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Dynasty Promo #5

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"24 hours, if I were you @TigKelly I would try to savor every last one, because once they are up, I am coming to claim my property. #BeatTig #InDaBag #HappyNewYear2016 #NextNEchamp"

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(The Next Day)

The scene opens on the backstage at the Forth Worth Convention Center, inside a private dressing room. It's here that we find Super agent Johnny J. sitting down with his client "Picture Perfect" Mark Michaels (Dressed in his ring gear) before his showdown against

Johnny J.: "Mark you are moments away from what has to be the biggest match in you tenure of Dynasty Wrestling, are there any nerves at this point?"

Michaels: "Hang on one sec Johnny..."

Michaels quickly whips out his Iphone, opens the camera app, and hits the record button.

Michaels: "Hello, and happy new year to all my followers, I have no doubt all of you are just dying from the anticipation of getting to see me crush that cockroach Tig Kelly and be crowned the new National Elite Champion. And truth be told, I'm a bit excited myself. There's no better way that I could think of to celebrate the new year, than by bringing the National Elite Title belt back home with me, But just try to keep calm, and know that I'll stay Perfect! Peace out."

Michaels stops the recording.

Michaels: "Sorry 'bout that John, now to answer your question, no. I am totally ready for everything Tig will try to throw at me, and I will tell you right now that the only way he's going to retain the title tonight, is if he takes the cowards way out and gets himself counted out, or disqualified. There is no way in hell that he is beating me tonight, I guarantee it!"

Johnny: "I like the confidence, but how can you be so sure? I mean Tig has gotten the better of you on the two occasions you've met in the ring"

Michaels: " *SIGH, this again? Listen the last time Tig won it was a fluke. See he caught a lucky break, in a car wreck of a match, and after it was over and he got his title match, he got his ass whipped. Oh yeah, he talks about me being a revisionist, he likes to forget that he lost his big chance at House Of Glass, and if it hadn't been for him somehow weaseling his way into subbing for Carlos Rosso that night, I wouldn't even be facing his hater-aid guzzling ass. And if you're still somehow worried about history repeating itself john, Well just remember that tonight is a very different case from the other times we've met. Firstly It's just him and me this time. I don't have jealous losers that I have to team with, and there are no bottom of the barrel, scrub haters that to cost me my chance to win. Tonight, Tig gets my undivided attention, and the very best of Mark Michaels. And whats more. I am the kind of man that when the spotlight is the biggest, I shine the brightest, you get what I'm saying? When it's the main event, for all the marbles, I stand head and shoulders above the so-called competition. And considering the fact that it's me, and not Zack Crash, or Lucian Black, or Rhaegar, or Heart Break Pizza boy, or whatever his name is that's closing out tonight, I like my chances."

Johnny: "Okay, how are you going to do it?"

Michaels: "Johnny, you really have to ask after all this time together? I'm about as disappointed in you, as Chris Elite is in his proof reader. I'm going to do it the same way that i beat Angelo Brando, and then nearly carried his incompetent ass to the tag team championships. I'm going to do it the same way that I beat Regulator not once, but twice. I'm going to do it the same way I took Trent Yoder's flesh and blood, and turned him into my biggest devotee. I'm just going to go out there and do what I do best, be Perfect, and Whether it's a Screen Cracker to that ugly Leprechaun's face, or a Picture Perfect on his empty head, Tig kelly is going down in the middle of the ring one, two, three.

and if he doesn't respect me now, he will after I'm done embarrassing him in front of my millions, upon millions of followers. You know, the ones that have proclaimed me to be their HashTag Hero, as well as the Social Media Champion. I can't wait for the arena to erupt with their cheers when I finally put that over rated, under developed, punch drunk, pile of elephant feces, in his place. And in doing so, I will also cement my place as The Twitter Trendsetter, The Instagram Icon, The Destiny Of Dynasty, and the Brightest burning star that Extreme Answers wrestling will ever know! And Tig Kelly who stayed in 2015, now tell me Johnny, can you Picture That?"

Johnny: "Oh yes, I certainly can Mark. Go get him, tonight's your night."

Michaels: "You're god-damned right it is!"

WITH THAT THE VIDEO FADES TO BLACK.

Dynasty Promo #4

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"Truer words have never been spoken than in this picture. It sums up everything thing I've ever had to say about my opponents. No, not just Tig Kelly, but every single last one of those jealous, envious, good for nothing, piles of dog crap that the world calls haters.   Whether it has been Trent Yoder, Angelo Brando, J.J. Silva (BTW you owe me a new glass selfie stick), Regulator, or any other member of the locker room that has ever tried to make a name for themselves at my expense, I've overcome each and every one of those pathetic worms.   Why? Because I am the single greatest athlete to ever step foot in a ring, that's why! I am the psychical embodiment of Perfection, and like I always say, there's is no such thing as better than Perfection!

But there are those who are propped up and placed on a pedestal, and have so much bullshit filling their heads, they actually think they can beat Extreme Answers Wrestling's biggest, and brightest burning star! Now in the case of my upcoming opponent Pig, Excuse me, Tig Kelly, I'll give him some credit in that he had a good year, what with beating an unprepared champion, getting thrown into an elimination chamber match because they needed another guy, and being over hyped to the point that it got him a few nominations at the EAW Award show this year.   But one thing he really hasn't done, is take the absolute best, that The absolute best has to offer. You see, yes it is true that me and Tig have crossed paths a few times this year, and yes he lucked out not once, but twice against me!    But he's never done it in a one on one match where he's had my undivided attention. Tig, it's a new day, hell it's a whole new year, and on January first the world will also see a new EAW National Elite Champion!

Now I know you like to think your a bad ass, but just because your father probably smacked you around whenever he was hitting the bottle, so basically everyday before noon, and your poor mother couldn't do anything except spread her legs like they were butter, doesn't make it so. Now judging from your typical Irish, it's easy to see that you grew up with some anger issues, but then one day you saw your first wrestling match and said to yourself,I wonder if becoming a champion in professional wrestling will get me laid? Usually it would but your so fucking hideous that no amount of gold will ever get a woman to sleep with you.

But hey look at the bright side, You get to be a crucial part of Mark Michaels' history. Yes, when I pin you one, two, three, in the middle of the ring, you will forever be known as the man that Mark Michaels beat to capture his first piece of championship gold in EAW. And what a day it is going to be, I can almost see all the likes, and retweets that my followers will be giving me. Oh what's that TIg? No one would ever be caught dead following your punch drunk ass on social media? Oh well, I guess it just keeps sucking to be you boyo.

And for all my followers in Forth Worth, I know it's been miserable living in that hell hole, but just know that in 48 hours your Social Media Champion (and the President of his social media team T.J. ~~Yoder~~ Michaels) will arrive in time for you to bask in the glory of him beating that ugly Irish bastard, and in doing so, become a champion who you can be proud to have representing you. A champion who is a Twitter Trendsetter, an Instagram Icon, The Destiny of the Dynasty brand, and the face of professional wrestling. And I owe some of it to you, my millions upon millions of followers. You weren't deceived by all of those jackasses who ran their mouths before, just like you're not fooled by some dumb irish asshole who's so full of himself that he's beginning to look bloated! I #ThankYou for all the support you have given me, and for making me the man i am today. Or to be more exact, the man I will be after this Friday night. #InDaBag #BeatTig #NextNEchamp #PictureTHAT"

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