I can't believe it. What they did last season was unforgivable, so much so that GOT wasn't even in my top ten fav shows last year, but I honestly thought it couldn't get worse. I feel like I'm in a TV show, because just because I thought it couldn't, it fucking did get worse. I figured they'd perhaps not even have Dorne this season, they'd hide Dorne away in shame for their actions and "bad pussy", but these people are not even capable of shame, they brought Dorne in and destroyed it even more! They made Doran Martell and his guard into fucking jobbers, fucking Doran was the only character that could save the Dorne storyline! I had to stop halfway through the fucking episode to express my rage, and I swear if Varys ever dies in this show I will drop it so fucking fast, IDC if the White Walkers finally cross the wall, IDC about shit, Varys is the last GOAT in this show they haven't fucked up. I'm going to continue this stupid fucking episode named after that bitch who let down team Stannis, and this episode better be named after her because she fucking dies or brings Stannis back, because I swear if Davos gets all chummy with her after what she did to team Dragonstone.....oh boy, I don't even fucking understand why he hasn't pimp slapped her yet, why he even talks to this hoe and hasn't dug a sword through her.

Oh, and before I forget, they ruined Jaime too. I see he fully back with Cersei, I don't even see the point of his characterization in the last seasons now, I really feel like The Punisher in my fucking sig, I was right about to leave and go resume the episode but at the door I remember Dorne wasn't the only fuck up in this half episode alone.

Thought this pretty much summed up things.

Had to pause again. Dothraki acting like preteens and making I fucked your mamma...grand mamma jokes. Don't even get me started on Varys and Tyrion walking around in the open without backup, I'll assume the people there don't know there in charge or IDK why the harpies or anyone angry didn't own them. IDK why Tyiron was being such an ass either, really making jokes about Vary's lost penis to say he isn't a boy anymore???? That fire being so huge and out of no where seems like bullshit too, but w.e

at least we got four good seasons.

And now these niggas want to ruin dude's fapping material by making us watch the Red Woman turn into an old lady. man I might rather see naked dudes than this. At least it's over, and not any more terrible than the tragedy of Dorne.

Well at least they are not like Guggenheim from Arrow. That cunt can get hit by a train.




But admit it, you mad cus Melisandre is saggy and disgusting 

I'd still hit Melisandre as long as she has the necklace

You're gross GC.

Anyways, Arrow is way better than GOT atm.

I like how they killed off all the interesting characters from Dorne so we could get more of that bad pussy. 

But why drag D&D in this tho?

LMFAO

Personally, I liked Season 2 of True Detective more than Season 1. But that's just me.

So does Cersei know every person who makes fun of her in King's Landing, or is the Mountain just that damn good at finding info out?

Davos doesn't seem to give one shit about Stannis.

LMAO Roose Bolton.

That ending made me the happiest man alive

J Dynasty wrote:

So does Cersei know every person who makes fun of her in King's Landing, or is the Mountain just that damn good at finding info out?

Davos doesn't seem to give one shit about Stannis.

LMAO Roose Bolton.

To be fair, I think it implies every person because apart from her family, what person likes Cersei? I think she knows everyone's reaction, yet they are little to her so she could not give a fuck (before then that is. Now she will have them killed)

As for Davos, he killed his best friend, someone who was basically a teacher to him. Tbh, I think Davos is basically like "Serves the egotistical prick right" about Stannis since him and Shireen had a close relationship.

As for Roose, knew he'd go this season but I thought he'd be called off on the big Episode 9 or late in the season. BUT JON FUCKING SNOW BABY

Fuck Roose. Ramsay is the superior Bolton, clearly.

This was easily a top 5 episode, if not top 3. I feel like you're just nitpicking if you didn't like the episode but I can't blame you after last week.

MTM wrote:

Fuck Roose. Ramsay is the superior Bolton, clearly.

This was easily a top 5 episode, if not top 3. I feel like you're just nitpicking if you didn't like the episode but I can't blame you after last week.

Agreed. This has to be one of the best episodes in GoT history. I personally had no problem with last week really but this week smashed it by a mile.

I hate the Decipals of Death

Liam Catterson wrote:

MTM wrote:

Fuck Roose. Ramsay is the superior Bolton, clearly.

This was easily a top 5 episode, if not top 3. I feel like you're just nitpicking if you didn't like the episode but I can't blame you after last week.

Agreed. This has to be one of the best episodes in GoT history. I personally had no problem with last week really but this week smashed it by a mile.

Agree with this, one of the best episodes.

Last week was a struggle at times yes, but with a cast this wide it needed to fit everyone in and show where they are at the beginning of the season, it was always going to be the way it was.

But then this week just exploded. Jon Snow. Bolton dying. Greyjoy dying. Dragons free. I mean... fuck

Oh please, sure this episode was solid, but to say it's top three/five? Geez. Red Wedding. Red Viper vs the Mountain. Black Water. The episodes with Littlefinger talking to Varys. The death of Joffrey, The legendary squabbles between Cersei and the female Tyrells. Brienne and Jaime in the bath. So many things above this episode.

J Dynasty wrote:

Oh please, sure this episode was solid, but to say it's top three/five? Geez. Red Wedding. Red Viper vs the Mountain. Black Water. The episodes with Littlefinger talking to Varys. The death of Joffrey, The legendary squabbles between Cersei and the female Tyrells. Brienne and Jaime in the bath. So many things above this episode.

True but I remember you were the same guy who said the Zygon Invasion was one of the worst episodes of all time. We all have our differences in the end.

Liam Catterson wrote:

J Dynasty wrote:

Oh please, sure this episode was solid, but to say it's top three/five? Geez. Red Wedding. Red Viper vs the Mountain. Black Water. The episodes with Littlefinger talking to Varys. The death of Joffrey, The legendary squabbles between Cersei and the female Tyrells. Brienne and Jaime in the bath. So many things above this episode.

True but I remember you were the same guy who said the Zygon Invasion was one of the worst episodes of all time. We all have our differences in the end.

Oh yeah, the Zygon group portrayed in the same light of ISIS that turned out to be misguided good guys! Oh my, if only we talked with ISIS and said we forgive them everything would work out, IDK what I was thinking not respecting the symbolism.