I(Jack can be seen sitting at the a newly acquired craps table in the RAD Betting agency. He is the dealer.)EAW Employee: COME ON BABAYYY PAPA NEEDS A BRAND NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
(The EAW Employee starts off hot and rolls a 7 right off the bat. He just doubled his money, and he's pretty pumped about it. He's got girls surrounding him, he's looking like a big shot right now.)Jack: Are you out? Or do you want to keep going? You can double your winnings if you continue!
(The EAW Employee looks around the craps table and sees everyone on the edge of their seat in anticipation for his answer)EAW Employee: HELL YEAH IM GONNA CONTINUE! GIVE ME THOSE DICE.
(Jack pushes some dice over, and the EAW Employee picks them up. He has one of the girls that's standing next to him blow on his dice because he's a douche. He's smirk is growing in stature, his confidence is at an all time. He rolls the dice again, and rolls an Now the shooter rolls an 8, so 8 becomes the point.)Jack: Ok remember, you want to see another 8 before you see the dreaded number 7 mate.
EAW Employee: I know how the game works cheech, just give me the dice.
Jack: Oh ok, just letting you know seeing that you're already in debt to us and stuff.. Don't want to take your other testicle away from you as collateral
Gold Digger: Other testicle?
EAW Employee: Haha.. He's just joking around, I'm a frequent customer, we have inside jokes.
Jack: Not a joke.. See the plaque behind me? See that gross thing hanging on it? Yeah, thats his ball, we took that shit. So gambling Randy, if you want to continue, go right ahead. I just hope that you have the money to pay up this time...
Gambling Randy: DOESN'T EVEN MATTER JACKIE BOY, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO...
(The EAW Employee now known as Gambling Randy, rolls the dice.. The hit the back of the wall, and time slows down.. The dice hit each corner that they have, roll around, spinning on its side, until the dice stops, and what shows its ugly face? The dreaded number 7...)Gambling Randy: Lose... Hey Jack, you have any money I can borrow?
(The crowd disperses because Gambling Randy is a massive tool now, he has no money so no appeal..)Jack: *sigh* You don't have the money... Do you Gambling Randy?
Gambling Randy: Uh-Well of course I do! ... I mean I will.. When we get paid this Friday.
Jack: I don't know Randy... That might not be good enough
(Jack pulls a pocket knife from out of his back pocket.)Jack: You know what happens when you don't have our money...
Gambling Randy: Please.. Not good old lefty... He's always been my favorite.
Jack: You have favorite testicles... That's weird.. You're weird.
Gambling Randy: Ok maybe not always... But him and I have gotten a lot closer since you know who was cut out of my body...
Jack: Enough of this.. This Friday Gambling Randy.. If you don't have it this Friday.. I'm cutting some nuts...
Gambling Randy: Thank you! Thank you so much Jack. I won't let you down...
Jack: Make sure you don't...
(Gambling Randy scampers away like the punk bitch that he is. While he's leaving, the Interviewer barely makes it through the door, but he catches it, and waddles his way inside. He's already sweating even though the entire arena is cooled down to a chilly 50 degrees.)Interviewer: Jackie boy! Do I have a proposition for you!
Jack: ....
Interviewer: I see that you're so excited to see me, and to hear my business proposition that you're in utter shock and silence. Anyways.. Since I'm uber famous now, I'm rolling in the dough, ok? I got guap dogg. How about we start a partnership, The Interviewers Betting Agency... With the High Rollerz.
Jack: Or... ORRRRRRRR I murder you, and everyone is happy.
Interviewer: Haha Jack you're such a kidder
Jack: Ha... Ha.. Kidder, yes, me... But you know what Interviewer? Ok! Let's do this.. Except for the horrible name, I'm in.
Interviewer: WAIT REALLY?
Jack: Yup, shake my hand and it'll be a done deal. I have ideas.
(Interviewer reaches out his hand, and meets Jacks hand in the middle. The deal has been accepted...)Interviewer: Ok! What do we do now?
Jack: Oh.. You wanted to start a business with us and you don't even know how to start? Fine, it's fine, because me being the smart thinker that I am, devised a starting point.
Interviewer: Ok! Tell me what to do.
Jack: We have to decide where in the room we have control over.
Interviewer: Huh?
Jack: Yeah you know, like divide it up, and that will be your area, your domain! You'll run it!
Interviewer: I'll be king of my domain.
Jack: Yes you will, so let's begin.
Interviewer: Well, I want to be in charge of the Slot Machines, and the Black Jack table
Jack: Yeah.. No can do buckaroo. Black Jack is mine, obviously, and Slot Machines is David.
Interviewer: Damn, well what is there for me?
Jack: Well lets just draw a line
(Jack goes pulls out some duct tape, and lays it down next to the Slot Machines.)Jack: Ok this is the starting point of where David will be over seeing.
(Jack then tapes the ground around the Poker table, Roulette, and Wheel of Fortune game)Jack: This will be Davids area.. Then...
(Jack places the duct tape down at the Craps table, then to the Black Jack table, Baccarat, and the Keno)Jack: And I will be in charge of aaalll this.
Interviewer: Ok.. So what's left for me?
Jack: WHAT'S LEFT FOR YOU?!! HAHA WELL I'LL SHOW YA! IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB OF THEM ALL!
Interviewer: Score!
(Jack leads the Interviewer to the door, opens it, and has the Interviewer walk out.)Interviewer: Why am I outside? Oooh am I the bouncer?
Jack: I would never go into business with you ever, go away, I hate you.
