn't a schizophrenic mess right now, with some no-named GM coming in and playing a bigger character than the men he's supposed to be the boss of. I'll pretend like the only reason I'm getting a shot at an historic title in Extreme Answerz Wrestling is because I told the producers in the back to hit my music.
I'll pretend like this is where I want to be right now. And I'll pretend like I understand why the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP being fought for in a HARDCORE MATCH is not commonplace around here anymore.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I've taken a lot of hits to the head (gaseous, not solid) since I've been here last but isn't Zack Crash the man that made this entire joke of a company into a bigger joke? Into an Elitist mockery of history? Please, like I said, I could be wrong. No one really knows what Zack Crash has done in EAW. I sure don't. But, nonetheless, here I am and here I was... coming out on Dynasty to to the beat of my music to clamor for "his" Hardcore Championship. A man who should be more worried about gimmick infringement than a title that is really not rightfully his. A man who
should be able to lose that title at anytime of the day, anywhere.
But
nooo, EAW can't be competent enough to figure out how to do that right, huh? Figures.
Now it's me versus
#ScottDiamondTop16 in a true Extreme Answerz Wrestling match. And now that I really breathe all this blender smoke in and look at it, I'm grateful that I'm not in some
dark 'n scary story against a scrawny Pizza character for what
used to be the most prestigious title on this brand. I'll gladly take that category once I go through Scott and into the shitty gimmick of Zack Crash in two weeks' time.
I'll gladly bolster Dynasty's gut while those with dark red colored names just so happen to be the nearest to to the flashing Dynasty logo. I'll just keep biting this here filter.
Two co-Mr. Irrelevants. Taking it back to what EAW really is. Lethal Consequences in matches with no rulez against people whose names he recognizes.
That's EAW. The
true EAW. What EAW was supposed to be, and should've been all along. An EAW that I remember. An EAW I remember where in the same Pain For Pride where I was showcasing the best win in the history of E-Federations, Scott Diamond was in an eight second match in a showcase that truly showed what he was.
Lesser than I.
This weeks starts the Lethal Consequences that has never been seen before... except for the fact that he's the same Lethal Consequences that has always existed. A Lethal Consequences that remembers the blood stained, irony smell of the Hardcore Championship because its the same Lethal Consequences that last saw the tatter belt when he was on of selected men to carry the unified Undisputed Hardcore Title.
How the past is forever growing smaller.
Smaller than Scott Diamond's ego after it shrinks whens seeing that LC promo'd first and with a quickness.
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