DYNASTY PROMO #3It would seem that apart from being a joke and a waste of perfectly good wrestling gear, Mark Michaels also appears to be delusional too! He inferred in his latest bit of verbal diarrhea that there is a difference between seeming to be a badass than actually being one, and he's absolutely right. But where he faults is his belief that I pretend to be a badass whereas he is one. I literally laughed out loud when I heard this spectacular piece of ignorance. You think I pretend at being a badass Mr. Michaels? Well then let us examine a few facts shall we! I won the 2013 Cash in the Vault match...FACT! I beat Jaywalker that same night to end perhaps the greatest winning streak in EAW history...FACT! I was World Heavyweight Champion...FACT! I'm the longest reigning tag team champion in EAW...FACT! I was Chairman of EAW for over a year, leading this place to its greatest renaissance...FACT! And I recently buried my greatest rival in broken glass..FACT! All of these things are not "seemingly" impressive, they are impressive in fact! And what about you Mark? What great accomplishments make you such a badass rather than "seeming" to be one? You beat Angelo Brando?! He was nothing but a glorified jobber and barely a step above you on the ladder. Your entire world and everything you care about is nothing but people appearing to be something rather than actually being it! People on Twitter think having followers makes them popular, people on YouTube think views makes them a movie star, and so on and so on. So if anyone is trying to make themselves appear a certain way...it's you! You're so fake I question whether you even exist at all. Like all media whorls you put out the image you think people want to see of you. I on the other hand couldn't give fewer shit what anyone thinks of me! And see the difference between us because of that simple distinction? You hide behind marketing tricks to hide the fact that you have nothing of importance to say, while people cling to my every word! You use flashy attire to cover up that you are weak, whereas people fear my presence! I don't need gimmicks and I don't need a team of writers to come up with my material. Ask anyone here and they'll tell who they think is the bigger threat and bigger star. Hell even YOU know who the bigger star is between you and me! Why else was I the person you picked for your first show guest? Because you knew I'd get you the ratings you crave so badly! People may hate me, but they pay to hate me because they know I can give them results. They pay to see you so then can secretly laugh at you as they watch try to be David Letterman when you should be acting like a wrestler! That's the saddest part of all really; how much you spit upon this great business we call wrestling. Sure I did some bad things but everything I did was to improve wrestling, and at my core that is what I am...a wrestler! You however are an insult to wrestling! You're an insult to me and anyone else you crawled through that locker room! Well I'm about to show you what I do to people who insult me and what I love. And the results will be much more offensive to our viewers than to you! They're gonna turn away in disgust of what I do to you! And I will only stop when I hear you admit to me just how much of a joke you are! I will make you admit the truth to yourself that you are a parody who belongs more in his mommy's basement on a computer than in my ring! Only there will be nothing mad cap, wacky, or funny about this parody show.
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