(Jack slams the door into the Interviewers face, and walks back to the craps table. Interviewer doesn't even bother opening the door, and just walks right back to Jack.)Interviewer: HAHAHA, good one Jack, thanks for the job, I'll be the best bouncer there ever was! But down to my full time job of being an Interviewer, you're up against Mark Michaels and Kaise Boutes, what are your thoughts on this?
Jack: Leave, please...
Interviewer: You're right, I have to get to my position right away.
(Interviewer runs off to the front of the door and watches intently just in case hooligans are about)Jack: Ok Mark Michaels, you are very cocky.. But I have no idea why. Who are you? Have we faced off before? Clearly we have because you can't stop talking about it. You see I remember the match at House of Glass, I just don't remember you being in it. You're not very good, you're not very important, you just don't leave a very big impression on anyone. I mean you've been here for quite some time, and you've done nothing. The best you've ever done is to challenge for a title, never win. But that's why you want to beat us so bad, you want to prove yourself against the most dominate team in EAW history. I understand that, but how are you going to do that when you don't even have a partner? We are the greatest team in the history of this company, and there's nothing you can do about it. Your claim to fame is being the self proclaimed social media champion. Well Mark, I called you out on Twitter and you never even responded. You would think someone that's so in tune with social media would be someone that would respond, and talk back about something I said. By the way I don't know where you got this idea that David is big on social media, he hates that shit. I don't blame him, people always try to throw their shitty opinions into your delicious stew. Neither of us really are into social media that much.. But you know what? I wanted to see how good you were at this social media thing. And just like that, you were proven wrong. You'd think someone would notify you that someone spoke negatively about you. What did I say you ask? Well you're so unoriginal you're trying to steal my nickname. I am Top Shelf Jack Ripley, but you're now trying to say you're top shelf? I SAY NEIGH! To be top shelf you must actually be talented, and do something worth note in this company, which you haven't. But yeah, you ain't legend, you're not in our league. Bro you couldn't even beat Nobi.. Like... What? We're undefeated against him, we're like 20.. and 0? Something like that? I mean Nobi is like the measuring stick for mediocrity around here, if you can't beat him.. Woo you suck. But you can keep making these generalized statements that anyone can make without any way to back it up. It's cool. Because just like everyone else that has gotten in the ring with us? We'll expose you for the nothing you are.
But hey this doesn't even seem to be about us, this seems to be about you, and Kaise. Like are you dumb? You have the hypothetical chance to beat The High Rollerz, and you're making an enemy with your partner? Why not work together for a common purpose, and then after the match.. Kill each other. But no that's the smart way of thinking, and you don't do that, you're not about thinking smart. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those dick pics that you send out to the underage girls to make yourself seem cool to the teenage girls makes its way to social media. You just seem like one of those skeevy guys that does that sort of thing. I mean here you are thinking about us busting...? Busting what?
(Interviewer leans over past the doorway.)Interviewer: He said at the blackjack tables Jack...
Jack: STAY AT YOUR POST, WE COULD BE ROBBED AT ANY MOMENT!
Interviewer: Oh God you're right!
Jack: Sigh.. Anyways Mark, don't think of us busting any type of capacity because that sounds really weird. As a matter of fact you tried making
#HighRollerzBust a thing... You're an odd guy aren't you. You have this glorified version of your career in your head that no one, and I mean no one else has. You haven't done anything, your only claim to fame is social media, and you can't even do that right. I mean you're a laughing stock here in EAW, one of those guys that was never broken from the fact that he's a massive failure. Why is this? Why do you think the way you do? I mean I understand that people have to have confidence in their own abilities or they won't go far but you take it to a whole new leve... And no.. That's not a compliment.. You see, you have nothing to be confident about.. And really that's all I can say about you. Why do you think you can beat us? Because you claim to be better than us. How? How are you better than us? We are the best tag team in EAW history, we're holding these titles for years to come. Just keep having your pissy little fits about how you want to beat up your partner, that won't get you anywhere. You're just a spoiled brat that thinks he can take on the world with no actual support to back him up. You may just be the dumbest wrestler on the roster, so I guess.. That's something to be proud of? You think you can handle a 3 vs. 1 match? You can't even win a singles match. So yeah, make rookie mistakes in your 3rd year in this company or whatever year it is.. Too long if you ask me. And now onto your partner.
Welpp... He just seems depressed, and really doesn't care about this match. So.. He may just kill himself before this match happens anyways.. So.. That's really all I got....................................................................EXCEPT! THIS DUDE KAISE BOETIUS SAYS "WHOEVER THESE FUCKS ARE" LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE GOATS. OK FAM OK YEAH YOU'RE TOUGH AS FUCK... SIKE. YOU'RE NOT. Honestly, that just makes you oblivious to the world surrounding you. We are the premier tag team in this business, the greatest Tag Team Champions of all time. That's who these two fucks are. That's who you're dealing with. And the thing is, you not knowing who we are.. Well that's going to BURN you in the end. Get it? Because you were talking about fire? Whatevs. Sounds like you kind of want to die, and with the way you're treating this match you just might. And just like your friendemy over there Mark, you're going to be a nobody,. You're a nobody now, and you will forever be a nobody. And when you get buried six feet under the ground? No one will be there for you, which I don't think you really care about. Sounds like a fun like you have. Sike sounds like your existence is just awful, and you should feel bad about it. Anyways, after we murder you this weekend, maybe you'll find out who the High Rollerz really are.
(Jack stays still in front of the camera awkwardly not knowing what to do.. He looks around, until he just awkwardly waves good bye.. Camera Fades to Black.) 
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