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Showdown Promo:

"In my shoes"

*Kerry Keller is sitting in his hotel, getting psyched up for his match tomorrow when a text appears on his phone*

"New Text Message From: Maxwell "Kimbo" Dachs"

The text reads:

"Yo dickbag, I'm gonna be ringside in you and Landerson's corner for tomorrow's match, if you fuck this up like you did last time. I'll fuck your mum and check her prostate, even if she doesn't have one. #DCW Bitch"

*Kerry shakes his head and goes down the stairs of the hotel, going into the hotel's gym.*

*Kerry begins lifting weights and then realizes there's a camera guy*

Kerry: have you been following me this entire time? Well, fuck it, I really don't give a shit anymore. Look, tomorrow I'm teaming with El Landerson against Drake Jeagerbomb and Tiqueerius Jones. And honestly, it's going to be a hell of a match.

*Kerry smiles a bit*

Kerry: I mean, I'm probably going to have to carry the team on my back, but I don't care about that. I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked, but I don't care about that, because I'm not out there to win, I'm out there for the fans, and if Maxwell Dachs is at ringside, I hope to god that he does something useful, because it would be literally the first time in ages since he did.

*Kerry laughs and shakes his head*

Kerry: I'm absolutely sure that Tiqueerius and Jaegerbomb are gonna pull some bullshit, it's pretty inevitable with those guys, they have the opposite of honor, and by the way, what the fuck is a Luzmala? I still haven't found out.

Kerry: I'm just gonna get in there, and give my all, exactly like I do every time, if I win, I won, if I lose, I've lost, only thing to do is regroup for next match.

Kerry: also, happy Halloween!! *Kerry smiles as he goes back to his workout and the camera fades*

(OOC: Sorry again guys, I know I'm not at my full potential when I've been promoing for the past couple of weeks, I've been having some personal problems that have kept me from being completely active. School and being sick all the time doesn't help)

(OOC: Happy Halloween to all of you!!)