The camera cuts to the streets of Vancouver, Canada where TLA is shown arriving at his hotel in the Voltage Van. TLA parks it in front of the entrance to the hotel while he gets his key but then does not return for it so that it will be towed. TLA then goes upstairs to his sexy hotel room where the hotel maids are already waiting for La Pantera Sexual.
TLA: Awwwww yea my bitches my bitches. Que pasa amigas? Are you prepared to go one on one with the sexual one?
The hotel maids indicate that they are indeed ready to go one on one with the sexual one.
~HOURS LATER~
TLA is shown ushering the sexy Latina hotel maids out of his room as he blazes up a joint.
TLA: Damn Consuela was fine tonight. Almost as fine as her sister.
The smoke quickly fills the room as TLA sets his Interwire Championship next to the bed and looks into the camera.
TLA: We gonna do this shit tho? It’s about dayum time homies! Territorial Invasion and we got the crew back together! We got them Dynasty homeboiz beastin’ and feastin’ on they grind lookin’ to put the beatdown on them Voltage haters. Them yellow Voltage haters so yellow they prolly gonna run away when they see the full mass of Dynasty erect before them.
TLA looks outside his window at the Canadian skyline as he notices the Voltage Van being towed away as the Voltage fanboys and their sexually frustrated girlfriends have arrived and are shown crying.
TLA: Dayum they stalked me all the way here. That’s impressive. That’s real determination right there. The kind of determination that will be shown by Team Dynasty at Territorial Invasion! We got my ese Alex Wilder who Matt Miles seems to think that we just gonna be fightin’ each other and turnin’ on each other all night long.
But that shit couldn’t be farther from the truth.
TLA: We ain’t gonna be fightin’ each other Matt cuz we gonna be a united unit like me and yo girl. We gonna be more united than the states. We gonna be more united than the kingdom. We damn sure gonna be more united than the Arab emirates. And imma tell you why we gonna be united too…
Cuz my partners know what’s gonna happen to them if they fuck with TLA.
TLA: My partners especially Alex Wilder know the extreme asskicking that awaits them if they even think of betraying me. If Jacob Senn and his white boi redneck ass decides to get a little too fiesty imma drop that gringo with the Miami Quickness ya heard? If Devan Dubian or Diamond Cage decide they wants a piece of the Mexican Mutilation Machine they gonna get all that and more as I fuck all them up and make them look like bitches on the Territorial Invasion stage. But ain’t none of my partners want that. That ain’t the Dynasty way. We gonna roll together, we gonna bust up some Voltage ass together and we gonna prove that we are the best brand in the world and we capable of reppin’ long and reppin’ hard. Unlike Voltage and they crew of bitch boiz.
You know that Team Voltage was desperate when they had Blaise Hunter on they team at one point.
TLA: Y2Impact made the right choice when he replaced Blaise Hunter and that other guy nobody remembers with Jamie O’Hara and Xavier Williams. That was a bigger upgrade than when Heart Break Gal got implants. But I wonder how Jamie and Xav feel about being second choices. They chose Blaise Hunter to be on the team before yo asses and even considered y’all worthy replacements for him. That’s gotta hurt the ego. I mean y’all got a really tall task in Y2Impact’s mind to fill those shoes. I really don’t know how y’all gonna do it.
Meanwhile La Pantera Sexual was a first round draft pick for Team Dynasty and is gonna go down as the MVP of this whole fucking thing!
TLA: I got them enemies I gotta lotta enemies but I ain’t let it sweat me. I got them Voltage boiz out there hatin’ runnin’ they mouths about Jacob Senn. He got real enemies but where my enemies even at? Senn and O’Hara and Xav got that intense beef they got all that history together and I ain’t even faced half the motherfuckers in this match. This is yo boiz time to create some of that beef. This like a cattle farm and imma be mutilating the fuck out that cattle until that beef be flyin’ everywhere! That dirty bald Aussie Jamie O’Hara will not lightly forget the day that he took on TLA and I made him look as run down as Xavier Williams’ hometown of Detroit.
I be jumpin’ straight into this nest of viperous World Champs head first but I got that antidote to they venom.
TLA: Speaking of Venom… nevermind nobody ever speaks of Venom. He’s more blacklisted from this company than Cyclone. This is comin’ from someone who has been blacklisted from this company on multiple occasions so y’all know that I know my shit. But now I ain’t blacklisted, I been whitelisted by all them white boiz in suits up in the EAW towers lookin’ down and throwin’ yo boi in with all these former World Champs. They gonna say yo boi outta his league but I say imma be right where I need to be to prove I can hang. I already done prove I hung, but I still gotta prove every night I can hang. Cuz they gonna be lookin’ down and sayin’ TLA ain’t as good as he think he is cuz I got that confidence. I believe in myself and I take on all comers cuz fuck it this is what I was born to do!
Imma look Y2Impact in he #6Reignz face and imma slap the shit out he mouth #6Timez. TLA: Imma toss that motherfucker Jamie O’Hara straight out into the sea, and imma put the X down on Xavier Williams’ bitch ass. Imma show Matt Miles exactly why I done made it when so many other “funny guys” done failed. Cuz when you go one on one with the Dynasty Franchise up in that ring you know you gonna have a hard night. Nathan Fiora gonna know that when you step to the panther you get the claws cabron and imma cut y’all so bad you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad. I’m just that vato crusin’ the streets of Canada in he lowrider lookin’ to get me some of them fine ass Canadian bitches...
but we know that when I step into the ring I got me a whole new kind of bitches to deal with.
