Heavily enjoyed this thread the first time around, thought it was a lot of fun doing wacky non-cannon interactions between characters and inanimate objects.

For those new to the concept, think of the WWE Hardcore Championship, but influenced by similar championships such as CHIKARA's short-lived 24/7 Championship and, given the namesake, the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship.

Rules are simple:
- You must defeat the previous champion in any way, shape or form. It does not 100% need to make sense.
- Inanimate objects are not immune from being champion.
- All encounters are no disqualification unless it's for comedic effect.
- You can be as silly and as creative as you want in an encounter.
- First come, first served.

For the sake of argument, the inaugural champion will be Finnegan Wakefield, who finds the discarded championship in a trashcan.

Let the chaos begin!

Oscar the Grouch pops out of the trash can, pops Finnigan one on the ear, and takes his title back.

Still Retaining Champion: Oscar the Grouch

Oscar the Grouch is forced to read Finn's lengthy list of rules

New Champ: Finn's tl;dr rules list

Lauryn takes Finn's list and makes a paper mache out of it.

Winner: The NYS Department of Education

The NYS Department got attacked by Bane.

Winner: Bane (H).

Oh damn O.O

Batman breaks Bane's back

Winner: Batman

A Time Traveling Joe Chill Appears With Martha and Thomas Wayne Alive And Once More At Gunpoint.  Batman Taps.  Joe Shoots Them Anyway

Winner Via Submission: Joe Chill (Time Traveler and Bruce Wayne Orphan'er)

Joe Chill gets killed by 007.

Winner : James Bond.

Jack Bauer sneaks up from behind and snaps 007's neck

Winner: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer slips on the way back, knocking his head out and letting his brains splatter on the floor. The belt however lands on his shoulders for a good twenty count. 

New champion: The EAW Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship

Since the title itself is the champion, everyone waits anxiously for the champ to be beaten. Time passes and no one steps up and surely the title cannot defeat itself, a new champion is finally announced...

Time itself!

Doraemon changed the time by traveling time dimensional through time machine. He takes the belt as soon as Jack Bauer felt.

Winner: Doraemon

Eventually a rip leads to Dormean to Medieval Romania. Where after hearing of the incident, gets attacked by an army lead by Vlad The Impaler! 
Vlad is ruthless and decides to take the belt for himself

New Champion; Vlad the Impaler

Vampire Hunter Abraham Van Helsing M.D., D.Ph, D.Litt, etc, etc arrives to challenge his archenemy "Count Dracula". Vlad the Impaler tries to explain that there has been a mistake. He isn't a bloodsucking vampire, he's just a "blood thirsty" tyrant. He's not even a count he's...too late. Vlad the Impaler is impaled through the heart with a wooden stake.

New Champion: Abraham Van Helsing M.D., D.Ph, D.Litt, etc, etc