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Dynasty promo #2

@PicPerfectMichaels posted a status update:

"My god does it feel good to be posting. You know something my loyal followers, the past two weeks it's felt like a fog has been lifted, like the air is finally clear, and the negativity of all the haters who talk out their ass without a moment's rest, is rolling right off my shoulders #BreathingEasy.
Now I know there are loudmouth jackasses who want to drone on and on about silly details, but facts are facts. Over The past two weeks, I've torn thru my opponents in less than a minute, and one of those opponents was former world heavyweight champion Scott Oasis. Oh sure everyone was dubbing me a fluke, everyone was writing it off as blind luck that Scott caught a case of the limber tails. But all those doubters, they got to eat a nice slice of crow when I stepped out last Friday, and shredded Adrian Christ faster than I could snap my fingers. I tell you right now, it felt good knocking Adrian flat on his ass, and it felt even better that I got some recognition for all my hard work.

But then I stoped to think about it, and honestly, after the performances I've been putting out so far this month, I should have been handed that Interwire title shot right after the bell rang last week, instead of having to be placed in a match with three peons who I could never hope to achieve the level of greatness that I have. I swear, it's like Sebastian and his cronies are wearing blind folds whenever I'm out making Dynasty the top rated show every Friday night. Let me ask something. Who could ever replace pure perfection? No one, that's who.

Certainly not Lucas Johnson, the guy who's so mediocre, and so much of an underachiever, that not even his fluke win against me could earn him anything more than another number one contenders match, in which he'll inevitably fall flat on his face like he done time and again for what has seemed like forever. Another week comes and goes, and Lucas again falls short of even earning a shot at the Interwire Championship (could you imagine just how badly he'd get his ass kicked if he actually faced the campion?). And after each and every failed attempt, he turns right around and demands another one. Does he not see how his own recent history just keeps on repeating itself? I tell you Lucas should have left his aspersions of winning a championship in EAW, back in 2016 #NotOpinion #Fact!

I seriously hope Lucas pulls his head out of his ass, and takes a good look around this Friday. Because then he'll realize that not only is he not on a level worthy of being a champion, he's not worthy of even being in the rankings. He's a preliminary match performer, and he always will be. So if Lucas wants to bring his Pillsbury doughboy looking ass down to the ring this Friday, if he thinks he's finall going to grab the brass ring and punch his ticket to the Tokyo dome, well then he's got another thing coming. Becuase he's stepping into the ring with the finest athlete the world has ever seen. And that athlete is fed up with being overlooked time and again in favor of ham and eggers such as Lucas Johnson. When that bell rings, I am going to show Lucas what a real wrestling machine looks like. I am gonna beat his ass from pillar to post and back again! Once I'm done with him Lucas Johnson won't even be a memory here in EAW, just like all the other overhyped assholes who fought way too much of themselves. I'm sending Lucas out to pasture this week, because believe you me, something he's long been overdue for.

But maybe Atilino Castillos thinks he can do better? Maybe all his years of knocking out drunks who were half out of it to begin with will carry him to Interwire gold? If any of you are thinking that just go ahead and unfollow me right now because I have no room for morons following me. See even though Atiliano here thinks that because he can blindside some sorry son of a bitch, that he's suddenly the top dog around Dynasty. All he really is, is a neutered little poodle who has to bite you in the ass when you're not looking because he knows you'd knock the fuck out of him if he tried to take you head on.

Who do you think I am Atiliano? One of the bums on west 148th who you used to bully around? For your information, I am the greatest professional athlete alive! You know what scratch that, I am the greatest professional athlete EVER! Hands down, end of story, case fucking closed! Try me Castillos, try me inside that ring, and I will kick your ass right back to the projects. So before you spout off a bunch of names of the guys you put out of commission, take a second to think of the guys I've been in the ring with. Guys like Zack Crash, Lucian Black, Y2Impact, and yes even Hades. I've stood toe to toe, and face to face, and win lose or draw I took the. To their absolute limits!

So when we stand toe to toe Castillos, just think about those legends and I beat the hell out of them long before you started calling yourself a legend killer, or slayer, or swallower, or whatever your damn nickname is. This Friday night, your are in for the beating of a lifetime, simply put your raggedy, wanna be wanksta ass is mine!

And that leaves just one more.

The myth, the legend, the gawd. The jackass who I'm gonna make my little bitch this Friday! Look at yourself Methuselah, take a good long look at yourself in the mirror. Realize just how far you've fallen off. How in the span of just a few months you've went from an absolute monster that held the hall of fame Championship, to a pathetic broken down poser, who everyone sees right thru. Now that the cat's out of the bag, and everyone knows you're nothing more than just another chump who knew he couldn't hang with real men like myself, or Jacob Senn, or Xavier Williams.

Here lies Methuselah, and all the horse shit mind games he played, the mystic crap that made Morons go ooh and awe, and all the mythos that got flushed straight down the toilet the moment his main bitch decided to be done with all his bullshit.

So now that we've given all the hokey nonsense a proper burial, it's time to do the same for the man behind all of it. And whether you're calling yourself Methuselah, or Mister DeDeDe, or Phyllis Sanders this week, it's not gonna matter because I'm going to beat you down like dog no matter what you call yourself. Oh you better believe it, see now that the world has collectively had their fill of all the smoke and mirrors you've had the use to keep yourself relevant, they are now hungry and looking for the next big thing. The next record setting Champion out on the horizon. The next first ballot hall of famer. To dumb it down and put it in terms you can understand, they are looking to the future of EAW. And that future just happens to be Named Mark Michaels.

You hear me Methuselah? Your time on top of the EAW mountain is done and over. It's time for you to stand aside, and let the man who this company can be proud to call their poster boy take his rightful place. Step aside from the spot, because like it or not I'm taking it. this Friday, in front of the whole world, I'm beat you so badly, your mother isn't even gonna recognize you. Live on Dynasty I am gonna crucify the gawd and put him out of this misery he's been suffering since he lost the Hall Of Fame Championship. And after the bell has rang, and the crowd is finished cheering my victory, take a little bit of comfort in knowing that you were beaten by the best.

That's right boys, the unquestioned best. So bring your A-games this Friday. You're gonna need them. Because all the bitching and moaning In the world won't change the fact that all three of you are gonna get your asses handed to you, courtesy of the the man who has astounded the crowds night in and night out with his gutsy performances in the ring. And in doing so made himself a twitter Trendsetter, and Instagram icon, and #Hero to millions of people all over the world. The man who is the greatest professional wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots. The man whose undeniable charisma and unmatched in ring ability have made him the brightest burning star that EAW will ever know. The man who in just a few short weeks will stand before all of you as both the Undisputed Social Media and EAW Interwire champion! The man who is called the absolute picture of perfection, Mark Michaels! Oh and inxase you happen to be reading this Drake, see ya real soon buddy, and these other three bozos better start getting to picturing THAT! #EAW #Dynasty #1>3 "

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