TLA: I go hard doin’ this shit cuz you gotta. That’s how it’s always been carnal. Matt Miles wants to run he mouth about how he overcame adversity cuz he got injured. I know all about adversity dawg and I be overcomin’ it every damn day of my life. Y’all ain’t seen hardship until you been cast out like trash but dug yo way out and picked yo ass right back to where you started and went past that shit, and ain’t never lost who you was cuz of it. Y’all ain’t overcome hardship until you been taken outta action, only to make that comeback and grab onto that gold. Y’all want some hardship try wrestling on the indies for year after year barely makin’ enough to feed yo self. See I be cruisin’ in them bitchin’ ass lowriders but at one point they was my home. So y’all wanna spit at me about yo rich white boi problems I ain’t even give no fucks about yo privileged ass dawg. Go call up yo rich white lawyer parents and cry about it cuz you gonna get no sympathy from me.
None of y’all will. Prepare yo selves pendejos we ain’t in the Poon Palace no more… and y’all steppin’ onto Dynasty turf.
TLA takes out a Dynasty bandana and wraps it around his head as he takes a long puff of his joint.
TLA: You ‘bout to get ran off by the realest unless y’all start to recognize. You about to get dropped by somethin’ you ain’t even seen comin’ by keepin’ yo minds locked away in the past. Jamie O’Hara and Xavier Williams gotta let that shit go and realize it don’t matter if you whipped Jacob Senn’s ass fifteen years ago or if Senn whipped yo ass back in the 80s. It don’t matter if Senn came out for his title match against Jamie O’Hara to Michael Jackson’s “Black or White”. That’s all old news and this is the Now Era. What matters is what you gonna do, cuz ain’t nobody wanna see a dick measuring contest of old white boiz comparin’ they resumes. They wanna see the realest of the jefes puttin’ the beat down on some lil hoppas. Ain’t no secret agenda ese just raw aggression. Trust me holmes, that’s what they gonna get from TLA…
Cuz if ya can’t trust TLA… who can ya trust?
Suddenly the Voltage fanboys burst through TLA’s window shattering glass everywhere.
Fanboy #1: We fucking found you! Fanboy #2: You gonna get cut up nigga! TLA: Who the fuck are you?
Fanboy #1: Typical Dynast. Can’t even process the greatness of Voltage enough to remember us! Fanboy #2: I have come for my wallet! TLA: I already spent yo green on this mota holmes.
Fanboy #1: You fucking what? Fanboy #2: Oh it’s fucking on now… The fatass Voltage fanboys begin jiggling with rage as they roll up the sleeves on their Voltage turtleneck sweaters and put up their fists.
Fanboy #1: You are on our turf now… Fanboy #2: That’s right… we are Canadian but don’t think that means we are white… TLA: But y’all gringo bitches clearly are…
Fanboy #1: You stopped us from getting the Voltage Vag that we always dreamed of having… Fanboy #2: That can’t be forgiven… TLA: I have nude photos of Carson Ramsay on this USB.
TLA: They are right here all you gotta do is take them…
Fanboy #1: It could be a trap… Fanboy #2: But can we take that risk? TLA: I don’t think you can.
Fanboy #1: He’s right. In his totally wrong Dynasty way… Fanboy #2: Dammit he sure is. Fanboy #1: Let’s go for it. Fanboy #2: Always go for it. One of the fanboys pulls his laptop up out of his pants from a place that should remain unknown to all.
Fanboy #1: Quick! Give us the nudes! Fanboy #2: These are going to be so much hotter than the nudes of your dad we photoshopped with Phoenix Winterborn's face. TLA hands over the USB stick.
Fanboy #1: Damn I’m getting hard just thinking about those… Fanboy #2: Awww yea please man! Please stick it in!! STICK IT IN NOW! The fanboy sticks the USB drive as he turns on his laptop.
Fanboy #1: Damn my laptop is slower than maple syrup. Fanboy #2: That was a creative Canadian pun. You should be proud of yourself. The fanboy opens his laptop as he quickly minimizes the screens of camera surveillance set up in what appears to be Voltage GM Carlos Rosso’s tour bus restroom.
Fanboy #2: If only I brought the lube… The fanboy clicks on the folder containing Carson Ramsay’s nudes as his laptop suddenly bursts into fire!
Fanboy #1: What the fuck! Fanboy #1: Quick put it out! The fanboys quickly throw the laptop out the window.
Fanboy #2: You dumbass! You forgot to take the USB out! TLA: I guess the nudes are lost forever…
Fanboy #1: It turns out Carson Ramsay’s nudes were so hot that they even started my laptop on fire. Fanboy #2: Damn we should have known. Fanboy #1: Thank you anyway TLA. If you weren’t a filthy Dynast we could be friends. TLA: There’s no fucking way that is even possible hijo de puta.
Fanboy #1: I think that means he likes us. Fanboy #1: We will grant you what you want… Fanboy #2: We will grant you what you need… Fanboy #1: We will grant you the gift of Voltage!!! Fanboy #2: Drink it in maaaann TLA: Iight get the fuck out.
~SECONDS LATER~
The Voltage fanboys are shown lying in a bloody heap outside TLA’s hotel room in the hallway. The Do Not Disturb sign has been placed on the door.
Fanboy #1: Do you think that the USB survived that fall? Fanboy #2: Let’s go see if we can find the pieces. We can fix this. We are smart people. Fanboy #1: Let’s go for it. Fanboy #2: Always go for it. 
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