DCW promo:
Listen Franchise Jobber, you're taking this way too seriously for your reputation to allow. We all know that the only way you got into this match is that you let Maxwell Dachs check your prostate without gloves. I mean, I'm sure that is literally where he gets his life force from, Dachslemania baby.
But you? You're fucking stupid. I'm the fucking jobber? You didn't even put up a fight against Stark at Resurrection. Landerson's win over me was an upset and nothing less. Now that that's been said, how about you make like your parents... And lay down.
*Kerry laughs at his own joke before posting it on twitter with
#Dachslemania and
#FranchiseJobber attached to it*
Bitch.
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